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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Oh, no! - KNOCKS AT DOOR

0:00:04 > 0:00:06Dad. we're two-nil down at half time!

0:00:06 > 0:00:08Good. Listen mate,

0:00:08 > 0:00:11I've made my mind up about Sharon.

0:00:11 > 0:00:12Ah!

0:00:12 > 0:00:15You mean you're going to ask her to cook less veggie stuff?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17- Nice one.- No, no, no. Um...

0:00:17 > 0:00:21What would you think if I asked her to marry me?

0:00:21 > 0:00:22Whoa!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Dad, are you serious?

0:00:26 > 0:00:27Ta-dah!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Don't know! Dad, that's huge!

0:00:32 > 0:00:35You, getting married...

0:00:35 > 0:00:36again?

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Well, mate... I thought you'd be happy for me.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42No, sure - I am, I am, I am. Yay!

0:00:42 > 0:00:43Nice one, son! Yay.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46I'm going to pick my time, and then I'm going to pop the question.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49So, don't say anything to Millie or Lauren - OK?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Your hopefully soon-to-be-stepsisters!

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Wow!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36You are looking gorgeous today!

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Really?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Someone's in a good mood!

0:01:40 > 0:01:44It's sweet - they've been getting on really well lately.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46TEXT ALERT

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Look who's just sent me a "before and after" of his tea.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53He is one of my mates from the bus.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56I'm really nice to him - in my own way...

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Lucas? Where's your lunch?

0:02:06 > 0:02:08You took it!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Me? We don't have it. Do we, Fran?

0:02:14 > 0:02:16OK, so...

0:02:18 > 0:02:21..maybe I do have a tiny crush on him.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Not even a crush - more of a squeeze, really.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28And I'm not going to do anything about it.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Lucas is just one of my good mates,

0:02:30 > 0:02:33and that's the way it's going to stay.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34What?!

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Mike, proposing? Are you serious?!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Now look what you made me do!

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Just keep your voice down, will you? I'm not supposed to tell anyone.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Hang on... This is a prank, isn't it? And you made me mess this up!

0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Hand - give it to me! - He told me to my face!

0:02:50 > 0:02:53This is NOT, I repeat, NOT a prank!

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- No! Too unbelievable. - OK, fine. Fine, fine!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Lauren, don't believe me, just go and find him

0:02:58 > 0:03:01and tell me he's not acting super weird.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03THUNDER

0:03:07 > 0:03:09What a beautiful day!

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- It's raining. - Is it? I hadn't noticed.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15With you, the sun is always shining!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Are you after something, Mike?

0:03:17 > 0:03:19No, no. I've got everything I need right here.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21I'll see you later, gorgeous.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Don't go changing - unless it's for dinner!

0:03:23 > 0:03:24What has gotten into you?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Nothing! Nothing at all. Whoo!

0:03:30 > 0:03:31It's all true.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- No way!- Shh!

0:03:39 > 0:03:42I've seen him myself, he's acting like a big puppy.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43He's lost the plot.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46He's only gone and bought her this massive diamond ring.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47And he's booked out a whole restaurant

0:03:47 > 0:03:49and he's going to get down on his knees

0:03:49 > 0:03:52and a violinist is going to play Mum's favourite song.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53I Love Rock And Roll?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Whatever. Isn't it romantic?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58No! It is a disaster!

0:03:58 > 0:04:02I mean, I'm going to have you two for stepsisters!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Wait. And you're going to be our stepbrother?

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Isn't it, you know, a good thing?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Two people in love, getting married.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12And a thousand romcoms cannot be wrong.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14For a start, there isn't just two people here,

0:04:14 > 0:04:17there's at least...nine.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18And what about our dad?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Yeah, and my mum. - And most importantly, us.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26- Things won't change that much, will they?- Yes!

0:04:26 > 0:04:30It's like the difference between being in prison

0:04:30 > 0:04:32and knowing you're going to get out,

0:04:32 > 0:04:34and being in prison for life.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Wow! I pity your future girlfriend.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Right, we need a plan.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Oh, no, guys! This is where we're meant to live happily ever after -

0:04:43 > 0:04:45the end.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48This one has "Do Not Touch" written all over it!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57I'm right, aren't I?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00It's nice that Mike wants to tie the knot and become Mr Mum.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05So, why am I feeling a bit weird about it?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Cos I'm overthinking, as usual.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Anyway, it's not like anything's actually happened yet.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15TEXT ALERT

0:05:15 > 0:05:16OK...

0:05:18 > 0:05:20It has now.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22I've just been asked out on a date!

0:05:23 > 0:05:27OK, so we need to stall them - but how?

0:05:27 > 0:05:31OK, so you know how he's got to get her in the right mood...

0:05:31 > 0:05:34And if he can't get her in the right mood, then he can't ask her.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Right, we're the Mood Busters!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45I think Lucas might have asked me out on a date.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47What makes you think it's a date?

0:05:47 > 0:05:51Well, it could just be a friend meeting a friend,

0:05:51 > 0:05:54with no other friends, and milkshakes involved?

0:05:54 > 0:05:58- Yes, I knew it! My plan worked. - Wait...

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Did you tell Lucas that I had a crush on him?

0:06:00 > 0:06:03You kept going on about it, so I thought I'd give you a helping hand.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06I didn't mean for you to go blabbing to him.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- It's OK, he asked you out. - But that's not the point!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Then what is the point?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12That I trusted you and you let me down.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Hey, look at all this fancy grub -

0:06:17 > 0:06:19you think Dad's cooking dinner?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21No big posh restaurant after all!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24He's gone for home-ground advantage.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- It's brilliant.- Right, this is it.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Who you going to call? - Mood Busters!

0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Having another look, are we? - Dad! Er...

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Beautiful, isn't it? See how she sparkles?

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Yeah. Sweet.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Look, Dad, um...

0:07:12 > 0:07:15I don't know, have you thought maybe you're rushing things?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17No, I don't think so.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21Flowers, dinner, pudding - and then I'm going to pop the question.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25We're all a bit nervous, but fingers crossed, eh?

0:07:25 > 0:07:30Hey-ey - I'll put it back - and don't touch it again.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31It's bad luck, apparently.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Oh. I never knew that.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Nice one, son. Thanks for looking out for me.

0:07:44 > 0:07:49- Yes?- YORKSHIRE ACCENT: Ey-up, me duck, I've come to read your meter.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Tony? Oh, please...

0:07:51 > 0:07:55I'm giving Shadow Ears some tips on being an international spy!

0:07:55 > 0:07:56Who's Shadow Ears?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Oh, that's my spy name.- Oh!

0:07:58 > 0:08:01So, keep your Shadow Ears open, and make notes, but in code.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Ooh, I know, you should do it on Fran, she'll never guess!

0:08:04 > 0:08:07OK, Fran, can you come in here for a sec?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Ey-up, me duck. I've come to read your meter.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Tony. Why are you wearing that stupid disguise?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- OK, tea's nearly ready. - I'm not hungry.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- What's gotten into her? - DOOR SHUTS

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Ooh! Double chin prop. What's the matter?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33If you must know, it's Fran.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34She set me up on a date.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39On a date? With a boy?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41No, with a dolphin.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Wow. Why didn't you ask for my help sooner?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45I'm not asking for your help now!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Come on, then. Let me see. Come on!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Ha-ha! Lucas? That little Twiglet?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Well, what did you say back? Nothing?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56I don't know what to say.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58LAUREN TYPES

0:09:00 > 0:09:04"Go out with you, loser? ROFL."

0:09:04 > 0:09:05How could you send that to him?

0:09:05 > 0:09:09- So he knows you're not a pushover. So, do you like him?- Well...

0:09:09 > 0:09:11TEXT ALERT

0:09:11 > 0:09:13"OK, don't worry about it. L."

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Well, it doesn't matter now, does it?

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Lucky you came to me.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21"Shame - you got nice eyes."

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Now he won't know what to think!

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Exactly! That's the point - keep them guessing!

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Now I'm beginning to see why you HAVEN'T had a boyfriend.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Well, you're no fun. OK, fine.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35"C U tomo, don't be late."

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- What have you done? You said yes? - No, YOU said yes.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43How could you do this to me?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45It's only a milkshake. Relax!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- And you're welcome! - TEXT ALERT

0:09:48 > 0:09:50"Great! C U then."

0:09:53 > 0:09:55I guess...it's on.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Ta-dah!- Oh, Mike!

0:10:05 > 0:10:07This looks amazing!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09What's the big occasion?

0:10:10 > 0:10:14- It's your birthday - and I forgot? - No.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Er... Anniversary of when we first met?- No.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Girlfriend's Day?

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Can't I pamper you without it being a special occasion?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Aw! Ooh, I'm starving.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29GRUNGY ROCK PLAYS

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Sorry. I must have picked up Craig's one by mistake.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40FAINT LAUGHTER

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Operation Mood Busters is go!

0:10:44 > 0:10:46I saved you some tea.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49I told you I didn't want any.

0:10:52 > 0:10:53What's wrong, eh?

0:10:53 > 0:10:57I haven't seen you this grumpy since you slept on Jake's gum.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01- It's Millie. She's mad at me. - What about?

0:11:01 > 0:11:03All I did was...

0:11:03 > 0:11:06That's why she's mad at me - for blabbing.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Well, it's not really blabbing if you just tell your mum. Is it?

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Well... OK.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20So, there's this guy that Millie likes, Lucas -

0:11:20 > 0:11:23and I told him that Millie had a crush on him...

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Oh, that was lovely. I'm stuffed.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32Did you know, gibbons mate for life?

0:11:33 > 0:11:34Gibbons?

0:11:34 > 0:11:37See, I never thought I'd find my gibbon, Sharon -

0:11:37 > 0:11:38and then I saw you.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42I've got something for you.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47It's all right, I really am full.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50Mum, Craig's hogging the shower!

0:11:50 > 0:11:53You're the one who spends hours in there just staring at the mirror.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56- I'm surprised that thing doesn't crack.- (Don't overdo it.)

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Right, well, at least I don't pick my toes

0:11:58 > 0:12:02and leave bits of them on the mat! You're so gross!

0:12:02 > 0:12:06- Craig's out, so shower's free! - Actually, no. The drain's blocked.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Really?

0:12:09 > 0:12:10BRB, gorgeous.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Mum, Mike's going to ask you a question.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19He does seem to be working up to something.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21He wants to ask you if you can sell the house

0:12:21 > 0:12:22and move onto a canal boat.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Does he?

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Look, he's even got a thing.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Now, I personally am worried about the water rats, you know?

0:12:28 > 0:12:30They spread disease.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Right! Shower's fixed, so...

0:12:35 > 0:12:36Ugh.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Now, what was I saying?

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Er, how you thought you'd found your gibbon?

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Sharon, I want to ask you something...

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Mike, I know what you're going to say.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55And yes, it's a really romantic idea,

0:12:55 > 0:12:59but it's just not very practical with children.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02And anyway, I get seasick.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06- Do you?- I guess I'd just always be worried about us sinking. OK?

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Mum! The rubbish bin stinks!

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Come on, Dad - footy's on!

0:13:12 > 0:13:15I'll clear up. Mike, can you take out the rubbish for me?

0:13:15 > 0:13:17What? Yeah, all right.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19It's not like I had anything else to do...

0:13:20 > 0:13:22RIP, CLANG

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Oh, Mike!

0:13:24 > 0:13:26I'm sorry, sorry.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29The bag just ripped.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33Sharon, I was going to ask you to marry me!

0:13:33 > 0:13:34Marry you?

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Oh, Mike!

0:13:42 > 0:13:44SHE SQUEALS

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Mike just asked me to marry him!

0:13:50 > 0:13:51Great!

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Yeah, nice one. Sweet.

0:13:54 > 0:13:55I had no idea.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59What else were we going to say?

0:13:59 > 0:14:03They were looking at us like a pair of baby seals!

0:14:03 > 0:14:05And it IS romantic.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08So, why don't I feel quite right about it?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10I have got to get a grip.

0:14:10 > 0:14:14- Hi!- Oh, hi - Lucas! I'm looking forward to my milkshake.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17I sort of half know what flavour I'm getting,

0:14:17 > 0:14:19but I haven't totally decided yet.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21- OK, see you then.- Cool!

0:14:24 > 0:14:28Could I have literally sounded any stupider?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Who chooses their milkshake in advance?

0:14:32 > 0:14:35- ALL:- # Millie and Lucas! Millie and Lucas!

0:14:35 > 0:14:37# Millie and Lucas! #

0:14:37 > 0:14:38LAUGHTER

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Did you tell anyone else?

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- What? No!- Oh, sure! Like you didn't tell Lucas.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Why should I even care if you go on a date or not?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Shadow Ears strikes!

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Isn't it beautiful?

0:15:01 > 0:15:04My theme is "Wedding of the Sea".

0:15:04 > 0:15:09We can have the ceremony on the beach, under a living willow arch!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14But what about the limo, and the disco, and the big white dress?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16No, I wasn't picturing that kind of ceremony.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18What, a wedding?

0:15:18 > 0:15:21And I thought we could all wear flower garlands,

0:15:21 > 0:15:23and write our own vows!

0:15:23 > 0:15:25I vow not to wear a flower garland!

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Well, we haven't even set a date yet, Mike.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30We don't need to sort all this out now...

0:15:30 > 0:15:32No, of course not, I was just throwing out some ideas.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36- Ooh, I've done some sketches for the kids' outfits...- Oh, lovely!

0:15:36 > 0:15:39It's like he wants to hammer us together until we all fit.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42You tell your mum yet?

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Yeah. She was a bit upset, actually.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49She's not found anyone else. Not like your dad.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Have you told him?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Whoa. Getting married?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59That's wonderful.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Tell Shaz I'm really happy for her.

0:16:01 > 0:16:06- It's so sudden, though. - I remember when I asked your mum.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07It was in the plumber's merchants!

0:16:07 > 0:16:11Wow! You are like Mr Romance(!)

0:16:11 > 0:16:13I gave her a brass washer for a ring.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Ah, we were so young.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18I suppose I should have looked before I leapt.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Don't know why I was in such a hurry.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22That's what I think about them now.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Except... I wouldn't have you two.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Hey, you won't forget about me, will you, if you have a proper stepdad?

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Dad! Of course not.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Our group's started a chat about us. TEXT ALERT

0:16:45 > 0:16:49"Why didn't Lucas tell me, he's my BFF? Ollie."

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Honestly!

0:16:51 > 0:16:53M-Y-O-B! Millie.

0:16:55 > 0:16:56TEXT ALERT

0:16:56 > 0:17:00Now they've renamed the chat to "Millie thinks she's it"!

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Hey. Everything sorted with Millie?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07No. It's worse.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09She thinks I told everybody else.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12And now the whole group's losing the plot.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14I could talk to her if you like, or I could get Tony to?

0:17:14 > 0:17:18No! Mum, seriously, do you know how shaming that would be?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Mega-shaming?

0:17:20 > 0:17:21Giga-shaming.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Now, don't panic.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28It's just a concept.

0:17:28 > 0:17:29Do you mind if I take a picture?

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Yes! Yes, I mind if you take a photo! Dad, I look like an idiot!

0:17:32 > 0:17:34CAMERA CLICKS

0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Ribbons? Ribbons, Dad? Seriously? - Mate.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39I'm going to ask you a question -

0:17:39 > 0:17:41will you be my best man?

0:17:41 > 0:17:43No.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47- Not afterwards, I won't. - What do you mean?

0:17:47 > 0:17:48Dad, you're getting married,

0:17:48 > 0:17:51which means I'm no longer your number one.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54- That's not the way to look at it. - No? Then what is?

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Not that you're losing your dad,

0:17:56 > 0:17:59but that you're gaining a mum and new sisters.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03I've already got a mum. And I don't need new sisters.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07This just makes it for good, doesn't it?

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Well, yeah, I mean, that IS the idea!

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Yeah. Your idea.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Look, I hear what you're saying, son. You don't like the outfit.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19Well, we'll make it less poncho, more cape.

0:18:20 > 0:18:21Craig?

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Craig!

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Well, this is it! Date City!

0:18:31 > 0:18:32But it's no big deal.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36It is only a milkshake with my good old pal Lucas!

0:18:36 > 0:18:38DOORBELL RINGS

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Hello!

0:18:42 > 0:18:45He's combed his hair! With gel!

0:18:45 > 0:18:46I am out of here!

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Oh, are you going on a date?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Does he want to come in - have some cake?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52No, no, no, Mum. We'd best get going.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Milkshake will be starting soon. Bye!

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Have a lovely time!

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Ooh! Nice hair!

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Hope Jake likes my new eyebrows.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11- Is Fran OK?- Friendship issues.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14She doesn't really want me to say,

0:19:14 > 0:19:17but Millie's going on this date later on this afternoon...

0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Ah, no, no, no, no, no. There must be a mix-up.- What?

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Millie's far too young to be thinking about boys.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Well, she's meeting one for a milkshake this afternoon.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28And she thinks that Fran spilled the beans.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30- What, and she didn't? - No. Fran wouldn't do that.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33There must be a spy in the house...

0:19:33 > 0:19:34BOTH: Shadow Ears!

0:19:34 > 0:19:36- So, do we tell Millie? - No, no, no.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39This sort of thing, it's best not to interfere.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Yeah, you're probably right.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46- So, this date's today?- Mm-hmm...

0:19:46 > 0:19:49- At the, er... - Shopping mall, at Shake It Up.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Ah, Shake It Up, aye, hmm, hmm.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Everything OK?

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Tell Mike I am not wearing a tail!

0:20:05 > 0:20:06You'd make quite a splash, though.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10- No, all right, it looks silly. - Thank you.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14We're thinking of an all-seafood menu.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18- I hate fish. It's so fishy. - We can sneak a burger in!

0:20:20 > 0:20:22We're trying to make a guest list.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29I see Dad's not on it.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33Well, I can't invite my ex-husband, can I?

0:20:33 > 0:20:36See, this is where it gets weird,

0:20:36 > 0:20:38cos Mike is going to be my stepdad,

0:20:38 > 0:20:41but I've already got a dad,

0:20:41 > 0:20:43and will he be cool with that?

0:20:43 > 0:20:48Cos I really don't want him to sort of...drift away.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50That's NOT going to happen.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Fine. As long as you've thought it through.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Hiya!

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Oh, you're back early? How did the date go?

0:21:09 > 0:21:10Fine!

0:21:10 > 0:21:13That was a disaster.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17I couldn't think of one interesting thing to say.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20I actually talked about my glasses.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22And Lucas...

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Well, normally, I can't shut him up.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27But it was like his hair gel affected his brain,

0:21:27 > 0:21:29or glued his mouth shut.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33One thing, though -

0:21:33 > 0:21:37now I realise why I feel so weird about Mum and Mike.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40A thousand romcoms CAN be wrong.

0:21:40 > 0:21:41Oh!

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Millie texted me.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Tony, what have you done?

0:21:51 > 0:21:55- Your dad followed you? - Yeah. In disguise!

0:21:55 > 0:21:57- That is appalling. - So was his disguise!

0:21:57 > 0:22:00And that was the least embarrassing thing.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04Lucas - he spilled milkshake all down his front.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Oh, dear. Didn't that break the ice?

0:22:06 > 0:22:09No! Normally, I'd just call him a loser or punch him.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11But today, it made it worse.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Our group's all stressed about it.

0:22:14 > 0:22:19I guess I wasn't thinking about how the people around me felt...

0:22:19 > 0:22:21It's easy to do.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24And it was all fine before. Why did we have to change everything?

0:22:24 > 0:22:26That's true.

0:22:27 > 0:22:33Mum, you do realise I'm not just talking about my date?

0:22:33 > 0:22:34What do you mean?

0:22:34 > 0:22:37I mean...the wedding.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39I think you should look before you leap.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Oh, that's silly. It's not the same thing.

0:22:44 > 0:22:48If it's not broken, maybe you shouldn't fix it?

0:22:50 > 0:22:54Anyway, I just thought you should know. That's all.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Where did Dad even get that wig?

0:23:05 > 0:23:07How did he even find out?

0:23:07 > 0:23:11- I didn't tell him about your date, if that's what you mean.- I know.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Dad told me it was Jake who spilled the beans to everyone.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16You hear that, Shadow Ears? You're going to get it!

0:23:18 > 0:23:20I'm sorry for being so horrible.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23It's OK. I'm sorry I told Lucas.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26I was super mean and ignored you.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28You want to go to the movies tomorrow?

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Nah. I'm a bit busy.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Oh. OK...

0:23:33 > 0:23:34Jokes!

0:23:38 > 0:23:40No! This is Lucas's stop!

0:23:43 > 0:23:47- Lucas! Over here!- No, no! Fran, stop, what are you doing?

0:23:52 > 0:23:55You two are going to be friends and forget this ever happened.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Now, we're all going to get chips after school.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59You guys coming?

0:23:59 > 0:24:00Well...

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Yeah, as long as your freaky dad's not going to be there!

0:24:03 > 0:24:05- Take that back! - In your dreams!

0:24:05 > 0:24:06- Loser!- Weirdo!

0:24:13 > 0:24:14Thank you. Get in!

0:24:14 > 0:24:16I've got some fire dancers!

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Yay(!)

0:24:21 > 0:24:25- Ah! What's that for? - Oh - RILY.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29- I Really Love You. - Mum, it's ILY, not RILY.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30Yeah - ILY too!

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Yeah, hi there, do you rent out swans by the hour?

0:24:35 > 0:24:38And I've got a proposal.

0:24:40 > 0:24:44I propose that we...

0:24:44 > 0:24:46put this off for a bit.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49What?

0:24:49 > 0:24:53I do want to marry you, Mike. It's just, not yet.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57I think the kids are right - I think it's too soon.

0:24:57 > 0:24:58Whoa.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01You're actually listening to us for once.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04We all want this to work out.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06But Mum's right.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09So, I vote wait.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10Me too.

0:25:11 > 0:25:12Me three.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16But I gave you a ring.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20And we've told everyone.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22I've made plans.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25I've got paper lanterns to blow out to sea!

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Have you been to a beach around here?

0:25:27 > 0:25:30We'll be lucky if we don't all get blown out to sea.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Yeah, I suppose I did go a bit overboard.

0:25:37 > 0:25:41I wasn't thinking about everyone, and you tried to warn me, mate.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45But you are right.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47We are all in this together,

0:25:47 > 0:25:50so I accept your proposal.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Thank you.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56And I am going to keep this ring.

0:25:56 > 0:26:00We can be engaged...to be engaged.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11So, the wedding's on hold.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Craig escapes the outfit of doom

0:26:13 > 0:26:15and Lauren doesn't have to wear a tail!

0:26:15 > 0:26:19Which is a shame, really, but you can't have everything.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21When will they decide it's back on?

0:26:21 > 0:26:24Hopefully, when I go on my second date -

0:26:24 > 0:26:27which definitely won't be anytime soon!