0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ahhhh!
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Argh!
0:00:08 > 0:00:12Do that one more time and you'll be sleeping with the fishes.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Someone's in a holiday mood!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Yes, we're actually on holiday.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19But that's not all. Check this out.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23- I'm going to get you! - Lovely day.- Yeah!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Everyone's here, thanks to me.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30See, when you've got two families, the school holidays are tricky.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34I thought we agreed - I have them at the end of the week.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Yeah, but those are the only sunny days. I'll flip you for it.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- Right, right. - HE SIGHS
0:00:39 > 0:00:41- BOTH:- Heads! Tails!
0:00:41 > 0:00:46And I hate being half here, half there, like a yo-yo.
0:00:46 > 0:00:52So, this year, I persuaded everyone to come on holiday together.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54And so far, it's all gone really well.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Let's hope it stays like that all week.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00No signal! How is this even a holiday? I hate camping.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Jake, careful.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Get back here, Jake. Jake! - Oi, just stop.- Give that back, mate.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09As if.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44So I know what you're wondering.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46How did I talk everyone
0:01:46 > 0:01:48into going camping together?
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Well, it was easy. Everyone fell in love with the idea.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- BOTH: Camping?! - Ahhh, camping!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Did you ever see that picture of me in front of the tent?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02What, this one? Of little Mum?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Ahhh!
0:02:04 > 0:02:05I'd love to go.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07I just never thought you two were interested.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09We're not.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11What? Me and Dad are ace at camping, aren't we?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Yeah, we just, like, live off the fat of the land.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Yes, as long as that land has a supermarket and a decent deli.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Do you know what? I don't think I would mind.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Yeah, I mean, Fran and Jake, maybe,
0:02:21 > 0:02:24but Tony and Amber might be a bit, you know...
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Well, to be honest,
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Dad would be worried you'd go all Bear Grylls on him
0:02:27 > 0:02:29and he couldn't cut it.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, would he? Bless! See, I do know my bushcraft,
0:02:31 > 0:02:34but maybe I can help in a way that wasn't that obvious.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- I don't think you'd get Tony and Amber to agree to it.- Good point.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Leave that with me.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42BOTH: Camping?
0:02:42 > 0:02:46All together? I'm not sure your mum would agree to that, love.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- Well, actually, she already has. - Has she?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Can we stay up in each other's tents and talk all night?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Yes, and yeah.- Wicked!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Sorry, camping in the woods camping?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58We don't have the equipment for something like that.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01What? We've got gazillions of camping stuff.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Dad, it'll be really cheap.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Well, that's true, but with Mike,
0:03:05 > 0:03:07won't it all be a bit, you know...?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Well, Mike did mention that he was a bit worried,
0:03:10 > 0:03:14with all the stuff Mum told him about your grilling skills.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16He's not sure he'll measure up.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Oh, well, he needn't worry.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20I mean, I'm all right, but I wouldn't rub it in.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Can we? Please?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Ah, why not, eh? What's the worst that could happen?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Yes!- I'll tell Mum, then!
0:03:31 > 0:03:32And that was it.
0:03:32 > 0:03:37With a bit more back and forth, and some crazy demands from Lauren -
0:03:37 > 0:03:40a full-length mirror and Wi-Fi.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43But this could be the start of something amazing.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Who wants to look for owl droppings?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48I can barely contain my enthusiasm(!)
0:03:48 > 0:03:50The kids are fine.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53It's the adults that haven't mixed much.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55But thanks to me, the dads are trying.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- See, mate, this is not too hard. - No, you're doing great, mate.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Just move back there so I can get in this...
0:04:05 > 0:04:08It's all right, mate. I've done that loads of times.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12It's all right, don't worry about it.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Anyone could have left a guy rope there.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Hey, Dad, let's get this baby up.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20My dad's very fussy about the tent.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23No, I'm not, as long as it stays up, eh, Tony?!
0:04:25 > 0:04:26What?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Look, we've got this. Why don't you just go and have fun?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Oh, you've got this? - TENT PEGS CLANK
0:04:31 > 0:04:33All right.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Nice one, Dad.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Craig... Aren't you and your dad going to show us how it's done?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43No. Cos he's busy, isn't he?
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Right...
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Taking no chances, eh? - Well, I can't afford to.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59This thing comes down in the night, you don't know what's out there.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Well, just trees and things.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Are you not worried you're going to stand in something?- Oh, no.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09When I was eight, I just used to run around barefoot without a care.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Right.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- You seem very prepared.- I am.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16And I've got another coat for soft hail, so...
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I just thought you were all, you know, cool, whatever.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Well...- Arrgghh!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24That's it, I'm bored, there's no Wi-Fi, no phone signal.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27I just don't know why I bother.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32BIRD CAWS
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Hey, what are you doing? Can I help?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43I'm collecting wood.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45On my own.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Your dad's too busy, huh? That happens...
0:05:47 > 0:05:49You don't know what you're on about.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- You have no idea. - But I thought we were all bruvs.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55That was last week. OK?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- OK.- Good.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Are they woodlice?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Ahh! Ahh! Jake, seriously, man, get them off.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Get... Get them off now! Jake, get...
0:06:06 > 0:06:07They're off! They're off!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Whatever.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13I'm not scared of bugs.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18Listen, don't tell anyone about this? All right?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Hey, Millie! Cute boy scan?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- What's that? - We do this while we're on holiday.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28I scan for cute boys
0:06:28 > 0:06:30and I take Millie with me to make it less obvious.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Well, we're looking for a different kind of wildlife right now.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Boring.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36It's not boring.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Check this out.- What's that?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40It's a bat detector.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42It makes it so you can actually hear bat calls.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Oh, my days. You talk to bats? - No. That's not what I...
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Whatever, Bat Girl. Coming, Millie?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I'm just going to do this with Fran.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Right. That's fine. I'll just go by myself, then.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01This could be awkward.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06Before, it was just me and Lauren, so we had to do everything together.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Now Fran's in the mix as well, but there's only one of me.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Ah, just bung them on, shall we? - Yeah, go on.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Whoa! We're so on this. We should have our own crew!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20We could be the Burger Boys. Or the Grill Guys.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- With a zed.- With a zee.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- You're on fire. - Right back atcha, pal!
0:07:26 > 0:07:27No, really.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Oh! Nice save!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32You, er, started without me.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Hey, Craig, do you want to join our gang? We're the Grill Guyz!
0:07:36 > 0:07:37With a zee!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40I don't join gangs with lame names...
0:07:40 > 0:07:42with a zee.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43All right, mate.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45You go off and hang out with the other kids, then, yeah?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47I have to let him do his own thing.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Doesn't want to be stuck with his old man all the time.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Aye. Maybe.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Oh, Millie! Remember that camping holiday in Anglesey?
0:07:59 > 0:08:03When we nicked Mum's clothes when she was in the shower cubicle?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Yeah, and do you remember what kept us sane when it poured all week?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Yoghurt wars! - LAUREN GIGGLES
0:08:08 > 0:08:12I snuck a couple of pots from home. They're in the tent. Let's go!
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Look, this is something that me and Millie do,
0:08:16 > 0:08:18and I don't have enough yoghurt.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22- Were they sold out of stuck-up meanie flavour?- Huh!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25You should go find Jake. I think he needs a little playmate.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Hi. Had a lovely paddle.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Shh! Do you think it's going to rain?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38I think it's going to rain, or even soft hail.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Do you know what I think would feel really lovely, Amber?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Just get the rubber boots off and get a little nature on skin.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46My skin doesn't do nature, so...
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Oh, nonsense. Come on.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- Well... - I thought you went to festivals.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Well, I do, but it's different, isn't it?
0:08:55 > 0:08:59You know, there's people and vans selling Thai noodles.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03- You know, I had some lovely camping trips as a girl.- Yeah...
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Oh...
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Come on. That's it.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Come and get it.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Oh, burgers! Come on, Amber, hurry up.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Oi, careful.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- There you go.- Guess what, everyone.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Craig's afraid of bugs.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30No, I am not. Shut up, Jake.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33And I found a pet spider.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Say hello to Awesome Dave.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Get away from me! Get away from me! - Oh, no!
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Five second rule.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Uh, Lauren. Have a burger, love.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Has this been on the ground? BOTH:- No.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52- Wow, Craig. Top wood collecting. - Hey, hey, let's build a campfire.
0:09:52 > 0:09:58Nah, you're the Grill Guyz. Get your own wood from the...woods.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00What are you doing with this, then?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03I, Millie, happen to be making my own campfire.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Two campfires? - Two fires works for me.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Then I won't have Bat Girl here in my face.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Suits me, too!- Fran, hang on.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Girls!- Lauren, wait!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Hey, Craig... Can I be at your campfire?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Not after that spider stunt.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Fine. I don't want to be at your rotten campfire anyway.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Agh! Boy, I did not see that coming.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30The grown-ups are fine. It's the kids who are out of order.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33This is just not working.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35And two campfires is a bad idea.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Because then this happens.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Just think about how peaceful it is out here.
0:10:45 > 0:10:50How there's no-one else around for miles.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Yeah. And no-one can hear us scream.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57I'm so bored. There's no phone signal here.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Yeah, I'm with you. I mean, mine died hours ago.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04I'm going to get Mum to take me home first thing tomorrow.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Sweet! I'll work on my dad.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Craig, where are all the marshmallows?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- Jake, mate, you just ate them. - No, we didn't.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Hey, come on, everyone, let's sing the old favourite.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22# Row, row, row your boat
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- # Gently down the stream - Row, row, row your boat
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- # Gently down the stream - Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- # Life is but a dream - Row, row, row your boat... #
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Hey, Laurs, remember singing this in the car?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36# Row, row, row your boat! #
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Look, where are you sleeping tonight?
0:11:40 > 0:11:41With Fran.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43I just reckon if you hang out with Fran too long,
0:11:43 > 0:11:45you're going to end up liking owl droppings.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- So you should be in a tent with me, your sister.- Oh!
0:11:49 > 0:11:54Well, why don't I spend half the night in each tent?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56I'll set an alarm and change over at 1am, yeah?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58OK, just try not to wake me up.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Unbelievable!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Millie, we saved you a marshmallow.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Even though we're meant to be all together,
0:12:07 > 0:12:10I'm still half here, half there.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14OWL HOOTS
0:12:16 > 0:12:20She's a bad influence. Looking for boys?
0:12:20 > 0:12:21What would you do if you found some?
0:12:21 > 0:12:25What would anyone do? Giggle and run away.
0:12:25 > 0:12:30I wanted to come on this holiday with everyone so we could hang out.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33I mean, what kind of person brings a bat detector?
0:12:33 > 0:12:34One who likes bats?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37No, Millie, I mean, she is a bad influence on you.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39You're already too geeky.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41SHE SNIFFS
0:12:41 > 0:12:43What's that smell? Is that your coat?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Oh, when we were looking for wildlife, we found a dead squirrel.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Oh, that's so gross.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- POP! AIR HISSES - What's that noise?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54I think I just punctured my airbed.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00I can't believe this.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Stop whining. Do you want me to sleep on the floor?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Honestly? Yes.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09RINGING
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Is that your phone? Do you have a signal? Give it to me!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15No! It's my bat detector.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16There must be bats right outside.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18FLAPPING AND SQUEAKING
0:13:18 > 0:13:20SHE GASPS
0:13:24 > 0:13:27This could be a long night.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- SQUEAKING - Tony, did you hear that?
0:13:35 > 0:13:38What kind of vicious animal makes a noise like that?
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Tony! - SQUEAKING
0:13:55 > 0:13:56SHE SIGHS
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Oh! Hi, Millie.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Come to join me for an early morning paddle?
0:14:02 > 0:14:05No, I'm getting away from stereo snoring.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Me, Fran and Lauren in the one tent.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Ah, I've got to hand it to you.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13It was a great idea coming here.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16No, it wasn't. Everyone's fighting.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18This isn't what I wanted.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Do you remember that rainy caravan holiday,
0:14:22 > 0:14:26when someone took my clothes from the shower cubicle?
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Hm. We never did find out who.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34I kept you two busy by asking who could find the most shells.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I kept score. You were on the beach for days.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38And off my back.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44A competition. Mum, that's a great idea.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Worked like a charm.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Until you nearly got cut off by the tide
0:14:47 > 0:14:50and we had to drop everything and pull you in.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53I know you took my clothes.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56You can't prove anything.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04OK, folks, it's been fun,
0:15:04 > 0:15:07but I've got no phone signal and my airbed has deflated
0:15:07 > 0:15:10and I'm just going to say what everyone is thinking -
0:15:10 > 0:15:12let's go home.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Yes! Out of the woods.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Yeah, cos, like, this just really isn't happening.
0:15:16 > 0:15:22OK. But before that, we could all go on a nice, long woodland trek?
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- No way.- How's that going to help?
0:15:25 > 0:15:28I was thinking girls v boys - a competition.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30It's two miles to the waterfall.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33We take a selfie and see who makes it back first.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37Oh, I'm sorry, Mills. I don't think anyone's up for it.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Besides, what's the point, eh? Obvious what would happen.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Oh, yeah? Why's that?
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Well, we'd be back ages before you. We've clearly got the winning team.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Er, excuse me?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50You bunch of losers wouldn't stand a chance against us.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- Oh, we'll win. So easily. - This coming from someone
0:15:54 > 0:15:56who couldn't find the head hole in his jumper.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58The waterfall?
0:15:58 > 0:16:02You guys wouldn't even know how to get back from a water tap.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Oh, OK!
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Well, you guys go that way and we will go this way.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17I feel like a thousand mossy eyes are watching us.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18SNAP!
0:16:20 > 0:16:23So what did happen to you?
0:16:23 > 0:16:24No, we're there!
0:16:24 > 0:16:28I know what I'm doing, because I've done the Highland Challenge, OK?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Look, I do have the T-shirt.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Very stylish, but that's not where we are.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36This is a bit more complicated than rummaging about in owl poo, OK?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Cos you're so smart(!)
0:16:38 > 0:16:40You're the one that killed your airbed with nail scissors.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Why did I even come on this stupid holiday?
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Good question.
0:16:44 > 0:16:49I'm just going to scout out over here, just check it out a little.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Yeah, whatever.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Don't give me all that attitude all the time.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57I'm not giving you the attitude. You're giving me attitude.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00No, I'm the one in charge, because I did the Highland Challenge.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- It's definitely there. - Aye, you could go there, pal.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07But I think you'll find it's much quicker if you go that way.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- You've done surprisingly well, but just let me handle this.- Dad...
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Whoa, whoa!- Dad! - I've done surprisingly well?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14No, YOU'VE done surprisingly well.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Dad, how about I climb that tree just to get a better look?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- Craig, just give us a minute, yeah? - Fine!
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Well, you know what?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25I'm going to climb that tree anyway, just to get away from you two.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Craig! Craig!- No, forget it.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Craig, if you fall down and break both your legs,
0:17:30 > 0:17:31don't you come running to me!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- You put up the tent without me. - Now, Craig, get down.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37- You started the barbecue without me. - Craig... Come on, mate!
0:17:38 > 0:17:42You and Tony are the Grill Guyz. You sort it out.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- Craig, Craig! Is that an ant's nest up there?- Where?!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Got ya!
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Jake, don't do that!
0:17:52 > 0:17:55My granny, she could have been an actress.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56When she told me stories -
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Hansel And Gretel, Little Red Riding Hood - you were there.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02I don't know what she was thinking. I was only six.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Oh, come on, Amber, was it really that...?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07"You stole my Gingerbread House, I'm going to eat you!"
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Oh... Wow.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Ever since then, I just...
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- I don't do deep, dark, creepy woods. - Well, you need to face your fears.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Easy for you to say.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Well, we should obviously go west. That's where the waterfall is.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Yeah, I know, but west is that way - look.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Whoa! The map is my job. Can you not...?
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Stop!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Now look what you've made me do. That's so typical of you.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- It was your fault. - Oh! It was not my fault.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Don't worry. I'm not really lost.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I just couldn't take it any more.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49So much for Mum's shell-collecting competition.
0:18:49 > 0:18:54But maybe if the tide comes and cuts me off, they'll all pull together.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57And just so I don't get really lost,
0:18:57 > 0:18:59I've been leaving a trail of biscuit crumbs.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Clever, eh?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Well, not if I eat them all first.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14BIRD CAWS
0:19:14 > 0:19:17That is it! These woods are off-the-scale creepy.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- PHONE BEEPS - Oh, I just got a text from Millie.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23"I'm a little bit lost. Can you come and find me?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26"My phone's about to run out. Don't worry. M."
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Millie's lost!- What? I thought she was just behind us.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Um... OK.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34So, we're here.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37No, Fran. We're here.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Oh! Right!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- So we've been walking...- West.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45So, Millie must be in this bit here.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- Right, who's got a phone signal to call Tony?- One bar.- Right.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50She's what?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Aye, well, don't worry. She'll be fine.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Guys, Millie's lost.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Right, abandon trek. We've got to find her.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02- Millie's lost! - Craig, we need you, pal.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Uhhhh... Oh!
0:20:05 > 0:20:10Finally! I do have some expert tracking skills. With an S.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Right, we spread out, but still keep line of sight,
0:20:12 > 0:20:14and walk slowly, calling out.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Wow!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19I've watched a lot of cop shows.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Time to go to work, boys. Follow me.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27Millie! Millie!
0:20:28 > 0:20:32It's been ages and they still haven't found me yet.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Well, I guess that plan's failed, too.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37I'll give them a call.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Oh. It's died.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43It's OK. Don't panic.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46All I have to do is follow the trail of crumbs.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52They've all gone.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Which way did I come from?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Oh, no! This serves me right.
0:21:03 > 0:21:09Now I've gone from being fake lost to...to really lost.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Millie!
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Millie!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Millie!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I hope she didn't go off because of us.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Well, you are pretty weird.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20And you may need her more than you think.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Millie! What are you on about?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- I guess I do, too.- Millie!
0:21:25 > 0:21:28It's just...when we used to go on holiday together,
0:21:28 > 0:21:30she'd kind of just tag around with me.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32- Millie! - And now she's got Bat Girl as well.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35I get it.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Sorry.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40It's OK.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43I can always just make your life hell at school.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Millie!- Millie!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Millie!
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Millie!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Millie!
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Millie!
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Craig, there's a massive spiderweb right in front of you.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Can we just hold the line? - Craig, seriously.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04I said, hold the line! Millie...
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Millie!
0:22:12 > 0:22:14I miss everyone.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17I even miss their stupid bickering.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18What if I never see them again?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Stop it. I have got to get a grip.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24SHE SIGHS
0:22:24 > 0:22:27# Row, row, row your boat
0:22:27 > 0:22:29# Gently down the stream... #
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Millie!
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Millie!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- Millie!- Mills!
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Millie! Millie!- Millie!
0:22:38 > 0:22:39- Millie!- Millie!
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Millie!- Millie!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- Lauren!- Dad!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- Any sign of her yet?- Not yet, no.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Millie!
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- Millie!- Millie!
0:22:48 > 0:22:49- Wait. Shut up!- Millie!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51I said shut up.
0:22:54 > 0:22:59Nah, thought I heard something. I guess not.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- # Row, row, row your boat... # - No, wait!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04You're right. I hear it, too. Come on, this way.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- Millie!- Millie!- Millie!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09ALL: Millie!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12# ..Life is but a dream... #
0:23:12 > 0:23:13- Millie!- Millie!
0:23:13 > 0:23:18# Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream
0:23:18 > 0:23:22# Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Life is but a dream... #
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Ah, Millie! Mills!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27- Ohh!- Oh, Millie!
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Are you OK?
0:23:28 > 0:23:32- Oh, you rescued me! You all came to find me.- Of course we did!
0:23:32 > 0:23:36It was a team effort, Millie, but I have to say, led by moi.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39They were hopelessly lost. We had to find them first!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41We found you!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45I heard you first.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Hey, I thought I was missing a sister.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Yeah. She's my sister, too.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- And mine.- Make that mine an' all.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Right!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Shall we head back to camp,
0:23:55 > 0:23:57or just stand round waiting for the wicked wolf to catch us?
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Come on, let's go. EXCITED CHATTER
0:24:00 > 0:24:02HE MOUTHS
0:24:05 > 0:24:07LAUGHTER
0:24:07 > 0:24:11So then I laid out a trail of biscuit crumbs, but it disappeared.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Course they did. The birds ate them. Have you not read Hansel And Gretel?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Easy, now!
0:24:18 > 0:24:19Nice fire, son.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23So you and Lauren are going on a cute boy scan in the morning
0:24:23 > 0:24:24and I've got you for the afternoon.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26I've got a line on a woodpecker!
0:24:26 > 0:24:28We're staying all week?
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Why, have you got something else to do?
0:24:30 > 0:24:33You ate all the marshmallows again!
0:24:33 > 0:24:35You snooze, you lose, little man.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37You're not sleeping in my bed again tonight.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39And who are you, the Bat Princess?
0:24:39 > 0:24:42OK, OK. Er...
0:24:42 > 0:24:44# Row, row, row your boat... #
0:24:44 > 0:24:46ALL: No!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48All right, what about this one, then?
0:24:48 > 0:24:49HE STRUMS A TUNE
0:24:54 > 0:24:56They're still bickering.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59But maybe that's what real families do.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02And maybe...
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Maybe we're a real family.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09And look at this - we're all round the same campfire.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Who wants to meet Eddie the Awesome Earwig?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13ALL: Jake!