0:00:02 > 0:00:05Dad always did this on our birthdays, so I'm keeping up tradition.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Oh, I've grown massively.
0:00:11 > 0:00:15There. Aw, yes, I'm well taller than Lauren
0:00:15 > 0:00:17when she turned 13. Result!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Can you believe that I'm going to be a teenager?
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Wait, does that mean that I'm going to suddenly wake up with spots
0:00:23 > 0:00:24and an attitude? Ugh.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Mum's giving me a surprise party.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Now, I know what you're thinking. How did I find out?
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Well, Mum told Lauren, and Lauren can totally NOT keep a secret.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Should I go out on my birthday?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46You can't. Mum's giving you a surprise...
0:00:46 > 0:00:48A surprise what?
0:00:48 > 0:00:50A surprise...
0:00:50 > 0:00:51haircut?
0:00:51 > 0:00:52A surprise party.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Just as well. I hate surprises.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- You'll literally never guess what. - What?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I can't tell you. It's a surprise.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Not another one.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Put it this way, though. I would not like to be in your shoes,
0:01:37 > 0:01:39and not just because they're small and uncool.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41What is it? Tell me!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Wait, is it a bad thing?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Does Craig have a twin?
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Tell me!
0:01:46 > 0:01:50No, it's a secret. Besides, I have my reputation to think of.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53For what? Telling you a secret is like posting it online.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55That's not true. I have to respect it.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Dad wants to give you a surprise...
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Surprise what? Don't say haircut.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03A surprise dentist appointment.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Great! What a birthday.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07New hair and new teeth.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Duh! No, it's a surprise party. Oops.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Two surprises? That's two too many.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17I've got to get one of them to cancel the party,
0:02:17 > 0:02:19but I can't let on that I know.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Tricky.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Can I go to Dad's on my birthday?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30What? Why? What's he want?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Or have you got something planned?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Me? No!
0:02:34 > 0:02:35What would I have planned?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37OK, then.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43PHONE DIALS AND RINGS
0:02:43 > 0:02:44- Yeah, Tony?- Yes?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Have you forgotten about the surprise party?
0:02:47 > 0:02:48The what?
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Er, no, no!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Don't worry. It's all in hand.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52I made a list.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55No, no, no! Ah!
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Let's see.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Right, erm, I'm getting sweets,
0:03:02 > 0:03:05party hats and loads of those little sausages that no-one eats.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07No. I'm getting the little sausages that no-one eats
0:03:07 > 0:03:09because I'm the one having the party?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Oh, dear. Someone's got hold of the wrong end of the stick.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Yes, you!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Tony? Tony?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Are you listening to me? - I'm thinking.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21See, it's not a problem
0:03:21 > 0:03:24cos we'll just move yours to a different day.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Well, why don't we move yours?
0:03:25 > 0:03:30OK. Why don't we have both on the same day, but at different times?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Er, because, er, er, that would be bonkers!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Not as bonkers as having them at the same time.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37I don't believe this. Fine!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Good. I knew you'd see sense. Wh...
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Move it!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46I wonder what I'll be like when I'm a teenager.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Move it, bumface!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Will I have anger issues like Lauren?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51You wish your bum looked this good.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53If you don't get out of my way, now,
0:03:53 > 0:03:55I will LITERALLY scream my head off!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Thank you.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01- Hm.- Uh?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Hm.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Oh.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Or will I speak fluent grunt like Craig?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11I guess you'll find out when it happens,
0:04:11 > 0:04:13like chicken pox but with less scratching.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Right, brainstorm.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21What are we going to do for Millie's 'do'?
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Well, she's growing up.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24When I was 13 I kissed my first boy.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26BOTH: Mum! Gross!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28There'll be no kissing at my little girl's party.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31All I mean is, Millie might not even want a 'party' party.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Maybe you could take her to a gig
0:04:34 > 0:04:36or horse riding?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Nah. She's getting a proper party.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Right. Come on, you lot. Think...
0:04:41 > 0:04:42fun!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Shush!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Right. Millie will be a teenager,
0:04:50 > 0:04:53so Swiss roll and bendy straws just won't cut it.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Why don't you ask Tony what he's planning,
0:04:55 > 0:04:58then you two can complement each other like chalk and cheese?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Ha! Like I'm going to give him an advantage by telling him
0:05:01 > 0:05:02all my party secrets.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04It's not a competition you know.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06No. Course not.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07But I do still want to win.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Why not you do what you did on my thirteenth,
0:05:09 > 0:05:13get lost on the way to the water park and squabble with Dad?
0:05:14 > 0:05:15We could do face painting!
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Or something a bit more teenage. Nail painting?
0:05:19 > 0:05:20I could organise some games?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Good, like pass the parcel?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Er, no. She's 13, not five.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Oh, and I could play an air guitar solo!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Oh, King of Rock, I salute you!
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Ooh, and I could lure her here by telling her we've got
0:05:33 > 0:05:35a surprise for her! Oh, no, wait...
0:05:35 > 0:05:38And we have to practise jumping out at her and shouting,
0:05:38 > 0:05:39"Party!"
0:05:39 > 0:05:41No, you shout, "Surprise" babe.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Surprise, babe!
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Just "Surprise".
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Just surprise!
0:05:47 > 0:05:52Well, you're the teenagers. What do you think Millie might like?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Some decent sounds, of course,
0:05:54 > 0:05:58from a cutting edge DJ such as moi.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I could invite some of my friends, older kids,
0:06:00 > 0:06:01so Millie has someone to look up to.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Deep-fried pizza.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05A no-parents chill-out room.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Hey, how about decorating cupcakes?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12I'm sorry, it's all getting a bit full-on.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Mike!
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Kids don't stay sweet and innocent forever, you know?
0:06:16 > 0:06:17I mean, look at Lauren and Craig.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Besides, I don't want Millie thinking I'm clinging to the past
0:06:22 > 0:06:24like tragic Velcro.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28And I bet Tony's planning something really cool and edgy.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Ta-dah! Balloon hat!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Wicked! Are you going to do that at Millie's party?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Too right. Why wouldn't I?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Right, I'm going to go and make Millie's cake.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Did you just say you're going to make a cake?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Yeah, why? Making a cake's easy.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48It's basically just eggs
0:06:48 > 0:06:49and I can cook eggs.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Sort of.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59I know, right? But I've got to try.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I can't just wait for 13 to hit me.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Millie! Millie are you up there?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14You know it's your birthday' right, not Halloween?
0:07:14 > 0:07:15That's my make-up!
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Well, you know that we will be teens together soon.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23I mean, we can share clothes, make-up, styling tips.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Here's a tip.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Touch my stuff again and you're dead!
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Wait!
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Can you give me some teenager lessons?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33I mean you're the master, right?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35I don't have a clue what I'm doing.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38That's for sure. You look like Bellatrix Lestrange.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Teach me your secrets, oh great one!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44OK.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45The teenage death stare.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Now you go.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59You look like an angry gerbil.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02So, the tantrum. Stand back.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Sort yourselves out!
0:08:04 > 0:08:08This is unacceptable! I'm not a child!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11But I am a child.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Yes, but only when it suits you.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18OK, so you don't look for stuff, cos that's what parents are for.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20So, you can't find your glasses...
0:08:20 > 0:08:22But I'm wearing them.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Concentrate. Now, go.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Mum! I can't find my glasses!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Mum!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Louder.- But they're right here!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Louder!- Mum!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36What do you want?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Roll it up. More.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39But my thighs will get cold.
0:08:39 > 0:08:44So? Do you want people to think you're, like, a Victorian librarian?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46OK, that's better. Now...
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Look, I'm sorry,
0:08:47 > 0:08:50but I just don't feel like I have anything else to learn.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Oh, don't you?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I mean, I pretty much know it all already.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Now listen to me geek face... - It's OK. Just being a teenager.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02What?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05I don't know. It's just your clothes, your hair...
0:09:05 > 0:09:07you.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09I can't imagine you as one of us.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22There! Told you I could make a cake.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I may have missed out the, er, eggs
0:09:25 > 0:09:27but what do you reckon?
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Wow. It's like the Bad British Bake Off.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31It's harder than it looks.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34And that's saying something.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I can see that I'm going to have to have a go.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38No, Mum. You know what you're like.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Erm, excuse me. I deliver babies for a living.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42I think I can deliver a chocolate sponge.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46And there'll be just as much screaming involved.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Surprise! - Oh, man alive!
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Mike!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Hiya! Hiya! Sensory deprivation.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Clears the mind.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Fancy a go?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10I'm getting rid of some stuff.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Your old toys?
0:10:12 > 0:10:13What, even this?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Did Craig change much,
0:10:20 > 0:10:22you know, when he turned into a teenager?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24You're kidding?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26One minute he's this happy little guy,
0:10:26 > 0:10:28running around, eating worms, sticking things up his nose,
0:10:28 > 0:10:31the next - BOOM - caveman.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Hardly came out of his room for a year.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36He used to put his headphones on and howl
0:10:36 > 0:10:38cos he thought that I couldn't hear him
0:10:38 > 0:10:40because he had the (WHISTLES) on his ears!
0:10:45 > 0:10:46The thing is,
0:10:46 > 0:10:48if growing up was easy,
0:10:48 > 0:10:50everyone would do it, Mills.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04TOY SQUEAKS
0:11:10 > 0:11:13You know how you're inviting some of your mates?
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Well, I'm having some of mine as well.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Just the VIPs, otherwise there'd be way too many.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21VIPs? What's that? Very Irritating People? Don't think so.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Millie doesn't want to share her special day with
0:11:23 > 0:11:25a load of scruffy oiks in low-slung jeans.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32POP MUSIC PLAYS
0:11:33 > 0:11:37"Yo, yo, word up.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40"Party at
0:11:40 > 0:11:43"my place,
0:11:43 > 0:11:44"people".
0:11:48 > 0:11:51OK. Who's coming, what's happening, what should I wear?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Stop being so controlling. It's not your party.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Oh, well, it is your party, but it's a surprise.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57I hate surprises.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Mum and Dad are still having two parties, you know?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Same day, just different times
0:12:03 > 0:12:06and they're getting so competitive over it, it's not going to end well.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08No. Remember the Shrek wars?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14There you go, my wee ogre.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Two bowls of swamp gruel for you.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Why is our porridge green?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Has anyone seen my donkey?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Well, that's not an impression,
0:12:24 > 0:12:26that's just you doing your normal voice in a costume.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Someone's a sore loser!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Yes, you are!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35As usual, they went far too far.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39OK, we need a plan. How about, cancelling my birthday?
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- But then you'll be 12 for ever. - Yeah, I know.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Let's get Mum and Dad to have a joint party.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Mum and Dad together? You sure that's such a hot idea?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Yeah, they'll be fine. They might freak out a bit when you tell them.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Me? Why do I have to tell them?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Well, I'm not meant to know what's happening, remember?
0:12:54 > 0:12:55PHONE MESSAGE ALERT RINGS
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Craig, you idiot!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04What is this? You put an invitation online?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06You get mates, I get mates.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10You made the invite open, genius, now everyone for miles can come.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11What? No, I didn't.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Oh!
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Right, so we've got to stop them.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18How?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20A boy in my year once put out an open invitation.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22His family are still living in a tent.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24It's OK. We can just move the whole party to Dad's.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26If there's no party here, no-one can come.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Ha! Sorted.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Wow! Mum, that's actually good!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Well, don't sound so surprised!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Sharon's not the only one that can bake.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42And I'd like to see her deliver triplets in a mobile library.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Ooh, erm, I had some left over,
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- so I made cupcakes!- Ooh!
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Yeah! Have that one.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Bon appetit!
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Euch!
0:13:56 > 0:13:59That is way too salty!
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Did you put one and a half teaspoons in?
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Yeah!
0:14:09 > 0:14:12I guess I'll have to make the cake then?
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Don't get carried away.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17I'll make something special, something unforgettable!
0:14:17 > 0:14:18Fran.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Remember when they had to carry out a controlled explosion
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- on your science project? - Surprise!
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Hi, Lauren, what's up? - Kitchen, Dad! Go, go!
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Make sure they listen to you.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37OK, I know what I'm doing.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- Oh, Tony!- Shaz.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44What a lovely surprise! Well, what a surprise.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45OK, listen up.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48You guys are going to have to have Millie's parties together.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49- Together?- Together?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Oh, no, I don't think that's a very good idea.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54But the crucial thing is, together at Dad's.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55No, love. Mum's right, for once.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58It's better if we have the parties apart.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Sort yourselves out! This is unacceptable!
0:15:00 > 0:15:02You never gave me two birthday parties!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Oh, love, is this what this is all about?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Oh, emotions. I'd better go.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Let's just keep things as they are, eh?
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Wait!
0:15:10 > 0:15:13I know all about the surprise parties.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15What? There's no surprise parties here!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17How did you find that out?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20I just did. But Lauren's right.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I only want one party so I don't have to go back and forth.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- And she wants it at Dad's! - What? No, I don't!
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Fine! It's your funeral!
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Sorry if I ruined the surprise. It'll be better this way.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Ahem.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Whoa!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41When did you come back as a zombie?
0:15:41 > 0:15:43To help get you out of trouble.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44Why,
0:15:44 > 0:15:47when you spend most of your life trying to get me into trouble?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50That's just the kind of caring person that I am.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52But now, I'm going to totally own you.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Now video me.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03SHE COUGHS
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Sorry, the party's cancelled.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08I've got, um, Itchy Mountain Fever.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11It's rare and highly contagious and I wouldn't wish it on anyone,
0:16:11 > 0:16:13so don't come, OK?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15SHE COUGHS
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Great, now maybe my sister's party
0:16:17 > 0:16:19won't turn into some kind of freak show.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21You have met your family, right?
0:16:33 > 0:16:3413!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I don't look any different.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Where are my teenage spots?
0:16:47 > 0:16:50No, actually, that's a good thing.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52KNOCK ON DOOR Come in!
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Happy birthday, sweetie!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58You don't mind if I give you a hug?
0:16:58 > 0:16:59What? Course not.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Ooh, you never know with teenagers.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04No spots then!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Come downstairs when you're ready, love.- OK, Mum.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12My first teenage decision.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13What should I wear?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Oh, I love this outfit,
0:17:19 > 0:17:20but maybe I've grown out of it?
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Is it too babyish?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Nah!
0:17:34 > 0:17:35There.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41POP MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:41 > 0:17:43This track is great,
0:17:43 > 0:17:44but is it OK to like it?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51And what will people think of my outfit?
0:17:53 > 0:17:58It's probably best if I never say or do anything ever again.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07That is amazing!
0:18:07 > 0:18:10It's the Glasgow Tower. Tallest tower in the world.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- I don't think it is.- Capable of rotating 360 degrees.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Watch.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19It's ruined!
0:18:19 > 0:18:23Oh, love. I tried to tell you about cake overreach.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24PHONE RINGS
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Hey, Millie. Happy birthday.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- Having a good time? - I'm worried about my party.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33What party's that?
0:18:33 > 0:18:34I know about the surprise, OK?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Oh, OK. So, what are you worried about?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I don't know what teen I'm meant to be?
0:18:40 > 0:18:4113?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43No. I mean what KIND.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Am I a screamer, a grunter?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48It's OK for you, you're still 12.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49I wish I was still 12.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53It seems like only yesterday, when things were so simple.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54It WAS yesterday.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57And what's my look? Trendy? Indie?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Dragged through a hedgey?
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Wear what you want. It's your birthday.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Come on Millie! I'm going to take you out shopping!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07I've got to go. Bye!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Bye!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11So you think this Itchy Mountain Fever is going to work?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13It better or you're doomed.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Where is Itchy Mountain anyway?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Heya, hiya! Sharon's still out with the birthday girl.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Come in, T, Tony!
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Quick! Where are we going to hide? We don't want her to see us.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Oh, no, it's all right, cos she...
0:19:32 > 0:19:33He's been practising.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Why don't we hide down here?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Surprise?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59ALL: Surprise!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Oh, yes, surprise!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Only my family would fake a surprise party.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Wow. I had no clue.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Ha! Got you fooled.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Well, someone was.
0:20:09 > 0:20:14- Right. Let's get this party started. - Come on. In the kitchen.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Someone got dressed in the dark
0:20:17 > 0:20:19with their eyes closed.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21I actually think it's pretty on point.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23It's her own, like, look.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31That's mine, by the way.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Someone's not holding the sharing stick.
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0:20:43 > 0:20:45Oh, my two teenage girls.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Boys'll start asking for your digits.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- And everything I'll say will be embarrassing.- Mum stop it!
0:20:53 > 0:20:54You're being embarrassing.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57That's my teenage girl! Happy birthday, love.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Lauren said it's what you wanted.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Look, bronzing pearls!
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Like throwing fresh meat to a lion.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Thanks, Mum. For MY present.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12DOORBELL RINGS
0:21:12 > 0:21:14- I'll get it! - I'll get it!
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Don't open that!
0:21:18 > 0:21:19It's the party animals who are so crazed
0:21:19 > 0:21:21they don't care what lurgy they catch!
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- No, no, no, no, no. - Heya! Hi! Hi!
0:21:24 > 0:21:25ALL: Hi!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I'm Craig.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33I'm the DJ.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Sounds in the lounge.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36Nibbles?
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Oh, you don't need that, love. You're beautiful as you are.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Dad, balloon animals? Seriously?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Don't kid me you're too grown-up.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53I know you love it.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56That's a giraffe?
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Use your imagination.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Right, what can I do for you young lady?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Snake? Eel?
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- Worm?- Duck-billed platypus?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Ouch.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10You bought it from a shop?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12I didn't have a choice, did I?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Mess the icing up a bit. No-one will ever know.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Who's for Pass the Parcel?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Don't blame me. I tried for horse riding.
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0:22:43 > 0:22:46I'll go get Dopey Rascal to turn it down, yeah?
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Don't worry, love. They can all join in!
0:22:49 > 0:22:50What?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52- Dad!- Come on. Big crowd.- Dad!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Excuse me! Thank you.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00OK, sonny, something upbeat, no vocals, on and off at my signal, OK?
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Right, gather round for pass the parcel!
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Yes!
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Stop him he's being so embarrassing. Stop him!
0:23:10 > 0:23:13That's it ladies and gents. Settle yourselves down. Good.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14What do you think you're doing?
0:23:14 > 0:23:18It's called pass the parcel. Oh, yeah. I'm on it!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20OK, sonny.
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0:23:25 > 0:23:27They're a bit old for this, aren't they?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Nonsense. You're never too old for pass the parcel.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Stop!
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Yes! Yes! Ha ha ha-ha!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41I told you.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46There you are! It's time for cake!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48And then, bumps!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52And the nightmare continues.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Three, two, one...
0:23:55 > 0:23:58CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:23:58 > 0:23:59ALL: Happy birthday.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Amber made you a cake this year. Looks good, eh?
0:24:05 > 0:24:09Very professional.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Mm. That is yummy.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Anyway, moving on.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17Chocapocalypse is cracking, but I think this one's even better.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Yes, well, it is one of our best sellers at Sunnyshopper.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Amber made that cake.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Yeah, and I'm still 21.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Well, just cos it's not one of yours.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33- You have to run the changes sometimes.- Oh, what like you?- Tony.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- With your balloons? - At least that was fun.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Let's keep it light and bubbly, shall we?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Remember a frown is just a smile upside down?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Really? Is that so?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Right, well, come on, my lot, we're going.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Oh, that's typical. Just walk out.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Stop it! Stop arguing!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Maybe if you'd talked about it before, my party wouldn't
0:24:52 > 0:24:56have been this weird mashup between the Kardashians and the Clangers!
0:24:57 > 0:25:01And did anyone think to ask me what I wanted?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Well, what do you want, love?
0:25:04 > 0:25:05I don't know!
0:25:07 > 0:25:08BOTH: Teenager.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13I can't believe I just did that.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16I guess now I know what kind of teenager I am.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20The horrible, spoilt kind that disses her own party.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21What a disaster.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23KNOCK ON DOOR
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Come in.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28I'm sorry.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29You did so much for me.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33No, love, it was our fault.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35I just didn't want your party to be old-fashioned.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Oh, and I did?
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Why do you want her to grow up so fast?
0:25:38 > 0:25:40All those clothes and make-up?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42But she is changing! It's like Lauren.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46One minute it's bunny ears, the next it's panda eyes!
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Look, maybe I am a bit old for balloon animals,
0:25:49 > 0:25:51but also a bit young for disco fever?
0:25:53 > 0:25:54Sorry I ruined the party.
0:25:54 > 0:25:55It wasn't you, Millie.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Couldn't we have one more go?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Maybe, give us a few clues?
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Well,
0:26:04 > 0:26:05OK.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09OK. I sent my friends home.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Good! Now it's time for MY party.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Play this DJ.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Hey what's on this?
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Never mind, it's all brill.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21And I'm really hungry.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23I could send out for pizza?
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Tony, that's the smartest thing I've heard all day.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28And...
0:26:28 > 0:26:29take it away Jake!
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0:26:32 > 0:26:33CHEERS
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Go on, son.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48It's a proper nice one. I told Mum which one to get.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50So, can I borrow it?
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- No.- Thank you.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55So, what did Dad get you?
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Seriously? Is he joking?
0:26:59 > 0:27:00I know, right?
0:27:00 > 0:27:02So cute though!
0:27:03 > 0:27:07They'll never mix, will they, Mum and Dad?
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Nah.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11They're like oil and water. You can shake them about a bit
0:27:11 > 0:27:13but they'll separate out again.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14Oh, actually.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18There you go.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25A selfie stick! Thanks!
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Whatevs. Welcome to the club, teenager.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33So that's that!
0:27:33 > 0:27:35I'm 13.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41And maybe I don't know it all just yet,
0:27:41 > 0:27:44but I think when I'm 14, I definitely will!
0:27:44 > 0:27:46- Night, Mill!- Night, Lauren!