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0:00:04 > 0:00:08Craig has never been down before noon on a Saturday before.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10We didn't realise how lucky we were.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Why are you in such a hurry?

0:00:14 > 0:00:16- Mind your own business.- My what?

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Business. B-I-Z...

0:00:18 > 0:00:20N-E-S.

0:00:20 > 0:00:23It's spelled B-U-S-I-N-E-S-S.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Since when did you swallow a dictionary?

0:00:25 > 0:00:27I've been practising for the school Spell-Olympics.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Ooh. What's the Smell Olympics?

0:00:29 > 0:00:34The SPELL-Olympics. It's a big school spelling C-O-N-T-E-S-T.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Whoa. Can anyone spell freak?

0:00:36 > 0:00:38L-A-U-R-E-N.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Ha! She spelled your name.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Craig, you've got a little something on you there.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Hippopotamus.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23H-I-P-P-O-P-O-T-A-M-U-S.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Amazing!- A-M-A-Z...- No, I mean that is amazing.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28We can cheer you on to spelling glory.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Go, Millie, go!- BOTH:- Stop it.

0:01:31 > 0:01:36Mike was the first male cheerleader ever at his school.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37That's nothing to be proud of.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40I prefer 'male movement motivator' actually. I wonder if

0:01:40 > 0:01:43I've still got my hand-held eye attractors in the shed?

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- His what?- His pom-poms.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Right, Craig. Got to go.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Ooh. Where are you two off to?

0:01:50 > 0:01:51- To work.- To fishing!

0:01:55 > 0:01:56You're going fishing with Mum?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00She is going to work...

0:02:01 > 0:02:03..and I am going fishing.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Is it that hard?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Well, have fun fish-working.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Fishy.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Are you really entering that spelling competition?

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Why shouldn't I?- Well, you should, you're such a word nerd.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21But you do know that it's pointless, right? Milo Stott's going to enter

0:02:21 > 0:02:24and he always wins. That kid is like a walking spellchecker.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26It's not about winning. It's about me.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28And about winning.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Eat it up, Millie!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35You deserve this, sweetheart!

0:02:35 > 0:02:36We are so proud of you!

0:02:38 > 0:02:41A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

0:02:45 > 0:02:47What do you think? Give me an M!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Give me an Illie!

0:02:51 > 0:02:57On second thoughts, you should drop out so no-one ever, ever sees this.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Hi!- Hey.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04OK. I've got big news!

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- Let me guess - you saw a UFO? - What? No.

0:03:07 > 0:03:12- An escaped gorilla? - An escaped gorilla flying a UFO?

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Now that's just silly!

0:03:13 > 0:03:16I've decided to enter the school Spell-Olympics

0:03:16 > 0:03:18and you can all come to cheer me on.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Millie, that is great that you're entering the Spell-Olympics as well.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25- As well as what?- As well as me.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26I signed up yesterday.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31You said you weren't bothering, you know, because Milo Stott always wins?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33I changed my mind.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36But, Fran, this was meant to be my thing.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Mum and Dad were meant to be there just for me.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Hey, I can be there for you both.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46One supportive hand each. Come on, Millie! Go on, Fran! Yeah!

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Spell it, girls!

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Maybe if I train hard enough I'll beat everyone.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Now Fran, it's the taking part that counts, not the winning.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Unless it's, you know, The Hunger Games.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59I want everyone to win.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Oh, yeah. Except for that Milo what's-his-face.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Look, whatever happens, we'll be proud of you both.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08One big happy family.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Come on. Cheesy smiles all round, everyone.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Great. I just wanted Dad to myself for once.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25You not going to take your coat off?

0:04:25 > 0:04:28I don't want Lauren to see this. It's embarrassing.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31I'm young. I've got a reputation to think of.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40- How was fishing?- Yeah, wicked, thanks. Caught, like, 40 fish.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Plus this massive, great...

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- ..shark-thing. - Sounds like a whopper.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Where were you really today? - Fishing.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I just told you.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Who died and made you Sherlock?

0:04:57 > 0:04:58A clue!

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Oh, it's a hairnet.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Oh, thanks, babe.- There you go.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12I hope the girls don't get too competitive.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Well, if Millie's anything like me, she won't be competitive at all.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Well, if Fran's anything like me, she hasn't got

0:05:17 > 0:05:20a competitive bone in her body, so.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22I mean, when it came to competitions,

0:05:22 > 0:05:25I was always like, "Yeah, whatever."

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Yeah, me too. I mean, who cares who's best or wins?

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Winning's overrated. I honestly couldn't care less about winning.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- I bet you don't care as little as I do.- I bet I do.- I bet you don't.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- You're being competitive right now. - Well, so are you.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Oh, we are so not getting involved. - Oh, I couldn't agree more.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48S-P-E-L!

0:05:48 > 0:05:52- We're going to spell and spell it well!- Dad!

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Please! I'm trying to eat.

0:05:55 > 0:06:00- I've memorised everything from aardvark to coelacanth.- Coelacanth?

0:06:00 > 0:06:02It's an incredibly rare fish.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Yeah, I caught five of them.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- I just need a wee rest.- Don't push yourself, love.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07You don't have to win.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Remember what Gandhi said,

0:06:09 > 0:06:11"Winning isn't the only thing, it's everything."

0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Mike!- Sorry, Sharon.

0:06:13 > 0:06:18Don't listen to your mother, Millie. Always go for the win. Always.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19What is this?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Er, Craig? Lauren's found your hairnet.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27I've never seen one of those before in my life.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Why was it in your pocket then?

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Because...

0:06:30 > 0:06:32it's a fishing...

0:06:32 > 0:06:34net. Duh.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Just tell her!- Yeah, it's nothing to be ashamed of, Craig.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Oh, says the pom-pom king.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42We're proud of you, Craig. Be proud of yourself.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52You got a weekend job at Sunnyshopper!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- He's on the bread counter. - He's a dough boy.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57It's not just bread!

0:06:57 > 0:06:58It's cakes and pastries, too.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04See, this is why people can't know where I work. It's embarrassing!

0:07:04 > 0:07:05I need to get a job somewhere cool.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07What about in the freezer aisle?

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Hey, Craig. Can I get a price check on how red you've gone?

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Leave him alone.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16I think it's great you've got a job, son.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18In fact, I think it's a miracle.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Yeah. A job where I have to dress up like a clown

0:07:22 > 0:07:25and get breadcrumbs in my boxers.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28"Clean up in checkout six."

0:07:31 > 0:07:34How does he get breadcrumbs in his pants?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Urgh. Best not to think about it, really.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Hi.- Hey. How's the training going?

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Not too B-A-D. You?

0:07:48 > 0:07:52- OK. Spelled O-K.- Spelling jokes. Nice.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55You know, it's not like either of us are going to win anyway

0:07:55 > 0:07:57thanks to Milo Stott.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59You didn't hear the news? He's pulled out.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03- What? You mean...- The competition's wide open.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Who is this dude anyway?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07He's the alpha geek. Biggest word genius in school.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11He's won the Spell-Olympics the last three times.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13If he's not entering it means one of us

0:08:13 > 0:08:14actually stands a chance of winning.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Imagine how proud my dad would be then?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18You'd have to beat me first.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Remember, guys, it's not about the winning.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- BOTH:- We know, we know.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Biohazard!

0:08:29 > 0:08:33How long's it been since you cleaned out the fridge?

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Never.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39So what's with the frowny face?

0:08:39 > 0:08:43Nothing. I just wish you could help me with my spelling.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Now, Amber and I agreed to stay neutral, remember?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Like the blue wire in a plug.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I know. It just doesn't seem fair.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53I only entered to make you and Mum proud.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Oh, love. I am.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57But maybe I could help a little.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00I mean, what trouble have words ever got anyone into, eh?

0:09:01 > 0:09:05No. If Fran can do this without help, then so can I.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08And that's why I'm so proud of you.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11But if you change your mind, I'll be here standing by

0:09:11 > 0:09:12ready to help my little girl.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14My big grown-up girl.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Help with what?

0:09:16 > 0:09:17- Cooking.- Homework.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Cooking or homework?

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Cookery homework!- I've got to make...

0:09:21 > 0:09:23- scones.- Pizza.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24You know, my own recipe.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Main course and pudding all in the one.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Basically, you get a pizza

0:09:28 > 0:09:32and you shove it up inside a scone. Like a pastry turducken.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34So, your dad wasn't offering to help you train

0:09:34 > 0:09:38for the spelling competition then, no, Millie?

0:09:38 > 0:09:39As if!

0:09:39 > 0:09:44Good. Because we said it should just be a bit of fun, remember? F-U-N?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Like I'm going to forget that.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50Speaking of fun, I'd better get back to cleaning the fridge.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Amber's not helping Fran,

0:09:54 > 0:09:57so it's only right that I climb the spell mountain alone.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Maybe I can help Dad clean out the fridge instead.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Does anyone want to guess what this used to be?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Urgh.

0:10:05 > 0:10:05Maybe not.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09TEXT MESSAGE ALERT

0:10:09 > 0:10:12- TELEVISION:- 'The latest comments on the latest trends

0:10:12 > 0:10:14'in the world of sensuous shoes.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17'Fashion is our field and fun is our theme this season...'

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Good day at work?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28How did you know I was home?

0:10:28 > 0:10:30The smell of freshly baked bread?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Nah! I spent about half an hour at work

0:10:32 > 0:10:34trying to scrub the bread smell off.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Hi, love!- Hi, Mum.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38I was just about to tell Craig about what a great day I've had.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Just chilling, chatting with my friends,

0:10:40 > 0:10:43I did my nails and ate a whole bowl of fudge butter popcorn.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Well, in that case,

0:10:44 > 0:10:49- you won't be wanting any of this. - What's that?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Stock from work that's about to go out of date.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Or as I call it - swag!

0:10:53 > 0:10:57Craig's such a hard worker. He's very good with the elderly.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Yeah, my boss said he could take his pick.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Yeah, great if you like out of date food

0:11:01 > 0:11:03that's going to make you unhealthy.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Do you prefer icing when it's free?

0:11:10 > 0:11:11Because I do.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Yeah. Well. Enjoy your old doughnut.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Try not to choke on it.

0:11:24 > 0:11:25Concrete.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28C-O-N-C-R...

0:11:28 > 0:11:29E-E-T?

0:11:29 > 0:11:33E-T-E! You've got to be rock solid on concrete.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Oh! You're helping her.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40We are so B-U-S-T-E-D.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Hang on a second. You were offering to help Millie.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45- With her pizza scones.- Yeah, and I'm a rubber duck.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47OK, but she refused my offer.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50And if you're helping Fran, then I'm helping Millie.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52What, so your daughter can beat my daughter?

0:11:52 > 0:11:54- You started it.- Well, you started it first.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Right. Well.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58May the best speller win.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Yeah? Well, bring it on!

0:12:01 > 0:12:04No, you bring it on!

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Sheesh! If I acted like them

0:12:08 > 0:12:10I'd be on the time-out step.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Heya, hiya!

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Ah, you're making a banner. Millie's going to love that.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Oh, I hope so.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Nice. How was work?

0:12:25 > 0:12:32Awesome. I got free food, cash, and a granny pinched my cheek!

0:12:32 > 0:12:35And for an old woman, she had quite the grip.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Still, ta for getting me the job.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Oh, yeah. Well, you're welcome, Craig.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45He actually said,

0:12:45 > 0:12:47"Thanks."

0:12:47 > 0:12:48And I think he meant it.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51You thirsty?

0:12:53 > 0:12:55No. I'm just checking I'm not dreaming.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58No. It's real.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07What are you doing?

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Making flash cards to train you.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Right, spell pressure. Quick!

0:13:10 > 0:13:12What happened to "just a bit of fun"?

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Team Fran changed the rules on that so we're all in.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18What's it going to be, Millie? Are we going to win this thing?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Or are we going to win this thing big time?

0:13:20 > 0:13:23This is what I wanted - Dad all to myself.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26I mean, what's the worst that can happen, right?

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Don't answer that. We are going to win this big time!

0:13:29 > 0:13:30- Attagirl!- Yeah.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38Seriously, they even make him wear a hairnet!

0:13:38 > 0:13:40- I know, I know, I know! - KNOCK ON DOOR

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Go away!

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Call you later.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Look who it is - the Mighty Bread Boy.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Thicker than a wholemeal bap.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53You seen my new signature edition Hi-Soles?

0:13:53 > 0:13:56I just bought them with what we workers call our wages.

0:13:59 > 0:14:00Pretty cool, eh?

0:14:00 > 0:14:05Yeah, gloating isn't big or mature, Craig.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08And I don't care, so...

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Yeah. Nothing says "I care" more than a slammed door.

0:14:11 > 0:14:12Why don't I have a job?

0:14:16 > 0:14:20- Honesty. - H-O-N-E-S-T-Y.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22- Limb. - L-I-M-B.- Yes!

0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Dense.- D-E-N-S-E.- Good!

0:14:25 > 0:14:31- Misspelled.- M-I-S-S-P-E-L-L... - Population?- P-O-P-U-L...- ..E-D.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Good!- ..I-O-N?- Good!

0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Uh...- No!

0:14:35 > 0:14:36- Erase.- E-R...

0:14:40 > 0:14:44- Extraordinary.- E-X-T-R-A-O-R-D...

0:14:45 > 0:14:49- Juice.- J-U-I-C-E.- Good.

0:14:49 > 0:14:54- Ankle.- A-N..- Tongue.- T-O... - Cauliflower.- C-A...

0:14:54 > 0:14:58- Geranium?- G-E...- Colander? - C-O-L...

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Pick a word, one more word. Pick a word.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Goggles. G-O-G-G-L-E-S.- Yes.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Cavity. C-A-V-I-T-Y.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24So much for quality time with Dad.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35- G-Y.- Good. Xylophone?- Z...- No! X!

0:15:35 > 0:15:37That's the oldest trick in the book!

0:15:37 > 0:15:40I need a break! I have a brain melt!

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Do you want Tony to win?

0:15:42 > 0:15:43I'm not going up against Tony.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46I said Millie! Do you want Millie to win?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Look, these two are going all out to beat us

0:15:49 > 0:15:52and I don't want you feeling bad about yourself if they do.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53I guess you're right.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55This is what mums do.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57They help their kids achieve their potential

0:15:57 > 0:15:59and then they crush their enemies.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03That was a joke, obviously.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07Xerox.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11No, you can't stop. We're only up to X.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15There's still W, Y and Z to go.

0:16:15 > 0:16:16Dad, I'm pooped.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20I thought you wanted to beat Amber to be... To be...

0:16:20 > 0:16:21Be your best.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24I wanted to feel special and to make you proud.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26I am.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28I just want my girl to know that her dad cares enough

0:16:28 > 0:16:31to make her stay up all night if needs be.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Just give me five minutes. Please?

0:16:33 > 0:16:34All right.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37But when I come back, we are going to nail 'broccoli',

0:16:37 > 0:16:40'accommodation' and 'onomatopoeia.'

0:16:43 > 0:16:45What have I done?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Dad's always been like this.

0:16:53 > 0:16:59I win! I win! I am the best! Oh, yeah!

0:17:02 > 0:17:04And that was only snakes and ladders.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06This has to end now.

0:17:09 > 0:17:10I need Fran's help.

0:17:13 > 0:17:18M-I-L-L-I-E.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22She can spell hydroelectricity.

0:17:22 > 0:17:23Mike!

0:17:25 > 0:17:27However amazing your day at work was,

0:17:27 > 0:17:30no matter how many free doughnuts or cheek pinches that you got,

0:17:30 > 0:17:32I just don't want to hear it, OK?

0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Well, you won't believe what's happened.- What?

0:17:35 > 0:17:39Your son, who I bent over backwards to get a job for, just got fired.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50OK. Let's try a tricky one.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Noiselessness.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Psst. Psst.- Fran? I'm not hearing noiselessness.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59I need to go to the loo. I'm desperate.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03OK, fine. But take this with you - P-Z.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15I got your note. You're right. This has to stop.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17I can barely spell my own name any more.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21I've had a year's worth of Dad's devotion at once. It's too much.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Like that time I ate a whole tub of ice cream,

0:18:23 > 0:18:25just so Lauren couldn't have any.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Hmm. A whole tub?

0:18:27 > 0:18:30It's like they're using us to prove who's the most caring parent.

0:18:30 > 0:18:31We have to do something.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37- We could lose on purpose so neither of us wins?- Good idea.

0:18:37 > 0:18:42No, but we are such top spellers now. What if we win by accident?

0:18:42 > 0:18:43Could that even happen?

0:18:43 > 0:18:45OK, misspell rhythm.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49Easy! R-H-Y-T-H-M.

0:18:49 > 0:18:50No, that's right!

0:18:50 > 0:18:54See? Without Milo Stott in the running, anything could happen.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57We need him to enter. He's the Usain Bolt of spelling.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01I heard he goes to sleep at night listening to a talking dictionary.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02What a weirdo!

0:19:02 > 0:19:05We can't ask him ourselves, though. He'd get suspicious.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07We can't.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09But someone else could.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16What are you looking at me for?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Milo Stott?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Yes. What of it?

0:19:25 > 0:19:27So you got my e-mail?

0:19:27 > 0:19:30The one you sent me telling me to burn after reading?

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Yes. Who are you?

0:19:33 > 0:19:35My name doesn't matter right now.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36So let's just call me...

0:19:38 > 0:19:40..Jake. I need your help.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41A favour?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43You dragged me away from conjugating my favourite verbs

0:19:43 > 0:19:45to ask for my assistance?

0:19:45 > 0:19:48- I need you to re-enter the Spell-Olympics.- Amateur hour.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50It offers me no challenge.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Does the chicken compete with the buffalo at an egg laying contest?

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Ooh, I know this one! Don't tell me.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59No is the answer. I'm not re-entering.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Would it make a difference if I said please?

0:20:02 > 0:20:03It depends.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Beg for me.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Pretty please?- More.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08Really pretty massive please?

0:20:10 > 0:20:11I'm afraid not.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14I guess I'll just have to do this then.

0:20:14 > 0:20:15What's that?

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Just a print out of your online profile.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Special interests -

0:20:21 > 0:20:22smelling.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24You mean 'spelling'?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Nope. Pretty sure it says...

0:20:26 > 0:20:27'smelling.'

0:20:28 > 0:20:30That wasn't me.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32That was autocorrect!

0:20:32 > 0:20:34- This can never get out.- I know.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38I mean, imagine what it would do to your reputation?

0:20:38 > 0:20:39Give me that!

0:20:39 > 0:20:43Ah, ah, ah! First you agree to re-enter the Spell-Olympics.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Our manager walked into the store room

0:20:50 > 0:20:52to find him sleeping on a pile of baps.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54They were so soft.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57I used a family-sized bloomer for a pillow.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59We all get tired at work, Craig.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03I can't just go and have a lay down on the choose-your-own salad bar.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Yeah, well, duh! You'd get croutons stuck to your bum.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09That's not what I meant.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Oh, Craig.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12Unlucky.

0:21:12 > 0:21:16No more free food, no more new trainers, lots more grief from me.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17Oh, look at the time!

0:21:17 > 0:21:20We've got to get to the Spell-Olympics.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Are you putting hairspray on your pom-poms?

0:21:22 > 0:21:24My hand held eye attractors, yes.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27I want them to look nice.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Oh, Sharon, I finished the banner off for you. Check it out!

0:21:31 > 0:21:35Oh, it's great. Except you spelt Millie wrong.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Good job you're not entering the Spell-Olympics.

0:21:38 > 0:21:39No-one'll notice. Come on!

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Put them down. No, I mean it.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53What do you think of my banner?

0:21:53 > 0:21:56What do you think of mine?

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Oh. It's not about banners anyway.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00It's about who's crammed the most words into their heads.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Oh, I think we can safely assume that's me and Fran.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05- No half measures.- Oh, you're going to be eating those words

0:22:05 > 0:22:08in a few hours after your daughter's misspelled them all.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10- OK, are we ready then?- Oh, we were born ready, Millie.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13May the best girl win.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Agh! I used to be able to do that.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22OK. This is it.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Now, winning isn't everything.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28It's just the thing we want to avoid at all costs!

0:22:33 > 0:22:38- Perseverance.- P-E-R-S...

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Um. ..U...

0:22:41 > 0:22:42BUZZER SOUNDS

0:22:42 > 0:22:46Incorrect. Next contestant, please.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47Result!

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Millie, spell cachinnate.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Cachinnate.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Can you define it, please?

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Cachinnate. Verb. To laugh out loud.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Is it spelled...

0:23:07 > 0:23:08L...

0:23:08 > 0:23:09O...

0:23:09 > 0:23:11L?

0:23:11 > 0:23:14- BUZZER SOUNDS - Incorrect. Next contestant, please.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- Nice work. You did terribly. - Thanks. You too!

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Do you two even know how to read?

0:23:22 > 0:23:25I guess nerves just got the better of us.

0:23:25 > 0:23:26This is how it's done.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34Milo, could you spell euonym?

0:23:34 > 0:23:38- Please. Can I have a hard one? - LAUGHTER

0:23:38 > 0:23:42E-U-O-N-Y-M. Euonym.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Boom!

0:23:44 > 0:23:46- Correct! - APPLAUSE

0:23:46 > 0:23:47Too easy.

0:23:49 > 0:23:50Too easy.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Too easy!

0:23:53 > 0:23:54Too easy.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01Look on the bright side, guys. It's the taking part that counts.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03I don't get it. We trained you so arduously.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08I'm sorry if my motivational movement let you down, Millie.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Don't you mean pom-pom dance?

0:24:11 > 0:24:13And I was the one you let down because everyone knew

0:24:13 > 0:24:15that you were my dad.

0:24:15 > 0:24:19Not bad. Not as stylish as your daddy, though.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23I guess we were never going to beat Milo Stott.

0:24:23 > 0:24:24Who knew he'd enter at the last minute?

0:24:24 > 0:24:27I bet he can spell 'spelling' now!

0:24:27 > 0:24:29I concur. He was uncontainable.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Irrepressible.

0:24:31 > 0:24:32Why are you two talking like that?

0:24:32 > 0:24:34- Like what?- All those big words.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38I guess you picked up a few new words whilst training us?

0:24:41 > 0:24:42I'm sorry, Tony.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44- Well, I'm not.- Oh.

0:24:46 > 0:24:50I'm remorseful, repentant and contrite.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Hey, I hear they've got a new gorilla at Monkey World.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57If you fancy a daddy-daughter day?

0:24:57 > 0:24:59That's all I ever wanted.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03You loved that job. Why did you throw it away like that?

0:25:03 > 0:25:07- I got another job.- Oh! Are you the new gorilla at Monkey World?

0:25:07 > 0:25:09No.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Got a gig at Trainer World.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15Yeah, forget out of date free doughnuts. This is the jackpot.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19Craig, you know that trainers don't have sell-by dates?

0:25:19 > 0:25:20Oh, Craig?

0:25:20 > 0:25:23I spoke to the manager at Sunnyshopper.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25He's decided to give you another go.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Wait, no, hang on. I'll...

0:25:26 > 0:25:29But he thinks that you might be more suited to the meat counter.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32So now you get to wear one of these.

0:25:32 > 0:25:33That's my boy!

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Look on the bright side. Free out of date sausages!

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Well, that's everything back to normal.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43That's N-O-R-M-A..

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Actually, just forget it.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Come on, guys. You know you want to!

0:25:47 > 0:25:51One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

0:25:51 > 0:25:56MUSIC: Get Ready For This by 2 Unlimited