The Guitar Hero

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Nope, don't worry. The boiler hasn't packed in.

0:00:05 > 0:00:09My dad's taking me ice-skating. I can't wait.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13He's surprisingly graceful on ice. Like a sea lion.

0:00:14 > 0:00:15Hot!

0:00:17 > 0:00:19This is the third time lucky.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22He had to cancel me...twice!

0:00:22 > 0:00:27The first time, he'd forgot he'd said he'd drive Granny to the airport.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30Nine letters. Does not like to be kept waiting.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Ah! Impatient.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Granny!

0:00:38 > 0:00:43And the second time, he cancelled because he forgot to pick her up!

0:00:43 > 0:00:46The largest of the Canary Isles?

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Ah! Tenerife.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Isn't that where...?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Granny!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58So he swore nothing was going to stop him from taking me this time.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31What?

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Called out on a job?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34No way!

0:01:34 > 0:01:35Dad!

0:01:36 > 0:01:42MUSIC: Shake It Off by Taylor Swift

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Ahem.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Oh! I thought you were going ice-skating?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51I thought I was walking into our kitchen...

0:01:51 > 0:01:53not the world's weirdest music video.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56It's chores plus a workout. It's chore aerobics!

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Or, as I like to call it, Strictly Come Drying.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Dad had to cancel ice-skating...

0:02:03 > 0:02:04again.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Which I am totally fine about.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Hmmm.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Well, in the meantime, some dish dancing?

0:02:12 > 0:02:15No, ta. I'm doing the homework hop!

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Sure. All right. Bye.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Tony, um...

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Hey! There they are! So? How was school?

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Oh, you know. Like a big square box full of teachers.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Hey, don't just fill up on junk food. That's my job.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43No, do. You're going to need a sugar rush.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Your dad's coming over.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Dad's coming today?- Uh-huh.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Wow. Is it that time of year already?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Jokes!- Ah, yes! It's been ages.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54He's going to tell us like a million stories.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Yep and maybe some of them will even be true.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58OK, go and get changed you two.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Andy's coming here? Your cool ex-husband Andy.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Andy the cool guy who travels round the world

0:03:05 > 0:03:06being cool on a cool motorbike.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09All right, cool it. Andy's not that great.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Jake thinks he's amazing.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14And what if I look like a complete loser next to him?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Tony! Just relax and be yourself.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19That way you could never be a loser.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Just in case, maybe we should wash the peanut butter out of your hair?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Ah, you see?- I'm just saying.- Agh.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Hi, guys.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Ha. That monkey eats weird.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Where are the other two?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39They're picking fleas out of each other's fur and eating them.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Millie and Lauren?

0:03:40 > 0:03:43They went upstairs, or at least, that's what the note says.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Note. Right, what's going on?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47The girls are upstairs, you guys are down here.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49You want us to swap rooms?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52No, I want you to be able to spend time together.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Mike.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Mike? It's great that you and Craig are so tight.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59But couldn't you make an effort with the girls too?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02No, no. I love hanging out with...um...

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Millie and Lauren?

0:04:04 > 0:04:05- Jokes!- I've got it.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08How about we play a round of Fart Or Burp with them?

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Something the girls might actually enjoy?

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Like what?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Well, see if you can work it out.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- I'm going to go and check on them. - Oh, no need. I've got a system.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23KNOCK ON THE CEILING

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Right, Lauren says they're fine but wants to know what's for dinner?

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Ha.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Ha.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35BUZZER SOUNDS

0:04:35 > 0:04:39- Hey, Andy's here.- I'll get it, shall I?

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- How's my hair?- Um...good...I think.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Long time no see. Look who's here, everyone.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Anyone know where I can find a couple of tearaways?- Here!

0:04:57 > 0:05:01One. OK, OK. That's enough.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05- You did ten last time.- But you're getting too big for me, aren't you?

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Me next!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09I'm only joking! I'm Tony.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12It's great to finally meet you. I've heard a lot about you.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Cool, man.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Franster.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Double fist bump?

0:05:16 > 0:05:19No, we're not bringing that back.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20Hello, again.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23What, are we royalty now? Get in here!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28So, Dad, what have you been up to?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30You met any more famous people?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32As a matter of fact, I have.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Battleaxe. The best heavy metal band ever to rock.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- I'm a total Battleaxe fanboy. - Well, I played with them.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- Stepped in for their drummer at the last minute.- No way!

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- No way, you play?- I told you we used to be in a rock band.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47We certainly did, Spikey.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51What you used to be in a band... Wait, who's Spikey?

0:05:51 > 0:05:52OK, have fun, everyone.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Right, you two, tell me everything. Leave absolutely nothing out.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00In fact, put more in!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Sharon, what are the chances of you and Dad buying me a ticket

0:06:05 > 0:06:07to Superhero Fest?

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Er, I'd say roughly the same

0:06:10 > 0:06:16as Captain Incredible and Professor Evil holding hands on a swing?

0:06:16 > 0:06:20- You know about them? - I'm not a complete dinosaur, Craig.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Yeah, all right. I heard it on the radio.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25But tickets are pricey. One bar of plutonium each.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Yeah, but it's my only chance to ever meet my comic book hero -

0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Electric Eel Man. - All right, I'll talk to Mike.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Maybe we can make it for your birthday or something?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35But don't hold your breath, Underwater Boy.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Mum? I need you to get me a ticket to Superhero Fest.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40You want to meet Electric Eel Man?

0:06:40 > 0:06:43No, I want to meet Hanson Tyler - the hottie who plays him.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45- Lauren, I can't afford to buy you both a ticket.- That's not fair.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48I've read Electric Eel comics for years. I'm a true fan!

0:06:48 > 0:06:52You don't want to let Electric Eel man slip through your fingers.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54SHE LAUGHS

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Oh, I'm just so on it today.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Anyway, I loved Hanson Tyler

0:06:57 > 0:07:02even when he had a super dodgy haircut tragedy. I'm a superfan.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Well, I'm a megafan. - I'm an ultrafan!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06And I'm being driven mad by you two.

0:07:06 > 0:07:11Look, I heard there's a ticket to be won on Smash Sounds FM.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Maybe one of you could use your superpowers and try and win it.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18No, use the landline please. Cheaper.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25What, this thing?

0:07:26 > 0:07:28How do you unlock it?

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Millie, are you trying to fly?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37I was finding my centre of gravity.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39I'll need it for my camel spin.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Your what? - It's an ice-skating move.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Me and Dad are going this Saturday.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Oh, cool. Right, well, then you won't want to hang out with me then.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Hang out with you?

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Yeah, I was going to ask if we could do something together.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Like what?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Um...

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Take your time.- Basketball? - Seriously?

0:07:58 > 0:08:02- Did Mum put you up to this? - No. It was all my idea.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Mike, you don't have to do that.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06I've got Dad to do stuff with.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09And, you know, he actually enjoys it.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Well, I mean, I would enjoy it. Well, I tried.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Yeah. You tried.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16Forget it.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19How did it go, Captain Inclusive?

0:08:19 > 0:08:23Well, I asked, but she shot me down.

0:08:23 > 0:08:24At least you tried.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26I mean, you can't win them all, I suppose.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27I tried.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30But not that hard.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34It's called Street Dance Off,

0:08:34 > 0:08:38- which is weird cos we do it in the gym hall.- Nice one, kid.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44This is my solo. Watch carefully.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48MUSIC STARTS AND STOPS ABRUPTLY

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Well? What do you think?

0:08:52 > 0:08:56I thought it was brief.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58But...powerful.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02That wasn't a solo. You just went off the wrong way.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03Ow!

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Oh, yeah? You think you could get up on stage

0:09:06 > 0:09:09and perform in front of a crowd like your big sis? It's not that easy.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Any day. I take after my dad.

0:09:12 > 0:09:17Well, you might have to prove that by getting up on stage yourself...

0:09:17 > 0:09:18with me.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22- What, did you plan something? - Nah! Only messing.- Oh.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Ha! Got you again!

0:09:26 > 0:09:30I entered us into the Air Guitar Finals!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32What? Really?

0:09:32 > 0:09:33HE SCREECHES

0:09:33 > 0:09:35What's happened? Is there blood?

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Dad and I are going into the Air Guitar Finals.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Ah, I always wanted to do that!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Yeah, thanks for running that one by me.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45So, have you planned anything for us too?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Oh, sorry, sweetheart. It was just a one-off thing.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52But next time, it's me and you, yeah? I promise.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Doesn't matter.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58So, are you ready to set the stage on fire with your old man?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01But if we set the stage on fire, what will we stand on?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Mum?- Mmm?

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Do you think Dad's going to let him down?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Do you think that?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14He's not exactly reliable.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Remember when he left me behind at the garage?

0:10:17 > 0:10:21He was so excited that his bike was fixed, he forgot I even existed.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24That was... That was really bad.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27But Jake's not that excited about the competition.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Pow! Pow!

0:10:30 > 0:10:34HE WARBLES

0:10:34 > 0:10:36OK, he is a bit excited.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39But we have to give your dad a chance.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Another one?

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Yeah.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Now, what are we going to do while those two losers

0:10:47 > 0:10:49are pretending to play invisible guitars, eh?

0:10:53 > 0:10:57Mike...again! How weird.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Indoor trampoline park! Bounce your brains out!

0:11:00 > 0:11:01All the kids are doing it!

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Good for them. - And for us to do together!

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Look, I'll tell Mum you asked me, OK?

0:11:07 > 0:11:08Get her off your back.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Hi, Dad. I'm leaving my Ghost Clan DVDs with you.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21That'll be for Fran and Amber's film marathon, Saturday, yeah?

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Saturday? That rings a bell.

0:11:24 > 0:11:29What have I got on this Saturday?

0:11:29 > 0:11:30Hey. Very funny.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34I have not forgotten that we are going ice-skating...again.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35You won't be late?

0:11:35 > 0:11:38I'll get my skates on! Ha-ha! My skates on.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Hi, Millie. This is my dad Andy.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45- All right, Millie? - Nice to meet you.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Guess what? Dad entered us into the Air Guitar Finals.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Which we're going to storm.

0:11:49 > 0:11:56That sounds amazing! Well, my dad is taking me ice-skating.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58- Sweet.- You're brave.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01I wouldn't be seen dead in those hideous boots they rent out.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02Well, it wouldn't really work

0:12:02 > 0:12:04if they rented out biker boots now, would it?

0:12:04 > 0:12:06They're not so good on the ice.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08You might fall on your face.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16- RADIO:- Are you ready to be the winner of a golden ticket to Comic Fest?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Craig on line one.- No!

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Born ready, DJ PJ!

0:12:20 > 0:12:24OK, Craig. Your question is on Electric Eel Man.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Do you know much about that crackly, slippery, super guy?

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Only like everything. I'm a treble megafan.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32- What is the middle name...- Eel!

0:12:32 > 0:12:35..of the actor Hanson Tyler who plays him?

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Going to have to rush you, Craig.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Lauren, give me the answer. - No way!- Lauren, please?

0:12:41 > 0:12:42What's it worth?

0:12:42 > 0:12:45- I'll do all your chores for a week. - Make it a month?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47- Time's running out, Craig. - OK.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Cool. It's Derek!- Derek!

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Your answer is Hanson Derek Tyler.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59It's the wrong answer I'm afraid, Craig.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02We were looking for...

0:13:02 > 0:13:03BOTH: Hanson Phoenix Tyler.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Goodbye, Craigster.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07You would have thought that I'd have known that,

0:13:07 > 0:13:09me being a massive superfan and all.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13Derek?

0:13:20 > 0:13:22He'll be here soon. It's our first rehearsal.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25He was supposed to be here an hour ago, so...

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Yeah, he's probably just choosing the music.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Just saying, he's been known to let people down.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32You're just jealous cos I get on better with Dad than you do.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34OK. That's it.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37I'm going to have to bring up the dreaded sport's day incident.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Argh. Just get over it.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Hey, what's going on?

0:13:42 > 0:13:45I'm trying to tell Jake that Dad isn't going to show up.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Well, tell her that she's wrong and she's stupid.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49Jake, hon.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53All we're trying to say is - this is your dad.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55There's a good chance that he might not show up.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57BUZZER SOUNDS I'll get it.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01Andy's here.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Finally.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05See? Told ya.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Jake, go and put your trainers on, please.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10- But, Mum...- Please. I need to have a word with your dad.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15You're over an hour late.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18I know it looks really bad, but there was an emergency.

0:14:18 > 0:14:19Oh? What happened?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21I was in the shopping centre

0:14:21 > 0:14:24when this pregnant lady went into labour right in front of me.

0:14:24 > 0:14:28Luckily, I remembered some of the midwifing basics you taught me.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Wait. You remembered something that I said?- Yeah.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33And I tell you what,

0:14:33 > 0:14:35you guys deserve a medal for doing that every day.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39No. I deserve a medal for listening to all your excuses over the years.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Why didn't you just call an ambulance?

0:14:41 > 0:14:44I took her to the hospital myself. It was much quicker.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Better for her, better for baby.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48- Better for your excuses. - It really happened.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51So you came straight here from the hospital?

0:14:51 > 0:14:54No, I went back to the shopping centre. I wanted to get this.

0:14:56 > 0:14:57Oh.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02The lady in the shop said those ones are really good for street dancers.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Super bouncy heels.- Thanks.

0:15:06 > 0:15:11Can we practise now? The competition's tomorrow. Let's rock!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14THEY IMITATE ELECTRIC GUITAR SOUNDS

0:15:19 > 0:15:23- I don't buy it.- Me neither. But he got me these cool shoes.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Let's just give him the benefit of the doubt, yeah?

0:15:25 > 0:15:27It's not easy being a solo dad.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31You're right. And it's not like you've been fooled by his cool act.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Hey, do you think he'll like my T-shirt?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Fuel for on the ice.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49We're finally going ice-skating and there's no way Dad can forget.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51I've reminded him all week.

0:15:51 > 0:15:57Hey, Mills. I've got two words for you - Ghost Clan Five!

0:15:57 > 0:16:01- You mean three?- No, I'm pretty sure it's the fifth film.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04No, it is. But Ghost Clan Five is three words.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Never mind the maths. What do you think about it?

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Oh, it is supposed to be amazing.

0:16:12 > 0:16:17The effects are so real, you can actually smell the wolf's breath.

0:16:17 > 0:16:18So you want to see it?

0:16:18 > 0:16:19Me? Too right!

0:16:21 > 0:16:23But Mum would hate it.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26You should probably think about taking her to see a romcom.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30- They make her cry-laugh.- What? - Cry-laugh. You know, like...

0:16:30 > 0:16:34SHE CHANGES BETWEEN LAUGHS AND SOBS

0:16:34 > 0:16:36It's still a good shout though.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38I'll ask Dad if he fancies going to see it.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42That could be our next outing after ice-skating. Thanks, Mike.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57I'm making some half-time ice-skating snacks for me and Mills.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59"Iceberg" lettuce, "skate" wings, and "chilli" sauce!

0:16:59 > 0:17:01She's going to love them.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Jake the snake! Woohoo!

0:17:03 > 0:17:06Are you related to Spikey by any chance?

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- You look cool, dude. - Come on, get your stuff together.

0:17:10 > 0:17:11Your dad will be here soon.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Don't forget your air guitar! - It's in this case.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20Look, I'm sorry for being so down on Dad.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22You two are going to rock!

0:17:22 > 0:17:24That's the plan, man.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26TEARING

0:17:26 > 0:17:27I'm going to go...change.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Woo! Any sign yet?

0:17:44 > 0:17:45Pow...

0:17:47 > 0:17:48MOBILE PHONE TEXT ALERT

0:17:54 > 0:17:55He's not coming.

0:17:57 > 0:17:58Oh, love. I'm so sorry.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02I should have listened to Fran.

0:18:02 > 0:18:06Then I wouldn't have been sat here like a stupid cowboy clown.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10Hey. Those are my clothes, pal, and I think you look great.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12So do I. And you should still go.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14You can't let your dad ruin your fun.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18I can't. Dad entered us in as a duo. I need a partner.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Will you be my partner?

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Oh love, I would. You know I would, but I'm on call.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25This is classic Andy.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Maybe I could go?

0:18:28 > 0:18:30You can't. It has to be an adult.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Who me?- Please?

0:18:36 > 0:18:40I don't know the routines and I don't have snake hips

0:18:40 > 0:18:41or lip curl or...

0:18:42 > 0:18:46And to be honest, Jake, I don't think I could be like Andy.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Good. I don't want you to be.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50I promised Mills, you see.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Doesn't matter. It was a stupid idea anyway.

0:19:00 > 0:19:01Oh, come on.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05- Let's do this thing!- Really?

0:19:05 > 0:19:08IMITATES ELECTRIC GUITAR SOUNDS

0:19:08 > 0:19:11BUZZER SOUNDS

0:19:11 > 0:19:15THEY IMITATE ELECTRIC GUITAR SOUNDS

0:19:17 > 0:19:20I've got moves that will impress the pants off those judges!

0:19:20 > 0:19:24Dad? There's no judges. We're skating for fun.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- Um, about that...- Ha-ha. Nice one.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30You're joking...right?

0:19:31 > 0:19:35No. You see, Jake asked if I could...

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Well, he'll just have to join the queue!

0:19:40 > 0:19:42DOOR SLAMS

0:19:42 > 0:19:44KNOCK ON DOOR

0:19:44 > 0:19:46I can't be alone anywhere!

0:19:47 > 0:19:49I'm sorry. It's your room too.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52It's OK. It's a good place to storm off to.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55You can get a nice loud slam of the door.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Weird place to keep your shoes.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10My dad gave them to me. So I'm dumping them like he dumped Jake.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16You can't depend on dads.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Tony's trying to be there for Jake. His heart's in the right place.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22But his brain's just gone missing.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25This is my dad's speciality.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27He promises something, gets our hopes up,

0:20:27 > 0:20:29lets us down and leaves a mess behind.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31He does that a lot?

0:20:32 > 0:20:34In the end, I just...

0:20:34 > 0:20:35stopped believing in him.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have let it go so far and...

0:20:43 > 0:20:45I'll give you two a minute.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Mills, I'm so sorry.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53I promise you, I didn't forget this time.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56No. You just decided to hang out with Jake

0:20:56 > 0:20:58instead of your own child...

0:20:58 > 0:21:00I didn't. OK, I did.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03..who you've let down for the fourth time.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Look, I just couldn't watch Jake go through it.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Andy dropped him just like that and I thought,

0:21:09 > 0:21:10"I'd never do that to you."

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Well, OK. I kind of am doing that to you. But...

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Oh, I don't know.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Maybe I'm just as bad as Andy.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21You're not bad.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22I'm not?

0:21:22 > 0:21:28Bad at cooking? Yes. Bad shirts? Definitely.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31But not a bad dad.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Well, I will go in there right now

0:21:33 > 0:21:35and explain to Jake that we're going ice-skating.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Oh, stop changing your mind!

0:21:37 > 0:21:41- Right, so... What, so I should... - Go with Jake.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Those judges deserve to see your ancient rock moves.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46Oh, come here you.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50They're not that ancient, OK?

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Ah! Your signature move is called the caveman!

0:21:59 > 0:22:01- A ticket to Superhero Fest? - Where?

0:22:01 > 0:22:04- SHE GASPS - There was a charity raffle

0:22:04 > 0:22:06in the staffroom at lunch. I had the winning ticket.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Mum, that's amazing. Can I go? - Nope.- What?

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Ha! Thank you, Sharon.

0:22:11 > 0:22:12- Eh, you're not going either. - What?!

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Ha! Right back at ya. - To save a big fight, I'm going.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17BOTH: What?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Yeah, I thought I'd check out what you kids are into these days.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Hanson...- Whatever!

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Maybe I'll get a self piccie with him.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Mum, it's selfie! That ticket is so wasted on you.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Even I think Lauren should go over you.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33I mean, at least she's a big fan of Hanson Tyler anyway.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36No, you should give the ticket to Craig.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40He's been into that comic book stuff since he was a little kid.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42And I promise I won't huff...much.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44SHE HUFFS

0:22:46 > 0:22:47See? Who didn't huff much?

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Well, I actually won two tickets.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54Just wanted to see you two wriggle like Electric Eel Man.

0:22:54 > 0:22:55Ha! Smashing it!

0:22:55 > 0:22:59- Mum!- Now you can go together! - Thanks, Mum!- Thanks, Sharon.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04If anyone sees you're with me, I'm getting paid to hang out with you.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Ha, funny. As if I'd actually stand next to you.

0:23:07 > 0:23:08SHE SIGHS

0:23:10 > 0:23:12KNOCK ON DOOR

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Hey, Millie. I heard about your dad helping Jake out.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Yeah. He did a good thing.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20So did you, sharing your dad.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22I know how you feel. Sometimes I want Craig all to myself.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24That could be arranged.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Listen, Mills?

0:23:27 > 0:23:30I know I'm not your dad and you were looking forward

0:23:30 > 0:23:32to going skating with him, but...

0:23:33 > 0:23:35..would it be OK if I took you?

0:23:36 > 0:23:40- You want to take me ice-skating? - Uh-huh.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42- Was this Mum's idea? - No, no, all me.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44I'd really like it if we could hang out.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46As long as you keep a straight face

0:23:46 > 0:23:48when I do my Olaf the snowman impression.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50I can't promise, but I'll try.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02- Whoa!- Aah!

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Bow to the kings of rock!

0:24:05 > 0:24:07I can't believe you won!

0:24:07 > 0:24:11Oh, those judges recognise rock royalty! I started with a windmill.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14But the winning move was when Jake

0:24:14 > 0:24:18- jumped from the top of one of the speakers.- Ah!

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Ah! Come on!

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Well, Caveman, do you want to help me hunt for some food

0:24:23 > 0:24:25- in the kitchen?- Whagh!

0:24:28 > 0:24:32You know? I don't mind if you say I told you so about Dad.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34I've been there before remember?

0:24:34 > 0:24:35Dad texted.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38He said that the next time a gig like this pops up,

0:24:38 > 0:24:40he's going to take me with him.

0:24:40 > 0:24:41Sure.

0:24:42 > 0:24:43Show me how to windmill?

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Congratulations!

0:24:49 > 0:24:53I thought your rock moves would be well past their sell-by date.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56I prefer the judge's word - vintage.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Did you do something with Lauren?

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Actually, Mike took me ice-skating.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Good on Mike.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09I bet his moves weren't as good as mine though, eh?

0:25:09 > 0:25:11His signature move is called the Olaf.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14He took out two mums and half a troop of cubs.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19I'd have probably taken out the whole troop so...

0:25:19 > 0:25:23- Next time, eh? - Night, Dad.- Goodnight.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Agh.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36Ice-skating - tick! Finally, thanks to Mike.

0:25:36 > 0:25:41So, Jake borrowed my dad and I borrowed Craig's.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45Now I just need to work out who to see Ghost Clan Five with.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Maybe I can get them both to take me. See it twice!