0:00:02 > 0:00:05You'll never guess where my mum wants to take us when Dad gets back.
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Swimming with dolphins? Chicken Hut?
0:00:06 > 0:00:09It's a biker rally, with loads of roary bikes
0:00:09 > 0:00:10and hairy, beardy bikers.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13It sounds amazing!
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- What sounds amazing?- Amber is taking us to a motorbike rally...
0:00:16 > 0:00:20- Except, I don't want to go. - Except, Fran doesn't want to go.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21What?!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Well, I don't blame her. It will be dangerous,
0:00:23 > 0:00:27- smelly and full of motorbikes. - It won't be smelly
0:00:27 > 0:00:30or full of motorbi... Well, it WILL be full of them.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- But that's the point. - And you'll get lost
0:00:33 > 0:00:35or kidnapped or tattooed.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Mum, Amber is going to be there. What could go wrong?
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Eh, everything I just listed. So, I think it's a no.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Why can't my mum be cool, like yours?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47I think mine's a bit TOO cool.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Well, that has to be better than just boring.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53COMPUTER BLEEPS
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Craig...
0:00:55 > 0:00:57..am I boring?
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Uncool?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01It's just that Millie thinks Amber's cooler than me.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05I haven't really met Amber much, but...it's a pretty safe bet.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20# La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la
0:01:20 > 0:01:22# La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la
0:01:22 > 0:01:24# La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la
0:01:24 > 0:01:27# La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la
0:01:27 > 0:01:32# La, la-la, la-la, la-la
0:01:32 > 0:01:37# La-la, la-la, ahhhh. #
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Wow! Sharon.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Morning!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49What do you look like this morning?
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Mum, what is that?
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Oh, yeah, I'm rocking shorts over tights today. There's no big drama.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- I bet Amber does it all the time. - No, I meant the T-shirt.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00I've always liked the Temper Smarts, you know that.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Temper Hearts.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04# I'm a boy and you're a girl
0:02:04 > 0:02:07# And you make my heart wanna twirl... #
0:02:07 > 0:02:10# And your singing makes me want to hurl... #
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Mum, that is not the Temper Hearts.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14That is Boy Banter. They are zero chill.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Oh, yeah, I like Zero Chill, too.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Mum, it doesn't mean what you think it means!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23I've learnt something important recently.
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Never call your mum boring... especially when she can hear you.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Yeah? Lovely!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Yep.- 'Are you having a good time?'
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- What are you wearing?! - This is all we could find.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39'Amber?'
0:02:39 > 0:02:43No, no. Just getting the kids off to school now. Say hi to Tony.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- BOTH:- Hi, Tony! - 'How are you doing?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- 'Are you getting ready? You should be going.'- No, we're not late.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- The clock is fast. - 'No, it runs slow!'- It's slow?
0:02:52 > 0:02:56- 'Yeah.'- Is it? Good. I did not know that.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Jake, stop!
0:03:01 > 0:03:02We're going to need this.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06And Millie reckons HER mum is uncool!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Honestly, I'm fine.- 'No, I'm checking the train times now.'
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Don't. Look, I am completely under control.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- '...there on time.' - OK, yeah, you just relax.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- 'Keep your eye on the ball.' - Yes, thank you(!) You know what
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- I always say?- 'What?' - Late is great.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24'Aye, but early is curly, you know that.'
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- It was the other way round yesterday.- Something has to be done.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Yeah.- Wait, Jake! Whoa!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- What's this?- Chocolate. - And olives.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Chocolate and olives, I know. Crazy!
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Who wants sandwiches?! They're so..boring, aren't they?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- You want to trade your chocolate for my olives?- This is weird!
0:03:46 > 0:03:47- Make it stop!- Me?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- You must have done something to Mum.- It's OK, girls,
0:03:50 > 0:03:52old people go a bit funny sometimes.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Not like this!
0:03:54 > 0:03:58- Is everything OK, Mum? - Everything's fine,
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Miss Millie! Zero chill.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06# From the bottom of my heart
0:04:06 > 0:04:07# We will never part. #
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Sort it!
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Oh, don't bother.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13I've got crisps for lunch. It's brilliant.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Aw, Kylie posted a picture of her new cat.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27It was so sweet. When it was the last one, she stuck up photos
0:04:27 > 0:04:29of it everywhere.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31I know...because it ran away.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Oh, a new Friend Request!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Who's Sunny Sharon?
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Oh, no, she's found us!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40ALERT TONE
0:04:40 > 0:04:42She's sent me a video.
0:04:42 > 0:04:47# I don't need no-one, see When I have you in... #
0:04:47 > 0:04:49That's Boys Alive!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52This is really bad!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Hi, gang! Good day at school? - Speak to you later.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Great.- Did you know that the Vikings invented the comb?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Erm...- We can't stop for long.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Kelly's mum is taking us to that new pizza place.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- Fran's going to be there.- I know. I read your online chat.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Mum! What have you done?! - Oh, this?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18I've been meaning to do that for a while, yeah.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Oh, by the way, I Friended Kylie and we got chatting
0:05:21 > 0:05:23and she says I can come tonight. How cool is that?!
0:05:26 > 0:05:31Oh, no. Mum online is a total nightmare.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Oh, just come back, man!
0:05:35 > 0:05:36But I'm on my judo-ercise course.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39It's just all getting too weird. I mean, Sharon's lost the plot.
0:05:39 > 0:05:44Hey, hey, I can chop a plank of balsa wood in half. Listen...
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Oof!
0:05:48 > 0:05:49You failed?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Might need to... saw it halfway through.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57But seriously, just come back. It's all girls and me. I'm outnumbered.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59'They're back.'
0:05:59 > 0:06:00I've got to go.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04And how was I supposed to know she liked Ryan?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06He is piffed, though.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Ah, it was, literally, the most amazing night ever!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13SHARON GIGGLES
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Aww!
0:06:15 > 0:06:19- Kylie is just ace. - Ace? Does that mean, like, on point?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Yeah. Whatevs.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I am going to help her with her band. Cooking and driving and stuff,
0:06:24 > 0:06:27because she can totally sing. Shame about her mum, though.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31She is just SO uncool. I mean, bookie or what?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Mum, please.- What?- Stop!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35This is brilliant! You're my bae!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Oh, I'm going to upload this.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Mum, isn't it time for your peppermint tea and the news?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Oh, don't be so lame! Right, who wants more ice cream?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51# There's sprinkles! #
0:06:51 > 0:06:54That was, literally, the least amazing night ever.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58It sounded pretty amazing from here. She's your bae?!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Now Mum's posting pictures of cats.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10We don't even HAVE a cat.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Our mum forgot to do the laundry again.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19She's trying to deal with all your dad's work calls.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20She wants him to have a relaxing break.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22At least I didn't have to get dressed.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Now, when I fall asleep in maths, I've got the right clothes on.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Yeah, and I'm dressed for double motorbiking.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Pretty cool, huh?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Shot fired!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Ouch!- What is it? - I don't think you'll want to see it.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Huh! Craig, stop sharing it!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41What is she doing?!
0:07:41 > 0:07:42I am, literally, about to cry.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Do you know that even know what's up with your mum?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- She swapped brains with Zoella? - I don't know anything,
0:07:48 > 0:07:51except that she's lost it.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54She overheard Millie talking the other night, saying she's boring.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Did you let her hear that?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58I meant boring, but in a good way!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00This stops now!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02I wish my mum was a bit more boring.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05She's always juggling too many plates and, with your dad away,
0:08:05 > 0:08:06they are starting to smash.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Still, at least it saves us having to wash them up.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Uh, why did I wish my mum was cool, like yours?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Huh! No!!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18What if we get my mum to see yours up close -
0:08:18 > 0:08:22show her the plates being smashed. What is she really bad at?
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Everything.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Except motorbikes and babies. - Not true.
0:08:26 > 0:08:31But there is one thing she is absolutely terrible at.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Fish fingers and chips!
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Enjoy!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37ANGEL TALKS ON PHONE
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Cooking - not her strong point.
0:08:43 > 0:08:48Right, so we will get her to cook dinner for us all, including my mum.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Then, she will see how terrible it is..
0:08:50 > 0:08:54And my mum will see how epically- organised and together yours is
0:08:54 > 0:08:55and stop trying to do too much.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02You fire up in the oxygen tank, right, but at the same time,
0:09:02 > 0:09:04you have got to fight four caranchas.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06GAMING TONES
0:09:06 > 0:09:09See that high score? Mate, that has taken me WEEKS!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Here, do you know Lauren? She wanted to play, right,
0:09:15 > 0:09:19but I had to say no. She'd only embarrass herself...obviously.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20OK, that sounds cool.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22It's a date. Thanks, Mum!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Fantastic! You're the best, Mum!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- BOTH:- See you later!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Yes, Tony, I forgot to do the laundry, but I am doing it now.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- 'I'm coming back.' - No, no. Do not come home.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- 'But you're not coping.' - Yeah, I've got this.- 'Have you?'
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- 'Really? I'm not so sure.' - In fact, I'm having a dinner party.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- That is how on top of things I am. - 'As long as you're happy.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- 'I'll see you soon.' - OK. All right, bye!- 'Bye.'
0:09:50 > 0:09:52SIGHING
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Maybe I'll do fish fingers.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58GAMING TONES
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Hiya!- Aren't you supposed to be at your dad's,
0:10:01 > 0:10:03for Operation Sort Out Sharon(?)
0:10:03 > 0:10:06I have got homework, but I'm bored. Give us a go on your game.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Seriously?
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Well, you'll be rubbish. - Might not be.- Yeah, you will be.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Erm..click there.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19And double click there.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Why am I going underground? - You hit "Dig".
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Oh!
0:10:24 > 0:10:25What's that?!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27It's a wererabbit.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28What does it do?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30HE LAUGHS
0:10:30 > 0:10:34I said you'd be rubbish! Do you want to play with some of my mates?
0:10:34 > 0:10:35What?! No way!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Just thought they could help you.
0:10:37 > 0:10:42- One is a medic, one gets very high scores...- OK, then.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Yeah, you can see the other colonists.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48OK, yeah, we could have a party and...
0:10:48 > 0:10:49But I...
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Nasty. And you're still rubbish.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54I'll get some popcorn.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58PHONE RINGS
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Hey, Dad.- Craig, mate. Look, I have been thinking,
0:11:00 > 0:11:03I don't want you outnumbered. I'm going to come home early.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06No, no, no. You're all right. I'm actually having a bit of a laugh.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Oh!
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Oh, OK. Good. Things are good here, too.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I can punch a hole in some Styrofoam.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15You da man!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Ara, Ninja!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Johnny, Lauren's playing the game.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26No, she's so NOT sick.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Look, spread the word.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33GAMING TONES
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Ready?- Ready.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- ALL:- Whoa!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50What happened?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Weird.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53I don't understand it.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55A parallel universe.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57It's the only explanation.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- Do you think so?- No!
0:11:59 > 0:12:01No.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Oh, hi, guys!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Dinner should be ready when your mum gets here.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08I just have a few calls to make for Tony. He's still on his break.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10But I am on top of everything.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12She's been taken over.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16- By aliens. - She's juggling all the plates.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18And they are even clean.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Right, my mum gets here soon.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24She can't see this. She will never get over it.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27We have to ruin everything.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29First, overcook dinner.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Second, we need to find something that's going to make a mess.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Volcano.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Oh, yeah, because we've obviously got a handy volcano(!)
0:12:40 > 0:12:42You know, just lying around.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Never underestimate Fran.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Ready? You might want to stand back.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54FROTHING
0:12:54 > 0:12:56It's going to blow!
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Yeah, we might need a LITTLE more messing up than that.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06I've got it. Your dad keeps his films in alphabetical order.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- There!- The problem is,
0:13:12 > 0:13:15we need to unleash mayhem., but we are both too neat.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19We need someone who can take this flat from tidy to "tornado hit it".
0:13:19 > 0:13:21My mum, usually.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22PINGING
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Oh, and my mum's nearly here.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28We need a walk-in disaster area.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Huh. I'm bored.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Who wants a spaghetti fight?
0:13:40 > 0:13:41This is fun.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Why aren't you dead yet? You should be dead.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45What is that number in the corner there?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47You've nearly reached my high score.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Eee!- Oh, why aren't you rubbish any more?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- Look, just give it here...- No!
0:13:52 > 0:13:55I'm the one that has made friends with all the wererabbits.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- What?!- Here, bunny-bunny.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01No, you can't make friends with them. That's impossible.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04ALERT TONE
0:14:07 > 0:14:08ALERT TONE
0:14:11 > 0:14:12ALERT TONE
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Why are you not back here?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18- MEDITATIONAL: - Because you said you were fine.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- What are you doing? - I'm trying to shatter a cracker,
0:14:21 > 0:14:23with the power of thought.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26You can't, of course. It's impossible, but that's the point.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28I will tell you what's not impossible -
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Lauren beating my high score.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Yes!!!- I've got to go.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I will have to shatter it with the power of my mouth.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40CRUNCHING
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Ninja!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Sweets?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Yeah, apparently Tony hid a whole packet before he left,
0:14:48 > 0:14:51so we could have a treasure hunt, but they are hard to find.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- And you only have one minute. - OK, but what kind of sweets?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- You know your favourites? - Yeah!- Those ones.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58OK, that's all I need to know!
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- What...? Jake?- Sweets, sweets! Where are the sweets?!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Oh, no, have you been at the lemonade?
0:15:11 > 0:15:12SMOKE ALARM BLEEPS
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Is that something burning?!
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- Oh!- Sweets, come to Jake!
0:15:20 > 0:15:21ROCK MUSIC BLARES
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Dinner is ruined!!
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Fran! Jake, what has got into you?!
0:15:26 > 0:15:30- I have only got one minute! - It's erupting! Mum, help!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32There is lava on the nibbles!
0:15:34 > 0:15:35DOORBELL RINGING
0:15:35 > 0:15:36I'll get it!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38PHONE RINGING
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Tony, not now!
0:15:48 > 0:15:49MUSIC OFF
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Sweets!- Cool!
0:15:51 > 0:15:52BOTH: What?!
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Yeah, this is totally sick. Safe. Millie, we should do our place
0:15:56 > 0:16:00a bit more like this. You know, sort of, exploding sofas,
0:16:00 > 0:16:03volcanoes, slight burning smell.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07- (I thought she couldn't handle the mess?- She can't. She'll crack soon.)
0:16:07 > 0:16:08(Watch carefully.)
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Look, I'm sorry that the place is, well, erupting.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Amber, mate...I love it!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- "Mate"?- "I love it"?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Yeah, it's like bear dench. - It's what?
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- It, erm, means cool. Yeah, doesn't it, Millie?- If you say so, Mum.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- What's up with her hand? - She's looking for something to fold.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32- She won't know she is doing it. - Dinner's a tiny bit burnt, sorry.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Oh, no, biggie!
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Who wants to waste time checking food and making sure it's edible?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40I mean, the less food, the less washing up.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42I'm all right!
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Would you like a nibble?
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Mm-hm.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46(Why is she biting her lip?)
0:16:46 > 0:16:48(She's spotted the DVD that's not in alphabetical order.)
0:16:48 > 0:16:50(She's close to the edge.)
0:16:50 > 0:16:52It just needs...
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Jake! Is that a sweet over there?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Huh!
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Sweets! Oh!
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Oh, Sharon, I am so, so sorry.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Oh, yeah. Chillax.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09I actually quite like the orange and lime green combo.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Actually, I, sort of, see what you mean!
0:17:12 > 0:17:16- Wonder what grey and orange would look like?- Only one way to find out.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Oh!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Bear dench.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20On point.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27ALERT TONE
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Cake!
0:17:44 > 0:17:47For you, Lauren. It's all for you.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Been saving this up since I was six years old.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Want my Tooth Fairy money?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Look at that! Then you could buy your own one of these.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56RATTLING
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Yas!!- Let me play one of your favourite tunes.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04MUSIC PLAYS
0:18:08 > 0:18:09Check this out.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Yes!!
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Yes!!!
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Ha-ha!!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20No!!!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- How did you..?- Just because you're slow doesn't mean everyone else is.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Shouldn't have laughed at me on the bus, then, should you?
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Right, I'm off to go do my homework. See ya!
0:18:38 > 0:18:39ALERT TONE
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Mum's still going to blow. I can tell.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Just needs one more little thing.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54The straw that made the camel's back totally lose its cool.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57ADULTS LAUGH TOGETHER
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Pepper. You can put pepper on everything. Loads of pepper.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02OK, great.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03So, we need a spoon and...
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Oh, yes!
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Cancel the pepper. This is our secret weapon.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Cutlery?
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Exactly.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Mum, can you help me set the table?
0:19:19 > 0:19:20This drawer here.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Safe!
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Are you OK?
0:19:25 > 0:19:26How do they find anything?
0:19:26 > 0:19:30I mean, it's all, you know... You need spaces and compartments.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Knives, forks, spoons. It's just the way it is!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35I think I should just get... You'll get cutlery madness!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39It's no good. I can't let this happen.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43- Sharon? - Millie, Fran, Amber - stop wiping.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- Eh, I think we'll be OK. - I'm sure you will,
0:19:45 > 0:19:47- with a drawer like that. - Excuse me?!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50I mean, why do you even have a volcano in here?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53It was Fran's homework project last month and...
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Why DO we have a volcano in here?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Millie, why did you show me the cutlery drawer. You know me
0:19:59 > 0:20:01and cutlery drawers!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03And why was Jake looking for sweets?
0:20:03 > 0:20:08I... I thought that maybe you could use some tips from Sharon.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09Tips?!
0:20:10 > 0:20:14- Oh, there's no need to ask who helped you with all this!- We thought
0:20:14 > 0:20:18you would stop trying to act cooler than Amber.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Hey, hey, hey! Your mum is fine as she is. She is very...cool.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Thank you.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25And your mum is fine as she is, too.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29- Mm-hm.- Even if she is a little bit disorganised.- Am I?
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Well, I suppose I am... if you're a little bit uptight.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Uptight?!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38At least I've got a spoon compartment!
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- At least I don't dress like my nan. - There is nothing wrong
0:20:41 > 0:20:43with the way I dress.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- You are obsessed.- You started it! - I so did not start it!
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- You did start it! - I so did not start it!
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Craig...
0:20:52 > 0:20:55It's too late. The zombie movie's over.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57The zombies won. Lauren beat my high score.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- Did she eat your brains, as well? - She might as well have.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02My life is over.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05With these mind-control techniques that I have learnt,
0:21:05 > 0:21:07we can crush Lauren's highest score. Watch this...
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Whoa, Dad, how did you do that?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- There was a thing behind it! - No, there wasn't.- Yes, there was.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- Wasn't.- Was!- Don't mess with me!
0:21:21 > 0:21:22I am a Ninja.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28It's really not a problem, Sharon.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32- Why don't you take the cloth? - I wasn't meaning to be rude.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- I was just trying the help. - It's completely fine.- I'm sorry!
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Look, Mum, I know I called you boring and you're not.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Well, you are,
0:21:41 > 0:21:43but in a cool way.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44See?
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Eh, not really.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49And it's useful having my clothes all sorted by colour,
0:21:49 > 0:21:52you know, in case I get invited to...
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- A rainbow party!- Yeah!
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Sorted by colour?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Just sorted would be good.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Or even there, at all.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05I guess you are just a bit TOO cool sometimes.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Aren't I even a bit boring?
0:22:07 > 0:22:08A bit.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- We're just going to go and... - Clean up in there!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- The food looked nice. - Oh, it was really a takeaway.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Oh, I do that sometimes.- Yeah?!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Yeah, the girls never know!
0:22:26 > 0:22:30- Well, it's ruined now, anyway, so... - Oh, never mind.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31Actually...
0:22:34 > 0:22:36..beef casserole.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38You carry an emergency casserole in your bag?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Only when I come to yours.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44It's quite hard, you know,
0:22:44 > 0:22:48looking after kids who are used to the world's most perfect mum.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50No, do you know how hard it is, now they hang out with the world's
0:22:50 > 0:22:52coolest biker chick?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54I suppose I am pretty cool!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Well...I'm pretty perfect.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58And I love your hair, by the way. It's ace.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Oh, no-one says ace any more.- Oh. - No, it's "sick".
0:23:01 > 0:23:02It's sick.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Sorry, do you mind..?
0:23:06 > 0:23:07Can I just..?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13And breathe.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18I can't do boring.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19It's just so boring.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Hey! I'm back!
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Tony, I told you not to come home!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Well, I had to. My holiday was over.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Oh, yeah!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31It looks like things haven't fallen apart without me.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Of course not. Like I said, everything is under control.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Will you do this?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- You're back!- Hey!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Thank goodness!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Oh, and thanks for the treasure hunt, by the way.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54- How did you all get on? - Actually, Mum has coped pretty well.
0:23:54 > 0:24:00And Fran will be making packed lunches for us all, all week. Cool?
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Cool!
0:24:04 > 0:24:10Well, maybe I've never been cool. I mean what is "cool"? Define cool.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Not dressing your entire family in matching fleeces.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Ah, well, perhaps I could be a bit more chillaxed.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21- Don't ever say that again.- Right, I'll be calmer. I'll be cool.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23I'll be calm.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25So, Craig - bah-ah! -
0:24:25 > 0:24:29Lauren totally dissed you. Everyone is talking about it online!
0:24:29 > 0:24:32That is WAY shameful, dude!
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Yeah. I'll Unfriend everyone tomorrow.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Ooh! Look out! Chlorantula!
0:24:41 > 0:24:45Like I said, Mum's great and so is Amber.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48But in this world, some people are cool and some...
0:24:54 > 0:24:57..some just like to know where their spoons are.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03# La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la
0:25:03 > 0:25:05# La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la
0:25:05 > 0:25:08# La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la
0:25:08 > 0:25:10# La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la
0:25:10 > 0:25:17# La, la-la, la-la, la-la
0:25:17 > 0:25:18# Aaaaaah... #