0:00:02 > 0:00:04MUSIC ON RADIO IN BACKGROUND
0:00:07 > 0:00:09No matter how many times he does it,
0:00:09 > 0:00:12I will never get used to seeing Mike drink a cabbage.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Ah!- Oh...- Yuck. - Sorry, did you want some?
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Oh! Sunny Shopper!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22What's happened now?
0:00:22 > 0:00:23I don't want to talk about it.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Three, two, one...
0:00:25 > 0:00:28They took down my "veggies are out of this world" display.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31I made a whole vegetable solar system.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Oh, that boss! It's him that should be getting made redundant, not me.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Everybody loved my cucumber space rocket.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- Say that again?- Everybody loved my cucumber space rocket.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42No, before that.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Oh, um... I'm getting made redundant.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46That doesn't sound good.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50- What's it mean? - It means her job is going.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Going where?- Going bye-bye.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56I'm being replaced with a self-service checkout.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59So long, Sunny Shopper. Vroom!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32This is a disaster. We're going to have to move!
0:01:32 > 0:01:33And only eat beans on toast!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36And what about those Uff boots Mum was going to buy me?
0:01:36 > 0:01:39At least YOU'VE got your priorities straight(!)
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Mum said they had to cut back on staff,
0:01:41 > 0:01:44but she had better ideas than anyone there.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47I'll tell you why I'm dressed as a lobster.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48I didn't ask.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50International Seafood Day at work.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54'OK, so her live lobster lucky dip was a fail.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55- 'But you have to expect...' - Stop that.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57'..ups and downs with someone uncreative.'
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I don't see what YOU'RE so smug about.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01You can forget about that school trip.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- What? No. Mum promised. - That was before.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Before, when we had all the broken biscuits and dented tins
0:02:08 > 0:02:10we ever wanted.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12So, I was meant to be going on this school trip
0:02:12 > 0:02:16to an outdoor adventure centre. But maybe we all have to make sacrifices.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18This is huge. I have to tell Dad.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- If Mum asks us to... - SHE GASPS
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Mum, how did you do that?! - Invisibility apron.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Now, don't go blabbing to your dad. Because it's none of his business.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30I'm sure there's lots of jobs out there for really old people...
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Experienced people. - Really?- We'll be fine. Really.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Now, come and have your tea. It's your favourite. Beans on toast.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Ohhhh!
0:02:40 > 0:02:41She loves beans on toast.
0:02:41 > 0:02:46Mum, I'll understand if you have to cancel my school trip.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48That's really sweet of you,
0:02:48 > 0:02:51but I'll be getting a wee payoff from Sunny Shopper, so...
0:02:51 > 0:02:54we'll be all right.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Yes!
0:02:56 > 0:03:01So, the trip is still on and I get extra credit for offering. Result!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04You're going to have to open it at some point, you know.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Letters from the taxman are never good news.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Yeah, you're right. Just ignore it(!)
0:03:09 > 0:03:11I mean, what's the worst that could happen? Prison?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14And probably not even a high-security one.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- It's a refund!- What?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19They're sending me...800 quid!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- 800 quid!- Yes!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25I can get that next-generation games console
0:03:25 > 0:03:28with the HD V-smart VR goggles!
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Are we blowing it, then?
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- We?- Cos I'd love a walkie-talkie for my bike helmet.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Did someone say we won some money? - Aye, here we go.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Can we finally get a tiger?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- That might be a bit impractical.- Aw!
0:03:39 > 0:03:44- OK, What about a micro-pig?- Mm-hm. - They're much easier and so cute.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- Come on, please.- Please!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Then we can feed it to the tiger.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Mum, where's my PE kit?
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- Watch where you're going! - I can't. I've lost my glasses.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Has anyone seen my callipers?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Callipers. PE kit.- Thank you. - Your specs.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Mum...- What?
0:04:06 > 0:04:11- What are you wearing?- Oh! Silly me.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I'm on autopilot, yeah.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18When you're on the scrapheap, funny things happen to your brain.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- You going to be OK?- Of course. Yeah. I'm fine.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Remember, a setback is often an opportunity in a wig.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- What?- In disguise.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Yeah. Thanks, Mike.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Right, off you go. Don't be late. - Bye.- Bye.- Bye, Mum.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42SHE SIGHS
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Right.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46MUSIC ON RADIO
0:04:46 > 0:04:51"Dog walker. Must have own scoop."
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Hmm. Maybe not.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57"Dinner lady."
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Hmm. No, not since seeing Craig eat.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01SHE SIGHS
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Re-dun-dant.
0:05:05 > 0:05:11"Unnecessary or surplus to requirement."
0:05:11 > 0:05:12SHE SIGHS
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I'm unnecessary.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21THERE'S my birthing beanbag!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Argh!
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Tony!
0:05:24 > 0:05:29- Sorry. They're letting me test out the VR goggles.- That is well freaky.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Is that for your pregnant ladies?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Yeah, something to hold on to when they're all, you know...
0:05:33 > 0:05:35SHE GROANS
0:05:35 > 0:05:37But it seems to have lost all the beans.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38BOTH: Jake.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Listen, I'm sorry about the kids pestering you.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43It's no bother.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- No, it's your money. You should do with it what you want.- Thanks.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Although that bike walkie-talkie IS on sale.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57You're flying around Venus or whatever. Sorry. I should go.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Oh, this is hopeless!
0:05:59 > 0:06:03I'm going to wind up disappointing someone and I worried it'll be me.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06What about putting it towards a break for all of us?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08That would be the mature, sensible thing to do.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Blow it on a holiday. Hmm.
0:06:20 > 0:06:25We don't just dump our coats on the floor, do we? We use a hook.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Look. There's yours, Craig.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- It's not like it's got my name on it.- Actually...
0:06:33 > 0:06:35..it does.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44I don't like the look of this.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49She's ironed our pants!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52And where's all my Timber Heart stuff?
0:06:52 > 0:06:53And my books?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56CRAIG SHRIEKS
0:06:56 > 0:06:59I can literally...see my floor!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Everything gone.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Months of hard work ruined!
0:07:05 > 0:07:09And she opened my window and let all this air in.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Extreme tidying.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Mum! What's got into you?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24You don't need all that clutter.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I'm taking it to the car-boot sale.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Not my books, you're not.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29You mustn't be afraid to let go.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31No. YOU let go!
0:07:31 > 0:07:35No. What, why...? Mum!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Sharon has completely lost it.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43She colour-coded my sock drawer!
0:07:44 > 0:07:49She's now thrown away all my pants with holes in them.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Which means I have no pants.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52You're going commando? Gross!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55No offence, mate, but that is gross. Right, we need to stop her.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57This is classic avoidance activity.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- What's that? - Like when you have a bubble bath
0:08:00 > 0:08:02when you should be doing your homework.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Someone needs to have a word with Sharon,
0:08:03 > 0:08:05find out what's bothering her.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Me? Again?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Why am I always the one to have a word?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Because you're the best at it.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19OK, flattery will get you everywhere.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21- I'll talk to her. - Right, I'm off to Dad's.
0:08:21 > 0:08:26- Remember, no blabbing about Mum. - Please, what do you take me for?
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Mum's been made redundant. But you didn't hear it from me, all right?
0:08:30 > 0:08:35Oh, no, she loved that job. Well, she'll be OK. Not to worry.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Not to worry? She used to have a job and a uniform,
0:08:37 > 0:08:40and now she has turned into a mad house-botherer.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Don't let her cuddly outside fool you.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Inside she's as tough as nails. Believe me, I know.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46She'll be fine.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Thanks, Dad.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Besides, it could be a good thing.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I used to have a regular job.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Look at me now.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Dad, you're in your dressing gown, hitting golf balls into a shoe.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Living the dream. This is what happiness looks like.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06I'm freelance. I work my own hours.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Just giving you a heads-up.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Anything that I can do to help?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12You could buy me some Uff boots.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Right, join the queue.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24My pay-out from Sunny Shopper.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27It's not much, is it, after all those years?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Still, it's your school trip and Lauren's boots taken care of.
0:09:30 > 0:09:35Mum, your CV is great. Anyone would love to have you.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- So why the avoidance activity?- Hmm?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41What? What avoidance activity?
0:09:44 > 0:09:48I just want to work somewhere where my ideas are listened to.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Not squashed like rotten tomatoes.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Maybe you should...
0:09:53 > 0:09:56open up a shop. Veggie World.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Do you know, I used to have this crazy idea that
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I'd start a business from home.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Yes, do it!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Now is the perfect time.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Millie, I've been put out to pasture. Recycled.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Replaced with a machine that says, "Put item in bagging area."
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- I'm not exactly feeling very confident.- Well, you should.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Because you are brilliant.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21You made Sir Whiffalot for me when I was five.
0:10:21 > 0:10:26- It's a very funny name for a pony. - Oh, I always thought he was a dog.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28See? I can't start my own business!
0:10:28 > 0:10:32I can't even make a pony that doesn't look like a puppy.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35If I went on Dragons' Den with that, they'd just laugh at me.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37You never know until you've tried.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40I suppose it wouldn't hurt to try and have a few ideas.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43But, you know, if I do start my own business,
0:10:43 > 0:10:45I'm going to need this, and more.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- And, well, you know what that means?- No school trip.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51And Lauren shouting because no Uff boots.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53But this is more important.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56OK. I'll try it.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57For one day.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00But let just keep this between you and I for now, yeah?
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Thanks, Millie.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08What have I done?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11What if all her ideas are bonkers and it all goes pear-shaped?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14I'll have blown my school trip for nothing.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Well, how did it go? Does she need a foot rub?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19You can hold a lot of negative thoughts in your feet.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Is she going to leave the house? Get another job?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Or is she going to mess up my socks again?!
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Um, everything is fine!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28She'll start on that job search first thing in the morning.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- Oh-ho!- Thank goodness.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34See, I knew you'd get her to do the sensible thing.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- AMBER:- Oh, I can't wait to tell Fran and Jake.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43What?
0:11:43 > 0:11:47I was thinking, maybe I should... save my money instead.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Well, you ARE saving it. For the holiday.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52At which point, you'll be spending it on us.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I mean, until Sharon gets a new job.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57What if the girls need a bit more support?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02And that's why you're the guy for me.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Even though I am gutted.- I'm sorry.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06And hooray.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11- Are we going to Spain?- No.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Tony just clicked on an ad by mistake.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Wicked! Look.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Is that the stuffing from my birthing beanbag?
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- I can make an indoor snowstorm. - No, no, please don't. No, no. Jake!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22HAIRDRYER WHIRS
0:12:27 > 0:12:30So, I couldn't find my school stuff this morning,
0:12:30 > 0:12:32and it turns out your mum put it on my shelf.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I mean, who's going to look there? It's just ridiculous.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38I'm sure Sharon will have calmed down.
0:12:44 > 0:12:49- Mum!- Oh, hi, love. I've been having so much fun.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Watch this.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52- FIZZING - Oops.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54POP!
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- Why are you home so early? - I'm not early.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00- I need to tidy up before they... - Too late.- Hello.
0:13:00 > 0:13:05Does anyone smell smoke and fried... watermelon?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Sharon, you've obviously been under a lot of pressure.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Perhaps more than we realised. - It's fine.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Everyone, stop saying, "It's fine." Mum, you've lost it!
0:13:13 > 0:13:14I'm not sure she ever had it.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16I honestly haven't.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Well, then, what's the matter, Sharon?- It's all Millie's fault.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23- You! You always make things into a disaster!- What happened to...
0:13:23 > 0:13:25"Because you're the best"?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- FRAN:- I sent you a picture of my new cagoule.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32It's on the equipment list. For the trip.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36The thing is, I'm probably not going.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38What? Why?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42This isn't about the money, is it? Since...
0:13:42 > 0:13:44you know, your mum got sacked?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Made redundant.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50- Wait, how do you know about that? - Lauren told your dad.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- It's nothing to be embarrassed about.- Having a blabbermouth sister?
0:13:54 > 0:13:55No. Needing to save money.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I just don't want people feeling sorry for me.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00It's me I feel sorry for.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Who's going to hold my hand on the high ropes now?
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Starting a business?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I was thinking about what you said the other morning.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12"Has anyone seen my callipers?"
0:14:12 > 0:14:15No. How a setback might be an opportunity.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Yeah, but to start a business, you have to have a good idea.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20I've got some.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Like what? Like that thing in the hall?
0:14:23 > 0:14:26What is that, by the way, Sharon?
0:14:26 > 0:14:28It's a pop-up garden shed.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Only it won't pop down.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Or a chocolate monkey hand.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33That's meant to be an edible glove.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Why would you... Never mind.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37And that's just the start.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40You're going to need other stuff, like money and experience.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Oh, you're right. People like me don't do something like this.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Even my own family don't think I can.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Yeah, I feel like that.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Why have a dream if it's going to be crushed?
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Hey, no, that's not what I meant.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54What I said was, you know,
0:14:54 > 0:14:58you can't build Rome in a day... on your own... out of stuffing.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Or chocolate monkey hands.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03She's got loads of other ideas. Better ones.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06We can all help. We can all pitch in and volunteer ideas.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08- No way.- That's an order.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12This is what life is all about - taking risks, living dangerously.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14You're so not selling this to me.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Right, we are officially a think tank,
0:15:21 > 0:15:24so no criticism, keep the energy flowing around the circle.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Don't let it get trapped in the corners.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28But, Dad, circles don't have corners.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31I know. Because then it would be a square.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33And you cannot drive a car with square wheels.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37So, positive energy in the circle.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38The calendar scarf.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42You put your dates in these and you wear them.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Combining two uses. Sorting your life out...
0:15:44 > 0:15:46And keeping your neck warm.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52Fashion shoes. But with a heel at the front for walking downhill.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57That is literally the worst idea I've ever heard.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Craig... Stay positive.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03POSITIVELY the worst idea I've ever heard.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Fine.
0:16:05 > 0:16:10These are inspired by my days at Sunny Shopper.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Food cushions. - CRAIG: What, cushions you can eat?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15You can't actually eat them, Craig.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Well, what's the point in that?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20I have created an app which allows you to see
0:16:20 > 0:16:21when your parents are going to get home.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25And I call it the Parent Tracker.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26What would you need that for?
0:16:28 > 0:16:33Never lose your glasses again with...phone glasses.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35PHONE BEEPS
0:16:35 > 0:16:37This is MY phone!
0:16:37 > 0:16:38It's only a prototype.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41I've missed four likes, two chats and a ping!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Drawer Angels.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47A personal drawer-tidying service. "Your drawers are our business."
0:16:47 > 0:16:50You might want to rethink the slogan.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51I'm out.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53For the last time, this isn't Dragons' Den.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56So what do we all think, then?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:17:03 > 0:17:07- This is hopeless!- I think we should do them all. I love 'em.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Oh, Dad, the circle is over. It's time to be honest.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14I can only afford one shot. It has to be right.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Then we've got to find someone neutral to test them.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Where are we going to find anyone?
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Leave it to us, Mum. Me and Lauren will find someone...somewhere.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- What is a focus group?- A bunch of opticians on holiday?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Funny(!)
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Whatever it is, it costs loads.- And what if they don't like anything?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39For that price, they should like it all.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Mum's already started making prototypes.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Maybe we could help narrow that down.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47- Hello. Did you find anywhere? - Not yet.- We're still working on it.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51- We can't do this here. - Right, let's take this over to Dad.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Chuck me my phone.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Never lose your hairbrush again!
0:17:58 > 0:17:59I'm seriously going to kill you!
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Hi, Dad.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10So, Shazza's going freelance. Good on her.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- I could give her some tips. - On shoe golf?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15OK, we are going to need some privacy.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Oi, don't touch that. It's not yours.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20This looks nice. Good design.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22But a serious fire hazard.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Does it still count as one of your five a day?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Fran, can you give me a hand with this?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28I have to get ready for work.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32- Are you thinking what I'm taking? These guys are neutral.- And free.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36- But what would Mum think? - We don't have to tell her.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39We'll make up a website. She'll never know. She's over 30.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44OK, guys, we think you should test out her ideas.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47What, us?
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- Is Mum OK with that?- Yeah, she's... fine. She just wants guinea pigs.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- You guys are getting guinea pigs? Wicked!- She means us.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- What, so we're going to have to eat those little pellets?- No!
0:18:57 > 0:19:01It sounds like a giggle. What do you reckon, team, eh?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03These'll do nicely.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Right, going to have to love you and leave you, I'm afraid. Bye!
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Right, well, we will road-test this lot
0:19:10 > 0:19:13in a fair-minded and totally impartial manner.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16And if they're pants, we'll say so. Come on, let's get started.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Hmm.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Sparkies Electrics. You'll get a buzz from us.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Hang on. Er, let me see.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Sorry, when did you say? January?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31January...
0:19:31 > 0:19:35Um, would... Hello? Hello?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37HE SIGHS
0:19:38 > 0:19:40OK. This is good.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Oh!
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Maybe not.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Pop down!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Oh!
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Don't just stand there. Help!
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Pop-up shed!
0:19:59 > 0:20:02It's Parent Tracker. We've got about two minutes.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Quick. Let's hide the evidence.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- Any news from the testing people the girls found?- Oh, not yet.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16They said they'd be some time. They're professionals.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- What were they called? - The girls told me. I wrote it down.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25"Consumer Testo Product Focus."
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Consumer Testo Product Focus?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Dot com. - Let's have a look at their website.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39"Page not found."
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Could try turning it on and off again?
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Probably best to wait for one of the kids to help.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47PHONE RINGS
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Hello.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Oh, yes, this is she.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Thank you. That's very flattering.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Could you hold on a second?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Lauren couldn't make it, but I'm here.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04So fire away. What did you think?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Well, some of the ideas were good.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11But had one awful, fatal flaw.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13And some didn't.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16But were absolutely rubbish.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Except Parent Tracker.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Oh, yeah, Parent Tracker was brill.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Aye, as long as we could have Kid Tracker as well.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Are you having one, too? That would spoil everything!
0:21:26 > 0:21:29So, you mean, that's it? Back to the drawing board?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I'm afraid so.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34We did say we'd tell you if they were pants.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38And they were. Sorry.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41This is what I was afraid of.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45Mum's ideas are exactly like Craig's pants.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47They've all got to go in the bin.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51Now I won't get to go on my school trip, oh, and, even worse,
0:21:51 > 0:21:53I'll to break the bad news to Mum.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Not one of them?
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Sorry, Mum.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Oh, well, it was fun while it lasted.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Oh, come on, you're just getting warmed up.- Yeah.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08What about that edible glove? What if you made it not edible?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Then it'd just be a glove.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Right, come on, all aboard the think tank. Whoo-whoo!
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Dad, please, no!
0:22:15 > 0:22:18It's all right. I've got some good news.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20I had a call from Sunny Shopper.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23They're opening another store, and they want me to apply.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25They're going to give me a quick call back
0:22:25 > 0:22:27when I've had time to think. But...
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Well, now I've decided.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- That's great, Sharon. Well done. - PHONE RINGS
0:22:32 > 0:22:35That's probably her now.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36Hello.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Sharon? It's Amber.- Oh, hello.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Would you like Millie or Lauren?
0:22:41 > 0:22:42I've just got off shift
0:22:42 > 0:22:45and I was giving you a ring about your foodie cushions.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46My what?
0:22:46 > 0:22:49You know how we've been testing your business ideas over here?
0:22:49 > 0:22:51You've been testing them?
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Except the cushions. I took them to work.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56'See, Jake emptied my birthing beanbag.'
0:22:56 > 0:22:57It's snowing!
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Jake, would you stop that, please?
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Anyway, I grabbed the bag of cushions
0:23:02 > 0:23:06because I had to take something, and everyone went wild over them.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08And believe me, these are women with a lot on their minds.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Anything else?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13It's just that I've got over 20 pre-orders
0:23:13 > 0:23:16if you do end up making them. They loved the broccoli bolster.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18One of the dads tried to walk off with it.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24OK, well, I just thought I'd let you know. And good luck.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25- 'Thanks. Bye.'- Bye.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Tony tested them?!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32I thought you said it was the Product Testo Focus thingy!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35I asked you NOT to tell him, but you did.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39And you got him to test MY products, which... They're all rubbish!
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- I mean, whose idea was that?- Hers.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- They're neutral.- What? Tony? Neutral?
0:23:45 > 0:23:48It wasn't just Dad, it was the lot of them.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51How can I trust what your dad's girlfriend and her kids say?!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54If you can't trust your family, who can you trust?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- But they're not my family. - But they're ours.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- So don't listen to them, then. Just do what you want!- No, no, no!
0:24:00 > 0:24:03This has gone on long enough. I'm-I'm so embarrassed!
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Hey, hang on. What did Amber actually say?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09You know, she took them into work, without my permission,
0:24:09 > 0:24:13and she got all these advance orders and interest and stuff.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17So, people that you don't know loved them and wanted to buy them?
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Yeah.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Even whilst they were having babies?
0:24:22 > 0:24:25I'm going to get this all over social media like a rash.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27And Craig will volunteer to do you a website.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- What? No, I won't.- That's an order.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32I think you need to learn what the word "volunteer" means.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I can help with stuffing.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35And I can take on extra classes.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38PHONE RINGS
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Hello.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Oh, yes, hello.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Um, I have had time to think about it.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50And...well...
0:24:50 > 0:24:52something else has come up for me.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55So...
0:24:55 > 0:24:56Thank you.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Well...
0:25:00 > 0:25:02So long, Sunny Shopper!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04DOORBELL
0:25:09 > 0:25:14- Hi, Fran.- Hi.- Is that your new cagoule?- No. It's yours.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18- Mine?- You're coming on the trip. I told your dad about it.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- He said he'd cough up.- Really?!
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Wow!
0:25:22 > 0:25:28- Thanks, Fran.- Got to go. See you on the high ropes!- Bye.- Bye.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34PHONE RINGS
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- Hi.- Hi, Dad. Thanks.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41It's no bother. I had a bit of a windfall and...
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Well, I was going to blow it on me, to be honest,
0:25:44 > 0:25:46but then everyone got in on the act, so...
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Why not treat them? They're family, too.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52When Fran told us about it, the first thing they all said was
0:25:52 > 0:25:55I should make sure you go. And I agree.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Lauren went and Jake'll go and...
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Well, this is your turn. You and Fran.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03You are so ace, Dad!
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Just doing my job. You go and have fun.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11That was a couple of weeks ago.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15And now Lauren's doing what she does best - getting the word out.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16PHONE BEEPING
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Oh!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20And, yeah, she got her new Uff boots.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23And Craig's website's gone live...
0:26:23 > 0:26:27after Mum deleted all of his Parent Tracking pages.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29And Mike...
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Well, he's been taking so many extra Ab Attack classes,
0:26:32 > 0:26:34he's like one big ab.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38And...I'm off!
0:26:38 > 0:26:42High ropes. The bog run. Abseiling!
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Basically, six days of sheer terror.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48But compared to round here, it should feel like a rest.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52And I'm taking a cabbage to help me recover.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53- Hey!- What?