0:00:02 > 0:00:04Oh, I LOVE getting the old albums out.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Really takes me back.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Oh, I remember that holiday!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Dad got locked in the caravan toilet!
0:00:10 > 0:00:12And then got stuck trying to climb out the window!
0:00:12 > 0:00:14- It was awesome!- It was embarrassing.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18You should've been there! Though that would've been a bit weird.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20- Whoa! Is that Lauren?- Ha-ha!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Oh, Mum! How did you even get that?
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Oh, it's an old school photo. You look really sweet.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Nice pigtails(!)
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Shut up! No-one can ever see this.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34This is, er, this is Justin. He's my new mate.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Nice to meet you all.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Oh! Not again!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55# La-la la la la la la la la
0:00:55 > 0:00:57# La-la la la la la la la la
0:00:57 > 0:01:00# La-la la la la la la la la
0:01:00 > 0:01:02# La-la la la la la la la la
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- # La la la la la - # La-la la la la la la la la
0:01:06 > 0:01:11- # La la la la la - # La-la la la la la la la la. #
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Extend your left hand and make a loose fist,
0:01:17 > 0:01:22and put your thumb in between your first and second fingers. Lauren?
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Hmm? Yeah, right - fingers!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Lauren, don't you need to, like, straighten your hair or something?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31He's just teaching me how to play.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32You're a natural, Lauren.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34A natural what, though?
0:01:35 > 0:01:37DAD: Hey! We could all rock out together!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Dad! Don't.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Justin, how exactly did you and Craig become friends?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Our teacher asked Craig to show me the ropes on my first day.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Yeah, Justin's just moved schools.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51It's a bit of a sad story, to be honest - don't really want to
0:01:51 > 0:01:55go into it, but, well, the thing is, my dad kind of got ill.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Oh, no!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59And we needed to move house to be nearer his hospital.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Things like that really make you realise...
0:02:01 > 0:02:05..that life is a precious gift
0:02:05 > 0:02:07and we should never waste it.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Seize every moment.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Wow! Yeah.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14That is so deep.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Eurgh!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- WHISPERS:- Stop it! - What? I was just feeling a bit sick.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Sorry, Justin. She's really warped.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28It's OK. Cut her some slack.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31You were young once, too!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Oh, true! You want to see a picture?
0:02:33 > 0:02:34No, Millie!
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Um, listen, how about we, er, go and chill in the chill zone?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Well, nice meeting you all.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Mwah, mwah, mwah! Oh, Justin!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50As if I'd actually fancy one of Craig's friends!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Then, why are you drooling?
0:02:52 > 0:02:53I'm not drooling. Oh!
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Something you've got to understand about my sister Lauren
0:02:59 > 0:03:02is that she totally loses it when she has a crush on a boy.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06And who do you think suffers when this happens?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09I swear, he totally looked at me in Maths today for, like,
0:03:09 > 0:03:10a whole second.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Do you think I should work up the courage to, like, actually,
0:03:14 > 0:03:16properly talk to him tomorrow?
0:03:16 > 0:03:20I think you should let me get some sleep!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Yep, you guessed it - me!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Snorgaloids have invaded Sector Seven.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32We are the only things that stand between them and the Earth.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34But we're not alone, Captain Tony.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Not as long as we have Commander Starlight!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Ah, the bravest space bear in the known galaxy!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Hey! How's the presentation going?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Ah, er, not bad.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49"Hello" - that's it?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- So far.- Wow! If I was giving a talk to over 100 people
0:03:51 > 0:03:54in a couple of days, I think I'd want more than "hello".
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Well, it'll have to wait.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Jake and I have been tasked with a very important mission.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02And speaking at a work do isn't an important mission?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04A mission to the planet Boring!
0:04:07 > 0:04:12Oh, come on! Justin's so cheesy, you could spread him on a cracker.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Oh, I thought he seemed like a really nice boy.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Thoughtful, sensitive, cool - reminds me of a young me.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24Justin is kind and wise and handsome and deep and handsome.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26You said handsome twice.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- POP MUSIC PLAYS - So, over here I've got my bed!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Yeah, the whole "looking like a bed" thing was a giveaway.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38I just kind of lay here and sleep, and stuff.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Over here I've got my, er, wardrobe.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43That's for putting clothes in and that.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Defo a bedroom, then. - Here I've got my speakers.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48And they're for...music.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Yeah. So, what...what bands are you into, man?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52You heard of Flamebox?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Flamebox? They're all right. Bit over.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00Yeah! Who'd listen to them, eh? Well rubbish.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03So, tell me more about Lauren. Does she have a boyfriend?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06A boyfriend? Who'd go out with her?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Right. Right.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Anyway, I'd better get home.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Just need to use your loo.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15My toilet is your toilet.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Cheers...I think.
0:05:17 > 0:05:23POP MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:23 > 0:05:26# Cos you keep me hanging on
0:05:26 > 0:05:29# Keep me hanging on
0:05:29 > 0:05:31# Keep me hanging on... #
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Amber, I wanted to ask your advice.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Did you have any feelings for anyone when you were my age?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Ooh! Who's the lucky boy?
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Nobody! I'm asking for a friend.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52Um, she has this crush on Craig's new... Just on some boy.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57OK. My advice - to your friend - would be to play it cool.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- Boys are like kangaroos.- Furry?
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Jumpy.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03So, not too needy.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Play a little hard to get. It'll make him all the more keen.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- Play it cool.- Mm-hm.- OK.
0:06:08 > 0:06:13You're the best, Amber. I'm going to tell my friend.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- Hey. Hey, Dad!- Hey, sweetheart.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I think someone has a crush.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20- What, on a boy?- Mm-hm.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Nah. She's too young.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25She has to grow up, Tony. It's like the law of the galaxy.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Except for the daughters of space captains. She's my little girl.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Mmm.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- Ah, there we go! - You need a whisk?
0:06:33 > 0:06:34This isn't a whisk.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37It's a jet-propelling molecular discombobulator.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Uh-uh.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39THEY LAUGH
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Do-do-do-do, whirrrrrrrrrr!
0:06:41 > 0:06:45I think Justin's younger sister's in my class. She started today.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Oh, is she all peachy-perfect too?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51She seems nice. You know, you sound a teeny bit jealous.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55- Why would I be jealous of Justin? - Cos everyone thinks he's great.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- I don't. I think he's shifty.- Why?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01I don't want Lauren getting a crush on him.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04The last time she had a crush, she kept throwing me
0:07:04 > 0:07:07out of the bedroom cos she wanted to practise kissing, with her hand!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10"Mwah, mwah, mwah! Oh, Shane!"
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Er, Millie?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I do not have a crush!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Is that lipstick on your hand?
0:07:19 > 0:07:20No!
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Now, get out. I've got stuff to do. Get out!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Out!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36You are cool and collected!
0:07:41 > 0:07:47CHATTER
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Hey, Lauren.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Like, totally whatever.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Um, how are you?
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Have I done something to annoy her?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Nah. She's always like that, for some reason.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Listen, man, d'you want to come over tonight? Blow up some pixels?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Yeah, that'd be sweet.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I've got to warn you - I'm a demon when it comes to the joypad.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14I'm going to whip you real good!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17See what you can find out from Justin's sister today.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Yes, Sherlock!
0:08:18 > 0:08:22So I can prove to Lauren he's not all that, so she goes off him.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Aren't you being a little paranoid?
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Call it sisterly intuition. There's something dodgy about him.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29If only I can make her see it.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I just need some proof.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Nice teddy bear, mate! What are you, three years old?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46LAUGHTER
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- It's not a teddy bear, it's a space bear.- Good.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Cos kids who bring teddies to school seriously need to grow up!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54HE LAUGHS
0:09:06 > 0:09:12- What's going on?- Ensign Jake! Welcome to Space Fort Alpha Seven!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14What about your presentation?
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Saving the Earth took priority - or there'd be no presentation,
0:09:18 > 0:09:20which...might not be a bad thing.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Sort of got homework to do.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Oh, hold on, this is not like you. What's up?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Are you ill?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Have the solar brain scrubbers got to you?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Wait a minute, wait! Is that really Jake?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Or are you a robot double?
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Yes, it's really me. And I've got homework to do.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46All right. Well, I suppose I'd better get on with my own, then.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49DOORBELL
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- All right? - Hey, mate. Nice jacket.
0:10:01 > 0:10:06- It's kind of like mine. - Hah! This old thing? Had it years.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Is that a price tag?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11No.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Is it just you home?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15No, man. Lauren's upstairs but, um, it's cool. She won't bother us.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18FOOTSTEPS
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Hi, Lauren.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Hah! You got enough jewellery on?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25I'm surprised you can even lift your arms!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Go on, mate. I'll show you how it's done.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31You're sure I haven't done something to upset her?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Lauren? Yeah, probably. Upset all the time.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Just by existing.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Oh, I've got the highest score on this game.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Ready?- (It's totally working!)
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Bang, yeah, take that! Yeah!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52How did you find that power-up?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Are you sure you haven't played this before?
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Guess I just got lucky.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Don't mind if I sit in here, do you?
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Yeah! The clanking of your jewellery's putting us off.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Well, tough. It's my house too - I'll sit where I like.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Same again? Best of 30 rounds? - Cool.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14I like your hair today, Lauren.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Sorry, did you say something?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Your hair. I like how you've done it.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Do you? That's nice.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26I brush it myself.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Yes! Yes! Hah!
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- In your face!- Yeah!- I win!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Well played, mate. Listen...
0:11:38 > 0:11:41I get the feeling I've done something to annoy you.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42I mean, at school, you blanked me.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44And on the bus. And now.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Yeah, whatever. So?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Yesterday, I thought we kind of clicked.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51I thought you felt it too.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Justin, mate! What you doing? We're playing games over here!
0:11:55 > 0:11:58It was like there was some kind of electricity between us.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Justin! Come on! I'll let you use the...
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Only, I need to know if I've done something wrong.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Cos this morning I was all set to ask you out.- Yes!
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- No!- Yes?- Yes!
0:12:09 > 0:12:12She means, yes, you do annoy her!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Yes, I will go out with you, Justin.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23That's everything I found out about Justin from his sister.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24SHE SIGHS
0:12:26 > 0:12:27But this is blank!
0:12:27 > 0:12:32Exactly! He's a clean bean, Millie. The guy's completely normal.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35This isn't normal! Nobody's that perfect.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38And he was so mean to Jake on the bus before.
0:12:38 > 0:12:39He's hiding something.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41All you can hope for now is that Lauren's crush
0:12:41 > 0:12:42is just a flash in the pan.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46She spent her whole lunchtime spelling his name out of chips.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49No, I can see things that others miss.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53SHE SIGHS
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Time to find his secrets online.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58SHE EXHALES
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- How's the homework going? - Oh, I finished ages ago.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Why didn't you meet me in the fort?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08I sort of thought you were doing something else.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11No, I was waiting for you and Commander Starlight the whole time.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Er...I don't know how to say this but...I sort of lost him.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18What? You've lost him? Where?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20You know what? It doesn't matter.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23He was just a stupid old teddy bear anyway. No big deal.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26But you love Commander Starlight - he goes to school with you.
0:13:26 > 0:13:31Not any more! Teddy bears are for little kids!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Hey, what's up with Jake?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38It's like he's gone out of his way
0:13:38 > 0:13:41to avoid playing Aliens versus Spacebears.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Maybe he's growing out of it.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44What, Ensign Jake? Never.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Here, I got you these.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Amber, I don't know what you think I like reading, but...
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Oh! A free bangle!
0:13:53 > 0:13:57This is the kind of thing teenage girls, like your daughter, are into.
0:13:59 > 0:14:04This is full of problem pages and photos of soppy boys and...
0:14:04 > 0:14:05advice on kissing.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Well, that's what I was into when I was her age.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Lauren's growing up, Tony, and so is Jake.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12You need to accept it.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13No, you got this wrong.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16I just need to find Commander Starlight, then you'll see.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Lauren did something to Justin, because she messed with his brain
0:14:23 > 0:14:26by ignoring him and now he doesn't want to be mates with me any more!
0:14:26 > 0:14:29All right, calm down, calm down, deep breaths!
0:14:31 > 0:14:32HE BLOWS
0:14:32 > 0:14:35And now they're going out, as boyfriend and girlfriend.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38I'm sorry! Sharon, we've got to do something,
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Lauren can't have a boyfriend! - Why can't she?
0:14:40 > 0:14:41- Well, she's too young!- No, she's not.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44You know what teenage boys are like. You can't trust them!
0:14:44 > 0:14:45That's right, we're the worst.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48But Lauren's going to have a boyfriend sooner or later
0:14:48 > 0:14:49and I trust her.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52And now they're in there, holding hands and stuff. It's not natural.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56Do you hear that? What if it progresses to K-I-S-S-I-N-G?
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Where is this all coming from? I thought you liked Justin.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Yeah, that was before he asked out your daughter.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03What if he breaks her heart?
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Lauren's going to make her own mistakes.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08You've got to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09There we are again - kissing!
0:15:09 > 0:15:12What if Justin was just using me to get to her?
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I thought we were mates.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17I thought he liked me.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19I thought he liked all of us.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24I've got him! You all need to see this.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Let's have a look.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Can you play something for me on your guitar? Something romantic?
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Maybe later, yeah? My fingers are a bit tired from school.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Listen, I was thinking.- Mm-hm? - You know what you should do?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Dye your hair. - Why, is something wrong with it?
0:15:45 > 0:15:49No! I just think you'd look great blonde.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Especially with some of those big hoop earrings. Love those.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57OK, then. If you think I'd look good like that.
0:15:58 > 0:16:03Stop brainwashing him, you monster! He's my friend.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05And now he's my boyfriend.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Sorry, don't think I can fit you both in my life right now.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Ha! Bad luck. On you go!
0:16:10 > 0:16:11He means you!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14I'll take care of this. Justin, we have a few questions
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- before we'll allow you to court Lauren.- Allow him to court me?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19What is this, the 18th century?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Sorry, Justin. Millie's found some stuff about you on social media
0:16:22 > 0:16:24and she's got it into her head that you might be lying.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Lying about what? You've got it in for Justin for some weird reason.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30No! Wait a minute, I want to know.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Is he a champion sailing expert?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36And does he actually run marathons for charity?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39And does he really have a black belt in karate?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42An empty cart rattles the loudest.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Are you an empty cart, Justin?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48I can show you some of my karate moves, if you like, guys?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50I warn you, I know the Eagle Claw!
0:16:50 > 0:16:53And I've run marathons for my dad's hospital.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55See? He really is that awesome.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Now, will you all just trust me?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59I'm not a child.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Of course, love. Hope you'll be very happy together.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Sorry, Justin.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Traitor.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16SHE GIGGLES
0:17:17 > 0:17:21So from now on, you are to leave Lauren and Justin alone.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23You got that?
0:17:23 > 0:17:24SHE SIGHS
0:17:26 > 0:17:30So I was wrong. Maybe he does run marathons.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32But he was mean to Jake and he dumped Craig.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35This has gone from me stopping Lauren driving me mad,
0:17:35 > 0:17:38to me stopping my sister getting hurt.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Cos if I don't...
0:17:40 > 0:17:44I now pronounce you Justin and wife!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46SHE LAUGHS
0:17:46 > 0:17:48You're so wonderful, I'm not worthy!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52I'm one of the family now!
0:17:52 > 0:17:53SHE LAUGHS
0:17:54 > 0:17:55That could happen!
0:17:55 > 0:17:59Well, maybe not their getting married in the living room part,
0:17:59 > 0:18:00but, yet...
0:18:00 > 0:18:04We've got to expose this friend-dumping ratbag.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Whatever devious schemes you're planning, Millie, I want in!
0:18:07 > 0:18:08You were close to him, what did you learn?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Just that he's Mr Perfect.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13So perfect that he can dump a mate in a heartbeat.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Everyone loves him, though.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19Kids, teachers, woodland animals,
0:18:19 > 0:18:21girls - especially girls.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Especially girls?
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Yeah, he was telling me, he's had loads of girlfriends and stuff.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Craig, you are a genius!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I know. But why?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Fran? It's me. Get on to Justin's sister.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42I need the names of ALL his ex-girlfriends.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- Oh, is that honey roast ham? - What's wrong?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Sorry, cupcake, I don't like honey roast.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49It's OK, I'll just make you another one.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50You're a star.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Don't mind me. I've just come to fix the cupboard door.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I didn't know it was broken.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Oh, yeah. See?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01It's hanging off!
0:19:01 > 0:19:04We should defo go out tonight then, cupcake.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Oh, yeah. Where would you want to go?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08BANGING
0:19:08 > 0:19:11We could see if the Temper Hearts are in town.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12The Temper Hearts?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14I can't be seen at a Temper Hearts gig.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Oh, OK. Well, wherever you want to go, then.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Mike! Out!
0:19:24 > 0:19:26SHE LAUGHS
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Good news, Jake, my man! I found him!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Oh.- Commander Starlight!- Right.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40I thought you'd be over the moon base!
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Tony, he's a teddy bear.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46And I'm a bit old for teddy bears.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Amber was right - you're growing up.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Hey, Millie. You got a sec?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01What do YOU want?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03You and I got off on the wrong foot.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06I just wanted to say - I know what you're doing.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08You do not want to mess with me.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Is that a threat? - Consider it a warning.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14What if I go and tell everyone that you just spoke to me like that?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Who's going to believe some stupid little kid?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Face it - they think I'm awesome and they're right.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22I knew you were bad news.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Justin, is she annoying you?
0:20:24 > 0:20:27No. We're just clearing a few things up.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29She's great, your little sister.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35PHONE RINGS
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Hello?
0:20:38 > 0:20:39'Hi, Millie.'
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Oh, hiya!
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- 'When should I bring Chrissy over?' - Now would be the perfect time.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50My name's...oh...Tony
0:20:50 > 0:20:54and I'm here to tell you about the Falcon 500 fuse box.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59When Edison invented his light bulb, what he really needed to do
0:20:59 > 0:21:01was invent the Falcon 500 fuse box.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03That way, technology....
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Why doesn't Tony want to play any more?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08I think he thought you didn't.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11It's only because some big kid on the bus said I should grow up
0:21:11 > 0:21:13and then everyone laughed at me.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Oh, did he?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Well, being a grown-up isn't all sunshine and rainbows.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Neither is being a kid.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23True.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29That's the good thing about Tony. He still knows how to have fun.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32I think we need to rescue him from planet Boring!
0:21:32 > 0:21:35TONY REHEARSES PRESENTATION
0:21:38 > 0:21:40One for you.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- DOORBELL - And three for me!
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Hi, Fran!
0:21:46 > 0:21:47This is Chrissy.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Where's that rat? I want a word with him.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Is this your playlist? Well over.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- Chrissy!- Hello, Justin.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05What are you doing here, cupcake?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Cupcake? Justin, who's this?
0:22:07 > 0:22:08I'm his ex-girlfriend.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Who told us some interesting stuff.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Like how he moved school because his dad changed jobs.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17And not to be closer to his hospital.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Because he isn't really ill.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22He said moving wouldn't change anything,
0:22:22 > 0:22:23and then he dumped me by text.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Are you just jealous because he's found someone else?- Exactly.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30But your dad isn't really ill?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34What else isn't true? Can you even play the guitar?
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Oh, my gosh! You're not still pretending you play the guitar?
0:22:41 > 0:22:45You're right. I wanted to impress you and you ignored me.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48If liking you too much is a crime then I'm guilty.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49She doesn't mean anything to me,
0:22:49 > 0:22:52and you really think I wanted to hang out with a loser like Craig,
0:22:52 > 0:22:54do you?
0:22:54 > 0:22:56How dare you!
0:22:56 > 0:23:00No-one calls my stepbrother a loser except for me!
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Or me!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04He may be a loser, but he's OUR loser!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09And proud of it!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Isn't it about time you got going?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Yeah. JUSTIN time.
0:23:21 > 0:23:26Ensign Jake and Commander Starlight reporting to Captain Tony.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29We've had a distress signal from the Outpost Alpha.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Jake, man - I'm busy.
0:23:31 > 0:23:36What? Too busy to save the universe with me and my favourite teddy bear?
0:23:36 > 0:23:38I'm afraid so, mate.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Because if I don't learn my speech...
0:23:41 > 0:23:46..then Emperor Blong will disintegrate me!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Not so fast! I am Ambrax the Annoying
0:23:48 > 0:23:51and I have taken your precious Commander Starlight hostage!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- SHE LAUGHS - You hand him over, Ambrax!
0:23:54 > 0:23:56I am all up in your fort!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Quick! Let's get her! Let's go! - Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Having him? You're not having him!
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Give him back!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04SHE LAUGHS
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Listen. You're the only girl for me.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11They're all trying to come between us!
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Get lost, creep!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Craig? Brother!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Whoo! That felt good.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28Chrissy, yeah? Don't suppose you'd fancy going out with ME?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Er...I'll think about it.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34To think that I was so close to dying my hair blonde for him!
0:24:34 > 0:24:37I'm never going to dye it for any boy.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39- Justin gone?- I shouldn't have tried to get involved.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42We were thinking of asking Justin to stay for dinner.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Justin? You mean Mr Ancient History?
0:24:44 > 0:24:46I was wondering if Chrissy could stay instead.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49We have so much to talk about!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Hey, girls, wait up!
0:24:54 > 0:24:58See? Told you she needed to make her own mistakes!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00I'd better go fix that cupboard door.
0:25:02 > 0:25:07Well, I guess Lauren learned that sometimes a frog stays a frog,
0:25:07 > 0:25:09even if you've kissed it.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11- And if there's one thing - I've- learned from all this,
0:25:11 > 0:25:14it's that I am never getting a boyfriend!
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