0:00:02 > 0:00:04Best job ever.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06I'm a bubble wrap fiend.
0:00:06 > 0:00:07I'm allowed one pop per mug.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09BUBBLE WRAP POPS
0:00:09 > 0:00:11So, guess what.
0:00:11 > 0:00:12Dad's moving.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Oh, you're not bringing this old thing.
0:00:15 > 0:00:16I'll have you know this is a...
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Oh, what's the word?
0:00:18 > 0:00:20It begins with an H.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22- Hideous?- Heirloom.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24We're not moving far. In fact,
0:00:24 > 0:00:27we're not even leaving the building, but the new flat
0:00:27 > 0:00:29is bigger and WAY cooler.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33It's a fresh, new start and I'm so excited, I feel like I'm about to...
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Bubble wrap! Why didn't you tell me?
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Honestly, you're such a big kid.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Who nicked my bubble wrap?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Right, come here, you.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25We'll miss this flat, but something had to give,
0:01:25 > 0:01:27what with Amber's lot AND me and Lauren.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30We were stuffed in like a pile of moody hamsters.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Oh.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37It's all gone.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- And that's my seat.- We eat in shifts, remember?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Yes, so shift.
0:01:48 > 0:01:53Jake had to sit on the bin, but Dad made us emergency pancakes.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57We love his pancakes and he's not exactly stingy with syrup.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Guess what, guess what?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Mrs McLeish is moving into sheltered accommodation.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Yay.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Great.- So...her flat's for rent.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13And it's got three bedrooms.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14ALL: Yes!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17LINE RINGS
0:02:18 > 0:02:20So, Dad rang up and he got it.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Now, we're off without a backward look.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Come on, Millie. We're going to miss the big moment.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33What have you GOT in here?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Books. And my book shelves.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Oi-oi.- Hey, hey, should score, must score.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Scores. Goal!
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Oh, can you actually see the ball on that teeny-weeny screen?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Hello.- This is Trey.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- All right?- Yes, thanks, Trey.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Oh, anyone fancy a biccie?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Biccie?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Biccie? Don't be embarrassing, yeah? We're not FIVE.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- Hell, Bro.- Safe.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21The magic moment!
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Hurry up!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Wait, wait, wait!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- Carry her in.- You're right, pal.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Come on now, come on.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Come on.- I hate this.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32SHE SHRIEKS, HE GROANS
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Oh! OK.- Whoa!- Ew...
0:03:36 > 0:03:38I know, the carpet does make you feel a bit sick.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Looks like somebody already has been.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- You're a fine one to talk about carpets.- Come on.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Cool living room.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Wow, it has a kitchen.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51We started redecorating.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52I've got zones and themes.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54And I've got paint and a brush.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Wow, loving this room.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59There's more rooms.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- This is so me.- Oh, this is the master bedroom, sweetheart, sorry.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04For the master!
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- But I'll share it with you.- Oh, come on, there's two more bedrooms.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Go.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Whoa, look at this.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Someone call 999 design.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Hello? They could have at least waited for us.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Cool room.- Come on.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Come on.- I'm coming.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30You've got a lot of stuff to carry, Millie.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33What lucky boy gets this room?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36This is great. Our first place together as a proper family.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Oh, come on.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Oh, hi, you two.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- What do you reckon?- It's lush.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Bagsy this chest.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Don't start with the bagsys.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50You can't undo a bagsy.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Hang on, what about me?
0:04:52 > 0:04:53I'm too old to share with a boy any more.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56He's not a boy, he's just Jake.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58They're only here half the time. They can share with him.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Hello, have you in fact literally lost your mind?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Bagsy the other bedroom!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07This could get tricky without a plan.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Please tell me you have a plan?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Of course. We'll let them decide.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- I get to go first. - We need a window at night!
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Oh, what are you? A bat?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16We're all one family now.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17We'll just let them figure it out.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Kids have a natural sense of fair play.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- I want my privacy.- Go smell.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28HE EXHALES
0:05:28 > 0:05:30RELAXING MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:32 > 0:05:36- What're you doing?- I am meditating.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37It is mentally cleansing.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40As Buddha says, this is spiritual, under your spell,
0:05:40 > 0:05:43phenomenal, the way you make me feel.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Hey, wasn't that Katy Perry?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Not...that I listen to her.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Well, we want to watch TV, so...
0:05:53 > 0:05:54No sweat.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58I shall find somewhere else.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Oh, wavy garms.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Is that your dad, Bro?- Him?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06No, no.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07He's the lodger.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Oh, son, I signed that permission slip.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- It's in your school bag. - Thank you very much...
0:06:13 > 0:06:16for doing that... while my dad's away.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31- What have you been doing?- Nothing! - Fran, be reasonable!
0:06:31 > 0:06:32One for us, one for you guys.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- That's fair.- No, Jake eats crisps on my bed.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38I have to change in the bathroom and he calls me Fran Pants.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Oh!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45She's being so stubborn!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48I mean, it's obvious you and I should share a room,
0:06:48 > 0:06:49but we just have to wait until...
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- What are you doing?- Unpacking.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Watch the door. We have to establish ownership.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Oh...
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Looks like we just got owned.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06I'm just going to say it.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Do you get the feeling like this is a new start,
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- but...for them?- What? No.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Look, it's bad enough I have to share with you but why should I
0:07:13 > 0:07:16share with her as well? She's got her own annoying sibling.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Maybe we should just talk to her about it.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23I say we get Dad to stick up for us, because if he won't, who will? Hm?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Thanks, Tony, my room is amazing.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Oh, your room. So you've decided between yourselves, then.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- That's great.- His room?
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Dad, can you just tell them?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40We're sharing one room and they can have the other one.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42You've talked to them about it, right?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44No, we thought you'd back us up.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47I don't think it's fair to take sides, love.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49It's much better if you sort it out yourselves.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Not take sides?
0:07:54 > 0:07:55He's our DAD.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57So what do we do now?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00The way I see it, we're like the two Cinderellas in that fairy tale.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01There's only one Cinderella.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Whatever. I mean, they're the new family and we're in the way.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06But Dad wouldn't just choose...
0:08:06 > 0:08:09It's Cinderella all over again. Who does he choose?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12The goose that lays the golden egg or the ugly ducklings?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Wow, that fairy tale really does have everything.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Shush. Go, go.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Got ya!- Oh, you freak.- Get out!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Oh, we need to do something.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Like what?- I don't know, you're the ideas person.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29But we can't just make Dad choose.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Why not?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Because he may choose to side with them.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Oh.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Would it help if I lie on the living room floor and freak out?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Let's make that Plan B. - So what is Plan A?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Girls, are you OK in there?
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Won't be a minute.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Hello, we need to hurry.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52OK, look, does it really matter where we sleep?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55I am not sleeping in the bathtub, if that's what you were thinking.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57So let's just sleep full-time at Mum's.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00What? And give up altogether?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02No, we're not giving up.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Dad wants us to sort this out for ourselves, right?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Well, we are. We're taking control.
0:09:08 > 0:09:13Millie, that...is...genius.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Well, I don't like to boast, but...
0:09:15 > 0:09:18We take control, threaten to leave and then force Dad to choose us!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20You are ruthless, girl!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22No, that's not what I said.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28OK, that was not the plan, but I guess it MIGHT work.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37- Hiya.- Hiya. Only me.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I brought the tea tray(!)
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Tea, Trey, tea, Trey.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Eh? Trey!
0:09:43 > 0:09:44What are you DOING?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Well, I've come to have a cuppa with...
0:09:46 > 0:09:48It's OK, really.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Listen, how about you get back to
0:09:49 > 0:09:53your meditating, seeing as you're still rocking those weird trousers?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Craig said my trousers are weird.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09To be fair, he has got a point.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Are you saying my loose-fitting yogic loons are...
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Embarrassing, yes.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Why are you so pleased?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18For a second there, I thought it was me.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Oh, I remember this.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Oh, not that old thing.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32My theme for this zone is called Vibes, not '70s Motel.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- Well, where shall I put it, then? - Don't tempt me.- Cheeky.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Hey, you two. You off somewhere?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Hey, Dad, we've got this whole bedroom thing sussed.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Oh, you have? That's great.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Yes, the plan is Millie's.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Erm, yeah...
0:10:48 > 0:10:51We've decided to sleep at Mum's, full-time.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- At Mum's?- That way there's room for everyone, including Princess Fran.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59But there's bags of room here. I'm sure we can work out a way.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Such as?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Well... Um...
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Fran?- I'm not sharing with Jake.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09I'm having my own room.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10OK, so...
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Look, Dad - look, it's fine.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14We'll still come here all the time.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16You'll hardly notice we're gone.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Of course I'll notice.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22If that's what you really want.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Yeah.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Yeah, it is.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45I don't get it. When are they coming back?
0:11:46 > 0:11:50I don't know, Jake. Let's just wait and see, hey?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01What are you two trying to pull?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04We're just being reasonable, because someone had to be.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07And let's face it, it wasn't going to be you, Fran Pants.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18What just happened?
0:12:18 > 0:12:22- Dad was meant to talk us out of it.- Well, he didn't, did he?
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- So what now?- We go back to Mum's and just get on with it.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Maybe it'll be all right, you know,
0:12:28 > 0:12:32like when Cinderella moved in with the seven dwarfs.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Yo, big C.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Hiya, sorry about before.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49You must've thought, "Craig's old man's a bit weird".
0:12:49 > 0:12:51I'm just a regular guy with weird trousers.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53So, are you coming along later, then?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Er, coming where? - Oh, didn't Craig mention it?
0:12:56 > 0:12:57We go bird spotting on Saturdays.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01His first time out, he bagged two wagtails and a tree creeper.
0:13:01 > 0:13:06Dad! Trey, I went there the once and you swore you wouldn't tell anyone.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I'm proud of you, son.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10No lie, Bro, he's a born twitcher.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17It's not my trousers, it's me, isn't it?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- I embarrass him.- So?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22I've been embarrassing my girls for years. Learn to enjoy it.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24But Craig and me, we're mates!
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Newsflash, they find new mates.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31Seriously, don't worry... Best thing to do is just leave him alone.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Well, how long for?- About...ten years should do it.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Well, isn't THIS nice?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- If you think about it... - I tried that, I didn't like it.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54It's good we don't have to keep going back and forth.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57You know how stressed you get when you forget your blanky.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00I don't know what you're talking about. Where is my blanky?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Oh!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I don't believe it. My blanky!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09OK, it's not a big deal.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13It just helps me sleep, all right, even when I'm in the wrong bed.
0:14:15 > 0:14:20OK, so it's not ideal, but I had to come up with something and I think
0:14:20 > 0:14:22we're being very mature, so,
0:14:22 > 0:14:25everyone here took the news pretty well,
0:14:25 > 0:14:27more or less.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Well, of course you can sleep here full-time.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- This is your home.- No, you can't!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35There's enough hairballs in the shower as it is.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38- Craig!- You can't just spring this on me.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40I'm not psychologically prepared.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Well, next time we'll arrange... counselling!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Except Craig, but he'll get used to it.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Yo! So my mate's coming over tomorrow,
0:14:53 > 0:14:56which means you two can go out and stay out.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Actually, I think I was going to
0:14:58 > 0:15:00invite my friends over for a soapathon.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02What?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04No, this is my time.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07When I get a break from my girlie oppressors.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Oi!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Lauren.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Lauren! Stop!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Lauren! This is not over!
0:15:16 > 0:15:17SHE WHIMPERS
0:15:28 > 0:15:30SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:15:31 > 0:15:33It makes me feel secure.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36This rug has seen me through some dark times.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46How did getting a bigger place mean we can't all be together?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49You did say they should sort it out for themselves.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Why didn't you stop me?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Clearly it's a stupid idea, and now my girls have gone.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57You could always call them and ask them to come back.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01Oh, no, I don't have to like their choice, but I have to respect it.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24There's just girls' stuff everywhere.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Oh, bombshell. I wonder what happened there.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Well, keeping two families happy
0:16:32 > 0:16:35is like spinning plates, and spinning plates is not
0:16:35 > 0:16:36one of Tony's strong points.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Well, he's managed OK till now.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Oh, it looked that way, didn't it?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41But who has to clear up after him
0:16:41 > 0:16:44when they get back from the flat of anarchy? No, it's better this way.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46You know, I can look after them properly.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Make sure they get their veggies in, you know, get to bed early,
0:16:49 > 0:16:50keep their room tidy.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58All right, so Dad doesn't exactly crack the whip.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00I don't think he even knows what a whip is.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06You two still up?
0:17:06 > 0:17:07What time is it?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09I'm not going to lie, Dad, it's late.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12I'm hungry. Who fancies pancakes?
0:17:12 > 0:17:13- BOTH:- Me!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Which IS kind of fun.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24No, Mum's right, we're better off here.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37What? I couldn't find the spoons.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39We need to get organised.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Millie's the organiser, but they don't like us any more.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Who? Millie and Lauren? You don't really think that, do you?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50They left, didn't they? I thought they cared about us
0:17:50 > 0:17:52more than some stupid room. Guess I was wrong.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57POPPING
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Oh, I'm sitting on bubble wrap.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Guess what?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08I made pancakes.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Oh, yum! I'm going to put Kale Crunchies on mine.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- What's up?- I miss Dad's pancakes.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16These are all healthy or something.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- Let's go there after.- No, I want them in my pyjamas.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21They don't taste the same once you have to get dressed.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23And that's in no way unreasonable?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Oh, girls, remember, you two are going out.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27No, we're not.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Remind me why this was such a great idea.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Because we are in control.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Yeah, right.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Craig? Craig.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Maybe I could take you and Trey go-karting later, if you want.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42No, thanks, mate. See, this is the Bro zone
0:18:42 > 0:18:44and the girls here are going out.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Have fun!
0:18:47 > 0:18:50SHE ROARS
0:18:50 > 0:18:53So it looks like we're not welcome here, either.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Craig's shoving us out and Lauren's blaming me.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Great.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Well, at least Mike's still happy.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Craig never says no to go-karting.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I've lost him, Millie.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08I'm going round to Dad's.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Who knows, maybe he's missing us.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15PHONE RINGS
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Hello.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Hey!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- Millie's on her way up.- OK.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Remember, respect her choice.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30OK, remember, don't make him choose.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Millie. This is a nice surprise.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Told you we'd be round all the time.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Liking the colour.- Ah, well, it's starting to come together,
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- now we got rid of one or two of our old things.- Old things?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48And Amber's got some bright ideas about Fran and Jake's rooms.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Rooms? One for each of them, then?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Aye, you were right.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54It's a great idea. It really works.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Oh, and I would hate to throw away my old rug.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Do you and Lauren fancy having it at Mum's?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01No! We don't want your smelly old rug!
0:20:01 > 0:20:04We wanted a room and by the way,
0:20:04 > 0:20:06you've rollered over a light switch.
0:20:11 > 0:20:12Get a grip.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13It was my idea.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16And it's fine that Dad's so happy.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21And I bet Fran's having a ball in her new room.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24KNOCK AT DOOR
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Hi. I hear everything's going great
0:20:28 > 0:20:29now you've got rid of us.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31What? You walked out.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- You made it pretty clear that you didn't want to share.- With Jake!
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Am I not allowed to say that?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38You can't have your own room and us here too, Fran.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42That's impossible, unless we defy gravity and sleep on the ceiling.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Well, I DO want you here, but not if you hate us.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49We don't hate you, we just didn't want to make Dad choose.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Cos he'd pick Amber and you two.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56As if! Your dad's been moping around like a depressed tortoise ever since
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- you left.- What?
0:20:58 > 0:20:59He was full of the joys just now.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01He's pretending - for you.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06You know, for a smart kid, you can be really dumb.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14This is a disaster.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15If this is Cinderella,
0:21:15 > 0:21:18then everything just turned back into mice and pumpkins.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21I need my ugly sister over here.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24DOORBELL RINGS
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Big man!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30- Safe!- Yo.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Welcome.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36And I've told you, all right, THIS...
0:21:36 > 0:21:37is the Bro zone.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38MESSAGE ALERT BEEPS
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Well, I need to go to my dad's anyway, so...
0:21:44 > 0:21:45See ya.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Hey, man, I saw this really cool bird on the way over.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Yeah? What, you mean a girl?
0:21:52 > 0:21:54No, mate, a bird.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Thought you'd know what it was.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58Oh, right.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Yeah, I'm not really...
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- That's a woodpecker.- Yeah?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Boss. Pecks wood, then, does it?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Oh, hi. Probably wondering what I'm doing.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17This is supposed to ward off evil spirits.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20You like, doing martial arts, then?
0:22:20 > 0:22:24Where there's preparation, there is no fear.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Yeah? So what if I did this?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28HE ROARS, TREY YELPS
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Oh, sorry, Trey, it's my martial arts training!
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Are you literally the most embarrassing dad ever?
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- You all right, mate? - Yeah, yeah, fine,
0:22:40 > 0:22:42just lucky I landed on my head.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45I'll tell you what, Trey, how about we go to my bedroom
0:22:45 > 0:22:47and then who knows? Maybe we won't get attacked!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Look, look, wait.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52That was awesome. Could you show me how to do that?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Well, that one's a bit advanced,
0:22:54 > 0:22:57but I could teach you something like this.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59That is so sick!
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Oi, mate - your dad is a lege!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Yeah? Yes, yes.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09He did say he'd take us go-karting later if we wanted.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11For real? Sweet!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Oi, I spotted a woodpecker earlier on.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Do you want to see?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20I just don't get what I did wrong.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22- You didn't try to stop us leaving, did you?- Why would I?
0:23:22 > 0:23:26I let you work it out for yourselves and you said that's what you wanted.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29What we say and what we mean are two different things.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32And you tried to palm us off with your flea-ridden rug.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34That old rug means a lot to me.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Look, I want you back.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Us getting a new place
0:23:38 > 0:23:42was meant to make things easier and now I feel like I'm losing you.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Wait, so if you had to choose...
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- Lauren, what are you doing?- If you had to choose between us and them,
0:23:47 > 0:23:49who would you choose?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51You can't ask me to make that choice.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53It's impossible.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Thought so. Come on, Millie.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Wait, wait, hold on.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Is that what all this was about?
0:24:06 > 0:24:09A test to see which of my families I love the most?
0:24:09 > 0:24:10No!
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Well, it does sound a bit like that.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Well, I'm sorry, but I can't choose.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Because I haven't got two families,
0:24:17 > 0:24:19I've got one
0:24:19 > 0:24:23and wherever I am, even if it's a box at the side of the road,
0:24:23 > 0:24:26there'll always be a place for my two girls.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39OK, so how are we going to sort out the rooms?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41We'll do what we should have done in the first place.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Make Fran live in the hall?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45No. We'll sit down and talk it over.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54I'm not sharing with anyone.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Luckily, nobody wants you.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Couldn't you three girls share?
0:24:58 > 0:24:59What? And he gets a room on his own?
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Who made HIM king? - But if we all shared,
0:25:02 > 0:25:03then while me and Lauren were at Mum's,
0:25:03 > 0:25:05you'd have a room to yourself.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07OK, but there's no way you can fit three beds
0:25:07 > 0:25:09and all your stuff into my room, period.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Thinking out of the box,
0:25:13 > 0:25:15what we need's a bigger room.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Where are we going to get a...
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Oh, no.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Oh, no way!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26You want this to work, we need the master bedroom.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31And this is what happens when you let them work it out for themselves.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37- OK, then.- ALL:- Yes!
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Tony. Quick word?
0:25:44 > 0:25:47I decided that I'd be able to cope.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Oh, Amber!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56- What?- Nothing.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- Does it have fleas?- No.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Small ones. It's my fault, I shouldn't...
0:26:01 > 0:26:04I'm calling the council. They might be able to come and
0:26:04 > 0:26:07- pick it up today.- Don't be hasty. It makes me feel secure!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10So, here we are, like the Three Bears.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Who's been lying in my bed? Was it you, Fran Pants?
0:26:14 > 0:26:15No, but I will when you've gone.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17With my shoes on your pillow!
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Remind me, does anyone ACTUALLY like you?
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- I like her.- Oh, that's right, just gang up on me.
0:26:23 > 0:26:28OK, so it's not a fairy-tale ending, but it might just work.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- Hey, that's my side.- No, I get more space because I'm the eldest.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Yeah, but I'm here longer.