0:00:02 > 0:00:03I love half-term,
0:00:03 > 0:00:05and I've got some big plans -
0:00:05 > 0:00:07getting up late, lazing around,
0:00:07 > 0:00:09doing as I please,
0:00:09 > 0:00:10maybe making some chocolate brownies -
0:00:10 > 0:00:13and that is JUST the morning!
0:00:13 > 0:00:14Sorry, did you just say "pack"?
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Don't forget your waterproofs - the weather looks dicey.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20- Mike's mate's had a cancellation... - On his caravan.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23- So we can spend the half-term there. - For free!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25All squeezed in together.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30That's...unbelievable.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34And not in the good way.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36That caravan is well dodgy,
0:00:36 > 0:00:39and I do not want to spend my half-term under half a roof.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14We thought you'd all be thrilled.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16We wanted to surprise you.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17I am surprised -
0:01:17 > 0:01:20surprised that you forgot I have another English test coming up!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- No problem, you can bring your books...- "Books"!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I don't have time for books, Mike - I've got an exam.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29And I'm staring my new career as a superstar songwriter.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Can't you do that on a caravan?
0:01:30 > 0:01:34No, you see, my friend Cherish is helping me write lyrics.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36She's a poet, Dad.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37We have a deep connection.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Don't you remember how much fun we had in the caravan last time?
0:01:45 > 0:01:46How could I forget?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50THUNDER RUMBLES, WATER TRICKLES
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Who fancies a quick walk?- Yeah!
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Oh, have the fields changed much since the last one?
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Oh, yeah!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05They're wetter.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13It was a long week.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19It was so fun, but the thing about surprising us is...
0:02:19 > 0:02:21we've already made other plans.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- Really?- Oh.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- CRAIG:- Yep, maybe next time, eh?
0:02:31 > 0:02:35I hate to disappoint them, but parents have to learn -
0:02:35 > 0:02:38they can't always have their own way.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Years ago, they would have jumped at that.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42They're growing up.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I was looking forward to spending some more time
0:02:44 > 0:02:45with the kids for a change...
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Somewhere they can't get away. - Me too.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51But we don't have to go to the caravan to do that.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53We could stay here and join in with them.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Their plans don't include us.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Let's face it, Mike, we're invisible.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Well, let's do something about that.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04I used to write songs when I was Craig's age -
0:03:04 > 0:03:06I could dig them out and inspire him.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08And I love making brownies with Millie.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Well, let's do this!- Right!
0:03:15 > 0:03:19You make me feel lower than a pair of a rapper's jeans.
0:03:19 > 0:03:25If you're peri-peri chicken, then I'm a side of baked beans.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Wow. That's good.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30It's called the Chicken Hop Blues.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33You're really sensitive, you know?
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Am I?
0:03:36 > 0:03:37I mean...
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I just write from the heart, I suppose.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41And the stomach.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45And you're quite...spiritual too.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Have you ever tried meditating?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49No. See, my dad's the one...
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Yeah, I mean, meditating... All the time.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05The quest for the perfect brownie.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Oh! Ugh...
0:04:12 > 0:04:15It's best if we just keep things tidy.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16"We"?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Oh, and I always tick off the ingredients as I go along.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Well, I had to find another recipe book.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23I couldn't read the old one for all the ticks.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25MILLIE SIGHS
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Oh, that oven is way too hot. No, brownies burn really easily.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33I'll just turn it down a bit.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Where would you be without me?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45I don't know, because here you are!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Oh, isn't it lovely just kicking back
0:04:47 > 0:04:50and spending some time together for a change?
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Yeah...
0:04:53 > 0:04:56She is seriously cramping my style.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59That's the problem with parents at half-term -
0:04:59 > 0:05:00not enough to do.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Oh, Jake! Jake!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Wait! You forgot your clean pants.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10No, I'm wearing them.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Me and Fran are only gone for five days.
0:05:13 > 0:05:18- Hey, have fun at your dad's. - Miss you already. Mwah!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- FRAN:- Come on, Jake, we're waiting!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- CHEERING - Oh, yes!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Five whole days.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34We can do anything we want!
0:05:37 > 0:05:38So, what shall we do?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43# I'm floating in outer space
0:05:43 > 0:05:46# Locked in my carapace
0:05:46 > 0:05:49# Safe in my special place
0:05:49 > 0:05:53# So Mum can't get me
0:05:53 > 0:05:56# Oo-oo-ooh. #
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Now, you see how I made that rhyme?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- Yeah. Too cute, wasn't it, Craig? - Mm... Yeah.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Didn't make much sense, though.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Well, that's poetry, eh, Cherish?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08To get the full effect, you really need to have the synthesiser.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12A synthesiser? Amazing! You haven't still got it, have you?
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Yeah, somewhere.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16It would probably take me the rest of half-term to find it, though.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Can you get it, though, Dad? It would be SO great to hear it.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Would it?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23OK, yeah!
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Ha-ha, this is such fun!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- Ha...- Ha...
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Great guy.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Did you grease the tin first?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Oh, never mind. We'll try again.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42You can't eat these anyway - the whole base will be burned.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45You know, Mum,
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Lauren is really stressed out about her English exam
0:06:48 > 0:06:51and she needs your help but she's too proud to ask.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Does she?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Aw, bless her.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Can you manage without me, Millie?
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Well, it will be a struggle, but I'll give it a go.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07I feel bad for doing that to Lauren, but this is an emergency,
0:07:07 > 0:07:11and the problem is, Mum thinks there's only one way to do things -
0:07:11 > 0:07:12her way!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18SYNTH PLAYS BEAT
0:07:18 > 0:07:21# Destruction and evil
0:07:21 > 0:07:23# The work of the weevil... #
0:07:23 > 0:07:28Wait, hang on, hang on. Weevil? Why not devil?
0:07:28 > 0:07:29SHE SCOFFS
0:07:29 > 0:07:31It works on a different level, Craig!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Yeah, and it rhymes!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35But it doesn't make any sense.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38That's poetry, right, Cherish?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40OK, from the top.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41SYNTH PLAYS BEAT
0:07:41 > 0:07:43# Destruction and evil
0:07:43 > 0:07:46# The work of the weevil... #
0:07:49 > 0:07:52You should have said you were worried about your exam. I'll help.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Thanks, but I've already got an online study buddy
0:07:55 > 0:07:58and he is well hot... at English.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59He is well hot at English.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03INCOMING CALL JINGLE
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Hi, Harry!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06'Hey, babe. Hey, did you hear about Chloe and Ben?'
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Harry, my mum's here.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Hi, Harry. I'm Sharon.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14We can have a little study circle, just the three of us.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16SHE PAUSES CHAT
0:08:16 > 0:08:18OK, do you really want to help?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Yeah, I've got loads of time. Hit me.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Read that - it's my set text. - What's it about?
0:08:24 > 0:08:25How should I know?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27That's why I was getting you to read it.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- SHE RESTARTS CHAT - Hi!
0:08:29 > 0:08:32I was just telling my mum how clever you were.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33'You're way more clever than me!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35'You've finished all of War And Peace.'
0:08:35 > 0:08:37You know me, once I start something...
0:08:37 > 0:08:39SHE GIGGLES
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- Right, are you ready for some special treats?- Yes!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Oh, chocolate doughnuts!
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Wait, how are they special?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Dark chocolate.- Oh!
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Mm, mm! That is so good. Oh...
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Fizz? Wicked!- It's not even diet!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59DOCTOR WHO THEME
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Oh, look, it's Doctor Who already.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Jake, quick, it's Doctor...
0:09:10 > 0:09:13'..architecture is a movement that...'
0:09:13 > 0:09:14- Custard cream?- Mm!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19'..descending from the modernist architectural movement
0:09:19 > 0:09:21'of the early 20th century.'
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Millie!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27You panned Mum off onto me?!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30We have to share responsibility, and she was driving me mad!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32And now she's driving me madder.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35I am going to kill my dad! He just won't leave me and Cherish alone.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36What's up with them?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38We may as well be stuck in a caravan together.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40MESSAGE TONE
0:09:40 > 0:09:43"Bring back my games console and let's do karaoke."
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Great! Now our dad wants to hang out with us.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I thought that by their age, parents are meant to be less trouble.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50They both need distracting.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Maybe I could organise a playdate.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55A playdate?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57That's a nice idea, but do you really think
0:09:57 > 0:09:59they're going to want to hang out with each other?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02What about when they argue over the toys?
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Leave it to me.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08It's true, they wouldn't do this normally.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11UNLESS they thought they were doing each other a favour.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Ha.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17The thing is, Dad,
0:10:17 > 0:10:20we're driving Mum and Mike a bit crazy.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22They could really use a break from us.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26One down, one to go.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Dad and Amber are a bit lonely without anyone there.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33They were really hoping you'd come round.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37OK.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Great, come on.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44You will enjoy it once you're there.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47It's not that we don't love spending time with you...
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- It's just we've got things to do. - Plus, we won't always be around.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- You need to find more...activities. - "Activities".
0:10:54 > 0:10:55That don't interfere with us.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I'll look after your brownies for you, Millie.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Well, remember to leave the baking until I get back, eh?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03When you get back, I'll have the perfect brownie waiting for you.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- I don't need any help.- Fine.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I thought the new band was going so well.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Aw, Dad! There is no "new band"!
0:11:13 > 0:11:16If you want a band, find someone your own age.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Now, you enjoy yourself.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25They're just grumpy because they're hungry.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26I'll give them a snack on the way.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Hi!
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Ugh...
0:11:43 > 0:11:45So, that's where you put your coats and shoes
0:11:45 > 0:11:47and in there is the bathroom.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Hello.- Hi.- Hiya.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Welcome to the child-free zone.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Not including future children.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Well, she mainly stays quiet.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00For now.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Right...! Well, have fun, all of you.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09I'll call you if we need anything.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18So...
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Lauren burnt my brownies, but I'm going to show Mum.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28If you don't experiment,
0:12:28 > 0:12:31then how can you come up with something new and amazing?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Cinnamon? Why not?
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Oh...
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Now we can kick back and enjoy half-term.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Who needs grown-ups, eh?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47INCOMING CALL JINGLE
0:12:47 > 0:12:49I'm not even here.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Hi, Harry.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Hi, remember me, Lauren's fun sister?
0:12:56 > 0:12:57'OK, shall we get on with it?'
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Yes, so you were going to tell me about Ben and Chloe.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02I meant the English revision.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04How do you see the female characters?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07You can't see them, Harry - it's a book!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Maybe if it's EVER made into a film...
0:13:09 > 0:13:11So, come on, dish.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14So show me what you've got, then, hey?
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Be nice. You were a bit insensitive about my weevil.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Can you sing them like your dad?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Or can't you play a synth?
0:13:25 > 0:13:28I've got a whole mixing studio in here.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Of course I could play this old thing.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36BEAT PLAYS
0:13:36 > 0:13:39HE PLAYS JARRING CHORDS
0:13:45 > 0:13:47It's out of tune.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51So, if I leave 15 minutes earlier,
0:13:51 > 0:13:55I miss the rush AND I get to school before 8.30.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02SHE GIGGLES
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Legit? Ben and Chloe are an item?
0:14:04 > 0:14:08'Yeah, they got together in the end, like Pierre and Natasha.'
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Are they in the year above is?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13'They're in War And Peace - the set text.'
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Yeah, right!
0:14:16 > 0:14:20OK. Hang on, Millie needs me. I'll call you back in a bit.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25He'll think I'm an idiot. I haven't even read War And Peace.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- What page did you get to?- 12.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Well, it's full of Russian names!
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Well, it is a Russian novel.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Yeah, well, I think they forgot to translate my copy.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37And Mum didn't even write me a revision schedule!
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Eurgh! Eurgh!
0:14:41 > 0:14:43That tastes like one of Craig's old football socks.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45It can't! I put everything in.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Where's the sugar?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Mum always ticks things off as she goes along.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00I know! And I can hear her saying, "I told you so," from here.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Can we really not go one day without our parents?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12I tried getting the bus with the kids...
0:15:12 > 0:15:14but they banned me.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Too embarrassing.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17It's not just us, then.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20No, Craig crosses the street to avoid me when he's with his mates.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Oh...
0:15:21 > 0:15:23I hope Jake never does that.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Oh, he will.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28One day they can't do without you, and then, pff...
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Well, they just...they don't need you.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Oh, come on!
0:15:35 > 0:15:37We can enjoy ourselves still without the kids around.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Come on, give me the games console.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- OUT OF TUNE:- # You crushed my soul
0:15:46 > 0:15:49# I'm drowning in despair
0:15:49 > 0:15:50# I was in a dream
0:15:50 > 0:15:54# Now it's turned into a nightmare... #
0:15:54 > 0:15:56HE LAUGHS
0:15:58 > 0:16:00It's not meant to be funny.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03No, I know but, you know, it's so miserable...
0:16:03 > 0:16:06I kind of thought it was funny.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Oh! Well, maybe I should have made it
0:16:07 > 0:16:10all about spicy chicken wings instead.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I take back what I said earlier -
0:16:12 > 0:16:15you're not sensitive or spiritual.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17And your dad's SO much nicer than you!
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Cherish!
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Cherish! Cherish!
0:16:23 > 0:16:26No, no, no, Cherish! Cherish, don't go!
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Please don't go, Cherish!
0:16:27 > 0:16:30All songwriting teams go through this.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33And your chorus - that just rocks!
0:16:33 > 0:16:38- OUT OF TUNE:- # I'm so sad, sad, sad
0:16:38 > 0:16:42# Cos life is so bad, bad...
0:16:42 > 0:16:44# Bad? #
0:16:44 > 0:16:45- MILLIE CLEARS THROAT - Oh!
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Get lost!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50No, Cherish, please don't go!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I'll cook you some food.
0:16:52 > 0:16:57- Good idea.- I'm starving. - Not for you! For Cherish.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00You can cook?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Yes, I can.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Look out! Cliff!- Ha-ha, hey!
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- I'm glad we could cheer you up. - Yeah.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Wait, what do you mean?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Millie said you were feeling lonely without your kids.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21She told us you two needed to get out of the house.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Argh, argh, argh! I hit a tree!
0:17:26 > 0:17:28It's your go, Sharon.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- Well, it's more fun here anyway. - Yeah!
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Right, OK.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Here we go...
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- Oven preset?- Check.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Dinner is served! Vegetable stir-fry.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Finally!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Craig, these potatoes are, like, raw!
0:17:53 > 0:17:54And is this a banana?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56I LOVE a red pepper, though.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Oh, no, those are actually chillies.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Argh! Hot! Hot!
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I guess we'll have to wait for Mum and Mike to come home.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07We could die of starvation by then.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10You're as good a cook as you are judging lyrics.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18- Great idea, Craig.- What? - Ordering pizza.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21I like pizza.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25- Woo!- Boom!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27LAUGHTER
0:18:27 > 0:18:31Right, OK, we've done golf, tennis, skiing. How about some yoga?
0:18:31 > 0:18:32I'll definitely take you at yoga.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35I don't think I've got the strength for competitive yoga.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Me neither. How about...karaoke?!
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Oh, yes, please!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43DOORBELL RINGS
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- One skinny-mini with no cheese. - That's me.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51One Cheese-o-rama with stuffed crust.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Pizza is so all about the cheese.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56One Monster Mexican, extra cheese, extra ground beef,
0:18:56 > 0:18:58extra ham, extra chicken...
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- ..extra chillies!- Nice one, bro.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04And a margarita...
0:19:08 > 0:19:11- Hiya, Cherish. How's it going? - Hi, Jeff.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15- I didn't know you were working. - It's just a holiday gig.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21OK, that is £29.99.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Lay some paper on me.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27What?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I don't have any money.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Why were you expecting me to pay?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Because you are the one that ordered it.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Why do you think I got all the extras?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Lauren?- I'm broke.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Mum always pays for this kind of stuff with her card.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44No, no, no, no, please!
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Sorry! No pay, no pizza.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49But I'm really starving.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50I don't believe it!
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Cherish...do you want to come and help me eat all of these?
0:19:57 > 0:19:58It'll only go to waste.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Erm...
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Sorry, Craig.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Bye!
0:20:05 > 0:20:06It's OK.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Maybe another time, yeah? Hey.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I'm guessing no tip either?
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- Gone. - Oh, Craig, you'll see her again.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Huh?
0:20:26 > 0:20:28I'm talking about my Monster Mexican.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34THUNDER RUMBLES, LAUGHTER
0:20:34 > 0:20:36# Dancing Queen
0:20:36 > 0:20:40# Feel the beat of the tambourine
0:20:40 > 0:20:43# Oh, yeah
0:20:43 > 0:20:45# You can dance
0:20:45 > 0:20:47# You can jive... #
0:20:47 > 0:20:49THUNDER RUMBLES
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Oh, look, a thunderstorm!
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Maybe we should check up on the kids?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Ah, no, Mike, don't embarrass them.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Yeah, I suppose you're right.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59# Digging the Dancing Queen! #
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Woo!
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Our turn now.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Oh, yeah, quick!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11# Para bailar La Bamba
0:21:12 > 0:21:15# Para bailar La Bamba se necesita... #
0:21:16 > 0:21:19I am so hungry! I'm just going to call Mum.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21No-one is calling Mum.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24We need to prove that we can be independent.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Bread!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- TEETH CRUNCH - Ow!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Ah! Instant noodles! I win!
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Toaster!
0:21:40 > 0:21:44- Argh!- Oh, no, we've blown a fuse!
0:21:44 > 0:21:45That's your fault.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47You've had the oven on since breakfast time.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49No, it's not. It's the fuse box.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53Just stop arguing and fix it.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55I don't know how. Mum always does it!
0:21:55 > 0:21:58And the worst part is, my brownies aren't even done.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Oh, Millie, nobody cares!
0:22:00 > 0:22:02CRAIG WHIMPERS
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Craig, are you scared of thunder?
0:22:06 > 0:22:07No!
0:22:11 > 0:22:13OK, a bit.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I'm calling Mum.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20PHONE RINGS
0:22:20 > 0:22:22MUSIC: Macarena by Los Del Rio
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Have you got it?- Cross, cross...
0:22:25 > 0:22:27# Hey, Macarena! #
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Hello, Mum? Can you please answer?
0:22:33 > 0:22:36I've called you ten times!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38What if something's happened to them?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40What if they never come back?
0:22:40 > 0:22:43THUNDER RUMBLES VIOLENTLY
0:22:43 > 0:22:45PHONE RINGS
0:22:46 > 0:22:48# Hey, Macarena #
0:22:52 > 0:22:53PHONE RINGS
0:22:53 > 0:22:55# Hey, Macarena! #
0:22:55 > 0:22:58THUNDER RUMBLES
0:22:58 > 0:23:00There's no food in there, Millie - I've checked.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03I'm trying to find the fuse box.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04You know how to change a fuse?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- No.- Then what's the point?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09MILLIE SIGHS
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Well, at least I'm trying to do something.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- What are you doing?- Reading this.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Now that I've got nothing else to do, it's actually quite good.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18- VOICE TREMBLING:- Oh, food...
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- Craig, are you eating something? - No...
0:23:23 > 0:23:26If you've found something, you have to share it!
0:23:28 > 0:23:29It's just a stock cube.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33No! I found it, didn't I?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- No!- You greedy...!
0:23:35 > 0:23:36PHONE BEEPS
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Great, my phone's just died.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42PHONE BEEPS, LAUREN GASPS
0:23:42 > 0:23:44So has mine.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49PHONE BEEPS
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Why aren't they here?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Yeah, why are they never around when you really need them?!
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Well, it's not as if we REALLY need them.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05OK, we're alone in a pitch-black house in the middle of a storm,
0:24:05 > 0:24:08but what could actually happen to us?
0:24:08 > 0:24:09THEY WHIMPER
0:24:09 > 0:24:13So, we could be attacked by burglars, or MUGGERS, or...
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Feral dogs packs.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17But none of that is going to happen.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21We're just scared because...it's dark.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22THEY GASP, OBJECTS CLATTER
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- What was that?- I don't know.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26The wind?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28KNOCKING
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Someone's trying to get in! Like in Zombie Apocalypse.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34There's no such thing as zombies!
0:24:34 > 0:24:36I'm sure there's a torch around here somewhere.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45THEY SCREAM
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Open the door! We forgot our keys.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52- WHIMPERS:- Oh... - MILLIE SIGHS
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Oh...
0:24:53 > 0:24:57- # Hey, Macarena! # - All right...
0:24:57 > 0:24:59- What are you all doing in the dark? - Everything went bang.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Has the trip switch gone again? - I'll get it.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03Why didn't you just turn it back on?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05We didn't know how.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Why didn't you answer your phones?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Oh, 15 missed calls.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Sorry, mate, we were having such fun.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16What, you couldn't answer your phone?
0:25:16 > 0:25:18That's so irresponsible!
0:25:18 > 0:25:21And now Craig's songwriting career is over before it's even started,
0:25:21 > 0:25:24I'm going to fail my exams, and we're all starving!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26What, didn't you find the casserole in the freezer?
0:25:26 > 0:25:27- What?!- What?!
0:25:29 > 0:25:30Your dad gave me this for you.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- Ha!- A DVD of War And Peace.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Great, I'm going to go watch it while you guys make dinner.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Let's get the food on, Millie.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43Mate, can I have a word with you about Cherish's lyrics.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45I thought you loved Cherish's lyrics.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Nah, they're all a bit serious and grim,
0:25:47 > 0:25:50but before you criticise, first you must encourage.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Yeah. I found that out the hard way.
0:25:54 > 0:25:55OK.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01So you told Dad and Amber we wanted to go round.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03You wanted to get rid of us?
0:26:03 > 0:26:07We just wanted to do stuff without you breathing down our necks.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08But it was a disaster.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17And I can't even make a tray of brownies on my own.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Well, these look good.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19What did you do to them?
0:26:19 > 0:26:22I didn't cook them for as long as you do...
0:26:22 > 0:26:23sort of by accident.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26So you can do it without me.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30- OK, but I'm not sure I want to. Not just yet.- Aw...
0:26:34 > 0:26:36So she's actually in love with her cousin,
0:26:36 > 0:26:38which makes so much more sense.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Well, I bet it reads way better than the DVD.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44- Brownies, everyone? - Ooh, delicious!- Thank you.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48So, who's ready to hear the new mix for the Chicken Hop Blues?
0:26:48 > 0:26:50OK?
0:26:50 > 0:26:51SYNTH PLAYS RHYTHM
0:26:51 > 0:26:54It's good when parents get to have a little outing on their own,
0:26:54 > 0:26:56but it's good when they come back
0:26:56 > 0:26:57and you can stop worrying about them.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02# You make me feel lower than a pair of rapper's jeans
0:27:02 > 0:27:04# If you're peri-peri chicken
0:27:04 > 0:27:06# I'm a side of baked beans... #
0:27:06 > 0:27:10HE PLAYS ENDING RIFF
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Go on, mate!
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- CHEERING - Legend!