Valentine's Day

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05The supply teacher gave us double homework. How is that fair?!

0:00:05 > 0:00:07Then her face fell off, and we saw that she was a zombie.

0:00:09 > 0:00:10Then she ate a dinner lady.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12Are you even listening to me?

0:00:12 > 0:00:13- Yes!- Good.

0:00:13 > 0:00:14So, do you think that...

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Harry loves the Valentine that I sent him.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18LAUREN GIGGLES

0:00:20 > 0:00:23Yes, it's Valentine's Day.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26And this year comes with added crazy-in-love big sister.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28I might as well not exist.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30I could do anything.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33In fact, I think I will.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35MUSIC: Dancing In The Sun by Bahari

0:00:35 > 0:00:37# Burgers off

0:00:37 > 0:00:38# Ray-Bans on

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Staying out till the break of dawn

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# People all over the world

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- # Let's agree to disagree... # - SHE HUFFS

0:00:45 > 0:00:49# You do you, let me do me

0:00:49 > 0:00:52- # We know the road ahead... # - LAUREN GASPS

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Did that sound like the post?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56My Valentine from Harry might be here!

0:00:56 > 0:00:57LAUREN SQUEALS AND GIGGLES

0:01:00 > 0:01:02SHE SIGHS See? I'm the invisible sister.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04It's all about Harry.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06She won't even shout at me any more,

0:01:06 > 0:01:08and weirdly, I miss it.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Behold!

0:01:46 > 0:01:49the all-new Craig-a-licious breakfast sandwich!

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Bacon, egg,

0:01:50 > 0:01:52marmalade, ketchup,

0:01:52 > 0:01:54and cereal.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Oh! Your breakfast is putting me right off mine.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- BOTH:- Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03SHE SQUEALS

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Which is worse, Mum and Mike's jumpers, or Craig's sandwich?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Um, about half four.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11- MIKE CLEARS HIS THROAT - The cards have landed.- Ooh!

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Finally! Ugh, give me!

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Mm, smells like him.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18There's also one for Craig.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22- Oh, correction, five for Craig. - Oh.- What?

0:02:22 > 0:02:26There are five people in the world mad enough to like that?

0:02:26 > 0:02:27What can I say, Millie?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29I am awesome.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33And girls are only human.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37And there's one final card for...

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Drumroll, please.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Mmmmmm...

0:02:40 > 0:02:44- Millie!- Yay! Go, Millie! Go, Millie! Go, Millie! Go, Millie!

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Sorry, little bit carried away there.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48We'll leave you to open that by yourself.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50- Without us snooping. - SHE CHUCKLES

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Come on, Mike.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55You got a Valentine's card?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Who'd be weird enough to like you?

0:02:59 > 0:03:00I wonder who sent Millie that card.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02I hope it's someone nice.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- It was me.- Oh, well...

0:03:04 > 0:03:06You're nice, so, good.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Every year, I send her an anonymous card,

0:03:08 > 0:03:10and she's never twigged once!

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- BOTH:- It's from Mum.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Ooh, nice card, Millie. Who's it from?

0:03:18 > 0:03:21No idea, Mum. It's a complete mystery.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Oh, well, Millie. Never mind.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28I'm sure you'll get a proper one next year.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Well, I'm not bothered anyway.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Do you want to watch some telly? PHONE DINGS

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Ooh! It's him!

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Hi, Harry.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37SHE SIGHS

0:03:38 > 0:03:42I miss the good old days when everything I did annoyed her.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47MILLIE CRUNCHES LOUDLY

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Stop it.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58- BANG! - Argh!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Millie! I want you to understand, I've got an exam...

0:04:01 > 0:04:02SHE CHUCKLES

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Right, I want my sister back.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Right, who's for Valentine's Day waffles?

0:04:09 > 0:04:13You can have them with jam, syrup, or a healthy Valentine's kiss.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Ooh!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Please, I'm eating.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20No waffles, Jakey?

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- What, are you sick? - I'm fine, I'm just not hungry.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27- I should talk to him.- No.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30You have your breakfast, I'll do it.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Could just be a guy thing.- Hmm.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Er, no-one touches my waffles.

0:04:41 > 0:04:46So, I got my real Valentine's from my boyfriend yesterday.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48He said he couldn't wait until today.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50That's just how romantic he is.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Boyfriend? You don't have a boyfriend.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Well, it's only recent, but, yeah, I do.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00You're more likely to grow another head than to get a boyfriend.

0:05:00 > 0:05:05Then maybe soon I'll have two heads to go with my one boyfriend.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Three, two, one.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13No way do you have a boyfriend.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15And if you do, why didn't you tell me?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- PHONE RINGS - Ugh.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Harry, I'll call you back.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22So, what's your so-called boyfriend's name?

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Grant! His name is Grant.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Grant who?

0:05:28 > 0:05:29Grant...

0:05:30 > 0:05:32..Dryer!

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Grant Dryer.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Where did you meet? Loser club?

0:05:36 > 0:05:37MILLIE LAUGHS No!

0:05:37 > 0:05:39We met at a...

0:05:40 > 0:05:43..an after-school glasses discussion forum.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Sounds like a laugh a minute.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Oh, he is.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49And he's really into...

0:05:50 > 0:05:53..running. And he is...

0:05:53 > 0:05:55half French,

0:05:55 > 0:05:59which makes him tres fascinating.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Wow!

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- I mean, wow!- Mm-hm.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08You've got...

0:06:08 > 0:06:11No, seriously, wow.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15- It's, it's just so...- Wow?- Yeah.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17I've got to tell everyone about this!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20LAUREN LAUGHS

0:06:20 > 0:06:23So I've invented a boyfriend, which is bad,

0:06:23 > 0:06:25but it felt good.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Lauren even hung up on Harry to talk to me.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Thank you, Fake Grant!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Come on, what's wrong?

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Usually you'd eat a shoe if you could pour syrup on it.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40You can tell me, eh? Guy to guy.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41I already told Mum, I'm fine.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45Sure, but Mum doesn't know the sort of things that can bother us guys.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49Like losing at five-a-side, or waffles getting cold.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51For the last time, I'm fine!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Yeah, he's not fine.

0:07:01 > 0:07:02So is it a guy thing?

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- He doesn't want to talk about it. - Oh.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Well, maybe he'd open up to someone more his own age,

0:07:08 > 0:07:09like Craig.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Ugh, Craig?

0:07:11 > 0:07:12That's not a bad shout.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14And Jake looks up to him.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Well, Jake looks up to most people.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18- I'll give Mike a call.- OK.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Er...

0:07:20 > 0:07:22You ate my waffles, didn't you?

0:07:24 > 0:07:26They were getting cold.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Talk to Jake?

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Nah. Don't think so, mate.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37- See, I've got ladies to talk to. - Please, mate.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Apparently he's really upset about something.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Oh, well, you know my rate, Dad, tenner an hour.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Ha-ha-ha!

0:07:46 > 0:07:50Little Jakey just got himself exactly one hour

0:07:50 > 0:07:52of top-quality Craig.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53Big news.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Millie's got a boyfriend. - No way.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57No way, that is technically impossible.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58- I know, right?- No.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Actually, that card was from me.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02I know it's impossible to tell, but...

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Mum, it couldn't have been more obviously from you

0:08:05 > 0:08:08than if you'd signed it Mum and put a big picture of you on the front.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11But she got another one from her boyfriend.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Oh, why didn't she tell me?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Because she knew you'd grill her about him.- I would not!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19But I grilled her for you.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21His name is Grant, and he's half-French.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Ooh, which half?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27And he likes running.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28Well, that'll come in handy.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31To get away from Millie!

0:08:31 > 0:08:34HE LAUGHS

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Right, I'm going to get this gossip out there.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41We'd better give Millie a bit of space, hey?

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Yeah, as soon as I've had a little chat with her.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46DINGING

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Why did you tell everyone about Grant?

0:08:48 > 0:08:50My tablet is going to melt!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Move.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Sorry, Millie, but news is news.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03TYRES SCREECH, KNOCK AT DOOR

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Hey, Jake. Look who's here.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Oh, right, Craig.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Hi.- Hey, Jake!

0:09:13 > 0:09:17- ENGINE REVS - Mate, is that Ultra Race I can hear?

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Cos I have got some well good tips for that, if you want them.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23- Brilliant. Thanks so much for doing this, Craig.- Anything for Jake.- OK.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33S'up, man?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Right, who's up for a cuppa?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39A biccy, a chat?

0:09:39 > 0:09:42What shall we chat about? Uh...

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Grant?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Lauren, I can't believe you told Mum, as well!

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Well, she's filled me in a bit.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Haven't got too many questions.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52How old is he? Where does he live? What's he like?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55When are we going to meet him?

0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Biccy?- Right, I'm going to go on my hot Valentine's date with Harry.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01- No!- What?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03How about you, Millie, you going anywhere nice with Grant?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05No.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Yes. I mean, of course.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09I just don't know what to wear!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Any ideas, Laurs?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Are you asking for a Lauren-over?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16I am.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Walk this way.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Aww! You're bonding over boyfriends!

0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Sweet. - DINGING

0:10:32 > 0:10:34MILLIE SIGHS

0:10:37 > 0:10:40So, my mum get you to come over?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42What? No.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Course not.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46It was Tony.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49So, what's up with you?

0:10:49 > 0:10:54You not get any Valentine's cards this morning, or something?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56I got five.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Although, I did write three of them to myself.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Just to wind up Millie and Lauren.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02Yeah, nice one.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06So, is it school or home?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09School.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10Teacher or kid?

0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Kid.- Friend or enemy?

0:11:13 > 0:11:16So, there's this kid who keeps on nicking my packed lunch

0:11:16 > 0:11:18and eating it whilst everyone laughs at me.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20No way.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24Jake, you know the exact same thing used to happen to me?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Yeah? What did you do?

0:11:27 > 0:11:28I just had enough one day.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31So, I came up with an evil revenge plan,

0:11:31 > 0:11:35which I'm now going to share with you.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Wicked!

0:11:37 > 0:11:39And sometimes with Harry,

0:11:39 > 0:11:42I feel faint and I get throbbing in my tummy.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Are you sure that's not indigestion?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46No, it's love!

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Do you ever get that with Grant?

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Sort of.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54Like, just going out with him tonight makes me feel nervous.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55And a bit sick.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Well, you're going to look awesome!

0:11:59 > 0:12:01He is going to be blown away.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Blown is right!

0:12:03 > 0:12:05I look like I've been caught in a hurricane!

0:12:05 > 0:12:08The windswept look is in, in, in!

0:12:10 > 0:12:13LAUREN SQUEALS

0:12:13 > 0:12:15MILLIE FAKE LAUGHS

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Having an imaginary boyfriend is not easy!

0:12:20 > 0:12:22All those questions,

0:12:22 > 0:12:24and I have to go out with him this evening

0:12:24 > 0:12:26and he doesn't actually exist!

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Well?

0:12:31 > 0:12:33You were wise to call me.

0:12:33 > 0:12:38He's OK now, but if he does anything weird, just go with it.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Right, OK.

0:12:40 > 0:12:41- ALARM BEEPS - Well, thanks, Craig.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Laters.- Oh, OK. Well, thanks again.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Ooh.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51Hey, hey. Let me do that, honestly. You put your feet up.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Oh. Thanks, Craig.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56No worries.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58You all right, Fran?

0:13:04 > 0:13:07What? Is it wrong?

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Oh, only that step.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Otherwise you carry the mistake forward.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14I do it all the time. Yeah.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- Thanks.- You're welcome.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23- I'll get the door for you. - Oh, cheers, Franster.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- SHE LAUGHS - "Franster" - you're funny.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Um, thanks for talking to Jake.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31It was really nice of you.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33No problemo.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Oh, the...the door.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42I don't care what Lauren and Millie say,

0:13:42 > 0:13:44you don't smell weird.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Right.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Nice one.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55- Hey, Fran.- Hi, Fran.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59Hi.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10PHONE BEEPS

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Oh, no!

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Grant's just texted.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14He can't make it tonight!

0:14:14 > 0:14:17On Valentine's Day? That is cold.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Well, his granny's sick.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22By the way, don't say anything to Dad about Grant.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Grant? Who's Grant?

0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Millie's new boyfriend. - Lauren!

0:14:26 > 0:14:30Boyfriend? Well, that explains the hairdo. Tell me all.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Dad, you're just as bad as Mum.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34- Apparently he likes running. - Does he?

0:14:34 > 0:14:35I mean, yeah, he does.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Mm, into exercise, that's good.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- And he's half-French. - Good-looking people, the French.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- He won't be. - Now, let's see a picture, then.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- I haven't got one. - What, not even on your phone?

0:14:46 > 0:14:48I've got one of Harry. Or, like, 50.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Yeah, I know. I've seen you licking them.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Um. So, I'll just find one of him online.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58- What's his surname, again? - Hair. Grant Hair.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Dryer! It's Dryer.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06- Grant Dryer, good name.- Yeah. - What do his parents do?

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Well, his mum is a...

0:15:10 > 0:15:11..jam...

0:15:11 > 0:15:13inventor.

0:15:13 > 0:15:18Yeah. She creates new jam flavours for jam companies.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20I love jam!

0:15:20 > 0:15:22What about his dad?

0:15:22 > 0:15:23Oh, well, his dad's a...

0:15:25 > 0:15:27- ..dinosaur!- What, what?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Hunter. He's a dinosaur hunter.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Ah, do you mean a palaeontologist?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Look, Dad, will you just stop with all these questions?!

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Mills?

0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Everything all right, my love? - Ah, not really.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Between her and Jake, I've had a very shouty day.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Well, that's the nature of parenting.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50If your kids aren't cross with you for asking too many questions,

0:15:50 > 0:15:52you're probably not asking enough.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54AMBER CHUCKLES

0:15:56 > 0:15:57So...

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Craig was here.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Yeah.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Did he sit there next to you?

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Yeah.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Are you all right?

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Does Craig have...

0:16:15 > 0:16:18You know, does Craig have...

0:16:18 > 0:16:21- a girlfriend?- Don't know.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23He did get five Valentines, though.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24Five?!

0:16:24 > 0:16:27Well, yeah, but he sent three of them to himself,

0:16:27 > 0:16:29just to annoy Millie and Lauren.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31He's such a jokester!

0:16:31 > 0:16:35SHE LAUGHS

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Are you sure you're all right?

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Yeah, of course I am.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Why?

0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Nothing. I'll catch you later.- OK.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Guess what?

0:16:51 > 0:16:57I can't find any pictures of Grant, or any trace of him at all.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Oh, right, yeah.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01That's because he hates the internet.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04That's so odd!

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Because these days, if you're not on the internet,

0:17:07 > 0:17:10it's almost like you don't even...

0:17:10 > 0:17:11exist.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Of course he exists.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Even though you couldn't remember

0:17:15 > 0:17:18whether his surname was Hair or Dryer,

0:17:18 > 0:17:20and then he just cancels your date.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22- I told you, his dog's ill.- His dog?

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Gran.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27I meant gran. What are you trying to say, Lauren?

0:17:27 > 0:17:28That I've made him up or something?

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Because Grant is so real.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33He's so real that it's unreal!

0:17:33 > 0:17:34You should invite him over, then.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Yeah, good idea, I will.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38You should call him.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Right now.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Yeah.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Oh, no! I'm all out of credit.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Mm-hm. Here, use mine.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56MILLIE SIGHS

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Hey, Jake. How are you feeling?

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Great. Just making a special lunch for Monday.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Yeah? Wow, I'm impressed.

0:18:04 > 0:18:05What is it?

0:18:05 > 0:18:10It's a broccoli, Marmite, ketchup, jam and chilli sandwich.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Jake, what makes you think you can take something like that

0:18:12 > 0:18:16- into school?- It wasn't my idea. It was Craig's.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Oh, OK.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Well, that's fine, then.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22I guess.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27OK, bye! I hope your gran feels better.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31He's coming for tea on Monday.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Brilliant. I can't wait!

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Me neither! Yay!

0:18:38 > 0:18:41If she finds out I made him up, then I am dead.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43What am I going to do?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50I couldn't think of anything,

0:18:50 > 0:18:53and Lauren told Mum and Mike about Grant coming,

0:18:53 > 0:18:55and they're going right over the top.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59Oh, hi, Millie. Oh, I can't wait to meet him.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Look, I even made a choc-apocalypse.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Does my hair look OK? I want to make a good impression.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Well...

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Better?

0:19:07 > 0:19:09I thought this was just meant to be you meeting him!

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Oh, but everyone got so excited, and...

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- DOOR BELL RINGS - Oh! Ooh!

0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Hiya.- Fran? Jake?

0:19:19 > 0:19:20You OK?

0:19:20 > 0:19:22I suppose you've come to meet Grant, as well.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Yeah. We think it's really cool that you've got a boyfriend.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Don't we, Jake?- Yeah, whatevs. - Hey, Jake!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35I met someone that I really like.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36I didn't used to, I thought he was gross,

0:19:36 > 0:19:41but really he's kind, and helpful, and so sweet.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45He doesn't know, but still.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51- And then, as usual...- Hey, Craig.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53It's me, Franster.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Oh. Yeah. Hi.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58So, you got that sorted then, mate?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00He couldn't have done it without you, Craig.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Um...

0:20:02 > 0:20:03Right, nice one.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Um, so tell me, man, what happened?

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Well...- Why doesn't Jake tell me, yeah?

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Oh.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14So, he nicked my gross sandwich, took a bite,

0:20:14 > 0:20:16then ran off to be sick,

0:20:16 > 0:20:19and then I ate the sandwich in front of the whole school.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22And now, everyone calls me Iron Stomach.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24No way!

0:20:24 > 0:20:28So, Jake, you beat the bully and got a superhero nickname.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31All thanks to you, Craigo.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Fran's crush, it can't be.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35It couldn't be.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Should we do anything to stop it?

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Don't worry, I think Craig's got this one by himself.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45You are so right about my maths problem.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47- I got an A!- Yeah? Sweet.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53- Urgh.- Oh, sorry, it's mayonnaise.

0:20:56 > 0:20:57Urgh!

0:20:57 > 0:20:59HE BURPS LOUDLY

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Urrrgh!

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Oh, did you want a bite?

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Urrrgh!

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Urgh! What was I thinking?!

0:21:06 > 0:21:10See? Told you, crush over.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13- DOOR BELL RINGS - Ooh!

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Seems like Grant o'clock.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19I've just got to go and get changed.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25I got what I wished for -

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Lauren is watching my every move.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Guess what, Millie?

0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Dad and Amber are here. - You invited them too?

0:21:32 > 0:21:33They just couldn't stay away!

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Can't decide which lame outfit to wear?

0:21:35 > 0:21:38No. I just...

0:21:39 > 0:21:40Grant just texted.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42He can't come - running accident.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Oh. Let me see the text.

0:21:45 > 0:21:49No! I deleted it, because I was so upset.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51How convenient.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54And would this be the same number that you called him from last night?

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Which just happened to be some random fish and chip shop?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Yes, where Grant works.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00He works in a chippy,

0:22:00 > 0:22:03his mum invents jam and his dad tracks dinosaurs?

0:22:03 > 0:22:05- Yep.- Does he have any brothers?

0:22:05 > 0:22:08- No.- Yes.

0:22:08 > 0:22:09- Three.- Sisters?

0:22:09 > 0:22:12- One.- Favourite food?

0:22:12 > 0:22:14- Pasta.- What colour are his eyes?

0:22:14 > 0:22:15- Hazel.- Mm-hmm.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17- And how many brothers does he have, again?- Two.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19- I've gotcha! - SHE GIGGLES

0:22:19 > 0:22:22All right! He isn't real, I made him up!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Why would you invent a boyfriend?

0:22:25 > 0:22:28It's just ever since you met Harry,

0:22:28 > 0:22:31it's like he gets all of you and I don't get any.

0:22:33 > 0:22:34And I missed you.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36If you start crying and telling me that you love me,

0:22:36 > 0:22:39I'm calling the police.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42When you thought I had a boyfriend, we had something in common again,

0:22:42 > 0:22:44and I liked it.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Well, until things got a bit complicated.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52And now everyone's here to meet your fake fella.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- What am I going to do?- Don't know.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57But I know what I'm going to do.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01This will not end well!

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Can I just have a tiny bit?

0:23:08 > 0:23:11No! The choc-apocalypse is for Grant.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Except Grant won't be coming.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17What? I did my hair specially.

0:23:17 > 0:23:18Millie's completely made up...

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Lauren, please don't.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23..a load of reasons why Grant won't be here today,

0:23:23 > 0:23:25but really, it's because...

0:23:28 > 0:23:30..he's dumped her.

0:23:30 > 0:23:31By text.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34And only two days after Valentine's Day, as well!

0:23:34 > 0:23:35Can you believe it?

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Oh, that's awful. - Millie, I'm so sorry.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Couldn't even keep a made-up boyfriend, you loser.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43- PHONE BLEEPS - Hey, Harry! How's it going?

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Oh, sweetheart. I'm so sorry.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50- Thanks, Mum.- I'm sorry too, love.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Here, have some choc-apocalypse to cheer you up.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Thanks, Dad, but maybe later.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Waste not, want not, eh?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01- Can I have a bit?- Hey, tuck in.

0:24:01 > 0:24:05If he dumped you like that, well, he's not worthy of you, Millie.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08Ha! Millie, you're such a loser!

0:24:08 > 0:24:11At least I've still got my five Valentine's Day ladies, hey?

0:24:11 > 0:24:12Actually, wasn't it two?

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Because didn't you send yourself three?

0:24:14 > 0:24:16And I actually sent you the other two

0:24:16 > 0:24:18to make you feel better about yourself, so, um...

0:24:18 > 0:24:20What? No!

0:24:20 > 0:24:22So now who's the loser?

0:24:23 > 0:24:25It's not me.

0:24:25 > 0:24:26It's not me!

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Lauren? Are you all right?

0:24:29 > 0:24:31I, um...

0:24:31 > 0:24:33That was Harry.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37His dad's moving to Ohio next week for work,

0:24:37 > 0:24:39and he's going with him.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42So he thinks it would be best if we just...

0:24:42 > 0:24:44just split up.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Oh, love, not you as well!

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Oh, my poor girls.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51It's too much.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54I'm sorry. You must feel awful.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56I just thought we really clicked, you know?

0:24:56 > 0:25:01Yeah. I mean, I kind of know what you're going through.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Oh, poor Lauren.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Still, she can milk this for weeks.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10But you know what?

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Even that's better than having no Lauren at all...

0:25:13 > 0:25:15LAUREN CRIES

0:25:15 > 0:25:17That's what I mean, I don't deserve it.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20- MOUTH FULL:- Oh. Lauren, have some choc-apocalypse.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22- I don't want any food, Dad! - ..I think.