0:00:02 > 0:00:03It's a big day for Mum,
0:00:03 > 0:00:05she has a meeting to get her cushions
0:00:05 > 0:00:06put on the Puffy Fun website.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Now, you know your pitch.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10My cushions are puffy and fun...
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Oh, that's all I can remember.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Relax, you'll be a star.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16I've made you lunch, I will see you after.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19- Thanks,- Mr. Go get 'em, Mrs.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Aww! They call each other Mr and Mrs!
0:00:28 > 0:00:29How cute is that?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31And it's not even like they're married.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34They wanted to last year, but we put a stop to that.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38I think the kids are right, I think it's too soon.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39Whoa.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43You're actually listening to us, for once?
0:00:43 > 0:00:44We were so against it, then.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46I wonder what we were thinking?
0:00:47 > 0:00:51Do you know Mum and Mike call each other Mr and Mrs?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Yeah, when they think we can't hear.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55And, they wear matching Valentine's Day jumpers.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Ugh, Millie, don't remind me.
0:00:57 > 0:01:02So maybe, they should actually, like, really get married!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Look at it this way.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Why shouldn't they get married?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Ugh, don't go there again.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43We've been through all this. There's no way we're ready.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Times change, and maybe we should change with them.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48What if it messes up the family, though?
0:01:48 > 0:01:49You just said it.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51We're a family now.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54I guess someone else could be even worse than you guys.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Ugh, stop it. We know that you miss us when we're at our dad's.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Yeah, right. As if.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01But what about Dad?
0:02:02 > 0:02:03That's different, too.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Dad's on his way to Babyville, so he's sorted.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09No, it works fine now.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Why do you always have to interfere by being right?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15But in their heads, they're already married.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18So what's really changing?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I suppose they could take us somewhere cool for the honeymoon.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24And by cool, I mean hot.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27For this to work, it needs to happen fast.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30That way, there won't be time for anyone to get cold feet.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Including us.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33So...
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- OK.- Whatever.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39They could always say no.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42But tonight, we're going to propose.
0:02:47 > 0:02:52Uh, I just wanted the floor to open up and swallow me.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54The Puffy Fun buyer is the least fun person
0:02:54 > 0:02:56I've ever met in my entire life!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Well, you never know, every failure
0:02:59 > 0:03:01is a stepping stone to success.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Carpet's vacuumed, coats hung up, we're in the wrong house!
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Quick, let's go!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Don't worry, Mum.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09What? What do you mean?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11It's OK, we tidied up.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Why? Are you ill?
0:03:13 > 0:03:17What have you done? Look, whatever you want, the answer's no.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Oh, you're welcome.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Chill, Mum.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Go.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Right, what is going on?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30We've got something we want to ask you.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Er, you want another holiday?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34A bigger TV? A party?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Mum.- Dad.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Will you...
0:03:39 > 0:03:40..marry each other?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Be Mr and Mrs, but for real.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46We're all right as we are, though, really, aren't we?
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Well, it just works.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49We wouldn't want to mess that up.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51But we're saying WE'RE ready.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53We feel like we're a family now.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56You don't have to hold back, just lose the matching jumpers!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Are you... Are you serious?
0:04:00 > 0:04:01You've already got the ring.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- MIKE:- I do! I mean...
0:04:08 > 0:04:09I really want to.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12It's my dream come true.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17All right.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Yeah, why not?
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Yes!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23THEY APPLAUD
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Ah, this is proper emotional!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30We're going to have to set a date.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32That's the best part, we already have.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34The registrar has a last-minute cancellation,
0:04:34 > 0:04:36and we've found a venue!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38What? When, when for?!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- Saturday.- This Saturday?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Yes. That way, no-one has a chance to lose their nerve.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Then you won't have time to think of a load of weird stuff,
0:04:47 > 0:04:49like last time, Groomzilla!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Of course, Mike being Mike,
0:04:57 > 0:04:59he managed to think of one or two weird things.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Yes, I'll hold.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04So, right, we found this place where they release doves,
0:05:04 > 0:05:06and then they fly home again.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- No.- CRAIG:- Well, we're still going
0:05:09 > 0:05:11to have that massive cake, though, yeah?
0:05:11 > 0:05:15There's no time, we'll be lucky if there's a plate of scones.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Mum, why isn't Dad on the guest list?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Oh, we went through this last time, love.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21You don't invite your ex to your wedding.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24But Mum, he's our dad, I want him there.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Maybe... I mean, maybe we should invite Tony.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28I mean, he is part of our story.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Mike!- Well, it's not exactly a conventional wedding, is it?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- CRAIG:- Not with you involved, geezer!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37What if... What if Dad had something to do?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Like, park the cars?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41No. Like, give us his blessing?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Tony make a speech?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Ah, Mum, that's such a great idea!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Just a few words, so then it won't feel so weird.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54- All right.- Yes!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57You will regret this, but all right.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05Married? Ah, I'm happy for her, but haven't we been here before?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Well, yeah, but...- There's no time for them to change their minds.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10It's on Saturday.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- What, this Saturday?- And you're all invited!
0:06:13 > 0:06:17What, us? Ah, love, I don't think that's a good idea.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Your mum wouldn't want us...
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Mum wants you to say a few words.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Me?! What, make a speech?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Only a tiny one.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Mostly about how amazing me and Lauren are.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Please, Dad?
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Well, OK, then.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Yes! I can't wait.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Sweetheart, you've got that festival
0:06:34 > 0:06:36with your dad this weekend, remember?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Wait, we can't go to both?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40No, Jake. Andy's been arranging this for months.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41You can't let him down now.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43We'll save you some cake, OK?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- FRAN:- I don't want any cake!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Can I just say, that doesn't go for me.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57OK. Here goes.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03I think it's very brave of Sharon to have another go.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Especially after the first time!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08And Mike's a tolerant guy.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12He'll need to be! Still, second time lucky, eh?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Dad, I don't think you can say that.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Ah, OK, which bit?
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Any of it!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Just leave it with me, Millie, I know what I'm doing.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Craig wants to do a few numbers in the foyer.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Oh, no, Mike.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30It'll frighten the aunties!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- What are you wearing?- My wedding robes.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38What if I lose the flower crown?
0:07:38 > 0:07:39No.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Hi, Mike.- Hi, Millie.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Millie?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49How is your dad's speech coming along?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Really, really well.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Good, because I'm holding you personally responsible.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Why me?- It was your idea.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I'm starting to wonder if this was such a great plan.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Yeah?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13I'm afraid it's a no, Son.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16So what, Sharon doesn't like my songs, or...?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18No, no, she loves your songs, mate.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20It's just, there's not enough time.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Yeah, right!- Hey, I'm going to have to lose my Elvish robes, OK?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25We're all having to make sacrifices.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Ah, Millie! I've made an alteration.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Ahem.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Hold it!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36I'm going to write your speech.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37But it's meant to be from me.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41And it will be. But you need to see it from Mum's side of things.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42She never saw things from mine.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- Dad!- OK, but can we at least pretend that I wrote it?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Ah, this wedding.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49What am I going to wear
0:08:49 > 0:08:53that doesn't make me look like a space hopper in a shower curtain?
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Even Amber's stressing.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Mills, you know what this wedding means?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Mum and Dad are never, ever getting back together.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06That's OK, though. Yeah?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09It's OK.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Just a bit final.- I know.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Maybe there's an alternate universe where they did stay together.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18And an alternate Millie and Lauren, still listening to them argue.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Night, Mills.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Night, Laurs.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32The big day!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34But I'm so nervous.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Well, at least I haven't got my trademark family-occasion big spot.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- All right?- Have you only just got up?!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44No. It's just Lauren's been in there for, like, an hour.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Go away!
0:09:46 > 0:09:49It's not just girls who need to make themselves look good, you know.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51I need to shape my eyebrows.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Seriously, do you?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Of course not! It got you out, though!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Come on, get ready, or we'll be late!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Was it my idea to do this in such a rush?!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Please let this not be a disaster.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Argh! Shoe crisis!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Tony, are you ready? Don't forget,
0:10:16 > 0:10:18we've still got to pick the present up.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Wallet, wallet...
0:10:20 > 0:10:23OK. Erm, hanky...
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Speech, speech!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Where's my speech?- Don't panic, here it is.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Admit it, I look like a beach ball in a play tent, don't I?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Ah, come on, you look fabulous.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39I hope Fran and Jake are OK, they should be with us.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41They're fine, they're rocking out with their dad.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44It's been raining all week, it's probably a sea of mud.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45You OK? What's the baby doing?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Front crawl, it feels like.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Come on, let's go.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56It's just so sudden.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57I'm not sure I'm ready.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00I made such a mess of it last time.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Anyway, Julie, I've got to go.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05I'm running really, really late.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07I'll see you there. Bye-bye.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Dad and I are going to the main stage.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Apparently the mud there is deep.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Are you coming?
0:11:18 > 0:11:22No. I'm going to sit here wondering why I'm not at a nice, dry wedding,
0:11:22 > 0:11:24and catch up on some homework.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- Seriously?- That's how bored I am.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Oh, no. This is Millie's speech that she wrote for Tony.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37We have to get this to him before he reads the wrong one!
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Dad'll have to take us.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- When?- Now!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Aunt Kathleen! So glad you could make it!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Aunt Muriel! Lovely to see you... - Craigster!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I haven't seen you since Christmas, mate.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Ollie, mate, has it really been that long?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09You look like a right wally.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Let me get a shot of you like that.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12No photos!
0:12:12 > 0:12:13No photos!
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Just leave me alone, OK!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Hey! It's just a wedding! Craig?
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Millie, are you all right?
0:12:23 > 0:12:24No.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Craig, mate, what is it?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34This is, like, their wedding.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37You know? Their dad gets to make a speech.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Yeah, but your dad's the groom!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41And Sharon won't let me sing.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Oh, is that what this is about?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45I look like an idiot!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Mate, no, you look smart.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Now, come on, we'll be late.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Don't push me, all right?
0:12:55 > 0:12:58I'm sorry, Mum. This is all my fault.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Millie, what is?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Hello? Everyone's waiting for us!
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Lauren, please.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Craig is sulking, Fran and Jake aren't here, nothing feels right.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Get a grip, OK, you're not the one that's getting married.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Lauren, can you give us a minute?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Typical Sharon.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Makes you hurry up, keeps you waiting.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Oh, well, never mind.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Have you got your speech?
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Craig, it's normal to have nerves when you're getting married.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Or...when your dad is.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39But a wedding,
0:13:39 > 0:13:41it's like a leap of faith.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44And I want you to leap with me, Son.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Mum, you don't have to do this.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- What do you mean?- We can just carry on as we are.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04I heard you saying that you were worried.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06That you made a mess of things last time.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Oh, Millie.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10That was just letting off steam.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Things will stay the same as they are.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Only, better.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Sorry, but we are out of time.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Come on, Millie.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22We've got a wedding to get to.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Sharon!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- Mike!- Everything OK?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Fine. You?
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Fine, yeah.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Oh, there you are.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48I was just about to send out a search party.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50This is Craig, he's going to be giving me away.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Yes, yes. Shall we?
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Would you mind reading this out, please?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56It's Elrond's blessing.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59You know, the elf dude.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01From The Lord of the Rings?
0:15:01 > 0:15:02Elrond the elf.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Well, if there's time, er, shall we?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Up the stairs, as quick as you like.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Thank you very much.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Sorry, everyone.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Sorry!- That's right, everyone take your places.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Fast as you can.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Thank you.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22We're ready at last.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24So, hello and welcome.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26We are gathered here today...
0:15:28 > 0:15:30We are gathered here today...
0:15:30 > 0:15:32What're you doing? You can take pictures afterwards.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34- I need to get out.- But they've started.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36So have I. Sorry.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Excuse me, sorry, thank you.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41- Just talk amongst yourselves.- Look after that, will you, love?
0:15:41 > 0:15:42- Sorry.- Excuse us.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Right.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- As I was saying...- Sorry, can we
0:15:50 > 0:15:52just press the pause button for a second?
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Because that man was going to say a few words,
0:15:53 > 0:15:55so he really needs to be here.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58And who's he, Bilbo Baggins?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00No. Tony.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02My ex-husband.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Is this it? It's just a building.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12What did you expect, a palace of spun sugar?
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Where are they?
0:16:16 > 0:16:17This way!
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Now you're talking.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Ah! Argh!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32I am definitely having this baby now!
0:16:32 > 0:16:33What?! Are you sure?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35It's just, I read online you can get these cramps...
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Tony, I'm a midwife, of course I'm sure!
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Ah, OK. Ah, stay calm...
0:16:41 > 0:16:43I am calm, which makes one of us.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Ah, right, OK, we need to get you to the maternity unit.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49SHE GROANS
0:16:49 > 0:16:51I don't think there's going to be time for that,
0:16:51 > 0:16:52you're going to have to call the midwife.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Don't say it!
0:17:02 > 0:17:06The next party will be arriving soon, there'll be a wedding jam.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11I'll go see what's keeping Dad.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15I told you you'd regret inviting him.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Great minds think alike, eh?
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Whoa, dude, did you have a fight with a puddle?!
0:17:35 > 0:17:36I'm not doing anything wrong.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Relax. We both have the same idea.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Why sit there listening to boring "Blah, blah, I do",
0:17:43 > 0:17:44when we could be getting stuck into the buffet?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- I'm Ollie.- Jake.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Have a cake, Jake.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57They're getting restless.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03It's OK,
0:18:03 > 0:18:04I've got this.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09All right? I'm Craig.
0:18:09 > 0:18:16How's it going? Now, I know you all know Marry You, eh, am I right?
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Yeah? Well...
0:18:20 > 0:18:22# It's a beautiful night
0:18:22 > 0:18:27# Looking for something dumb to do
0:18:27 > 0:18:29# Hey, baby
0:18:29 > 0:18:32# I think I wanna marry you... #
0:18:32 > 0:18:33That's my boy.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36# Is it the look in your eyes...? #
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Oh, where are they, Jake?
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Jake?
0:18:45 > 0:18:46Where are you, Jake?
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Jake?!
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Millie!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54We need Dad, like, yesterday.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Craig has started singing!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57He's not coming, Amber is having the baby!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59What?! You're kidding!
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Is this my "I'm kidding" face?!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Dad's in there delivering a baby, on his own.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04- He needs us.- Wait!
0:19:04 > 0:19:07If Mum's wedding is ruined, she will never get over it.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09She needs us, too!
0:19:09 > 0:19:10You know what this is?
0:19:10 > 0:19:14This is the ultimate in-between moment.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18THEY LAUGH, THEY CRY
0:19:18 > 0:19:20How are we supposed to choose?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Wedding, baby.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Mum, Dad. Wedding, baby...
0:19:24 > 0:19:26OK, you're babbling. Do you want me to slap you?
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Yes... No!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Hi, I'm here.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Where do I go?- Who are you with, the bride or groom?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Um, neither.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35I'm with the baby.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- BOTH:- The midwife!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40# Hey, baby
0:19:40 > 0:19:44# I think I want to marry you... #
0:19:44 > 0:19:46APPLAUSE
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Who knows the words to Thinking Out Loud?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- Yeah?- I think we'll leave it there, Son.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Yeah?- It was great.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Where is he?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Pretty busy right now.
0:20:03 > 0:20:04He's supposed to be giving his speech.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07OK, he gave me his speech, I'll read it.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Hi, I'm meant to be my dad.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16LAUGHTER
0:20:17 > 0:20:20I think it's very brave of Sharon to have another go,
0:20:20 > 0:20:22especially after the first time.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25And Mike's a tolerant guy, he'll need to be.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27No, wait...
0:20:27 > 0:20:29- I...- Millie, Millie!
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- Fran?- Sorry, long story.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Here.- Thanks.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Perfect timing.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Right, I'll start again, then.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Hi, I'm Tony.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I know it's a bit odd, me being here.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52But nothing's that normal about our family,
0:20:52 > 0:20:54or should I say "families"?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57So I'm here to wish Sharon all the best,
0:20:57 > 0:21:02and to give my love to our two gorgeous, amazing girls.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03I can't read this...
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Anyway, it's Mum and Dad who are amazing.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10But together they were a bit like...
0:21:12 > 0:21:13..two left boots?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18And then Mum met Mike, and Craig.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20We gave them a bit of a hard time at first,
0:21:20 > 0:21:22just to check they were up to it.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25And they were.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27And now,
0:21:27 > 0:21:29now, I can't really picture life without them.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32And I think...
0:21:33 > 0:21:37I think this is all going to work out fine.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40APPLAUSE
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Mike and Sharon, I'm happy to be here on your big day.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52Except, he's not here, he's out there having a baby!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55What? Mum!
0:22:00 > 0:22:02May I please carry on?
0:22:06 > 0:22:07That was amazeballs.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Yeah.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16What's a "Hamilton Party"?
0:22:21 > 0:22:24A Hamilton Party is where we've eaten the food
0:22:24 > 0:22:26meant for someone else's wedding.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Let's get out of here!
0:22:29 > 0:22:31This is not how I planned this to be!
0:22:31 > 0:22:33SHE YELLS
0:22:33 > 0:22:36It's OK, you're doing really well.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Thanks.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40Mum!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Mum? Mum!
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Wait, wait, wait... What are you doing here?
0:22:45 > 0:22:47- Tony!- Where have you been?
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Did you give him the speech?
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Mum's having the baby!
0:22:49 > 0:22:50- What?!- Tony!
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Wait here!
0:22:55 > 0:22:56- JAKE:- Yes!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Does anybody here know any reason why Mike and Sharon
0:23:00 > 0:23:02should not be married here today?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04AMBER YELLS
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I take that as a "no"!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12I now declare you husband and wife.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15APPLAUSE
0:23:20 > 0:23:23And now you really must go, or we'll be backed up here for hours.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25No, but I just wanted to say...
0:23:28 > 0:23:31I just wanted to tell everyone here...
0:23:33 > 0:23:34..how much I love you.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38And the girls. And...
0:23:38 > 0:23:41how lucky I am to have found you.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42Oh...
0:23:45 > 0:23:47And if we're all done here...
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Wait! The blessing of Elrond?
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Seriously?
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Oh, give it here!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55I've always wanted to do this!
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Look not too far ahead...
0:24:00 > 0:24:02..but go with good hearts...
0:24:03 > 0:24:06..and let the blessings of elves and men...
0:24:08 > 0:24:09..go with you.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11BABY CRIES
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Hey, what's up? Did I miss anything?
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Now then, the honeymoon.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Ah, yeah! I vote somewhere hot.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- Hawaii?- You're not coming!
0:25:13 > 0:25:18- No way!- What?!- Look who's here!
0:25:18 > 0:25:23- Hi, guys.- Hello. How cute...
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- He's well small.- And unbelievably gorgeous!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- JAKE:- I'm a big brother now.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31- CRAIG:- Yeah.- So come on, have you thought of a name yet?
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- AMBER:- We were thinking Hector.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Oh, right, after the ancient Trojan hero?
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- DAD:- Actually, no. After Amber's grandad.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46So that was a seriously crazy 24 hours.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49And who was I kidding, no-one would lose it?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51And I was the worst!
0:25:51 > 0:25:54But now, Mike is Mr Mum, and Dad is a new dad!
0:25:58 > 0:26:02And I just knew Lauren and Mum would go all gaga over the baby.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04I don't see what all the fuss is about, myself.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Hey, Mills. Here you go.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Aw!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Hello, Hector.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20Hello! Now, I will tell you who all these people are later, OK?
0:26:22 > 0:26:25But trust me, I think you're going to like it here.