0:00:02 > 0:00:04So, basically, I'm talking, like, party.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06It's going to, like, be the swaggiest legit,
0:00:06 > 0:00:08so it'll be totes edgy, you know?
0:00:08 > 0:00:09Erm...
0:00:09 > 0:00:11- What will?- No idea.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18Why is the fourth most popular girl in school talking to us?
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Still, it's good for our bus cred.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25ETHEREAL MUSIC
0:00:28 > 0:00:30And that is Liam.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Fran thinks no-one knows that she likes him.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Everyone knows.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38So, basically, do you want to come?
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- Come where?- To my party.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Basically that I've been telling you about.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Did you not even notice my face moving?
0:00:45 > 0:00:49Your party? As if. Millie's way too much of a goody two-shoes.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52SHE CHUCKLES
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Actually, yeah. I'd love to come.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Cool, cos it'll be out of control.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35You're going to Chloe's party?
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Why would you even invite you?
0:01:37 > 0:01:38She's hardly said two words to you before.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41She senses we're the cool kids of tomorrow?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44No way. She's totally in... Wait.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46What do you mean "we"?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- You're coming too, aren't you? - Who says I am?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- This could really up our profile. - I don't want a profile.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- ETHEREAL MUSIC - Hi, Liam.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Oh, yes, you do.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Well...OK.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06I'll come. IF my mum says I can.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10- And what about yours? - I can handle my mum.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I didn't know you knew that lot.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Aren't they a bit...wild?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17It'll just be a few of them. Us.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20I mean, it's probably just pizza and movies.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Well, if you're not back too late.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Is this cray-cray Chloe's party?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Why? What have you heard?- Nothing!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- You haven't heard anything. - It's a pool party.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Oh, I didn't know they had a pool.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35They don't. They're going to dig one.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36And Frank McKinney's going.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39What, the one they call Flaming Frank?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Yeah, but he hasn't set fire to anything for months now.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Well, apart from Mr Webster's socks.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- What do Chloe's parents think? - Erm...they won't be there.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49I don't blame them.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Her older brother's in charge,
0:02:51 > 0:02:53but he mostly just stays in his bedroom playing online.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Honestly, the house could burn down and he wouldn't notice.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Yeah, I don't think so, love. Sorry.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01It's not really your sort of thing.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Well, let's be honest, you're far too...sensible!
0:03:05 > 0:03:08"Sensible"? Wow, thanks.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13SHE SIGHS
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Sometimes, Mark, a parent must be prepared to be unpopular.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Really? But what if they don't like you for it?
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Hold it right there. That is for the school bake sale.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Ugh...
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Sensible? I am not sensible.
0:03:35 > 0:03:3899, 100...
0:03:38 > 0:03:39done.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47OK, maybe I am a bit. But where does that get me?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Trampled on, while the others get what they want
0:03:50 > 0:03:53by being totally unreasonable - like Craig.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57DOORBELL RINGS
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Come on, son, minicab's here.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Promise you'll take me to Drum World.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04You know I can't do that, mate.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Well, then, I'm not going.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- DOORBELL RINGS - Please, Craig, we'll miss our train.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Oh, come on, you know Granny's looking forward to seeing us, hey?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Craig, I will not stand for this! - CAR HORN BEEPS
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Oh, mate, don't go...
0:04:21 > 0:04:23All right, I promise.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29It's not pretty, but it works.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32And Lauren, well, she's even worse.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Literally all of my friends have suede dungaree dresses!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38This is a violation of my fashion rights!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40When ketchup hits suede, it's game over.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Can I get in there, please?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44No! Cos I locked myself to it!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46I am a suede suffragette!
0:04:48 > 0:04:50SHE SIGHS
0:04:52 > 0:04:54They're both shameless.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Right - "sensible" is not going to get me to that party.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I need to raise my game.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I need to go bad.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08There. Now the toothpaste will go crusty.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13I can't. It's just not me.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16SHE SIGHS
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- LAUREN:- Did you hear Millie got banned from going to Chloe's party?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Yeah, I know. She's such a loser.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Right!
0:05:23 > 0:05:27HIGH-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC
0:05:46 > 0:05:48There, I've done it now.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Mum has created a monster - me!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Hello, mate.- Hey, Mum.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Hi, can I go to a really dodgy party tomorrow with Millie?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09No, I thought not. I'll tell her you won't let me.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Hang on, hang on...
0:06:12 > 0:06:13What's dodgy about it?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16There are no parents - just a big brother with giant earphones.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- That sounds all right. - No, it's going to be really wild.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Oh, I went to a few wild parties in my time.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Did I tell you about the one where I was in a barrel
0:06:24 > 0:06:26and this boy jumped over me on his moped?
0:06:26 > 0:06:27He had lovely hair.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Mum, I don't want to know! And that is SO irresponsible.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Well, if you can't go off the rails a bit when you're young...
0:06:32 > 0:06:36I don't want to go off the rails or do anything in a barrel.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Millie will look after you.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40And maybe it's time my kids went a bit wild, eh?
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Mmm! - AMBER CHUCKLES
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Here we go, Mike's magnificent superfood salad.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48I put extra sunflower seeds on.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Mmm(!) Hold me back.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- SHE GASPS - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Oh! Hasn't anyone ever told you? Ketchup actually ruins suede.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Urgh!
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Drop it!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Step away from the cake.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14What have you two got to say about the state of the bathroom?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17I've told you 100 times not to leave it like that.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19- What? It wasn't me.- Or me. - Oh, so you say.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- So, who was it, then?- It was Millie.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Ha! Yeah, right, nice try.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Clean it up, or you are grounded for a week.
0:07:28 > 0:07:33- Mum!- Whoa, Sharon... - Yes, I went there! So, go on, march.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37So unfair! You always blame me for everything!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Mum, it WAS me.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Oh, look, it's very kind of you,
0:07:40 > 0:07:43but don't take the rap for her because she doesn't deserve it.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Oh, never mind, sweetheart. Accidents happen. I'll clear it up.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Can you make a start on the washing up, please?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54No! Do it yourself.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Millie's right. She's always doing the washing up.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- It can probably wait...- Ugh!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00They're so used to me being a doormat
0:08:00 > 0:08:02that they can't see my inner badness.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05I've got to go further...
0:08:05 > 0:08:06MUCH further.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Jake, what have you done to your room?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Not room, Mum - moon cave. You said we should be a bit wilder.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20I meant Fran. You're wild enough as it is.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22I'm sorry, love, but this just isn't on.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24But it's my moon cave.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Seriously, who covers the walls of a rented flat with papier-mache?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Brought us another batch, Commander.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38KNOCK AT DOOR
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Never thought I'd say this, but I want to learn how to be you.
0:08:44 > 0:08:50Sorry, Mill, just can't teach this effortless supercool.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Oh...
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Ha. I don't want to be cool.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01I want to be bad.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- You? Goody two-shoes?- Yeah, me.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07I want to know how to drive grown-ups over the edge.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09You haven't got it in you, Millie.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13That trashed bathroom? Yeah, that was me.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15You know my rate - £10 an hour.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17I'll take five minutes.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20OK. First...
0:09:22 > 0:09:24..you've got to give them the silent treatment.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26You've got to give them the ice face.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Good. Good, now, shut your mouth and keep it shut.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40"Millie, can you tidy your room, please?"
0:09:40 > 0:09:44"If you tidied your room, love, you'd be able to find things."
0:09:45 > 0:09:48"Millie, if you don't tidy your room now,
0:09:48 > 0:09:50"then...you're going to be sorry!"
0:09:50 > 0:09:52"OK, I'll give you £10."
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Good. Now, chuck us that mag.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- This one?- Ha! Game over!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Oldest trick in the book, that, mate.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Hmm.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Well, that's fine, if you've got all day.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10I'll teach you my way... if you clean the bathroom.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13But Mum told you to do it. That's not fair.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17You know what's not fair? Life isn't fair.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Is it? When you think about it.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Is life fair?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Well, yeah, I think it is quite fair.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Is it fair that Craig had to pay for that haircut?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Is it fair that you can't go to the party just because Mum says so?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Is life fair?- No, life is not fair!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Craig, is life fair? - No, not really!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Life is not fair! - So, altogether, then...
0:10:37 > 0:10:40ALL: Life's not fair! Life's not fair!
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Life's not fair! Life's not fair!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Life's not fair!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49So, come on, get mad, because literally you have nothing to lose.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51OK. OK.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Erm...should I get mad now?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Yes, now!
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Let me go to the party,
0:10:56 > 0:10:59or do you want me to be a tragic loser forever?!
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Throw something!
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Oi!
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Woo!
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Breakthrough. So, here are your weapons.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Fire and ice.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Ice - stone face.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Fire - war face!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Welcome to bad.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Look out, Mum!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You're not ready for Mum.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30I'd do a warm up on a softer target.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- Mike?- Not that soft.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35What about your dad?
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Rough kids, loud music, hoverboards...
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Sorry, Princess, it's a no from me.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Fire and ice. I almost feel sorry for him.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Right, who's for a cup of tea?
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Millie, love, tea?
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Tea and a bickie?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Hot chocolate and a jammy doughnut?
0:12:06 > 0:12:09OK, maybe I was a bit too hasty...
0:12:09 > 0:12:11No. Come on, Millie, let's go.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15What are you doing?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17I need to be in there where he can see me ignoring him.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19You're right, we shouldn't take this lying down.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21My turn. I'll soften him up for you.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30What's this bumpy thing in the middle of your back?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- My spine.- Right, so use it!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Don't let Millie go to the party.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35It doesn't matter if she gets mad at you.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Millie...Millie's mad at me?! Why? What did I do?!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Millie, love, is everything all right?- No!
0:12:44 > 0:12:47What gives you the right to say what I can and can't do?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Er...I'm your father. - Well, why won't you let me grow up?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52The thing is, you won't like it, Mills.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54- You're far too sensi... - Don't say it!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02OK, as far as I'm concerned, you can go.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Thanks!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Now all you have to do is call Mum and tell her that you said it's OK.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13You said yes?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16What happened to backing each other up?
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Oh, she got angry, did she? Oh, poor you(!)
0:13:19 > 0:13:21All right, she's just come in.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I'll call you back later - if you're unlucky!
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Stop...taking advantage of your dad.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Dad said I could go to the party. - So I hear.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Well, as far as I'm concerned, it's still a no.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35But Dad said yes!
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Here's how this works - a no-no is a no.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40A yes-no is also a no.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Only a yes-yes is a yes.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44- Yes?- No! No!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47You are not going, and that is final!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- DOOR SLAMS - Ugh!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52It's Bad Millie versus Mum.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Oh, Mum's tough, all right.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Those eyes... Ugh.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59But Bad Millie is just getting into her stride,
0:13:59 > 0:14:02and she's got a party to go to.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05ROCK MUSIC
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Millie's mum's forbidden her to go. - Well, I am not her.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17You have my permission, and that is final.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20And you won't let me turn my room into a moon cave.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22- Now, that's mean.- If you don't want to go, then just tell her.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Why do I have to be the bad guy?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26You're my mum - that's your job.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- TABLET RINGS - Erm, Fran...- Not now. It's not fair.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30It's Liam.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34(Who's Liam?)
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Hi, Liam.
0:15:37 > 0:15:42'Hi. You invited me on a group chat but there's no-one else here.'
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Isn't there? I'm sure they'll be joining us soon.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59ALARM RINGS
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Seriously, you've alarmed the cake? Why are you not trusting?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- I mean, you blame me for so... - I'm not blaming you.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I'm blaming the selfish, stubborn one.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Oh, come on, I didn't even eat... - I don't even mean you.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09She means me.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Oh, it's the silent treatment, is it?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Oh, hello, ice face.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Well, Lauren didn't even speak to me for a whole week once.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21I didn't even notice - I thought she had laryngitis.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Yeah, Sharon, can I have a word, please?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Place your hands in the ice-cold water.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31It will address your emotional balance.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Plus it's good for your nails.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36And, as the Buddha says, you will not be punished for your anger,
0:16:36 > 0:16:38but you will be punished by your anger.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Oh, he had teenagers too, did he?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Remember, how you talk to your kids becomes their inner voice,
0:16:43 > 0:16:45so don't shout.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47No, you're right.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Lean in and whisper - it's scarier.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54HE EXHALES DEEPLY
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- SHE GASPS - Your hands are so cold!
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- Are you even human? - I can't believe you won't let me go.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Everyone will laugh at me.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Oh, we're speaking now, are we? Ice face melt, did it?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I just want to have some fun.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09You know, the stuff that makes your kids happy.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13What? What do you mean? I like fun. I like vegetable cushions.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16I'm going to that party, and I don't care what you say.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19No, you are not. Not while you're under my roof.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Well, I have another roof,
0:17:21 > 0:17:23and at least Dad still remembers what it's like being young.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Young? You're acting like a baby. - Cos you're treating me like one.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Did you just stamp your tiny little foot?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30See? Could you be any more patronising?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- Oh, don't you know some big words! - Ugh!
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Look, you're not ready for this, and I am just warming up.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Now, I'm going to give you a way out and you'd better take it. OK?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Right, you've made your point, love. Maybe we can have a party here soon.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Yeah, well done, Sharon. Guess what? You really showed her.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Yeah, Millie, it's over.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49And I thought you were the sensible one.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Yeah, you're right, and I've only just realised why.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Oh, why's that, then?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Cos when you and Dad were fighting all the time, someone had to be.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Don't be daft!
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Back then, you were acting like a kid and I was the grown-up.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Do you know? I have had enough of this.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Go to your room, please. Without your tea.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Fine! I'll just have this.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Give that back.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Sure. Catch.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16MUM GASPS
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- 'Funny how no-one else showed...' - I know, right?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32'OK, well, you hang up first.'
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- 'No, you hang up.'- No, you. - PHONE RINGS
0:18:37 > 0:18:40'Got to go. Bye.'
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- Hi, Millie.- Hi.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48I'm just calling to say that I can't come to the party.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50If you want to go, I don't mind.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53That's OK. If you're not allowed to go, then I won't go either.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55OK. I'll see you later.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Bye.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14You've got to know when to be firm, Mike.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Your kids need to respect you first and like you second.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21I'd say you've achieved that.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Oh...I sound like my mum.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Oh, Mike...
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Is Millie right?
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Did we lean on her too much?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Well, is it nature or nurture?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Which came first - the chicken or the road?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37I mean, Millie was always going to be a Millie,
0:19:37 > 0:19:39otherwise she'd be, like...a Betty.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Right... So, what do I do now?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45We could always try my way.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47What, just bury my head in a cabbage smoothie?
0:19:47 > 0:19:48- LAUREN:- Mum...
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Mike's right.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52You're kind of overreacting.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Oh... What about my cake?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Well, bits of it are still OK.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58It's just a shock coming from Millie.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Mmm. You've got to cut her some slack, Sharon.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Yeah, plus you'll have the element of surprise.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10See, a wise general always does what her opponent least expects.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Can I come and see your moon cave?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25I can't stop you. And it's not a moon cave any more.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29You know, what this room really needs...
0:20:31 > 0:20:32..is lumpy walls.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Yeah?- Yeah. You're right.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38How can I let Fran be wild and not you?
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Just try and keep it off the ceiling, yeah?
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Wicked!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44And when you get bored of it,
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Space Commander Tony can help you scrape it off.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49When would I ever get bored of it?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- When you start being interested in girls.- Ugh, yuck! No, yeesh!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06SHE EXHALES
0:21:06 > 0:21:07SHE KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Come in.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Well, that was pretty horrible.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Right, here's my offer. Are you ready?- Ready.
0:21:20 > 0:21:25- One, scrape up what's left of my cake and tidy the kitchen.- OK.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Two...
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- ..you'll bake me another one before Friday.- OK.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36- Three, take back "I'm no fun".- I do.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Four...
0:21:39 > 0:21:41be home from the party before 11.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44What? You mean I can go?
0:21:44 > 0:21:46That's what I said, isn't it?
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Or am I not allowed to change my mind?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51So...it's a yes-yes?
0:21:52 > 0:21:54And that's a proper yes.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Wow. I did not see that coming.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07PHONE RINGS
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- Hi, Mills.- 'Guess what?'
0:22:09 > 0:22:11We can go to Chloe's after all.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Fran?
0:22:15 > 0:22:18You know what? The truth is I really don't want to go.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21No-one will talk to us, and we'll just stand there like planks.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Oh...OK. No problem.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- 'You should have just said.' - Thanks.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Only, Liam's going, and he texted me
0:22:28 > 0:22:30'asking if you were.'
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Who? Liam? Did he? I mean, who cares about Liam?
0:22:33 > 0:22:35OK, whatever.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36'See ya.'
0:22:40 > 0:22:43And three, two, one...
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- PHONE RINGS - Hi, me again.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Now that I think about it, I'd better come too.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Otherwise I'd only worry about you.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Great. Wild party, here we come.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59POP MUSIC PLAYS
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Sorry. Excuse me.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Fran!
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Fran, I think I'll call Mike for a lift.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15So, if you were a packet of crisps, what flavour would you be?
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- Don't know. Cheese and onion? - Me too!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19And what about pizza?
0:23:21 > 0:23:23So, basically, it's my mum.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26She wants to talk to you.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Hello, Mrs Fraser.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32GLASS SMASHES Yeah, everything's fine.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39OBJECTS CLATTER, LAUGHTER
0:23:47 > 0:23:51- Hi. You're back early. How was it? - Awful.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53They were too cool to dance, and the toilet broke,
0:23:53 > 0:23:55and Chloe broke up with her boyfriend,
0:23:55 > 0:23:57and I found out why they invited me.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Why?- I can't tell you. It's too shaming.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02I hate to say this, but you were right.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Why did you let me go?!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09You knew she'd hate it, didn't you?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13You're actually a lot sneakier than I give you credit for.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14Thanks!
0:24:18 > 0:24:22So, someone broke the toilet, which flooded next-door's kitchen,
0:24:22 > 0:24:24and then they called the police.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25- HE GASPS - No!
0:24:25 > 0:24:29But then Frank McKinney barricaded the road with wheelie bins.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Not Flaming Frank?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34And then set fire to them. It was mayhem.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36So how did you all get home?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Mike smuggled us out through the sewers.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Oh...
0:24:40 > 0:24:42You have no idea when you're having your leg pulled, do you?
0:24:42 > 0:24:45What?! You mean the whole... The guinea pig and the catapult?
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- I was making it all up.- Fran!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Apart from the toilet breaking.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Anyway, it was rubbish.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54- PHONE RINGS - Ooh! Someone called Liam.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Hi.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Amazing party, wasn't it?
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- KNOCK ON DOOR - Knock, knock.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Go on, why did they invite you, then?
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Just so they could tell their mum a sensible kid was coming.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Oh, Millie...
0:25:17 > 0:25:18It's not funny!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Can you never get away from who you are?
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Oh... It's hard.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27But, you know, being sensible,
0:25:27 > 0:25:30it's not necessarily the opposite of being wild.
0:25:30 > 0:25:35True, and being wild isn't necessarily the same as having fun.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Sorry. I should never have said yes-yes.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40I guess I have to make my own mistakes.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42After all, you made plenty of them.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Oi. Cheeky!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47It's true, you know.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Your dad and I, we did lean on you,
0:25:49 > 0:25:52and you shouldn't lose out because of that.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55But PLEASE, go back to being you.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Well...it is a lot less effort.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59For both of us!
0:26:10 > 0:26:13OK, so, being bad is not my style,
0:26:13 > 0:26:17but, in a weird way, being good means you can get away with more.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Pretty deep, eh?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21So maybe I did get stuck with the sensible gene,
0:26:21 > 0:26:23but I won't go down without a fight.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27- Morning.- Morning, love. - ALL:- Morning.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41- It's cool.- It actually suits you.