0:00:02 > 0:00:03CRAIG HUMS A TUNE
0:00:03 > 0:00:05Someone's a happy bunny this morning.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09What's not to be happy about? It is a beautiful day!
0:00:09 > 0:00:14The sun is a-shining and the birds are a-tweeting.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17HE CONTINUES TO HUM A TUNE
0:00:17 > 0:00:19(Is he OK?)
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Ha-ha, morning ladies!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25You're looking good!
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Um, that's us just off to Dad's now.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Yeah, he's got a big surprise for us, apparently.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35- Oh, what is it?- We don't know yet. That why it's called a surprise.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Oh, maybe he's whisking you off on holiday?
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Yeah, right(!) He's probably just fixed that leaky tap finally.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Better still, he's fixed the lock on the bathroom door.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Whoo!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48I can dream, can't I?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25OK, so, what did you want to tell us?
0:01:25 > 0:01:30Right, well, we have got some big news that will affect all of us.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Please be sending us to a school for wizards and witches, please.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Has this got something to do with why you've been eating
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- pickled onions for lunch? - Well, yes.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42The reason I've been a bit all over the place is because...
0:01:42 > 0:01:47- You're pregnant, aren't you? - What? No way! They're having a baby?
0:01:47 > 0:01:51- I always wanted to be a brother. - You already are a brother.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Oh, loves! So, you don't mind, then?
0:01:53 > 0:01:58- Ew, Mum, onion breath.- Oh... - And, no, of course we don't mind.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Hiya. What's going on?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be acting like this
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- if Dad fixed a tap.- Um, hi, girls.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Ooh, hi!- The thing is,
0:02:08 > 0:02:10um, we-we-we-we've got some big news.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Dad, are you all right? Do you need to sit down?- No, no.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17I'm fine. The thing is, well, kind of...
0:02:17 > 0:02:21we're...having a baby. That's all, no big deal.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Right, who's hungry? - Wow! Dad, really?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- That's amazing!- But nothing's going to change, OK?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28I'll still have loads of time for you two.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Yeah, right. Everything is going to change!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Sandwich, anyone? I feel like peanut butter and goat's cheese.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36No, no, you sit down, I will make it.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Dad, this is huge.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42No, it's not, it's no big deal. Everything'll be just like before.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Dad, you're buttering your hand.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Oh, I'm so happy and I just... Well, I love you all and I feel...
0:02:51 > 0:02:53I feel nauseous.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Morning sickness...
0:03:04 > 0:03:07What a bombshell.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10I did not see that coming. And neither did Mum.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Having a baby? At his age?
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- I know, right? - Well, good for them, eh?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Well, yeah, I guess...
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Oh, don't be getting any ideas. - Don't worry.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Cos nappies and no sleep and lugging around car seats...
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- It's OK, you had me at nappies. - Oh, good.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Your dad never ceases to amaze.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41And it's great, but why does Dad keep saying nothing'll change
0:03:41 > 0:03:43and that he'll still have time for us?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Does that mean that he won't?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47And will I spend the rest of my grown-up time with Dad
0:03:47 > 0:03:49in a soft-play area?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Now, THAT is a...
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- What is that?- A kumquat.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02A kumquat. You're so clever, Shaz.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Have you got a pencil?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07In the stationery drawer.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08On your right.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11No, your other right.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Ah, Sharon.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Thanks-a-mundo!
0:04:19 > 0:04:24Yo! Daddy Mac, you're rocking that tracksuit.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Wow, you look great.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28See you later, guys.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31CRAIG HUMS A TUNE
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Have you seen him act like this before?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Because it feels a bit weird.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Now you mention it, he's never quite that pleasant.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42It might be a cry for help.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Really? Nah, he's probably just coming out of a ten-year slump.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56- What about Zeus?- No. How about...?
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Oh, what are you guys up to?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Just helping Fran come up with names for the new baby.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Except everything he suggests is completely ridiculous.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04You're too choosy.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07She didn't even like Barnacle or Apollo.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09OK, you know what, there is no rush.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11We've got months before this baby's here.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13You can't leave it till the last minute.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16That baby's going to be stuck with this name for the rest of his life.
0:05:16 > 0:05:21You are both OK, aren't you, about the whole baby thing?
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Of course we are. Why else would we be thinking of baby names?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27JAKE GASPS
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I've got it! What about Merlin?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Or maybe Liam?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Hercules. - I'll put it on the shortlist.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Hi, Craigy.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- You all right, Sharon? - Yeah, I'm fine.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- You fine?- Yeah.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Because...- Well, it's just...
0:05:50 > 0:05:53you seem so...happy.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55SHE LAUGHS
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- And that's a problem, why? - Oh, no, it isn't.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00No, no, not in the slightest.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Good. Good.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Right, well, I'll see you around, then.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Ah, Dad, is Sharon all right? Cos she is acting well weird.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33DOOR CLOSES
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- What are you drawing? - An ostrich family.
0:06:49 > 0:06:54See, the daddy ostrich has his head buried in the sand.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57You're kind of freaked, aren't you? You've not been through this before.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- Through what? - What I went through with you.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04When you're not the young, cute one any more and you've got to share
0:07:04 > 0:07:07your mum and dad, and the new baby sicks on your best jumper.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12I'm kind of worried about us and Dad.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- He thinks nothing's going to change. - Yeah, well, he's got a short memory.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20And at least when I was born, that was still half a dad per kid.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- Half a dad?- And now there's Fran and Jake and with the baby, too,
0:07:23 > 0:07:26so that's a fifth of a dad, and there are 24 hours in a day,
0:07:26 > 0:07:30so that's 24 minus 7 divided by 5.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32How much kid-dad quality time is that?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34How should I know? I'm not Stephen Hawking!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Look, stop panicking, OK?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Dad's got this.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44I wish I was so sure.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49You are the cutest.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52BABY GURGLES
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Dad, can we go out for fish and chips?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Hang on, love, just changing the baby.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Aren't I, eh, little cutie pie?
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Yeah, just hold that, Millie.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Good, there you go, and that.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- Sorry, what did you want, love? - It's OK. Not hungry any more.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12BABY GURGLES
0:08:14 > 0:08:18But Dad doesn't think these things through, like when we moved.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Only this time it's not about him having room for us in his flat,
0:08:21 > 0:08:24it's about having room in his life.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I know what's going on with Craig.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Whoa!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Are those...?- Love poems, yeah.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Maybe he's got a girlfriend?
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- What are you doing with my book? - Hello, Craig. I mean...
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Somebody's in love.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50You snooped...at my private stuff?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I'm sorry, that was wrong, but we were really worried.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- You were so happy. - Yeah, well, not any more!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59It's OK, son, it's nothing to be embarrassed about.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Who is the lucky girl, Craigy?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03There's no-one, OK?
0:09:03 > 0:09:09I write songs for other people who are in love,
0:09:09 > 0:09:12like a chef cooking food they're not going to eat.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14HE SIGHS
0:09:16 > 0:09:19He'll be all right. I'll take him out for pizza,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22cheer him up and get him to tell me who it is!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Do you think the girls could tell that I was nervous?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Well, the hand buttering was a bit of a giveaway.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- I don't want it to be a big deal. - It IS a big deal.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Nah... Well, I mean, yeah,
0:09:37 > 0:09:40but I want the girls to think that things'll carry on like normal.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42What are you doing?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- Plunging. - You sit down, I'll do that.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48You know, Jake drew me a picture
0:09:48 > 0:09:50of him paintballing with his little brother.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54He does know there's a 50% chance it'll be a sister?
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Look, I've made the baby some booties out of my old phone cases.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06OK.
0:10:06 > 0:10:11So, you know when Dad wires up a place and has to test the circuit?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- We need to do that to him. - Plug him into the mains?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16What? No, test him.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Because he doesn't have the first idea how it'll be.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20So, what if he blows a fuse?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Then he'll realise he doesn't have all the time in the world
0:10:23 > 0:10:25and he'll make sure he has some for us.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28OK. Serious face. You're right.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33I'm betting Dad won't crack but let's stress-test him anyway.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35How?
0:10:35 > 0:10:38We need to push him as far as we can.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Start off small and see where it leads us.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44And if we get desperate, there's always this.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46A Midsummer Night's Dream.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50I'll explain later.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Hey. You must be exhausted.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56- Here, let me help you. - Oh, well, thanks.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00I mean, I'm not that pregnant but, hey, spoil me.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Can me and the baby go to the park?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04He's not even been born yet, Jake.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07When he's born, can we go to the park?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Oh, and swimming. And the cinema. And play football.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Hey, how about we let your mum rest for a wee bit, eh?
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Come on. Oh, and, Jake, you do know that the baby,
0:11:17 > 0:11:20well, it might be a girl?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Tony, are you saying that girls can't play football?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24No!
0:11:24 > 0:11:26(Keep your voice down.)
0:11:28 > 0:11:33- RAPS:- When I see you in class, yeah, I think you look...classy...
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- RAPS:- If I said you look great, would you think I was sassy?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Yeah, actually that's not...
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Oh, come on, Dad, do I not get any privacy?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Oh, no, I just came to see if you wanted to go for a pizza later,
0:11:49 > 0:11:51or I could help you bust some rhymes?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- I don't need help. - Mate, come on, it's me.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Spill.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02OK. Her name's Sheena.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Hair like silk. Eyes of emerald green.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Voice like a gently flushing toilet.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Does she know you like her?- No.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Why would a girl like that want to go out with me?
0:12:15 > 0:12:21I mean, obviously my awesomeness would just make her feel insecure.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Any girl would be lucky to go out with my boy.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28I'm going to help you write a love song that will melt Sheena's brain.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- Really?- Yeah.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Hey, Jake. Psyched about the new baby?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Yeah, and he might be a girl.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Right, that's sorted. Now, I'll fix that lamp in the bedroom.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Hey!- Hi, Dad. Could you wash this for us?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55What's wrong with the washing machine at home, love?
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Craig tried stone-washing his jeans, but with real stones.- Oh.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00And don't forget to separate the colours from the whites.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- And pin our socks together. We keep losing them.- I'll get on with it
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- right after I've... - Any chance of a cup of tea?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Aye, love, coming up... - Two sugars and just a pinch of salt.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Thanks.- Aye, love, aye.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- Tony?- Just one minute, Jake, OK?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15And don't forget the fabric softener.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- And I need new school shoes.- Her feet are literally out of control.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20You don't want me growing up with squashed toes.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Tony, Tony, is it all right if I...? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.- Cool.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24PAGER BEEPS
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Tony, Tony, I've just had a call-out.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- Where did you put my bag? - Hallway.- Thanks.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Ooh, and I need to take some photos of you later for a school project.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34OK, love. Sure. Whatever you need.
0:13:34 > 0:13:40So, it's cup of washing, tea machine, pin socks together,
0:13:40 > 0:13:42shoes, project. Right.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Sure we got the right size?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01I'm pretty sure. You tried on every pair in the shop.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Well, now I'd better make a start...
0:14:03 > 0:14:06He's coping well so far, but we haven't brought out
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- the big guns yet.- I told you so.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10There's more than enough Dad to go around.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12He's got this under control.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Ah, no!
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Oh, Dad, how much powder did you use?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Tony, we need to talk baby names.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I read that it's bad luck for a baby to be born without a name
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- or at least a shortlist.- Can we talk about this later, Fran?
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Jake, what have you done?
0:14:29 > 0:14:34- Is that a Smurf?- I was painting my room, and I had a little accident.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Who said you could do that?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38You did. I wanted it to look nice for the baby.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- Come here.- Oh.- Oh...
0:14:43 > 0:14:44He's cracking like an egg.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- No way. Dad has still got this. - OK, then, school projects.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50You first.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Dad, would now be a good time to do my photos?
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Aye, sure, just snap away.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56OK, the thing is, I kind of need to dress you up a little bit.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Aye, well, we can do that.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01So, it's a photo essay on how clowns have feelings, too.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04You'd make the perfect model.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Who? A clown? Me?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Oh, no!- What now?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10I've got a part in A Midsummer Night's Dream, and I forgot.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12I need a costume.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13OK, Lauren, I'll do your pictures
0:15:13 > 0:15:16as soon as I'm back from getting Millie a costume.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20But the shop is shut, and it'd be so much better if it was home-made.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25OK, right, I'll make your costume, Millie,
0:15:25 > 0:15:29pose for your photos, Lauren, feed Amber's weird food cravings,
0:15:29 > 0:15:31clean up Jake and then sort out the kitchen.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34And choose baby names with me.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Just call me Superdad.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Do you think you can put me in the washing machine?
0:15:42 > 0:15:46I've got to hand it to him - Dad's raising his game,
0:15:46 > 0:15:48but this is a pushover,
0:15:48 > 0:15:51and nine months from now, he will not know what's hit him.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56He-he-he... Hello!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59BABY CRIES
0:15:59 > 0:16:00Oh...
0:16:03 > 0:16:06BABY CONTINUES TO CRY
0:16:09 > 0:16:11And there you go.
0:16:16 > 0:16:21Daddy Ostrich needs to pull his head out of the sand NOW.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- Here we go.- Oh, good for Craig.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28A girlfriend.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Not quite, but he and I cooked up a great plan.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33He's going to go public outside school tomorrow.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37- Go public? - Yeah, I know. So romantic.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- My idea.- Right. And if she turns him down?
0:16:40 > 0:16:44- Or laughs at him?- Craig? Be serious!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46If it goes wrong, he'll never live it down.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Life isn't a romcom, especially not at secondary school.
0:16:50 > 0:16:55- Well, kids forget. - Kids have phones...with cameras.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- I haven't thought this through, have I?- No.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09If it's a girl, Hermione. If it's a boy, Harry?
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- You're still up?- Couldn't sleep.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I'm still trying to choose the best name for the baby.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17I've managed to whittle it down to characters from Harry Potter.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20I know this baby feels like a big change, but...
0:17:21 > 0:17:24..I mean, you really are OK about it, aren't you?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29I just want to feel a part of the whole thing, like I'm involved.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31You and Tony are going to be the baby's mum and dad,
0:17:31 > 0:17:34and I just want to know what my role is.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37You've got the most important role of all.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41You're Big Sister. You've got to be there to lead the way
0:17:41 > 0:17:44and give advice and be a shoulder to cry on.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46And choose the baby's name?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- On one condition.- What's that?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50We're not calling it Dumbledore.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53AMBER LAUGHS
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Now, come on, off to bed.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Tony...
0:18:11 > 0:18:12SHE GASPS
0:18:12 > 0:18:17It's for Lauren's school project - the tears of a clown.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18It took hours.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Every pose imaginable. My back's killing me!
0:18:22 > 0:18:25You're so good. Are you coming?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28No, I've got to make Millie a quick costume for Midsummer Night's Dream.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30But that will take you all midsummer night!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32I can't let my girls down.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35I promised that I'll always have time for them.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Have you ever actually used a sewing machine?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40No, but how hard can it be?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42They're very lucky to have you, you know.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44And so am I.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Oh! Go round. The other way!
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Morning, love.- You've definitely spoken to Craig?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Yes, of course I did. I set him straight.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06You sure? Because, you know, tough love isn't exactly your speciality.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Trust me on this. I said,
0:19:08 > 0:19:11"Craig, you must not declare your love for Sheena."
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Good for you, Mike.
0:19:13 > 0:19:18- Right, I'm off. Wish me luck. - With what?
0:19:18 > 0:19:23Sharon, today is the day that I declare my love for Sheena.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25I'm going to tell her right in front of everyone.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31I tried. Honest!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36TONY SNORES
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Dad...
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Dad, did you finish my costume?
0:19:41 > 0:19:46Mm... Of course... I finished around 6am.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51Oh, it's OK. The machine came off much worse than me.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56After all that and he still didn't crack.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59What did I tell you? He's as hard as nails.
0:20:02 > 0:20:07- Here you go, love. - What's this? I'm playing Puck.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08I know. Puck's a fairy. I looked it up.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12Puck's a hairy fairy with pointy ears.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Won't this be all right? - No, Dad. It's totally wrong.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22- Wait a minute, there's still time. He could make it again.- Again?
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Make it again?!- I think we just found breaking point.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31I don't have the time. There just aren't the hours...
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Hours in the day. Yes, Dad, NOW you get it!
0:20:34 > 0:20:37And it's going to be a whole lot worse with the new baby,
0:20:37 > 0:20:38so things WILL change.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42I haven't been to sleep, and now I've got to go to work,
0:20:42 > 0:20:44and I've got to take Amber for a checkup.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- Anyone fancy making me waffles? - There's Fran and Jake...
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Where's our packed lunches?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Whoa, weird clown alert.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54I forgot the lunches. Right, I forgot, I forgot...
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Wait, wait... Um... Er... Er...
0:20:59 > 0:21:03Pickled onion sandwiches?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06I'm sorry, girls, but you'll just have to fend for yourselves.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19When push came to shove, he just didn't have time for us.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21But we did push him to breaking point.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24But maybe now he'll realise that things won't be like before.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27I guess your plan didn't work. That's good, right?
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Yeah, but I was kind of hoping I'd be wrong.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38What's HE up to?
0:21:41 > 0:21:42Ah...
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Sheena.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Yeah? Kevin, isn't it?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52No, Craig. I sit next to you in Maths.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55And English.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58And Science.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01We're in each other's form room.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- We were at nursery together. - What do you want?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11What is he doing? Oh, no, no, no, Craig, no!
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Sheena...
0:22:14 > 0:22:18- RAPS:- When I see you in class, well, I think you look classy.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20GIRLS GIGGLE
0:22:20 > 0:22:24- RAPS:- And when I see you after school, I think you look well cool!
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Oh, you've got to be kidding me. This is going to be brutal.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30GIRL: What a loser!
0:22:30 > 0:22:34- Don't walk away from me. - RAPS:- Make your steps slower.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- RAPS:- Just wait till you get to know me. I'm a bit of a grower.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Wait, sorry to stop you.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Kevin, are you asking me out or something?
0:22:42 > 0:22:44And what if I was?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Can't believe I'm going to do this.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50If you were, I would have to tell you how I wouldn't go out with you
0:22:50 > 0:22:52if you were the last microbe left on Earth.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54But carry on.
0:22:55 > 0:23:00- Hey, watch it! - Oi!- First, you steal my poetry book,
0:23:00 > 0:23:03and then you read it out in front of everyone?
0:23:03 > 0:23:07How could you do that, taking credit for a poem that I wrote?
0:23:07 > 0:23:08That's YOUR poetry book?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11For a minute there, I thought Kevin was trying to ask me out.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- No... - HE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Poetry! What a loser!
0:23:18 > 0:23:22- Don't push it. You are unbelievable. - GIRL: Who even IS he?
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Millie! Millie...
0:23:25 > 0:23:27PUPILS LAUGH
0:23:27 > 0:23:31I knocked it up. There's a whole bag of scrap stuff in the wardrobe.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33It's a werewolf-elf mashup.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Ta-da! Instant Puck. - PHONE CAMERAS CLICK
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Dad, you're such a star.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Face, Dad, face!
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Get away from school!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54At least we're here to pick up the pieces.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58You owe me, big time.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03So, Craig, how did it go?
0:24:03 > 0:24:06How did what? Oh, the asking out.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- Yeah, you know... - Total omni-disaster.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Turns out she's a complete dappy who can't appreciate raw talent.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Very raw. Like, totally uncooked.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20So, all in all, it was perfect.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22What? Were we in the same place?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Tell me, how was it perfect?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Well, I now know what it feels like to be turned down.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29CRAIG LAUGHS
0:24:29 > 0:24:32And I can write songs about it... first-hand.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- And I can help.- No.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Thanks. But if that pizza offer still stands, eh?
0:24:46 > 0:24:49So, Dad came through. Just.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Which means my plan failed, and he still thinks he's Superdad.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00Ah, how's my Mizzy Millie Moo? I always used to call you that.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Yeah, when I was, like, three.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05You got off lucky. He used to call me Lauren the Sporran.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09It's still not funny.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Oi!
0:25:11 > 0:25:13So, I hope now you realise things won't be the same
0:25:13 > 0:25:15when the baby comes.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Aye, you're right. I've only so much time and energy,
0:25:18 > 0:25:21and I'll have less of them for you two.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24But there's one thing that doesn't get smaller the more it goes round.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26- A cold?- No.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Love.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29The reason I wanted to be a dad again
0:25:29 > 0:25:34is because it was so brilliant the first time, and it still is.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- He is right.- You listen to Lauren the Sporran.- Dad...
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Hey, baby's first selfie.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42THEY EXCLAIM
0:25:42 > 0:25:45It could be a girl...or a boy...
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- or an alien.- But does it look more like a Hermione or a Liam?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Looks more like a jelly bean.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Well, I think it looks like your dad.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56- What, fuzzy round the edges? - Man, I'm exhausted.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Even my toenails are tired.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01If any of you need me, I'll be right here.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03But first, I'm just going to have a little...
0:26:03 > 0:26:07I'm just going to have a... have a little nap.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10He said he was going to make me an anchovy cheesecake.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Oh, well, I suppose I could do it, as long as you guys help.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Come on.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- JAKE:- Mum, what's an anchovy cheesecake?
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Sleeping like a baby.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24So, everything is up in the air again, but, on the bright side,
0:26:24 > 0:26:27I'll make a ton of money baby-sitting.