0:00:02 > 0:00:04Grown-ups spend too much time in front of the TV.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06They need exercise, like dogs.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08I'm going for a run. Are you coming?
0:00:10 > 0:00:11No, you're all right.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Sure? I'll go easy on you.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17I'm just going to stay here and watch TV.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22Mike's been behaving weirdly all week -
0:00:22 > 0:00:24sleeping late, eating junk food.
0:00:24 > 0:00:28He went the whole of yesterday without whistling a single tune,
0:00:28 > 0:00:31which was nice, but definitely not normal.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34It's probably just cos Craig's on a French exchange
0:00:34 > 0:00:37and he's missing him, like we all are...not!
0:00:39 > 0:00:40See you, then.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25PHONE BEEPS
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Why does Craig have to post about his exchange every five minutes?
0:01:32 > 0:01:33"Snails. Yum.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36"Frogs' legs, nom nom.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40"My plate after I've finished snails and frogs' legs, yeah, boy."
0:01:40 > 0:01:42So gross.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44I thought this was meant to be a cultural exchange.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Food is cultural.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Not when Craig is eating it.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Mike, is everything OK?
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Hmm?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53It's ten past ten.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Work?- Yeah, course!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01As Confucius said,
0:02:01 > 0:02:04choose a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Sure that wasn't Kim Kardashian?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Have a good day. Make people fitter.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12You too. Make people...cushions.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Is it just me or is Mike acting a bit weirder than usual?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Mike's just got to teach Zumba today!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26I've got 20 turnips,
0:02:26 > 0:02:30six sweetcorns and 15 fennel footstools to finish for Friday.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Easy for you to say.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33And Mike's taking you on that spa break.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35That is the only thing keeping me going.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Roll on Saturday!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Oh, my goodness. That is like...
0:02:39 > 0:02:41That is like five days!
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Oh, someone run after Mike, will you?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44He's left his bag.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Croissants? They're not even French.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56THUMP
0:02:56 > 0:02:58What's he got in there? Weights?
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Oh.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10So how's it going?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Nearly done. Oh, thank you.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Got new locks.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18State-of-the art electronic motion sensors.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21More secure than a bank.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22ALARM SOUNDS
0:03:22 > 0:03:24What's going on?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26It's the new alarm system.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27The McKenzies got broken into,
0:03:27 > 0:03:30so your dad's gone all security conscious.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Looks like you've got a handle on it.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Don't you worry, girls.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Any intruders come sniffing round here,
0:03:39 > 0:03:41they've got to get past me first.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Oh, I think us girls can take care of ourselves.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46I know, but you're pregnant and you're delicate and...
0:03:46 > 0:03:49very, very strong.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Oh, you're very strong.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59I'm sure there's a really good reason
0:03:59 > 0:04:02why Mike is sitting under a tree instead of going to work.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I'm just not sure I want to know what it is.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Hey! You forgot that.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14No need to thank me...
0:04:14 > 0:04:15or my aching arms.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Why are you here anyway? Why aren't you at work?
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Mike?
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Spider!
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Where?
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Oh, so you can hear me.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Why aren't you at the gym?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31I suppose I ought to confess.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- That sounds bad. - I just don't know how to say it.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36That sounds worse.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37It's OK. It's only me.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41You know that exercise video
0:04:41 > 0:04:44you suggested I make to advertise my classes?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Do I? It was amazing.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Welcome to Mike's Jurassic workout.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Your complete home fitness guide.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Are you guys ready to rock?
0:04:54 > 0:04:55- Yeah!- Yeah!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57OK, let's begin.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00To the side, to the side, to the side, to the side.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03And back, and forward, and back, and forward.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07And Jurassic jump, Jurassic jump, tyrannosaurus stretch.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Velociraptor!
0:05:15 > 0:05:18And I can't take all the credit,
0:05:18 > 0:05:21but it was my idea and I did put it online,
0:05:21 > 0:05:23so actually I can.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Yeah, why?
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Well, it sort of backfired.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30What do you mean? It got nearly 1,000 views in the first week.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Yeah, and then all my clients cancelled
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- because they didn't need to pay me any more.- Ah.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39So the gym said I'm free to look for other work.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Oh. That's OK, then.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43They're letting me go.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Go where?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Millie, I've been fired.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Mike, why didn't you just say!
0:05:50 > 0:05:51I don't do bad news.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53I'm a good news guy! What's Craig going to think?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56And your mum, she's going to be devastated when she finds out
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- I haven't even booked the spa. - Oh, Mike!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I had to go down the back of the sofa just to find
0:06:00 > 0:06:01my lunch money yesterday.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Turns out, 37 pence and a handful of fluff doesn't get you very much.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07I can't believe I caused all this.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09It wasn't your fault.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Well, it kind of was, but...
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- I don't blame you. - The least I can do is tell Mum.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19I've got years of experience in giving Mum bad news.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22- Mum?- What?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25You know that precious owl ornament that Granny bought you?
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Yeah, why?
0:06:26 > 0:06:27SHE GASPS
0:06:27 > 0:06:28You haven't broken it, have you?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30No, no. It's fine.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32But I did smash the water jug.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Oh. Thank goodness.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39It's all in how you tell them.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Don't worry, I can handle Mum.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Are you sure, Mills?
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Yeah, it's no problem.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46And this could be a great opportunity for you.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47A fresh new start.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52OK. You're on.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02You got Mike fired?
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Shh! No!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05But the Jurassic workout was your idea.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Which was a big success.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11So successful his clients all left!
0:07:11 > 0:07:15OK. So maybe it was a tiny bit my fault.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Whoa, Millie. If I were you, I'd be feeling mega guilty right now.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21I've said I'll tell Mum what happened.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23So why aren't you there doing it?
0:07:23 > 0:07:24I need some good news.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26You know, like...
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Mike's found another job?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Yes. Only he won't.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Not slumped in front of the telly.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Mike needs someone skilled, patient and clever.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Hmm.- I'll find him a job.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40- You?- Yes, me.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Unlike you, who helped him lose one.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Then maybe I can wait to tell Mum.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48No. You need to tell Mum before she shows up
0:07:48 > 0:07:50for her non-existent spa break.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52PHONE BEEPS
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Urgh.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55How come THAT gets to go to Paris?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58He wears his baseball cap sideways.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59It's criminal!
0:08:01 > 0:08:02"Check out this tower.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04"Be cool when it's finished."
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Are you still here? Go tell Mum!
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Go!
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Urgh.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14As a person, Mike is...
0:08:15 > 0:08:20..friendly, energetic, loyal.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23He sounds like a Labrador.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Experience of...
0:08:26 > 0:08:27gyms.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Ideal job - gym instructor.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Great(!)
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Lauren, OK, now imagine that you're a burglar
0:08:35 > 0:08:38and I catch you at it.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Is this convincing?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Honestly? No.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43I might die laughing.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44It's not a joke.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Until my alarm system's up and running,
0:08:47 > 0:08:48I need to be able to protect the house.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Going out on a limb here, Dad.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Maybe you should take some actual lessons.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Do you think Mike could give me some?
0:08:55 > 0:08:56I'm sure he doesn't have the time.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59It's funny you should say that.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02He just might.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12The key to giving bad news is to just not think about it.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Just get in there and spit it out.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Mum, there's something you need to know.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Why you think I'm your personal slave?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- What?- Just dumping your dirty washing in front of the machine.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Who were you expecting to do it, the magic laundry elves?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- I'm sorry, I was...- Maybe I should just give up my cushion business.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31I mean, I'm too busy as it is.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34No, no, no. Don't do that.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Listen, I just forgot about it.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37I'll do it.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Sorry, Millie, I'm stressed.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I'm just so behind with this order.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I caught up with Mike this morning.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50You know, when I was giving him his bag.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Oh, well done.- And the thing is what happened was...
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Hiya, hiya!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Mike.- Oh, hi, love.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57- How was work?- Work?
0:09:57 > 0:10:02Can I talk to you? If you're not too tired after your busy day at work!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- You haven't told her? - I was trying to when you came in.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11I'm useless. I've messed up your plans.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Fortunately, I'm not as useless as you two.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15I found Mike loads of jobs.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- You told her, then. - Word's going to get around,
0:10:18 > 0:10:21hopefully before Mum shows up at the spa looking for her room key.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23She's going to be so disappointed.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Not if you nail another job.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Mike.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Career highlights - go.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32I studied sports science.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Good.- Gym instructor, obviously.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Let's make that senior gym instructor.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- And before that?- Before that I was doing teacher training
0:10:40 > 0:10:42but I gave that up when I got the job at the gym.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- But you could finish that? - Yeah, but...
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Maybe this is my chance to try something completely new.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Hello, focus.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Mike! Current skills?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Black belt martial arts.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Self-defence expert.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- That's not strictly...- Mike!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01I'm handling this.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03You'd better get ready for work.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- What work's that?- You'll see.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Hold.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Breathe out.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- What's going on?- Mike's giving Dad self-defence lessons.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Awesome. Can we join in?
0:11:19 > 0:11:20For a small fee.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21I don't know, kids.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24These hands are about to become lethal weapons.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Hey, steady on, yeah?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Before we get to the physical side,
0:11:28 > 0:11:31we must learn the proper mental technique first.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Like Jedi mind control.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38You shall let me have chocolate for breakfast.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Here we go, here we go.
0:11:39 > 0:11:44So, you breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Totally clear your mind.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52PHONE BUZZES
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Ahem.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Oh, sorry.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13That lizard.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- What now?- Clothes shopping in Paris!
0:12:16 > 0:12:20He's doing this deliberately to annoy me!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Good job it's not working then.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23How come he gets to live it up in France
0:12:23 > 0:12:26while I'm stuck here trying to find his dad a job?
0:12:26 > 0:12:27You can't post anything.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29He doesn't know about Mike yet.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Then maybe someone should tell him.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Oh, no, you can't.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Mum will be even more furious if she's the last one to find out.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38And whose fault is that, coward girl?
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Better go and tell her
0:12:39 > 0:12:43because I'm seriously tempted to wipe the smirk off Craig's face.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Oh! Not the shoe department!
0:12:48 > 0:12:50MUFFLED SCREAM
0:12:52 > 0:12:55I just remembered, I HAVE to tidy my sock drawer.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Coward. You tell Mum or I'll tell Craig.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Hi! How are you?
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Yeah, you know, fine.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- You?- Just looking through the spa brochure.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09The infinity pool looks amazing.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Yeah. How about that?
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Hmm?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- You can't go.- What do you mean?
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Mike's been fired.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18What? Oh, you're kidding!
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Oh, that's fantastic.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Oh, tell him congratulations from me.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Yeah. OK, then, bye.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27- Laters.- What?
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Oh, hi, love. Everything all right?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Did you not hear what I just said?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Oh, no, sorry, I'm on the phone to Julie.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Her Colin's just had a promotion at work.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39What did you want?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Um...nothing, really.- Oh, right.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Now should I have the salt scrub or the seaweed wrap?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47I don't know. Either sound tasty.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49I could have both. Yeah!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52I deserve it after all this hard work.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Oh, I haven't been this excited since...forever.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03I'm starting to understand why Mike hasn't told her.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Finding your inner stillness hones your senses
0:14:10 > 0:14:14and leaves you better prepared for any surprise attacks.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20CHIME
0:14:22 > 0:14:24ALARM SOUNDS
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Dad, again?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I'm sorry, everyone, sorry.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33We can do stage two tomorrow. Inner quiet!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Mike.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Good news. I signed you up to a temping agency
0:14:42 > 0:14:44and they've found you an office job.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46It's just a day at first, but there could be more.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47An office job?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Wow.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52This time tomorrow I could be wearing a suit
0:14:52 > 0:14:54and taking important meetings.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Yeah, we're going to need to hit the ground running with this one,
0:14:57 > 0:14:59so bring everything you've got to the table.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02This could be a real game-changer.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05We're going to PowerPoint the heck out of this.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10I was just... I was just...
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I was just emptying your bin.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Tea?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Coffee?
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Well, how'd it go?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33They said they're going to let me know if they want me back.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34PHONE BEEPS
0:15:34 > 0:15:36They don't want me back.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Well, at least you tried.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Who am I kidding? I'm not a suit guy.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43My true fabrics are nylon and Lycra.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45You'd better get changed before Mum sees you.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47You still haven't told her?!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Ooh, you look nice.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Why are you wearing a suit?
0:15:52 > 0:15:56It's his new idea for an exercise video.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Is it?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- Yeah.- Office-obics.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Show her, Mike.- Of course, yeah.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Reach for the files, reach for the files!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Unblock the photocopier, unblock the photocopier.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Feed the shredder, feed the shredder, feed the shredder.
0:16:13 > 0:16:19Right, well, let's just hope it's as successful as Jurassic workout.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Millie, you have to tell her!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Look at what you're doing to Mike!
0:16:24 > 0:16:27He's a broken man, a physical and mental wreck.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28I am, I am.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29OK, OK.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31I'll tell her.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Urgh, not again.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37I can't tell her without a sweetener.
0:16:37 > 0:16:38You have to find him a job.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45OK. Yeah, now that we're all mentally prepared,
0:16:45 > 0:16:48it's time to introduce some physical moves.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Now can you teach us to do that thing where you twist the arm up
0:16:52 > 0:16:55behind someone's back and sweep their legs out from underneath?
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Because it might really help with Jake at bedtime.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- Hey!- In time.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04First, you must learn to tango.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05What?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Dancing is just like martial arts.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14If you can dance, you can avoid any potential threat.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17OK. Let's do this.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Five, six, seven, eight.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Two, cha, cha, cha.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Good! Cha, cha, cha.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Excellent, Fran. Arms, Tony.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- Use your arms.- I'm using my arms!
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Way to go, Jake. You too, Fran.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Yes! Oh, yes.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09I really don't see what this has got to do with self-defence.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Yeah, when's it Strictly Come Fighting?
0:18:12 > 0:18:17As Confucius once said, never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Now, Fran, show me the jive.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Good. Now, Jake, show me the Nae Nae.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Excellent. Now, Tony, show me the rumba.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Oh! I can't self-defend by dancing.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Classes going well, then?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- Mike?- Yeah.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43I found you another job.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Oh, please, no more office work.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I need fresh air, exercise, no bins.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Perfect. Do you like football? - Yes.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- Do you like United? - Yeah.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54How would you like to be in the heart of the action on match days?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58COMMENTATOR: Fernandez and Adams are at it again!
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Oh, my word, now the club mascot's getting involved.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I've never seen anything like this before.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05And the referee. The referee has sent off the mascot!
0:19:05 > 0:19:08I don't believe it! What a turn-up for the books.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11BOOING
0:19:11 > 0:19:13WHISTLE BLOWS
0:19:20 > 0:19:23He doesn't even like cheese.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25He's trying to give you cheese envy.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Nearly finished.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30She was trying on one of Mike's sarongs the other day,
0:19:30 > 0:19:34ready for the spa. Millie, you need to tell her now!
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Why did I ever agree to this?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Let's see, because it was your fault!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Just go in there and say, "Mike's been fired."
0:19:40 > 0:19:43If you think it's so easy, then you go and do it.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Fine. Move aside.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Mum...- They've cancelled the order.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Three weeks' work for nothing.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56What am I going to do?
0:20:01 > 0:20:02No.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I could hardly tell her after that.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06How upset was she?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08The end of Titanic upset.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10We're back to you telling her.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Mike's got a new job, right?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14So I've got some good news to tell her.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Um...
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Not again?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20How can any one get fired from a job as a mascot?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22I was only trying to help!
0:20:22 > 0:20:23I'm almost out of ideas.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Thanks, Lauren, but I've been rejected enough.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Why can't you just finish your teacher training?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31What's the point?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34At least I've still got your dad's self-defence classes.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41I don't know how to say this, but I'm sorry, Mike,
0:20:41 > 0:20:43it's just not working out for me.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46I don't feel like I've learned anything.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49It's probably best if we call it a day.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Yeah, that's OK.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Thanks anyway.- Good luck, mate.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02What difference does one more firing make anyway?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09My bag.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16ALARM SOUNDS
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Get him!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Keep him down.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23We've got him!
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Get off me!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Mike?
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Why's Mike trying to burgle us?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36I've no idea what to do with these.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41Do you know, I'm almost too tired for my spa break.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42Almost.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Oh, yes, hello, can I confirm a booking for tomorrow, please?
0:21:49 > 0:21:50What's the name?
0:21:50 > 0:21:51McDonald.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54I'm sorry, there's no-one booked in that name.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56No, it's definitely booked.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58I'm sorry, madam, there's nothing in our system.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Really?
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Could you try Taylor?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- Hey!- Mike's lost his job.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13He's been fired.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14What?
0:22:19 > 0:22:22I can't believe you managed to take out Mike.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24That's not easy. I'm a black belt three times over.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25You have learned well.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29It was so much fun!
0:22:29 > 0:22:31I didn't even realise we were learning.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Mike's a really good teacher.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Well, maybe I did learn something and didn't realise.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Can we have some more lessons, please?
0:22:39 > 0:22:40Yeah, what about it, Mike?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42You seem to be a bit of a natural with the kids.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44What did you just say?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46You seem to be a natural with the kids.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48They learned a lot and they loved it.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49You've got a real gift.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51That's it! Mwah!
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Hey, steady on, mate.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Mwah!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Fran, Jake, I owe you one!
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Mum, please don't be too hard on Mike.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02I'm just as angry with you two.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05It's been a struggle for him.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07He's very down.
0:23:07 > 0:23:08Hiya!
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- Hiya.- It's OK, Mike.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Mum knows you've been fired.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Great, isn't it?- What?
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Because now I know what I want to do!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Yes, so do I and it's not dancing.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I want to become a PE teacher.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22How are you going to do that?
0:23:22 > 0:23:26That's going to take ages, while I sew my fingers to the bone.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29I'd almost finished my training before I took my job at the gym,
0:23:29 > 0:23:32so a couple more modules and I'm done!
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Well, I'm still upset with you,
0:23:34 > 0:23:37with both of you, for not telling me.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38- Sorry, Mum.- Sorry.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Luckily for you, I've had some good news of my own.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46My old boss at Sunnyshop has agreed to stock all my cushions,
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- the whole lot.- Hooray!
0:23:48 > 0:23:51So we can still afford to go away tomorrow!
0:23:51 > 0:23:55Actually we can't because I haven't booked it.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Losing your job and not telling me is one thing,
0:24:01 > 0:24:04but no-one messes with my spa break!
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Ah...
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Now this is relaxing.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19Really work that seaweed between my toes, please, Millie.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Yeah, work it, Millie.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29Your dinner menu - salmon with baby vegetables.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31And for dessert?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33I thought this was a healthy spa.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Chocolate mousse with double cream?
0:24:36 > 0:24:37Perfect.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48I never thought I'd be this happy to see a Monday morning.
0:24:49 > 0:24:54Mum's spa break was relaxing for her, but I'm exhausted.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Oh, and Coco Chanel is back.
0:25:00 > 0:25:01Shift, that's my seat.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Je ne comprends pas.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Je ne parle pas Anglais.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I thought nothing could be more annoying than his posts.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12I was wrong.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Hiya! Hiya!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Zut alors!
0:25:26 > 0:25:30- Nice shorts!- Nice legs! - We like short shorts!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33- Nice shorts. - Dad, what are you doing here?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35I mean, I get it, you've missed me,
0:25:35 > 0:25:37but you need to get off this bus right now!
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Oh, no, it's OK, I got a placement at your school
0:25:39 > 0:25:40while I finish my training.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Wow, is that your step-dad?
0:25:42 > 0:25:45He is so cute. Sir, can I be in your class, sir?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47This is NOT happening.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49We can travel in together every morning.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51How great is that?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Non!
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Well, Craig's French has improved
0:25:59 > 0:26:01and Mike's well happy in his new job.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Now we just need to find a new school.