0:00:05 > 0:00:07I have to pick my exam subjects soon.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Should be easy, right?
0:00:09 > 0:00:10Wrong.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16Maybe I want to be a firefighter, or an opera singer.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Or a fire-fighting opera singer?
0:00:19 > 0:00:21I don't get why I have to decide now.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23I'm still working out who I am.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25How do I know what I'm going to be?
0:00:27 > 0:00:30There. Why can't all decisions be that easy?
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Although...
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Decisions are hard!
0:00:38 > 0:00:41And it feels like my whole life hinges on this one.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I'll ask Mum. Her favourite subject is me.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Mum?- Lauren!
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Has Lauren turned into anything resembling a human yet?
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Well, not since I've known her, no.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Mum, can I talk to you about my subject choices?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30And my career? I could be a belly dancer!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Or a rock star, or a snake handler, or...
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Those are all jobs Amber's had.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36What subjects do you think she did?
0:01:36 > 0:01:40I've no idea. And none of those sound like real jobs.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Lauren! Are you ready for school yet?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- What?- Have you just got up?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52No. That would mean actually going to bed.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53You haven't been to bed?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56I can't cram for my mocks and sleep, Mum!
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Right. The most important thing is to not get stressed!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Stressed? I'm not stressed.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08I'm just too tired to be stressed!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Oh. Oh.- I guess I'll try again later
0:02:11 > 0:02:14when she's not orbiting Planet Lauren.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Whoa!
0:02:31 > 0:02:32You look uncomfortable.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35It's my first day at Electro World.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Cool, you're working in a theme park!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41No, love. After years of working for himself,
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Tony now has a full-time sales job.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Aye, the manager Jamie is a mate.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49I fished his school bag out of the canal when he was eight.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Called in a favour. This is the new Tony, guys.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55He has a steady job, a regular wage.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Drinks his tie?- Ah, no!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Ah! Um...
0:03:00 > 0:03:02It's OK.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Kind of saw that coming. - Oh, thank you, love!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Wish me luck. - ALL: Good luck!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Thank you.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Heads!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Yes!
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Yes.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Lauren's worried she's not ready for her mocks.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21OK, people. Take cover.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Whose bright idea was it to call them "mock" exams?
0:03:26 > 0:03:31They should be called "literally just as bad as actual exams" exams!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Chill! They only call them mocks because everyone makes fun of them.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Well, my teachers are definitely mocking me!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40In history, I'm predicted to get a D!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43In maths, I'm predicted not to turn up!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Well, I'm going to show them.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47OK, Lauren.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Now, breathe, yeah?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51And go to your happy place like I taught you.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53HE INHALES
0:03:53 > 0:03:56OK, that's your scary vampire place.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58I need a brain transplant.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01That would be tricky, seeing as you don't actually have one.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03I do have a brain.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07It just won't let me concentrate on anything for more than two...
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Oh, bagels.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12OK, why don't I help you revise?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I could cheerlead you to success, yeah?
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Give me an L! A! U! R! E! N!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20What do you spell?
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Resits.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23SHE SCREAMS
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Lauren!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26My future's hanging in the balance,
0:04:26 > 0:04:29and Lauren's worrying about exams that don't even count.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34I'm going to Dad and Amber's after school,
0:04:34 > 0:04:38so I can get the attention and the biscuits I desperately need.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Oh...
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Aw...- Oh, dear.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Electro World didn't switch you on, then?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Actually, it was a bit SHOCKING.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- Nice!- Lots of petty rules, though.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Like, "Don't sit on the cookers"
0:04:57 > 0:05:01and, "No, you can't watch the football on the plasma screens."
0:05:01 > 0:05:04You know those are pretty standard rules for regular jobs?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Oh, and apparently while my tie was smart enough -
0:05:06 > 0:05:07thanks for that, love -
0:05:07 > 0:05:10the rest of this is just not acceptable.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13I'm sure you'll get used to it.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15You know, eventually.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Maybe.- I know they're right.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19A new job, new me.
0:05:21 > 0:05:26This baby will have one reliable, smartly dressed, old dad.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Good, cos it's going to have one failure of a big sis!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Hey!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Why would you be a failure?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Are you a bit worried about your mocks, love?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39No, Amber. I'm massively worried!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Everything I learned goes right into my brain and then just shoots right
0:05:42 > 0:05:45back out again! I don't know what to do!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48I'll go put the kettle on, shall I?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Hey, your tea's getting cold.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59What good is tea going to do me?!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03I can't believe it. She's getting my attention.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Now, do you think you can manage a biscuit?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11AND my biscuits!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Ah, Millie. Are you here to support Lauren?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Support her?- Well, you've arrived just in time.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Tony's about to impart some top-class dad wisdom.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Millie, come here.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Um.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Well, girls,
0:06:24 > 0:06:26the thing with life is,
0:06:26 > 0:06:32always make the right choices so you can do the job you love.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33That's why I'm here.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35I need to make my subject choices.
0:06:35 > 0:06:40- The right ones.- Well, exactly. - So how did you choose yours?
0:06:40 > 0:06:41I flipped a coin.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Can we get back to me now, please? Girl on the brink here.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Do you want a push over it? - Millie, I know what you should do.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50What? Finally, I'm listening!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Talk to your mum. I mean, she knows you better than anyone.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Yeah. Brilliant.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56I'll give that a try.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Again.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- TV:- 'The Suez Canal was built to connect which two bodies of water?'
0:07:05 > 0:07:08The Mediterranean Sea and the Red Sea.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12'Correct. Who discovered penicillin in 1929?'
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Alexander Fleming.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16'Correct.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19'What is a noble gas?'
0:07:19 > 0:07:23A gas that is odourless, colourless and monatomic.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- 'Correct.'- It also makes up Group 18 of the periodic table,
0:07:26 > 0:07:28but now I'm just showing off.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Well, don't let me stop you.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31How long have you been listening?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Long enough to get evidence that
0:07:33 > 0:07:36you're way smarter than you look, sound or even behave.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37You don't show that to anyone!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39I have a reputation to uphold!
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- What reputation?- Um, I'm in a band?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Everyone knows you can't be smart and in a band!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48It never hurt Professor Brian Cox.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49All right, name your price.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh, I will.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53In my own time.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Gah!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Mum?- Hm?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I went to Dad and Amber's to get help with my subject choices,
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- and Amber said...- Amber?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Why didn't you talk to me?- Well, I wanted to, but we kept getting...
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Oh, Mike!
0:08:08 > 0:08:13- That.- Well, I am now officially beyond help!
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Yeah, I'm a grown-up and this stuff goes way over my head!
0:08:16 > 0:08:20I'm pretty tall. I mean, this might be written in a foreign language!
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Well, that one is in Spanish.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Oh, come on. Can't be that bad!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28No, it is.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30The Haber Process.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Co-le-lay-layvant bonds?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I mean, what does it even mean?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Well, don't ask me!
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Oh, wait, they will ask me, in the exams I'm going to fail!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Ha-ha-ha!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Lauren!- Lauren!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48And I failed to get Mum's attention, again!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Here's my price. Tutor Lauren for her mocks.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00That's not blackmail!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02That's torture!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Craig's your new tutor.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Um, Millie,
0:09:06 > 0:09:08I actually want to pass these exams.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Do it, or I'll tell your band that you're secretly super-smart.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17I'm telling you, Craig is secretly super-smart.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21'It also makes up Group 18 of the periodic table,
0:09:21 > 0:09:23'but now I'm just showing off.'
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Fine! But I'm only doing this to save my reputation!
0:09:26 > 0:09:30There is no way I am being Craig's student!
0:09:32 > 0:09:36OK. Good luck reaching those targets and proving those teachers wrong.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Fine, but I am not asking his permission to go to the loo!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49It's amazing what a little embarrassing video can do.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52So now I can have Mum all to myself.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57My subject advising skills at your service.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59No need to ask anyone else.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03I figured my subject choices should be related to what career I want.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06But I don't know what career I want!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- I hear you.- What do you think I'd be good at?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Oh! What about running your own business?
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Erm...
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Well, I know it's not as cool as any of Amber's jobs, but I like it.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Why do you keep mentioning Amber?
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Sorry, Mills. I'm obviously not as good at this as I thought I was.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37I thought Mum would totally have this.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40After all, she's known me my whole life.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50You like? I bought it for a job interview years back.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I think we can see that.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Oh, come on. Give us a break. I'm dressing like this for you lot.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Why can't you dress like Spider-Man, then?
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Salesman will have to do for now.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02And what's Salesman's superpower?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Making things break so that people need to buy new stuff.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Can you sell me...
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- ..a toaster?- Prepare to be amazed.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12This should be interesting.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Right.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Welcome to Electro World, sir. Now, what would you like for breakfast?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Toast.- And would you like to buy a toaster?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25No, thank you. Because I already have one.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Ah. The old one's broke, I see.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30There you go. 30 quid, please, thank you very much.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32I've got to go.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Wow.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- He's good.- Why isn't he happy, then?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Hurry up. Work your magic.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52OK. So, you know what you know.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54And you know what you don't know.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57But also, you don't know what you do know.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- You know?- No.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02See, Lauren. The mind is a weapon.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05And in your case, it needs sharpening.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09It's my mocks, Craig. I'm not training to be a ninja!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Right, we'll start with the easy stuff.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20HE READS ALOUD
0:12:20 > 0:12:21That's easy!
0:12:22 > 0:12:26What are the three main causes of death in the Middle Ages?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Oi!
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Concentrate!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I don't know. I don't care!
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Right, find me Vancouver, Johannesburg and Beijing.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45How'd I do?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Wrong.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Wrong!
0:12:53 > 0:12:55And, surprise, surprise - wrong.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Let's try chemistry.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04- This is fun.- When you've finished, it should look exactly like this.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Well, Professor.- At least you labelled your diagram.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Right, history.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- This is...?- A hipster.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Abraham Lincoln!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Famous battle in 1836.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22The Battle of Britain.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25The Alamo, duh!
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Famous Scottish queen.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Katniss Everdeen.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Mary, Queen of Scots.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Seriously, Lauren.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Oh! This might be your way, but it's clearly not mine!
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Millie, you are breaking so many rules right now.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Of feng shui.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Is that my blender?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I need to work out what career I want.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57So, here I am.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Working it out.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- And...?- I could be an architect.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Isn't it obvious? This isn't to scale, of course,
0:14:05 > 0:14:07but your blender's meant to be a giant Jacuzzi.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10But instead of all this, why don't you just ask your mum?
0:14:10 > 0:14:14That's what Amber said. That Mum knows me better than anyone.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17But then I realised that she wants me to work it out for myself.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Did your mum say that?- No, because that would be telling me.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Right, time for stress testing.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Maybe you were meant to be an inventor.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36- What did I invent?- Kitchen Jenga!
0:14:41 > 0:14:45OK, so I think that rules out architecture.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54- Do you have a sec?- Sure. Could do with a break from my job which is,
0:14:54 > 0:14:56according to Millie, no fun.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Well, this is about Millie, actually.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01She's using my blender to help make her subject choices.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03What's she doing?
0:15:03 > 0:15:06It's complicated. Anyway, I told her she should talk to you about it.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Oh, she doesn't want my advice.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09She wants Amber's.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12That's funny, that's what Amber said, except in reverse.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13And what does Amber know?
0:15:13 > 0:15:15She told Millie to talk to you because, I quote,
0:15:15 > 0:15:18"You know her better than anyone".
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Oh.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22I always said that Amber was a very sensible lady.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26I might have been a bit silly.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29I was jealous because I thought she wanted to be like Amber.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Leave it to me. I'll talk to her.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Please don't leave embarrassing stuff like this in my room!
0:15:38 > 0:15:41No wonder you can't concentrate or remember anything!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43SHE SINGS ALONG
0:15:43 > 0:15:46# ..all I want is for you to be near
0:15:46 > 0:15:48# You make everything worthwhile
0:15:48 > 0:15:51# Without you my heart couldn't smile
0:15:51 > 0:15:53# I see the world clearly
0:15:53 > 0:15:56# I need you always with me
0:15:56 > 0:15:58# Oh, girl... #
0:16:09 > 0:16:11There!
0:16:11 > 0:16:13What do you think?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- I thought you were supposed to be drawing me.- I was!
0:16:16 > 0:16:20- Oh.- Oh, I guess I shouldn't pick art, then.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23No, no, no. Try again. We've got plenty of time.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Well, I don't! I have to fill in my subject form tonight,
0:16:26 > 0:16:28and I still don't have my future mapped out!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30You're lucky. You've got it all sorted.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Yeah. I filled mine in as soon as I got it.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35I've always known I was going to be a teacher.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Or a vet. Or an Olympic gymnast.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Lisa, I will be there before you know it.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42And baby will be delivered safe and sound, OK?
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Now, I need you to practise the breathing that we did, OK?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Trust me, I'm a pro. Has anyone seen my phone?
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- In your hand.- Oh, good spot, Millie.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Wow. Amber's job seems kind of exciting.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- And stressful.- That's what she loves most about it.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- Hey, Tony.- Hey.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- Did the boss like your suit?- Ah, I suppose he did.- Don't be grumpy.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Cheer up, it's pizza night.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I made pizza with our faces on it.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Yours was simples.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Well, you'll have to get rid of the beard.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Why? Pepperoni whiskers are the best bit.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Because I have to get rid of the beard.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Beards put off the customers, apparently.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28What if you don't?
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Well, then I'll still have a beard.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Excellent.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35But I won't have a job.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Not excellent.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46My posters?
0:17:46 > 0:17:47You vandal!
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Oh, chill out. It's only until you ace your mocks.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53And I conveniently placed all your study cards where you look most.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Oh, yeah, where would that be?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- My mirror?!- See?
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Education through vanity!
0:17:58 > 0:18:03You can deface my posters, but you cannot deface my face!
0:18:03 > 0:18:04It's too far! Get out, Craig!
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Lauren, your problem isn't knowing the things you already know.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11- Don't start this again.- It's relaxing enough to remember them.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15And I, Craig, know the key for you, how to do it.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18I don't have time for this!
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Sit down and watch.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21This is not relaxing!
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Now, Lauren, what you're about to see me do will never,
0:18:26 > 0:18:28ever happen again.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Not my favourite song.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45# Louis Pasteur, he knew his stuff
0:18:45 > 0:18:48# Germs and bacteria make you feel rough
0:18:48 > 0:18:51# Hearing this you'll remember with ease
0:18:51 > 0:18:54# Microorganisms cause diseases
0:18:54 > 0:18:56# The germ theory
0:18:56 > 0:18:59# It's the germ theory
0:18:59 > 0:19:02# Oh, girl
0:19:03 > 0:19:06# Henry and Henry Edward and Jane
0:19:06 > 0:19:09# Mary and Elizabeth ended their reign
0:19:09 > 0:19:10# I'm in the house
0:19:10 > 0:19:11# Of Tudor
0:19:11 > 0:19:13# Say what?
0:19:13 > 0:19:14# I'm a Tudor
0:19:14 > 0:19:17# 1485 to 1603
0:19:17 > 0:19:20# Six monarchs on the throne but it wasn't meant to be
0:19:20 > 0:19:21# I'm a Tudor
0:19:21 > 0:19:22# Say what?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24# We're the Tudors. #
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Let's never speak of this again.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Out!
0:19:42 > 0:19:44- Hiya!- Oh, there you are.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46I've been looking for you.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Now, I don't want you worrying about your choices.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50It's OK. I think I've worked it out.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Brilliant!- I want to be a midwife.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- A midwife?- Yeah.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57It's stressful, but exciting.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59- Like Amber?- Yeah.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02That's great!
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Now we know you're going to be a cool, New-Age midwife.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08You don't need my boring old help.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Excuse me.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16What's up with Mum?
0:20:16 > 0:20:20I thought she'd be happy that I worked it out for myself.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Well, beard. We had some good times.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31And some bad times.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36But no matter what, you always kept my face warm.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39And fuzzy.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44RAZOR WHIRS
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Jake?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Trust me... Oh, good, well done!
0:20:49 > 0:20:51OK.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- What's going on? - We're saving the beard.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Your face doesn't make sense without it.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58How will we know which end is up?
0:20:58 > 0:21:00MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Jamie, listen, mate,
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Can you just hold on a second?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- Give me the clippers.- No.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11It's not the beard that should be going, it's Electro World.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13That's not what your mum thinks.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15She knows that I need a steady job.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Only if it makes you happy.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Look, I promised this baby it'd have a reliable dad.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22I'm not quitting over some face fur.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25If you do this, you ARE quitting.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Listen to the beard.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Tell him you don't need his job.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30We'll live, OK?
0:21:30 > 0:21:34'Tony? Tony, will you pick up? Tony?'
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Jamie, hi. Um...
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Listen, thanks for the job, mate.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43But the beard's staying. And I'm not.
0:21:45 > 0:21:51- Nice.- Did somebody call for... Self-Employed Man?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- Oh, yeah!- Oh, yeah!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Self-Employed Man!
0:21:56 > 0:21:59# Louis Pasteur, he knew his stuff
0:21:59 > 0:22:02# Germs and bacteria make you feel rough
0:22:02 > 0:22:05# Hearing this you'll remember with ease
0:22:05 > 0:22:08# Microorganisms cause disease
0:22:08 > 0:22:10# I've got the germ theory
0:22:10 > 0:22:12# The germ theory
0:22:12 > 0:22:15# Oh, girl... #
0:22:15 > 0:22:16It worked!
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- What?- History and medicine facts, you just sung them!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23And bang on!
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Quick, try another one.- Um...
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Henry and Henry, Edward and Jane,
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Mary and Elizabeth ended the reign,
0:22:33 > 0:22:35I'm in the House of Tudor.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Say what? I'm a Tudor!
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Thanks, Craig! You've saved my exams.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45I promise I won't tell anyone that, you know,
0:22:45 > 0:22:47you're like a ninja genius.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58# I got the germ theory!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00# I got the germ theory!
0:23:00 > 0:23:02# Oh, girl
0:23:02 > 0:23:05# Oh, girl... #
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Well, I really wouldn't brag about that.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- Lauren!- What?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13I didn't say I wouldn't tell anyone about your dancing.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18# Germ theory
0:23:18 > 0:23:20# I got the germ theory!
0:23:20 > 0:23:23# Oh, girl
0:23:23 > 0:23:25# Oh, girl. #
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Oh, no!
0:23:27 > 0:23:31If I want to do biology, then I can't do art.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34I'm out of time, and I don't know what subjects to choose
0:23:34 > 0:23:36or how I've managed to upset Mum!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Is that your subjects form?
0:23:41 > 0:23:42No.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Yes.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Maybe I should just forget about a career and jump on a motorbike
0:23:50 > 0:23:54and go off travelling. Wait!
0:23:55 > 0:23:57It sounds like I want to be Amber, don't I?
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Well, why wouldn't you want to be like her?
0:24:00 > 0:24:04I mean, she's glamorous and exciting.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08And I'm just...boring and normal.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11I'm so NOT trying to be like Amber.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14I've just spent the last three days driving everyone crazy while trying
0:24:14 > 0:24:17to do the right thing and pushing myself to be the best I can be.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19Who does that remind you of?
0:24:21 > 0:24:22Me.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28But I'd have made my decision sooner.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31What are you doing? I haven't picked my choices yet.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34I know. I trust you.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37And you should trust yourself.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39It is an important decision, though.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41How did you make up your mind?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Uh, I just picked the same thing as
0:24:43 > 0:24:45my best friend so we could sit next to each other.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49I'm glad you know what you want to be, though.
0:24:49 > 0:24:55But if you change your mind, one or ten times, then that is OK with me.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Well, to be honest,
0:24:58 > 0:25:00I am having second thoughts about being a midwife.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Maybe a fire-fighting opera singer isn't such a bad idea.