0:00:02 > 0:00:04Is it just me or are all the big kids super vain?
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Lauren's on some weird health kick.
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Get that away from me!
0:00:08 > 0:00:10That's made from corn, which is made from wheat.
0:00:13 > 0:00:14OK, just a few, if you insist.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19And Craig's turned into a gym bunny.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- HE GROANS - That's it, one more,
0:00:21 > 0:00:26- and rest.- And yesterday, I caught him gelling his eyebrows.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29So what is it that's melting their brains?
0:00:29 > 0:00:34Ha. Yeah, that dress is so on point but it does have flimsiness issues.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Gotta say.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37One word - prom.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Ooh, now I am loving this one.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14I'll alert the media.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Just get it!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Millie, do you think Toby's going to like it?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21This has been going on for weeks.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23So, the teal.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Or the pink.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Or the blue fishtail.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31You'll look fishy.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- In a good way.- I'm getting it.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Yay.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38PHONE ALERT
0:01:38 > 0:01:43Turns out Toby's dog has a water phobia, so blue's out.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Toby's her prom date and possible boyfriend.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53See, now that one is goals.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55And it's even on sale.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Wow! You should get it.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Hi, girls.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Allow me, you puny ladies.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Stand back.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22It's OK, it's early days.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25There.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- I loosened it! - THEY LAUGH
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Laugh all you want now but soon my shoulders will be boulders.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32And your pecs will be specs?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Dress, buy it, do it!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38OK, I'm just going to double-check with Tobes.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Yeah, well, the only muscles you've got are in your thumbs,
0:02:41 > 0:02:43from texting Tobes.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Ask him whether or not it's OK to breathe!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Fine, I'm just going to get it, I'm not going to ask him.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50OK. Let's get back to it, shall we?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Yeah, it's best not to over do it on your first day.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53I mean, remember, we've...
0:02:53 > 0:02:57You'll never push your limits unless you find them first.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01OK...let's crack on.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- This is about the prom.- I knew it.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Is it a girl? What's her name?
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Actually, no, it's...
0:03:09 > 0:03:13We need to find her and then we need to warn her.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Oi...oi!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Out! Both of you, I swear, I'll...
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Who's the unlucky girl?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Alyssia, Cherish?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Huh?- Who are you getting all buffed up for?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27It's not a girl, all right?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29It's my band. We're playing at the prom.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31I tried to tell you.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- You know his new singer? - The year 12 guy, Ron.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34- He's cool.- He is.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Ron totally thinks he's it.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42- Ron!- All right?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Mate, you gelling your eyebrows?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48No, who does that?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Me. But then, I've got to look fresh.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52I front the band.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53And I've got a new name.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55V-R-O-N.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56V-Ron?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58No, Vron.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Sick, eh? And I changed the band name to The Flaming Stallions.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Hey, you can't do that without a band meeting!
0:04:05 > 0:04:06We had one.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Why wasn't I there?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10So we could talk about you.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11You're not chucking me out, are you?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I promise, I will stay away from the guitar
0:04:13 > 0:04:16and I'll stick entirely to the drums, Ron.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Vron.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20What was that song you wrote, man?
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Don't Step On My Guts?
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Yeah. It's a classic.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Cheers, man.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Classic floor-clearer.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27But the problem isn't your songs.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29It's that a drummer should be hench.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Look buff in a vest.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Not puny in a parka.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37It's an image thing.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44OK. I'll do it.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46My dad's a personal trainer.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Yeah. I will not let you down, Vern.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Vron!
0:04:52 > 0:04:53What a stupid name.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Well, he calls himself Vron now.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01I like it. And it's gender neutral cos it could be short for Veronica.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Or Vronald? - You wouldn't get it, Millie.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04It's an image thing.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06No, I get it.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07It's a being-mean-to-Craig thing.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- And that's our job.- Ladies!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12You've got it all wrong. See, Vron is doing me a favour.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16I'm a caterpillar morphing into a butterfly -
0:05:16 > 0:05:19a big, muscly butterfly!
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Do you like it?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Yes, for the millionth time!
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Tony, do you like it?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Is that...?- It's temporary.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38In that case, I love it.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39I love it, too.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- But it has to come off.- What?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Not the whole hand, the transfer.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45It's school tomorrow. It's against the rules, I'm sorry.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47No way, I'm not taking it off!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Just cos Liam gave it to you!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52That has nothing to do with this.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55This is about my right to express myself.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- It's really not.- Haven't you got a pixie tattooed on your ankle?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Yes, thank you for bringing that up.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02I was young then and I regret it.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Well, I'm young now!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Why not just let her do it and face the consequences?
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Let's see... Because that would be abandoning parental responsibility
0:06:13 > 0:06:14for an easy life.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Exactly.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21What can I wear to school on Friday?
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Going out on a limb here -
0:06:22 > 0:06:23your uniform?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25It's nonuniform day.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Or as I like to call it, judge-me day.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Just stay out of my stuff, Millie.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I mean, can you believe Craig?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34How can someone be so obsessed with their appearance?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36I know, right?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Honestly, though, Millie, do you think this bag goes with my eyes?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45You'd think the older kids would be more confident about their looks.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51I bet these would suit me.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53No, they won't -
0:06:53 > 0:06:54cos they're mine!
0:06:56 > 0:06:57You don't get it, do you?
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Craig and I, we need to look good.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Or in Craig's case, less bad.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04You don't.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05But I thought I looked OK?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07The thing is, you're clever.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10It doesn't matter how you look as long as you ace every test going.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12But Craig gets good marks, too...
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- surprisingly.- Yeah, but he doesn't look like he does.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17You do.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Oi.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Hey, Ron.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Vron!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- You doing the workouts, bro? - Oh, yeah, man.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37No sweat. I mean, loads of sweat.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- I'm getting pumped. - You don't look much bigger.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43That's cos I'm... I'm actually getting chiselled as well.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- Yeah.- I need to see results -
0:07:45 > 0:07:48tomorrow. Meantime, don't step on your guts, mate.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Made you flinch!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Nice one, Vron! Nice one, mate.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04I'm making a stand for freedom.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Let Mr Webster see that and you won't have any.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08If the suffragettes thought like that,
0:08:08 > 0:08:09we wouldn't be allowed to drive.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- What's that got to do with a fake tattoo?- It's about the principle.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Hi, Liam.- Hey, you've still got it!
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Yeah, so do you.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I meant the tattoo.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Oh, right.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Forever. Even though it's temporary.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27All right, I better go, but I'll see you later.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Why should we all have to look the same?
0:08:29 > 0:08:30It's dull and boring.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39What can I wear on judge-me day?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42It's easy for Lauren, she's taller than me.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45And Fran, well, she has nicer hair.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46My eyes are kind of OK.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51But then, they are hidden behind my glasses.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I'm a freak.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Maybe I could just wear my uniform and say that I like that?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Yeah, cos no-one would judge me for that(!)
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Or maybe I could be ill that day.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12What would Lauren do?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Borrow something of Mum's?
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Maybe not. Amber?
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Shopping!
0:09:23 > 0:09:24No-one noticed.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Told you it'd be fine.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28You wanted me to censor myself.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30That's right. I'm the thought police for wanting you to not
0:09:30 > 0:09:33get detention. Can you please take it off now?
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Yes, now I've made my point.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37She means now that Liam's seen it.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Quiet, you germ!
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Hey, what's that?
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Oh, it's for Craig.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46He needs my help. He needs to get fit really fast.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Ah, that's not the way. You need to take it slow and steady.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53It takes time to develop a physique like mine.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54So once you've got it...
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- HE GIRNS - ..it's yours for life!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Exercise is only a slice of the puzzle.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09You need to eat healthily as well.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Your body is your temple.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14And my temple needs to get
0:10:14 > 0:10:17ripped! So I bought myself a steak.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Oh, OK, I'll cook it up for you.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21No, no, you were right, Dad.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24See, I hear it does you more good if you eat it raw.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Yeah, I was thinking I could blend it,
0:10:26 > 0:10:28make some sort of a steak shake.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Not only is that unsafe but it's also disgusting.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Coming from the guy who drinks cabbage smoothies!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36No, I need something to get me going.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38What about...this?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Mutant Boy.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Mutation for the nation!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47What? I had a Mutant Boy.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49I got it when I was your age.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Ta-da!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56My new look. I blew all my Christmas money.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57What do you think?
0:10:57 > 0:11:01The shoes, they're very striking.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- But is it really you?- You mean I don't look like a nerdy owl?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06I mean, you look lovely the way you are.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Well, you're my mum, so you don't really count.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10But, Millie...
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Oh, sweetheart!
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Oh, you look gorgeous!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Now that is more like it.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Oh, you took my breath away.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25Millie. What part of "those are mine" don't you understand?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Calm down, I was only trying them on.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Well, go try them back off again.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32And they don't work with your legs.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Oh, thanks. Well, I'm going to go now,
0:11:34 > 0:11:37and I think you're both mean and undermining and...!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- Whoa!- Oh, Millie!
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Stop laughing at me.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Oh, Lauren, you look beautiful!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Really? Thanks, Craig.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- For a freak!- That's really nice, coming from a weirdo.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04PHONE ALERT
0:12:04 > 0:12:05It's Toby!
0:12:09 > 0:12:10"It's Toby!"
0:12:15 > 0:12:18The good thing about having two families is when you're fed up with
0:12:18 > 0:12:20one lot, you can complain to another.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23And to be honest, I need someone to big me up a little.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- You've grown.- New shoes.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34What do you think?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37I think I liked you more Millie-sized.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Hey, Mills.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Ooh, nice outfit!
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Oh! Thank you.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44I needed that.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Aw.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52HE GROANS
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Quick, Jake! Measure.
0:12:58 > 0:12:5930 centimetres!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Yes! Not bad, eh?
0:13:02 > 0:13:04What was it yesterday?
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Let me check.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Oh. 31.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Wait, I've gotten smaller?
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Or the tape's got bigger.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- Let me just check.- No.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16No.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20This is hopeless! I'm never going to change by tomorrow.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Yes, you can.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22If Mutant Boy can.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Mutant Boy was bitten by a radioactive shark, Jake,
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- I'm not that lucky. - I'm not letting you give up.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31I'm leaving him here.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32- He's watching you.- No, Jake.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34It's over.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Go home.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37I was only trying to help.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51They were so mean about my new outfit
0:13:51 > 0:13:53and I thought I looked good in the shop.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55But then, they do have those special bendy mirrors.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Yeah, I mean, I'm exactly the same.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59You see clothes that look great on a tall,
0:13:59 > 0:14:03gorgeous model and when you get them home, you realise it's a no-no.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Not that you're not tall, or gorgeous, because you are.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09I just, I meant me.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12And anyway, you shouldn't let people judge you on the way you look.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Hey, gorgeous, can you help me find my spanner?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Coming! I'm sure it's exactly where you left it.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Don't let people judge you on your looks?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25But that means I look bad.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28And Lauren saying it's OK to be a fashion disaster as long as you're
0:14:28 > 0:14:32brainy. I've been kidding myself.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34But I guess now I know what people think.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36"Here comes geek girl!"
0:14:36 > 0:14:38And no, that is not a superhero name.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Craig! I was looking through some boxes, and guess what I found?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50My old Mutant Boy.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- Great.- If you look at Jake's new Mutant Boy,
0:14:53 > 0:14:56he's a lot more muscly. Now, what does that tell you?
0:14:56 > 0:14:57That Mutant Boy used to be a wimp?
0:14:57 > 0:15:00No. Whoever's making them, is making them bigger.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Mutant Boy is changing.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Yeah. Cos he's a mutant.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Yeah, but he's still a boy.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Just ridiculously out of proportion.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13You see, they set all these unrealistic goals for girls
0:15:13 > 0:15:15and now they're doing the same for boys.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Well, at least we're equal.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Keeping fit is great but you're perfect as you are.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Little bit of eyebrow gel and you're good to go!
0:15:22 > 0:15:25I do not gel my eyebrows!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Listen, if you can't make me look hot in a vest,
0:15:29 > 0:15:31then can you at least leave me alone?
0:15:43 > 0:15:47CRYING
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Ah! What are you doing here? I thought I locked the door.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56No, you didn't!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58How else would I have gotten in, then?
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- What's up with you, anyway? - Where do I start?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03My legs are too short.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05My arms are too skinny.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08I have a gummy smile.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- I look like an owl.- I'm getting chucked out the band.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14I may never leave this room.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Same.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Oh, Lauren! Look at these shoes, they're on sale
0:16:19 > 0:16:21and they go really well with your dress.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23I hate my dress.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25What? Why?
0:16:25 > 0:16:26You look really lovely in it.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Toby doesn't think so.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30He told one of his friends he thought it looked a bit cheap.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Why, that little...!
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Right, I'll talk to him.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39- Mum, no!- Well, how could he be so un-chivalrous?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41It's not the medieval ages, OK?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Boys say a lot worse things than that.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52It's such a relief to talk about this stuff, out loud.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Feels like one big, emotional burp.
0:16:59 > 0:17:04- Better out than in.- So, how's project Get Hench For Ron going?
0:17:04 > 0:17:05It's Vron.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- And it's not.- Why do musicians have to look all muscly, anyway?
0:17:10 > 0:17:12What about James Bay?
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Hozier? Ed Sheeran?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- They're all singers. - You write songs.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Yeah, bad ones, apparently.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Not all of them are bad.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Really?- You should do a song for us at prom.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Yeah, there's no way that's happening.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27I haven't even got an image.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Erm, parka, miserable, gelled eyebrows?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32I do not gel my eyebrows!
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Just be yourself.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Not everyone thinks they're so great like Ron.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Some of us aren't so sure of ourselves.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42Play a song for us at prom.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47What about...
0:17:47 > 0:17:48My Hood's Filled With Rain?
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Perfect.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58I don't know what you're so glum about, Millie.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00You should take your own advice.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01I'll think about it.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12What is that thing?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15It's my skull tattoo.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Jake, you cannot go in with a skull tattoo on your hand.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20- Why not?- Because you don't go to pirate school.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22You let Fran wear her unicorn.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24The unicorn did not have worms coming out the eye sockets.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26That's the best bit!
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Jake, this is different.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28- How?- Because...
0:18:30 > 0:18:31I...
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Don't look at me like that.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40So, what now, genius?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43The important thing about parenting is consistency.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Even if you're consistently wrong?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- Jake does have a point. - I know Jake has a point.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49- I should have been firm with Fran, but here we are.- Where?
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Where are we?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53OK. Fine.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Yes!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Result.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Still weak. Can you even lift the drumsticks?
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Don't feel like you've made much progress, mate.- I have, actually!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16And I've decided I'm out.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17I'm leaving the band, Ron.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- It's Vron!- Do you know what the good thing about one-word names like
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Sting and P!nk?
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- And Beyonce.- They're memorable.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Vron just...isn't.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31I mean, it's not even a proper word, it's just Ron with a pointless V.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32It's rubbish!
0:19:32 > 0:19:35LAUGHTER
0:19:35 > 0:19:39Sit down, mate. Where am I going to find another drummer now?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41You should have thought about that before.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45I'm going solo. And they've offered me a spot at the prom -
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Vron.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Good luck, mate.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49You're going to need it.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54- APPLAUSE - Way!- Come on!
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Sorry I let you down, coach.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Nah, you didn't. You showed Vron.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01You're fearless, like Mutant Boy.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05It's not about what Mutant Boy looks like,
0:20:05 > 0:20:07it's what's on the inside that counts.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Yeah. Radioactive shark DNA.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- Come on, look, we're going to be late.- Hi, Fran.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Have you still got the unicorn?
0:20:24 > 0:20:27No, the horn came off, so it was just a horse
0:20:27 > 0:20:28so I thought...
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- What's the point?- Right.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Cos horns are pointy, so...
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Lol.- I've got a tattoo.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36No-one cares, go away!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- Er, OK, then.- No, not you.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- Jokes.- Good one.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Well, I'd better go.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- Go on, then.- No, you go on, then!
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- No, you!- I will if you will.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- You OK?- Yeah.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11I've decided to take my own advice, like you said.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Just be myself.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Cool.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Guess you won't be interested in this, then.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21What's that?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Just a list of every person on this bus that thinks you're cute.
0:21:24 > 0:21:30- What?- Hey! Don't want you getting all big-headed now, do we?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32I'm just saying.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33You've got fans!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37And we're the ones that aren't so sure of ourselves, right?
0:21:37 > 0:21:42- So?- So if I can stand up and sing in front of everyone at prom,
0:21:42 > 0:21:44you can go to school in your own gear.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Hi, guys.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- What's up?- I got detention for my tattoo.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Oh, Jake.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05What did you expect? You went around flaunting it at all the teachers.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06So did you.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08No, I didn't. I wore gloves.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Wait, you stood up for free expression by wearing a tattoo
0:22:11 > 0:22:12under a glove?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Yeah, well, I knew it was there.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Don't worry, Fran,
0:22:15 > 0:22:17I told Mr Webster that you had one, too.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18You what?
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Now, the pastoral care teacher wants to see you for a meeting.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Oh. You are so coming with me for that.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Why does the easy parenting option always end up being hard?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Will you please wash that horrible thing off your hand?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37I can't. It's a real one.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38What?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Too easy.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41I'll wash it off now.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Aren't you going to read that?
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Nah. It'll be Toby.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Oh, so are you and him cool now?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Yeah. We're cool.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02I told him to find a new date.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04No-one tells me how to look.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Except for Cara Delevingne.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10So, Craig showed me your list of fans.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Oh. Yeah, that. What does he know?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Yeah, he got it all wrong.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16He left some names out.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Shut up!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20I didn't mean to make you feel bad about the way you look.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22People love you the way you are.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24But what if they're wrong?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26They're not.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29I hate to say this but you're fun to be around.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Normally. When you're not being weird.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Here.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39LAUREN LAUGHS
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- These are for you.- I thought they were your favourites!
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Yeah, but they look better on you.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Wear them tomorrow. What's the worst that can happen?
0:23:49 > 0:23:52People will point and laugh at me.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Two things, Mills.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57One, you look amazing in my clothes, which is why you steal them.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59And B, who cares?
0:23:59 > 0:24:0115 years from now, you're going to be their boss.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08AMBER: OK, listen up.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10I'm going to say what I should have said in the first place.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13No more fake tattoos.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15- Are we clear on that?- Yeah.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16- Yeah.- Well...
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- What?- It's just...
0:24:20 > 0:24:21I got a heart on my arm.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Tony, you are not helping!
0:24:23 > 0:24:24Can you go and wash it off, please?
0:24:24 > 0:24:26And some lettering.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Oh, sweet!
0:24:28 > 0:24:29"Amber 4ever?"
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Wait, where are you going?
0:24:33 > 0:24:34I'm going to wash it off.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37I suppose you could keep it on for a bit.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41What?
0:24:41 > 0:24:42He's just expressing himself.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54So, it's prom night and there's no word yet from the battlefield.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59- DOOR BANGS - I smashed it!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01I smashed it!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03At least, no-one left the room.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- The doors were locked.- Yeah, but some people did clap at the end
0:25:06 > 0:25:09and you should have seen the look on Ron's face.
0:25:09 > 0:25:10Oh, well done, son!
0:25:10 > 0:25:11How was your date?
0:25:11 > 0:25:15Alfie was so sweet and Toby couldn't find another date.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19- Oh. Oh, what a shame. - THEY LAUGH
0:25:19 > 0:25:22So, I went in on nonuniform day and it was fine.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25No-one cared. I'm keeping Lauren's jeans, though.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29She's right, I do look better than her in them.
0:25:31 > 0:25:36That's me back on track and nothing is going to throw me off.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38PHONE BEEPS
0:25:40 > 0:25:43- What is it?- Someone from the bus just asked me on a double date!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Oh, that's so exciting, Millie.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Not even one of the names from the list.