0:00:02 > 0:00:04ALARM BEEPS, MILLIE GASPS
0:00:07 > 0:00:09I know what you're thinking.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13Why would any sane teenager get up at 7.15 on a Sunday morning...
0:00:15 > 0:00:18..let alone risk waking up their big sister?
0:00:21 > 0:00:23No, she needs her beauty sleep.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26You weren't going to wake me up, were you?
0:00:26 > 0:00:28What?! No! Of course I was!
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Every year, Lauren and I get into a competition
0:00:34 > 0:00:37over who can give Dad the best Father's Day.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Last year, things got a bit out of hand.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43HE CHUCKLES I made it myself.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45That's so sweet.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48And so weenie.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49- HE GASPS - Here's my card.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55And I know you said no presents, but I just couldn't resist.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Aww!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Neither could I.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05So, this year, we've agreed to do everything together.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08One card, one pressie and one breakfast in bed.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11That way, neither of us can outdo the other
0:01:11 > 0:01:12and there will be no trouble.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Lauren? - Can you not open the door?
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Lauren, stop it! What are you doing?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20LAUREN LAUGHS Lauren!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Ready?- Hm?
0:01:56 > 0:01:57I'm awake!
0:01:57 > 0:01:58I was just...resting my face.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01OK, so, you give Dad his card and I'll give him his present.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03That way, we're even.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Wait, why do you get to give the present?
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Because I paid more than you.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Um, it was my LITERAL idea.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10It was not!
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Right, so we both give it to him at the exact same time.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- One hand each.- But which hand?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Fine, let's go.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26What's that?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Hm? Oh, nothing, just a card for Mike.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32But we don't give Mike Father's Day cards
0:02:32 > 0:02:33cos he's not our father.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- He's- A- father.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I thought he'd be touched.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Oh, yeah, that's... really thoughtful of you.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Good. Let's go.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43You know what?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45It is a bit early.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I expect Dad would like a lie-in.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Couldn't you have thought of this before?!
0:02:49 > 0:02:54You go back to bed, I'll wake you in, say, half an hour.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Dad can wait.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Oh, no, I was not born yesterday!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01You set your phone to wake me up!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05I knew I couldn't trust her.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09This is typical Lauren and her competitiveness is so immature.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13But there is still time for me to win.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19TONY HUMS A TUNE
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Someone's cheery.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Do you want a cup of tea? - No, thanks,
0:03:23 > 0:03:27nothing before my breakfast in bed from Lauren and Millie.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28That's the tradition.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32My belly is empty, but my heart is full.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Well, my belly's full, but my throat's dry, so... - SHE CHUCKLES
0:03:35 > 0:03:40But if they don't find out, where's the harm, eh?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- No.- I'll make it, you're pregnant!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45No, you stop in bed and have a nice Father's Day lie-in,
0:03:45 > 0:03:47could be your last chance for years.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Morning!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Happy Father's Day!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- TRAY CLATTERS - What?!
0:04:11 > 0:04:12I made you tea,
0:04:12 > 0:04:15it's your favourite - peppermint and mushroom.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Thanks. What time is it?
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Quarter to eight.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19What day is it?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Sunday. Why?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Well, I just... I normally have a lie-in on a Sunday.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Well, this Sunday is special.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Enjoy.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30HE SNEEZES
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I knew it!
0:04:39 > 0:04:40What? No, I was just coming to wake you up.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Scoring points with Mike behind my back! You snake!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- No, I was just... - Taking him tea in bed?
0:04:46 > 0:04:47You're pathetic!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Where are you going?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52To make Mike breakfast and there is nothing you can do about it.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Oh, that is low!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- And what about Dad? - What about Dad?! You started this!
0:04:58 > 0:04:59I didn't, it was you!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Should I put "Tony" or "Dad"?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Well, he and Mum are having a baby,
0:05:10 > 0:05:13so that at least makes him half our dad.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14That's a yes, I'll put "Dad".
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- SECURITY ENTRANCE BUZZES - At last!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18That will be Millie and Lauren!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- BUZZING CONTINUES - Can someone get that, please?
0:05:23 > 0:05:24KNOCK AT DOOR
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Andy, hi.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- Fancy you turning up just in time for Father's Day.- Sh!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36In there.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37OK, now you sign.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Jake...
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Hello?
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Hello?
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Gotcha!
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Dad!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Don't do that!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Jake the snake!
0:05:50 > 0:05:51And Fran-tastic!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Look at you two!
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Has your hair grown or have your heads got smaller?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59He's trying to make a joke.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02So, been decorating the new pad, eh?
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Cool vibes, is it?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11What are you two up to?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Oh, it's nothing... - We're just making a card.- Jake!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Too late to pretend now.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19It's for me, isn't it?
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Yeah.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22I knew you wouldn't forget your old man!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Of course we wouldn't.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28"To the best dad in the world.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30"Thanks for always being there."
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Thanks, kids.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34This means a lot.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36We meant every word, didn't we, Fran?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41And in return, I've got some mega exciting news for you.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43You're getting us a puppy?
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Even better.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45A puppy each!
0:06:45 > 0:06:49How would you like it if we saw each other a whole lot more often?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Cool!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I know what you're up to.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00We share Dad, but you want Mike for yourself.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Oh, please! Go and find your own stepdad.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05He is my stepdad!
0:07:05 > 0:07:06You're just jealous.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09You've never had anything of your own, just my hand-me-downs.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Clothes, toys, insults.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14That is so not true!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16That is so true.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Why can't I get a new one?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21This is way too big.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Don't be silly.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Just...take it in a bit.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33She even tried to give me Lauren's old trainers,
0:07:33 > 0:07:35but I put my foot down there.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I'm less competitive than you!
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Oh, please!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Do you think you can do better than pancakes?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Yeah, a fry-up.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Game on!- Fine!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48There's still time.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49We'll give Mike a choice.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Pancakes or a fry-up, see which one of us he likes best.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57You mean which breakfast.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Yeah, that's what I said.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Oh, bacon!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Yeah, I was starving. Do you want a bit?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Oh, no, remember the girls.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14One bite! They'll never know!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Mm-mn. Bacon breath, it's a dead giveaway.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18But they're here now, right?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oh, that was Andy for the kids. Sorry.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Hey, I found something really cool for the baby.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Oh, yeah?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29It's a cot shaped like a bumper car.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Oh, I'm really sorry, I ordered a cot yesterday.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Shaped like a...?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Cot.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Well, no bother.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38I'll get one of these hanging mobiles instead, then.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Em...- What, you've ordered a hanging mobile?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Well, I can send it back.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Is there anything that you haven't ordered?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47I could get maybe like an 18th birthday present.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Oh, kicking!
0:08:48 > 0:08:49My little footballer!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51It's going for a goal - quick!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I can't feel anything.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56It's stopped, must have been sent off.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Mmm!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- DOOR SLAMS SHUT - Hello?!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35This is my special day and I would like to be asleep
0:09:35 > 0:09:37so I can enjoy it properly.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Sharon?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Ohh... Urgh!
0:09:49 > 0:09:54You should have sieved that flour, those are going to be lumpy.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Well, your beans are going to be has-beens!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Move it! I need to get to the grill!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Or what?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- You're going to whisk me(?) - LAUREN SNIGGERS
0:10:08 > 0:10:10THEY BOTH SNIFF
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Are those my sausages burning?!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Oh, no!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24You did this!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26You sabotaged my pancakes!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Right, get out of the way, I'm starting again.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Not a chance, fish breath!
0:10:32 > 0:10:36They're the last ones! Let go, you hobbit!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Oh, perfect(!) What now?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Where are you going?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Corner shop!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Lauren, wait! DOOR SLAMS
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Craig?
0:11:18 > 0:11:22No, there's no mess so big it can't be ignored on Father's Day.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26POP MUSIC PLAYS
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Are Millie and Lauren here, carrying a huge bag full of breakfast?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39No, it's Dad, and guess what? He's moving!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Oh, I'm sorry, Jake, not too far away, I hope.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- Park Street!- What?! You mean, just around the corner?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48And that means I get to visit him all the time.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Oh, great! I mean, that'll be nice for you.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Also, he's going to teach me drums.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55What, air drums?
0:11:55 > 0:12:00Nah, proper real ones and I can be AS LOUD AS I LIKE!
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Oh, eardrums!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04So, what is it, then, is it like a small flat?
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Are you back to sleeping on a Lilo?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08No, we get a room each and they are massive.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11But you'll still have time for old Tony, though, eh?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13And guess what? We get to keep a pet.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Because I'm not allowed one here.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Sultanas, breakfast of sultans!
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Couple of slices of apple, heaven.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Aw, sweet!
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Hey. We've got to go to our dad's.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Enjoy your day.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52It's... It's good news about him moving, though, eh?
0:12:54 > 0:12:57It won't happen. This is what he always does.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Really?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I-I mean... I mean, that would be a shame.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Why is he moving anyway?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06He says his girlfriend wants to settle down and raise cats.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Happens to the best of us.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Not Dad, he's not the settling-down type.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Maybe this time.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16No. In a few days,
0:13:16 > 0:13:18we'll be sitting around waiting for him,
0:13:18 > 0:13:20but he'll never show up.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22I know how that feels.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- TONY SIGHS - Where are they?!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Right, get out of my way, you worm!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- I am using the cooker! - Not if I get there first!
0:13:36 > 0:13:40- JAKE:- Real pets, in the flat? Cool!
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Come on, they're waiting for you.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I'm not going. What's the point?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Don't you want to meet Andy's new girlfriend?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48I met the last one.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50We'll never see her again.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Maybe you could give him a chance.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55It seems like he's really trying this time.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58And it is Father's Day.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Hurry up! Dad said we can put a rabbit hutch in the garden
0:14:03 > 0:14:04if there's enough time!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Rabbits AND cats? Is that a good idea?
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Oh, it will be fine.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- He says I can have a python to keep them in check.- What?!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Come on, come on, hurry up!
0:14:15 > 0:14:17OK, OK.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25You were joking about getting a python, weren't you?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Yeah. I'm really getting a Komodo dragon.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- ANDY:- Anyone know where I can find a couple of tearaways?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Dad, we're ready!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35TONY STRUMS THE UKULELE
0:14:35 > 0:14:37AMBER SCOFFS
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Here, let me give you a hand with that.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42No, you can't get up, remember?
0:14:43 > 0:14:47If I lie here much longer, I'll be half man, half mattress.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I'd forgotten it's antenatal yoga this afternoon.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52I hadn't, I've been looking forward to it.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55You don't have to come. Besides, you can't do it on an empty stomach.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Really?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Well, maybe you can have lunch in bed.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04And that's me done.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06MIKE CHUCKLES
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Morning, sleepyhead!
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Look what I've got!
0:15:14 > 0:15:19Muffins, Danish pastries, croissants, custard slice...
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Wow!
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Look, I know your body is a temple, but it is Father's Day.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Couldn't just be a dustbin?
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Go on, then.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Mm!
0:15:32 > 0:15:36- Yeah, delicious. - Jammy doughnut! Hm?
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Glass of smoothie.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Pot of coffee.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Newspaper.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48But where did you get that?
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Corner shop, while you were cruising hair grips.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- You lizard!- You got him a card!
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Hey!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Who opened it?!
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Don't look at me!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Craig! I'll kill him!
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- TONY'S STOMACH RUMBLES - Oof!
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Oh, come on! Where are you?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15RINGING TONE
0:16:17 > 0:16:20PHONE RINGS
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Oh, it's Dad!
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Oi, give that back!
0:16:23 > 0:16:26"To Mike, chichi-no hi omedetou!"
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Japanese?
0:16:27 > 0:16:30You really went all out on this, suck-up!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32What is your problem?!
0:16:32 > 0:16:33"Thanks for everything!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36"Lots of love Lauren and...
0:16:36 > 0:16:38"Millie?"
0:16:38 > 0:16:40PHONE STOPS RINGING
0:16:41 > 0:16:43You signed it from both of us?
0:16:44 > 0:16:48'Hi, it's Lauren, can't get to the phone right now.'
0:16:51 > 0:16:53But my signature looks so real.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Thanks. I forge it all the time.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Why didn't you tell me it was a joint card?
0:16:57 > 0:17:00I wrote it this morning when you were in the shower,
0:17:00 > 0:17:01didn't really think about it.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03That makes me feel pretty small.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Yeah, well, no surprises there.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Sorry I underestimated you.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18This was a really nice thing to do.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19PHONE RINGS
0:17:19 > 0:17:22And maybe I am a bit competitive.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24A bit?!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Look, why don't we put all of this on the one plate
0:17:27 > 0:17:29and give it to Mike together?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- One hand each?- Deal.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Then we'll go to Dad's.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39'Hi, this is Millie's phone. Please leave a message after...'
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Oh, sweet!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45I'm absolutely starving!
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Don't even look at it!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49These are for Mike.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Where have you been?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Out getting breakfast for Dad.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Well, back away from our breakfast!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Do you know how much trouble we have gone to?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Well, you shouldn't have bothered.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00I get MacDougall's for my dad every Father's Day.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- What?- Yeah, cos it's our tradition.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Cos he's MY dad!
0:18:06 > 0:18:11And, if I remember correctly, you two, you have your own dad.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Well, yeah, we're just getting to him.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Yeah, luckily he's really patient.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21TONY SIGHS
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Mm! Yummy!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Which one do you want next?
0:18:29 > 0:18:33- LAUREN:- Whatever! - CRAIG:- It's our tradition!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35What is that racket?!
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Oh, it's just the kids, ignore them, it's Father's Day.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42No, it's my special day, I will go and sort them out.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45PHONE RINGS, ARGUING CONTINUES
0:18:45 > 0:18:47'Hi, you've reached Sharon,
0:18:47 > 0:18:49'leave me a message and I'll get back to you.'
0:18:49 > 0:18:50TONY SIGHS
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Right, I'm getting up.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Ow! Oh, my legs! They've gone to sleep!
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Agh, cramp!
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Why would he have an Egg MacDougall when he can have an Egg McMillie?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Or Pancakes O'Lauren?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Just back off, yeah, you dad rustlers?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Guys, can you keep it down?
0:19:10 > 0:19:14- I'm trying to eat my body weight in pastry...- ALL: Happy Father's Day!
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Look, I got you the traditional MacDougall's!
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- And I've made your favourite! - Favourites!
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Three breakfasts!
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Thanks, guys. I can't believe I forgot our tradition, Craig.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- The thing is, I've already... - Syrup!
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Look! You got the little mutant boy!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37They've gone to all this trouble, Mike, for you,
0:19:37 > 0:19:39on Father's Day!
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Right, em, where do I start, eh?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Hello? Anyone there?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07"To the best dad in the world."
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Just cos he's got his fancy real drums.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- Delicious, eh, Dad? Eat up! - There's more.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Look, got a shield with the mutant...
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Knock-knock!
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Dad!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Oh, great! Another mouth to feed!
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Oh, I get it.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Bacon, anything you fancy.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Thanks, but I can see that I'm interrupting.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Wait, Dad, we were just... - It's OK, Millie.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46You're busy with Mike. I'll make my own breakfast.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Scrambled eggs? Please! Anything! I'm begging you!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52DOOR CLOSES We've really messed this up.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Come on, let's go.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56These are lush!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59He's only had a bite. Just take it, eat up!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- Mm!- Bye!- Bye!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Mm!
0:21:08 > 0:21:09DOOR OPENS
0:21:09 > 0:21:11- Hey!- Hi.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13So, come on, spill. How was it?
0:21:13 > 0:21:14All right.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Just all right?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18It was awesome, we had such a good time!
0:21:18 > 0:21:19Yeah? Aww!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Dad has done so much work on the flat already.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25What?! He put in a cat flap!
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Well, that's a start.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29And he's knocking down some of the walls for an extension.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Seems pretty serious.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Sounds like he might be staying for a while.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36And I'm helping with demolition. Smash!
0:21:36 > 0:21:37We'll see about that.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Dad's new girlfriend is a wildlife warden.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42I've never met someone who actually wanted to talk about bats.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43She's so cool.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Well, I suppose it depends what your definition of cool is, but...
0:21:47 > 0:21:50We're going to this old barn which has a whole colony of horseshoes.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52They're bats.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Of course!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55I'm glad you like her.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59She's not as cool as you, though. No-one is, Mum.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00Aw, thanks!
0:22:06 > 0:22:07We're sorry, Dad.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11We didn't mean to forget you, we just got a bit tied up with Mike.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13It's fine, Mike's great,
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I can see why you'd want to make a fuss of him.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19And... I'm only your real father, so...
0:22:19 > 0:22:23Look, it wasn't about Mike, it was about us.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26It was just me and Lauren getting into another stupid competition.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- She's right, it was all her fault. - No, it wasn't!
0:22:29 > 0:22:31And there you go again.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35The point is, we messed up and we're sorry.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39And to prove it, I've got you...
0:22:39 > 0:22:42I mean WE'VE got you a present.
0:22:51 > 0:22:56- TONY LAUGHS - That is so cool!
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Aw, thanks, girls!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05You know, feeling guilty kind of gives me an appetite.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Scrap breakfast, how about lunch in bed?
0:23:07 > 0:23:10No, you've done enough cooking.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11I'll take us to the cafe.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15- OK, but WE are buying. - It's a deal!
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- Dad, can you lend me some money? - Mm-hm.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Hey, Sharon, check this out!
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Zorbing? What's zorbing?
0:23:30 > 0:23:32White-water paintball zorbing!
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Oh, that's a lot clearer.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Yeah, Dad's going to love it.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38It's a lot more dangerous than regular zorbing.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Yeah, it sounds more like a day out for you. He is in his 40s.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Nah! I'll go ask him now, yeah?
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Not until we've cleared this lot up.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Oh, look, he's spark out.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Maybe he's meditating.
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Dad?
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Dad?
0:24:03 > 0:24:06It's probably best just to leave him.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Well, maybe we could go to the zorbathon, eh?
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Zorbathon?!
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- Mate!- Mate!
0:24:13 > 0:24:16You know me so well!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Every year, you pull it out the bag!
0:24:18 > 0:24:22BOTH: Zorbathon! Aaargh!
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Now, this one is going to be great.
0:24:25 > 0:24:30- FRAN:- OK, quickly, write your name. Quick, he's coming.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Maybe that second ice-cream sundae was a mistake.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Especially after the spaghetti splatter.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38There you are, I thought you'd finally merged with the mattress!
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Look what Millie and Lauren gave me.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Oh, sweet!
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Oh! I think he likes it! Quick!
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Or she.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Dad said it was the best present ever.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53- FRAN:- (Jake!)
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Oh, yeah.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01We got you a card, but Dad opened it by mistake.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Oh, that was for me?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06So we made you this.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19"To Tony, our shared dad.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21"You light up our house..."
0:25:31 > 0:25:33TONY SNIFFLES
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Some cards and presents are worth the wait.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42He didn't cry when he read our card!
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Next year, Millie, next year!
0:25:44 > 0:25:46We'll make him cry like a baby!
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Next year there will literally be one.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- AMBER:- Lunch is ready!
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Great...
0:25:52 > 0:25:53I'm starving.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Father's Day can be tricky,
0:25:59 > 0:26:01especially if you've got two fathers.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04I've already got some ideas for next year...
0:26:04 > 0:26:07so I'll be way ahead of Lauren.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09- AMBER:- You are having the biggest portion going.