0:00:02 > 0:00:04- "Tip me into your hand," Mike?- Ooh.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08CARD PLAYS WEDDING MARCH
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Oh, it's from my old friend Charlotte.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13She's getting married. "Throw me."
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Oh!
0:00:17 > 0:00:21- Don't.- Oh, and Charlotte's parties are legendary.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24This invite is for the whole weekend.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27A whole weekend on our own, fantastic!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29That's wonderful news!
0:00:29 > 0:00:33I just know that you two are going to have a really special time.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Yeah, I'll call her later, let her know we can't be there.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41But, Mum, your oldest, dearest friend Carla...
0:00:41 > 0:00:45- Charlotte.- Charlotte. You can't let her down.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Yes, but what will you lot get up to when we're gone?
0:00:48 > 0:00:49- ALL:- Nothing!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52THEY LAUGH
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Honestly, where is the trust?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Mum, you cannot keep saying no to things.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I deserve a life too, you know.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38I meant you deserve a life.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41I can say no if I think you lot are going to get up to no good.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Sharon, Lauren and I are both responsible young adults.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Well, you're young - I'll give you that.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53One out of three ain't bad.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Lauren and I had to grow up fast,
0:01:58 > 0:02:02if anyone knows how to cope on their own without parents,
0:02:02 > 0:02:04functioning parents,
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- it's us.- What?
0:02:06 > 0:02:11- Your dad and I never left you guys on your own.- Erm...
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Dad did and we were fine.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16No, I don't think...
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- No, he didn't. - Focus, we're nearly there.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Yeah, I guess Dad and Amber are more chilled.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Just trusts us more.
0:02:30 > 0:02:36OK, so it was a bit risky playing the Mum versus Dad card,
0:02:36 > 0:02:39but it worked. The wedding's tomorrow,
0:02:39 > 0:02:41which means two whole days of freedom...
0:02:41 > 0:02:43..for us.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Mum, did you get any extra hot chocolate?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50You know how I like a cup before turning in early.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Ha-ha.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Have fun at the wedding, but don't go too wild.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- We know what you're like. - You can 100% trust us.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- Well, me anyway.- We know.- You do?
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Yeah. In fact, we trust you so much we got one more young responsible
0:03:05 > 0:03:07adult to join you for the weekend.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Yeah, responsibility levels off the scale.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12DOORBELL RINGS
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Thanks for having me, Auntie Shaz.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Oh, you're welcome.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17HE COUGHS
0:03:17 > 0:03:20The family's gone rock climbing, shame I got this chest infection.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23I was really keen to try my first undercling.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Of course you were, mate.
0:03:26 > 0:03:31Funny how often something stops him from enjoying the great outdoors.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Ollie?- Hey, Millie.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38So money for food and emergencies.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Lauren, what's an emergency?
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- Out of lip gloss. - No, ditto clothes, movies,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47and printing party invites.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Don't be silly, we'd send them online.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Not that we're going to.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54BOTH: I'll take it.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57She knows that I'm more responsible.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58We'll see.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Right, be good.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03ALL: Bye!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Don't go too wild!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Bring on the freekend!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12It's a weekend...
0:04:12 > 0:04:14..free from parents.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- BOTH:- Oh!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18THEY CHEER
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Freekend!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Haven't you used up all your screen time this week?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Yeah, and now I'm using up your screen time.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Whoa, you really need to unclutter your inbox.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I've been meaning to, but I just don't know how.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- Can you help me, darling? - Not right now.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I wanted to watch an unboxing clip of the new box set
0:04:41 > 0:04:42on my favourite TV show.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46You want to watch someone unboxing a box?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Thank you.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Fran's time's up too.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Thank you!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Why's Franma e-mailing someone called Dan?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59And why is he glad that Flora chose him?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I don't know, but you shouldn't be reading through
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- other people's e-mails. - I'm not! Well, I am,
0:05:04 > 0:05:07but it's just the subject line, so it doesn't count.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Hold on...
0:05:09 > 0:05:12..he says he wants to make her dreams come true.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- So?- You don't think...?
0:05:15 > 0:05:16No. Yes!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Franma's dating!- Yeah, right.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Then why have they agreed to take things slow at first?
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Let's have a look. But why would Franma want to date?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30She always says, "Me time, not he time."
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Poor Franma, she must be lonely.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- But she has us.- It's not the same.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Now that we know, we can help her.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40The last time that she was dating, people didn't have mobile phones.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43So they used to send emojis by post?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45We just need to get her to tell us that she's dating first,
0:05:45 > 0:05:47so she doesn't know that I saw the e-mails.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- What are you doing? - Pretending I still have a phone,
0:05:51 > 0:05:53so I don't get dragged into this.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Argh! Movies have lied to us.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05When kids are alone in movies, that's when all the exciting stuff
0:06:05 > 0:06:09happens. Turns out that no parents is even more boring than parents.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12There aren't even any useless burglars trying to break in
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- or anything.- This is like the weekend that time forgot.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19- How long till they come back? - What a bunch of amateurs,
0:06:19 > 0:06:21haven't even searched the cupboards.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Duh.- Yes, lad. To me.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Kale crunchies? Urgh.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31What say we kick off the freekend with an outrageous feast,
0:06:31 > 0:06:35and as I am wildly talented, I'll even cook.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- I could eat.- We can have all the cool things that Mum won't buy us.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Like toasted potato waffles and microwavable cheeseburgers.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Family size tubs of cookie dough ice cream?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Yes! And squirty cheese.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48- Ew.- Really?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51What? I like squirty cheese.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Right, here is the money for the feast.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- Wow!- Making dinner is easy,
0:06:57 > 0:07:00I don't know why Mum makes such a fuss about it.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Right, start with these.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- Yum, yum.- I'll be back soon.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Oh, Gran, your horoscope says that you'll meet someone special soon
0:07:17 > 0:07:19who'll sweep you off your feet.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21So, have you?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Have I what, dear? - Been swept off your feet?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Rushed off my feet more like.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27What does mine say?
0:07:27 > 0:07:28What about the weekend,
0:07:28 > 0:07:30got any plans?
0:07:30 > 0:07:31SHE SIGHS
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- E-MAIL PINGS - Ah, goodie.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39How about an afternoon with your dad tomorrow?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41He phoned this morning.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Sure, but not zip wiring again.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Last time we went, he kept cutting in front of me.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Oh, I'm not going, just you two and your dad.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Guess who's got a date tomorrow!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Us with Dad, Franma just said.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58No, Franma. Read the signs, Jake.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00She got all touchy when I asked her if she'd met anyone,
0:08:00 > 0:08:02and now she's trying to get rid of us tomorrow.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04But why won't she tell us?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Maybe she thinks she's too old.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09That's ridiculous, you can date anyone at any age.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Look at Mum and Tony for example, they're ancient.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14You know what we need to do with Franma?
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- Get my phone back off her. - No, show her that it's all fine.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- GLASSES CLINK ALL:- Cheers!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Here we are.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31So it's toasted potato waffles,
0:08:31 > 0:08:33in a red currant jus,
0:08:33 > 0:08:34with a parsnip puree,
0:08:34 > 0:08:36garlic broccoli,
0:08:36 > 0:08:37with almonds and a chervil foam.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Oh, and of course, the lobster tails.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41I'm glad I popped in.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43THEY LAUGH
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Mm, I'm getting the crunch of the waffle,
0:08:47 > 0:08:49the tartness of the red currant,
0:08:49 > 0:08:51balanced with the creamy puree.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Is the chervil a bit much, though?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55No, it brings it all together.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Nice one, Ollie.- Oh, thanks, guys.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59What was Mum worried for?
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Look at us, being all responsible and sophisticated.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Can I have some cash, please?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07It's an emergency.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Dino World is in 3-D for one day only and a crowd of us are going.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15I don't know why you're asking me. I gave Ollie the envelope.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Yeah, but that wasn't all the money, was it?
0:09:18 > 0:09:19No way.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- He can't have spent it all. - SHE LAUGHS
0:09:24 > 0:09:27What? Lobster tails aren't cheap.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Lauren gave me the money for food.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33Yeah, food for four teenagers plus one hanger on.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36This isn't the MasterChef final.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Chillax, children. I thought this would happen...
0:09:38 > 0:09:40..if Lauren was in charge.
0:09:40 > 0:09:45So I asked uncle Mike for some emergency, emergency money.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Oh, that's why you two winked at each other.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Et, voila.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56It's gone.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Oh, erm...
0:09:58 > 0:09:59I took the money for a taxi.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- There was a lot to carry. - How did you even find it?!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I told you, I searched the cupboards.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Great, so Gordon Ramsay has blown all the cash.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12I'm so happy we asked Mum to leave us alone.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13No-one eat any more.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16This has got to last us the whole weekend.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- We're rationing.- Stop it!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Urgh, why aren't there any adults here to blame?!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- I'm off to bed.- Me too.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Night, Lauren.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29I'll text you in five minutes.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33You're all welcome. I'll clean up, then.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Now that the money is gone, we're stuck here,
0:10:43 > 0:10:46but at least we've got the place to ourselves.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49I've just had a 30 minute shower with Mum's posh shampoo
0:10:49 > 0:10:52that she never shares.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Good morning. Or should I say good afternoon.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Yeah, it was until Mum texted me to say stop being lazy,
0:10:59 > 0:11:01and get out of her bed.
0:11:01 > 0:11:06How did Mum know that I was in her nice big double bed, huh, Millie?
0:11:06 > 0:11:10- I don't know.- Yeah, right. Maybe because I called dibs first,
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- you should not be bitter and snitch! - I didn't.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15I'm going to take a shower.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Just in case you want to inform your spy bosses!
0:11:21 > 0:11:23"Spy bosses"?
0:11:23 > 0:11:24LAUREN SCREAMS
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Millie!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Whoops. I used all the hot water.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Well?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Oh, Sharon, you look amazing!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Well, you don't look too shabby yourself.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Shall we?
0:11:42 > 0:11:43You don't miss the kids, do you?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Yeah, but you know what they say -
0:11:45 > 0:11:48absence makes the heart grow fitter.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Isn't it fonder?- Yeah, but our hearts will be fitter,
0:11:50 > 0:11:52because we'll have no stress from the kids.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Yeah, and I'm not worried about what they're up to either,
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- because it's all about... - BOTH: ..trust.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Oh, hang on.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05They'll be fine.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Yeah, I'm just checking.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09This live streaming's brilliant.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Jake, music.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24# Someone told me... #
0:12:24 > 0:12:25What is this?
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- Ed Sheeran.- I said find something romantic.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31It's Ed Sheeran.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34# ..and make mistakes from time to time... #
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Ow! Why are you sitting in the dark?
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- It's called mood lighting.- Oh, you two are putting me in a mood.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Hurry up, your dad's waiting.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47OK, we're going. Oh, and by the way, you're never too old to wear purple.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53And remember, any more than 13 heart emojis just looks desperate.
0:12:55 > 0:13:00OK, so the idea is - you slide down the stairs on the mattress.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Bonus point if you do it backwards.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Then you climb the stepladders with no hand,
0:13:05 > 0:13:10and then you leap from chair to chair with your eyes closed.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12I call it a Ride of the House Ninja.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15More like ride to A&E.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Look, I came here to escape physical challenges!
0:13:17 > 0:13:21It'll be perfectly safe, whoever's fastest is the winner.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Or whoever's alive by the end.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Shall we go and set up?- Be my guest.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- MESSAGE PINGS - Got a text. From Mike!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32"Don't do anything stupid."
0:13:32 > 0:13:34How did he know I was about to do something stupid?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36I mean, daring.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Maybe he just knows you're a potential maniac.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Or someone's dobbed me in!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- Lauren!- What?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Lauren, you traitor!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49What is this,
0:13:49 > 0:13:51an art installation for demented spiders?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54This is Ride of the House Ninja.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56In here is round two -
0:13:56 > 0:14:00the laser room. I had to use string.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02My kind of lasers. Nice.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Why did you tell Mike about it? - I didn't.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Did you tell Mum I was searching for my birthday presents?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10No, because - one, I didn't know you were doing that,
0:14:10 > 0:14:12and two, if I did, I would have helped.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Well, I just got a text saying, "Find anything yet, Snoopy?"
0:14:15 > 0:14:17And here you are, out of the blue.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Well, it wasn't me.- Yeah, and it wasn't me that told Mike about your
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- lame ninja playground.- And it wasn't me who told Mum that you were
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- sleeping in her bed.- Show me your phone.- Touch my phone,
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- and you'll lose fingers!- What have you got to hide, Lauren?!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- No!- Show me your phone! - There's nothing!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- I've got nothing on my phone! - Show me your phone!
0:14:35 > 0:14:37THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Stop! Calm down!
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Is that Mike's tablet?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44He said he was taking that with him.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Strange.- I think we're being watched.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- He must be streaming us on his tablet.- That's how Mike and Sharon
0:14:50 > 0:14:52know what we're going to do before we even do it.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55There must be other cameras.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Lost a few points there, mate!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Upstairs!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03DOORBELL RINGS
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Stupid.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- A rose for my rose... - No time, we're being watched.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Got it! Action camera at 11 o'clock.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25AM or PM?
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- What?- Don't look, they might be watching.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30What are we going to do?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Yeah, it's the safety camera from Mike's bike.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Oh, come to think of it,
0:15:34 > 0:15:37I saw a suspicious device downstairs in the kitchen.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39I mean, it might just be a smoke alarm, but...
0:15:39 > 0:15:41OK.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45It's on the wall by the door.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50That is a smoke alarm.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Oh.- To be fair, it is very camera-like.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Thank you.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57We're still being totally spied on.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Wait.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04What lovely weather we're having. I love Scotland.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07"We're being bug..."?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Sh! Lauren!
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Millie, this is no time to be hand dancing.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23It's code. We all need to split up,
0:16:23 > 0:16:26look for more cameras and microphones,
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- then regroup.- OK.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Good idea, and remember - act natural.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46There won't be one in there.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Guys, on top of the kitchen cupboard.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Don't look.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57OK, act normal.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Hurry up! Don't see why you needed your coat.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21I don't, duh. I want to see if her date was going well.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25I'm sorry, but it's just not working.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Oh, please don't say that.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- I so wanted it to work. - Dan and Gran are breaking up.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Is it cos their names rhyme? That would put me right off.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35- What can I do?- Nothing, it's a compatibility problem.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37It doesn't help if one is much older.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40What a cheek, he thinks she's too old for him.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44I understand. If we can't make it work,
0:17:44 > 0:17:46we can't make it work.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I suppose that's it, then.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50- Goodbye.- Goodbye.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55MUSIC: Get Down On It By Kool & The Gang
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Get down!
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- What's going on at home?- Nothing.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07In fact, they look bored.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Bored is good.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Right, come on, I've requested the Macarena.- Ooh!
0:18:18 > 0:18:22OK, to confirm - four cameras, living room,
0:18:22 > 0:18:25landing, kitchen, hallway.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27The microphones were turned off.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Affirmative.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Then why are you both whispering?
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- Oh.- Oh, yeah.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36I can't believe this, Mum and Mike don't trust us at all.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38The whole time they've just been spying on us.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Like they expect us to be irresponsible.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Well, we did blow all the money.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- You did.- Well, if that's what they expect,
0:18:46 > 0:18:48then that's what we should give them.
0:18:48 > 0:18:53- Go on.- Right, first we need to make sure that they're watching.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I'll text Mike and ask where he keeps his drill,
0:18:56 > 0:18:59that'll get him watching his little CCTVs.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Perfect. Things are about to get wild.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Fake wild.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Yes!
0:19:09 > 0:19:12THEY LAUGH
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Remember, look like you're going for the mirror.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Pretend you smashed it.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31- The bath, it's leaking.- Lauren!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34I'm sorry!
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Mum's dresses?- Mm-hm.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Which one should I choose?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41- This one.- This one?
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Definitely.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Oh, no!- Lauren! What have you done? - What have I done?- Up the stairs,
0:19:54 > 0:19:56come on, wash it. Come on!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I'll get the lights.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Ollie, stand-by. Now get the cracked glass.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Great. Turn it off.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23She's not here, must've taken the break-up pretty bad.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Yeah, she's too good for him, and Dan's a dumb name.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Oh, I didn't hear you guys come back.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31You had other things on your mind.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Jake, go get some ice cream. How about we watch a rom-com?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37What? No, I hate rom-coms.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39But they're good once you've just been dumped.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Helps you get it all out. - Excuse me? Who dumped me?
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- She's in denial. - I don't have a boyfriend.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48That's right, Dan's your ex now.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Who's Dan?- Look, you don't have to be embarrassed.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- We know that you met Dan online. - Yeah, and we heard him break-up
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- with you this afternoon. What a creep.- Dan?
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Oh, you mean Digital Applications Network?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Is that your pet name for him?- No!
0:21:02 > 0:21:05DAN is a company.
0:21:05 > 0:21:10And the one you heard earlier when you were spying is a nice young man
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- called Ash who works for them. - Oh, so you're dating Ash?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I'm not dating anyone!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18I hired him to teach me how to use the editing software
0:21:18 > 0:21:22on the computer. I wanted to edit the videos on my phone!
0:21:22 > 0:21:26With all my lovely grandkids and me on the zip wire holding a flare.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- Why didn't you just ask us for help? - I did, but you're always too busy on
0:21:30 > 0:21:32your gadgets and gizmos to teach me.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34So when Ash said you're too old...
0:21:34 > 0:21:37He was talking about the computer, thank you very much.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39It needs its GPU updated.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Whatever that is. - That actually makes way more sense.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44I have a lot of admirers,
0:21:44 > 0:21:49and I wouldn't be embarrassed to tell anyone I was dating.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52But Ash, a bit young, practically a baby.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57I will make sure that I log out of my e-mail account
0:21:57 > 0:21:59properly in future.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08THEY SIGH
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Faking for parents is so exhausting.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Yeah, you should know.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Leo, make some Cocoa, we've got to turn in early,
0:22:14 > 0:22:19- so we could wake up at six.- Oh, no way! I want a spy-free lie-in.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23Trust me, Mum and Mike will be home extra early.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Yeah, I better get home.- Oh, well, I'll text you. Thanks for helping.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29It's cool.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40- Ah-ha! We caught you. - What is going on?
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Good morning.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- Broccoli?- Slice of toast?
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Anchovy butter?
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Why have none of you been answering your phones?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Oh, we fancied an early night, so we switched them off.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- "Early night"?- Yeah, right, as if.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Well, there's been no parties, no fun.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58In fact, this has been the most boring weekend ever.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02- Oh, really?- That is not what it looked like on the...
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Oh, my dress, my mirror!
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- My tablet screen!- What about them?
0:23:07 > 0:23:11I'm just...I'm just wondering how they are.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- They're fine.- Yeah, well I'm going to go check.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16But I thought you took your tablet with you.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18No, it's upstairs.
0:23:18 > 0:23:24Oh, right, so it's not this one that was propped up on the book shelf
0:23:24 > 0:23:28watching our every move even though you said that you could trust us?
0:23:28 > 0:23:33- We can explain. - No need, you were spying on us.
0:23:33 > 0:23:39Well, yes, but good job after we saw what you lot got up to.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42THEY GIGGLE
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Oh, wait.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46This is a set-up, isn't it?
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Yeah. Follow me.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Here you go!- Oh, what's that for?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01To help you wake up, you're going to need your brain on.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Yeah, we're going to show you how to speak computer.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Starting off by showing you how to edit your videos.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Oh, thank you, guys.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Isn't there something else you'd rather do with your day?
0:24:12 > 0:24:15- BOTH:- Nope. - Oh, well, while we're here,
0:24:15 > 0:24:18can you help me join one of those dating websites?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Joking! Your faces.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- Just press that button and then it will play.- OK.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31So, my dress isn't ruined?
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Not unless red paper stains.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38What about the leak in the ceiling?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40A stick and a cup.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42And some brilliant acting.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Yeah, but I saw my screen was smashed.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48No. You saw this.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50We just drew some lines on it.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Now, that is genius.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54We were convinced you guys had messed up.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58- Yeah, before you'd even left. - We're sorry.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- It's not like we don't trust you. - You just really missed our faces?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03We ruined your weekend and ours.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Next time, we'll just to leave you to it.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07So there will be a next time?
0:25:07 > 0:25:08And no cameras.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10And it was Mike's idea.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12That is so not true.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18So we've forgiven Mum and Mike for turning our weekend of freedom into
0:25:18 > 0:25:21some strange reality TV show.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23It's not that they don't trust us,
0:25:23 > 0:25:25it's more that they don't want to admit that we're growing up.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28KNOCK ON DOOR Wait for it.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32- Hi!- Mum.- I was wondering if you'd fancy snuggling up,
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- and watching an old musical.- Oh!
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Can we make chocolate milk floats as well?
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Yeah, I'll see if there's any sprinkles.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45What? I didn't say we were totally grown-up.