Friend Friction

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Don't be late now, because I'm not driving you in.

0:00:04 > 0:00:05Tell that to the bathroom barnacle!

0:00:05 > 0:00:07I need to brush my teeth!

0:00:07 > 0:00:08Lauren!

0:00:08 > 0:00:10How much longer?

0:00:10 > 0:00:11Go away!

0:00:11 > 0:00:14Everything feels strange.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Dad and Amber have moved to Spain with baby Hector,

0:00:16 > 0:00:19so Fran and Jake's gran has moved in to look after them,

0:00:19 > 0:00:21into my dad's room!

0:00:21 > 0:00:25I bet she's taken down his Keep Calm and Play Bagpipes poster.

0:00:25 > 0:00:26- Mike!- Won't be long.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28MILLIE SIGHS

0:00:28 > 0:00:31We've spent three years sorting out our two families

0:00:31 > 0:00:32and now everything's changed.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Mum, you're going to need to drive us in.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37- Oh, no.- What? Millie's not even ready!

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Because I can't get into the bathroom!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41My fastest shave yet.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Hey, don't worry about your dad being away. I got your back.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Thanks, but we're just going to be so late!

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Oh, well, I'll get my car keys, then.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51And can you drop us off on the corner so no-one sees you?

0:00:56 > 0:00:59All I'm saying is, I hope taking the Dad and Amber bricks away

0:00:59 > 0:01:01doesn't bring the house crashing down.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43Oh, look at you, big man.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Very smart.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47- It's elastic.- Oh.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Oh, and you look smart too.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Thanks.- I just knew we three would get on.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Sandwich, darling.- Oh, what's in it?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Fish paste.- Fish paste?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58No, thanks, that's just weird.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00I'll make myself a peanut butter and cheese.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03And that's not weird?

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Don't be fussy, love.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Your mum always loved her fish paste.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13- I miss Mum.- Yeah, and I miss Hector gumming my finger.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15If Millie's dad hadn't have kidnapped them,

0:02:15 > 0:02:17then we wouldn't be stuck here with our weird gran.

0:02:17 > 0:02:18It's not Millie's fault.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Maybe. All I know is they've got their family

0:02:20 > 0:02:23and we're stuck with someone who thinks fish paste is food.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24Look, she's not that bad.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27You're just saying that because she loves you, big man.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Bye.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Oh, you forgot your sand...

0:02:32 > 0:02:34DOOR SLAMS

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Mmm.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48Welcome to the pit.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51I know it might look like the start of a zombie apocalypse,

0:02:51 > 0:02:53but actually, everyone has their place.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Those are the populars.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59In this sunny bit, if there's ever sun,

0:02:59 > 0:03:00that's the super brains.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04And the wild bunch by the farm.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Oh, and that's Mr Yates.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08He lives for his farm.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11That's trainer abuse!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Sorry, mate, didn't see you.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19And there's the kid that doesn't fit in.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Then there's us.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24You could call us the ninjas, because we fly under the radar.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Fran, how are things with Franma?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Franma?- Yeah, your grandma.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Oh, that's funny.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Shall I pop over later to meet her, then?

0:03:34 > 0:03:35- If I invite you.- Oh.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Jokes. Of course you can come.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Invite me to my own dad's?

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Chill. She doesn't mean it.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Fran.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Don't you think this new deal feels kind of strange?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Well, you're all right, you've got your mum and dad.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Step-dad. And I still have to share with Lauren the whole time.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03At least you've got a room in my dad's flat.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Funny, because I don't remember asking your dad to take my mum away.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10What is up with her?

0:04:10 > 0:04:11And what have I done?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14I thought your friends were meant to be on your side.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Sir's sprayer.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Who wants some?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21It's like there's this unwritten rule

0:04:21 > 0:04:24that you can't hang out with just anyone, even when your friends

0:04:24 > 0:04:26are being mean for no reason.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28THEY GIGGLE

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Well, rules are meant to be broken.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Hi.- What do you want?

0:04:36 > 0:04:38I didn't think this through, did I?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41You're Jesse from my maths class.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Yeah, I know who I am.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46So, I saw you got Mr Yates' sprayer.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47I hope he doesn't mind.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49I mean, who cares if he minds?

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Teachers, eh? Always minding about everything.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54What's one of the normals want with us, anyway?

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Normals? We're the ninjas.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Right, and who are we, then?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01You're the um, the wild bunch.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Yeah, that's right...girl.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05I'm Millie, not girl.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08I mean, I am a girl and I know you probably said girl just because...

0:05:08 > 0:05:11If you want to hang out with us, you have to do a dare.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14A dare? I don't really do dares.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Yeah, I didn't think you'd be up for it...Millie.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22I know I shouldn't, but hey, I've come this far.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24OK. What dare?

0:05:24 > 0:05:26We just need someone.

0:05:27 > 0:05:28That kid on the bench.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Not him. How about...

0:05:31 > 0:05:33No, him.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Your mission is to nick his bag without him twigging

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- and chuck it up there. - But everyone'll see.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42Oh, no! And what if they think you're not such a normal?

0:05:42 > 0:05:43OK.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48It'll be a laugh.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50And Jake can take it.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51He never turns down a dare.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59A ketchup and gherkin doughnut!

0:05:59 > 0:06:00You don't have to do this.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Just because I double dared you.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- MILLIE AND FRAN:- Eww!

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Is that all you got?

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Hi, Jake.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Millie, long time no see.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Wow, is that a parrot?

0:06:31 > 0:06:33LAUGHTER

0:06:33 > 0:06:36CHEERING AND LAUGHTER

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Nice one!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40That was a ninja move.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41You cheered up my grim Tuesday.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43What's wrong with Tuesdays?

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Better than Mondays?

0:06:44 > 0:06:47I have to wait ages after swimming for my mum unit to pick me up.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Well, the pool's near us. Come round there and wait if you want.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52OK, then. Thanks.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54That's it! You can do it, shorty.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57- He can't reach it!- Get up!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59What's going on? Why are you ripping Jake?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01It's not him. It's just a dare.

0:07:01 > 0:07:02A dare?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Dares are dumb and anti-social.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06They're fun. Lighten up.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Enjoy your juvenile fun.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Sorry, miss.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12He's got a hockey stick!

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Do not miss!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19THEY LAUGH AND JEER AT HIM

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Sorry about that, Mr Yates.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Oh, wow! I haven't seen one of those in ages.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37It's Declan's. He likes the simple things in life.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Like Lauren.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Declan. Yeah.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42He's here a lot.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43He's Lauren's boyfriend.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Oh, is he now? And who decided that?

0:07:46 > 0:07:47They did.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49DOORBELL RINGS

0:07:50 > 0:07:52So, Jessie's a laugh.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54And it's good to widen my friend base,

0:07:54 > 0:07:58what with Fran being so stroppy and my family going into meltdown.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Oh, Declan, it's you again.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Hi, Mr Taylor. Is Lauren in?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Walk with me, bro.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- She in the kitchen, is she? - Might be.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16- She's not here.- Sit.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Let's have a little chat.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23CHAIR SCREECHES

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Now, I've noticed that you and Lauren are spending

0:08:29 > 0:08:31a lot of time together.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Yeah, she's my girlfriend.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Listen, Declan, a young girl's heart is like a precious Ming vase.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Easy to break, not so easy to put back together.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Probably have to send it to an antiques expert, and it'll have

0:08:43 > 0:08:46tiny little cracks in it, which kind of look quite nice, but...

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- What was I saying?- I have no idea.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52I guess what I'm trying to say is, what are your intentions?

0:08:53 > 0:08:56- My what?- Listen, son, I've raised a boy.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58I was a boy of myself once, so I know...

0:08:58 > 0:08:59- LAUREN:- Mike!

0:09:01 > 0:09:05- What are you doing? - Just having a little chinwag.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Sitting room, now.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09I got your back, remember?

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Stop it. You are now banned from talking to the boyfriend.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22How could Millie do that you?

0:09:22 > 0:09:23It's no biggie.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27It's almost like she wants to replace me with her new friend.

0:09:27 > 0:09:28What's that smell?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32And now she's over at her nice, cosy house having fun

0:09:32 > 0:09:35while we come home to a bleak, joyless flat.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39Hello, you two. Made my special ginger cake.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40It's lush.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Want to try? I think you're going to like it.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Here you go.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Well?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53How long's your hair been like that?

0:09:53 > 0:09:5514 years. What's wrong with it?

0:09:55 > 0:09:59Your mum's was just the same, but hers was never out of place.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Don't worry, I'll get you something to tame your locks.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06OK, look, like, I'm my own person and my hair's my business.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09I see.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Your hair's your affair.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14THEY SNORT AND GIGGLE

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Excuse me.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19What did I do?

0:10:24 > 0:10:25SHE SNIFFS

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Jake, tell me if I'm imagining it...

0:10:29 > 0:10:31..but can you smell something off?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34No.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Stop breathing.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48PHONE RINGS

0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Hiya!- Hi, Hector!- Hello, baby!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56How are you?

0:10:56 > 0:10:57There. There we go.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Ah, there you go, love.

0:10:59 > 0:11:00Hola!

0:11:00 > 0:11:01Did I have you going?

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Yes, Dad.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06We thought a nine-month-old baby was calling us from space.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Yeah, you can breathe now.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10- So how's it going, Mills? - Yeah, it's fine.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12- It's just...- I got a B in English.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Oh, nice one, love.

0:11:14 > 0:11:15I do miss you both.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- I'm working mucho hard, though. - SPLASHING

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Dad, are you just in the pool?

0:11:20 > 0:11:22No, but I will be later.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Hi, Mr McDonald!

0:11:24 > 0:11:25Who's he?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Dad, that's, um, Declan.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Listen, don't worry, sir, your daughter's in safe hands.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Look, the way I see it, girls are like Ming vases...

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Ah! Excuse me? Hello?

0:11:36 > 0:11:38I'm not making a fuss, and...

0:11:38 > 0:11:41and, yeah, I get it, other kids' dads go away to work

0:11:41 > 0:11:43and everyone else thinks it's fine,

0:11:43 > 0:11:47so maybe it is, but what if we're being hasty?

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Fran, well, she's being weird and I can't even go round to yours,

0:11:51 > 0:11:52and, Dad, I miss you.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55Dad?

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Dad?

0:12:00 > 0:12:01DOORBELL RINGS

0:12:05 > 0:12:08- Hi.- Hi.- Got the right house, then?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10- Yeah. Come in. - Great, thanks.

0:12:15 > 0:12:16What is it?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18My bacteria experiment.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20What was it before?

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Porridge. - It's going straight in the bin.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24No, it's mine!

0:12:25 > 0:12:26Eugh!

0:12:28 > 0:12:29Now see what you've done!

0:12:29 > 0:12:31OK, OK, that was my fault.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33But you are cleaning that up, young man.

0:12:35 > 0:12:36You just said it was your fault.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Yes, but I'm not the one growing experiments in the cupboard!

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Now... Oh, my days, stop.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43I'll get a mop.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44Oh, out of the way.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47And mark my words, Jake, there'll be no more experimenting

0:12:47 > 0:12:48in this kitchen.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50She doesn't think you're so great now.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Mum would have appreciated it.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Why don't we go to Dad's tomorrow?

0:12:54 > 0:12:55I can't.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Mr Yates gave me after-school detention all week

0:12:59 > 0:13:00for mashing his veg patch.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Why didn't you tell him it's Millie's fault?

0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Because I'm not a snitch. - Plant mashing goes on your record.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08So, I won't be able to get a Saturday job at the garden centre.

0:13:08 > 0:13:09Right.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Don't look down.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Now, what was I saying?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Women have been oppressed since the Ice Age?

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Right. I bet they had to melt the ice to make tea,

0:13:30 > 0:13:33and that's why you should take out the rubbish.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34Wait, what?

0:13:34 > 0:13:38Aren't you just swapping oppressing women for oppressing men, though?

0:13:38 > 0:13:40It's Lauren's turn, actually.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42To take out the rubbish, I mean.

0:13:42 > 0:13:47- Is that true?- But men haven't taken their turn for hundreds of years.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48Tell you what, I'll do it.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52I'll just squash it down with my leg.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53MILLIE AND JESSIE LAUGH

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Big kids are so fun to wind up.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00I know. I'll go and get the rest of the snacks.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01See you in a minute.

0:14:05 > 0:14:06DOORBELL RINGS

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Jake's got a week's detention for plant crushing.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13That's your fault.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Well, I did start it, but he fell over by himself.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18I didn't make him do planticide.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Oh, so it's his fault now?

0:14:20 > 0:14:22- We need to talk.- Yeah!

0:14:22 > 0:14:24But wait, not up there.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Why not?

0:14:26 > 0:14:28I mean, let's grab a snack first.

0:14:30 > 0:14:31FRAN SIGHS

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Maybe it would be better to talk tomorrow.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39- I could come to yours. - Trying to get rid of me?

0:14:39 > 0:14:41- No.- This is going to go on Jake's record, you know.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43To be fair, it is a pretty long record.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Well, now it's longer. Pickles?- Cupboard.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49- How's Franma?- It's not Franma!

0:14:49 > 0:14:50I don't call your mum Millmum!

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Oh!

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Loose lid. That'll be Craig.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Gone, but still annoying.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03Everything feels so wrong.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05That's what I've been thinking.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Maybe the only reason we're friends is because of my mum and your dad.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10What?

0:15:10 > 0:15:13No. OK, hold that thought.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20So, who put out the rubbish?

0:15:20 > 0:15:21We decided on equality.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23- Millie can do it.- Where is she?

0:15:26 > 0:15:27Dude, your leg!

0:15:29 > 0:15:30Sorry, I'm...

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Jessie?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45So, it's true. I am being replaced.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46Whoa, take it easy.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48I'm only here waiting for my mum unit.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Yeah, right. And I don't think it's cool when people

0:15:51 > 0:15:53call their parents "units". It's disrespectful.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56And you wonder why we call you the normals.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57KNOCK ON DOOR Jessie, you in there?

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Hang on. Millie never said you were here.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10She never said anything about you, either.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12You think she's been trying to keep us apart?

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Slippery Millie, eh?

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Giving us both the run-around.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18She thinks she can do whatever she wants.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21- There are rules.- Right. You can't ditch your old friends

0:16:21 > 0:16:23just because they're seriously uptight.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25And take up with any old random show-off.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28MILLIE: No way, because I did it last time.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30OK. Don't let on we saw each other.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32And Declan, sort your leg out.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34- We'll talk at school?- OK.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Oh, it's you. - Expecting someone else?

0:16:42 > 0:16:44- Um, no.- My mum's outside.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48- Thanks for the snack, yeah? - No probs. See you.- Bye!

0:16:48 > 0:16:49PHONE BEEPS

0:16:50 > 0:16:53"Had to go. Talk soon. XX Fran."

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Well, that could've been a nightmare.

0:16:57 > 0:17:01I've got to patch things up with Jake and get Fran back onside.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05My family is self-destructing, so I need all the friends I can get.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17I don't know. You sure?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Like you say, we need to teach her a lesson.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Plus, won't it be worth it to see her face?

0:17:23 > 0:17:25All right, then.

0:17:25 > 0:17:26Let's do it.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28We never had this conversation, right?

0:17:28 > 0:17:30- Why not?- Don't know.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32It's just what they say.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35- See you later.- Bye!

0:17:35 > 0:17:38It was hard work to start, but I'm in with them now.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40And I've got my old mates, too,

0:17:40 > 0:17:43so I'll be an independent wild bunch ninja,

0:17:43 > 0:17:45or at least I will be after I sort this out.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Hey, Jake. I heard about your detention.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54I'm sorry. But I confessed to Mr Yates, so you're off the hook.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Thanks, Millie. That's really nice of you.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59You know, I almost feel bad for loosening your water bottle

0:17:59 > 0:18:01- on the bus.- What?

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Oh, no!

0:18:14 > 0:18:17- Going somewhere? - The cafe, to meet Millie.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19- PHONE RINGS - Hey, it's Mum!

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Hi, Mum!

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Hi, you two, just checking in.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25I accidentally crushed the school farm.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Oh, I'm missing everything.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29How you getting on with grandma?

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Um, not great.

0:18:31 > 0:18:32She's kind of down on us.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34We're not perfect like you.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Me?- Yeah, you used to love her fish paste sandwiches.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39That's what I told her.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41I used to feed them to the school cat.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Don't tell her that, though. She'll kill me.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Your hair was never out of place.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Because she used to put this monster product in it.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50It wouldn't have moved in a force nine gale.

0:18:50 > 0:18:51I was terrible.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Always sneaking in late.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55You two are angels compared to me.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57- HECTOR CRIES - Oh, he's waking up.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59I've got to go. I miss you two.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Miss you. Make sure you let Hector gum your finger for me.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04I don't think that's what he wants to gum.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Bye.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Right. I'm on a mission.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09You cleared that with mission control?

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Who, Franma? I mean, Grandma.

0:19:12 > 0:19:13No problem. I got this.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20- Mike.- I haven't said a word to Declan.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23It's OK, I get that you were just trying to protect me

0:19:23 > 0:19:26with my dad gone, and that was kind of sweet, so thanks.

0:19:26 > 0:19:27Oh. OK.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31- No problem.- But if you want to raise anything, with the boyfriend,

0:19:31 > 0:19:33then you have to give it to me first...

0:19:33 > 0:19:35in writing.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42You miss him, don't you?

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Who? Craig?

0:19:44 > 0:19:45I'll get over it.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Dad.

0:19:47 > 0:19:48Heard you talking on your tablet.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50You spied on me?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52I'm a mum. Get over it.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Look, we're acting like this is the new normal,

0:19:54 > 0:19:57but what if we're just being reckless?

0:19:57 > 0:19:58What if it all goes pear-shaped?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00- Well, it won't.- How do you know?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02I won't let it.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06Your dad's working away to save to get a bigger place for you all.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07His place was big enough.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Well, till baby Hector came along.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13Look, there will always be changes, Millie, but we adapt.

0:20:13 > 0:20:18Like Dad leaves and Mike takes over annoying Lauren.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Yeah. I guess, but...

0:20:21 > 0:20:22Is there something else?

0:20:22 > 0:20:24- You'll laugh.- Of course I won't.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29Well, I'm miss having two houses that I can go to whenever I want.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Sorry. That must be really hard on you.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37This talk is over.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Come on, let's watch some rubbish telly.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42I'll make some popcorn.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Yeah, OK, then.

0:20:44 > 0:20:45PHONE BEEPS Oh.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Got to go. Fran wants to meet me.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51I knew I'd make things right.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58I know you were traumatised by bringing up our mum.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01- What do you mean? Amber was... - Perfect, right?

0:21:01 > 0:21:05She told us how she was never home on time, you gave her helmet hair.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07She fed your sandwiches to the cat.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10- What?- But we're different.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Responsible, mature.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Well, I am, anyway.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Look, I'm off to go meet my friends now.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19But I was just about to make tea.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22And I will be back at 6:30, on the dot.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24OK?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39This is our favourite cafe.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41I'm not going to lie, the pizzas aren't great.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44They're a bit like eating a soggy carpet.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49But you can stay as long as you like for only one slice.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50GIGGLING

0:21:50 > 0:21:51Huh?

0:21:56 > 0:21:57Mum unit. I love it.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Hi, guys.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Well, if it isn't slippery Millie.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04- What do you want?- Come on, Franster, let's grab a table.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11What is going on?

0:22:11 > 0:22:17I have no idea, but I've got to find out before I wind up with no mates.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23Um, guys, hey, I didn't know you two hung out together.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25We met at your house yesterday.

0:22:25 > 0:22:26No thanks to you.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Thought you got away with it, huh?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Because the rules don't apply to Millie, apparently.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34You're right. Look, I'm sorry.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37I was wrong and selfish and...

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Stop before we blub.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41So, whose group are you in, anyway?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Do I have to choose?

0:22:44 > 0:22:47Isn't it all just labels?

0:22:47 > 0:22:50If you're in every group, you're in no group.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53- We can give you a minute. - I don't need a minute.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Fran, you can be stubborn and vexing,

0:22:56 > 0:22:59but we're friends for a reason.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01And not just because of our parents.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Jessie, I really like you,

0:23:04 > 0:23:09but I think I'm more of a ninja that a wild buncher, if I'm honest.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12- Who says you're either?- Eh?

0:23:12 > 0:23:15See, we think before you get back in with the normals...

0:23:15 > 0:23:17- Ninjas.- Ninjas.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19You should have to do a dare.

0:23:19 > 0:23:20What? No.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Dares are dumb, remember, Fran?

0:23:22 > 0:23:25No, you're right. I need to lighten up.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Say that again?

0:23:31 > 0:23:32I said...

0:23:32 > 0:23:36this is my table, so get lost, you big loser.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45You know that what that means, don't you?

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Yeah. Let's just get it over with.

0:24:03 > 0:24:04Was that your idea?

0:24:13 > 0:24:14DOOR OPENS

0:24:15 > 0:24:16You're late.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Awesome! - What happened to you?

0:24:22 > 0:24:24We got into a pizza fight.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29- This is my friend Millie. - I see.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Mature, responsible.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35I was right after all.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37You're just like your mother!

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Sorry if I've been so bossy.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43I haven't done this for a while, and you are Amber's kids,

0:24:43 > 0:24:45so who knows what you're capable of?

0:24:48 > 0:24:49She's all right, your Franma.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50Franma?

0:24:59 > 0:25:02- No, no, not yet.- Now? Can I open my eyes?- Three, two, one.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04- Open your eyes! - ALL:- Surprise!

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Aw, a new farm. Sweet.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Yeah, Jessie's not all that bad.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11- Not like you.- Me?

0:25:11 > 0:25:13You were the one blaming me for your mum leaving.

0:25:13 > 0:25:14I had to blame someone.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17And you were the one lining up a new bunch of friends.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19My family was imploding.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Well, I just think you're used to being Millie Inbetween.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24That is the stupidest thing I have ever...

0:25:24 > 0:25:26That is so true!

0:25:26 > 0:25:27Mind blown!

0:25:27 > 0:25:28- You're welcome! - PHONE BEEPS

0:25:31 > 0:25:34I was so worried about my family that I nearly wound up

0:25:34 > 0:25:35with no friends.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38And school without friends...

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Cheer up, mate. It might never happen.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Now where are you going?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46It's all right.

0:25:46 > 0:25:47There's someone I want to talk to.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53- Hey, Milo.- Oh, hi.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55- You OK?- Yeah.- Good.