Room For a Lion

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Now Craig's off at college, we can tackle the elephant in the room.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07Literally. Who gets which room?

0:00:10 > 0:00:16OK. So, I know Craig's room is sunnier and nicer, but you choose.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18I mean, you're going to be here for longer than me.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21Wow! Lauren, normally we would have fought over this.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23We must be growing up.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25OK, I choose Craig's room,

0:00:25 > 0:00:27- my old one!- That's good...

0:00:27 > 0:00:29because I packed your stuff.

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Thanks!

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Out you go!

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Yes!

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Ah, one of Craig's old posters.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Aww...

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Oh, well. Life goes on.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Now, to get rid of the boy smell.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Millie? Sorry, Mike and I just need a quick chat with you both.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Sure, I'll just unpack this first.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Maybe don't bother just yet.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Uh-oh. What is it now?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40I've got some really exciting news...

0:01:40 > 0:01:42My nephew Leo, well, I say nephew,

0:01:42 > 0:01:44he's my first cousin once removed,

0:01:44 > 0:01:47has been accepted to Struan Hill FC Football Academy

0:01:47 > 0:01:50right here in Glasgow! It's his dream come true!

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Great. Well, if that's everything...

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Oh, not quite. No, Mike and I thought it would be nice

0:01:56 > 0:01:57if we could offer him a room.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Here?!

0:01:59 > 0:02:01My room? How long for?

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Well, his course lasts six months, but honestly, he's super!

0:02:04 > 0:02:07He's a little bit shy, but he's great once you get to know him,

0:02:07 > 0:02:08just like Craig!

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Ugh! This is not OK!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13I am a teenager and I have a dream!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15A space of my own! And space around that space!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17And at the end of it, a door that closes!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19I know you're disappointed, love,

0:02:19 > 0:02:20but, well, Leo, he's family.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22He's not OUR family.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24MILLIE GASPS

0:02:25 > 0:02:27I mean...

0:02:27 > 0:02:30he's family to Mike.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32But first cousin once removed?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34What even is that?

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Yeah, I had to look it up myself.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38It's my auntie's daughter's son.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40I don't actually want to know.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42- That's right.- Thank you!

0:02:42 > 0:02:45All we have to know is that he needs a home and we should be here

0:02:45 > 0:02:47to help because that is who we are.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49We are a family.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Family.- Family.- And it's only for half a year

0:02:51 > 0:02:52and besides, he'll hardly even be here,

0:02:52 > 0:02:54he'll be out practising his dribbling.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Whatever.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Well, I guess it's OK with me.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Thanks, I knew I could rely on you guys! You're diamonds!

0:03:07 > 0:03:10That was going to be my earring drawer.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11So we have to share for a bit longer!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13It's not the end of the world!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15- Isn't it?- Thanks.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17I'm a bit surprised how easily you gave up back there.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Oh, don't worry. This is not over yet.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22What do you mean? You agreed!

0:03:22 > 0:03:23To their faces, yeah.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26What else am I going to do when Mum's in full guilt trip mode?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Uh, I want to crush Leo's dreams because I'm an awful person?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31But you do, don't you?

0:03:31 > 0:03:32What can you do, though?

0:03:32 > 0:03:36Give him such a hard time that he'd rather be anywhere than here.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39They can't object if he decides to leave by himself, can they?

0:03:43 > 0:03:45I'm not exactly chuffed either.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Having my new room ripped away.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Poor Leo. I wouldn't like to get between Lauren

0:03:50 > 0:03:52and her earring drawer.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Shouldn't it be a bit untidy, so it's not so much of a shock later?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02I don't want Leo thinking we're a bunch of slobs!

0:04:02 > 0:04:03He'll find out sooner or later.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07So, this is it.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Leo's due any minute.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13I hope Lauren, the dream crusher, isn't too hard on him.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Mike's on cloud nine.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Do you think here or there?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20He's a teenage boy, Sharon.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22He's not going to notice flowers, he can't eat them!

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Mike! What are you doing?

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Boys don't like things too tidy, it scares them!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31It's going to be great having a son - I mean boy -

0:04:31 > 0:04:33- around the house again. - DOORBELL RINGS

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Oh, I'll get it.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Is he not going a bit far?

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Leo's not Craig II, you know.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Mike's just excited, that all.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43He'll be fine. He'll play it cool.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Here he is, here he is!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Leo the lion!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Last time I saw him, he was knee-high to a grasshopper!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Thanks so much for taking me in, Mrs Taylor.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Aww! Oh, that's so sweet!

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Oh, you're very welcome, and please, call me Sharon.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Those put mine to shame, though.

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Cup of tea?

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Hiya, I'm Leo.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Oh, hi, yeah...

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Me, Lauren.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11And me, Millie.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Nice to meet you.- Back at ya.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Right girls, I'm going to show Leo his room.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Thank you.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Follow me, it's this way.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23So, what do you think of Glasgow?

0:05:23 > 0:05:28Oh, it's great, you know. Because sun's way overrated!

0:05:28 > 0:05:30I'm a big, big rain fan.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32It doesn't always rain here. Only since you arrived.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38This is your room.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Sorry about the smell. It's from the last boy that was in here.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43- We can't get rid of it. - Yeah, we have special scents.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44It's how we communicate.

0:05:44 > 0:05:49For instance, I can smell that he was into House.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51- What? How?- Lauren!

0:05:51 > 0:05:52There's a poster.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Not really my thing, though.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Oh, please.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Folk music? Seriously?

0:05:59 > 0:06:00That's what pop music needs.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02A good mandolin solo.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04You don't play anything, do you?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Just my trumpet. It's in the bag.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Only messing. I stick to football. It's what I'm good at.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Well, at least you've got one thing going for you.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16That, and I'm scarily good looking.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Or just scary. - Should fit right in here, then.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Yeah! I mean, no.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Come on, Millie.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31The night gliders are gathering!

0:06:31 > 0:06:32We need some more health flasks!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Look out for that gorgon host.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37The gate! Lock the time gate.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39He's going to need a health flask in a minute

0:06:39 > 0:06:42because I'm going to damage him. Jake...

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Jake!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45At least turn the sound down.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Sorry, guys, BRB.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- What?- You need to take a break,

0:06:49 > 0:06:51you've been playing since you got home.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53And you're playing with a bunch of random weirdos.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56They're not a bunch of random weirdos, they're my friends.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Probably the same.- And it's good for my hand-eye coordination

0:06:59 > 0:07:02- and problem-solving. - The only problem that you're solving

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- is how to waste your life. - What do you know?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Hey, guys. I'm back.- Nothing!

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Because I can't concentrate with you raving on about gorgons.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19You don't realise how much you're playing.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21You need to ration your time.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23You don't understand gaming.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27Oh, don't I? For your information, I once played Sonic the Screwdriver.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31OK. Bet you can't play this.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Ah. Well, OK.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34Guys, my nan's having a go.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35LAUGHTER

0:07:35 > 0:07:36They didn't mean that.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Is that me?- Yes, going around in little circles.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Oh!

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Oh! What's that?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51That's a night glider. It's taking you to its nest.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52- Don't panic.- Ohh!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55- What happened?- He dropped you.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Time to panic.- Oh, dear.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Look out easy I make it look.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03What a towering achievement.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Hey, I could design you a fitness programme.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10I was a trainer before. My bums and tums class were legendary.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Thanks, Uncle Mike, but they have a pro for that at the Academy.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Right, yeah, well, if ever you want a break, we could always go bowling.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18I might be pretty busy at first.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Whenever.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22You'd so get on with Craig, he's such a good lad.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- There was this one time, right... - Uncle Mike, it's been a long day.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Sure. Yes. Well, er...

0:08:27 > 0:08:29If you need anything, just ask.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Thanks.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38# It's been so long

0:08:38 > 0:08:40# Since I saw your face. # KNOCKING

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Football round-up at nine, I'll show you around the remote.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45- I'm pretty tired, to be honest. - I'll record it for you.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48# It's been so hard

0:08:48 > 0:08:50# Not being so close to you

0:08:53 > 0:08:54# I'll be there... #

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Miss you, Babe.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59# I'll be where the sun's shining out... #

0:09:01 > 0:09:04So, what do you think, then?

0:09:04 > 0:09:05I think he's kind of a laugh.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07I wasn't expecting someone so confident.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09I couldn't make it through his banter wall.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Just wait, though, for tomorrow at school.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14I'll be on my turf.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Yeah, not like here. In your house.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21He can banter all he likes, but one word from me and he'll be toast.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Well, I don't think he's so bad.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30For a boy. And he is family.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Our first cousin-in-law, or whatever.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35I'm going to give him a few pointers tomorrow.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36He'll need them.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- I've got a new goal.- What is it,

0:09:45 > 0:09:47- re-plumbing the house? - No, it's a football goal.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48For Leo. And, look at these.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Two tickets for the Old Firm game.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51These are like gold dust.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55I'm going to give them to Leo and we can go together.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Oh, that's fine. Maybe just back off a little bit.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02Well, teenagers need their space, remember?

0:10:02 > 0:10:03And the space around their space.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07If there's one thing I'm an expert on, Sharon, it's relating to boys.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Yeah, I know. But...- Not that he'd ever say it, but Leo needs me.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12It's bound to be a bit awkward starting at a new school.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16So, Uncle Mike, does he not have any friends his own age?

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Hey? Of course he does.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20So, here we are, Leo.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22And don't look now, but everyone's looking at you.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Because you're new, of course.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Not because you're fit.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Which you're not. Anyway, good luck.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Mate, who's the footy captain?

0:10:32 > 0:10:33The guy with the dark hair.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Right.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37- Thanks.- OK, Leo.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39It can be tricky coming in the middle of term.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41There's a few things you need to know.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43No offence, but I've got this.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47If you want to help, just stay out of my way and don't cramp my style.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Whoa...

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Well, if that's how he wants it, he's on his own.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59All right, mate. My spies tell me you're the football skipper.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Yeah. I'm Matt.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Well, move over, Matt. There's a new striker in town.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- You what?- Only messing. Leo.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09I read you've been taking a bit of a hammering.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11But now, your troubles are over.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Oh, yeah? Why's that, then?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- I can play for you.- Right.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17If we need anyone, I'll let you know.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Yeah? Safe?

0:11:19 > 0:11:20Where's he come from?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31That guy Leo really thinks he's it, huh?

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Yeah, you said it. Who is he?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36He's our cousin or something.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38He's on that Struan Hill Academy course.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40I'd watch out if I were you.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41He probably wants to be captain.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43That right?

0:11:43 > 0:11:44Struan Hill, eh?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50BELL RINGS

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Psst, quick, there he is.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Hi, there.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03- How's it going?- What is he doing?

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Siobhan is MPG.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Most popular girl.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08He does NOT want to mess with her.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Sorry, do I know you?

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Play your cards right and you will do.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Oh, is that right?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17As a special deal, I'm going to buy you a coffee.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19- This is my first day.- No kidding.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Bit full of yourself, aren't you?

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Come on, guys.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30I don't believe it.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Where does he get the nerve to speak to people like that?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35It was two years before I dared look at Siobhan.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40Oh!

0:12:43 > 0:12:44Ooh. Hello.

0:12:49 > 0:12:50Hello.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Oh, there's someone there.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Oh, nice to meet you, Overlord.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58What's my handle?

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Oh, they call me Franma.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Yes, OK.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Yes, darling?

0:13:09 > 0:13:11I am aware that I'm going backwards.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Ooh! There's a baddy.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16I'll get him. Yes!

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Oh, we've all died.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22No, I did not reveal our position.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Well, there's no need for that kind of language, young man.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33Oh, hi!

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Guess you met our new lodger, then.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39No kidding, he's staying at yours?

0:13:39 > 0:13:41He's quite in your face, isn't he?

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Yes. But that's all just a front.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46He is such a wimp.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49- Is he?- Guess who his favourite band are.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51The Mistys.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Kind of says it all, doesn't it?

0:13:53 > 0:13:54"Look at me, aren't I deep?"

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Achieved your goal, then?

0:14:07 > 0:14:08Shouldn't it go in the garden?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Oh, it will. It's just...

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Hey, Leo! What do you think?

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Nice one. The grandkids visiting or something?

0:14:15 > 0:14:17No. It's just for you to practise.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20The Academy has state-of-the-art equipment.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Like, proper goals.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Anyway, I'm sure Sharon doesn't want me taking penalties in the kitchen.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30That's not all. Look, I've got two tickets to the Celtic-Rangers game.

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Here...

0:14:31 > 0:14:34What? For me? These are like gold dust.

0:14:34 > 0:14:35I know.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38I don't know what to say. Seriously?

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Thanks, Uncle Mike.

0:14:41 > 0:14:42Can't believe it.

0:14:44 > 0:14:45That certainly got his attention.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Uncle Mike sticks it in the back of the net.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52I had a word with everybody Leo spoke to at school today.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53He's doomed.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55That's something to be proud of?

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Come on. You saw what he's like.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Soon he's going to be someone else's problem.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02I bet you that he's downstairs right now telling Mum and Mike

0:15:02 > 0:15:03that he wants out.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07- KNOCKING - Hiya. Whoa... Pink in here.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Oh, hi, Leo.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10How was your first day at school?

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Great. Matt's arranged me a trial for the team

0:15:13 > 0:15:15and I'm meeting that girl for coffee.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17- Swishy hair.- Siobhan?

0:15:17 > 0:15:20That's her. So, yeah, I smashed it.

0:15:20 > 0:15:21See you.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25What exactly did you say to them?

0:15:25 > 0:15:28I told Matt that he was in the Academy and would steal his place

0:15:28 > 0:15:30- on the team.- Matt's the goalie,

0:15:30 > 0:15:32the team's desperate for a good striker.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35But I told Siobhan that he was a mist and into the Wimpys.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37I mean, the other way round.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Siobhan loves the Mistys.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41She's been to see them, like, nine times.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43And emotional guys are her type.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47Oh, no. What have I done? How are we ever going to get rid of him now?

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Uncle Mike is the absolute best.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Your stepdad's the biz, you know that?- Really?

0:15:55 > 0:15:56Thanks for letting us know.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58We don't want him getting big-headed, though.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Like his nephew. - First cousin once removed.

0:16:01 > 0:16:02Yeah. He should be.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04I can't wait for the big match.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07I've decided, I'm going to ask my new buddy Matt to come with me.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09- Yeah, hang on a second... - It's perfect.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11There's no way he'll turn me down for the team after that.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- But the idea was...- Or when he sees my silky skills.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Yeah, yeah. That is perfect.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Mike...- No problem.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21- More spuds, Leo?- Yeah.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Build up my strength for the Academy induction tomorrow.

0:16:28 > 0:16:32Rude boy! Cast Dragon's breath.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Keep the health flasks coming.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Overlord, I'm storming the dungeon.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Now, not next Tuesday.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Hello, Grandma.- Oh, goodness! Back from your dad's already?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Getting good at my game, I see.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48Oh, just having a quick go.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50You're on elite level.

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Oh, am I?

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Beginner's luck, I expect.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02He's calling home. Shh!

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Yeah, Uncle Mike's great.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05A bit full-on.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Lauren? Put it like this, well,

0:17:08 > 0:17:12if she was on a desert island, she'd pick a fight with her own shadow.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Millie is a quiet one.

0:17:15 > 0:17:16I think she's a bit in awe of me.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20But don't worry, Mum, they've all made me feel like proper family.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Sad about my baby, though.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Tell Tanya I miss her and I'll be back in six months.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31What kind of creep are you?

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Pretending on to your poor girlfriend at home that you miss her

0:17:34 > 0:17:37while you're here trying to date with someone else.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Oh, wait until Siobhan hears.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41She's going to eat you alive.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45And maybe, maybe I should tell poor Tanya, too, while I'm at it.

0:17:45 > 0:17:46Good luck with that.

0:17:48 > 0:17:49Tanya's my cat.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54- Your cat?- We're very close.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56We'll catch you later.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59I think I styled that one.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Yeah... Sure you did.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Every time I think I've nailed him...

0:18:04 > 0:18:08- What do I have to do?- Look, from what I've seen of him in action,

0:18:08 > 0:18:10all you have to do is let Leo be Leo.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14He's practically guaranteed to go down in flames.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15Let Leo be Leo.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17I like it.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26It's OK, Grandma. You don't have to be here.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28You're a bit distracting.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Oh. Well...

0:18:30 > 0:18:32If you're sure. I wonder what's on the telly.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38I've got to hand it to you. Clever getting Grandma playing.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42- Now we can do what we want. - Yeah, except play my game.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45- GRANDMA:- Oh, I leave you lads alone for one minute.

0:18:45 > 0:18:50Get back here! Overlord, grant the Shield of Light.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52OK, I take it back.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54I can't hear myself think.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55First you and now her.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Get up! Incoming!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02You have to sort this out. I have a maths test tomorrow.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05If I fail, your console is going in the skip.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07- You wouldn't.- No?

0:19:08 > 0:19:09Watch me.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13No fool like an old fool, eh?

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Don't say that.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18No, you were right. Leo doesn't need a dad.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20I guess I'm just really missing Craig.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Craig still needs you.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24And so does Leo.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26No, he doesn't. He'll have tons of friends in no time.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Have you seen how confident he is?

0:19:28 > 0:19:30I wasn't that confident at his age.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31I'm not that confident now.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Back of the net.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39I guess I'll just stay in the background,

0:19:39 > 0:19:41like reassuring wallpaper.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Are you sure about this?

0:19:53 > 0:19:56They're chatting and he's made her laugh. Twice.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57This'll work. Trust me.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01So, what's your favourite Mistys track?

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Wishing For You has to be right up there.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05It reminds me of my cat.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Aww!

0:20:06 > 0:20:10So, you're looking at the school's new star striker.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12You're in the team? That was quick.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16Matt was desperate to have me. Practically bit my arm off.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Make that three times.

0:20:28 > 0:20:29Just one little go.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31And then I must get on.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Overlord. Overlord.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39Do you read me?

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Cheese toastie to go, please.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49- Ah, Leo.- Hey, man, What's up?

0:20:49 > 0:20:53- Did you tell Shiv you're on the team already?- What? No.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55I think she's a bit confused.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58I don't do confused.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00You know me and Shiv are mates, right?

0:21:00 > 0:21:02And I told her what you said -

0:21:02 > 0:21:05- she asked you on a date. - Which I didn't. As if.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08In fact, he said you begged him.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11- Oh, did he?- OK, guys, I think you've got the wrong end

0:21:11 > 0:21:13of a couple of sticks here.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15No, I don't think we have.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17- LAUREN:- Wow! You were right.

0:21:17 > 0:21:18It was only a matter of time.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20He's going to get shredded.

0:21:20 > 0:21:21Who do you think you are, mate?

0:21:21 > 0:21:23I was right about you the first time.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Mr Bighead.- Hey, guys, come on.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Chill.- Where are you going?

0:21:27 > 0:21:28Come back here.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31I think I can explain.

0:21:31 > 0:21:32Lauren and me pranked him.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36We sent him a text from you saying he was on the team and one from you

0:21:36 > 0:21:38asking for a date.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41It was kind of a welcome to our house wind-up.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43We really got you, didn't we, Leo?

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Yeah. Yeah.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48I was totally fooled.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50I guess that is pretty funny.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Well, someone's going to have to explain the joke to me.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Someone has to explain every joke to you.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Got to rush. Induction.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04- LAUREN:- Well done.

0:22:04 > 0:22:05Why did you bail him out?

0:22:05 > 0:22:07What happened to letting Leo be Leo?

0:22:07 > 0:22:10If we don't save him from being a massive idiot, who will?

0:22:10 > 0:22:12People have been saving him his entire life.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- That's the problem.- Lauren, it's not like he's a bad guy.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17No? What about how he treats Mike?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Like he's a joke.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Only we get to treat him like that.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22What am I going to do now?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30That's actually a fair point.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33I can't let Leo get away with that.

0:22:33 > 0:22:34Poor Mike.

0:22:36 > 0:22:37Come on!

0:22:42 > 0:22:46- What happened? Did you miss the bus? - School happened and we're back.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48It's quarter to four.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50- What?- You do realise how long you've been playing?

0:22:50 > 0:22:52You need to ration your time.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Please, I can't help myself!

0:22:55 > 0:22:57We have to get rid of that thing.

0:22:57 > 0:22:58That's what I've been saying.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01No, wait. I'll think of something, yeah?

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Please.

0:23:05 > 0:23:06Hey, Millie.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Academy was so cool.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Just wondering if you had anything to say to me, seeing as I was

0:23:12 > 0:23:15nice enough to put out your hair when you set it on fire.

0:23:15 > 0:23:19Oh, yeah. Thanks, but I did ask you not to cramp my style.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21I had it under control.

0:23:21 > 0:23:22Yeah, right.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27If I hadn't of saved you, those kids at school would've torn you apart.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29You'd be lucky to make friends with the school hamster.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- You're not the quiet one, are you? - No kidding.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33That's not even what I'm mad at you about.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35- There's more?- You bet there is.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37This isn't about us.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39What's not OK is how you're treating Mike.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41He talked us into having you here

0:23:41 > 0:23:43- and he's funny, but not a joke, get it?- I never said...

0:23:43 > 0:23:45He misses his son, Craig.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47You know, the guy whose room you're staying in.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Yeah, but... - But Mike's been there for you

0:23:50 > 0:23:51and you've just hurt his feelings.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54What? I'm sorry, but people don't talk to me like this.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Yeah? Well, they do now.

0:23:56 > 0:23:57Welcome to our family.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Ah, good.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06You're deleting it.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09No, I found this software that only lets you play for an hour a day.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12I'm calling it the Granny Nanny.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Yeah, but what if I cancel it when you're out?

0:24:14 > 0:24:16You can't. Only Fran has the password.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19And I'm not telling either of you maniacs.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Right, that's fine, then.- I told you my problem-solving skills have

0:24:22 > 0:24:27- improved. Want a go? - Oh, no, I shouldn't.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30No need to feel guilty, it's your hour.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Guys, my nan's playing.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36CHEERING

0:24:36 > 0:24:38So, mind your manners and keep it clean.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Now, saddle up your gorgons.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Er, hey, Uncle Mike, about the football match?

0:24:54 > 0:24:56What, do you want me to drive you both to the game?

0:24:56 > 0:24:59- It's easier to get the subway. - Sure.- But, I was wondering if...

0:24:59 > 0:25:03- ..you fancied coming with me? - What about Matt?

0:25:03 > 0:25:06I haven't asked him yet. I thought it'd be more fun with you.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08You know a lot more about the game.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Yeah, of course.

0:25:13 > 0:25:14Sweet.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Oh, that sounds nice.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21First cousin once removed outing.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24I had my induction today for Struan Hill.

0:25:24 > 0:25:25You could help me get into shape,

0:25:25 > 0:25:27you know, before I start properly next week.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Absolutely, I mean, there's not a lot of time,

0:25:29 > 0:25:31but I'll put together a super tough regime.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Oh, lucky you!

0:25:33 > 0:25:34And I'm sorry I took your room.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Oh, thanks, darling.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Sharon, this smells amazing!

0:25:39 > 0:25:43- Thanks.- OK, don't overdo it.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50So, maybe Leo isn't so bad after all,

0:25:50 > 0:25:52but he's sure good at hiding it.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Here, I hid your toiletries under the stairs.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Yeah, I was kind of wondering.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01I've cleared a space in the bathroom.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Small, but it is yours.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Yeah, about the bathroom...

0:26:07 > 0:26:08- What about it? - What do you mean, what?

0:26:08 > 0:26:11It's gross! I thought girls were tidy.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13I'm making a cleaning rota.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16And you don't need all that manky old make-up.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19What are you doing?

0:26:19 > 0:26:20No-one touches my make-up!

0:26:23 > 0:26:27On the one hand, come back, Craig, and all is forgiven.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29On the other hand, it's like he's never even left.