0:00:05 > 0:00:07Pizza for breakfast? Classy.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Oh, I thought it was toast.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13She's obsessed with her phone.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15A bit like you with your hair.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18- I might see Siobhan. - Not if she sees you first.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23So, Lauren posted this.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29Now, don't get me wrong, I do love a bit of online banter.
0:00:29 > 0:00:34Like when Fran aced her maths test, I sent her this.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38I know. Edgy, right?
0:00:38 > 0:00:41But I sent it to her, not my entire group chat.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43And all of this is keeping Lauren up at night.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45And me too.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48That's your new profile picture. So deluded.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Kittens.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Not like me back? Blocking you.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Joining chat. Oh, kittens.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Lauren. It's one in the morning.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57They're all still up.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59I'm not going to be the loser that goes to sleep first.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Honestly, she's out of control.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Kittens! I love kittens!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44I found her this morning, facedown in the laptop.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Then, she's straight back at it.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Morning, Millie. Wakey, wakey.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52You look ridiculous.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Take me to your leader.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57That's some serious bedhead, Millie.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Lauren, that's private!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Privacy is so over.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04If you can't stand the heat, don't sit on the cooker.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Plus, I do it to all my friends. It's not just you.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11My pizza or your face?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14LOL. Who should I send it to?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Oh, I know. Amy.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21Who ordered 20 pairs of suede boots and a mermaid tail blanket?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Was it Mike? It wasn't me.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26I don't believe it.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28It was me, but I don't even remember.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30You've been sleep shopping.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32The courier might take them back if you're quick enough.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Queen Siobhan is here early.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Excuse me, ladies.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51He's playing with fire.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54One word from her and he could be socially vaporised.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Hey, don't you think sleep ordering 20 pairs of boots
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- might be a wake-up call?- It's fine.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05I've sent them all back, except the mermaid blanket.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Declan wants it, which is a worry.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Mr Yates has a bone to pick with Lauren.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Why? What did she do?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17She put a one-star review of him on Rate My Teacher.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Do you not remember that either?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Lauren, now you're sleep reviewing.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Seriously, delete your account.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Stop hating on me.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28I'm the normal one here. Now, leave me alone.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31I need to create some fake accounts so I can like my own posts.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36He's good. Friend of yours?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39I know him, but he does ballet and I do street.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Are they not both kinds of dance?
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Yeah, but they're worlds apart.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44It's like saying cornflakes and...
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- Branflakes?- No, chicken dippers.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Hi, Leo. How's it going?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Oh, hi?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Tracy. You settling in OK?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57If anyone messes with you, you let us know.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Will do. Thanks.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01I think she's taking a shine to him.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Wouldn't want to be in his shoes.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Oi, you! Look what you've done!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Let go of me!- Chillax, Tracy.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12It's just an accident.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Sure, Leo. Just an accident.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30I just saw Amy, the one that I sent the edgy message to.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31My pizza or your face.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- That Amy.- And she was mad at you?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35You crossed the line? Hurt her feelings maybe?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38No, she's fine, because I didn't send it to her,
0:04:38 > 0:04:39I sent it to Siobhan.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Not the Queen. - My finger must have just slipped.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Well, she might think it's funny.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45If she had a sense of humour.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46One message to all of her followers
0:04:46 > 0:04:48and I'm going to be as popular as nits.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50OK, so my only hope is that she's not seen it yet,
0:04:50 > 0:04:53so I'm going to go over there, faint into her bag,
0:04:53 > 0:04:54grab her phone and then flush it.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56What could go wrong with that?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Oh, I know. I'm just going to delete myself.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Won't work, but why tell her?
0:05:02 > 0:05:03At least I'll get some sleep.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07OK, done.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09So now I don't exist any more,
0:05:09 > 0:05:12and now she can't possibly get the message.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14This isn't going to work, is it?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Not if you've already sent it, no.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17It's like a horror movie.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19It's like I'm killing myself from beyond the grave.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Well, stop panicking. She hasn't read your message yet.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23See?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29She's checking now. Help me.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33OK, but if I do, you have to promise to stay deleted.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34No, that is way too radical.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36You wouldn't even do that.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Well, I'm not seconds away from a life-changing event.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Do we have a deal?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44OK, deal, just please help me.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45OK, go and distract her.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Hi, Millie.- Hi.- Hey, Loz. Look.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- You messaged me.- Stop.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57- What?- I mean, um, hi, Siobhan, isn't it great that you're so popular?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Wish I knew your secret, so that I could bottle it,
0:06:01 > 0:06:03then I'd sell the bottles, then I'd be rich.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Shut up. Are you trying to make me feel better?
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Because of my spot?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11No. What spot?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13You're sweet, but awful, isn't it?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15My face is like a pizza.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17I bet it's getting worse.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Siobhan, are you going to be going to the cafe later?
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Bet you'll need to book a really big table for all of your friends.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Oh, your message.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Hi! Can I have your autograph?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34I really look up to you.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35What hair products do you use?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- How's it going?- Not good.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- What's her password? - How should I know?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Guess.- Um, Miss Perfect?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Princess Popular? - What do you think you're doing?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55I caught her. Hope she didn't put anything on your phone
0:06:55 > 0:06:57pretending it's from one of your friends.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59I know this looks bad, but we...
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- You.- We were just...
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Virus!- Yes.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Lauren has a virus.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Yes. It made me do crazy things.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14No, a phone virus that wrecked your phone.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Yeah, she sent you an infected message.
0:07:19 > 0:07:24- What?- It's fine as long as you delete it without opening it.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Yeah, otherwise, your phone will be fried.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29OK, there it is.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Deleted.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Why didn't you just tell me, though?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I was just so embarrassed.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Oh, poor you.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Soz about your phone.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Oh, just one of those things.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Yes!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01OK, we have a deal, remember?
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- I don't know, though. - Look what nearly happened.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Yeah, you're right, it's my decision and no-one else's,
0:08:09 > 0:08:10so I'm just going to post it.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Why?- Just to see what everyone else thinks.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15It doesn't matter what everyone else thinks.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16You're doing this for you.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I know, it's confusing.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20I'll help.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Good.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Do not give that back to me, even if I ask for it.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37This is perfect.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Especially since it was me
0:08:39 > 0:08:42who sent that message to Siobhan instead of Amy.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- The courier might take them back if you're quick enough.- OK.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56There. That's payback for my bedhead video.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02I know, I know, I shouldn't have, but I had to do something.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Anyway, it's all worked out great.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Lauren's deleted and I am the hero.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Oi, you, beanpole, do you have anything to say to me?
0:09:21 > 0:09:22You're in my way?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- About this.- It was an accident.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Watch it. It's not as if you're cute and you have lovely blue eyes,
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- you know.- Yeah, not like Leo.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- Who mentioned Leo?- Sorry.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Watch you don't slip down any grates, Twiglet.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Yeah, mind yourself, lanky.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oi. Watch this.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Can't do that, can you?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48So you watch it, because you do not want to make me angry.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50All right, then, breadstick.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52All right, we all need to take it easy.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Oh.- Sorry, mate. You were in the way.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58What is this stuff?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Orange squash.- It was an accident.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Thanks, mate.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:10 > 0:10:12So, I deleted myself.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Fireworks emoji.- Deleted?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- That sounds painful. - My social media accounts.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22I feel so free.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24You should try it, Leo.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27No, thanks. I'm happy here in the 21st century.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29No, they've scored.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31My friends are going to be blown away.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34In the forest, a mighty tree hath fallen.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Mum, this tastes amazing. What did you put in it?
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Nothing special. Same recipe as always.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Only this time, you're not necking it down while you check your chats.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46KNOCK AT THE DOOR
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Please, can I use your washing machine and your shower?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- I'm deeply sticky. - Of course, Jake. Come in.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55I tried to wash it out but...
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- What happened?- Long story.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59We just didn't want to give Franma more to worry about.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- Franma?- I did not just say Franma.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Fran's grandma.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- It's a thing.- It's not a thing.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08How long has that been there?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13For about three years.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17It's like she's waking up from a long sleep.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Real snuggly, isn't it?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Who's your big hunky merman, eh?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Do you know, I should change my name to Fin.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Has this show always been so slow?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Yeah, but you're not watching it how it's meant to be watched.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- How's that? - From behind another screen.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Oh, message.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Might be from you.- Declan!
0:11:42 > 0:11:43I'm deleted.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45I know.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Miss you. #proudofyou.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51No hash tag. No hash tag.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53It's great.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57So much time to think.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58And we can have deep chats.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Well, say something.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Um, so what's it like being completely out of the loop?
0:12:10 > 0:12:11I don't miss it.
0:12:12 > 0:12:17It's like being in the '80s and I love the '80s.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Back combed hair, legwarmers.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25So, do you think in the '80s, mermaids wore tail warmers?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27See? That is the kind of interesting thing
0:12:27 > 0:12:29we don't normally get to talk about.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34BEEPING NOISE
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Someone's phone. I'm just going to go bring it to them.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42I think this door might be stuck.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Oh, is it just the washing machine?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Yeah. How do you open it again?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49How would Lauren know?
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Burn.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56You just need the magic touch.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Grab the clothes horse. - Why'd they dump juice on you?
0:13:02 > 0:13:05It was a mistake. They were after Malcolm, but I got in the way.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08That was your mistake.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Don't tangle with them.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11And tell Malcolm to stay away too.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15- One dancer to another.- I told you, he does ballet and I do street.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18It's like he's a hamster and I'm a...
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Gerbil?- No, a giraffe.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Whatever. If anyone can fix this, you can.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Why do they give us so much homework?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Right, what's next? I've done that.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39And that. And that.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Maybe you've done it all?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42No way. I never have time to finish.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Hmm.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- What?- First time for everything.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48PHONE PINGS
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Your phone just pinged. - I'll read it later on.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- Or tomorrow.- How can you?
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Are you even human?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Ha! I knew it.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03A phone does other things than social media, Lauren.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Look. I just took a picture.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Of the ceiling. Fascinating.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Beep. Oh!
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Beep.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Beep.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33Don't judge me. I got Declan to write me out some messages.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Beep.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Kittens!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Psst! Over here.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Get down. You need to keep a low profile.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57I'm not afraid, you know.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01Look, my sister said, "Better a live coward than a dead hero."
0:15:01 > 0:15:03You have to stand up to bullies.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04You are not tough enough.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Ballet dancers are well tough.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Not like that.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09If you front up to them, they'll mush you.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11It's their code.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Yep. I guess you're right.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16OK, then. Check this out.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19It's Tracy's audition for the Lion King.
0:15:19 > 0:15:24# Let it go! Let it go! #
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Oh, man, where'd you get that? It's priceless.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29And it'll be all round school by tomorrow.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Yeah. What?
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Like you say, she's too hard to take on, in real life.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- No, that's not what I meant. - So I'll do it online.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Thanks, Jake.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41MUSIC PLAYS
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Nice one, Leila.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50What is that?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Do you like it? It's my likes board.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56I've got 28 likes.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Can't you just, like, like yourself?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01I do like myself.
0:16:01 > 0:16:0212 of these are from me.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Kaitlin. Bing!
0:16:06 > 0:16:07You've got mail.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10She's losing it, and last night was rough.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Lauren?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Yep, she took a sleep selfie.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Kicking myself I didn't film it.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34See you later.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Lauren, a likes board?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Do you not see how tragic that is?
0:16:39 > 0:16:40OK, I admit it.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- I need friends.- Who doesn't?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Just not 300 fake ones.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I need it communicate like Siobhan needs to swish her hair.
0:16:47 > 0:16:52But you need to do stuff first, so you have something to communicate.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- I do do stuff.- Like what?
0:16:54 > 0:16:55- Netball.- You gave it up.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Photography.- Selfies don't count.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- Shopping.- You do it all online.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Are you saying that I've made myself a nonperson?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11You're not a nonperson.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14You just don't need people to keep telling you how great you are.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Oh, thanks.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18And while you're here, will you like me?
0:17:46 > 0:17:51# Let it go! Let it go! #
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Wow, I think she invented some new notes.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Yeah, it's true.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58But now Malcolm's going to send it round the whole school
0:17:58 > 0:17:59so everyone sees her big fail.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01That's not right. You know why.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Because they'll find out and kill him?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07No, because it's really mean.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09I know, but what can I do?
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Talk to him.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12But he does ballet and I do...
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Stop it! Look, if he sends it, it's partly on you.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17How is this on me?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- You didn't stop them. - The kid's unstoppable.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Look, all I know is that she's really trying here.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28And that's not something to shame her for.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Ah! You freak!
0:18:41 > 0:18:42What are you doing? Give that back!
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Don't give me it, even if I ask for it!
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I'm not asking, I'm telling!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- But we had a deal! - You're not the boss of me!
0:18:50 > 0:18:52OK, I give up.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54It was only a matter of time until you cracked.
0:18:54 > 0:18:59And you clearly have the willpower of a dog with a bag of mince, so here.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Thank you.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Now go ahead and post all your selfies for all your friends to like.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06I know you can't help yourself.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10A phone does other things apart from social media, Millie.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11I just took a photo.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- See?- That's pretty good.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Of course it is. But I'm not finished yet.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26- Doesn't he do street? - I know, but he's OK.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- Look, Malcolm... - I'm going to send that clip out now.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Wait. If you do, doesn't that kind of make you the bully?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36What do they teach you in street dance?
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Mate, she's tougher than me.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39You don't have to be tough to be a cyber bully.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- That's not fair.- Or a cyber coward.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42I'm not a coward.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46OK, fine.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- I won't send it. - You're doing the right thing.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53So if I can't fight back online, I have to face her, face-to-face.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56No, wait, you can't.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58This is real-life, not ballet.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- You might get hurt. - You got a better idea?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Yeah. Didn't think so.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Lauren, these are great.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Thanks. Who knew that there was so much to see in the park?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Yeah, parks are amazing.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18They're like a mini countryside or huge garden.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20We should go hiking in the hills sometime.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24No. Because I like taking photos of people, not sheep.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26I really, really want to share these.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29There. I'm undeleted.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Are you sure that's the best idea?
0:20:31 > 0:20:36Whilst there are sharks in the sea, the wise man does not rent a pedalo.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Yeah, I'm sure.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Now watch the messages pour in.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Oh, it's just a message from that courier service
0:20:42 > 0:20:44about my cancelled shoe delivery.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47You all right?
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Mike, what time did I tell the courier to cancel this order?
0:20:50 > 0:20:54- 8:16.- And what time did I send this message?
0:20:54 > 0:20:58- 8:16.- So how could I have been in two places at once?
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Interesting question.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03The ancient Chinese have a theory that...
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Millie! I'm going to kill her!
0:21:07 > 0:21:10OK, so this message says that I was in the hall
0:21:10 > 0:21:12cancelling my shoe delivery at 8:16.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16But that's also supposedly when I was in the kitchen sending Siobhan
0:21:16 > 0:21:18the pizza message, which is impossible.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23- So what's the answer?- Is it Professor Plum was in the library
0:21:23 > 0:21:25with a candlestick?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27I didn't send that message.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28You did.
0:21:28 > 0:21:33Lauren, I mean, you do have some imagination, but honestly.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35I knew it! Come back here!
0:21:35 > 0:21:36- Come back here!- No!
0:21:36 > 0:21:38I knew that you sent that message!
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Come back here!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42I could've been sent to social Siberia because of you!
0:21:42 > 0:21:43I'm sorry, not sorry!
0:21:43 > 0:21:46You sent out that bedhead video of me!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49My laptop! Put it down so I can kill you.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50No, look.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Lauren, these are really good,
0:21:55 > 0:21:57and I'm not just saying that to save my skin.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Now, would you have taken these if you weren't deleted?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Well, maybe not, but...
0:22:02 > 0:22:04But this is your thing.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06You should post some of these online.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08I bet you'd get loads of likes.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I'm not that shallow.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13And this does not get you off the hook.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Who's for the cafe? It's two-for-one day.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18And it's all kicking off.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36All right, Malcolm, look.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- We don't want to string this out. - Dee-dee.- Sorry.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41We want to settle this.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Yeah?
0:22:44 > 0:22:48We'd like to apologise for calling you beanpole.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- And lanky.- And Twiglet.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Anyway, it was a bit of a stretch.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54- Tracy.- Sorry.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55That's more like it.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Come on, ballet boy. This is supposed to be a duet.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05I hope the stain came out of your top. Fancy a tea?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Yeah. Two sugars, ta.
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Oh, and a skinny latte.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- Dee-dee.- Sorry.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13A hot chocolate.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Wow. So she's actually human.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22She did audition for the Lion King.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Yeah, to play Scar.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27- How was that, Leo?- Yeah, that was spot-on, Tracy.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Thanks. I owe you one.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- No, but you're sweet. - Right back at ya.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37So, did you get Leo to ask Tracy to do that?
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Yep. She'll do anything for him.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- What he did he get from you? - Dance lessons.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- What?- To help with his footy skills.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49I told him that Marcus Rashford has tap dance classes
0:23:49 > 0:23:51that he never misses.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55I've got to hand it to you.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03Now she can't stop taking pictures, which is great,
0:24:03 > 0:24:05because she's found her thing,
0:24:05 > 0:24:08but she wants me to do a shoot as a mermaid.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Not going to happen.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Look. There's Siobhan.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15I hope she never finds out what that message said,
0:24:15 > 0:24:16and who really sent it.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19You wouldn't. Not after I helped you.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20Out of the mess you made for me?
0:24:20 > 0:24:26So, I'm thinking, watery light, seaweed in the hair, and shells.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28- No!- Oh, Siobhan!
0:24:28 > 0:24:30OK, OK.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32- I'll do it.- Oh, good.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02So, what do you think of Glasgow?
0:25:02 > 0:25:05It's great, you know.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07PICTURE SMASHES
0:25:07 > 0:25:10LAUGHTER
0:25:10 > 0:25:12This is terrible.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Slate one, take one.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17One. Jump!
0:25:20 > 0:25:24LAUGHTER
0:25:25 > 0:25:28FUNNY SQUIRTING NOISE
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Come back, Craig, and all is forgiven.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36On the other hand, it's like he's...
0:25:38 > 0:25:39..never even left.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43I said that I wanted to just hang out and chill,
0:25:43 > 0:25:45and then he gives me this.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48An I-tinerary.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50How?
0:25:50 > 0:25:51An itinerary.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Look we don't want to give them...
0:25:56 > 0:25:58538, take three.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Don't forget Ri Rinn's catchphrase,
0:26:00 > 0:26:01Se-gar-na-ta-may-ni!
0:26:01 > 0:26:06LAUGHTER
0:26:08 > 0:26:09An itinerary?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11How is anyone...? No, sorry.
0:26:11 > 0:26:12An itinerary.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Now is not the time.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- Name?- It's Jake.
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Oh, sorry. Sorry.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19It's Jake.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Fear not.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26LAUGHTER
0:26:26 > 0:26:27What?
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Pretty smooth, though.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- An itiner...- Itinerary.- Yeah. An itin...
0:26:33 > 0:26:36An itinerary. Yeah, right.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39An itinerary.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42How would Lauren know?
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Burn.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Ah!
0:26:46 > 0:26:50MUSIC PLAYS