0:00:02 > 0:00:05I'm training Leo. You'd think for someone named after a lion he'd
0:00:05 > 0:00:07understand the law of the jungle?
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Not really.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Actually, I was waiting, so...
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Leo, where's your killer instinct?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18- I'm a guest here.- Well, you've got to stop thinking like that
0:00:18 > 0:00:20or you're going to start smelling.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22What? That is not happening.
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Then fight.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Oh, no, you don't! It's my turn!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Sorry, Sharon.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Except you do not want to mess with the lioness.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34HE HUMS
0:00:36 > 0:00:38How did you manage to use four towels for one shower?
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Easy. Body, face, left side of hair, right side of hair.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45That is bonkers. And why can't you just hang them up afterwards?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Cos then my hands would get wet and I'd have to use another towel.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Argh!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53It's only four towels, we've got plenty more in the cupboard.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56See? Even Mr and Mrs Lion like to do some play fighting.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00At least I hope it's play fighting.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Oi, leave some for me.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Sure you've got enough?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Big sister, bigger bowl of cereal.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Look what I found on the doorstep.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Morning all. And how's my princess?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49How does she look that good eating cereal?
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Call the cereal police, we've been robbed.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07You know what it is? I think they're making that box smaller.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Worry not, my love, you can share mine.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12All good things come to those who wait.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15It's a quinlette. An omelette made with quinoa.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17I'm not that keen.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19I think I'll just have some toast.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Sorry, Sharon. We're out of bread.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23But I offer you mine.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26No, must be a new loaf around here somewhere,
0:02:26 > 0:02:28cos Mike did a shop last night.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I thought it was your turn. Not that I'm counting,
0:02:30 > 0:02:31but I did the last five.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Well, not that I'm counting, but you do finish work at three.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Yeah, and then there's marking and lesson plans and teachery stuff.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40This is ridiculous. How can we be out of food?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- There's quinoa.- Like I said...
0:02:43 > 0:02:46And this place is constantly a tip.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Does no-one do the washing up any more?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Or take the bin out?
0:02:50 > 0:02:51I'll do it.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Why did you just yank it like that?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Why do you buy the cheap bin bags?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Because they're cheap.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- And now I'm late for work.- Me, too.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04No, clean that up first.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06It's fine, Mike, Millie will do it.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Thanks, Millie.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15Wow. That went from nought to furious in about 2.3 seconds.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16That's not normal for Mum and Mike.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18They're Love Islanders.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28It was a really big argument, and it just felt weird
0:03:28 > 0:03:30and wrong and smelly.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Smelly?- Bin juice.- Eugh.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Don't worry, it's just a phase they're going through.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39My mum and your dad went through a phase where they bickered nonstop.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Right before they split up.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- But they got back together. - Well, my mum and dad didn't,
0:03:43 > 0:03:44and this feels more like that.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Mike and Sharon won't split up, they just joined up.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50You need to keep love alive.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- What about a chores rota? - How romantic.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- It might make your mum less cross. - But it'll make me more cross.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Chores are deeply annoying.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00And you can use an online shopping app.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Why go to the store when you can get roughly what you ordered
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- delivered to your door?- Great idea.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Cheers, Fran.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Millie. Would you tell Fran that we need to be home by 4:30pm today?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13She's right here, why not tell her yourself?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Because I'm not talking to her.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- Why not?- I upset him somehow, but he won't tell me how.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Says I should be able to work it out for myself.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22And can you?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24No, cos I'm not Psychic Fran!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26So until he tells me, I'm not talking to him either.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Well, this all sounds very mature.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32So, tell her we need to be home by 4:30pm.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Jake says you need to be home by 4:30pm.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Tell Jake, fine, and that he's a rubbish little brother.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Fran says fine and that you're a...
0:04:40 > 0:04:43No, this is ridiculous!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45I am not going to be your argument assistant.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Wait! Millie!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I need to say something rude Fran.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Millie, wait!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Oh, not another school field trip.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03No, I made a chores rota for me, Lauren and Leo.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Seriously?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Yeah. I thought it would help.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08What, and Lauren and Leo are OK with it?
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Erm...
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Yeah, deffo.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Declan's got a tough mission.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Aww! And you did all the washing up?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19So I've got my first gold star.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21OK, bye.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Wow, it's clean in here.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Aunt Gloria's not coming, is she?
0:05:24 > 0:05:28No. No, Lauren, Leo and Millie have organised a chores rota.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- Really?- And I thought you could use this for the shopping.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Why spend hours trudging round a store...
0:05:34 > 0:05:37When you could spend hours tapping on your phone?
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Great, makes shopping like a game.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Take that, bananas! Got you, milk!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Hey hey, kale, bonus!
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Just download the app, love, and, FYI, kale is never a bonus.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Whose turn is it for the bin?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- BOTH:- Yours. - Mine?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Who made this chart?
0:05:55 > 0:05:59So, looks like Mr and Mrs Lion are back to purring.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00I'm good.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Bin juice!
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Eugh.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Grandma...
0:06:14 > 0:06:17..could you ask Fran to pass the ketchup, please?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Are you two still not talking?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23I mean, who's going to be big enough to end this?
0:06:25 > 0:06:30Oh, OK, I see, then I won't hear anything either of you say.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31You can't do that.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Are there any more chips?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Fran, that's not fair!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Did you just talk to her?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02No, definitely not.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04But you must have heard me.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Heard what?
0:07:17 > 0:07:18GRANDMA SNORTS
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Well, that's just rude. - Yeah, grow up, Grandma.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Children! So childish.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37You put us on a chores list.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Are we literally living in a prison camp now?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I've got a rash from hoovering.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Look.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Maybe it's some jam.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Yes, it's jam, but I'm still not happy about doing so many chores.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Thanks for my jam rash, Millie.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Well, maybe I should have asked first, but I had to do something.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Why? Because we were all so happy?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00No, to stop Mum and Mike from arguing.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03That was not arguing, that was romantic bickering,
0:08:03 > 0:08:05so they can have the fun of making up.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Do you and Declan bicker?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09No, only because he does everything that I tell him to.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Oh, such a lucky boy.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14I just thought we should do something to help out.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16It'll keep things calm between them both.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Also, if you help out you get a gold star.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Really? Well, I'm a big girl now and I don't care.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Oh, well I've got two already, so...
0:08:25 > 0:08:27What? You do not get more gold stars than me.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31OK then, I'm off to go meet Declan now, do I get a gold star for that?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Only if you think going to meet him is a chore.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Funny.- Oh, and when you see him, can you tell him
0:08:35 > 0:08:37to eat less breakfast or more quinoa?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Bye!
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Cos I'm now a row stopping machine,
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I'm going to sort another one.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Hey, Millie. Aren't you supposed to be at your French club?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Oui, but this won't take long.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00What won't?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Look, I understand,
0:09:07 > 0:09:10you both went out on a limb and now your pride is making you pig-headed,
0:09:10 > 0:09:12while the rest of the world laughs at you.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15That's why you need someone sensitive to help.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Fran, I want you to imagine you're Jake.- Eugh.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20What do you think he's thinking?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22"Oh, isn't it great, I get all this attention
0:09:22 > 0:09:24"for being a massive pain."
0:09:24 > 0:09:26OK, thanks for that.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Jake, I want you to say why Fran upset you.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33If you won't say it, can you at least write it down?
0:09:46 > 0:09:50"I'm upset because Fran smells and is the worst sister."
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Jake, this is not helpful.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- I hate you.- Well, I hate you, too.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Well, at least they're talking.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04So I get them all doing push-ups and then the whole class go to the head
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- and complain about child cruelty. - Aw, poor you.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Oh, hey, Millie.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12You're a bit late, aren't you?
0:10:12 > 0:10:13I just got back from French club.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Oh, sorry, Mills, I forgot to pick you up.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Oh, Mike, how could you?
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- You usually remind me. - Oh, so it's my fault? Sorry, Millie.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24It's OK, you actually did me a favour.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I had to walk. Much healthier.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Anyway, Tony used to do it.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Yes, well, Tony's in Spain. So you need to step up, Mike,
0:10:30 > 0:10:33and take a bit more responsibility for the girls.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Then you should take more responsibility for Leo.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37So French club was fun. Guess what we did?
0:10:37 > 0:10:41I do take responsibility for Leo, and he's not even your son.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43A first cousin once removed is practically a son.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Anyway, the only responsibility you take is telling him off.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Yeah, well, someone needs to set some boundaries around here
0:10:48 > 0:10:50or else it'd be like The Hunger Games.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52And no, before you say it, that would not be cool.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Yeah, I wasn't going to say that.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Although, we could shoot our tea with flaming arrows.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Oh, you let them get away with anything as long as they like you.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01That is not true, there was this one time...
0:11:01 > 0:11:03That time when Mike caught us watching TV
0:11:03 > 0:11:05when we should have been doing our homework.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07What did mean old Mike do?
0:11:07 > 0:11:08He watched it with us.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Yeah, and we got pizza, that was a cracking night.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Typical! Sometimes being a parent means being firm.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15And sometimes being firm means being mean,
0:11:15 > 0:11:17which is what you're being right now.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18DOORBELL RINGS
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- BOTH:- Oh, it's my first online grocery shop...
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Two lots of shopping!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Great. Well, at least I didn't order any kale.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Right, it's OK, because I got double!
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Well, on the plus side,
0:11:39 > 0:11:41at least we won't run out of any of those in a hurry,
0:11:41 > 0:11:44even if Declan the cereal hoover comes over every morning.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47And where are we going to put all this stuff?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Don't worry, I'll find room for it.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53And if I can't, I'll store things in my tummy.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Starting with these biscuits!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Hi, Mum, what do you want for breakfast?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Maybe some cereal.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Here you go, Mum.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Actually, no, I think I might fancy some toast.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Hey pres-toast!
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Oh, nice one. Thank you, Millie.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24No way, cereal boy.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29Have you noticed they're making the bowls a lot smaller?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31That's not fair.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38It is not easy being the peacekeeper around here.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Hey, Mills, you all right?- Yeah.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54I'm just tired from trying to stop Mum and Mike arguing.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56I almost feel like giving up.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Good idea, stop interfering.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00What? I'm not interfering.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Right, like you're not interfering with me and Jake.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04I think you'll find I'm helping you be sensible.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06So Jake and I are talking again?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08No, but that's because you're being silly.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Maybe. Unfortunately, he's my brother, and this is our argument,
0:13:11 > 0:13:14and you should just butt out and let us get on with it.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Some people just don't know when they're being helped!
0:13:18 > 0:13:21I was helping, wasn't I?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30You know that you've gone too far with all this
0:13:30 > 0:13:33stop the arguing stuff, and it's not that bad anyway,
0:13:33 > 0:13:34and everyone hates you.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Well, I can live with that if it makes Mum and Mike happy again.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- Oh, they are happy! - They can't be!
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Happy people don't argue!
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Normal people argue, like we're doing.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- It doesn't mean that I hate you. - You just said that you did.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48I was exaggerating.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50I just don't like you.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54I'm joking. Mum and Dad argued before they split up.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55That was different.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Is it? They were happy, then the bickering started, then the arguing,
0:13:59 > 0:14:01then it got louder and more pointless
0:14:01 > 0:14:03until they finally split up.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05And now the exact same thing is happening.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07You're being seriously paranoid.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Well, it doesn't mean that I'm wrong.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Now move out of the way! I've got to do this before Mum
0:14:11 > 0:14:13gets annoyed with four towels Mike again.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Did you just do a face plant into Leo's pants?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22SHE LAUGHS, MILLIE GROANS
0:14:25 > 0:14:27So, we're just going to sit here.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31No tea, no television, no computer games,
0:14:31 > 0:14:33no laptops, No, I-anythings,
0:14:33 > 0:14:38no e-whatsits, no nothing, until you two start talking again.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Or until the mountain crumbles into the sea.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Whichever comes first.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- BOTH:- Fine.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47SHE SIGHS
0:15:02 > 0:15:05OK, don't freak out, but I just saw Mum in her bedroom,
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- she's packing a bag. - What, seriously?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Oh, no, like she's planning on leaving?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- Shh! Calm down.- I am calm!
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Get a grip, OK?!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16We just need to check on her and make sure she's not doing
0:15:16 > 0:15:18anything like before, when she and Dad split up.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Like throwing out his bath toy collection.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Yeah, that sort of thing.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Right, it's bedtime.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Well, if nothing else, I have to admire your sheer stubbornness.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38You may even be more stubborn than your mum,
0:15:38 > 0:15:40and that's saying something.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47And I'll see you both back here tomorrow,
0:15:47 > 0:15:49for Round Two.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01She's making boiled eggs.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Exactly, just like before her and Dad split up.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- Did she?- Yeah.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Well, I'm pretty sure.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10But that skirt, that's different.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Is it a splitting up skirt, do you think?
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Well, it has got a split in it.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Morning, love.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Would she do that if she was really going to leave him?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Yeah, so he doesn't get suspicious.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Of course.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28This is so bad.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29What are you two on about?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31We're worried that Mum and Mike are going to split up.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- Oh, right.- What? Is that all you've got to say?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Well, they're clearly not. Anyway, what can we do about it?
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Is Mike doing anything weird like when him and Craig's mum split up?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44How would I know? I wasn't there.
0:16:44 > 0:16:49Although Craig did say before they split up, Mike cried a lot.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51MIKE HUMS A TUNE
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Are there tears behind that smile, do you think?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- What are you lot whispering about? - The girls were saying...- Nothing!
0:16:59 > 0:17:00Have some more toast, Leo!
0:17:06 > 0:17:08And here we go again.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Eyes down for a full house.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14CLOCK TICKS
0:17:14 > 0:17:17MUSIC: Shout Out To My Ex by Little Mix
0:17:48 > 0:17:50She's gone, you can stop miming now.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Oh, yeah, but did you see what she was looking at?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54I know, a flight booking website.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58It all fits! She's going to leave Mike and go to Spain or something.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59What are we going to do?
0:18:03 > 0:18:04This is not a good idea.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Better than yours.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Gluing her to the sofa would have definitely stopped her from leaving!
0:18:09 > 0:18:12And so will hiding this.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Oh, I know the perfect place.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Not in here, Mum knows all our secret hiding places.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Even inside my hollow picture frame?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24First place that she'd look.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Now you tell me.- Downstairs!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34What about under the sofa cushions?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Seriously? Mum flumps them up so often you may as well hand it
0:18:37 > 0:18:39to her and say, "Have a nice flight."
0:18:39 > 0:18:41I know!
0:18:43 > 0:18:44We can hide it in here.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Hide what?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Nothing!- Cos I am a brilliant hider.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Once I hid Craig's Christmas presents so he couldn't
0:18:51 > 0:18:53open them early and I did such a good job, that five years later on,
0:18:53 > 0:18:55I still couldn't find them!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57THEY LAUGH NERVOUSLY
0:18:58 > 0:19:00It was a bit of a rubbish Christmas, though.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Yeah, thanks, but we're OK.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04No, seriously, what you hiding?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Hang on, is that a passport? Why are you hiding a passport?
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- You're not running away, are you? - It's not, and we're not.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15No, no, seriously, you can't mess around with things like passports.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Come on, hand it over.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Millie, come on, give it to me, please.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20Leo!
0:19:22 > 0:19:25My beautiful barley and tofu broth!
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Sharon's beautiful passport.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32At least she can't use it now.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33I am so cross.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36No more Mr Nice Guy, I'm going to punish you.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Come on, Mike, Leo didn't even mean it.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40No, I mean you two.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- BOTH:- Really?- Yeah, sometimes to be a proper parent,
0:19:43 > 0:19:45you have to be mean... I mean, firm.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48So I'm confiscating your tablets for two weeks.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50That is not fair.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Mike!- Well, that is what's happening,
0:19:52 > 0:19:54so both of you go to your room.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56Please.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Yes.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04I did it. I was a mean parent.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06And it's horrid.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21I'm starving, and I miss my screens.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26OK, I'm angry with Fran because she FaceTimed Mum when I was out,
0:20:26 > 0:20:28so I didn't get to speak to her.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Can I have some food now?- Seriously?
0:20:30 > 0:20:31All this time and that was it?!
0:20:31 > 0:20:34I can't believe you didn't twig that that would upset me.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35You got her news first.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Fran, you get back here now, we're not done yet.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44- Oh, not again.- No, not again.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46PHONE RINGS
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Hi, love, how's it going?- I'm fine, but I didn't call to talk to you.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Oh.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55- Right.- I called to let Jake talk to you.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58You can tell him the news.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04Hi, Mum, it's good to talk, and use a computer...
0:21:04 > 0:21:05..and eat.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07SHE LAUGHS
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Unlike you to enjoy eating while using a computer.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Lauren's furious with me, and Leo.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Only cos I said he was rubbish at catching.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23And Fran? PHONE RINGS
0:21:26 > 0:21:29That's her. I bet she's only calling just to tell me off.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- Hi, Fran.- Newsflash!
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Jake's talking to me again.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Great. What was it?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Oh, I just FaceTimed Mum without him.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41It just got blown up into something massive.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43By clamming up about it?
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Yeah. And since we're unclamming, I decided I should call you.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50I'm sorry I interfered.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52I guess I thought I was the fight busting champ,
0:21:52 > 0:21:54but I made things worse.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58No, you didn't. It was a good try and we needed to talk,
0:21:58 > 0:22:00so Grandma tortured us till we did.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Cool. So we all good?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08All good. Now, excuse me, I have a little brother to go tickle.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I leave you alone for a couple of hours and I come back to find you've
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- upset the entire house! - You know what I mean.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17That's Mum and Mike having their biggest argument yet,
0:22:17 > 0:22:18and I've given up trying to stop them.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22If they split up, they split up.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Even when they've done something really bad?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Well, even if they did, you went way over the top
0:22:28 > 0:22:31with their punishment. They need those tablets for their schoolwork.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33But they ruined your passport.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Look, and my lovely broth.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Frankly, anything you put in that broth would be an improvement.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Not a government document.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Look, you told me to take responsibility, so I did.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- I was firm!- You were mean.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46I can't win.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47You know what I mean.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Sometimes I don't think you care about my feelings these days.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Of course I care.- What do you call kids that have been
0:22:54 > 0:22:56through two divorces?
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Millie and Lauren?- I'll have to live with Uncle Mike by myself.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05That would be weird, especially as he'll be crying all the time.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Hang on.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09It's gone quiet.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- ALL:- Eww!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Does this mean you're not dumping Mike?
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Who? My cuddly lion?
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- ALL:- Eww!
0:23:25 > 0:23:26What on earth gave you that idea?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Well, all the arguing.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31And the bag that you secretly packed.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33And the flight that you secretly booked.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35I only knew about the arguing.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Get out of that one, Sharon!
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Oh, you're quite cheeky for a guest.
0:23:39 > 0:23:45Can't win. The bag, that was stuffed to be taken to the charity shop.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Hey, you're not throwing out my bum bag.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Oh, anything to stop another argument.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53Look, right, it's true, we have been arguing a bit more than usual.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56But then Mike's been a bit more wrong than usual.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58I'm sorry if it scared you.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Scared me. I hate all that arguing.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01But it is a part of life.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04And as the wise man says, the storm always passes,
0:24:04 > 0:24:06but it waters the grasses.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Don't even go there.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Sometimes you have to get things out and not let them
0:24:10 > 0:24:12fester inside.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14That was a very loud defestering.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17But what about the flight that you secretly booked?
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Not a flight.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Flights - plural.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23For the trip we're taking to London for half term!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25No way!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Sweet, Mum, thanks.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Wow, cool! You're the best mum.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Unlike the tablet snatcher.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- Aww, jokes.- Is it me or is it takeaway time?
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Already on the way. It's been so emotional, no-one was actually
0:24:40 > 0:24:42going to cook any tea.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43Hey, Leo, you're learning.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47So, I think I get this.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50With Fran and Jake, it was good to get involved,
0:24:50 > 0:24:53but with Mum and Mike I needed to back off.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55I don't get this.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59Anyway, it's good to talk, but try not to shout!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32# And it's called black magic! #
0:25:37 > 0:25:39My mum would be appalled if she seen me do this.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44It's Fran and Millie.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46- It is us.- It's Fran and Millie.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49- Fire Lawrence? I mean, do... - DOOR SLAMS
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Sorry, just look...
0:25:52 > 0:25:54I don't know why.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56What do you think you're doing?
0:25:56 > 0:25:58I'm practising my plate spinning.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Not with your...
0:26:00 > 0:26:02SHE STUMBLES OVER HER WORDS
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Hey, Ollie, what happened?
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Would you believe!
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Fidget spinjury... Sorry.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16- Action.- I can't believe he made me do it all on my own.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- SHE HICCUPS - After the tenth time, you were...
0:26:19 > 0:26:21I'm so sorry, I thought they stopped.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Fran won't let me.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35You had the whole conversation in your head then, didn't you?