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:00:25. > :00:28.Now, if today's show is half as exciting as the Premier League's

:00:29. > :00:30.midweek matches, then you are in for a treat.

:00:31. > :00:40.I try my hand, or should that be foot, at one of the UK's

:00:41. > :00:48.Chelsea fan Dan Wright, AKA Mr Nun, from comedy drama 4 O'clock Club,

:00:49. > :00:52.And, as always, we have all the biggest

:00:53. > :00:56.names and the latest news, including a certain little maestro

:00:57. > :01:00.who has had to extend his trophy cabinet again.

:01:01. > :01:04.But first, it's time to take a look at our

:01:05. > :01:11.Newcastle have signed Jonjo Shelvey from Swansea,

:01:12. > :01:16.While Bournemouth have added strikers Benik Afobe and Lewis

:01:17. > :01:21.We also love a good rumour, and they don't come much better

:01:22. > :01:24.than the likes of Goetze, Lavezzi and Kroos, who have

:01:25. > :01:27.all been linked with Premier League moves.

:01:28. > :01:32.All three of those were in the last World Cup final.

:01:33. > :01:36.After a heroic draw against Bolton last weekend,

:01:37. > :01:39.our new favourite underdog, the Spitfires of Eastleigh,

:01:40. > :01:41.were in the hat for this week's fourth round

:01:42. > :01:45.Should they manage to win the replay, they will face

:01:46. > :01:48.the biggest and best club in the whole world,

:01:49. > :01:56.or at least West Yorkshire, my team, Leeds.

:01:57. > :01:58.Imagine if you had the chance to vote for

:01:59. > :02:05.Well, not in Kazakhstan, where fans will get the chance to do

:02:06. > :02:12.In midweek, we were treated to a full round of Premier League

:02:13. > :02:15.matches, with goals flowing in everywhere.

:02:16. > :02:17.It was so fast and frenetic, there was only one way

:02:18. > :03:11.So let's take a look at how that leaves the top of the table.

:03:12. > :03:13.Everyone keeps saying Leicester can't stay there,

:03:14. > :03:19.Wouldn't it be amazing if Ranieri's men could lift the trophy?

:03:20. > :03:22.And, in my opinion, Arsenal and City have by far the best

:03:23. > :03:24.squads, but neither team has taken this season by the scruff

:03:25. > :03:35.OK, time now to meet today's guests, and lucky it is a Saturday,

:03:36. > :03:38.otherwise he would be taking PE lessons.

:03:39. > :03:46.Grab the ball, get on the court and luck lively.

:03:47. > :03:49.Grab the ball, get on the court and look lively.

:03:50. > :03:51.You're boys, you don't need lessons in how

:03:52. > :03:59.Dan, it is great to have you on the show.

:04:00. > :04:06.You play a PE teacher in 4 O'clock Club.

:04:07. > :04:08.You are quite sedentary, you are sitting down a lot

:04:09. > :04:13.Often I'm having a go at all the kids, I'm really putting

:04:14. > :04:15.them through their paces, but I'm not a nice person,

:04:16. > :04:19.So if you were to liken yourself to a Premier League manager,

:04:20. > :04:21.are you the stand-off approach, like a van Gaal

:04:22. > :04:24.or are you more animated like a Jurgen Klopp.

:04:25. > :04:27.Yes, like a Klopp or Mourinho towards the end, I'm angry.

:04:28. > :04:30.We've got series five to look forward to.

:04:31. > :04:33.Yes, it is coming out in a couple of weeks.

:04:34. > :04:37.It is getting really competitive now between my character

:04:38. > :04:47.I never thought I would say it like that.

:04:48. > :04:52.But we are going to win the Champions League.

:04:53. > :04:58.No one fears us in the Champions League, and we win it.

:04:59. > :05:05.What are your thoughts on that managerial merry-go-round?

:05:06. > :05:07.Well, I understand why they brought in Hiddink,

:05:08. > :05:10.a few years ago he came in for six months and did really

:05:11. > :05:13.well and settled the players, he is a nice people person.

:05:14. > :05:15.I didn't want Mourinho to leave, but when you

:05:16. > :05:18.have that much failure in such a short space of time,

:05:19. > :05:20.I can understand why they did let him go.

:05:21. > :05:23.When I look into the future in a few years' time,

:05:24. > :05:26.the only manager I can see winning the league with us again

:05:27. > :05:28.is Mourinho, so it is a difficult one.

:05:29. > :05:30.Hang on, you can look into the future?

:05:31. > :05:34.When are Leeds going to get back into the Premier

:05:35. > :05:38.There's been a lot of underperforming players,

:05:39. > :05:40.but Willian has been the one kind of real

:05:41. > :05:44.Yes, he is full of life, he is creative,

:05:45. > :05:48.Without those goals, we would be bottom.

:05:49. > :05:53.Well, you will be pleased to know he's

:05:54. > :05:57.We've been chatting to him exclusively, so set your timer

:05:58. > :06:00.when you can see that interview in full.

:06:01. > :06:03.So, Dan, you play an on-screen PE teacher.

:06:04. > :06:05.You must have experienced some weird and wonderful

:06:06. > :06:07.sports through that, but have you ever heard footgolf?

:06:08. > :06:11.I didn't know much about it either, so I decked

:06:12. > :06:14.myself out in some plus fours I own, quite a few, obviously,

:06:15. > :06:26.and headed to Milton Keynes to find out more.

:06:27. > :06:28.I'm here with British footgolf's hottest property at the moment,

:06:29. > :06:32.Ben Clarke, who is going to give me a crash course on the course.

:06:33. > :06:49.Footgolf sounds to me like someone has just taken football,

:06:50. > :06:58.It is football on a golf course, but going along with the same rules

:06:59. > :07:01.of golf, so getting the ball in the hole in the least

:07:02. > :07:13.I tell you what, it is a lovely day for it, and what's great about

:07:14. > :07:16.footgolf is it doesn't matter how good you are at

:07:17. > :07:18.football or golf, it is a brand new sport.

:07:19. > :07:27.Charlie, you are the captain of your football team, aren't you?

:07:28. > :07:36.I'm finding it a bit of a learning curve because sometimes I take a lot

:07:37. > :07:49.That was Jack just having a go at the no luck shot.

:07:50. > :07:51.Maybe keep your eye on the ball in the future,

:07:52. > :07:55.How do you think professional footballers might do

:07:56. > :08:00.Do you think anyone would be really good at this.

:08:01. > :08:04.Who do you think would be his partner

:08:05. > :08:16.Oh, no, that's just gone terribly wrong.

:08:17. > :08:31.For a minute there, I thought that was going in.

:08:32. > :08:41.And since filming, he's been out in Argentina

:08:42. > :08:47.Congratulations to Team UK for finishing in fourth place,

:08:48. > :08:49.and to Ben himself, who finished fifth best

:08:50. > :08:58.Now it is quiz time, and we are staying on the theme

:08:59. > :09:02.So, what I want to know is, which of these three mashed up

:09:03. > :09:06.sports is the real one, and which two we just made up.

:09:07. > :09:15.So it is running round an athletics track

:09:16. > :09:26.You are running up, you put your pole in the little

:09:27. > :09:30.hole bit, bounce over the big bar, but rather than go on to a crash

:09:31. > :09:38.Maybe you're in some trunks, maybe you're going with a full

:09:39. > :09:42.Picture that, and I'll tell you about the

:09:43. > :09:50.Instead of your classic cricket stumps, you've got ten bowling pins

:09:51. > :09:52.and you use a full-size bowling ball, but a soft one.

:09:53. > :09:56.Is someone ahead of the pins trying to save them?

:09:57. > :10:02.So can you believe that one of those is

:10:03. > :10:07.How would you go about joggling, do you think?

:10:08. > :10:10.On keeping fit, I like it, but I think you would bump

:10:11. > :10:12.into people, so I don't think it is real.

:10:13. > :10:17.This sounds fun, because people could seriously bellyflop

:10:18. > :10:34.Well, I can reveal that the real sport on there is actually a,

:10:35. > :10:40.So this is world record holder Matt Feldman.

:10:41. > :10:44.I mean, he can run at speed whilst juggling.

:10:45. > :10:47.He has obviously been doing this a long time.

:10:48. > :10:52.I think we can both agree that pole diving would probably

:10:53. > :10:57.And maybe it is up to us to make that a real sport.

:10:58. > :10:59.Yes, exactly, I will see you the pool in ten,

:11:00. > :11:03.Dan, thank you for coming on the show, it's

:11:04. > :11:12.We look forward to the new series of the 4 O'clock Club, coming soon.

:11:13. > :11:14.And obviously us two going pole diving, yes?

:11:15. > :11:20.OK, if you at home can think of any sport you'd like to combine,

:11:21. > :11:22.swim-rugby may be, badlethics, that's badminton whilst doing

:11:23. > :11:23.athletics in case you weren't keeping up, then

:11:24. > :11:26.head to our website and join in the conservation.

:11:27. > :11:28.There's also quizzes, dream teams and videos to keep

:11:29. > :11:30.you entertained, plus you can use our

:11:31. > :11:31.video uploader to send us your skills.

:11:32. > :11:34.What I love about these clips is that Scottish viewer,

:11:35. > :11:37.Aidan, isn't content just pulling off skills in the comfort

:11:38. > :11:42.He can also deliver the goods when it matters on the pitch.

:11:43. > :11:43.Cracking stuff, thanks for sending those in,

:11:44. > :11:48.Now, the second viewer to send us his skills looks quite

:11:49. > :11:53.And he claims to now have the longest throw in football.

:11:54. > :12:07.On Monday, Lionel Messi was named the winner of the Ballon d'Or

:12:08. > :12:10.for a record fifth time, and one other thing to tell

:12:11. > :12:13.you about which is awesome for a starter like me,

:12:14. > :12:16.the Ballon d'Or is voted for by international

:12:17. > :12:21.And you also get to find out who voted for who and do a bit

:12:22. > :12:25.No surprises that Ronaldo and Messi didn't vote for each

:12:26. > :12:33.Ronaldo voted for club colleagues, Benzema, James and Bale.

:12:34. > :12:35.Meanwhile, Messi picked team-mates Neymar, Suarez and playmaker

:12:36. > :12:43.See if you can spot the themes starting to emerge there.

:12:44. > :12:59.But the biggest snub had to be from Pogba, who didn't vote for his

:13:00. > :13:04.brother. Maybe he isn't a fan of his fashion sense. Before we go, let's

:13:05. > :13:09.take a look at this weekend's action. Here are the pictures.

:13:10. > :13:17.Tottenham versus Sunderland looks good. In the evening fixture, Aston

:13:18. > :13:22.Villa against Leicester, it is bottom against top, anything could

:13:23. > :13:27.happen. Moving on to Sunday, the real standout game has got to beat

:13:28. > :13:30.Liverpool against Manchester United. Historically, these two should be up

:13:31. > :13:36.there at the top of the league, but this season is proving a struggle.

:13:37. > :13:44.They both have world-class players and there are some intriguing mash

:13:45. > :13:48.ups, as I'm about to improve. These are two strikers are leading the way

:13:49. > :13:54.for their clubs, big-money signings, but both really yet to find their

:13:55. > :14:04.feet and probably a bit lacking in confidence and goals. He will edge

:14:05. > :14:12.it on the day? I think that Benteke scored a good girl in earlier on, so

:14:13. > :14:16.I have two back in. It is now hello to the goalkeepers. Both have been

:14:17. > :14:21.in the press, the Liverpool goalkeeper for his shaky

:14:22. > :14:26.performances. The Manchester medical giver didn't go to real Madrid, and

:14:27. > :14:30.he will face a barrage from Benteke and the rest of the Liverpool front

:14:31. > :14:36.line. I think Liverpool could come with a 2-1 win, but don't quote me

:14:37. > :14:40.on that, because football is football. The habits and cracking

:14:41. > :14:45.encounters over the years, memorable games. -- there have been. Until

:14:46. > :14:58.next week, goodbye. This is still the one they want to

:14:59. > :15:06.win above others. Steven Gerard, 1-0 to Liverpool. Manchester United have

:15:07. > :15:12.won it at Anfield. Girl for Liverpool. Liverpool lead. And

:15:13. > :15:14.storage scores.