0:00:04 > 0:00:05There is a place
0:00:05 > 0:00:08not far from here.
0:00:08 > 0:00:12I'm sure you know it. It's ever so near.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Come down the path
0:00:16 > 0:00:18and you will see
0:00:18 > 0:00:20a little gate
0:00:20 > 0:00:23to Mr Bloom's Nursery!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Hello!
0:00:25 > 0:00:30# This is my allotment There's such a lot to see
0:00:30 > 0:00:34# With my compostarium There is no place I'd rather be
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# Have you been here before or not?
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Let me show you what I've got
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# A spade, a fork, my wheelbarrow
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Cabbages, runner beans, tomatoes and a marrow
0:00:44 > 0:00:48# A watering can, a trowel, seeds Radish, lettuce, some weeds
0:00:48 > 0:00:52# With my veg and plants I can sing and dance
0:00:52 > 0:00:55# See them sprout, watch them grow
0:00:55 > 0:00:57# Pop along and say hello
0:00:57 > 0:01:00# There's so much they can teach us all
0:01:00 > 0:01:02# We'll laugh and learn We'll have a ball
0:01:02 > 0:01:04# It's such a special place to be
0:01:04 > 0:01:08# In my veggie nursery. #
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Margaret, you seem very excited.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20I am! My sister Brenda
0:01:20 > 0:01:25is coming to visit. I haven't seen her for, ooh, ages!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Ah, my little cabbage.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30It will be a pleasure to have her back.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33I must tell Raymond and Colin.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Colin, look over there. There's a zebra on stilts.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Where?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42RAYMOND LAUGHS
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Vegetable fool. Got you!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47LAUGHTER
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I'm afraid it is Vegetable Fools Day today.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53It's the one day Mr Bloom lets Raymond and Colin
0:01:53 > 0:01:55play tricks on people.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00My sister Brenda is really good at tricks.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03LAUGHTER
0:02:08 > 0:02:11This is their favourite joke at the moment.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13I do like Vegetable Fools Day!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Funny beam.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21You are a very sneaky squash and runner bean.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Did you know that?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Yes, we did!
0:02:26 > 0:02:30We're sneaky. We're sneaky. We're sneaky. We're sneaky...
0:02:30 > 0:02:34But not as sneaky as these little radishes.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36LAUGHTER
0:02:36 > 0:02:40TRAIN WHISTLES
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Oh, the tiddlers are here.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Indeed they are. Right, I'm off to work. See you later.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Hey there, tiddlers. Take a seat.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- You've got something behind you. - You've got something on your back.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06On my back?!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Wait a minute, what's this?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Oh! It's a cheeky picture, isn't it?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15It's of you.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16That is of me.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17I know who did this.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20It was that cheeky Raymond and Colin.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Oh, the little pests!
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Do you know what they did? Fill my wellie boots with compost.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Oh, well, it's nice to see you. Now, who've we got today?
0:03:31 > 0:03:36Ariane, we've got Grace and Harry. Are you feeling happy today?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- ALL: Yes!- Good. Enough of this tomfoolery, eh?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Cos we have got gardening to do.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Now, did you bring your magnifying glasses?
0:03:45 > 0:03:46ALL: No!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Have you not? Oh.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51That's a bit of a problem because, um,
0:03:51 > 0:03:53well, you need your magnifying glasses.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55ALL: Tricked you!
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Oh!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59You played a trick on me!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Oh, not you as well? That was a funny trick, that was.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05We need our magnifying glasses today
0:04:05 > 0:04:07because we're on the lookout
0:04:07 > 0:04:10for pests that have been spoiling my vegetables.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13So keep your eyes peeled.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15But what about those carrots over there?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Take a look at those.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- Do they look healthy and happy?- No.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22What's the matter with them?
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- They've got a bump.- They've got bumps and holes in.- Yeah.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29I pulled them up from a different part of the garden
0:04:29 > 0:04:31and they're not very well at all.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Look here I've got one here and can you see?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Someone's been nibbling away. - It's the pests.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Yes, it is a pest.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42It's called a carrot fly
0:04:42 > 0:04:44and what he does is
0:04:44 > 0:04:46he flies around my nursery
0:04:46 > 0:04:50and he's sniffing out for my carrots.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52HE IMITATES FLY
0:04:52 > 0:04:54When he finds my carrots,
0:04:54 > 0:04:59he lands on the ground and he buries down into the soil
0:04:59 > 0:05:02and he lays his eggs in the soil.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05And then the eggs hatch
0:05:05 > 0:05:07and out come little maggots
0:05:07 > 0:05:11and they wake up and start munching on my carrots
0:05:11 > 0:05:15cos carrots, they're their favourite food,
0:05:15 > 0:05:18and all my tasty carrots, they get ruined, don't they?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20ALL: Yeah.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23But, tiddlers, listen to this.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27I've got a sneaky trick, which I'm going to play on the carrot flies.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Listen... who knows what this is?
0:05:30 > 0:05:35- Apple? Onion. - That's right, Harry. It's an onion.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Sniff that.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Let me sniff.- Yuck!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42What's it like, Harry?
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- Stinky pants. - It's a bit of a ponger, isn't it?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Now, tiddlers, what I'm going to do
0:05:48 > 0:05:51is to plant onions around my carrots.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55It means that the carrot flies won't be able to smell the carrots
0:05:55 > 0:05:58cos all they'll be able to smell is?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Onion!- Onions!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Can you tiddlers help me plant?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04ALL: Yeah!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Let's make it amongst the carrots.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Pop it in there and then tuck it in.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13There's your little onion bulb, Grace.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Good job!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24That is a super sneaky job, tiddlers. Well done.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Shall we pretend to be carrot flies?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- ALL: Yeah. - OK, let's take off. Wings out.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33THEY BUZZ LIKE FLIES
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Can anybody smell any carrots?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47No!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Oh. What can we smell?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53ALL: Onions.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Oh, no! It smells of onions! Eugh! Ping pong!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Coming into land.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05COMPO HONKS
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Compo shouldn't make that noise!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Are you all right, Compo?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Better take a look.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14That's working.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19It's a mystery to me, tiddlers.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22HONKING
0:07:22 > 0:07:23- Oh, Compo! - THEY LAUGH
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Compo! That's enough! That is enough!
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- Naughty Compo! - What a cheeky Compostarium!
0:07:31 > 0:07:32WHISTLE
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Oh! You want feeding now, do you?
0:07:34 > 0:07:41- Feeding time!- You're right, Harry. It's feeding time.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43# Grass and weeds and leaves from trees
0:07:43 > 0:07:46# Thistles that prickle and petals that tickle
0:07:46 > 0:07:48# Brown stuff, green stuff Sticky stuff, icky stuff
0:07:48 > 0:07:50# Crunchy bits, munchy bits Snappy bits, sappy bits
0:07:50 > 0:07:53# Yesterday's yums Chopping board crumbs
0:07:53 > 0:07:55# It's not fussy what's in its tum.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59# My awesome Compostarium. #
0:07:59 > 0:08:01ALL: It's full!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Hooray!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Hang on, tiddlers.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Here goes Compo!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Right, tiddlers.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Are you ready to meet the veggies? - ALL: Yes!
0:08:41 > 0:08:45# Meet the veggies We're the veggies
0:08:45 > 0:08:47# They grow here in my nursery
0:08:47 > 0:08:50# Meet the veggies We're the veggies
0:08:50 > 0:08:53# Now who've we got today? Let's see
0:08:53 > 0:08:56# There's Margaret the cabbage Peep-oh!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59# Raymond the squash I love cuddles, you know
0:08:59 > 0:09:01# And Sebastian's a singing aubergine
0:09:01 > 0:09:04# La-la-la-la mi-mi-mi-mi-mi
0:09:04 > 0:09:06# Nice!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08# Meet the veggies We're the veggies
0:09:08 > 0:09:10# They grow here in my nursery
0:09:10 > 0:09:12# Meet the veggies
0:09:12 > 0:09:14# We're the veggies
0:09:14 > 0:09:16# And that's not all Oh, no, sirree
0:09:16 > 0:09:21# There's Colin, the runner bean I'm speedy
0:09:21 > 0:09:22# The Wee MacGregors Oh, so cheeky!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25# And I'm a beautiful fennel called Joan
0:09:25 > 0:09:28# Hello, my dear Haven't you grown
0:09:28 > 0:09:30# Meet the veggies We're the veggies
0:09:30 > 0:09:33# They grow here in my nursery
0:09:33 > 0:09:36# Meet the veggies We're the veggies
0:09:36 > 0:09:38# And we love Mr Bloom That's me! #
0:09:44 > 0:09:47THEY LAUGH
0:09:50 > 0:09:53BOTH: Hello, tiddlers!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Hello, Marianne. Hello, Grace.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Hello, Harry. Hello, Mr Bloom!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Hello! Are you two cheeky veggies
0:10:01 > 0:10:03still playing tricks on each other?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Oh, it's so much fun. Mr Bloom!
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Yeah. Raymond.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Oh! Yeah?- Raymond!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Ooh!- Raymond!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- Oh!- Boo!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17THEY LAUGH
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Colin?
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Boo!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21THEY LAUGH
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Trick bean! He-he-he!
0:10:24 > 0:10:29Tiddlers, have you ever played a cheeky trick on someone?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I've played peek-a-boo on Mummy.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33What did you say to your mum?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Boo! - THEY LAUGH
0:10:36 > 0:10:37PICCOLO PLAYS
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Who was that?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42THEY LAUGH
0:10:42 > 0:10:44That's just Margaret.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48She's tried to learn how to do tricks,
0:10:48 > 0:10:52but you'll never be able to trick me and Colin. Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Come on, Colin. Let's go and be sneaky somewhere else.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57THEY LAUGH
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Boo!
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Boo!
0:11:01 > 0:11:06- Hello, Margaret.- Hello, Margaret. - Margaret, are you OK?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Oh, hello, Mr Bloom. Hello, tiddlers. ALL: Hello!
0:11:09 > 0:11:12I'm trying to play a trick on myself,
0:11:12 > 0:11:17except I never seem very surprised.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21My sister Brenda was ALWAYS much better than me at tricks.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Boo!
0:11:24 > 0:11:26I'll never play a trick on Raymond and Colin!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Aw! It's all right, Margaret.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Perhaps you just need a bit of help.
0:11:32 > 0:11:37Why don't the Wee MacGregors help you?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Oh!
0:11:39 > 0:11:43BAGPIPES
0:11:43 > 0:11:44You cheeky radishes!
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Lads, listen.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48We need some of your cheekiest ideas
0:11:48 > 0:11:52for Margaret to go and play a trick on Raymond and Colin.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54All right?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56What do you think?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58HE LAUGHS
0:11:58 > 0:11:59RADISH TALK
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- No, we can't do that, lads. - ALL: Oh!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04We haven't got enough spoons!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Och, no!- Doesn't matter.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10RADISH TALK
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Oh, no! I don't want to cover myself in feathers again!
0:12:14 > 0:12:18RADISH TALK
0:12:21 > 0:12:23HE LAUGHS
0:12:23 > 0:12:25RADISH TALK
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Yeah? Yeah?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Oh!
0:12:30 > 0:12:34You've outdone yourself, that's genius! Very sneaky!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Tiddlers, we've a fantastic plan.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41I'll go and get what we need from Compo and tell you about it.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Come on!
0:12:45 > 0:12:49Ha-ha! We have some lovely green paint,
0:12:49 > 0:12:52and we have balloons.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54We'll make some pretend cabbages.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57We'll play a trick on Raymond and Colin,
0:12:57 > 0:13:01telling them there's more than one Margaret!
0:13:01 > 0:13:02That's a good trick!
0:13:02 > 0:13:04- You think so?- Yeah!
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Take some of these newspaper strips.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Dip it in, and make sure
0:13:10 > 0:13:14you shake all the loose bits off.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Ah! Mine's everywhere!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18That's it.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Now we've done the papier-mache, we need paint.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Wow, they make funny noises!
0:13:25 > 0:13:29That's it. Slap it on.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33- We're painting you, Margaret. - You're painting me?
0:13:33 > 0:13:38You're doing two lovely green Margarets! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:13:38 > 0:13:45Oh, yes! Look, we have a cabbage that looks just like Margaret!
0:13:45 > 0:13:50- Are you ready to go and play a trick on Raymond and Colin?- ALL: Yeah!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Erm, Raymond? Colin?
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Would you like to play a game of hide and seek?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Oh, yes indeed bean!
0:14:04 > 0:14:08Yeah! Hang on!
0:14:08 > 0:14:11This isn't a sneaky trick, is it?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Er...no.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- OK. Let's play!- Yeah.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Right, you count to ten and I'll hide.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25Yeah, all right then, let's play!
0:14:25 > 0:14:27BOTH: One, two...
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Well done, Margaret. This'll fool them.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33MARGARET LAUGHS
0:14:33 > 0:14:38BOTH: ..seven, eight, nine, ten!
0:14:38 > 0:14:39RAYMOND LAUGHS
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Coming!- Ready or not!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45RAYMOND LAUGHS
0:14:46 > 0:14:51Oh, there you are, Margaret! Found you!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55# We found Margaret We found Margaret
0:14:55 > 0:14:59# La la la la La la la la. #
0:14:59 > 0:15:02RAYMOND LAUGHS
0:15:02 > 0:15:07- Um, Raymond?- Yeah?- Margaret is here. - What? No, no, no, don't be silly.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12Oh, oh, you're right. Found you!
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Hang on. How can she be over there, too?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Uh. Oh, um...
0:15:18 > 0:15:23- Confused bean!- Yeah, me too. I'm a confused bean.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26I mean, confused squash. I mean, I'm, er...
0:15:26 > 0:15:32I think I'm a confused bean, too. Er, I mean, squash! Er, I mean, potato!
0:15:32 > 0:15:37Oh, you daft little spud. It looks like there are three Margarets,
0:15:37 > 0:15:40but the real Margaret is over there.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Oh, except she has got a red bow in here hair now.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45How strange.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49I don't understand, Colin. How can there be more than one Margaret?
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Don't know...
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Oh, hi, Margaret.
0:15:54 > 0:15:59Oh, hi, Margaret. What I don't get, Colin, is that...
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Margaret, you're here?!
0:16:01 > 0:16:05But, but, you're over there and over there too!
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Oh, what's going on?!
0:16:07 > 0:16:12Oh, muddled bean, Margaret.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Margaret? I'm not Margaret.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16What? Of course you're Margaret.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Oh! Headache bean!
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Ho-ho-ho! Oh, come on Margaret, you can tell him now!
0:16:23 > 0:16:27I'm Brenda, Margaret's sister!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29ALL: Surprise!
0:16:29 > 0:16:31BOTH: Tricked you!
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Oh!
0:16:34 > 0:16:35LAUGHTER
0:16:35 > 0:16:41- Great growbags, Brenda! It's good to see you!- Margaret, funny!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44LAUGHTER
0:16:44 > 0:16:49What is all this laughing about? I was just about to sing my song.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Hang on, how many Margarets can I see?
0:16:52 > 0:16:53One, two...
0:16:53 > 0:16:55One, two, three, four!
0:17:00 > 0:17:05# We played some cheeky tricks on everyone today
0:17:05 > 0:17:09# Even tricked the carrot flies so they would keep away!
0:17:09 > 0:17:13# Margaret's sister Brenda came we were all stunned
0:17:13 > 0:17:18# So, I think we all deserve to sing and dance and have some fun
0:17:18 > 0:17:22# La la la la la la la La la la la la la
0:17:22 > 0:17:26# La la la la la la la La la la la la la
0:17:26 > 0:17:30# La la la la la la la La la la la la la
0:17:30 > 0:17:35# La la la la la la la La la la la la la
0:17:35 > 0:17:40# We've had a busy day, how the time flies!
0:17:40 > 0:17:46# So now you veggies must be bedded down for the night. #
0:17:46 > 0:17:52Come on Margaret, Colin, Raymond, Joan and Sebastian.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56Settle down you cheeky Wee McGregors. It's time for bed.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Oh, thank you, Grace.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Did you have a good day playing those funny tricks?
0:18:03 > 0:18:07I did, I like playing tricks with Raymond!
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Night night, Harry. Thank you.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14# Night night, veggies Sleep tight, veggies
0:18:15 > 0:18:21# And listen to my gentle tune
0:18:21 > 0:18:27# Night night, veggies Sleep tight, veggies
0:18:27 > 0:18:33# We'll see you again soon #
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