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0:00:03 > 0:00:06There is a place

0:00:06 > 0:00:08Not far from here

0:00:08 > 0:00:11I'm sure you know it

0:00:11 > 0:00:12It's ever so near

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Come down the path

0:00:16 > 0:00:18And you will see

0:00:18 > 0:00:20A little gate

0:00:20 > 0:00:23To Mr Bloom's Nursery!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Hello!

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# This is my allotment

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# There's such a lot to see

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# With my Compostarium

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# There is no place I'd rather be

0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Have you been here before or not?

0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Let me show you what I've got

0:00:39 > 0:00:41# A spade, a fork, my wheelbarrow

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Cabbage, runner beans Tomatoes and a marrow

0:00:43 > 0:00:45# A watering can A trowel, some seeds

0:00:45 > 0:00:48# Radish, lettuce A couple of weeds

0:00:48 > 0:00:51# With my veg and plants

0:00:51 > 0:00:53# I can sing and dance

0:00:53 > 0:00:55# See them sprout Watch them grow

0:00:55 > 0:00:57# Pop along and say hello

0:00:57 > 0:01:00# There's so much They can teach us all

0:01:00 > 0:01:02# We'll laugh and learn We'll have a ball

0:01:02 > 0:01:04# It's such a special place to be

0:01:04 > 0:01:11# In my veggie nursery. #

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Hey, tiddlers! Come and take a seat.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Hello, Mr Bloom.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Hello, Mr Bloom.- Hello, Emily, Daniel and Ruth!

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- It's a lovely day, isn't it, tiddlers?- Yeah.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Shall we take a big sniff of that lovely, fresh air?

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Ah, it's lovely.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Ah, ah, ah, a-chooo!

0:01:40 > 0:01:44- Excuse me.- You sneezed your hat off.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47- I sneezed my hat off, didn't I? - Yeah.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50I'm getting a little spot of hay fever.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52It usually comes around this time of year.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56Some of these flowers are making me sneeze.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57No good for a gardener.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01But I tell you what is good for a gardener...

0:02:01 > 0:02:02ALL: Strawberries!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Strawberries, that's right. Would you like one?

0:02:05 > 0:02:09- Yes, please.- There's one for you, Daniel.- Thank you.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10There's one for you, Ruth.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Before you pop them in your mouths,

0:02:13 > 0:02:16why don't we give them a good sniff?

0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Hmm.- Hmm.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Now, do they smell yucky or yummy? - Yummy.- Yummy.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Let's eat them.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Do they taste as yummy as they smell?

0:02:31 > 0:02:36Would you like to help me plant some more strawberry plants?

0:02:36 > 0:02:40- Yes!- Well, let's go and get their new home ready.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42I'll eat them all.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44I bet you will, Emily.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48This is where we're going to plant our strawberries.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Before we do, we're going to give them a special welcome

0:02:52 > 0:02:56by putting something they love into the soil.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Oh, my word. Have a sniff of that, Emily.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Ugh!

0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Is it a bit stinky?- Yeah.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Ugh, that's disgusting.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- Have a smell of that then, Daniel. Don't get too close.- Ugh.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Ugh. What do you think this is?- Horse poo.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Horse poo, you're right! And it's called manure.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Manure is animal poo, most likely horse poo,

0:03:22 > 0:03:25maybe mixed in with a bit of straw.

0:03:25 > 0:03:30And it might smell whiffy to us, but the strawberry plants, they love it.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33They love it so much that manure to a strawberry plant

0:03:33 > 0:03:36is as lovely as strawberries are for us.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38And it'll really help them grow.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40But there's this poo here.

0:03:40 > 0:03:45This has been maturing in my allotment for over a year!

0:03:45 > 0:03:48And, believe it or not, this is the type of poo

0:03:48 > 0:03:50that the strawberries really like.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Have you all got gloves on?- Yeah.

0:03:53 > 0:03:58That's good because we don't want to be touching this with our hands.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00And next, we'll need some trowels.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Now, is this manure smelly?- No. - No, it's not, is it?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10And make sure you mix it in as well.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14We want it to be all mixed in with the other soil.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17I mix it like a birthday cake.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21Now, we need two big holes.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24We tip them upside down.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26So, if I put him in there,

0:04:26 > 0:04:29can you tiddlers pack the soil in around him?

0:04:29 > 0:04:34- We'll give this one a tickle again. - Can I?- Tickle, tickle.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- That's it.- Tickle!- Tickle, tickle. # Ba-ba ba-ba-bah. #

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Wow! Look at all those roots.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Put this one in here.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Can you push the soil around the side to fill it in?

0:04:45 > 0:04:48We need to give them some water.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50It's our own, personal rain cloud, isn't it?

0:04:50 > 0:04:54So, stand back. Here it comes. Woo.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57# It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring

0:04:57 > 0:05:02# He went to bed and bumped his head And couldn't get up in the morning. #

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Hey, hey. There we go.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08That manure, it might have been really stinky

0:05:08 > 0:05:12but it's going to do the power of good to our strawberry plants.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15All right, Compo. We heard you.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18COMPO GROANS AND GURGLES

0:05:18 > 0:05:22- Guess who's hungry? - Compo!- Come on, it's feeding time.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27# Grass and weeds and leaves from trees

0:05:27 > 0:05:30# Thistles that prickle and petals that tickle

0:05:30 > 0:05:32# Brown stuff, green stuff Sticky stuff, icky stuff

0:05:32 > 0:05:35# Crunchy bits, munchy bits Snappy bits, sappy bits

0:05:35 > 0:05:37# Yesterday's yums Chopping board crumbs

0:05:37 > 0:05:39# It's not fussy what's in its tum

0:05:39 > 0:05:43- # My awesome Compostarium! # - TING!

0:05:43 > 0:05:46ALL: He's full! Hooray!

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Oh, stand back, tiddlers. Here goes Compo.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Oooh.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00He-he.

0:06:20 > 0:06:25- Now, would you tiddlers like to meet the veggies?- Yeah!- Come on then.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- # Meet the veggies - We're the veggies

0:06:28 > 0:06:31# They grow here in my nursery

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- # Meet the veggies - We're the veggies

0:06:34 > 0:06:37# Now who've we got today? Let's see

0:06:37 > 0:06:40- # There's Margaret the cabbage - Peep-oh!

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- # Raymond the squash - I love cuddles, you know

0:06:43 > 0:06:46# And Sebastian's a singing aubergine

0:06:46 > 0:06:48# La-la-la-la mi-mi-mi-mi-mi

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Nice!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- # Meet the veggies - We're the veggies

0:06:52 > 0:06:56# They grow here in my nursery Meet the veggies

0:06:56 > 0:06:58# We're the veggies

0:06:58 > 0:07:01# And that's not all Oh, no, sirree

0:07:01 > 0:07:04- # There's Colin the runner bean - I'm speedy

0:07:04 > 0:07:07# The Wee MacGregors Oh, so cheeky!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09# And I'm a beautiful fennel called Joan

0:07:09 > 0:07:12# Hello, my dear Haven't you grown?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26# Don't forget the onions Potatoes and peas

0:07:26 > 0:07:30# Cos we provide the harmonies

0:07:30 > 0:07:33- # Meet the veggies - We're the veggies

0:07:33 > 0:07:36# Oh, they grow here in my nursery

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- # Meet the veggies - We're the veggies

0:07:39 > 0:07:41# And we love Mr Bloom

0:07:41 > 0:07:43# That's me! #

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Sandwiches are done. Marshmallows are done.

0:07:51 > 0:07:56- Very cheesy...- Right, tiddlers, all dry. Let's go see the veggies.

0:07:58 > 0:08:02- Oh!- Hello, Tiddlers!- Hello!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Hello, everyone.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Hello, Daniel.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Oh, this looks like a nice spread.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13It's our picnic. Do you like having picnics, tiddlers?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Yeah!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- What's your favourite food? - Mine's a cake.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Mine's marshmallow.- Chocolate cake.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Where's all the Strawberry Fizznit? Has it gone already?

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Colin helped himself.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Oh, Colin!

0:08:30 > 0:08:35- Windy bean. (HIC!) - Silly, Colin.- All right, Colin.

0:08:35 > 0:08:40Oh, but there is my special cheese for us all to enjoy.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Oooh.- Yay!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45I hope they're not stinky.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49- Well, that's a good point. - I don't like stinky cheese.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Tiddlers, you might not know this,

0:08:52 > 0:08:55but our squashy friend is a bit of an expert

0:08:55 > 0:08:57when it comes to cheese, aren't you?

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Oh, I don't like to brag,

0:09:00 > 0:09:03but that is me on the cover of Big Cheese magazine.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07Gosh. Look. So it is.

0:09:09 > 0:09:15Eh, I never knew that "Edam is made backwards".

0:09:15 > 0:09:17It's full of things like that.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21I'll go and get my Vintage Framley for the picnic.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25The one on the front of the magazine. You're going to love it!

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Joan, those sandwiches look nice. Which are which?

0:09:31 > 0:09:35Mr Bloom! It's better we don't go rummaging around the sandwiches

0:09:35 > 0:09:37to find out what's in them.

0:09:37 > 0:09:42Good point! We don't want to spread germs, do we?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44- That's me told. - Listen. These are the cheese.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48On the left are the jam, the right are the ham.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52I've put pickle in the middle, cream in between,

0:09:52 > 0:09:55on the right, peanut butter.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57- I'll have jam.- I like peanut butter.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I've got it!

0:09:59 > 0:10:03Hey, Raymond, is this your Vintage Framley cheese?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Yeah.- Ho-ho!

0:10:05 > 0:10:09- Oh, doesn't smell too bad. - Can I smell?- Yeah.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11It doesn't smell of anything at all.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Why don't you have a smell of that?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Can I have a smell? - It doesn't smell of anything.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Why don't you have a look inside?

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Let's see what this cheese is all about.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Raymond, your cheese isn't there.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26Oh, no!

0:10:26 > 0:10:32Oh, oh, maybe it rolled away.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35What do you think we can do about Raymond's special cheese?

0:10:35 > 0:10:37We can go and look for it.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Maybe it's under the table.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Will you help, tiddlers?

0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Yes!- Yes!

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Brilliant! I know - shall we listen for it?

0:10:46 > 0:10:51I'll shout, "Here, cheesey, cheesey cheese,"

0:10:51 > 0:10:55and when it answers, we'll know where it is.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57- Do you think that'll work?- No.

0:10:57 > 0:11:02- Why not?- Cheese can't talk, Raymond.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Oh, dear.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Even big cheese can't.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Silly me!

0:11:08 > 0:11:12He's, he's trying to talk to cheese. Ha-ha.

0:11:12 > 0:11:19- He gets the daftest notions. - I know! Talking food! The very idea.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22How do you think we could find the stinky cheese?

0:11:22 > 0:11:27We can maybe look under the table and all around the room.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Or under that cushion.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33We could use our eyes, couldn't we? What else could we use?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Our nose.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Oh, yes!

0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Oh, oh, oh, we could go on a sniffing hunt.- Oh, yes.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46That's a good idea, Margaret.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Oh, and Compo has got just the thing. Ha-ha.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Compo's Sniff-o-matic.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55How does it work?

0:11:55 > 0:12:00- Wow!- Well, what you have to do is you tell the machine what to sniff out.

0:12:00 > 0:12:05- And then it'll go and find it wherever it is.- Oooh.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09So, all I need to do is to type in Vintage Framley cheese.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11BEEP BEEP BEEP

0:12:11 > 0:12:14- It doesn't seem to know what Vintage Framley cheese is.- Oh.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18So how about we make the smell of the cheese

0:12:18 > 0:12:22- and tell the Sniff-o-matic what it smells like.- Oh, yes.

0:12:22 > 0:12:27It says in the magazine, "It smells a bit like damp wellington boots and

0:12:27 > 0:12:30"a bit like grass cuttings"

0:12:30 > 0:12:33and, well, and if I'm honest, gardeners' socks.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Ha-ha.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37- Eeeeww.- Poo-ey.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Well, why don't we go and find those smells

0:12:40 > 0:12:44and then we'll let the Sniff-on-matic have a whiff,

0:12:44 > 0:12:46- and then it can go and sniff out the cheese.- Yeah!

0:12:46 > 0:12:48All right, come on.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54Oh, that's it, Ruth. Smelly grass clippings. Ha-ha.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Oh, well done, Daniel. A wet welly.

0:13:00 > 0:13:05Oh, Mr Bloom, can we have one of your smelly socks, please?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08OK. Hold your noses.

0:13:08 > 0:13:14- Oh, ooh, ooh.- Oh, nearly. - Arrrgh. Oh!

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- Ha-ha.- Ha-ha.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21I'd hate for you to have to touch my smelly sock.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Here it goes. In it goes.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27Oooh, that's the stuff. Imagine that in a sandwich.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30What we need to do is to give Compo's Sniff-o-matic

0:13:30 > 0:13:35a big whiff of that smelly welly. So hold it out there, Emily.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Let's get a big sniff.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Oooh, ha-ha.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46I think that should be enough. Oh, tiddlers. Oh, it's ready to go.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49All right, everybody. Oh, it's got the scent.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51It's going to do the hunting. Hold on.

0:13:51 > 0:13:56- Wahoo!- Aah.- Ah, ooh. It's found something.

0:13:56 > 0:14:01It's a, um... Oh, Raymond, it's those biscuits you had last week.

0:14:01 > 0:14:06Oh, coming backwards. Hold on, tiddlee-eers!

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Whoa, oh.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Tiddlers, it's coming this way. Hold on tight.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Where's it off to?

0:14:13 > 0:14:18It's OK, it's just those grass cuttings from earlier on.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Coming back. Aaah... Hold on.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22- Aaah!- Aaah!

0:14:26 > 0:14:30Move back, tiddlers. It's wanting to go to Compo.

0:14:30 > 0:14:31- Argh!- Argh!

0:14:31 > 0:14:35Raymond, we've found your cheese!

0:14:35 > 0:14:39- That's it.- My cheese. Would you get it for me, please?

0:14:39 > 0:14:42- That's it, Emily. Bring it over here for Raymond.- Oh.

0:14:42 > 0:14:47- Raymond, look, cheese.- There we go.

0:14:47 > 0:14:52- Thank you, Emily. Thank you, tiddlers.- You're welcome.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55- What are you doing with that? - It's Raymond's cheese.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59- That stinky old thing? I thought it was rubbish.- Ha-ha-ha.

0:14:59 > 0:15:04- That's my Vintage Framley. - That's cheese.- It's cheese?

0:15:04 > 0:15:08It looks like a million-year-old cake. Smells like one too.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12Well, maybe a bit. But not everything that smells bad is bad.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Sometimes stinky things can be good, can't they?

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Yeah!- That's what we found out outside.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- That's what I said. - And you said that earlier.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Can you remember what we were doing?

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- What were we using that was really stinky?- Manure!

0:15:27 > 0:15:31- Manure, that's right. - It makes the strawberries sweet.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35- It helps the strawberries to grow. - Strawberries.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38They'd go well with the picnic!

0:15:38 > 0:15:43- Yeah.- It's picnic time! - Good idea. You tuck in.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47Sit yourselves down there and I'll get the strawberries.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55- Right.- Oh, ha-ha.- Here we go.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58I love a picnic, I do, even if it is indoors.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02Right, let's try some of Raymond's vintage cheese.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Hmm, hmm, oh!

0:16:04 > 0:16:09Oh, Raymond, this Vintage Framley, that's delicious, that is. Hmm-mm.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Oh, yes.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Et voila, you see,

0:16:13 > 0:16:17even the stinkiest stinky has a friend somewhere.

0:16:17 > 0:16:23- For the stinky cheese, it is Raymond.- Ha-ha-ha. Oh, yeah.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26For the stinky manure, it is the strawberries.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28For Mr Bloom's stinky wellies,

0:16:28 > 0:16:31well, we're still looking for a friend for those.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35Oh. Eh, that's enough of you, you cheeky aubergine.

0:16:35 > 0:16:40- And now, my friends, how about a song?- Yeah!

0:16:45 > 0:16:50# We used manure today Poo, what a stinky smell

0:16:50 > 0:16:52# Who'd have thought such pongy stuff

0:16:52 > 0:16:54# Was actually useful as well

0:16:54 > 0:16:59# We helped find Raymond's cheese And that's a job well done

0:16:59 > 0:17:01# So I think we all deserve

0:17:01 > 0:17:03# To sing and dance and have some fun

0:17:03 > 0:17:05# La la-la la-la-la-la

0:17:05 > 0:17:07# La la-la la-la-la

0:17:07 > 0:17:10# La la-la la-la-la-la

0:17:10 > 0:17:12# La-la-la la-la-la

0:17:12 > 0:17:14# La la-la la-la-la-la

0:17:14 > 0:17:17# La la-la la-la-la

0:17:17 > 0:17:19# La la-la la-la-la-la

0:17:19 > 0:17:21# La-la-la la-la-la

0:17:21 > 0:17:23# We've had a busy day

0:17:23 > 0:17:25# How the time flies

0:17:25 > 0:17:29# So now you veggies must be bedded down

0:17:29 > 0:17:32# For the night. #

0:17:32 > 0:17:38Come on, Margaret, Colin, Raymond, Joan and Sebastian.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Eh, settle down you cheeky Wee MacGregors.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42It's time for bed.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43Cuddle.

0:17:45 > 0:17:46Oh, that's nice, Ruth.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50Thank you for helping to find my cheese. Did you enjoy that?

0:17:50 > 0:17:52- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55That's a really nice cuddle. Ooh.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58# Night-night, veggies

0:17:58 > 0:18:00# Sleep tight, veggies

0:18:00 > 0:18:07# And listen to my gentle tune

0:18:07 > 0:18:10# Night-night, veggies

0:18:10 > 0:18:12# Sleep tight, veggies

0:18:12 > 0:18:19# We'll see you again soon. #

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