The Great Squashini

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0:00:03 > 0:00:06There is a place

0:00:06 > 0:00:08Not far from here

0:00:08 > 0:00:11I'm sure you know it

0:00:11 > 0:00:12It's ever so near

0:00:14 > 0:00:15Come down the path

0:00:15 > 0:00:18And you will see

0:00:18 > 0:00:20A little gate

0:00:20 > 0:00:24To Mr Bloom's Nursery!

0:00:24 > 0:00:25Hello!

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# This is my allotment

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# There's such a lot to see

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# With my Compostarium

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# There is no place I'd rather be

0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Have you been here before or not?

0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Let me show you what I've got

0:00:39 > 0:00:41# A spade, a fork and my wheelbarrow

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Cabbage, runner beans Tomatoes and a marrow

0:00:43 > 0:00:45# A watering can A trowel, some seeds

0:00:45 > 0:00:48# Radish, lettuce A couple of weeds

0:00:48 > 0:00:51# With my veg and plants

0:00:51 > 0:00:53# I can sing and dance

0:00:53 > 0:00:55# See them sprout Watch them grow

0:00:55 > 0:00:57# Pop along and say hello

0:00:57 > 0:01:00# There's so much they can teach us all

0:01:00 > 0:01:02# We'll laugh and learn We'll have a ball

0:01:02 > 0:01:04# It's such a special place to be

0:01:04 > 0:01:11# In my veggie nursery. #

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Plant pottus...

0:01:15 > 0:01:17er, carrotorio...

0:01:17 > 0:01:20disappearium!

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Oh.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Er... Um, er...

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Cupcake-us...vanishium!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Er, vanish?

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Oh, Raymond, you look very fancy.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Er, but what are you doing?

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Hello, Margaret. I'm not Raymond.

0:01:37 > 0:01:43I am Raymondo, The Great Squashini, master magician!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46I'm practising my magic for when the tiddlers get here!

0:01:46 > 0:01:51Oh, are you trying to make that cupcake disappear?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Well, yes, but it's not working.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57I'm saying lots of magic words, but nothing is happening.

0:01:57 > 0:02:02- Am I getting them in the wrong order? - Hmmmm, I don't know.

0:02:02 > 0:02:07Ooh! Hang on, isn't that Captain Asparagus over there,

0:02:07 > 0:02:12saving the day and generally being a really super superhero?!

0:02:12 > 0:02:17Ooh! Captain Asparagus?! What? What? Where? Where?

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Ooh!

0:02:18 > 0:02:20NOISY MUNCHING

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Oh, dear, I missed Captain Asparagus.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28He must have rushed off to do some more daring deeds!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31WHOA! Margaret!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33The...the cupcake, it's gone!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Margaret, look! Look!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Oh, wow, I'm brilliant!

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Mmmm, hmmmm...

0:02:41 > 0:02:45COMPO WHIRRS AND TOOTS

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Yay! The tiddlers are here!

0:02:47 > 0:02:51- Are you as excited as I am, Margaret?- Mmm, mmmm!

0:02:51 > 0:02:54HE CHUCKLES

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Ho ho! Hello, tiddlers!

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Oh, I'm sorry to keep you,

0:03:01 > 0:03:05but Compo and I have been busy this morning.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Hey! Fantastic!

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Well, er, what's your names?

0:03:10 > 0:03:14It's Charlotte, we've got Zamri and we've got Elizabeth.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Oh, it's nice to see you three.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18And, hey, can you tell me something?

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Can you tell me why I might have all these cardboard tubes?

0:03:22 > 0:03:26- So you can recycle them. - Wow. Well, I am recycling them.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30They've all been used, and now I've got them in my nursery,

0:03:30 > 0:03:33but what might I use them for?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Could I be using them as special containers for,

0:03:36 > 0:03:40perhaps storing my favourite seeds in?

0:03:40 > 0:03:43I could put them in there, and keep them all safe.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Would that work?

0:03:44 > 0:03:48- No, they've gone on the floor! - The seeds are on the floor.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51They're not good for that. How about this?

0:03:51 > 0:03:55I could use them as gloves. Put them on my fingers, like this.

0:03:55 > 0:04:00When I need gloves, I'll get some of these. Woo-hoo-hoo!

0:04:00 > 0:04:04- No.- And then I could use this for my... Ooh! Oh, dear.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- I can't pick anything up in those, can I?- No.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08So...

0:04:08 > 0:04:11would you like to see how I use these tubes?

0:04:11 > 0:04:12- ALL:- Yeah!

0:04:12 > 0:04:15I was hoping you'd say that. Come on.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24All right, then, tiddlers.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Let's have a look at my prized carrots. Mmm.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29They're growing in this bed.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Carrots, when they're growing down,

0:04:32 > 0:04:36like to push into the ground without bumping into anything.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40If they do bump into things, they can grow into funny shapes.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Look at these funny carrots!

0:04:43 > 0:04:47- It's gone twirly-whirly. - It's gone all twirly-whirly!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49He's crossed his legs.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52To make sure that my juicy crop of carrots is safe,

0:04:52 > 0:04:56I use these cardboard tubes and I fill it full of compost

0:04:56 > 0:05:02so that means that the carrot can grow freely down into the ground

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- without bumping into anything. - Is it like a knight's shield?

0:05:06 > 0:05:10That's right. It's like a shield, a shield for the carrots.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13But there's an even better trick.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17- This carrot is almost fully grown. Shall we pull it up?- Yeah!

0:05:17 > 0:05:19But be careful. Pull it slowly.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23- OK. We'll pull it slowly. - So it doesn't break.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Yeah, we don't want it to break.- No.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Here it comes.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31Hey! Here it is.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Look! Can you see the cardboard tube?

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Wow! Look what's happened, tiddlers.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39What do you think has happened to the tube?

0:05:39 > 0:05:42It came off the carrot.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46This is all we've got left of the cardboard tube!

0:05:46 > 0:05:51It's all gone. Where do you think that cardboard tube has gone?

0:05:51 > 0:05:52- In the mud.- Right.

0:05:52 > 0:05:57Because the cardboard tube has been in the ground for a good while,

0:05:57 > 0:06:00it's started to rot away and decompose.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04This is what's left. All the goodness in a cardboard tube

0:06:04 > 0:06:10gets returned to the ground and that's how nature recycles itself.

0:06:12 > 0:06:18In fact, it's like a magic disappearing trick. Ta-da!

0:06:18 > 0:06:23Ooh, Mr Bloom and the tiddlers are talking about magic.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26I can't wait for them to come, then I can show them

0:06:26 > 0:06:28my magic disappearing trick.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30No time to hang about.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Guess who's hungry?

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- TIDDLERS: Compo! - Compo, that's right!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Come on, it's feeding time.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43# Grass and weeds And leaves on trees

0:06:43 > 0:06:46# Thistles that prickle And petals that tickle

0:06:46 > 0:06:48# Brown stuff, green stuff Sticky stuff, icky stuff

0:06:48 > 0:06:51# Crunchy bits, munchy bits Snappy bits, sappy bits

0:06:51 > 0:06:53# Yesterday's yums Chopping board crumbs

0:06:53 > 0:06:55# It's not fussy what's in its tum

0:06:55 > 0:06:59# My awesome compostarium. #

0:06:59 > 0:07:03TIDDLERS: It's full!

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Watch out, tiddlers. Here goes Compo.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40- Are we ready to go and meet the veggies?- Yeah!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Yeah!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44- # Meet the veggies - We're the veggies

0:07:44 > 0:07:47# They grow here in my nursery

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- # Meet the veggies - We're the veggies

0:07:50 > 0:07:53# Now who've we got today? Let's see

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- # There's Margaret the cabbage - Peep-o

0:07:56 > 0:07:59- # Raymond the squash - I love cuddles, you know

0:07:59 > 0:08:01# And Sebastian's a singing aubergine

0:08:01 > 0:08:04# La-la-la-la mi-mi-mi-mi-mi... #

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Nice.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07# Meet the veggies

0:08:07 > 0:08:08# We're the veggies

0:08:08 > 0:08:11# They grow here in my nursery

0:08:11 > 0:08:12# Meet the veggies

0:08:12 > 0:08:14# We're the veggies

0:08:14 > 0:08:17# And that's not all Oh, no, siree

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- # There's Colin the runner bean - I'm speedy.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22# The Wee MacGregors are so cheeky

0:08:22 > 0:08:25# And I'm a beautiful fennel called Joan.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28# Hello, my dear Haven't you grown?!

0:08:39 > 0:08:42# Don't forget the onions Potatoes and peas

0:08:42 > 0:08:46# Cos we provide the harmonies

0:08:46 > 0:08:49- # Meet the veggies - We're the veggies

0:08:49 > 0:08:52# They grow here in my nursery

0:08:52 > 0:08:53# Meet the veggies

0:08:53 > 0:08:55# We're the veggies

0:08:55 > 0:08:57# And we love Mr Bloom

0:08:57 > 0:08:59# That's me. #

0:09:02 > 0:09:06Hello, Mr Bloom. Hello, tiddlers.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08ALL: Hello, Raymond!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Ooh, ooh, ooh. I'm not Raymond.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16I am...Raymondo, The Great Squashini,

0:09:16 > 0:09:20the amazing magician!

0:09:20 > 0:09:24- That sounds impressive!- And I'm The Great Squashini's assistant.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28- Do you like my sparkly costume, tiddlers?- Yeah.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30And for your amazement,

0:09:30 > 0:09:35I'm going to make my glamorous assistant Joan disappear.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Hey, a disappearing trick.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41That sounds impressive.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Look, tiddlers. It's the Wee MacGregors.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Hello!- Do you think they'll help

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- with the magic disappearing trick?- Yeah.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54They're helping me rehearse. I'm starting small.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56So, if I can make them all disappear

0:09:56 > 0:10:00then getting Joan to vanish should be easy.

0:10:01 > 0:10:06Step into my magic cabinet and I shall make you disappear!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Shiver me shallots, Raymond.

0:10:10 > 0:10:15This is going to be some trick if you can pull it off.

0:10:15 > 0:10:16BEEP BEEP

0:10:16 > 0:10:21Compo's calling. Raymond, we'll leave you to rehearse.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Come on, tiddlers. Let's go see what he wants.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Look at those cheeky Wee MacGregors.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31They won't stand still long enough to be magically vanished.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34I think you're right, Tom.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Ooh, what have we got here?!

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Modelling clay and some stickers.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Some modelling clay and stickers.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45- What do you think we can do with this?- Make a magic wand!

0:10:45 > 0:10:49We could make a magic wand to help Raymond with his trick!

0:10:49 > 0:10:55- Yeah. How can you do a magic trick without a magic wand?- Exactly.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59All right then. Grab those bits and bobs, tiddlers. That's it.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Move along to the back. No, no, no. Move in a bit more.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07Can you break it into two balls?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Take a blob and pop it on the end of your wand.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Careful, careful.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Let's get stickering.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28Shall we go and show Raymond our wands?

0:11:28 > 0:11:30ALL: Yes!

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Come on, then.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Oh, no, no.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35Lovely.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Look at all those wands!

0:11:38 > 0:11:42- They're brilliant. - How are you getting on, Raymond?

0:11:42 > 0:11:46Well, not very well. I don't really know how to do the trick.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48The magic words aren't working.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52Look, the Wee MacGregors are still there.

0:11:52 > 0:11:59Oooh, but you've all got magic wands, maybe they'll do the trick!

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Magic wands are fun,

0:12:01 > 0:12:06- but they don't really make things disappear, do they?- No.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08What's that?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Hang on a minute.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Hey, Zamri, I can see you from here.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Can you see me?- Yeah.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Hello!- Hello.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21There's a secret curtain.

0:12:21 > 0:12:22That's right.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25There's a secret curtain here, Elizabeth.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28I know what to do.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32When Joan's inside the box and Raymond closes that curtain

0:12:32 > 0:12:36and says, abracadabra, Joan can just come out of the secret curtain.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38- At the back?!- Yeah.

0:12:38 > 0:12:43- Brilliant. Shall we see if the Wee MacGregors can come out now?- Yeah.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47Wee MacGregors, come on out!

0:12:47 > 0:12:49There they are.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Ooh, how clever!

0:12:54 > 0:12:57So, Joan can sneak out the back

0:12:57 > 0:13:00and it would look like she'd disappeared!

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Oh, thanks, tiddlers!

0:13:02 > 0:13:07- Ooh, I think I'm ready to start the show now!- Right!

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Tiddlers and vegetables,

0:13:14 > 0:13:18welcome to Raymondo The Great Squashini's magic show!

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Where, before your very eyes,

0:13:21 > 0:13:25he will make his glamorous assistant Joan disappear!

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Yay!

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Ha, ha, ha!

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Compo, could you dim the lights and make

0:13:32 > 0:13:35some of that magical cloudy stuff, please?

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Ooh!

0:13:42 > 0:13:46Oh, magic bean, magic bean!

0:13:46 > 0:13:51Remember, tiddlers, when Raymondo The Great Squashini says

0:13:51 > 0:13:55his magic words, you need to wave your magic wands

0:13:55 > 0:13:57as magically as you can.

0:13:57 > 0:14:04Ladies and gentlemen and veggies, this is my mysterious magic cabinet!

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Whoo!

0:14:06 > 0:14:11Oh, er, I will now ask my glamorous assistant, Joan,

0:14:11 > 0:14:15- to step inside carefully. - I am stepping inside carefully.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21Look at me go! Charlotte, my glamorous assistant,

0:14:21 > 0:14:24could you possibly put the curtain down?

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Oh, yeah!

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Ooh, ooh! It's very dark in here!

0:14:32 > 0:14:36Do not worry, my sparkly fennel friend!

0:14:37 > 0:14:43- Tiddlers, when I say the magic words, you will wave your magic wands!- Wow!

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Time for the grand finale!

0:14:45 > 0:14:51Wheelbarrow-um, watering can-as, vanish-onium!

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Ooh, ooh! That was a bright light, Compo!

0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Oh!- Ladies and gentlemen, I will now reveal

0:15:03 > 0:15:07that Joan has completely disappeared!

0:15:07 > 0:15:12Ooh, Charlotte, could you open the curtain for me, please?

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Joan's turned into Sebastian!

0:15:18 > 0:15:22Who... I mean, ta-dah!

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Voila! C'est magique!

0:15:26 > 0:15:30- Wahey!- Joan's an aubergine!

0:15:32 > 0:15:34But where's Joan got to?

0:15:34 > 0:15:38Maybe Joan might have turned into Sebastian by Raymond.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Joan is an aubergine! Ha, ha!

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Know what? I think your wands really must be magic.

0:15:43 > 0:15:48I didn't think Joan was going to change into Sebastian!

0:15:48 > 0:15:52- I only wanted her to disappear! - Oh! Raymond, calm down.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55These tiddlers can explain where Joan's got to.

0:15:55 > 0:16:02- Really?- She went through the magic curtain. She's behind the box.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Ha, ha, swapped places bean!

0:16:04 > 0:16:05- There she is!- Oui, oui!

0:16:05 > 0:16:09We thought it would be the perfect way to play a trick

0:16:09 > 0:16:11on ze Great Squashini!

0:16:11 > 0:16:13There you are, Joan!

0:16:13 > 0:16:18For a moment, I thought I really had turned you into Sebastian!

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Hey, don't you worry, Raymond.

0:16:21 > 0:16:25I don't think anybody could ever replace Joan, do you? No.

0:16:25 > 0:16:32Also, I think perhaps I look better in my sparkly outfit, no?

0:16:32 > 0:16:37No. OK, maybe I sing a song!

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Yes, please, Sebastian!

0:16:40 > 0:16:45# We used some cardboard shoots to help carrots grow straight

0:16:45 > 0:16:50# The tubes, they decompose and disappear, they're really great

0:16:50 > 0:16:55# Raymond did a clever trick What a magician

0:16:55 > 0:16:59# So I think we all deserve to sing and dance and have some fun

0:16:59 > 0:17:01# La, la, la, la, la, la, la

0:17:01 > 0:17:03# La, la, la, la, la, la

0:17:03 > 0:17:06# La, la, la, la, la, la, la

0:17:06 > 0:17:07# La, la, la, la, la, la

0:17:09 > 0:17:10# La, la, la, la, la, la, la

0:17:10 > 0:17:12# La, la, la, la, la, la

0:17:12 > 0:17:14# La, la, la, la, la, la, la

0:17:14 > 0:17:17# La, la, la, la, la, la

0:17:17 > 0:17:19# We've had a busy day

0:17:19 > 0:17:21# How the time flies

0:17:21 > 0:17:27# So now you veggies must be bedded down for the night... #

0:17:27 > 0:17:32Come on, Margaret, Colin, Raymond, Joan and Sebastian.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36Eh, settle down, you cheeky Wee MacGregors.

0:17:36 > 0:17:41- It's time for bed. - You did really well.- Oh, thank you.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44I did it with your help.

0:17:44 > 0:17:45Yawn! Night, night.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48Goodbye!

0:17:48 > 0:17:51- Thank you!- Night, night, Colin.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53# Night, night, veggies

0:17:54 > 0:17:56# Sleep tight, veggies

0:17:56 > 0:18:02# And listen to my gentle tune

0:18:02 > 0:18:05# Night, night, veggies

0:18:05 > 0:18:07# Sleep tight, veggies

0:18:07 > 0:18:13# We'll see you again soon. #

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