Born to Be Wild

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Born to be wild

0:00:03 > 0:00:07# Born to be wild

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Born to be wild... #

0:00:10 > 0:00:15- Can't...move...my neck.- Sorry, I always layer when I'm nervous.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18You know, we have been to the movies on our own before.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Yes, but not to the late show.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22- Can we go?- Wait! Take some money.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Just for emergencies.

0:00:24 > 0:00:25And call when you get there.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28And then at twenty minute intervals.

0:00:28 > 0:00:32Don't be silly. Every half hour's fine.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Are you that guy off the telly?

0:00:36 > 0:00:40Yes... but I sign my autographs "Hadley". It's shorter.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42We don't want your autograph.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44- We want your wallet.- Excuse me?!

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Hey, get off me.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48- Get off him!- Help! Help!

0:00:48 > 0:00:53OK, I'm about to put the smack down on somebody in here so beat it!

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Don't make me remove my earrings!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00That's right ladies, you made the right decision.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03You don't wanna make me angry!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06- Did they take anything? - You OK, bro?- No, I'm fine.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Did they hurt you? - You heard him, he's fine.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11He's the bad boy of rock, aren't you, H?

0:01:13 > 0:01:15See.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Has anyone seen Hadley this morning?

0:01:48 > 0:01:50He was pretty shaken up last night.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Good morning, everyone!

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Mmm, these pain au chocolat

0:01:57 > 0:01:59are so good!

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Sometimes there's too much pain and not enough au chocolat. But these...

0:02:03 > 0:02:04major yummers.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06So, how are you feeling, bro?

0:02:06 > 0:02:08How do you think I'm feeling?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Fantastic!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16OK, was that weird enough for everyone?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19I know... What was he wearing?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21It can't be healthy, bottling it up like that.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Yeah, someone should talk to him... Isaac.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Tell me about it. I'll get Martha.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41- You wanna talk?- No.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50OK, yeah.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54What if you knew someone and something really scary

0:02:54 > 0:02:56was going on with him...or someone.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58And now he...

0:02:58 > 0:02:59or she...

0:02:59 > 0:03:02won't talk about it and now he...

0:03:02 > 0:03:04or someone...

0:03:04 > 0:03:06is acting really nutso?

0:03:06 > 0:03:10Man, this thing is really powerful.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13This someone... are you like a brother to them?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Yes. Or... like a sister.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22I saw you, Toyah.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26- Sorry, just dropped my pen.- You were trying to ignore me, weren't you?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Yeah. - Check out the Pop Snitch website.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Ever heard of "please"? - Ever heard of unemployment?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Who reads this stuff?

0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Ooh... Pop Snitch! - Of course she does.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41As you'll see I'm one of the two finalists

0:03:41 > 0:03:42for the Teen Style-Queen Award.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45They're announcing the winner live on my show

0:03:45 > 0:03:48so I want you band types to perform a winning anthem.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49SHE SCREAMS

0:03:50 > 0:03:54I'm in the final for Teen Style-Queen!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57- You don't actually think you're going to beat me, do you?- Duh!

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Aww... you're so cute when you're delusional. Laters!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Is everything all right, honey.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Yes, Mom. It's no biggie, I mean, I just need your advice.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11About bottling stuff up. It's not healthy, right?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Dr Abigail has one whole chapter on bottling up

0:04:14 > 0:04:18instead of emotional recycling. Here. This'll help.

0:04:18 > 0:04:23Turn to chapter Nine. I've dreamt about this day,

0:04:23 > 0:04:25handing Dr A from Mother to...

0:04:25 > 0:04:29well, I did think it would be Aretha, but hey!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Woo-woo!

0:04:31 > 0:04:35Seems to me this person is riding the feelings express.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Hop aboard... I'll show you.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41Only if I get to blow the whistle. Woo-woo!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45First stop is denial.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Next stop Sadness - We won't be stopping there yet.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51- Then comes anger, then... - Whoa, Miss Japanese bullet train!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Konichiwa?!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55How do I get them out of denial?

0:04:58 > 0:05:02You have to convince them to face up to what happened.

0:05:04 > 0:05:09You're telling me people actually win awards for wearing clothes?

0:05:09 > 0:05:12I get dressed every day, maybe I should go for a Grammy.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Welcome to the Pointless Awards

0:05:18 > 0:05:20For celebrities desperate to be adored

0:05:20 > 0:05:23These awards really are something

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Given for achieving absolutely nothing

0:05:28 > 0:05:29# First award to Beyonce

0:05:29 > 0:05:32# For brushing her teeth twice a day

0:05:32 > 0:05:34# Britney wins this special cup

0:05:34 > 0:05:37# For simply knowing which way is up

0:05:37 > 0:05:39# Posh and Becks don't go without

0:05:39 > 0:05:41# Recognition for breathing in and out

0:05:41 > 0:05:43# This one makes me really proud

0:05:43 > 0:05:45# A glittering gong for Girls Aloud

0:05:45 > 0:05:47# Put this on your shelf at home

0:05:47 > 0:05:50# Cos you can use the toilet on your own

0:05:52 > 0:05:54# Could we be any more shallow?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56# Or have a worldview any more narrow?

0:05:56 > 0:05:59# All around the world's in a mess

0:05:59 > 0:06:02# But have an award for being well dressed. #

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Don't you get it? The winner becomes a style icon for her generation.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07And that's just for no name wannabees.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Imagine if the winner was someone with actual talent...

0:06:11 > 0:06:12..like me.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Hey honey.

0:06:28 > 0:06:34People send us free stuff all the time.

0:06:38 > 0:06:43Don't get excited, honey, we're giving it all to charity.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47I'm sorry baby, you know the rules.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49You have to work for what you want.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52You don't get anything for free.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Don't take me on because you know you will not win.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02And no touching these skates.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Don't think I won't know.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Imagine how much cooler they'll be when you buy your own pair!

0:07:15 > 0:07:19Maybe the others would pay you to do some chores.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Yeah.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Hey... I thought you said we were going to the Museum

0:07:28 > 0:07:30of Rock Guitar and Rock Ukulele.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Gotta come clean with you... such a museum doesn't exist.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35I knew it sounded too good to be true.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Dude, you gotta get back on the horse and face the music.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39We're going in.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42- This is stupid. I'm not going in.- Fine.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Stay in denial.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48- I'm not in denial.- That's exactly what someone in denial would say.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Look, there's this train...

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Woo-woo.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55I'm just trying to help.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58All right, what does this jacket say?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Bad boy of... Rick?

0:08:00 > 0:08:04Rock. It's rock, there's a couple of studs missing.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05I'm not crying into my coco pops

0:08:05 > 0:08:09about what happened last night, cos I'm "not bovvered".

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Right! I'll show you I'm not in denial.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23See? It's just the movies.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26- Hadley!- Just take it. Take it!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36# Don't feel like a rock star

0:08:36 > 0:08:38# It's come as a shock

0:08:40 > 0:08:43# Turns out I'm not bad

0:08:43 > 0:08:47# Turns out I don't rock

0:08:48 > 0:08:51# If I was bad I'd be out every night

0:08:51 > 0:08:54# But my Dad tucks me in and turns out my light

0:08:54 > 0:08:57# If I could rock I'd be up for a fight

0:08:57 > 0:09:04# But I say please and thank you and I'm very polite

0:09:04 > 0:09:05# The bad boy of rock

0:09:05 > 0:09:07# Is no more

0:09:07 > 0:09:11# If he ever really existed at all

0:09:11 > 0:09:12# The bad boy is broken

0:09:12 > 0:09:14# And can't be mended

0:09:14 > 0:09:19# I'm gonna 'jack-et' in... no pun intended

0:09:21 > 0:09:23# I'm not bad

0:09:23 > 0:09:26# The stench of cowardice lingers

0:09:27 > 0:09:29# I don't rock

0:09:29 > 0:09:33# These studs are really hurting my fingers. #

0:09:33 > 0:09:34Ow!

0:09:37 > 0:09:41OK, now take all of these bags to the charity van outside.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Hey, you want my money, you have to earn it.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Hadley! Hadley!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Hadley!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Extreme cleaning?

0:09:59 > 0:10:03- Why didn't you call me?- The old me is on its way to the charity shop.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05The tired, old me.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09And no-one wants a tired old Teen Style-Queen.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24Agree your price before you start the job, what can I say?

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Oh, Mom, can I get my hands on my closet budget.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29You don't have a closet budget.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32What you have is a twenty pound allowance.

0:10:35 > 0:10:36OK!

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Twenty pounds isn't gonna buy me anything, so...

0:10:39 > 0:10:42can I get hold of my next three years allowance?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44I have nothing to wear.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Why don't you do what I do with old clothes - re-accessorise.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50And that's why you're not nominated.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55- What?! No! My clothes!- Freeze!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Right now, your priority is the rehearsal.

0:10:58 > 0:11:04You can go to the charity shop and buy them all back afterwards.

0:11:04 > 0:11:05With twenty pounds?

0:11:13 > 0:11:14Hadley...

0:11:15 > 0:11:18H man, I've been calling you.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22You can't trash this.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24You love this jacket.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26With Rehearsal in five, guys!

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Tell Dad I'm not coming.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Rocking out is what you do.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34You can't let what happened get to you. You're the bad boy of rock.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36No I'm not. I'm just a boy.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Well, you'll need a smaller jacket if that's your new name.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50# Born to be wild

0:11:54 > 0:11:57# Born... Born to be wild

0:11:59 > 0:12:01You're drowning his vocals, Isaac!

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Look, can we take five?

0:12:05 > 0:12:08- Or better still, thirty? - We don't need a break.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Isaac, you just need to take the tempo down a little.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13No, the tempo's right. I'm the one that's wrong.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Oh, Hadley come on.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19Hadley, my clothes are getting charity shop smell all over them,

0:12:19 > 0:12:23so can you man up and stop letting what happened get to you!

0:12:23 > 0:12:25- What d'you mean, "what happened"? - Nothing!

0:12:26 > 0:12:30- Is this the thing you said Hadley was in denial about?- You told mum?!

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Not about the mugging. PARENTS: The what?!

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Isaac! You said this was no biggie.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39- This is a biggie. Are you all right, baby?- Yes, I'm fine.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Will everyone just stop asking. - Why didn't you say something?

0:12:42 > 0:12:45We thought you might go, y'know, a bit parental.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48- I'm calling the police.- No! - And we were right.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52- Anyway, I showed those girls what time it was.- Girls? Mugged you?

0:12:52 > 0:12:58Well, yes, girls can be just as big and intimidating as boys.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02Sometimes more, even. So I don't want you feeling ashamed, Hadley.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05OK, what part of that was supposed to not make me feel ashamed?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08You know what? I can't do this.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10I'm out of here.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Yes, OK, take a break for a while.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15No, I mean this.

0:13:15 > 0:13:16I'm quitting the band.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Trust me sweetie, these clothes are fabulous.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Were fabulous. This one... Rhianna, MTV awards.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31This one... Victoria Beckham. Paris Fashion Week.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33She's old enough to be my mother.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Well, maybe not that old.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38But how am I expected to win the Teen Style Queen Award

0:13:38 > 0:13:40looking like celebrity land fill?

0:13:40 > 0:13:43- What if we went shopping?- I don't want what everyone else is wearing.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46I want edgy one-offs from up and coming designers.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50Darling, no designer will work with you after you bit Sebastian.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53I can't lose against Aretha of all people, mother.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Or maybe I should have to lose the producer.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Maybe the producer can't wait to be put out of her misery.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00All right, I'll see what I can do.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04Thanks. You're the best mummy slash producer

0:14:04 > 0:14:06slash Personal Manager in the whole wide world.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12I don't care how many stitches you needed Sebastian...Hello?

0:14:20 > 0:14:23OK then... if you're out, I'm out.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Don't be stupid.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28No, no. I don't want to be in this thing without you.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34You know what you need?

0:14:34 > 0:14:38- A Man Break.- Yeah. What?

0:14:39 > 0:14:43Sometimes us guys, we just need to take off,

0:14:43 > 0:14:47cut out all the background noise and get in touch with our inner dude.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52I have reputation. People assume I buy new.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Some of the best clothes are in charity shops.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57See this entire outfit? Seven pounds.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58- I spend that on gum.- Hey!

0:14:58 > 0:15:01We've got more of those 1940s blouses coming in next week.

0:15:01 > 0:15:06- Nooo.- Hello! Can we fast-forward back to the future and me?

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Some of my sister's clothes were brought in here

0:15:08 > 0:15:11earlier by accident and she needs them back.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12About six black bin liners?

0:15:12 > 0:15:16Lot's of bling and man made fibres.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Oh, yes. Sorry, you can't have them back.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Oh, we've got money.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22That's really kind of you,

0:15:22 > 0:15:24but I don't have your clothes.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- They've been sold.- What? My babies.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31Yes, to some really rude woman obsessing about them.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34How are you going to run for Teen-Style Queen with no clothes?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Oh, no!

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Technically I didn't buy anything, so...

0:15:39 > 0:15:42What about my money?

0:15:45 > 0:15:50Where am I gonna get hold of some hot clothes now?! Mom, d'you mind?

0:15:50 > 0:15:51I'm trying to figure this out.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54I still have a trunk of fabulous clothes

0:15:54 > 0:15:57from my old Random Emotion days.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59I looked pretty good back then.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03Can we relive your past another time, I'm in crisis here.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Actually, fashion does have a cyclical nature.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Trends have a tendency to peak at twenty year intervals.

0:16:09 > 0:16:14Yeah. You know, if you cover the head...

0:16:14 > 0:16:16and the arms...and the legs,

0:16:16 > 0:16:19that could be Beyonce!

0:16:23 > 0:16:24This is great, isn't it.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Just you and me.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Guys, might need a hand here.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32And Dad. I thought you said it was just going to be us two.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Don't be too hard on him. He's just trying to help.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Yeah, well the more he tries the worse I feel.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39I don't need a babysitter.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42So what do we do for food in the woods, anyway?

0:16:42 > 0:16:46We could contact our inner Neanderthaland bring down a rabbit?

0:16:46 > 0:16:48I'll see if Dominos deliver.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52- No Signal.- OK, who's got matches?

0:16:52 > 0:16:55We don't have matches. We have a lighting flint.

0:16:55 > 0:17:00We're gonna make a fire the way people have made fire for millennia.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05These people? Did they go cold and hungry?

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Maybe I've got the instruction manual?

0:17:17 > 0:17:20- Hey, way to go, H! - It's all in the wrist.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21It's like... playing guitar.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24All hail the fire-bringer.

0:17:24 > 0:17:25Yeah, we would have frozen for sure.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28All right guys, you're obviously trying to big me up.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33I didn't say to stop.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Anyway, I've got to go and pee.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Where am I supposed to go round here?

0:17:38 > 0:17:42Look around H, you don't need a hall pass.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44What? In there? But... there are insects there!

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Flying insects!

0:17:48 > 0:17:50I'll just cross my legs.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Aaah, gotta pee!

0:18:19 > 0:18:22And no touching these skates.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31BUZZING

0:18:43 > 0:18:44I hope he's OK in there.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47He breaks out in hives just going in the garden.

0:18:47 > 0:18:48He'll be fine.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50You're a good brother, Isaac...

0:18:50 > 0:18:52..bringing him out here to big him up.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Well, he needed it - must be pretty embarrassing,

0:18:55 > 0:18:58the bad boy of rock being beaten up by girls...

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- but we can't let him know that. - Too late.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09How rude of Aretha to keep Pop Snitch waiting like this.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Sorry I'm late...

0:19:14 > 0:19:19Hey, Aretha. I like your style... fashionably late.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21No! She's just late.

0:19:21 > 0:19:26- You're thinking I'll unveil my outfit on the day, am I right?- Uh...

0:19:26 > 0:19:29No, she wasn't! Were you?

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Can you believe it! She was wearing my cast-offs

0:19:33 > 0:19:36which shouldn't have even been cast off in the first place!

0:19:36 > 0:19:39So that rude woman who bought all your clothes must have been Jill.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50My clothes. I knew it!

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Er... Step away from the couture.

0:19:55 > 0:19:56Do you know where these came from?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58An up and coming designer mummy found.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Uh... Yes, that's right. Very exclusive.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Otherwise known as the local charity shop.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04These are all Aretha's old clothes.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Hardly, darling. If these clothes could talk they'd say, "Help!

0:20:07 > 0:20:11"Please don't let me be worn by Aretha." Isn't that right, Mummy?

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Oh, yeah? Well, check in the pocket of that jacket

0:20:14 > 0:20:16- and you'll find my earring.- No!

0:20:16 > 0:20:21- Euw!- Oops. The other pocket. Ha! Now hand my clothes back.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25Sorry. I'm keeping them. After I have them steam cleaned of course.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27So you're happy to win a style contest

0:20:27 > 0:20:30wearing your opponent's clothes? Have you no integrity?

0:20:30 > 0:20:32People don't care about how you win.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34You should know, you won fame in a raffle.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Oh, good one, darling. Oh, no. Sorry... Still angry.

0:20:37 > 0:20:41There's no way I'm letting her get away with this.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48Martha!

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Hey, here come my boys.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54It must be broken.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02That was a disaster, and it's getting worse by the minute.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04What does Dr Abigail say on the subject?

0:21:04 > 0:21:08Oh, plenty. She just... hasn't written the book yet.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Look, I think we need to sit down and talk about this.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17I'd like to start this Family Meeting

0:21:17 > 0:21:21by forming a circle to represent the bond of familial love

0:21:21 > 0:21:24that can never be broken.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28Aretha, that means you too.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30And while we're at it. Martha,

0:21:30 > 0:21:33what did I tell you about the charity gifts?

0:21:37 > 0:21:40There will be punishment!

0:21:40 > 0:21:44Now where was I? Oh, yes - familial love.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Aretha.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Hadley?

0:21:55 > 0:21:56OK.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03H... I'm sorry, OK.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06It's all right, it wasn't your fault, Isaac.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Thanks, man.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13It was yours!

0:22:13 > 0:22:18You keep us in this bubble, fuss over us,

0:22:18 > 0:22:21and when you do let us out every 15 years we can't cope.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Ok... we need to talk about this.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28Talk? Talk doesn't stop you being beaten up by girls!

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Family time is a joke!

0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Oh, no he didn't. - He most certainly did.

0:22:33 > 0:22:37H! You got attacked and that was bad.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40But do not take it out on people who don't want to hurt you.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Hey! He hadn't finished.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Well, he has now. - Haven't you out-grown swings?

0:23:28 > 0:23:32I actually I saw a five-year-old girl on the slide over there.

0:23:32 > 0:23:36Why don't you go and rough her up a bit? Feel like a real man?

0:23:53 > 0:23:54Thanks!

0:23:54 > 0:23:56No problem.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58And now if you don't mind, I think I'm going to faint.

0:24:01 > 0:24:05Oh...maybe not.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Oh, Aretha, you are so predictable.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Beyonce.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Sorry to steal your look again, sweetie,

0:24:28 > 0:24:30but all's fair in love and wardrobe.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35- Relax.- Yes?

0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Sorry, that's all I've got.- Toyah!

0:24:37 > 0:24:41I'm about to get whooped by my own clothes, and be totally humiliated.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43And that spot still hasn't gone.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Sorry, I thought we were doing a list.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47No!

0:24:51 > 0:24:55Thought about it for two seconds and decided I don't do cast-offs.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58You can have them.

0:25:00 > 0:25:04Amazing what you can do with Shalondra's old photo album

0:25:04 > 0:25:06and advanced photo manipulation software.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Hello.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16Hope you are enjoying Annabelle's dressing room.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20It has a lot of style...for a teen.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24OK, look. Give Annabelle this Teen Style-Queen award

0:25:24 > 0:25:26and you can be our next Fashion reporter.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31Oh, er, hi, Aretha. Just wishing everyone luck.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Fashion editor - final offer.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37I guess soon we'll know who the winner is.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Hey.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Nice. Vintage, Aretha?

0:25:44 > 0:25:48I thought why change my look when this is what got me nominated.

0:25:48 > 0:25:52But just wait until you see my little Teen Style...

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Dan-ahhh!

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Oh, Annabelle! You look...

0:26:00 > 0:26:02What?

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Sorry, I'm just remembered a joke.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Oh... You're a style queen all right.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13What? It's the height of fashion!

0:26:13 > 0:26:14Beyonce wore it.

0:26:14 > 0:26:18I'm only gonna say this once so listen carefully...

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Ouch.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42# Born to be wild

0:26:46 > 0:26:49# Born to be wild

0:26:53 > 0:26:54# Get your motor running

0:26:56 > 0:26:59# Head out on the highway

0:27:00 > 0:27:01# Looking for adventure

0:27:03 > 0:27:06# And whatever comes our way

0:27:07 > 0:27:10# Yeah, darling go make it happen

0:27:10 > 0:27:14# Take the world in a love embrace

0:27:14 > 0:27:17# Fire all your guns at once

0:27:17 > 0:27:20# And explode into space

0:27:20 > 0:27:23# Like a true nature's child

0:27:23 > 0:27:26# We were born to be wild

0:27:26 > 0:27:34# We can climb so high I never die...

0:27:34 > 0:27:38# Born to be wild! #

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