0:00:00 > 0:00:02# And if the man can't dance
0:00:02 > 0:00:04# He gets no second chance
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# And if the man can't dance
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# He gets no second chance
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# And if the man can't dance
0:00:13 > 0:00:14# He gets no second chance. #
0:00:17 > 0:00:23One more time! Give it up for the totally wicked We're In Perfect Harmony! Yay!
0:00:23 > 0:00:27- Will that do?- Lovely, darling. I believed every word. - We're done with the dress rehearsal.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30You guys can crawl back into the barrel they scraped you from.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Mummy, about this special guest...
0:00:32 > 0:00:35No, no, no, no! I won't have it.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- He's not on the show! - DOOR SLAMS
0:00:39 > 0:00:41- Please! - DOOR SHUTS
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Um, Annabelle, I assume that means we're finished here and can get changed now.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50If you must insist on having a life then, yes.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53You ready for football, Hadley?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Oh, yes!- Me too!
0:00:55 > 0:00:59BOTH: # Oh when the Blues Come marching in
0:00:59 > 0:01:00# Oh, when the Blues... #
0:01:00 > 0:01:02What d'you think, just a touch more vibrato?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- You got it, Dad. - # Oh, when the Blues... #
0:01:36 > 0:01:41He's tough, he rocks, he's gonna rock your socks, Hadley Swann!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Hadley Swann! So what did you think?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Tuneful, concise. I'll add it to my repertoire.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49B sharp major feels about right.
0:01:49 > 0:01:54Bah, bah, dee, de, bip, bah, dim.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- All done.- Thanks, beautiful.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Hadley, what have you got in there?
0:02:02 > 0:02:08Er, spare kit, second spare kit, energy drink and anti-shine powder.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11It's a very sweaty sport, so...
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Are you sure you've got everything you need?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Ooh! Sunscreen.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20How about these?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Oh. Oh, yeah. Imagine if I'd forgotten those.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Silly!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- You did last week, and you didn't even realise.- Aretha!
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Well, someone's gotta say something, Mum. He's been playing
0:02:32 > 0:02:36for the under-13s for the last four years and he's never set foot on the pitch.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Well, that's not true.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Handing out the half-time refreshments does not count.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Hi!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47How's my favourite family band?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Itching to get back into our barrel. - THEY LAUGH
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Just my little joke!
0:02:53 > 0:02:58You know, I love you guys, which is why you're doing two songs this week!
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- We are?!- That's right. Dakota Fox is unavailable...
0:03:02 > 0:03:05suddenly. So you're going to be doing an extra song.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Be on set in ten minutes...with another song.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11That's not fair!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13The can't do that, Dad. It's football day.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I know, but we don't have another song.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17So what are we gonna do?
0:03:17 > 0:03:21That song I wrote the other day about young women's empowerment?
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Well, er, Aretha could sing it, solo.- Ah!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27I love women's empowerment!
0:03:27 > 0:03:34- Yay, girl power!- And Martha could dance. You said you'd help me with the arrangement the other day.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39I know it's football today, but this is a sort of an emergency.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Erm...yeah. It's all right.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46I know the band comes first.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50I'll get a taxi to the match and then Mikey could drop me home.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Thanks, son. I'll come to the end of the game, if I can. I promise.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09I'd never have dared augment that seventh without you.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- Rubbish. I hardly did anything! - True.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21I'll just get those oranges then if I'm quick I'll catch the last ten minutes of Hadley's match.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Cool! We've got a letter from Dad! - Oh!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27No, no. You can read it after I've read it.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- Just tell me if he sent money! - He sent...
0:04:34 > 0:04:36..these.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Oh, my gosh! We're going to Vegas!
0:04:39 > 0:04:44- When?- It doesn't say! I'm goin' to Vegas, baby!
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Oh, Sean.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- What's up? - He's cancelled his trip next month.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05He says, "I have a gig I just can't turn down".
0:05:05 > 0:05:07That's why he sent the tickets.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Seems a fair trade to me.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12It means he'll miss the NBA in London.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14The Lakers.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20He's been taking Isaac to the Lakers since Isaac was tiny.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24- It was their thing. - I see. I think I'll just...
0:05:25 > 0:05:26What about Had...?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Look, I know that you're disappointed about your dad,
0:05:43 > 0:05:47but I'm sure it's not his fault. These things happen.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Yeah. They happen cos dads are totally unreliable!
0:05:53 > 0:05:59- Do you know what? We need a thing.- A thing? - Yeah. Like a hobby, a game, a sport.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Anything.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Well, there is a two by two dad and son tournament at the gym.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09Basketball? I've never played... I don't know.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Whatever. It's just a stupid game.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15And so a thing was born!
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Come on, hit me.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21OK. We're gonna need a lot of practice.
0:06:21 > 0:06:27Two, one! Two, one! Two, one!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Oh. OK, what's happening? - Who's this?
0:06:31 > 0:06:35I'm Mikey. Nice to meet you.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Nice to meet to you too.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Why is your footie friend signing at me? Do I look deaf?
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Er, no. But Mikey is.- Oops.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46That would make more sense.
0:06:50 > 0:06:56Is that actual mud on your kit?
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Oh, yes! Toyah, Aretha, you are looking at the top scoring
0:07:00 > 0:07:03partnership of Brickfield Park Under 13s football team.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07- SHE GIGGLES - You actually scored?!
0:07:07 > 0:07:08You actually played?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Yes! It was amazing!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14I came on as a sub in the last four minutes.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I take it all the other subs were injured?
0:07:16 > 0:07:23No! Actually, there was a Cub Scout Jamboree, but the point is I scored
0:07:23 > 0:07:25and I couldn't have done it without our amazing midfielder here.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Midfield, right? Do you play box-to-box or stay in the hole?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Box- to-box.- So, you play a standard 4-4-2 formation?
0:07:32 > 0:07:354-4-2. I didn't know you knew about football!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Hot guys in shorts? Do the math.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43- It's so amazing to meet you all. - Yeah, it must be.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Ooh, where's Dad? He'll be so gutted he missed my goal.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Is he still stuck in the studio?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50No. He's outside playing basketball with Isaac.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Er...OK.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Um, could you just...wait here a minute?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05OK, let's start with dribbling.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Use your fingertips, not your palms. Get lower down to the floor.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Are you OK, Dad? You all right?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Yeah. I'm fine. Hadley!
0:08:17 > 0:08:22Sorry I didn't make the match. How did they do?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Er, I scored the winning goal.
0:08:24 > 0:08:29You scored a goal?! Well done. That's fantastic!
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Yeah. You missed my winning header.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36Well, I say header, it was more of a ricochet.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Actually, it quite hurts.
0:08:38 > 0:08:43But, hey, you wouldn't know because you were playing basketball with Isaac.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48OK. Will it help if I promise that this will never happen again?
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Of course it won't happen again because you just missed
0:08:51 > 0:08:55the only goal I'm ever going to score in my whole life.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Martha, meet Mikey.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Mikey, Martha.- Hi, Martha.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20This is your surprise.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23You two have got a lot in common.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Erm...no.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44No.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Be my friend because I'm your family's biggest ever fan.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Ask me anything about the band. Anything.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02University Challenge. Ask me another.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Trick question. He loves all food.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20See, I knew you two'd get along.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23All right, I've got one. When was our first TV appearance?
0:10:23 > 0:10:28Er, April 21st, 2007.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31First heat of Family Fame Factory.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35You wore your hair up in a pink jewelled scrunchy.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37And here it is.
0:10:37 > 0:10:42- Is that my scrunchy?- Yep. It came with a certificate of authenticity.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Someone's making money off me and it's not me.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51"Celebrity bin dive dot com."
0:10:52 > 0:10:57"Treasure the trash of your favourite celebrities." I don't believe it.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00I know. Talk about dumbing down.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02It's your hanky!
0:11:02 > 0:11:06"Finest Egyptian cotton, with genuine Toyah snot."
0:11:06 > 0:11:11- Someone's paying for my snot? - Nah. You've got no bidders.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Oh. Which is a good thing.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Clearly, my fans are more interested in my music than the contents of my nose.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21My sweaty towel just sold for £15.
0:11:21 > 0:11:26Good for you. I'm so glad your fans are worshipping you for your bodily emissions.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29It sounds disgusting, but I like it.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Oh, my G! There's actually a chart system
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- telling you how much you're worth. - Really? Am I on there?
0:11:36 > 0:11:42Don't even dignify it with a glance. Exploiting fans is morally wrong.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44The ultimate commodification of celebrity.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- So I'm above you?- Two places.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Number 1663. Yes!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53All right, don't get too cocky. Hadley's 1658.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56How about Isaac?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- 1311.- Annabelle!
0:12:04 > 0:12:08- 1856.- Yes, we're higher than Annabelle!
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Oh, please. As if it matters where you are on this tacky chart.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Oh, shut up, 1665!
0:12:30 > 0:12:34I'm bushed. Exercise this early in the day can't be good for you.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Well, you're doing really well. You almost sunk that last hoop.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41You just need a little more practice.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Yeah. Give me 40 winks and I'll do the all the practice you like.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Mikey! What happened?
0:12:56 > 0:13:00No biggie. Just a bit of a sprain.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04But I'll be on these bad boys for a week or so.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06But what about the team? It's the quarter-finals on Saturday.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08- We'll bring on a sub.- A sub?!
0:13:08 > 0:13:12But Colin's asthma, the hayfever season it gets awful.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16And Alison Docherty's away on fat camp.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17So?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19So who else is there?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Oh. You don't mean?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I'm on the team?
0:13:24 > 0:13:25I'm on the team!
0:13:28 > 0:13:31You are going to have to help me train every spare second.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45You might like to know that your hanky's just been sold.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49OK. I am officially retiring from the human race.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51So you don't want to know how much they paid for it?
0:13:51 > 0:13:57- No.- £24.- What?!
0:13:58 > 0:14:04- Yep, and it means you've moved up a staggering 17 places up the chart. - Really?
0:14:04 > 0:14:09Yeah. You're now officially higher than Hadley. Congratulations, number 1648.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- You've got to help me. - What now?
0:14:21 > 0:14:26I've promised to spend all my spare time practising for Isaac's basketball tournament.
0:14:26 > 0:14:31I'm also committed to spending every waking minute doing football training with Hadley.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34It's about a father's love and I need to show that love
0:14:34 > 0:14:38with a rigidly organised system. I immediately thought of you.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Toyah was busy, right?
0:14:41 > 0:14:47Some Internet thing, but I bet Doctor Abigail has got some excellent ideas.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Go on, you know you want to.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Make a system for Gary.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55- BLEEP - Oh!
0:14:55 > 0:14:58In your face, Swann fan underscore one!
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- What are you doing?- Er...
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Oh, my gosh. You're bidding on your own dirty socks.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08You see, that's where you're wrong. I just won my own dirty socks.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11And this is good because why?
0:15:11 > 0:15:17Because this way I get to keep my privacy, my dignity, and my...
0:15:17 > 0:15:19socks.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24And besides, I've never won anything before.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26You've just paid £10 for your own foot smell.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29I'm just giving it back to its rightful owner.
0:15:29 > 0:15:36Hm. So this has got nothing to do with your online chart position? Oh, my gosh! You're number 1267!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Really? I hadn't looked.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40You've moved up like 200 places.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43381, actually.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Now, if you don't mind,
0:15:45 > 0:15:48I need to make a stand against rampant consumerism.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Eurgh! You're bidding on a cotton bud?
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Actually, I prefer to think of it as liberating my own ear wax.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10It's pretty self-explanatory, really.
0:16:10 > 0:16:15These symbols represent family members.
0:16:16 > 0:16:23- Martha, Gary, Hadley. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why am I a carrot? - I'm a fish?!
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Well, it's a work in progress, honey.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- Dr Abigail says...- Why am I a fish?
0:16:30 > 0:16:33OK, honey.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36You can be...
0:16:36 > 0:16:38- a banana.- Thank you.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43Now these symbols represent activities.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Band practice, schoolwork.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Is this Demolition Derby?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54That's our car.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57That represents travel.
0:16:57 > 0:17:02Ooh, don't forget you're taking me to buy a cello on Thursday.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06- And you're taking your favourite step-daughter shopping. - Can't we postpone it?
0:17:06 > 0:17:12- Well, you could give me your PIN number and me and the credit card can go on our own,- No, no, no.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16- Isaac's got two hours more training time than me!- What?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Don't worry, I'll make time.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Look, gardening, cancelled. The jungle look is in this year.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Goodbye dental appointment. I'll just take extra strength painkillers. Adios, new haircut.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Right. Has everyone got a big enough piece of me?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- So, what am I doing now?- Football.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36See, it works! We just needed a system.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38I'll go and get changed.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52CLATTERING
0:18:17 > 0:18:19You want a cup of coffee?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Let me check. Yep, I'll take it on the go.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23I'll drink it when I'm coaching Hadley.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- After the game today, do I get to spend some time with you?- Yeah.
0:18:26 > 0:18:31I've been looking forward to it. Make sure you mark it on the timetable.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Er, Gary?
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Yep? - How are you going to play basketball
0:18:36 > 0:18:40with Isaac and watch Hadley play football at the same time?
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- What?!- See for yourself. They're both at five.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46How did this happen?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48OK. Keep calm, let me think.
0:18:48 > 0:18:53Got it! Invent time travel, go back in time, put this right.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57- That way I can be in two places at the same time. - Or you could ring the sports centre
0:18:57 > 0:19:00and move your basketball game.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Or that.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- What are you bidding on now? - Nothing.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- I've run out of moisturiser. You got some?- Sold it.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16You're selling your own stuff?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19My fans deserve the chance to have a piece of Toyah.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Did Toyah just talk about herself in the third person?
0:19:22 > 0:19:26Yeah, she did. Nothing wrong with a bit of online promotion.
0:19:26 > 0:19:31No. But you're sharing the contents of your plughole with the world. I am officially intervening.
0:19:31 > 0:19:37No! If you want to help me, you can parcel up these dirty face wipes.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39They should fetch at least a fiver.
0:19:39 > 0:19:46Stop! Honey, this has to end. You're becoming so shallow and fame obsessed. And that's my job.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49PHONE RINGS
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Speaking of which. Hello.
0:19:53 > 0:19:59So when you're trying to control the ball, make sure you stay centre of your forehead.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Centre of the forehead. Right. Should I be writing this down?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Try to remember if you can.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Can you believe this?
0:20:09 > 0:20:13Jill wants us to re-record the whole song, and I quote,
0:20:13 > 0:20:19"I like the feminist theme, but replace the reference to Joan of Arc with Cheryl Cole or Lady Gaga."
0:20:23 > 0:20:27So you're going to the TV studio now?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Well, why don't you take Mikey?
0:20:32 > 0:20:36I've always wanted to visit a TV studio. Please?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38And he is our biggest fan.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45It isn't a weave.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57None.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Because you're the devious one.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02So, can I go to the studio?
0:21:05 > 0:21:10- Let's get this over with. - Oh, Mikey?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16You left your, um...your crutches.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20- They've moved the basketball game to 12. You'd better get your skates on.- What about football?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22That's not till five. See?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25No, it's at 12. Someone has moved it.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Well, I didn't move it. Why would I move it?
0:21:31 > 0:21:36You...me...outside...now.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42# Me and you
0:21:42 > 0:21:43# One on one.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46# Best of five?
0:21:46 > 0:21:48# Bring it on
0:21:48 > 0:21:52# You must know what this is about Even a drummer could work it out
0:21:52 > 0:21:55# He dribbles, dummies, oh, what skill
0:21:55 > 0:21:56# Shoots the hoop, one nil
0:21:56 > 0:22:00# This ain't about basketball It's more than that. # Ooh, one all!
0:22:00 > 0:22:05# It's just like when we were kids You got your way You always did.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07# Stop playing games. #
0:22:07 > 0:22:09You're talking total junk.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11# Stop playing games. #
0:22:11 > 0:22:13He beats his man. Slam dunk.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15# Stop playing games. #
0:22:15 > 0:22:17One rule for me, one rule for you
0:22:17 > 0:22:19# Stop playing games. #
0:22:19 > 0:22:21That's how it is. Two two!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23# Just a sec, quick time out
0:22:23 > 0:22:25# What the heck is this about?
0:22:25 > 0:22:26# Are you mad?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29# Don't you get it? You stole my Dad. #
0:22:29 > 0:22:31There, I said it.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Oh, finally! Hurry up, get on stage.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- Wait. Who's this?- I'm a fan.
0:22:45 > 0:22:50Oh, a fan. How sweet. I guess you want an autograph?
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Not really, thanks. I'm with the band.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57- Mummy! Call Security. Civilian on set.- Yeah. He's with us.
0:22:57 > 0:23:02Oh, I'm sorry. Remind me of the name of the show? Is it The Totally Toyah Show? Yeah, no, I thought not.
0:23:02 > 0:23:07- Whatever, 1856.- Why is she calling me 1856?- I don't know, 1856.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Tell me what they're talking about and I might let you back on the show.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13It's your ranking on Celebrity Bin Dive dot com.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16You should check it out.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Yeah and see how popular you aren't.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Mummy!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28PIANO MUSIC
0:23:28 > 0:23:31I've changed my mind. You should watch Hadley. Blood's thicker than water.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33That's not true.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37Well, it's technically true, but I've always treated you both equally.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Yeah, I know, but... Basketball was our thing.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Mine and my dad's, not mine and yours.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47- I'm not trying to replace your dad. - Yeah, I know, but I just don't want to play with you any more.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Oh! OK, right.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55- So no more slam danks then? - Slam dunks.- Slam dunks.- Yes.
0:23:56 > 0:24:01- So you're gonna go and watch Hadley play football?- Right.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Are you sure it's not slam danks?
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Wait!
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Hi! Sorry about before.
0:24:18 > 0:24:23- That's OK.- Anyway, I was just gonna throw out this old scrapbook.- Right.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Just old reviews.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29- You know, hacks going on and on about how great I am.- OK.
0:24:29 > 0:24:34So I... So I think this would be worth quite a lot of money on the
0:24:34 > 0:24:40Internet, say, if someone were to steal it from my bin.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Why don't you shred it, then?
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Because I want you to take it and sell it!
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Hadley, what happened?
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Oh, I hurt my ankle.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02- Right. - Yep. Looks like no football for me.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04So you'd better get off to basketball.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09It hurts.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Does this hurt? HE GROANS
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Ow! Yes!
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- That's really, mm, yes.- Wrong foot.
0:25:18 > 0:25:24- What?- You were limping on the other foot when you came in.- Was I?
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Oh, yeah. Ow. Oh!
0:25:32 > 0:25:37Look, I know you're really nervous about your match, but don't worry, I'll be there.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39I don't want you there!
0:25:39 > 0:25:43Oh, no, I mean, I do, but it's not the football that I like.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47It's spending time with my dad. And right now it's Isaac
0:25:47 > 0:25:50that needs a dad, so go and play basketball with him.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Can't I just be a cheerleader? It'd be less painful.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Look at this. Annabelle's given Mikey her scrapbook to sell,
0:26:01 > 0:26:03but I don't know who'll be interested in...
0:26:03 > 0:26:08Ooh, I didn't know Annabelle was in the same year as Dakota Fox at stage school.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10That makes no sense. The same year?!
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Dakota's way older than Annabelle.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Annabelle aged 13. 13-year-old Annabelle...
0:26:18 > 0:26:22Annabelle, 13.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Looks like Annabelle stayed 13 for...
0:26:29 > 0:26:33- ..six years!- So she ain't no Teen Queen after all.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39The Bin Dive community are gonna go wild for this!
0:26:39 > 0:26:42So she has been lying all these years.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46Wow. Fame can make you do crazy things...
0:26:46 > 0:26:47- BLEEP - Ooh!
0:26:47 > 0:26:52My hair ball just sold for £35!
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Whoo! C'mon! Let's play some ball!
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Well, I mean, you can play some ball and I'll watch some ball.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07You sure you want to do this?
0:27:07 > 0:27:11Yeah, come on. It can be our new thing. In fact, I have been working on some chants.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- # I'm Had.- I'm Dad. We're really, really bad.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21What were you thinking? If Popsnitch ever get hold of that scrapbook...
0:27:21 > 0:27:24They won't, Mummy! I'm buying it back, see?
0:27:24 > 0:27:30- BLEEPING - Noooo! Somebody's topped my bid!
0:27:30 > 0:27:31Well, top them back!
0:27:34 > 0:27:37GIGGLING
0:27:41 > 0:27:43How far are we gonna take this?
0:27:43 > 0:27:45I don't want to be cruel.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49- Another week? - BOTH: Maybe two.
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