0:00:03 > 0:00:05HE CLEARS THROAT
0:00:05 > 0:00:08How is it you only have one thing to clear up after a gig
0:00:08 > 0:00:10and you can't even manage that?
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Tell me about it. Can't we get a roadie?
0:00:14 > 0:00:16SHE GASPS
0:00:16 > 0:00:18That's Monelle!
0:00:18 > 0:00:20SHE SHRIEKS
0:00:22 > 0:00:23I give up, who is she?
0:00:23 > 0:00:28It's comments like that that remind me you're not my real dad.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32Think Rihanna, Beyonce, and me all rolled into one.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Wow! That is one hell of a diva.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Oh! I think she's coming this way.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39I think she's coming over to...
0:00:41 > 0:00:42..Toyah?!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Hey. Wicked bass line out there.
0:00:44 > 0:00:49Oh. It's your basic sustained F on D in F major suppressing the C.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Wow. I wish I found it as easy as you.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55- You write your own songs too? - Well, I try.
0:00:55 > 0:01:00Hey, maybe you can have a go at writing a song for me.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Really? That would be, like...
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Hi! Aretha. Obviously.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09- Here's a really random idea. - I- write a song for you.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Hmm, since when do you write songs?!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13ARETHA LAUGHS
0:01:13 > 0:01:15She's hilarious, isn't she?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Wouldn't know R&B if it bit her in the B-U-T-T.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Look, I'm on next week's show.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23If either of you happen to write me a hit for my album,
0:01:23 > 0:01:26I'll happily use it. Gotta shoot, but next week?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Bye.- Bye.- Bye.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31ARETHA SHRIEKS
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- Who am I kidding? - BOTH SHRIEK
0:01:33 > 0:01:37# Almost famous and it's killing me
0:01:37 > 0:01:41# I'm one step off from where I gotta be
0:01:41 > 0:01:44# I want a million voices
0:01:44 > 0:01:45# Singing back at me
0:01:45 > 0:01:47# La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
0:01:47 > 0:01:50# La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
0:01:50 > 0:01:53# La, la, la, la, la, la, la. #
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Whoo!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06How is it possible for teenyboppers to get past Ken in security?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08He's bigger than my fridge.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11I do not want Annabelle being disturbed by them.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Post-show she's at her most sensitive.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15You two should run along.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Thanks, but we don't need you to...
0:02:17 > 0:02:20No. Our insurance doesn't cover boys getting trampled on.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23So my fans want a piece
0:02:23 > 0:02:26of the BB of rock? Well, what can I say?
0:02:26 > 0:02:30It's my duty to meet and greet them.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39SMASHING
0:02:39 > 0:02:41RUMBLING
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Brace yourself, Bad Boy...
0:02:44 > 0:02:46GIRLS SHRIEK
0:02:56 > 0:02:58So...
0:02:58 > 0:03:01a few fans prefer Isaac over of you.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Nothing to worry about, Bad Boy.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05SMASHING
0:03:06 > 0:03:09OK, family time...
0:03:09 > 0:03:10ALL GROAN
0:03:10 > 0:03:12GROANING TURNS TO FAKE CHEERING
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Don't forget the...
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Now, where is the chat hat?
0:03:16 > 0:03:20OK, we'll just have to use the...
0:03:20 > 0:03:22rap bap!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- ALL: The rap bap? - Mmm-hmm.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26OK. Let's try again...
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Family Ti... Martha?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Are you paying attention?
0:03:31 > 0:03:32For what?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Hadley taught her "Elvis Live From Las Vegas" karate moves.- What?
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Martha!
0:03:39 > 0:03:43OK. Though it is nice to be appreciated, music is about fun.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45It's not about competition.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48I'm going to have a lot of fun writing my song for Monelle.
0:03:48 > 0:03:54Remind me, how many songs have you written in the last...ooh...ever?!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57And how many R&B songs have you written...Toyonce?!
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- This is what we mean! - And, guys, the fan incident?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04It doesn't mean anyone's more popular.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Fans are fickle. OK, Isaac?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11- OK.- It's not a true representation of your fan base. Trust me,
0:04:11 > 0:04:14we know. OK, Hadley?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- MUFFLED:- Really loving the rap bap.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22BELL CHIMES
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Is everything OK, Hadley?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Er...more than OK.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56OK-er, OK-est.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Look, that little heads-up at breakfast?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I know what you were saying.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04What were we saying?
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Secretly I get the most fan mail. Am I right or am I right?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- No!- No!- Oh, I know!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14So, where do you hide it?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Is it in the dresser? Under the floorboards?
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Or is it in your secret cupboard?
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- What secret cupboard?- We don't have one.- So there is a secret cupboard!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Oh, my fan mail must be huge!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- I knew I was popular, but this?! - Hadley...
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Look, it's OK, I put my skinny jeans on
0:05:31 > 0:05:33one leg at a time
0:05:33 > 0:05:36just like everybody else. Yes!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41He now knows he gets a stack of fan mail.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43What was with the wink at breakfast?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46It was a...false eyelash incident.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49It's everything we said we wouldn't allow.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51If he finds out that half of that is his,
0:05:51 > 0:05:54before you know it he'll... turn into Britney Spears.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Not without a lot of surgery.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02This calls for Operation Burn Hadley's Fan Mail.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04That's an operation? Since when?
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- Since we decided to burn Hadley's fan mail.- Good idea.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11FAINT PIANO CHORDS
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Do you have to write so loud?
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Hey!- You're not the only one writing a song for Monelle.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Your notepad said otherwise.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- Do you even know how to play that thing?- Duh.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25I'm in a band.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- OK. Play G-minor. - You want me to play a G-minor?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31You want me to play a G-minor?
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Minus the reverb, yeah.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43See?
0:06:43 > 0:06:47And? Or should I come back after the interval?
0:06:47 > 0:06:48DISCORDANT CHORD
0:06:48 > 0:06:51I need my own space.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Finally.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Fan mail...
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Let me feel the love.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Beating me requires an element of surprise.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Oh, not that kind of surprise.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Aha!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Isaac, Isaac, Isaac,
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Aretha, Toyah, Isaac...
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Stop saying "Isaac." Isaac?!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Aaaargh!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Hey! What's with all the racket?!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Artiste at work here, trying to write a song.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53I need peace and quiet!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00OK, now it's just too quiet!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Hadley!- Hadley?
0:08:05 > 0:08:06There is no Hadley.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Everyone else, loads of Isaac...
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Even Goldie's got fan mail.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15He's a fish!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Fire her! She's an ex-make-up artist!
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Mummy!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34'Plenty of people love you.'
0:08:34 > 0:08:38- Who? Where's the evidence?- Well...
0:08:38 > 0:08:40your father and I love you.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44You're my parents, you're supposed to. When was that ever in doubt?
0:08:44 > 0:08:48- Is there something you're not telling me? Do you prefer the others?- No!
0:08:48 > 0:08:52You know us, we're equal opportunity parents.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Annabelle.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Now, she really loves you. - Annabelle?- Mmm-hmm.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Is that really all I've got?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03It's worse than I thought.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Oh, no, now I'm forgetting how to breathe.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Is it in or out first? HE PANTS
0:09:08 > 0:09:10OK, honey, relax. Deep breaths.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16You know what? There was some fan mail for you.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17No!
0:09:17 > 0:09:22I'm not falling for the wink again. The wink has no power!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Hey, Had.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39PHONE RINGS
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Whoa! Close call.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- What are doing? - Oh, you know, nothing much,
0:09:49 > 0:09:51just being bad, you know.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54That's fine, that's fine.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Hook me up.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Er...no, it's... It's not working.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01PHONE RINGS
0:10:01 > 0:10:02(Oh, yes.)
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Still got the Bad Boy magic.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Oh, hi, Annabelle.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12So what can I do for you?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14(As if I couldn't guess.)
0:10:14 > 0:10:18There's something wrong with Isaac's phone. I need him. Now.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21But I'm the one you always call.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23We've got this whole "Will they, won't they?" thing going on.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26If you carry on like this, it'll be a "Will they? No, they won't!"
0:10:26 > 0:10:28kinda thing. Now, Isaac!
0:10:33 > 0:10:38- Annabelle.- Don't "Annabelle" me. This cool thing you've got going?
0:10:38 > 0:10:44Stop it. There's only one star on this show and her name rhymes with "Can make your life hell". Byeee.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48So, , er... what did...
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Annabelle, want?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Not you. Something about me being popular and some kind of "star".
0:10:54 > 0:10:57You know, I kinda zoned out halfway.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02RHYTHM TRACK PLAYS
0:11:04 > 0:11:07SHE PLAYS CHORDS
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Hey, Toy. Not disturbing you, am I?
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Mmmm(!) - OK, that sounded really sarcastic.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23OK, don't just hover. Help. Play the chord sequence,
0:11:23 > 0:11:26A minor to D minor, while I do this.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30This is good.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Nice little two-bar minor riff with repeating melodic motif...
0:11:34 > 0:11:37What's Isaac got that I haven't?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- What?- One minute I've got it and now Isaac's got it.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42What has he got that I haven't?!
0:11:42 > 0:11:46So Isaac's teenybopper of the week. Fans are fickle.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48It could be anything. His sweatband
0:11:48 > 0:11:52or the way he picks his nose, anything.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54You're right. It's gotta be something.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55No. No, I didn't say that!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Urgh!
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Oh, how the high and mighty have fallen(!)
0:12:08 > 0:12:11A bit of R'n'B block, so you decided to throw a hissy fit?
0:12:11 > 0:12:16No, I'm just making sure the songs I wrote this morning are in the correct order.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17- This morning?- Mm.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Urgh!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:28 > 0:12:32# Me hanging out with Madonna?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35# That dream of hers is a gonna
0:12:35 > 0:12:39# Me chilling out with Leona?
0:12:39 > 0:12:42# I'm afraid she's on her own, yeah
0:12:42 > 0:12:45# Lily, Rihanna and Beyonce
0:12:45 > 0:12:48# They won't know what they're missing... # It's me by the way.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51# Cos it looks like Monelle Is bumping me
0:12:51 > 0:12:55# For a songwriting geek with OCD
0:12:55 > 0:12:59# Toyah churns them out like an iPod on repeat?
0:12:59 > 0:13:03# I'm not going to be beaten by a blank white sheet
0:13:03 > 0:13:06# They look at me And they can laugh
0:13:06 > 0:13:09# But I can write more than my autograph
0:13:09 > 0:13:12# I got what it takes to write a song
0:13:12 > 0:13:16# Even if my rhymes sometimes sound... #
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Not quite right? Oh...
0:14:03 > 0:14:05How many fingers am I holding up?
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Of course! It's the sticks!
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Hey, Reth. How's the songwriting going?
0:14:16 > 0:14:21Y'know, for a moment I had a teensy-weensy bit of doubt that I could write a song for Monelle.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- How crazy's that?- Crazy.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Then it hit me... music's just a bunch of dots and squiggles, right?
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- Right.- Play it for me!- What?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- So I know what it sounds like? - You don't know what it sounds like?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Hey, me and Beethoven, what can I say?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Go, play, play!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Play!
0:14:52 > 0:14:55HE STARTS PLAYING
0:14:57 > 0:14:59This is good, Aretha.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- Good R'n'B.- Yeah...
0:15:03 > 0:15:05really good.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12You're not playing it, are you?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14What...what makes you think that?
0:15:14 > 0:15:19Because this is the Rihanna track I lent you. Play what's on there.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24HE PLAYS DISCORDANT CHORDS
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Aretha...
0:15:34 > 0:15:37SHE CRIES
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Aretha...
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Come to laugh at me again, have you?
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Honey...- I'm not Toyah with her cello
0:15:43 > 0:15:47and her writing operas before she could walk!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49I'm just dumb old Aretha...
0:15:49 > 0:15:51point the mic at her, let her sing
0:15:51 > 0:15:54cos she's got nothing going on in her head.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56I hate you!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58You're not even my real dad!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02I know I'm not your real dad
0:16:02 > 0:16:05but, to me, you are my real daughter
0:16:05 > 0:16:10and I like to think that both of my daughters have equal talents.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14I do not think you're stupid and I never have.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17I know writing songs is frustrating but it's not about
0:16:17 > 0:16:21filling reems of sheet music or even about playing an instrument.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24It's about what makes you... you.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Aretha.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28No. You.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- What makes me me?- Yes.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33No, I'm asking "What makes me me?"
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- You.- So you're not gonna tell me?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39To be honest, I've never written an R'n'B song either
0:16:39 > 0:16:43but you are about to and it'll be fantastic because you are Aretha and you rock!
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Thanks.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52- You're still not my real dad. - I know.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Urgh! Argh! Urgh! >
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Urgh!
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Oh, why can't I just get my own personal shredder?!
0:17:04 > 0:17:06I hate R'n'B!
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- Ever tried really listening to some? - All the time -
0:17:10 > 0:17:13through Aretha's headphones. Boom-tish, boom, tish. Boom-tish...
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Come on...
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Oh, no, I don't cross the line! - Forget your preconceptions.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23We'll find you some good examples to listen to. Monelle, obviously...
0:17:23 > 0:17:28Alicia Keys. Listen to the bass playing on track three. Phenomenal.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Eurgh, doesn't she ever dust in here?
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Mary J Blige! ..This one, this one and... Oh, this arrangement...
0:17:35 > 0:17:39- Atchoo!- I'd clear that up.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41You don't want to mess up Aretha's side.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Boom-tish, boom-tish! Boom-tish, boom-tish!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Try listening through Aretha's ears.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Er, what's with the whole stick-dropping thing?
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- Trying to get Isaac's cool. - Good luck with that.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09OK, so I'm doing a survey about who you think I really am.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Aretha?- That's what- I- said!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13But apparently 'on a deeper level'.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16So, when you think of me, what comes to mind?
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Oh, no, I'm not sticking my head in that lion's mouth.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Oh, please. It'll help with my song. And be as honest as you like.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26OK. Er... Madonna.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- Really?- Pushy, headstrong, you like a tantrum or ten.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Anything else?
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Testy, loud, oh, and when you really lose it, your eyes go massive...
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Yeah, like that!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Good feedback.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46- < Aargh! - BREAKING GLASS
0:18:46 > 0:18:49< Hadley!
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Look at this!
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Someone's got mail!
0:18:55 > 0:18:58YOU, honey! You have got mail. Look.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06- It's fan-mail!- Get outta here!
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- What do they say?- "I love you, Hadley, Bad Boy of Rock...
0:19:10 > 0:19:12"or should I say, I love you Badley."
0:19:12 > 0:19:16That's so cute! Isn't that cute? Read another!
0:19:21 > 0:19:24"To Hadley,
0:19:24 > 0:19:26"I think you are well fat..."
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- No, "fit". That should be "fit". - Ah-hah!
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Look, it's OK.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I'm young, I'm in a band, I'm on TV,
0:19:33 > 0:19:38and still I have no fans so my mum has to write pretend fan-mail.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40I understand.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43OK, Shalondra.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47This calls for Operation Give Up The Ghost.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49GIRL SINGS
0:19:49 > 0:19:52# I really want to
0:19:52 > 0:19:55# Take me on a trip I'd like to go somewhere
0:19:55 > 0:19:59# Take me to New York I'd love to see LA... #
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- Toyah!- # ..I really want to
0:20:01 > 0:20:03- # Come dig it with you... #- Hey!
0:20:03 > 0:20:04Oh!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06I'm OK.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09What are you do...? Is that my top?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- No. OK, yes.- So this is what you do?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Just go through all my stuff?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17No, just this once. Normally I hate your stuff.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22I mean, I don't hate your stuff, I just wouldn't be seen dead with it.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Someone put me out of my misery!
0:20:24 > 0:20:29- That can be arranged.- I just wanted to see stuff...through your ears.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32You understand R'n'B and I don't.
0:20:32 > 0:20:37You write such beautiful songs and I'm just pants.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Say?
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- I heard Dad play your song on the piano downstairs.- Oh...THAT song.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46How can I compete with that?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I should have known you were just making up songs in the shower.
0:20:49 > 0:20:54Do you know what? I should give up. I'm out of the song contest.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56No.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Don't try and change my mind.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00You know best.
0:21:01 > 0:21:06# Singing in the shower Me and my Chihuahua
0:21:06 > 0:21:09# We wash our cares away... #
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Right! I've been watching you
0:21:11 > 0:21:16and I've finally figured out what it is that makes you appear
0:21:16 > 0:21:18to be more cool and popular than me.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- Ooh, tell me(!) - The stick-twirling thing!
0:21:21 > 0:21:25- So come on, how do you do it? - Didn't even notice I did do it.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28OK, you get your forefinger and you loop it through
0:21:28 > 0:21:31whatever that finger is next to the pinkie.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35Forefinger, and whatever that one is next to the pinkie.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37No, wait. Index finger...
0:21:37 > 0:21:41and then...you, um, do the...
0:21:42 > 0:21:45You made me lose my stick-twirling thing.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- How is that my fault? - You made me think!
0:21:50 > 0:21:54Waaa! I've got it! And you've lost it!
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I'm cool and popular again!
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- No! - I'll see you all at rehearsals!
0:22:01 > 0:22:04SHE SINGS
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Um...
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Ohhhh!
0:22:19 > 0:22:24Hey! Do you notice anything different about me, Annabelle?
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Now you're needy AND creepy?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29No! Look, I can do the stick-twirling thing.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Really? Well...
0:22:31 > 0:22:35I can do THIS!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Annabelle? ..Annabelle.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47She SO wants me!
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Oh, who am I kidding?
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Nobody wants me.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56And it's not even cos of the stick-twirling thing.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00You don't know what a relief it is, pulling out of the contest.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04You were going to open a can of whoop-ass on me in front of Monelle.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07I bet you can't contain your excitement.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Your first song, virtually guaranteed to be a hit!
0:23:10 > 0:23:14- I bet Monelle is just...- Will you quit yabbering on about Monelle!
0:23:14 > 0:23:17We've gotta do our sound check.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I may have told an ikkle lie.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Don't tell me, it was you who broke my electric globe.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34No! Well, yeah, but that's not what this is about.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36The song you thought I wrote?
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- It was Rihanna.- Who's Rihanna?
0:23:40 > 0:23:43What is wrong with this family?!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- It wasn't my song.- But...
0:23:45 > 0:23:48I gave up writing mine and you led me to believe...
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Yeah. I'm sorry. Will you ever forgive me?
0:23:51 > 0:23:55- No!- Great, cos I need you to help me write a song quickly for Monelle.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59OK, let's hear what you've got.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03Well... I managed to rhyme "shower" with "Chihuahua".
0:24:03 > 0:24:07OK, I'm sorry about taking your cool.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09It's just the stick-twirling thing.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11I don't care about the cool.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15See. You're even cool when you're losing your cool.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Lead singer, guitarist...?
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- You're cool!- Aw, thanks, man.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Very moving
0:24:26 > 0:24:29but do I have to do the Totally Annabelle Show totally by myself?
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Pretty lame, right?
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Yeah.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38But try it again.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Maybe a bit faster.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Keep repeating it.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- That's a pretty good riff. - Have you got any more lyrics?
0:24:47 > 0:24:49# Singing in the shower
0:24:49 > 0:24:51# Me and my Chihuahua
0:24:51 > 0:24:53# Yeah, he's really tiny
0:24:53 > 0:24:55# But now he's clean and shiny... #
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Hey! That was good.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02- # Take it back to the top - Back to the top
0:25:02 > 0:25:06- # Yeah, I don't wanna stop - # And you ain't gonna stop
0:25:06 > 0:25:08# Until I'm right at the top
0:25:08 > 0:25:11# Oh, yeah! #
0:25:11 > 0:25:12It's good.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Hello? Star of the show here!
0:25:17 > 0:25:21OK. You can have your date. Just you and me and the paparazzi.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Uh, no, I...
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Oh, I love it when you get all coy and try to fight your feelings.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29See you in five, sweet lips.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36You didn't notice, did you?
0:25:36 > 0:25:37What?
0:25:37 > 0:25:41Nothing. Sometimes it's best not to over-analyse stuff.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43# Take it back to the top
0:25:43 > 0:25:48- # Back to the top - Yeah, don't let it stop... #
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Monelle!- We've written a song!
0:25:51 > 0:25:55Me too! Inspiration hit. I wrote it last night.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58But... ours is really great!
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Sorry. It must have been the competition from you guys,
0:26:01 > 0:26:03it got me writing again.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Wa-a-a-a-h!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16And thanks to my guest, Monelle.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20Although I remember when she was plain old Mona.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23And now We're In Perfect Harmony with a cover of the classic...
0:26:23 > 0:26:27Actually, Annabelle, we've had a last-minute change of plan.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30We're going to play a Swann Family original. We call this...
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Back To The Top.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40# Me and you, in our room
0:26:40 > 0:26:44# Remember how we wrote this tune?
0:26:45 > 0:26:48# You and me, side by side
0:26:48 > 0:26:51# This is the song that turned the tide
0:26:51 > 0:26:54- # So take it back to the top - Back to the top
0:26:54 > 0:26:58- # Yeah, don't let it stop - Don't let it stop
0:26:58 > 0:27:02- # Until I'm right at the top - Oh, yeah
0:27:02 > 0:27:05# It's a mighty long way You might not get there today
0:27:05 > 0:27:10# But I'll keep trying forever And maybe together
0:27:10 > 0:27:13# We'll make it right to the top
0:27:24 > 0:27:27# It's a mighty long way You might not get there today
0:27:27 > 0:27:32# But I'll keep trying forever And maybe together
0:27:32 > 0:27:35# We'll make it right to the top
0:27:35 > 0:27:40# Yeah, right at the top. #
0:27:40 > 0:27:44APPLAUSE AND CHEERS
0:27:46 > 0:27:51# Almost famous and it's killing me
0:27:51 > 0:27:55# I'm one step off from where I gotta be... #
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