0:00:02 > 0:00:07# I don't wanna be either I wanna be next to you
0:00:07 > 0:00:13# Black and gold, black and gold, black and gold
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Black and gold, black and gold,
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Black and gold. #
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Good, honey! Well done, Martha.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Toyah, teeth!
0:00:26 > 0:00:30OK, let's clear the stage for Annabelle!
0:00:30 > 0:00:35- Hello! We have another half hour's...- See ya.- ..rehearsal.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- Atchoo!- Germ alert, guys! Let's get out of here.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41And watch those vocal cords.
0:00:45 > 0:00:50Atchoo! Hey, everyone. Say hi to Pixie, my new PR weapon...er, pet.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Aw-w-w...
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hey, Hadley, fancy a cuddle?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01No. Oh, the pig? Er, still no.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Ugh!
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Oh, more fan-mail, just for me.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Woo hoo! Woo!
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Nothing. I've got to go sign a contract...autograph!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Autograph.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Yes!
0:01:52 > 0:01:56When I saw poor Pixie in a rescue centre, I had to give him a home.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58He's so special.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01The thought of anybody eating him...
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I'm sorry, I can't go...
0:02:07 > 0:02:08On.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10And cut.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Oh, God, he's so disgusting!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Somebody get me the pig.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Get her the pig! Pixie...
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Pixie!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Hi there, Mrs Producer!
0:02:25 > 0:02:29I've got this great new idea for the show.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Two words: Dr Music...
0:02:31 > 0:02:33One word - no.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36But you haven't heard it yet.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40People phone in with their musical problems and the Doctor, i.e. me,
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- helps them to, you know.- No!- So...
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Fine. I'll do it without your five million viewers.
0:02:47 > 0:02:495.1, actually.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52And get me something for my throat!
0:02:57 > 0:03:02- Poor Annabelle. How are you? - Infectious.
0:03:02 > 0:03:07Well, what's a few little germs between friends?
0:03:07 > 0:03:12Friends? A good friend would wipe my nose for me.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15SHE SNORTS
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Atchoo! Atchoo!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25So, what is it you want..?
0:03:34 > 0:03:40I'm sorry but Annabelle wants us to ditch our number
0:03:40 > 0:03:42and have me sing on my own.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49- I'm going to have words with Jill. - No! I mean, well, I tried already.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54So, after all that rehearsal, I'm not going to be in the spotlight,
0:03:54 > 0:03:57in front of all those people?
0:03:57 > 0:03:58OK!
0:04:01 > 0:04:05I'm just taking this up to my room.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Isaac!
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Isaac!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Isaac! You're in Hadley's room.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I'm painting your ceiling, remember?
0:04:19 > 0:04:24- Oh, yeah!- Now, erm, alpine frost or polar savannah?
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- What's wrong with just white?- Plain white? I don't think they do that.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31GRUNTING
0:04:31 > 0:04:33New ringtone. It's a phone as well.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Yeah, hi, Jill. All I'm saying is...
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Go away! ..No, not you, Jill.
0:04:50 > 0:04:56Look, if Annabelle wants to change our song, give us more notice.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Aretha's idea...?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Who's Tallulah from Big Trick Records?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Toyah, that file was marked "secret!"
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Call that a file? No dates, no system, no...
0:05:16 > 0:05:21No big deal. A major record company wants to offer me a solo contract...
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Major? They can't even spell "contract"!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27You guys will manage without me.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Probably. Anyway, this could be my big break!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34In this family, you don't trample over others.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38You're singing with Toyah and Martha.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39What?
0:05:40 > 0:05:44No. I mean...brilliant.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- But still no.- I thought you wanted to sing?- I do! It's...
0:05:48 > 0:05:51just...Aretha's my sister,
0:05:51 > 0:05:55and I wouldn't want to stand in her way.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Well, Toyah! That is so sweet!
0:06:10 > 0:06:17Hey, bro! We are going to have fun tonight! A real bad boys' sleepover.
0:06:18 > 0:06:24Hadley, I need to tell you something. Do you remember Annabelle's pig?
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Pig! I can still smell it. You know, I swear
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- if I ever see that pig again I'll... - Oh, Hadley!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Thank you.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Yay! Ha-ha!
0:06:39 > 0:06:45Not funny, Isaac. Isaac, I can't see. Isaac! I can't see.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Isaac! It's all gone dark. Isaac!
0:06:51 > 0:06:56Look, I think it's time we had a serious chat
0:06:56 > 0:06:59about what the word "sleepover" means.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Hi, I'm the Doctor.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Doctor Music. And welcome to my musical surgery.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Are you labouring over an arpeggio?
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Do you urgently need to know more about lutes?
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Whatever it is, your problem is my problem.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22I've got a problem - I just can't stop singing!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25# Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me! #
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Pretty much sums up your philosophy. - # Me, me, me, me, me, me, me! #
0:07:29 > 0:07:32You realise you went up three semi-tones?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34# Me-me-me-me-me... # Aargh!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36THUMP!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45GRUNTING
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Pixie! Pixie!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Annabelle, stop it.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03PIXIE SQUEALS
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Hey, Hadley.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Were you just licking me?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Yes.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- Why?- You didn't find it funny?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- No.- Well, maybe you had to be there.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24I was - being licked by you!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Aargh... Ow.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00SHE HEARS NO SOUND
0:09:03 > 0:09:06SHE HEARS NO SOUND
0:09:06 > 0:09:13# Baby show me, what's your favourite trick that you want to do, show me
0:09:13 > 0:09:14# And I'll volun... #
0:09:14 > 0:09:19SHE HEARS NO SOUND
0:09:20 > 0:09:22SHE HEARS NOTHING
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- SHOUTS:- I can't hear anything!
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Yes, hello. I'd like to make an appointment, please.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39My daughter has lost her hearing.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41The important thing is not to worry.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47I'm not saying that she's deaf. She just can't hear.
0:09:48 > 0:09:53- SHOUTING:- I suppose you're all talking about me?- No.- No.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58OK, honey,
0:10:00 > 0:10:01we have to go - now.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04PHONE RINGS
0:10:05 > 0:10:10Hello? Oh, hi, Annabelle. ..Why would we have seen your pig?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14No-one's stupid enough to steal a pig.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- All right, where is it? - Where's what?- Your brain!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- You know what Mum and Dad say about stealing pigs!- No...
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- Don't steal pigs. - But he's happy here.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Cooped up in your wardrobe? - He's not in my wardrobe.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- He's in yours.- What..?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Oh, no.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Ah, he likes you.- Get it off me now.
0:11:20 > 0:11:25No way are you taking him back. Annabelle is planning a hog roast!
0:11:25 > 0:11:29- Oh, Annabelle, such a joker! - Look at him! Go on, look.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32How could you not fall in love with that face?
0:11:35 > 0:11:41# If he could see you the way that I do
0:11:41 > 0:11:45# I know that he'd fall in love with you, too
0:11:46 > 0:11:51# To me you're a full English breakfast on legs
0:11:51 > 0:11:56# Maybe I could love you, if you came served with eggs
0:11:56 > 0:11:58# Cos I'm the bad boy of rock
0:11:58 > 0:12:06# I don't do sweet, but look at your cute little piggy feet
0:12:06 > 0:12:11# And your curly tail and pink, snouty nose
0:12:11 > 0:12:16# And those porky eyes are quite sweet, I suppose
0:12:17 > 0:12:22# Maybe if he held you for a second or two... #
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Ah, little piggy-wiggy, cootchie cootchie coo!
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I'm his daddy.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37PIXIE GRUNTS
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Wicked, Pixie's on TV.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45So, please, if you know anything, pick up the phone.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Pixie needs me.
0:12:46 > 0:12:51He also needs these for his poorly ickle tummy.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- PARP! - Ugh! Ugh!
0:13:13 > 0:13:14PARP!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Trans-Siberian snowflake!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Doctor Music, any interesting conundrums?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Like, "How do you sing a sonata?"
0:13:24 > 0:13:28- Ah, the old ones are the best. - Woo hoo! Everybody relax.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- It's a double ear infection.- Oh.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34It affects my balance. Probably caught it off Annabelle.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Everybody relax. Don't panic and don't breathe. Aretha,
0:13:38 > 0:13:41you know the drill, go up to your room.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44We'll bring you up some food and a bucket.
0:13:44 > 0:13:49But Tallulah from Big Trick Records is coming. I have to be able sing!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51You won't be able to hear yourself.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55They said that to Stevie Wonder. I bet they feel pretty stupid now.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58OK, you think you can sing.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01All right, let's hear you.
0:14:05 > 0:14:11# Hallelujah, hallelujah
0:14:11 > 0:14:15OFF KEY: # Hallelujah
0:14:15 > 0:14:21VERY OUT OF TUNE: # Hallelujah, hallelujah. #
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Whatever!
0:14:37 > 0:14:42Remember, whatever your musical problem, feel free to call
0:14:42 > 0:14:48or text or e-mail now. Your problem's my problem.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51PHONE RINGS
0:14:51 > 0:14:56- Hello. You're through to Dr Music. - 'Hello?'
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- Is that Dr Music? - 'Yes, it is caller.'
0:14:59 > 0:15:01What is your musical problem?
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Is anybody there?
0:15:05 > 0:15:10If you can hear me, I can't sing and I'm on TV in three hours.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Hello. Hello.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Yes, OK. I will help you.
0:15:18 > 0:15:23We've got to take him back. He needs those pills.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- PIG BREAKS WIND - Urgh! Now!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29You do it, I can't bear it.
0:15:34 > 0:15:40'Have we got a show tonight. I'm so excited about the three guests...'
0:15:40 > 0:15:42'Where are you going? Where's he going?
0:15:42 > 0:15:46'Who is he and why is he panning away from me?'
0:15:46 > 0:15:52Where is my latte?! It's cold. I don't want a cold one, do I?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Does anybody know what they're doing?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Can you get off my hair!
0:16:09 > 0:16:10PIG SQUEALS
0:16:10 > 0:16:14I think she just saw last week's ratings!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24PIG SQUEALS AGAIN Oh no!
0:16:34 > 0:16:39< ARETHA SINGING BADLY: # And tell me what you see
0:16:39 > 0:16:43# You ain't seen the best of me yet... #
0:16:43 > 0:16:46That's Aretha, she never gives up.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Gary, we have to make her give up.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53< TOYAH: OK, how about we try sticking to one key.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56OK, but someone's going to have to sing.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58No, listen.
0:16:58 > 0:17:04TOYAH SINGS BRILLIANTLY # Baby, look at me and tell me what you see
0:17:04 > 0:17:07# You ain't see the best of me yet
0:17:07 > 0:17:12# Give me time, I'll make you forget the rest. #
0:17:13 > 0:17:15No!
0:17:17 > 0:17:20OK, we've heard what Aretha thinks.
0:17:20 > 0:17:27- Toyah?- You want me to sing? On my own? On television?
0:17:27 > 0:17:31I know you said you're happy for Aretha to sing on her own,
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- but I can tell that you were disappointed.- No.
0:17:34 > 0:17:40It's nice to be reminded what a beautiful voice you've got.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43I'm so proud of you, Toyah.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Toyah's singing!
0:18:00 > 0:18:04# MUSIC - Theme tune from Fame
0:18:09 > 0:18:14I don't want to feel it. I want to hear it!
0:18:14 > 0:18:20I want to sing it! You have no idea what it's like!
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Martha!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38DOORBELL
0:18:40 > 0:18:43No!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Hadley stole your pig.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50He wanted him out of the way so he could have you all to himself.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54Hadley, you naughty boy.
0:18:54 > 0:18:59I guess I couldn't help my feelings.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02I forgive you, on one condition.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06PIG FARTS LOUDLY
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- Disgusting! Get him off me. - It wasn't me!
0:19:09 > 0:19:14- Wait, your pig.- You can keep him.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Result, we can keep the pig.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Or we can not keep him, I'm easy!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33OK, everyone. Into the van.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Aretha, is there anything you would like to say?
0:19:37 > 0:19:41- Is there any more frozen yoghurt? - I meant, good luck.
0:19:41 > 0:19:46Yeah, that too. You'll need it.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50What are you doing?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Sneeze on me, give me your cold.
0:19:53 > 0:19:58You know what, they're not bad kids really.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Toyah, into the van.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15I'm not the one leaving me at death's door
0:20:15 > 0:20:20to run off and steal my solo career.
0:20:26 > 0:20:33For the last time, I can't sing.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Frozen yoghurt.
0:21:03 > 0:21:08# MUSIC - Theme song to Fame
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Yes.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47# And tell me what you see
0:21:47 > 0:21:51# You ain't seen the best of me yet
0:21:51 > 0:21:55# Give me time, I'll make you forget the rest... #
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Martha, you crazy fool.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06# I can catch the moon in my hand
0:22:06 > 0:22:08# Don't you know who I am?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11# Remember my name, Fame!
0:22:11 > 0:22:15# I'm going to live forever
0:22:15 > 0:22:18# I'm gonna learn how to fly High!
0:22:18 > 0:22:21# I feel it coming together
0:22:21 > 0:22:24# People will see me and... #
0:22:38 > 0:22:43Still to come on the show, we are in perfect harmony with... Atchoo!
0:22:43 > 0:22:46'Go to camera two and disinfect camera one.'
0:22:46 > 0:22:49I'll catch you up. Right behind you.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Aretha, your guest is here.
0:22:54 > 0:22:59My vest? Oh, my guest. Is it Tallulah?
0:22:59 > 0:23:03Do I look like your personal assistant?
0:23:05 > 0:23:11Oh, my gosh, this is it. Hello fame!
0:23:13 > 0:23:19- Aretha.- You're Talulah from Big Trick Records?
0:23:19 > 0:23:22You blagged your way in here.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26You throw them a line and you get them to sign.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Works every time.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Toyah, I know we mustn't rush nature,
0:23:33 > 0:23:37but we're on in five minutes. Toyah.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- What is the problem? - There is no problem.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42< I'm not doing the song.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46- OK, there is a problem. - I'm going in.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52MUFFLED: I'm still not doing the song.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Hello!
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Boo!
0:24:10 > 0:24:15- I'm not talking to you.- OK. You want to play that game.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- MOBILE RINGING - Hello.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28Hello. I know you can hear me, even though I can hardly hear you.
0:24:28 > 0:24:33Is that Dr Music? Many sister is a really talented musician,
0:24:33 > 0:24:36and guess what, she can even sing.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40But you know what the problem is, she's scared.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46All right. I'm scared. It's all right for you,
0:24:46 > 0:24:49you're a gobby, annoying, confident show off.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53- So could you be if you made the effort.- I don't have what you have.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57I don't have what I have. It's an act.
0:24:57 > 0:25:02Inside this fantastic shell is a little sluggy thing like you.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06And this is making me feel better, how?
0:25:06 > 0:25:09OK. Forget the little sluggy thing.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- Just concentrate on the fantastic show.- You have one. I don't.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16And I have to be on stage in five minutes.
0:25:16 > 0:25:21So, get out there. Don't make me make you.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30SHE SCREAMS
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Martha, you're a genius.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36SCREAMING
0:25:36 > 0:25:41All right, enough. Do you know how many germs those things have?
0:25:41 > 0:25:46I'll sing the song, just call off the brushes.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48That's all we have time for tonight,
0:25:48 > 0:25:53but here to play us out, as ever, we are in Perfect Harmony.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57APPLAUSE
0:26:10 > 0:26:12MUSIC STARTS UP
0:26:18 > 0:26:22# If the fish swam out of the ocean
0:26:22 > 0:26:25# And your legs suddenly started walking
0:26:25 > 0:26:28# And the apes climbed down from the trees
0:26:28 > 0:26:32# And they started talking
0:26:32 > 0:26:35# And the stars fell out of the sky
0:26:35 > 0:26:38# And my tears rolled into the ocean
0:26:38 > 0:26:42# Now I'm looking for a reason why
0:26:42 > 0:26:45# You even set my world in motion
0:26:45 > 0:26:48# Cos you're not really here
0:26:48 > 0:26:52# And the stars don't even matter
0:26:52 > 0:26:55# Now I'm filled to the top with fear
0:26:55 > 0:26:59# But it's all just a bunch of matter
0:26:59 > 0:27:02# Cos if you're not really here
0:27:02 > 0:27:05# Then I don't want to be, either
0:27:05 > 0:27:08# I want to be next to you
0:27:08 > 0:27:12# Black and gold, black and gold
0:27:12 > 0:27:14# Black and gold
0:27:15 > 0:27:19# Black and gold, black and gold
0:27:19 > 0:27:22# Black and gold. #
0:27:22 > 0:27:25APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:27:49 > 0:27:54# Almost famous and it's killing me
0:27:54 > 0:27:58# I'm one step off from where I gotta be
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# La la la la la la la la la
0:28:00 > 0:28:03# La la la la la la la la la
0:28:03 > 0:28:04# La la la la la la la la la
0:28:04 > 0:28:06# La la la la la
0:28:06 > 0:28:07# Woo! #