Crisdean Crosta (Irritating Irvine in On Your Nerves)

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1:40:11 > 1:40:13# We are little monsters

1:40:15 > 1:40:18# All we want to do is have some fun

1:40:18 > 1:40:20# We're little monsters

1:40:22 > 1:40:27# 'Cause there's a little monster in everyone! Na-na-na-na-na-na

1:40:27 > 1:40:30# Hey, there! We are little monsters

1:40:30 > 1:40:32# Little monsters, yeah! #

1:40:41 > 1:40:44HARMONICA PLAYS BLUES

1:40:44 > 1:40:46SQUEAKS AND BLOWS

1:40:46 > 1:40:51Irving, can you please stop making that awful noise!

1:40:52 > 1:40:54Oh, all right!

1:41:02 > 1:41:03CLINK!

1:41:05 > 1:41:08CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

1:41:08 > 1:41:12CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

1:41:12 > 1:41:14CLANG! CLANG!

1:41:14 > 1:41:16CLANG! CLANG!

1:41:16 > 1:41:18Please, Irving!

1:41:19 > 1:41:21What?

1:41:21 > 1:41:27- Couldn't you find something more useful to do?- But, Mum, I'm bored!

1:41:27 > 1:41:29I haven't got anything to do!

1:41:29 > 1:41:36You could read a book, or play with your toys, or do a jigsaw, or... Oh!

1:41:36 > 1:41:40All right, I'll go and play football outside.

1:41:44 > 1:41:51Ee... There's nowt quite like a nice glass of homemade lemonade!

1:41:51 > 1:41:53No, dear.

1:41:54 > 1:41:56< CRASH!

1:41:57 > 1:41:58CRASH!

1:41:58 > 1:42:00CRASH!

1:42:00 > 1:42:04Hello, Mr Bassett, Mrs Bassett,

1:42:04 > 1:42:06been for a swim?

1:42:06 > 1:42:10Not as such, Irving...no.

1:42:10 > 1:42:13Irving, go and play somewhere else.

1:42:15 > 1:42:18Oh, all right!

1:42:20 > 1:42:23I'll go and play with Dad!

1:42:27 > 1:42:29Hi, Dad!

1:42:29 > 1:42:31What's this? Ha, ha, ha!

1:42:31 > 1:42:33Don't touch!

1:42:33 > 1:42:35Oh, bother!

1:42:35 > 1:42:38Oh, now I've lost my place!

1:42:40 > 1:42:42- <- Ha, ha, ha!

1:42:42 > 1:42:44- <- Ha, ha, ha!

1:42:45 > 1:42:47Irving!

1:42:47 > 1:42:49Go and play somewhere else!

1:42:51 > 1:42:53Oh, all right!

1:43:00 > 1:43:02Hi, Granddad!

1:43:02 > 1:43:08- What are you doing?- I'm making a model ship. It's taken me months.

1:43:08 > 1:43:10Great! I'll help!

1:43:18 > 1:43:20BANG! BANG! BANG!

1:43:20 > 1:43:22BANG! BANG!

1:43:22 > 1:43:24Irving, stop that, eh?

1:43:24 > 1:43:27Oh! I'm only trying to help.

1:43:27 > 1:43:31Well, it wasn't very much help at all, I'm afraid.

1:43:31 > 1:43:34Quite the opposite in fact!

1:43:34 > 1:43:36Here you go, Irving.

1:43:36 > 1:43:38Play with this.

1:43:38 > 1:43:44- What is it?- It's a balloon. It's a bit quieter than a hammer!

1:43:49 > 1:43:50BANG!

1:43:50 > 1:43:54Your warship got beaten by the enemy, Granddad!

1:43:54 > 1:43:56Irving...

1:43:56 > 1:43:59go and play somewhere else!

1:43:59 > 1:44:01Oh, all right!

1:44:02 > 1:44:05BLEEP! CLANG! BLEEP!

1:44:05 > 1:44:07BEEP! BUZZ! BLEEP!

1:44:07 > 1:44:10BUZZ! BEEP! CLANG!

1:44:10 > 1:44:12BUZZ! BEEP! CLANG!

1:44:15 > 1:44:18BUZZ! BEEP! CLANG! >

1:44:18 > 1:44:20< BUZZ! BEEP! CLANG!

1:44:28 > 1:44:31Well, that's it. He's in bed!

1:44:31 > 1:44:33Oh, what a day!

1:44:33 > 1:44:40- That lad could irritate for England! - Well, he can't irritate anyone else until morning.

1:44:40 > 1:44:43IRVING SNORES LOUDLY

1:44:43 > 1:44:46HU-URGH! GUN-N-GH!

1:44:46 > 1:44:48HU-URGH! GUN-N-GH!

1:44:50 > 1:44:52HU-URGH! GUN-N-GH!

1:44:55 > 1:44:59# Na-na-na-na-na-na! Hey, there! We are little monsters!

1:44:59 > 1:45:06# Na-na-na-na-na-na! Hey, there! We are little monsters!

1:45:06 > 1:45:08# Little monsters, yeah! #

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