Ruairidh Robach (Dirty Dermont in Grime and Punishment)

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1:10:26 > 1:10:33.

1:10:37 > 1:10:39# We are little monsters

1:10:41 > 1:10:44# All we want to do is have some fun

1:10:44 > 1:10:46# We're little monsters

1:10:48 > 1:10:51# 'Cause there's a little monster in everyone!

1:10:51 > 1:10:53# Na-na-na-na-na-na

1:10:53 > 1:10:56# Hey, there! We are little monsters

1:10:56 > 1:10:58# Little monsters, yeah! #

1:11:07 > 1:11:11Ruairidh, please stay clean for once in your life.

1:11:11 > 1:11:18- Aunt Clara is coming to stay, and you know what she's like!- OK, Mum!

1:11:24 > 1:11:26Tut! Tut!

1:11:33 > 1:11:34A-choo!

1:11:38 > 1:11:43- Sorry, Ruairidh!- Not to worry, Mr Goodlad, these things happen!

1:11:49 > 1:11:54- Oh, dear! Um...- Not to worry, Miss Harper, these things happen!

1:12:05 > 1:12:08Oh, well, these things happen!

1:12:08 > 1:12:13So I said to him, "Mr Atkins, this cabbage is FAR from fresh!

1:12:13 > 1:12:15"In fact, it smells of..."

1:12:15 > 1:12:21- Ruairidh!- It smells of Ruairidh? - No, I meant Ruairidh!

1:12:21 > 1:12:25It wasn't my fault. These things happen.

1:12:25 > 1:12:28Not any more they don't, my lad!

1:12:28 > 1:12:30I hate grubby little boys.

1:12:30 > 1:12:34Have a bath and don't come down till you're clean!

1:12:38 > 1:12:43That's better! Make sure you stay that way! Go and play now!

1:12:43 > 1:12:45But...

1:12:45 > 1:12:51No buts! Little boys should be seen and not heard, ain't that right?

1:12:51 > 1:12:53Er, well...

1:12:53 > 1:12:58I think I'll go and do some gardening or something.

1:13:00 > 1:13:04Sorry about that, Ruairidh. You know what she's like.

1:13:04 > 1:13:07Yes! Worse luck!

1:13:07 > 1:13:11- Phugh!- Hiya, Ruairidh!

1:13:11 > 1:13:13Fancy a game of football?

1:13:13 > 1:13:18Yeah, but I can't. Aunt Clara will kill me if I get dirty.

1:13:18 > 1:13:21Me and footballs mean dirt!

1:13:22 > 1:13:25Oh, right. Well, see you!

1:13:26 > 1:13:28HE SNIFFS

1:13:28 > 1:13:31Phugh! What a pong!

1:13:31 > 1:13:37Yeah, it's smelly, this compost, but it does wonders for my rhubarb!

1:13:37 > 1:13:39Want to help me spread it?

1:13:40 > 1:13:45Yeah, you're right, you're BOUND to get in a mess,

1:13:45 > 1:13:48and Aunt Clara wouldn't like that!

1:13:48 > 1:13:51Ruairidh, could you empty the dustbin for me?

1:13:51 > 1:13:55No, maybe I'd better do it myself.

1:13:55 > 1:13:58Dustbins and you mean dirt!

1:13:58 > 1:13:59Oh!

1:13:59 > 1:14:03And I like emptying the dustbin, too!

1:14:08 > 1:14:11Who's a nice clean boy, then, eh?

1:14:11 > 1:14:13Me.

1:14:13 > 1:14:18Yes! Clever boy! Oh, isn't this nice, just the two of us

1:14:18 > 1:14:21and...

1:14:23 > 1:14:24..ANTS!

1:14:24 > 1:14:28They're all over me! Oh!

1:14:28 > 1:14:33- Quick, the grass cuttings! Roll in the grass cuttings!- Agh!

1:14:33 > 1:14:35Agh!

1:14:35 > 1:14:37Whoo!

1:14:37 > 1:14:43Good. Now, cover yourself in compost. Ants hate that!

1:14:43 > 1:14:45Agh! Whoo!

1:14:49 > 1:14:53Well, it seems to have got rid of the ants.

1:14:55 > 1:14:58I think perhaps I should be going now.

1:15:02 > 1:15:05She was covered in ants,

1:15:05 > 1:15:09so I told her to roll in the grass and the compost.

1:15:09 > 1:15:13I never knew that could get rid of ants!

1:15:13 > 1:15:18Nor did I - especially not very large AUNTS called Clara!

1:15:21 > 1:15:26# Na-na-na-na-na-na! Hey, there! We are little monsters!

1:15:26 > 1:15:32# Na-na-na-na-na-na! Hey, there! We are little monsters!

1:15:32 > 1:15:34# Little monsters, yeah! #

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