Kiwi Caper

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Welcome to my Nightmares Of Nature.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08I'm Naomi Wilkinson...

0:00:08 > 0:00:10SHE SCREAMS Oh, my goodness!

0:00:10 > 0:00:14..and I'm coming face-to-face with the nightmares of the animal world.

0:00:15 > 0:00:16Oh!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18The ones that make your spine tingle...

0:00:18 > 0:00:19SHE WHIMPERS

0:00:19 > 0:00:23..your heart beat faster...

0:00:23 > 0:00:25There it is, there it is!

0:00:25 > 0:00:27..and your blood run cold.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Are they truly terrifying?

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Or is there a twist in the tale?

0:00:34 > 0:00:36SEAL BARKS

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Come with me as I shine a light on wildlife's

0:00:38 > 0:00:40deepest, darkest secrets.

0:00:41 > 0:00:45And see if you can guess which will be my worst nightmare.

0:00:47 > 0:00:52Kia ora! This time I've travelled further than ever.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55To a land miles and miles from anywhere.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59It's taken me days to get here.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01My body clock's wrecked.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03I've got no idea what time it is.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07And now, I've got to face the nightmares of New Zealand!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10We'll be crisscrossing New Zealand

0:01:10 > 0:01:13and passing through some epic landscapes.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16And after three days on a plane, it's good to get out.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20But we're not here to sightsee. Oh, no!

0:01:20 > 0:01:24We're on a collision course with some serious critters.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26From real-life monsters...

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Ooh!

0:01:27 > 0:01:31..to super-sharp slime shooters.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Ah! It just... - It did it really far, didn't it?

0:01:34 > 0:01:38And a jawed beastie of giant proportions.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Oh, I don't like that!

0:01:42 > 0:01:46First up is something that's a bit of an oddball.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49It's small, it's furry, some even say sweet.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52But...it's not one of these,

0:01:52 > 0:01:56as Stu our cameraman thought when he first read the script!

0:01:56 > 0:02:00It's actually one of New Zealand's most curious of creatures.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02The kiwi.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Kiwis are small,

0:02:03 > 0:02:07quirky birds that live deep in the forest of New Zealand.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10They're rarely ever seen, and come out at night

0:02:10 > 0:02:11to forage for food.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14But this is New Zealand's national icon.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16How could it possibly be a nightmare?

0:02:21 > 0:02:24To find out more, I've come to Rainbow Springs Nature Park,

0:02:24 > 0:02:26to meet kiwi expert Emma.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32She's got some brand-new babies that have recently hatched.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36To make sure I don't give the kiwis my germs, I have to get kitted up.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42- There we go.- Oh, it's bigger than I thought it would be.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Oh, how cute is that? Look at his massive long beak.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47There we go.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51What a little poppet. It's a complete fluff ball, isn't it?

0:02:51 > 0:02:52He certainly is.

0:02:52 > 0:02:57So, he weighs a nice 326g,

0:02:57 > 0:03:00but what we're going to do is we'll give him a quick health check...

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Yep.- ..and make sure that everything's all right.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05OK, so we'll just let you crack on.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09'At this age, checking the health of the kiwi is vitally important

0:03:09 > 0:03:10'to ensure it survives.'

0:03:12 > 0:03:16- I just look at the eyes and the ears.- Tiny little eyes, hasn't it?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18'Spending most of the time in the dark,

0:03:18 > 0:03:20'you'd think kiwi would have big eyes.'

0:03:20 > 0:03:22They just have vision like you and I.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25So, it's at a bit of a disadvantage for a nocturnal creature, then.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29Absolutely, but they have extra nerves at the tip of their bill,

0:03:29 > 0:03:31and that's how they find their food.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33It's the most unlike bird I've ever seen, I think.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36EMMA LAUGHS Kind of fluffy, massive feet.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Can't really see very well in the dark considering it's nocturnal.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Yeah. And I'll show you their little wing.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44A little, tiny thing. There it is.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46That's its tiny little wing!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48So, he's not flying anywhere with that, is he?

0:03:48 > 0:03:51'I can see a bit of a pattern, here.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54'They can't see that well, and they can't fly.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57'The kiwi is one unlucky bird.'

0:03:57 > 0:03:59So, if it's not able to fly, does that mean it's quite

0:03:59 > 0:04:02vulnerable cos it can't fly away from predators?

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Absolutely, but of course when

0:04:05 > 0:04:08kiwi were here before humans arrived,

0:04:08 > 0:04:11there were no mammalian predators to bother the kiwi,

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- so that's why it evolved to not fly...- Yeah.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16..and unfortunately now...

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Yeah, it's not able to keep up with all the predators

0:04:19 > 0:04:21that we've brought in to New Zealand.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Unfortunately, humans have introduced

0:04:23 > 0:04:27a whole range of animals to New Zealand, such as...

0:04:27 > 0:04:28the rat,

0:04:28 > 0:04:30the ferret,

0:04:30 > 0:04:32and the stoat.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Not to mention the cat...

0:04:35 > 0:04:37and the dog...

0:04:37 > 0:04:40who all hunt the poor kiwi.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45Sleep well.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49But for now, this little kiwi is safe in his bed.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54With the check-up completed, it's now off outside,

0:04:54 > 0:04:58to find some older kiwi in their homes.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Ohh, we've woken you up.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Oh, it's a bigger one!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05'Laura needs to make sure that this kiwi is fit and healthy,

0:05:05 > 0:05:08'so it's off to the weighing station.'

0:05:08 > 0:05:10So, if they weren't in these enclosures,

0:05:10 > 0:05:14what would be their chance of survival out in the wild?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16They'd, unfortunately, only have about

0:05:16 > 0:05:19a 5% survival rate to get to about six months old,

0:05:19 > 0:05:23so the reason why we do what we do

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- is we keep them safe through that vulnerable time.- Yeah.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29So, once they get up to a kilo in weight,

0:05:29 > 0:05:31they're able to defend themselves against their number one

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- predator, which is the stoat. - And you can let them go.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Absolutely, yeah. Got to save our national icon.- Yes.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41So, he's a whopping 986g.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43So, that's really exciting.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46So, as soon as he reaches a kilo,

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- he's off into the wild?- Absolutely.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51He'll be back out to where the egg came from.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54'But even with this kick-start to life,

0:05:54 > 0:05:56'it's not going to be easy.'

0:05:59 > 0:06:01'Life is tough being a kiwi.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06They dig in the ground for food,

0:06:06 > 0:06:10but have their nostrils at the end of their beak.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13So their nose gets bunged up with soil.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Achoo!

0:06:15 > 0:06:17They come out at night-time,

0:06:17 > 0:06:19but they can't see that well!

0:06:19 > 0:06:21CRASH!

0:06:23 > 0:06:26And they're birds that can't fly.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Which means they get nailed by dogs, cats, and...

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Well, everything else, it seems.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34DOG BARKS

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Poor, unlucky kiwi.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39I almost daren't ask, Emma.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Is there anything else the kiwi has to handle?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44There is one more nightmarishly

0:06:44 > 0:06:47different thing that kiwi do. Let me show you something.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50It doesn't surprise me you say there is something else.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52What is it?

0:06:52 > 0:06:55So, here we have an X-ray of a kiwi.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59So, you can see, this is the long beak, the backbone,

0:06:59 > 0:07:01and a huge...

0:07:01 > 0:07:03eye-wateringly large egg.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06That's almost the size of its body!

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Absolutely.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10And when she lays that, a couple of weeks later,

0:07:10 > 0:07:11she has to lay another one.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Ooh!- I don't fancy it.- Ow!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15EMMA LAUGHS

0:07:24 > 0:07:26The kiwi!

0:07:26 > 0:07:28No, not the fruit!

0:07:28 > 0:07:31One of New Zealand's most captivating creatures,

0:07:31 > 0:07:32but they're so, so unlucky.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35They can't see well in the dark, they don't fly,

0:07:35 > 0:07:39they lay an egg that is eye-wateringly ginormous,

0:07:39 > 0:07:43and now I could be calling it my worst nightmare, too!

0:07:43 > 0:07:44I'm sorry.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49From freak to unique.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Something sinister is lurking in the undergrowth.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57When you think of worms, you probably think of slimy,

0:07:57 > 0:08:00but pretty much harmless wriggly things

0:08:00 > 0:08:01that live in your garden.

0:08:01 > 0:08:06Well, there's a worm that lives here in New Zealand, that's a bit weird.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08It's got legs, it's got teeth,

0:08:08 > 0:08:10and it likes to hunt.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14The velvet worm.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Tiny, squishy, perhaps even cute.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22But don't be fooled, as there's more to this critter than meets the eye.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24A voracious predator,

0:08:24 > 0:08:27lurking in the depths of the forest.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29It has some truly sinister tricks up

0:08:29 > 0:08:32its velvety sleeve.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33I'm going to try and find one.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37And I've got biologist supremo, Steve, to help me.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Right, why have you brought me to a big old log?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- That's lovely, isn't it? - NAOMI LAUGHS

0:08:48 > 0:08:51- This might be a place we'd find velvet worms.- OK.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Where would we look?- We'd have to look right down

0:08:53 > 0:08:57- in the guts of the business, down here, perhaps.- OK...

0:08:57 > 0:08:58So, you break bits off.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00So, the only way we can do this

0:09:00 > 0:09:03is to gently pull away

0:09:03 > 0:09:04bits of the rotting log.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07When you open it up, there's all these cavities,

0:09:07 > 0:09:08- these little tunnels.- Ah.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- It's dark, it's like a mysterious world.- Amazing.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15'Whilst this is the perfect hiding spot for the velvet worm,

0:09:15 > 0:09:17'unfortunately, no-one seems to be at home.'

0:09:19 > 0:09:21OK. Nothing there. Let's keep looking.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26We may have struck out on our first attempt,

0:09:26 > 0:09:30but Steve assures me we'll have better luck deeper into the forest.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Heading into the bush! - Here we are, this is THE bush.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36This worm had better be worth it. STEVE LAUGHS

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Actually, it's quite a climb!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40THEY LAUGH

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Ooh!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Well, this is... This looks like a...- This bit is a good one?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- What we could do, we could actually go the other side.- Yeah.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Oop! Oh, dear.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53OK, so are we thinking in here? Is there a worm in there?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- There are bits we can lift off. - Ooh, what's that?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- There's another one of your millipedes.- Oh.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10It's funny, because I don't actually know what I'm looking for.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11A worm with legs and teeth.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13THEY LAUGH

0:10:20 > 0:10:21- SHOUTS:- I've got something!

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Have you got one?- I'm up here!- Ah!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Have we got one?- Yeah!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Take care. Walk slowly, everybody.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30We're coming, we're coming.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34OK, well, cos I've seen these things lots of times,

0:10:34 > 0:10:37even though I can only catch a glimmer of a few feet,

0:10:37 > 0:10:39I know there's one in there.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- And you think this is an adult?- And let's just lift off this bit of...

0:10:42 > 0:10:44It's still stuck on.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Oh, and, actually, that is a monster.- Oh!

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Wow! Gosh, it's really blue.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52That's about as big as they get for these North Island ones.

0:10:52 > 0:10:53Look at her funny, stubby legs.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56What they call lobopods, and they're specialised legs,

0:10:56 > 0:10:57and they're just filled with fluid.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00And, I tell you what, we'll just give it a bit of stimulus.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02I'm just going to gently touch its antennae.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Oh!- Ah! It just...- You see it...? Really far, didn't it?

0:11:05 > 0:11:06HE LAUGHS

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- What's it doing?- It's on my finger. It's fired its glue guns.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10You don't know about that, do you?

0:11:10 > 0:11:14That's the secret, the dark secret of the velvet worm.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16- But catch a look at that. Can you see?- It shoots slime?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18- It shoots slime. - Why does it do that?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20- What it has those for is to hunt, to catch its prey.- Oh.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Cos it's just a soft-bodied animal, but it hunts animals,

0:11:23 > 0:11:26it hunts other little animals.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Yep, the velvet worm shoots slime.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33On each side of its head are slime-firing pistols.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Like a super-sharp shooter,

0:11:35 > 0:11:38it launches lassoes of goo at its target.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Splat!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42The sticky substance traps its victim,

0:11:42 > 0:11:44so it can't get away.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51- So, once it's caught its prey, then what would happen?- Ah.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54- Cos it's quite slow moving, isn't it?- Yeah. Well, that's the thing.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Did you see how quick that was?

0:11:59 > 0:12:00That was the fast bit.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03And then it does the next exciting thing,

0:12:03 > 0:12:05which is it gets out its fangs.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08It's got these great big fangs that come out of its mouth,

0:12:08 > 0:12:09and it slashes a hole.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13Then it kind of vomits into it, it sicks up inside the food,

0:12:13 > 0:12:17and it digests the animal kind of in its own body...

0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Yeah?- And then it...sluurrp! Drinks out the...

0:12:20 > 0:12:22- That's like a nice soup.- Yeah, like a smoothie.- Mm, nice(!)

0:12:22 > 0:12:25It sucks out all that goodness and just leaves the hard bits behind.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29What we'll do, though, is we'll see if she'll come and walk on you.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33- As long as it doesn't do that slime thing again.- OK.- Right.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36So, we'll just gently roll her out onto you hand.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38- OK, I mean you no harm.- Now you can see...- Oh, look at those legs!

0:12:38 > 0:12:41- You see a belly, and all her legs. - Oh, the legs.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43And you wouldn't think that something so small and

0:12:43 > 0:12:45delicate would be packed with such sort of

0:12:45 > 0:12:47mean...sinister weapons.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Yeah. Yes, that's right.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Very sinister weapons, and it's a real hunter,

0:12:51 > 0:12:54and it is unlike any other kind of animal.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03The velvet worm.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05It may look soft and squidgy,

0:13:05 > 0:13:08but this is a worm with weapons.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Rampaging through the undergrowth,

0:13:10 > 0:13:14firing slime at its victims. Pew!

0:13:14 > 0:13:17And that is a very real nightmare.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19'I'll tell you what, though,

0:13:19 > 0:13:23'being able to shoot slime would be pretty useful.'

0:13:29 > 0:13:31HER STOMACH RUMBLES

0:13:46 > 0:13:48NAOMI LAUGHS

0:14:00 > 0:14:03When the crew first told me I was coming to New Zealand, I thought,

0:14:03 > 0:14:08"Great, there is absolutely nothing that lives there that's scary."

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Well, now that I'm actually here,

0:14:10 > 0:14:11I've been told a story of a

0:14:11 > 0:14:14giant snake-like creature

0:14:14 > 0:14:16so ferocious it's rumoured to have

0:14:16 > 0:14:19devoured dogs and even people.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23And apparently, this river is where they live.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28But this is no snake.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Incredibly, no snakes are found in New Zealand.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35This mysterious creature starts life in the sea,

0:14:35 > 0:14:39and then moves up rivers, where it hunts for its prey.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42A super-sized giant,

0:14:42 > 0:14:45some say growing to monstrous sizes.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48But do these meat-eaters deserve

0:14:48 > 0:14:50their menacing reputations?

0:14:50 > 0:14:54Let me introduce you to the longfin eel.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01To help me on my quest, I've met up with eel enthusiast Laura.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Well, Laura, I am absolutely loving

0:15:08 > 0:15:11the idea of coming face-to-face with a two-metre eel.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Yes, I am. I'm not lying...

0:15:14 > 0:15:16How ferocious are they?

0:15:16 > 0:15:19There's definitely myths and legends that say they can be pretty

0:15:19 > 0:15:22- ferocious.- So is it true that they do bite people?

0:15:22 > 0:15:26There has been stories of them biting people. They do have teeth.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30Their teeth actually go the wrong way, so if they bite onto something

0:15:30 > 0:15:35- they use a corkscrew, a little bit like a crocodile, to pull.- Oh, no!

0:15:35 > 0:15:37And you think there might be some just a little bit further ahead?

0:15:37 > 0:15:41I think we might meet a few if we go this way.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42But what if...?

0:15:44 > 0:15:45Oh.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50'It was time to step into a lair of giants.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52'First, we have to find them.'

0:15:53 > 0:15:54So, apparently,

0:15:54 > 0:15:57up round here is where they might normally be hanging out.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02What's that? Ooh, is that a head moving? There.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04I saw something moving in there.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07'But just when our backs are turned...'

0:16:07 > 0:16:09- Behind you!- Where? Where?

0:16:09 > 0:16:12NAOMI GASPS Oh! Look at the size of him!

0:16:12 > 0:16:14- That's just a little one! - That's...That's a little one?

0:16:14 > 0:16:17- That's just a little one. - It's coming straight for your legs.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19- It's coming right towards me. - Do we need to worry?

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Well, one thing they like to do...

0:16:22 > 0:16:24You know how babies pop things in their mouth to figure out

0:16:24 > 0:16:27- what they are?- Yeah... - That's what these guys do.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Can I get out now?

0:16:32 > 0:16:35- Can they see us from under the water?- They don't see very well.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38They've got these beautiful blue eyes,

0:16:38 > 0:16:41but unfortunately they're just about blind.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44That's why they're using all their other senses to figure out

0:16:44 > 0:16:48what's going on, things like those protruding nostrils.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52That helps them smell things from around 100 metres away.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55'And it seems they can smell us in the water,

0:16:55 > 0:16:59'as other dark shapes start to appear from the shadows.'

0:17:00 > 0:17:04- Oh, there's two now! - Here's another one, there.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06So, what do they eat to grow to be that big?

0:17:06 > 0:17:11They'll eat tadpoles, small fish, baby ducklings,

0:17:11 > 0:17:14livestock if it drowned in the river, if the river's swelled.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18- They'd eat a sheep? Something that big?- They would. Yep, they would.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21You often hear stories from farmers that say if the river's flooded

0:17:21 > 0:17:25and livestock drowns, that the eels have come and cleaned it up.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29- Ooh! And you just get left with their bones?- Pretty much.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Ah! I guess our work here's done now, isn't it?

0:17:37 > 0:17:39It's been good to see them, but it's getting a bit cold.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Can we get out yet?

0:17:41 > 0:17:45Actually, I've got one more job for you to do, so come with me.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48"Job"?

0:17:48 > 0:17:50A job... Oh...

0:17:52 > 0:17:58Whoa! There are so many of them, and they're so big. What's the plan?

0:17:58 > 0:18:03So, I've got some pretty stinky chicken skin and hen skin here

0:18:03 > 0:18:06- which we're going to feed them.- OK. - This'll be a real treat for them.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08So, I'm going to get you to help me.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11But I need you to be careful of your fingers, though,

0:18:11 > 0:18:14because they do have teeth, so just be a little bit careful

0:18:14 > 0:18:17- about where your fingers are and how close they are to you.- OK.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20- A big piece like that? - A big piece like that'll do.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22What's going to happen? Are they going to jump up?

0:18:22 > 0:18:24They're going to lift their heads up,

0:18:24 > 0:18:27because they're using that amazing sense of smell to find it.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Oh, dear... NAOMI SIGHS

0:18:31 > 0:18:36- Yep!- Do I let it go?- Yeah, they'll grab it out of your hands.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Got it.- There he goes!

0:18:42 > 0:18:43What's happening there?

0:18:43 > 0:18:46So, what they do, the ones that bite onto something,

0:18:46 > 0:18:50- they'll twist to pull it apart. - Tear off a piece. Whoa!

0:18:50 > 0:18:55'These are big animals, and they aren't afraid of coming close.'

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Whoo...

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Whoa!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02- They're strong! They're really strong.- They're very strong.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05I tried to hold on to that. Cor!

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Are they slimy to touch?

0:19:10 > 0:19:11Some people say they're slimy.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14What they do is when they're feeling a little bit threatened,

0:19:14 > 0:19:16so maybe if they're not in water -

0:19:16 > 0:19:21because they can be out of water, actually - they might secrete

0:19:21 > 0:19:24- a slime, and that would make them difficult to catch.- Yeah.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25So it's like a defence mechanism.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28But they're not always in the water? They can live out of water?

0:19:28 > 0:19:32They can, for about 48 hours or so. As long as they have a little bit of

0:19:32 > 0:19:37moisture around them, they can take themselves over land.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40So in that dewy, long morning grass in New Zealand,

0:19:40 > 0:19:43they might be taking themselves from one water source to another.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46- They can literally walk on the land? - They move like a snake.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49That's cool.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Ooh! Well, what can I say?

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Nature has a way of surprising you every single time.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59I never thought I would find myself coming face-to-face with

0:19:59 > 0:20:04a swarm of giant river eels. They are mahoosive! They're hungry.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07And they've got a seriously scary set of gnashers on them.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11But is it enough to make these slippery characters slide into that

0:20:11 > 0:20:12nightmare top spot?

0:20:16 > 0:20:21'So far, so good, but giant eels aren't the only things here

0:20:21 > 0:20:23'that grow to monster sizes.'

0:20:23 > 0:20:25OK, a bit of history for you.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28New Zealand was cut off from the rest of the world for

0:20:28 > 0:20:30millions of years.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Now, that means there are creatures that live here that can only

0:20:33 > 0:20:35be found here, nowhere else.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39And when some of these creatures are left to evolve on their own,

0:20:39 > 0:20:44isolated from everywhere else, sometimes they can grow big.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Now, wouldn't it be lovely if these were giant bunnies?

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Or giant fluffy penguins?

0:20:52 > 0:20:55But no, they have to be giant insects, don't they?

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Nice one...!

0:20:59 > 0:21:03'Luckily for me, I'm not going to be on my own for this one,

0:21:03 > 0:21:07'as I'm back with Steve to hide behind. Ahem. I mean accompany me.'

0:21:09 > 0:21:12- Right, what's the plan? - We're going to find a tree weta.

0:21:12 > 0:21:17- And what are weta?- Weta are just lovely, big, shiny insects.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19And they're only found in New Zealand?

0:21:19 > 0:21:22They only live in New Zealand. The giant crickets of New Zealand.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24So, how are we supposed to find them?

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Well, it would be hard, normally, because they're nocturnal,

0:21:26 > 0:21:28so they only come out at night naturally,

0:21:28 > 0:21:32and they hide away during the day inside holes in trees.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35But we've got some special boxes where we know the weta are in there,

0:21:35 > 0:21:39and we can open those boxes during the day and find the little beasts.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41- So we're going to go and check out those boxes now.- We are.- OK!

0:21:41 > 0:21:46'I'm used to boxes for birds, not insects.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48'How big are they going to be?!

0:21:49 > 0:21:52'Steve's insect boxes are located deep in the bush,

0:21:52 > 0:21:55'and it's proving to be a bit of a struggle.'

0:21:55 > 0:21:57- All right?- Thank you!

0:21:57 > 0:21:58SHE LAUGHS

0:21:58 > 0:22:04- So, just here we've got one of those weta roosts.- Ah! Let's have a look.

0:22:04 > 0:22:05Do you want to open it up?

0:22:05 > 0:22:08I'd like you to open it up, if you don't mind!

0:22:08 > 0:22:09Ooh...

0:22:09 > 0:22:13Oh, my word! SHE SHIVERS

0:22:13 > 0:22:17- This is a female tree weta.- Whoa!

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Strangely enough, even though they look big and fearsome,

0:22:19 > 0:22:22their main food is leaves.

0:22:22 > 0:22:26- Right.- So they go out and they chomp through leaves.

0:22:26 > 0:22:31But her jaws are small compared to the jaws of the big males,

0:22:31 > 0:22:34- the adult male.- So, do you think there's a male in that box?

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Let's see if we can find some males.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41- So...- They're a bit sort of cockroach-y, aren't they?

0:22:41 > 0:22:45Yeah, well done, a big one. Oh, that's a male, that's a male!

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Look at its jaws! SHE SHRIEKS

0:22:47 > 0:22:51Oh, I don't like that! It's got a totally different face.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55- His body is smaller than hers, but his head is much, much bigger.- Yeah!

0:22:57 > 0:22:59- Did it bite you? Are you OK? - No, it didn't.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02When he bites, he'll hang on.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06'And those super-sized jaws can draw blood, if I'm not careful.'

0:23:06 > 0:23:11- Ugh, its face is like an alien. - But a very beautiful alien.- Hmm...

0:23:12 > 0:23:15What are those enormous jaws for?

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Well, they're not for attacking mad biologists,

0:23:18 > 0:23:20although they will use them for that.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22They've got to feed, still, so they're still using their jaws

0:23:22 > 0:23:27to feed, but mostly they're being used to fight with other males.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30'Male weta can be fierce.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32'They live with groups of females,

0:23:32 > 0:23:37'and if another male comes along, he'll defend his prized mates.

0:23:37 > 0:23:42'And the battles between wrestling weta can be brutal.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43'But it's not just other weta

0:23:43 > 0:23:47'that should be wary of these feisty critters.'

0:23:47 > 0:23:51They do also react to predators, to things trying to eat them,

0:23:51 > 0:23:54and they'll wave their legs in the air, open their jaws.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56They'll make themselves look big.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58And certainly, when small birds try and attack a weta,

0:23:58 > 0:24:02- they will often give up. "I'll go and find something easier."- Really?!

0:24:02 > 0:24:04They can scare off birds?

0:24:04 > 0:24:10'Now that I've met these monster mouths, I've got a job to do.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13'Before I arrived, Steve had requested I bring something

0:24:13 > 0:24:16'with me to help with his research.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20'Gloves or a net to catch them, perhaps?

0:24:20 > 0:24:21'No. None of these.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23'Nail polish.'

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Well, I've brought some very funky colours with me,

0:24:25 > 0:24:27but we're not painting the weta's nails, are we?

0:24:27 > 0:24:29We're not going to paint their nails, no.

0:24:29 > 0:24:33The purpose is so that we know who is who, which weta is which weta.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36- Ah!- We don't need to beautify them, because they're already beautiful.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39The colour's there so that we can tell the difference between

0:24:39 > 0:24:42- each individual.- So you can see if it moves to a new box.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44- We know who they're pairing up with.- Mm-hm.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46So, how do we go about doing this?

0:24:46 > 0:24:48- I don't want to get bitten. - You don't want to get bitten.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51The first thing we're going to do is just open this box.

0:24:51 > 0:24:55It's just got one, and she's hidden behind the plastic there.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Whereabouts are we going to put a blob of this?

0:24:57 > 0:25:01We're going to put it on a flat area behind the head.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08- Can you see? So, you don't want too much on your brush.- Like that?

0:25:08 > 0:25:12- Is now a good time?- Yeah. - So, between its antennae in there?

0:25:12 > 0:25:14NAOMI SQUEALS

0:25:14 > 0:25:16NAOMI SHRIEKS

0:25:16 > 0:25:19She got wise. She got wise to me, didn't she?

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Put a pink blob on the dark square.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23Sorry, mate.

0:25:24 > 0:25:29- Enough?- She's fine.- How's that? - Perfect.- Is that all right? Good!

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Success!

0:25:31 > 0:25:34- Naomi's weta there.- There you go, pinky. Is that better, weta?

0:25:34 > 0:25:39- It's a fantastic colour. - Yeah. Much better, weta!

0:25:39 > 0:25:40A better weta!

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Lovely.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45'One box down, just one more to go,

0:25:45 > 0:25:48'and a new weta calls for a new colour.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54'It's a big, angry male! And Steve has something special in mind.'

0:25:54 > 0:25:56So, you've got a challenge.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58You're going to write your name on the back of a weta.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01- My name?- No, maybe just an N.

0:26:02 > 0:26:06- Does it help if I hold this? - Can it spin round and bite me?

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Absolutely not.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13- Right...- That never happens. - Oh, mate.- Oh, look at that!

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Look at that!

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Oh, yeah.

0:26:18 > 0:26:23- He didn't even move! Oh!- Brilliant. Fully qualified biologist.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26You know how to tag weta.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29'With the weta successfully marked, job's a good 'un.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32'And I didn't get bitten. Nice!'

0:26:33 > 0:26:38A giant insect with big ol' jaws, always up for a fight,

0:26:38 > 0:26:41a dead cert for my ultimate nightmare.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Having said that, I quite like how fearless and gutsy they are,

0:26:44 > 0:26:47so for now I think it's all still to play for.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59Well, that's just about it for this New Zealand adventure.

0:26:59 > 0:27:03Just got to decide which was my worst nightmare.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05'Monster eels? Nah.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08'Weta? Don't think so.'

0:27:08 > 0:27:11What do you think, guys? EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE

0:27:11 > 0:27:14Actually, don't bother. Don't trust you lot.

0:27:14 > 0:27:18They may be tiny, but the weaponised velvet worm with its slime-shooting

0:27:18 > 0:27:23pistols has shot to glory to become my worst nightmare here.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28I reckon it was the weta, Stu.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30Yeah, she doesn't know what she's talking about.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32I can hear you, you know.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39Cheese!

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Thanks very much!

0:27:41 > 0:27:44You're welcome. Nice to meet you all.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Most photos I've ever had taken, ever.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Looking like this! Yes!