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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Da, da, da, da, da!

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Da, da, da, da, da!

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Da, da, da! #

0:00:12 > 0:00:14- Nelly.- Oh, Nora.

0:00:15 > 0:00:16Ta-da!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26BIRDS TWEET

0:00:26 > 0:00:28HE SIGHS

0:00:29 > 0:00:33- Can we go to the beach today, Dad? - Please?

0:00:35 > 0:00:36HE LAUGHS

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Maybe this afternoon, girls.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40HIS STOMACH RUMBLES

0:00:40 > 0:00:42We haven't even had breakfast yet.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Yay!

0:00:44 > 0:00:46THEY GIGGLE

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Cows, Nora, look.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Cows?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54MOO!

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Hello, cows. Hello!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04MOO!

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Oh!

0:01:07 > 0:01:12Cows don't understand English, Nora. You have to say moo.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Oh, moo.- Moo!

0:01:17 > 0:01:19MOO!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21SHE GIGGLES

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Moo! Moo!

0:01:27 > 0:01:29It worked. They're coming.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31ENGINE WHIRRING

0:01:36 > 0:01:39The cows are coming, Farmer Joe. Look!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41SHE GIGGLES

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Oh! They're coming to you.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Oh, they always come to see me, Nora,

0:01:54 > 0:01:57- in case I'm bringing them a treat. - HE LAUGHS

0:01:57 > 0:02:03- Are you?- Not today, Nelly. They've got lots of tasty grass to eat

0:02:03 > 0:02:05and that's all the treats they need.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06HE LAUGHS

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Hello, Mrs Bonner. Did you see the cows?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Which cows?

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Um...

0:02:23 > 0:02:24Oh!

0:02:33 > 0:02:36They're all lying down, Nora.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Do you think they're tired?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41MOO!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Or maybe they ate too much grass?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46MRS BONNER LAUGHS

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Or maybe it's going to rain.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52My mother always told me cows lie down when it's going to rain.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Oh, no! If it rains, Dad won't take us to the beach.

0:03:02 > 0:03:08It's not raining now. Maybe Dad will take us anyway.

0:03:08 > 0:03:13But if he sees the cows lying down he'll think it's going to rain.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- Let's make the cows stand up again. - Ah!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24BOTH: Moo! Moo!

0:03:28 > 0:03:29SHE SIGHS

0:03:29 > 0:03:33Cows don't understand cow talk either!

0:03:38 > 0:03:40BOTH: Yay!

0:03:43 > 0:03:50Stand-up, cows! Look, your favourite - long, lovely grass.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Nom, nom, nom, nom! Mmmm!

0:03:56 > 0:03:57MOO!

0:03:59 > 0:04:04Oh, the cows came over when they saw Farmer Joe.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11THEY IMITATE A TRACTOR

0:04:15 > 0:04:21IN A DEEP VOICE: Hello, cows. I'm Farmer Nora. I'm very busy.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I have farm work to do.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29- I have to feed chickens. - No, the cows!

0:04:29 > 0:04:32The treats, the treats.

0:04:32 > 0:04:37Ah, no, but first I have some cow treats.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Come on, cows. Moo!

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Is it working?

0:04:46 > 0:04:47SHE SIGHS

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Ah!

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Nelly!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Farmer Joe, Farmer Joe, the cows won't come over.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03We've tried everything.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06HE LAUGHS

0:05:06 > 0:05:11Well now, when they won't come for me, I call them like this.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Hee, wee, ooo! Hee, ai, ooo!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15BOTH: Oh!

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Hey, come on. Come on, now.

0:05:16 > 0:05:22- HE CLICKS - Up, up, up, come on, now!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Up! - HE WHISTLES

0:05:24 > 0:05:26HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:05:28 > 0:05:30- Ummm... - THEY GIGGLE

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Eee-aww!

0:05:34 > 0:05:35MOO!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Hee- haw! Hee- haw!

0:05:40 > 0:05:41MOO!

0:05:44 > 0:05:50BOTH: Hee-haw, whoo! He haw! Whoo, whoo! Come on, now. Come on! Come on!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02BOTH: Yay!

0:06:03 > 0:06:04MOO!

0:06:04 > 0:06:10Nelly, Nora. Wow, look at all those cows.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11MOO!

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Right, we can go to the beach now, girls.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16BOTH: Yay!

0:06:23 > 0:06:24THUNDER RUMBLES

0:06:24 > 0:06:30Oh, dear. I didn't think it was going to rain today.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34- Never mind.- We brought our raincoats just in case.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40THEY LAUGH

0:06:44 > 0:06:46MOO!