0:00:05 > 0:00:07Time to get my ninja on...
0:00:07 > 0:00:09and my clothes.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29An art ninja never cries, no matter what happens.
0:00:29 > 0:00:30Hello, baby Vicky. BABY CRIES
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Hello, it's Uncle Ricky.
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Here's the toy, here's the toy.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Here comes the toy. Yeah.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Where's it gone? Where's it gone? BABY BABBLES
0:00:38 > 0:00:39Where HAS it gone?
0:00:43 > 0:00:44How about...
0:00:45 > 0:00:47..comfort blanket?
0:00:47 > 0:00:48- BABY:- Blanket.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Did she just say blanket?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Here's a quick art tip of how to draw a baby.
0:00:56 > 0:01:01So, I'm going to start by giving it a nice big head and large eyes.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Babies always seem to have big eyes.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09And some eyelashes. This just makes your baby look really cute.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Next draw a little nose, tiny little ears.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Now I'm going to draw the dummy.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20That's just a circle with a kind of horseshoe shape
0:01:20 > 0:01:22on top of that.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Have a smile behind it.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Now a little bit of curly hair.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29I'll draw the body quite small.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Arms outstretched, maybe for a little hug.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35And the bottom part I'm going to do
0:01:35 > 0:01:37a big nappy and then I'm going to have
0:01:37 > 0:01:41the little legs pointing out with
0:01:41 > 0:01:43the feet pointing upwards so it looks
0:01:43 > 0:01:44like they're sitting down.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47There you go, a quick art tip.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Don't be a baby.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Have a go yourself.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01BABY CRIES
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Ricky, Ricky, Ricky!
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Shh, baby Vicky's asleep.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Ricky, can you make art with a plastic box?
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Keep a lid on it, I'm busy.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Aww!
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Hi Ricky, it's Shari from Dixi and I was wondering if you can make
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- something with this? - HORN TOOTS
0:02:20 > 0:02:24You may be from Dixi, but that's a bit tricksy.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Hey, what's this guy got?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Hey, Ricky, what can you make with a cardboard box?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29That's more like it. I pick you.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Yay!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34I'm going to use a cardboard box to make a pixelated mask,
0:02:34 > 0:02:38like in a computer game. I'll just go grab some things.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Got my box,
0:02:40 > 0:02:43got some colouring pencils and, just to lay out my design,
0:02:43 > 0:02:45I've got myself some gridded paper
0:02:45 > 0:02:48here and I'm going to use it to do my design of a face.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50My baby niece Vicky's here right now,
0:02:50 > 0:02:52so I think I'm going to do my mask of a baby.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55I think eight-by-eight is a good amount,
0:02:55 > 0:02:58just enough detail for a video-games character.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00So, I'm going to draw off an eight-by-eight grid.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05One, two, three, four.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Going to need to have some eyes, so I'm going to pop those in first.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13So I'm making my design by just colouring in separate squares.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Just going to add some red for some rosy cheeks and then I'm going
0:03:17 > 0:03:19to add a dummy.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21It doesn't need to be super neat, because it's just a guide for me
0:03:21 > 0:03:23to make my mask.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25And now I'm going to colour in the rest of the face.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27It's a nice pinky colour.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30There we go, I have the design for my mask.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33So, now I need to transfer that design onto my box.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35And as I've broken this up into an eight-by-eight grid,
0:03:35 > 0:03:37I need to do the same thing to the box.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44About 40 centimetres in width and it's a square box,
0:03:44 > 0:03:48so 40 centimetres in height, so what's 40 divided by eight?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- Five.- Five, thank you.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52OK, now I'm going to copy that eight-by-eight grid,
0:03:52 > 0:03:55five centimetres for each block, onto my box.
0:03:55 > 0:04:00That's it. And I'm going to do the same along the top.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03There you go. Now I'm going to draw lines along.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08And lines across.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11OK, Joel, I've got my eight-by-eight grid on the box,
0:04:11 > 0:04:13so now I need to make the coloured squares so I can transfer my design
0:04:13 > 0:04:17onto the box. So, I'm just going to make one for the skin tone here.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22So, I'm going to cut this into a strip because then it makes me
0:04:22 > 0:04:26easy to cut off loads of separate five-centimetre squares.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30OK, so I've got a strip and I'm just going to cut along from where
0:04:30 > 0:04:33I put the five-centimetre mark and I've got one of my first squares.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I could sit here and I could cut out all the other squares or I could use
0:04:36 > 0:04:38some ninja skills. What do you reckon?
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Ninja skills!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Yeah! There we go!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44I'm going to poke holes in the box so I can have some eyeholes
0:04:44 > 0:04:45to see through.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46That's one.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51I'm going to cut them out with some scissors.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Now I can start sticking on the separate squares of my design.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59I'm going to start with the blonde hair, I think.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01It's kind of like painting by numbers.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03You just throw on the colours to match the design.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08I just quite like the way this reinforces the idea of pixels.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Now I'm going to move on and put some skin colour on it.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Going to add some rosy cheeks as well.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16This is the whites of the eyes.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18OK, here's the last bit on there.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20And now I need to do the other sides.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23I'm going to do that with some ninja skills.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Ii-ya!
0:05:24 > 0:05:25There we go.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- You ready to see it, Joel?- Yeah.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Well, the only way to show off a mask is to put it on.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36How does it look?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Wow, Ricky, that's amazing!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- Looks good, yeah?- Yeah.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42What would you give it out of ten?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44This much squared.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Yeah, that's about ten.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50I'll take that. Thanks very much, dude.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51It was a great suggestion.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Bye.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06HE SNIFFS
0:06:07 > 0:06:09You pong!
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Better change her...
0:06:12 > 0:06:14..with some ninja skills.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19- So much poo. BABY:- Poo.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20What did you say?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Must be hearing things.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Anyway, you're all clean, but I'm not.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29I must get washed.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Poo.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Hey, you there.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Someone been winding you up?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- Other than you?- Well,
0:06:45 > 0:06:51now you can play practical jokes on your mates with this delightful soap
0:06:51 > 0:06:52that looks like poo.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Here's how you make it.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Take a bar of soap and grate it into a bowl.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08GRATE!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Done.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Now pop that in the microwave...
0:07:16 > 0:07:17MICROWAVE BEEPS
0:07:17 > 0:07:18..for ten seconds.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21MICROWAVE DINGS
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Warm.
0:07:24 > 0:07:29Now, take a tablespoon of coffee and add some warm water.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32And stir...
0:07:35 > 0:07:38..until it's a nice paste.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Add that to your soap.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46And mix it with your hands.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Really get in there.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Now mould it into a sausage shape.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Shape it as desired.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Classic.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Fake-poo soap.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Remember, it's not real,
0:08:19 > 0:08:22but it's excellent for cleaning you from top to bottom.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27To be fair, I do like most of the products he sells.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29This isn't my favourite, though.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30It's probably my number two.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Now go to the website and get your ninja on.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Art ninja!