Ping Pong Balls for Breakfast

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Anything is possible in the world of magic.

0:00:04 > 0:00:07You can make yourself disappear.

0:00:07 > 0:00:08Cut down on cooking time.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10Ping-pong balls for breakfast.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13And best of all, baffle a traffic warden.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Welcome to Now You See It.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Max Somerset hasn't just parked illegally,

0:00:33 > 0:00:36he also seems to have stolen Doctor Who's jacket.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38- What is it this time?- You haven't paid and displayed, sir.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39I haven't paid and displayed?

0:00:39 > 0:00:43- No.- But I put money in there, I've got it until 13.05.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46I'm sorry, sir, no, no, if you pay and display, then you would have

0:00:46 > 0:00:48a ticket. You don't have no ticket. I'm sorry, sir.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50- How much is one of these? - That's £50, sir.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54£50? Oh, you're absolutely right.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57It is £50.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Thanks very much indeed, I appreciate that.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Thank you, let your Chief Warden know that I am very grateful.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05I appreciate that. I suppose I won't be needing this. Thank you so much.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08On the downside, he did get a £100 fine for littering.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Would you perform a handstand on top of a wobbly pile of old bits

0:01:13 > 0:01:16of plastic? Of course not.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18You'd fall off. So would I.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20This boy doesn't.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22He performs the handstand with no problem whatsoever.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Ta-da!

0:01:27 > 0:01:28And then he falls off.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31On the plus side, he does win the award

0:01:31 > 0:01:33for most premature use of the phrase...

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Ta-da!

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Money Fun now, and here's Spider-Man paying his lunch bill.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46And who wouldn't want to be able to do this trick?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Finally, here's some people chasing a fiver,

0:01:55 > 0:01:57so they can hand it in to the police, I expect(!)

0:02:07 > 0:02:11The key here is to chase the money while retaining your dignity.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19"Honestly, it just fell out of my purse and blew into your hand."

0:02:23 > 0:02:25He really wants that money.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29But not as much as this guy.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Time now to enjoy the work of master illusionist Andrew Mayne.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38I want to take a picture of you and your car.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41This girl loves her car and spends thousands of dollars on it.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42It's her pride and joy.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44And if anything was to happen to it,

0:02:44 > 0:02:46to use her own words, she'd "have a meltdown".

0:02:49 > 0:02:51You know what I think we need to do here,

0:02:51 > 0:02:53ever heard of wax voodoo therapy?

0:02:54 > 0:02:55No.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Does this look familiar?- Yeah.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01- Does it look like your car? - Yes.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03What I want to try to do is I want to take all the negative energy...

0:03:03 > 0:03:06- OK.- ..and put it right into this little car.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- OK.- Take your left hand, hold on to the pen.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09All right?

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Hold it out here. All right.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Don't let go. We're going to melt all that negative energy away.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17This is going to be the last meltdown about this car.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18Good, I'm glad.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Make sure you don't get that on my shoes.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Not sure getting wax on your shoes

0:03:26 > 0:03:28is the worst thing that could happen here.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30So there you go, the last meltdown.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Well, not the LAST meltdown.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- SHE GASPS - Oh, my God!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44It looks like THAT is the last meltdown.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46I can't look at it like this.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49You CAN look at it like this, you just can't DRIVE it like this.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Still, it's only a car.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55As we all know, three is the magic number

0:03:55 > 0:03:58and here's three magical tips for healthy eating.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03No need to eat more fruit. Just eat the same fruit over and over again.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Ping-pong balls for breakfast.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Get plenty of protein.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Yummy.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13And if you don't enjoy eating healthy food,

0:04:13 > 0:04:14just do this to it first.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Interestingly, over the years, my Granny Smith got smaller.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21She is 83 and 4ft 6 now.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Here's six-year-old Gagan Satish

0:04:28 > 0:04:31who likes nothing more than roller-skating

0:04:31 > 0:04:33under very low things.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Don't try what Gagan is doing.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37He's a trained Guinness World Record holder

0:04:37 > 0:04:40and this was a fully supervised stunt.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42That was the traditional very low pole.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Now he's going to attempt to go under a line of 4x4s.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Well, it's one way to check for oil leaks.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Nobody knows what that boy's going to do next.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02His career's in limbo(!)

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Let's welcome wonderful Copenhagen-based magician Dogzini.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10He's a Great Dane! Sorry(!)

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Dogzini is a brilliant performer, but a word of warning -

0:05:16 > 0:05:17don't get too close to him.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Not because you'll see how the magic's done,

0:05:19 > 0:05:21he just has REALLY stinky breath.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28His best trick is pulling a rabbit out of his hat

0:05:28 > 0:05:30and then chasing it for 20 minutes.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Now, this will be brilliant.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36He's going to make that lighthouse disappear.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Hang on, all he's done is swipe his phone to a different photo.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44That's not much of a...trick?!

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Vanishing a lighthouse is all very well

0:05:49 > 0:05:52but here's a more practical use for your magic skills.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Please let that be my street.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Now, I promise, this trick does involve more than just a random bloke chewing gum.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31The worst part is, he found that gum stuck under the balcony railings.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36This is what I'd call a hat trick.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40What's even more impressive

0:06:40 > 0:06:42is that there's a rabbit in that hat as well.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Here's what I want you to do, I want you to pick any card.- OK.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Now, I want you to write your name

0:06:49 > 0:06:51and the first six digits of your phone number on it.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Magician Stuart Edge is going to some extreme lengths to get

0:06:54 > 0:06:55this girl's phone number.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59I want you to put that card anywhere you'd like in the deck right there.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00OK, Rachel.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03If the leather jacket with shirt and tie hasn't put her off yet,

0:07:03 > 0:07:04then nothing will.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Where did he go?

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Best not to try doing magic tricks in front of oncoming vehicles.

0:07:15 > 0:07:20Stuart may have terrible fashion sense, but he is a trained magician.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Is she amazed or is she just looking for a taxi

0:07:22 > 0:07:24to get the heck out of there?

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Is this your card?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oh, too late. Guess who's back?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Now, that's what I call a pick-up truck!

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Magic really does light up your life sometimes.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Oh, great, my favourite subject - food.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54I've seen a lot of magic tricks but he takes the biscuit.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Well, he sort of takes the middle bit of the biscuit. Yeah.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Time now for our big finish.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18You can never find a Rubik's Cube when you need one, can you?

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Thankfully, magician Yip has the perfect solution for all of your

0:08:22 > 0:08:23puzzle-based needs.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32THEY CONVERSE IN OWN LANGUAGE

0:08:35 > 0:08:37What's he doing? This isn't like when the baddie tries

0:08:37 > 0:08:41to take out Indiana Jones' heart in the Temple of Doom, is it?

0:08:41 > 0:08:42THEY SHOUT

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Amazing! It takes real talent to pull something

0:08:45 > 0:08:47THAT 1980s out of a T-shirt.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53For his next trick,

0:08:53 > 0:08:55he's going to pull an Atari out of some legwarmers.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Yeah, that's all well and good but what would actually be much more

0:09:02 > 0:09:04impressive is if he could...solve it?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Oh, right, well, yeah. Fair enough.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Remember, always put things back where you found them,

0:09:34 > 0:09:36just to freak people out that little bit more.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Join us next time

0:09:39 > 0:09:41for more magical snacks,

0:09:41 > 0:09:42tablet hacks

0:09:42 > 0:09:44and floating hats,

0:09:44 > 0:09:45on Now You See It.