The Magical Dancing Duck

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0:00:03 > 0:00:05Over the next ten minutes, you simply won't believe your eyes!

0:00:05 > 0:00:07We've got ducks showing off their dance tricks

0:00:07 > 0:00:10and people catching golf balls for kicks.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12How impressive was that?

0:00:12 > 0:00:13Welcome to Now You See It.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Bro, flick this card and see what happens.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Teleportation - it's so convenient.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Hopefully, next year will bring us this invention.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Sneezes travel at 100mph,

0:00:37 > 0:00:40but if you miss catching it, this hanky chases after it.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Actually, it's just hocus-pocus.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45Or should that be hanky-panky?

0:00:46 > 0:00:50To the greenery of Gleneagles now, where magician DMC is about

0:00:50 > 0:00:52to do the greatest trick in all of history...

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Make golf interesting.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57I'm almost certain they're making the small, white balls disappear

0:00:57 > 0:00:59by hitting them really hard with long sticks.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01What's magic about that?

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Favourite card, if you don't mind?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05I would say ace of hearts.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Stand there. If you stand for a second and we'll go...

0:01:12 > 0:01:13..like this.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16This will sound a little odd. Is it all right to take your shoe off?

0:01:16 > 0:01:17Yeah, yeah.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19You'll see one card. Take it out.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20And you said ace of hearts?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Ah, that's some funny magic.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30Onto the next hole, and the strangest bunker I've ever seen.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Aren't they usually filled with sand?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Of course! This is really tenpin skate-park bowling.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42All the skill of bowling and the adrenaline of...bowling.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43But in a skate park.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Astonishing stuff.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58And after six months meticulous planning and intensive practice,

0:01:58 > 0:02:00one YouTube clip filmed.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Well, how about a game of Guess Who?

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Do they wear glasses?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Do they have brown hair?

0:02:10 > 0:02:13In truth, we're just watching some very modest mermaids.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20St Tropez is not just the name of a fake tan, it's also a place

0:02:20 > 0:02:23where you can get a real tan - the right colour and everything.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Joey Essex, take note.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27And, in St Tropez,

0:02:27 > 0:02:31a watch-strap tan-mark is as cool as tying a knotted hanky on your head.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34So, magician Benno Six wants to get rid of it.

0:02:34 > 0:02:39Vous vous concentrez toute votre energie sur votre main.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41After seven hours, Benno has finally found a woman

0:02:41 > 0:02:43who is happy to touch his arm.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53But, behold, the tan mark is now under his sleeve and

0:02:53 > 0:02:58he can carry on doing magic with his all-over-tanned confidence.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Here's more beach-side fun, this time with a skateboard.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03He has to skateboard here.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Some dudes are using the skateboard park to play tenpin bowling.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Mmm.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Well, it's certainly one way round all the deckchairs being taken.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19If you've ever wondered what a performance might look like

0:03:19 > 0:03:21if the magician realised he'd left his hair tongs on in the

0:03:21 > 0:03:23dressing room, stick around.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25The amazing Hans Klok is on a clock,

0:03:25 > 0:03:29attempting as many illusions as possible in just five minutes.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Cor, one illusion down!

0:03:32 > 0:03:35At this rate, he'll be home in time to watch The Dumping Ground.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39But locking yourself in away in a Perspex box is probably not

0:03:39 > 0:03:41the answer when you've 14 more to do.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43How's he going to manage it?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50A-ha! He was the woman all along!

0:03:51 > 0:03:54We'll see how Hans is getting on later in the show.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Over to Spain now, where magician Jorge Blass is hoping to

0:03:59 > 0:04:02dazzle us by moving a small, yellow car with the power of his mind.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10I should point out that is an actual-sized Kia Picanto.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Salta!

0:04:11 > 0:04:12No.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Now, I'm no magician, but maybe he should be doing this on a slope?

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Coche amarillo, mas fuerte.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Coche amarillo...

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Salta!

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Wow!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30They really hate it in Spain if you exceed your time in the

0:04:30 > 0:04:31pay-and-display car park.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37It's time for some Animal Magic.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Now, most of this is Juan, it's not all me.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46So, give Juan a big round of applause when it happens.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Here we go!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Here's ace magician Justin Flom and his feathered assistant,

0:04:50 > 0:04:54Juan the duck, who impresses us with his webbed-footed skills

0:04:54 > 0:04:55on the dance floor.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57OK, here we go. Show 'em your stuff!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59MUSIC: Yeah! by Usher ft Lil Jon and Ludacris

0:05:09 > 0:05:12The amazing thing is Juan hasn't even rehearsed.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14He prefers to wing it.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Quite frankly,

0:05:24 > 0:05:27I've not seen a duck dance like that since Michael Quackson.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31He'd better look out for stray golf balls.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34We wouldn't want a hole-in-Juan.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Of course, all great tricks take practice,

0:05:37 > 0:05:40as you'll see in our Beginner's Guide To Magic.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Yes, practice, practice, practice.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Preferably in the privacy of your own home.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Or just find another hobby.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Oh, DMC's back on the posh golf course.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Is it all right just to watch you just take a few shots?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03His real name's Drummond Money-Coutts,

0:06:03 > 0:06:06so I guess we're unlikely to find him doing tricks with darts players

0:06:06 > 0:06:09at the Leatherhead Working Men's Club any time soon.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10- Higher?- Please.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14Now, don't even think about trying this trick at home.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16I'm to catch a ball.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17You're going to catch a ball?

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Hope it's not between his teeth!

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Phew!

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Just with his hand.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25How impressive was that?!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Back to Hans Klok, still trying to do as many tricks

0:06:33 > 0:06:35as he can in just five minutes.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39He would have had ten minutes, but Justin Bieber was on before him.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41You know how he likes an encore.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Look at all that fabric!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47He must've taken down his curtains at home.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52He's in such a rush, he's not even had time to do up his shirt front.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Ooh, that looks painful!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Can she get herself fixed on the NHS?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Ah, no, apparently not.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07He's only got two minutes left.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10How far will he get?

0:07:10 > 0:07:11We'll come back later!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15We all know that three is the magic number and to prove it,

0:07:15 > 0:07:18here are three amazing ways to make cardboard interesting.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Hey, guys, this is a magic trick with a cardboard box.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26By "cardboard", I'm not referring to his delivery of that line.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30This young fellow is about to do something quite extraordinary

0:07:30 > 0:07:31on his parents' landing.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Watch and learn, everybody.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Trust me, the wait is worth it.

0:07:43 > 0:07:44He could sing a song or something.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Look!

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Has he gone?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Oh, yes!

0:07:58 > 0:07:59Invisibility.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Secondly, the joke's on him.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03That tree is another man in cardboard boxes.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Hi.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Thirdly, in these tough times, the latest Doctor Who monster.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16But now, let's wrap the show with our Big Finish.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Let go back to Hans.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19His time's nearly up.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Hans, don't let your public down.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Don't let yourself down.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24For goodness' sake, don't let your hair down.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29His assistant here would like

0:08:29 > 0:08:31to discuss her pay and working conditions.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33"Not today, love."

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Don't you wish all illusionists worked this fast?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45You could go to a magic show and still have time for

0:08:45 > 0:08:46a burger and the cinema.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Can he squeeze in one final trick?

0:09:03 > 0:09:04No!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Sadly, that girl has to stay locked in that cabinet

0:09:07 > 0:09:08until this time next year.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Them's the rules.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Impressive, but what's even more amazing is Hans has since set

0:09:13 > 0:09:17a knew record with a staggering 15 tricks in five minutes.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21That's it.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Join us soon for more illusions...

0:09:23 > 0:09:25..confusions...

0:09:25 > 0:09:27..and delusions on Now You See It.