0:00:02 > 0:00:04Today, we've got a magical tram mover,
0:00:04 > 0:00:05a maritime blooper...
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Did you just shrink someone's boat?
0:00:07 > 0:00:10..and Joey Essex goes back to the future.
0:00:10 > 0:00:11Is that Michael Jackson?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13MUSIC: Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Welcome to Now You See It.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29You've heard of magicians cutting a woman in half,
0:00:29 > 0:00:31well, this one's cutting a Pink Lady in half.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Slow way to make a fruit salad.
0:00:33 > 0:00:39Apples may keep doctors away, but they're like catnip to magicians.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42He's not entirely happy with it, though.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43It's gone from red to green -
0:00:43 > 0:00:47does that mean he can eat it or it's safe to cross the road?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Though magicians can be very fussy eaters.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51This one will only eat the centre of
0:00:51 > 0:00:55his nonspecific American brand of biscuit.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58And even then, it's touch-and-go whether he'll like it or not.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01In it goes.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Oh, spat straight out. Don't offer it to me!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Do you have anything on you, like a bill I could borrow?
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Mat Franco here is on the scrounge for money from some students.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- Take that out, if you could. - Bit of a turnaround.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12If you could take a picture of it,
0:01:12 > 0:01:14but make sure you get the serial number in the picture.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Perfect. Fold it in half once with the serial number facing out
0:01:18 > 0:01:20so you'll be able to recognise it if you see it again.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24OK. And, let's see here, you have some stuff over here.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Yeah, I just went grocery shopping inside.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28You did some shopping! Do you have any good stuff in there?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Don't be silly, they're students.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I've got some ramen, a Monster, M&Ms.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Told you.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Ramen, I practically lived off that when I was a student over here.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39That's cool. Could you... Actually, just hold that in your hand.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Just like that, perfect. I'm not going to touch it.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44All right, watch this. Don't blink, or you'll miss it.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45OK? This is your bill.
0:01:46 > 0:01:51Watch, one, two, three.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53What?
0:01:53 > 0:01:54What?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59This is the flavour packet.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Those flavour packets are full of salt, you know.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03They'd be better off eating the dollar bill.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05But where's that gone?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Looks like you're not eating dinner tonight, Kelly!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Could you break apart the noodles carefully?
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Oh...
0:02:12 > 0:02:14THEY LAUGH
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Are you kidding?!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Phew! Cos if they'd lost that dollar,
0:02:20 > 0:02:23those students wouldn't eat for the next three days.
0:02:23 > 0:02:2577413A.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Turn it towards the camera.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Show to the camera. Bring your phone.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Yep, exactly the same note.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Some great magic so far.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37But time now for a very special Magic Moment.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42OK, there's nothing special about this trick.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Ball into cup, very bog-standard.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47The audience is looking pretty nonplussed too,
0:02:47 > 0:02:50it's not exactly Dynamo, is it?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53But with just a little shake, open the cup, the ball's not there,
0:02:53 > 0:02:55and...
0:02:57 > 0:03:00LAUGHTER
0:03:00 > 0:03:02No wonder this video went viral.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Can't wait to see him try it on the hyenas.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06You crazy guy.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10What? One animal clip not enough for you?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Well, let's take a look at another one, with more Animal Magic.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Here's Japanese international cat sensation Maru
0:03:18 > 0:03:20showing his fans how tidy he is.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27See? He puts himself away after he's finished playing.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28But keep watching.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Whoa! A very top drawer bit of magic.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Although, strictly speaking,
0:03:36 > 0:03:39that drawer is for knives, forks and dogs.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41So this morning...
0:03:41 > 0:03:43OK, we're back with the genius that is Michael Carbonero,
0:03:43 > 0:03:45today pulling a traditional
0:03:45 > 0:03:47first-day-on-the-job prank with this young fellow.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51They have a lot of people who just, like, hire guys like us to clean
0:03:51 > 0:03:54their boats and polish them and wax them and stuff.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57So this morning, I've just been... Like, I did all these boats
0:03:57 > 0:03:59over here, the fibreglass ones, I put it on everything.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02They say you put a thin coat of this stuff, it reeks,
0:04:02 > 0:04:03I've been throwing them away.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05And then you activate it with water.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- OK.- Just spray the water on it and activate it.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09So I'll show you how we do that.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16- Here, you want to do that side? - Yeah.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Flip this. And we'll do...
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Get that side. - Oh, you hit this thing too?
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- Yeah, a little bit.- "This thing," or, "a paddle," as we call it here.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Honestly, the American school system.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Good. And then with the wood stuff, it's not that sunny,
0:04:35 > 0:04:39but wood stuff's not supposed to get that much of, like, direct sunlight.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Mm-hmm.- So I cover the wood stuff up
0:04:42 > 0:04:44while that sets,
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Is it like...? Oh, my gosh.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Dude.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51What?!
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Absolutely flummoxed.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Did you just shrink someone's boat? - That's not funny.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59"Did you just shrink someone's boat?"
0:04:59 > 0:05:02That's a great name for Vince Vaughn's next film.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Does it get bigger?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Ever?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07I don't know.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Do you want to radio in? - I don't want to radio in, no,
0:05:10 > 0:05:12cos I don't want to get in trouble.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Yeah, but, I don't think there's really any way around this.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17I can't believe that happened.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- Dude, I'm going to say you did it. - No!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- No way.- Way!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26It's like Jaws - "We're going to need a bigger boat."
0:05:26 > 0:05:29But how did that stunt go down with our magic fan?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31LAUGHTER
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Yeah, pretty well.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Ah, the truly awe-inspiring sight
0:05:39 > 0:05:42of a magician at the height of his powers.
0:05:42 > 0:05:47This is quite simply astonishing stuff from Daniel Chesterfield.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Who would like to make it clear that any similarity between his name
0:05:50 > 0:05:53and that of David Copperfield is entirely deliberate.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Just look at that!
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Inspirational.
0:06:03 > 0:06:08Here he is moving a tram using only the power of a tram.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Truly cosmic.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Daniel Chesterfield, everyone.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Give it up.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Dynamo's in India, placing a lighted candle on the River Ganges
0:06:23 > 0:06:25and making it float away.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43PEOPLE GASP AND CHEER
0:06:43 > 0:06:46The crowd's already impressed, but watch this.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Whoa!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52I don't know whose birthday it is, but they're really old.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04That is lit.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Plus it provides an exciting assault course
0:07:06 > 0:07:09for the handful of people enjoying an evening swim.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20From the sublime to the ridiculous now with a very confused Joey Essex
0:07:20 > 0:07:22in our Big Finish.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- Hey, Joe.- Hello.- Do you want to come see the hangar?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- What are we actually doing? - We're going to a hangar.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29What's a hangar?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31It's where you hang planes up.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Ben Hanlin is out to prove Abe Lincoln was right
0:07:34 > 0:07:37in saying you can fool some of the people all of the time.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Oh, hello, Joey Essex.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43If time didn't just move linear, if it moved cyclical,
0:07:43 > 0:07:47then you can bend it. If you can bend the light, you can bend time.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48See what I mean?
0:07:50 > 0:07:51- Do you know what I mean?- No...
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Come round here, come into the demo zone.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Stand here, let me show you.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57You're going to love this. It's wicked.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00It's going to proper freak you out.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03All right, mate, stay there.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Wisely, Joey is left in his own containment zone
0:08:07 > 0:08:09to keep him safe from himself.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17What the...?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28TYRES SCREECH
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Looking more confused than ever now, Joey.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32See?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34You see how the light displaced it.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38- Who's that?- That, when I said the light displaced,
0:08:38 > 0:08:40for you, I was only gone, what, a couple of seconds?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42I've changed time.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Who's that? - I went back to the '80s.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- Is that Michael Jackson?- Yeah.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Michael.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52MUSIC: Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Oh, my God.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Did you see how we went back in time?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- You saw that?- Yes, I don't know...
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I don't know how you get from there to there. I don't get it.
0:09:07 > 0:09:12Have you ever seen anything disappear like that before?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- No.- You've ever seen anyone time travel like that before?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17No.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- It's good, isn't it? - Yeah, pretty decent.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Or as Joey says...
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Sick.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Whatever that means.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Now that's your lot, but join us next time for more Now You See It.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Now, if you don't mind, I think at last I've found someone
0:09:31 > 0:09:33who will find my jokes funny.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35What's white and swings through trees?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37A meringue-utan!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39LAUGHTER
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Bye!