Where is all this Milk Coming From?

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Today, we make a cat from a frock, Dad gets a shock

0:00:03 > 0:00:07and say hello to a glamorous blond called Hans Klok.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09Welcome to Now You See It.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11How you feeling, madam?

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Nervous. I'm really nervous.

0:00:13 > 0:00:14Oh, OK.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29Check out Laurent Beretta's lovely all-black outfit.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31He's just popping home to change.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33And without the help of any camera tricks.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Brilliant!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Especially as he lives on the 26th floor and the lift's out of order.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43There's some clothes I don't put in the laundry just because...

0:00:43 > 0:00:44Like this shirt.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48CAT MEOWS Aw, sweet!

0:00:48 > 0:00:51But good luck trying to fold that neatly.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54And finally, this T-shirt's been flying off the shelves.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01Over to Cyril Takayama in Waikiki, where he's handing out free gifts.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- You guys want a balloon?- Yes.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Now she's all set for the beach - hat, sunglasses, balloon.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Here you go. Oh!

0:01:08 > 0:01:09THEY LAUGH

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Aw!

0:01:14 > 0:01:15- It's gone.- I'm sorry.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17- What's your name?- Jade.- Jade.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18It's not a problem.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Jade, point to your balloon.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23- No way.- What?!- No way.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Tell it to come back. - Come back, please.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Come back.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29THEY LAUGH

0:01:29 > 0:01:31It has indeed come back.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32It's a balloomerang!

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Hang on...

0:01:36 > 0:01:40big stage, stylish lady, massive spinning box -

0:01:40 > 0:01:43it can mean only one man...

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Hans Klok.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Wow!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48He's got the blondest hair

0:01:48 > 0:01:49and the lowest cut shirt

0:01:49 > 0:01:50in the world of magic.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52And trust me, competition is fierce.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Hans is the world's fastest illusionist and we see him here

0:01:57 > 0:01:59trying to break his previous record

0:01:59 > 0:02:02of ten grand illusions in five minutes.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05GASPING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:07 > 0:02:08That's two.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12But Hans can always find time for a superfluous twirl.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19These tricks take weeks of preparation and sacrifice.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21He had to pop over to his mum's house to borrow her curtains

0:02:21 > 0:02:22for this one.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26Brilliant. That's three down.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Let's come back later to see if Hans can achieve his magic goal.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Can you mix those up?- Yes. - Quickly, little shuffle.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Over to New Mexico for a card trick now,

0:02:34 > 0:02:39and Drummond Money-Coutts has borrowed Cyril's magic balloon.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42And I'm going to leave the cards just here.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45So we're going to come back to those in a moment. Can I borrow a ring?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51- You've had this a long time?- Yeah.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55- It's safe.- Yes. - But if I take this...

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Oh, that's handy.

0:02:56 > 0:02:57Oh...

0:03:00 > 0:03:02And I take the ring.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Really?- Oh...

0:03:05 > 0:03:07And I close up the bag.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09You feel that? You feel your ring in there?

0:03:09 > 0:03:12- Yeah.- Esta dentro?- Yeah.- Salvador?

0:03:12 > 0:03:16- You feel that there?- Yes, it is inside.- There is now a risk.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17A big risk.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Take care about the ring. - SHE LAUGHS

0:03:20 > 0:03:23But if I let go of this bag, you could grab this.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25This close, very close,

0:03:25 > 0:03:26so I step back.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Don't lose it.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Because this is a big investment.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32SHE LAUGHS

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- How do you feel?- No, no, no.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38If this goes wrong, it's going to be her lawyer who's giving him a ring.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40- How do you feel now? - Nervous.- Nervous?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Yes, because my ring over there.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46How do you feel... How do you feel now?

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Very nervous. Nervous. Give it back.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52I hope he is actually a magician.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54How do you feel...

0:03:54 > 0:03:57- now?- No, please.- No!

0:04:01 > 0:04:02OK.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07I want to kill you.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- So your ring...- Can you back?

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Don't be sure he can make it reappear -

0:04:12 > 0:04:15if he could do tricks like that, he'd have a fringe.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Do you remember at the beginning you shuffled the cards?- Yes, of course.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20- And I've never touched this box. - No, never.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Pick it up very slowly.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24And you shake the box.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- BOX RATTLES - Really?!

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Watch this.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30- This is my ring?!- Watch. Watch.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Oh!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40It's ended well, except of course for the balloon, which is

0:04:40 > 0:04:43now floating somewhere over the Pacific Ocean.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Here's the perfect trick

0:04:47 > 0:04:50if you want to get engaged to someone without them noticing.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Oh, goody, it's Hans again!

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Remember, he's trying to do more than ten grand illusions

0:04:57 > 0:04:58in just five minutes.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01I wonder if Hans is lonely.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Most of these tricks seem to involve women appearing.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Yeah, just leave it there, we've got tricks to do.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Three minutes to go and that's five illusions completed.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Quick, do another one.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21APPLAUSE

0:05:21 > 0:05:24No time for twirls, Hans, you've got a clock to beat!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Don't worry, we'll be back in time for your big finish.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31OK, it's time to ask, "How do they do that?" as Katherine Mills

0:05:31 > 0:05:34shows us a trick with the stuff you spit out at the dentist.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35When you're here in the Alps,

0:05:35 > 0:05:39one of the most important things is to keep yourself hydrated.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Now, you can just drink fruit juice

0:05:41 > 0:05:43but when it comes to hydration,

0:05:43 > 0:05:46nothing beats water.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48What?! But how?

0:05:48 > 0:05:54To make this effect work, all you need is a glass,

0:05:54 > 0:05:58a piece of coloured plastic to fit the glass and a cloth.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Put the plastic into the glass and then fill the glass up with water

0:06:04 > 0:06:10to the top of the plastic, giving the illusion of a coloured drink.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13When you cover the glass up with the cloth,

0:06:13 > 0:06:17you remove the piece of plastic, revealing clear water.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19You don't HAVE to be in the Alps for that trick to work.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Ready for more magical liquid?

0:06:23 > 0:06:27So, the milk filled a small cup, but then fills a bigger cup?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Don't worry, Mum'll be home soon.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Into cup number three.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Where's all this milk coming from?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47If he carries on like this,

0:06:47 > 0:06:50that baby's going to be drinking his milk out of a dustbin.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Yeah, seriously, er, where is all this milk coming from?

0:06:56 > 0:06:58That last cup's huge!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Surely he won't be able...

0:07:00 > 0:07:01What?!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04It's a good trick but don't milk it.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07You should see the next trick -

0:07:07 > 0:07:10he ends up eating a rusk the size of a paddling pool.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14It's hard to juggle work and kids.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Painful, even.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Isn't that right, Dad?

0:07:20 > 0:07:23The clock's still ticking, so let's not waste a second.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24It's time for the big finish.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Hans has completed eight illusions,

0:07:27 > 0:07:30but remember, ten's the number he has to beat.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40And he's out of the box.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42He's Hans-free!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44He's got women everywhere, you know. It's a curse.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Poor Hans can't even open the washing machine at home without

0:07:47 > 0:07:48a glamorous lady climbing out.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50CHEERING

0:08:00 > 0:08:01And she's gone.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Aw, don't worry, Hans, you've plenty more where she came from.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Ten down, he's equalled his previous record,

0:08:07 > 0:08:08but with a minute still to go,

0:08:08 > 0:08:10how many more can he do?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Actually, where DID she come from, by the way?

0:08:20 > 0:08:2211, he's beaten the record. Yes!

0:08:22 > 0:08:24He's taking a lap of honour.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25No, no, hang on.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27He's going for one more.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28This is unprecedented!

0:08:33 > 0:08:35This poor woman's lost her top in all the celebrations.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Is that Hans' hand? I wonder.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Oh, no, there's Hans' hand.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55That's her hand.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57So whose hands are Hans' hands?

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Who cares? He's done another trick.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03He's Hanstoppable!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10CHEERING

0:09:10 > 0:09:14And yes, he's done it - a dozen illusions in five minutes.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17That's right, people, get on your feet and put your hands together

0:09:17 > 0:09:19for the master.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Join us next time on Now You See It for more surprises,

0:09:24 > 0:09:28more astonishment and maybe, just maybe, more dazzling dairy products.