Shape-shifting Crabs from Outer Space

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Need more magic in your life?

0:00:03 > 0:00:06Today, we'll see illusions with a hint of football mania...

0:00:06 > 0:00:08A monkey who couldn't be any brainier...

0:00:08 > 0:00:09Oh, where's he gone?

0:00:09 > 0:00:13..and Peter Andre driven to the point of Insania.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17- You won't believe your eyes, your ears or...- There's two!

0:00:17 > 0:00:20- ..whatever's lurking under that bowl.- Michael!

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Michael!

0:00:22 > 0:00:23Hmm, I don't think she likes it.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Welcome to Now You See It.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40If you save up enough money...

0:00:40 > 0:00:44That piggy bank was meant to STOP money slipping through his fingers.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Oh, Bruno Mars is feeling thirsty.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Aaargh!

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Whatever happened to saying, "Excuse me"?

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Oh, look, a newspaper!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Just the one giant hole in it.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Laurent hasn't got an umbrella, and look how wet it's been.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Yeah, I know he's wearing a bowler hat, but it's not quite the same.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04A spot of magic recycling, and...

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Oh, look at that!

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Anyway, forget the rain, let's enjoy some animal magic.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Over to Professor Richard Wiseman.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17He'll have put it into the hand here, and then you go...

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Blow. It completely disappears!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Hang on. Rewind.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Three factors in this trick to bear in mind.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29We won't label the tree, that would be patronising.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31But keep watching the monkey.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35He'll have put it into the hand here, and then you go...

0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Blow...- Now, that's not magic.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38That's theft!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Now for some underwater magic from Jasz Vegas.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45So, shall we say Aqua-Cadabra?

0:01:45 > 0:01:47No, let's not.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Oh, look, her hair's gone blue.

0:01:50 > 0:01:51Is that the chlorine, or has

0:01:51 > 0:01:53somebody had an accident in the pool?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Harry Potter and Ron Weasley looking on there.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Ah, the rings. One of them will have

0:01:58 > 0:02:00her locker key on the end, I imagine.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Extraordinary stuff, this interlocking ring business, Jasz,

0:02:10 > 0:02:12but unless you pick up the rubber brick,

0:02:12 > 0:02:14you won't get your bronze swimming badge.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17"Sorry, Hermione who?"

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Some sheet-based magic now,

0:02:20 > 0:02:23in the idyllic location of a light industrial estate.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27You'd have thought they'd have picked a less windy day.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Still, that sheet will dry pretty quickly.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Whoa, it's Dad!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Up top!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Let's take a look at another dad in magic.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38Perhaps now it's time to say Abra-ca-Dad-Ra!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40No, still not.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48It's time for bed, and she's not having it.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49There's only one way to sort this.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53You can keep your Supernanny! That's some childcare!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Now Ben Hanlin's going to wind up

0:02:55 > 0:03:00officially the nicest man in the world in today's Magic Moment.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05- Well, hello!- Hello!- And the nicest man in the world is...

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Father Christmas! No, sorry, Peter Andre.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Peter's here to do a photoshoot for a wedding cake maker.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14But he doesn't realise it's all a big set-up.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16In walk some actors.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Hello.- Oh, are you getting married?

0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Yeah, tomorrow, yeah. - Right, come here,

0:03:20 > 0:03:22I'm going to tell you what to pick. Nah!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24He's got no idea...about anything,

0:03:24 > 0:03:26to be honest, but he seems happy enough.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28That's beautiful!

0:03:28 > 0:03:29And the stunt is on.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32- It's exactly how... Are you getting emotional?- Sorry!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Calm down!- It's really nice.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- It's perfect, absolutely perfect. - Gorgeous.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Right, I'll box it up for you,

0:03:39 > 0:03:41so it can take a few minutes, and then we're going to have to

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- put it in the car and stuff like that.- We'll be back in a minute.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46- All right.- Is it all right if I pop my bag here?

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Yeah, yeah, leave it there. - We'll be back in a minute!

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Can I get a few photos next to some of these? Is that all right, Peter?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Yeah, mate, honestly, whatever you want.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57So if you stand there and look at maybe that one there.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Whatever you want.- Close up.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Do I have to go close up? I'm 41,

0:04:01 > 0:04:04- I'm not...- Shall I go back a bit? - Oh, no!

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Dude!

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Are you serious?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12- Ooooh.- That's the worst thing that could have happened.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Apart from a burst of Mysterious Girl, of course.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16First of all, let's get this out the way

0:04:16 > 0:04:18so she doesn't see it, cos she's going to freak.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Remember the five second rule, Peter.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26- Mm. It is good.- I would love some, but you can't eat her cake!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28- She can't eat it now. Is that fixable?- No.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Look at that, is that fixable?- No.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- You sure?- It's covered in hair!

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Carpet fibre. I'd still eat it, can I just say?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Don't worry. Hey, listen,

0:04:37 > 0:04:39she's a sweet girl, she's going to understand.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Well...- Tell you what... - ..let's hope she understands.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46- Just sit down...- You're not going to make me make a cake, are you?

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Look, right, what I'm thinking is that,

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- that looks like her cake, doesn't it?- It looks nothing like her cake.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54It's four tier, it's white...

0:04:54 > 0:04:56It's four tier but it's nothing like it, you can't do that.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58- What I'm thinking is...- It looks nothing like her cake,

0:04:58 > 0:05:00but what you could do is put roses...

0:05:00 > 0:05:01That is, that could be her cake.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04I mean, just look at it. That is her cake, I reckon,

0:05:04 > 0:05:06I mean, I think that kind of works as a cake.

0:05:06 > 0:05:07I think that really works.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09I think that IS her cake.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Whoa! Well, what do you think of that, Peter?

0:05:23 > 0:05:27You can almost hear the penny trying to drop.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Then...

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Eventually...

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Why do I think you look familiar all of a sudden?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40I don't really own a cake shop.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- My name's Ben Hanlin...- you are...

0:05:42 > 0:05:44..I'm a magician, and you've just been tricked.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47God, I was petrified for that girl!

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Aww.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50- Peter, you're too lovely!- What?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52You are kidding. Listen,

0:05:52 > 0:05:54forget all that. How did you do that?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Magic, innit?

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Now, who's up for a bit of magic with a football?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03I know I am, and it seems Magical Bones

0:06:03 > 0:06:06has found just the guys to do one with.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08I want you guys to think of a sport, OK,

0:06:08 > 0:06:10get one in your mind.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Have you got one in your mind? Don't say it to me.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14I'm going to use this, OK,

0:06:14 > 0:06:15Just got a...

0:06:16 > 0:06:17..bag.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22- Have you got a sport in your mind? - Yeah.- Yes.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26- What sport were you thinking of? - Bowling.- Bowling?- Yeah.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Um...

0:06:30 > 0:06:31So...

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Aww! I wanted a football!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Let's end with a clip from top American magic show

0:06:38 > 0:06:41The Carbonaro Effect in our Big Finish.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44And here's Mr Carbonaro himself,

0:06:44 > 0:06:48Michael, pranking an assistant in a university science research centre.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- And so we're going to get this all cleaned up for tonight...- Sure.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52..cos I have a class coming in.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53What are we looking at?

0:06:53 > 0:06:57You know, there was, like, a meteor crash in the Mojave Desert

0:06:57 > 0:06:59and they picked up pieces from

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- around the crater. - The crater?- Mm-hm.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03- And these were around it, so the dust...- Oh, so...

0:07:03 > 0:07:05You should put gloves on.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- Oh.- Yeah.- So these just happened to be around it when the meteor...

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Exactly right. Look at this thing.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13What can we call... Is that...

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Space pod or a space seed?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17It came from outer space?

0:07:17 > 0:07:20If you have gloves on you can kind of feel, it has a little bit of a...

0:07:20 > 0:07:21- Roughness to it.- Yeah.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23That's pretty interesting.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Aah!

0:07:26 > 0:07:28That is...

0:07:28 > 0:07:29The worst.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Oh!

0:07:32 > 0:07:35I'm sorry, I'm not laughing, but I'm laughing!

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Wow! Look at that!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43It was in the water for, like,

0:07:43 > 0:07:45a second and it just, like...swelled up.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48It's still, even, it's still solid.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Oh, that has a gap.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52What is in there? I see something.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Is it...a bowling ball?

0:07:55 > 0:07:56Look at that!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Oooooooh!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01It is totally moving.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04It's a creature from outer space, and it's still alive!

0:08:04 > 0:08:08Obviously it's just a crab, but it's pretty convincingly alien.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10There's two!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Yikes, yikes, yikes! Aaah!

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Love the fact that she's terrified, but also filming it!

0:08:15 > 0:08:16- Ah!- Aaagh!

0:08:16 > 0:08:20(AMERICAN ACCENT) "We're being invaded by alien crabs, LOL."

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Oh, my gosh, it's totally, like, moving.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26What if they're, like, multiplying into more?

0:08:26 > 0:08:27MEOWING

0:08:27 > 0:08:30SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Lift the bowl up and I'll scoop them into here.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Lift, lift, lift!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Are there more space crabs under there?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38No, kittens!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40What's going on?!

0:08:40 > 0:08:43I have no idea, that... Why... That's like...

0:08:43 > 0:08:45There were crabs, now they're cats!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47It, like, assimilated... Look at the book.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Oooh, Michael!

0:08:51 > 0:08:52Michael!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Oooh!

0:08:54 > 0:08:55The book!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57There were crabs!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Now they're cats!

0:09:00 > 0:09:04- They were crabs!- Yes.- No.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07That's what can happen with a meteor crash like that.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10If something comes out of a meteor that's alive,

0:09:10 > 0:09:13and it touches something else, it can assimilate.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15It's called a Carbonaro Effect.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17I'm a magician.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19LAUGHTER

0:09:19 > 0:09:21I think she's quite relieved.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Well, there you have it, another great Now You See It.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31I'm off bowling with Magical Bones

0:09:31 > 0:09:34and a monkey who keeps running away with the ball.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Wish me luck!