0:01:02 > 0:01:06- What are you doing? - It's pawpaw. It's fruit, right?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08It's for itchy crotch.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10HE SPLUTTERS
0:01:10 > 0:01:12BIRDS FLUTTER
0:01:12 > 0:01:14That doesn't sound good.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17We should get moving.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Come on. Now.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28THUNDER RUMBLES
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Killer storm.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Run!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Faster, nerd, faster!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16# Water, fire, earth and air # Water, fire, earth and air
0:02:16 > 0:02:20# Water, fire, earth and air Elements that we don't share
0:02:20 > 0:02:24# Walk upon this earth again Walk upon this earth again
0:02:24 > 0:02:26# Walk upon this earth again Walk upon this earth again... #
0:02:26 > 0:02:30LOUD KNOCKING Felix! Cut it out. >
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- Hey, Oskie, want to hear my rad new song?- Sure.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Felix, get your father.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Get your father!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- Dad!- We need to go.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51I'm fine, Mum. Really, I want to go to school.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- He says he's fine. - The thermometer says differently.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Have you got the car keys? - Where did you leave them?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- Here they are.- You need to make your own lunch and pack the dishwasher too.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Did you sign my permission form? - What form?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Mum!- Great song.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Ken, can you call Dr Atkin?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Can you forge my mum's signature?
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Or we could just not go. - It's compulsory.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Come on, Ellen. Forgery is your superpower.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39And I should be using it for pure evil, like identity theft,
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- not some dumb bushwalk. - It'll be fun.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44We'll hang out together, make cutting, insightful observations
0:03:44 > 0:03:48about our fellow students, except it will be in nature.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- I hate nature. - I arranged for us to be together.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Pen.- Thank you.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Oh, hey - want to listen to this new song I wrote?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH HEADPHONES
0:04:07 > 0:04:10# Water, fire, earth and air
0:04:10 > 0:04:13# Water, fire, earth, air... #
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- That's good!- It is, isn't it?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Sarah, open up!
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Come on, Sarah. I know you're in there, come on!
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- You're gonna be late for school. - You're gonna be late for work.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32You're three weeks late with the rent again.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Just duck out the back. - Not with him at the door.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Sarah, I know you're in there. I know you can hear me.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41KNOCKING CONTINUES
0:04:44 > 0:04:46I'll deal with it.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Come on, Sarah. Seriously.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Don't tell the whole town about my private business.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56- Is that what this is about, Phil? - Well, no, Sarah.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Why don't you hassle my ex for the child support he owes?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03If Gary paid his debts, I could pay mine
0:05:03 > 0:05:05and the world would be a better place.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Yeah. Well, you know that I can't get it from Gary.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Welcome to my world. Jakie?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Have a good one, love.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20My dad's a loser. What can I say?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Bye, Sarah.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27I'm not sick, Nonna!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I'm sorry, Mr Bates, we just don't think it's a good idea.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Andy has so many allergies. - Bush is bad place!
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Many poison things sting you. You probably die.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Look, behind you!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Come back, you silly boy!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Catch your brother! - Watch out!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Your high-impedance filter should be before your low-pass filter.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- No, it shouldn't.- Dad!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Mum and Nonna won't let me go on the school excursion.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01And, if I don't go, it could impact my future.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03I might not even get into medicine.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Tell me, how does a bushwalk relate to medical studies?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- Or law!- Either one.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Team building. Team dynamics? Working in a team!
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Come on, Dad. Bear Grylls's mum would have let him go.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Oh, man, that drive was scary.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Your brother's doing very well. - He went through a stop sign, Mum.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33And he nearly hit a woman with a walking frame.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35I'd have got her if she didn't move so fast.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Hey! Are we still capturing our stunt?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Oh, yeah, man, I should get the camera.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Mum, I'm dedicating it to you. - What a suck.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44I wouldn't miss it for the world.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Sam, I've got a special feast planned for tonight.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48- Lamb roast?- With barbecue sauce.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Yeah...- Sweet!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Sam, say hello to Mia. - HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Ooh, Mia!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55See you later, suckers.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Say hi, Sam. Have a good day.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Boy band's here.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04"Ooh, I'm so good-looking. Everyone loves me."
0:07:04 > 0:07:09- He's such an air-head.- His girlfriend is so far up herself.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Good morning, bushwalkers. Ready to leave your comfort zones?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Andy, you made it.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Hand me your permission slips before you get on the bus.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Thank you, Andy.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Although I don't like the look of those clouds.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34And he scores goal for Bremin!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- Awesome goal. - Jack, you hit the post?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Oops, sorry. I thought it was your head.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47All right, everyone on the bus.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Whoa!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- After you, Andy. - Bates! Favouritism.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Jacob, it's "sir" to you. Permission slip, please.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Thank you.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Thank you.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Sorry.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Sorry!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Sorry.- Sorry.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Is that the stink of rotting flesh?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25When's the last time you rejects had a shower?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- So funny...- Yeah.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Do you remember what day it is? - Um...
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Friday?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45It's our anniversary.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Oh, a year. Already. Wow!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01It's awesome, babe. Thank you.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Hey, I'm shooting a sponsorship video tomorrow
0:09:06 > 0:09:09and I'm going to be skating a 12-stair rail.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Hey, come along and cheer. You'll look great.- Thanks.
0:09:12 > 0:09:18OK, listen up. Welcome to the Year 10 science excursion,
0:09:18 > 0:09:20which is quite literally a walk in the park,
0:09:20 > 0:09:23the Bremin Ranges National Park.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26In groups of four, you will orienteer a 7km walk
0:09:26 > 0:09:29to a pick-up point marked on your map.
0:09:29 > 0:09:35You are expected to identify flora and, with any luck, fauna.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Now, in the interests of breaking down social barriers
0:09:39 > 0:09:42and as a little treat for me, I have pre-selected the groups,
0:09:42 > 0:09:45so don't expect to be with any of your friends.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48THEY ALL SPEAK AT ONCE
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- She freaks me out. - Who?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33The witch lady.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Maybe she'll turn us into zombies.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39I think she'd starve if she ate your brains.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Funny!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Agh!
0:10:47 > 0:10:52OK, Year-10s, form groups of four as I call out your names.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Daniel, Alexis, Tammy, Mike.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Mia, Trent, Dylan and Ellen.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- I thought we were together. - He must've changed it.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Next is Christian, Michelle, John and Kathy.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Join your group, Ellen.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08I'm not going!
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Then we have Jake, Sam and they are with Andy and Felix.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Brains and brawn. Excellent choice, sir.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Seriously? Sir, are you right in the head?
0:11:18 > 0:11:19No, I'm your teacher, Jake.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Hey, brainy dude... - Hey.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Which leaves...Shirley, Madeline and Brian.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Come on, let's hitchhike back to town.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29I heard that, Ellen, and no, obviously.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Now one member from each team, come and get a map and a compass.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34You will orienteer.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39- Did you get a map? - Got it.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43At the third marker, lunch and refreshment will be provided.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Aim to be there by 1:30pm or miss out.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48And I expect you all to be at the fourth and final marker
0:11:48 > 0:11:51by 4pm on the dot. No late-comers.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Yeah. And how am I supposed to win with these two netballers?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58It's a team-building exercise, Jake, it's not a race.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- It's always a race. - Let's do it.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Come on.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Can't you just go a little faster?
0:12:24 > 0:12:28I could if I wasn't carrying twice my body weight in food.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Wait up!
0:12:34 > 0:12:38You know this is a half-day stroll, right, not a five-day trek.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40In my family, this is travelling light.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- What is this? - Chicken's feet.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Ooh, disgusting!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Bear Grylls drinks liquid squizz from a camel's stomach.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55What is wrong with you?
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- What's with the hole? - It's a poncho, obviously...
0:12:58 > 0:12:59In case it gets cold.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03I'll poncho you to death if Trent beats us. Get it?
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Sure. No poncho.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Come on, we can still win.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I guess we'd better humour him.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- What about recording the flora? - Trees, trees and more trees.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20'Eucalypts proliferate.'
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Yo, losers!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I can't believe he beat us.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Footie coach says, when you're going through hell, keep going.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38That was Winston Churchill.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Goths say, if you're going through hell, stop, cos you've arrived.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Look, Trent's beating us, and he's got real girls on his team.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46I resent that.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48If you want to win so much, there's a short cut.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50This way.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Good one, Dracula. Let's go.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Maybe it's not such a good idea to leave the path.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Can I see that map? - Just concentrate on keeping up.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- Short cut to where? - Well, it looked like a short cut.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I'M the map guy.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- We should have brought a GPS. - Nothing. We're officially nowhere.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Meaning, we're lost. - Great.- We're not lost.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36He's slipping!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Agh!
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Is everyone OK?
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Whoa! - Did anyone see my backpack?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Or the map? - You lost the map?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- You're the map guy! - Totally failed there, dude.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- Bear Grylls would find a river. - Why, to get nude and eat a slug?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Waterways lead to civilisation.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17My dad reckons that if you point the 12 when you watch at the sun,
0:15:17 > 0:15:20north is halfway between the hour hand and 12.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22But I guess he wasn't wearing a digital.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Come on.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46HE IMITATES BIRD CALL
0:15:52 > 0:15:54HE IMITATES BIRD CALL
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Food break. - Again...?
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- What is wrong with your metabolism? - Guys...
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Come on. Let's go.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36Mr Bates!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43What time is it?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- It's 4:08. - They'll wait for us, right?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48There's your bag, Andy.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50We've been walking in circles.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Does it have any food in it? I could eat my own arm.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55You know your body can't digest its own flesh.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57I was joking.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59They'll send a search party... Or a helicopter.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03- Hey, we're gonna be on the news! - Bear Grylls would light a fire.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Any idiot would light a fire. Haven't you ever been camping?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09My family's from Singapore. We don't camp, we shop.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Mr Bates!
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Mr Bates!
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- I'm freezing. - Yeah.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26I wouldn't mind a poncho right about now.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Do you think we'll starve to death before we're rescued?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Like the rugby team that crash-landed in the Andes?
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- What rugby team? - Just...forget I said that.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36ROAR IN DISTANCE
0:17:36 > 0:17:38What was that?
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Have you guys heard that story about the giant panther
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- living in this forest? - It's totally a myth, dude.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45PATTER OF RAIN
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Man. Rain!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51- I like the rain. - Come on!
0:17:51 > 0:17:55How about some music to...
0:17:55 > 0:17:57just cheer us up?
0:17:58 > 0:18:01HE PLAYS METAL MUSIC
0:18:04 > 0:18:06# Water, fire, earth and air
0:18:06 > 0:18:08# Water, fire, earth and air
0:18:08 > 0:18:12# Water, fire, earth and air, elements that we all share
0:18:12 > 0:18:13# Water, wash our sins away
0:18:13 > 0:18:15# Earth, guide us to a place
0:18:15 > 0:18:17# Wind brings with it fear
0:18:17 > 0:18:19# Flames of fire, we must face
0:18:19 > 0:18:23# Walk upon this earth again, walk upon this earth again
0:18:23 > 0:18:27# Walk upon this earth again
0:18:27 > 0:18:31# Walk upon this earth again, walk upon this earth again
0:18:31 > 0:18:33# Walk upon this earth again. #
0:18:33 > 0:18:36That was supposed to be cheerful?
0:18:36 > 0:18:38FIRE FIZZLES OUT
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Great!
0:18:42 > 0:18:44THUNDER
0:19:06 > 0:19:08What are you doing?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10It's pawpaw. It's fruit, right?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12It's for itchy crotch!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17ROAR-LIKE SOUND IN DISTANCE
0:19:17 > 0:19:20That doesn't sound good.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23We should get moving. Come on.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Killer storm.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Run! Run!
0:20:00 > 0:20:01It's getting closer!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Faster, nerd, faster!
0:20:07 > 0:20:08This way!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- Whoa! Whoa! - Don't attack us!
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Hang on, you're attacking me, aren't you?
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- No, we're lost. - And we're starving.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31And being chased. By nature.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Well, there's nothing there now.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Oh, no, help yourself.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- It's like, a tornado was chasing us.- Ah... Now that IS unusual.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45This makes no sense whatsoever.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Not everything out here is easily explained.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53- Hey, what about us? - I was literally starving to death.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- Do you know what 'literally' means? - It means you're a selfish-guts.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Sorry, dudes. - Not to worry.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01The Henriettas have plenty more.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Where did you find the solar panels?
0:21:04 > 0:21:09Oh, I, ah, I scavenged them from a dump.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- Awesome.- Can you tell us how to get to Bremin?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Better still, I can take you there.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Thanks, Roland.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48From now on, you be careful in that forest, boys.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Thanks, Roland.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53That thing that was chasing us, it was weird.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54You're not wrong.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Dreamtime stories are all about evil spirits in the bush.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59That's superstition, not science.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00Science doesn't explain everything.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- Superstition does? - Stop it, you two.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Not much of a reception. Where's the cameras and the newspapers?
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Oh! Reception.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13- None. Have you guys got any? - I must be out of credit.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Does our disappearances and miraculous reappearance
0:22:16 > 0:22:17seem like a bit of a non-event to you?
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- Normal for me. - Weird for me.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Yeah, well, my mum will be freaking out.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25So I'm out of here. You have a good life, losers.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29- We can't just separate.- We just had a classic male-bonding experience.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Brief man hug? - No way.- Uh-uh.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34See you in school, then.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37I've never seen you or you. I don't know you or you.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Either of you talk to me, and I'll crush you.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Well, I need food. See you, brainiac dude.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Goth dude.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52I thought we bonded.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54See ya.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Bye, guys.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Mum!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30SPORT PLAYS ON TV
0:23:32 > 0:23:36Woo! And the crowd goes crazy as he returns from the wild.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Sh! Keep it down! - Really?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Is that all you have to say? I'm back.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- Back from where? - Yeah, so we smell!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Viv!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Hey, Oskie.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- How'd you go at the doctor's? - What doctor?
0:23:58 > 0:24:03- Dr Seuss, what do you think? - What are you talking about?
0:24:03 > 0:24:08- Mum was pretty sure you were sick. - Me?
0:24:08 > 0:24:09What's your problem?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- You can stand! - Yeah.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16And I can walk too. One step, two steps.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19- Oscar, what happened? - How do you know my name?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Who are you?
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Stay away from me, all right?
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Hello? You seen my mum?
0:24:32 > 0:24:36- How am I supposed to know your mum? - Who's in our house?- You're crazy.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- What did you say her name was? - She works here. Sarah.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Are you sure she didn't just go out somewhere?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- Women do that, you know. - What do you think happened?
0:24:43 > 0:24:47My theory is, while we were lost in the bush, our families experienced
0:24:47 > 0:24:49mass delusional hysteria.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51How good does it feel to be home after last night?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- We've only got this low-sugar stuff. - Why is your brother walking?
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Oscar can walk, but my family can't remember me.