Episode 3

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- He's such an airhead.- And his girlfriend, so far up herself.

0:00:04 > 0:00:07- It's our anniversary. - It's awesome, babe. Thank you.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09If you want to win so much, there's a short cut.

0:00:09 > 0:00:12He's slipping!

0:00:12 > 0:00:13THEY GROAN

0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Mum, Dad! - You've got me confused, mate.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19My mum's got a whole new life.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22Oscar can walk but my family can't remember me.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Whatever's going on happened to all of us.

0:00:25 > 0:00:26Every gang needs a hideout.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31SHE GASPS

0:01:36 > 0:01:40- What's that? - Nothing. It's for a friend.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Friend, huh? Anyone I'd know?

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Maybe.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47He must be pretty cool, then,

0:01:47 > 0:01:50seeing as you're carving his initials and stuff.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Well, he thinks he is, but he's not really.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57I bet he's the coolest.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07That's more like it.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14It'll always be there.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23- What are you doing?- Reckon I could skate us back to shore?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Hey! Come on. What are you doing?

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Hey. Hey. Stop. Whoa!

0:02:32 > 0:02:35FLIES BUZZ

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Only two days out of date and a little bit of mould.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50Brilliant. These will go well with the five-day-old custard.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Oh, yeah...- Come on. I'll boost you. - Sorry, I'm germ-phobic.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Then consider this therapy. Come on. What would Bear Grylls do?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Oh! I can feel the bacteria attacking.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13All 10 million types.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Right! Out! Before I hit you mob for six.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- That's my dad. - Come on, sink or swim, bro.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22This is your last chance! I said out!

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Mm. Stale chips. Not bad.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41I'm not hungry.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45It has a distinct aroma with a certain intense rubbishness.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Full of surprises. Mould. Grainy sugar.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51And a hint of cigarette butt.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53That explains it.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I'm giving it a 3 out of 10.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03- Almost inedible. 2 out of 10. - Big fat zero.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05My mum makes these.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14We'll work this out.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15I know it.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20How do you solve a problem that you can't even understand?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42What's that book you're always looking at?

0:04:42 > 0:04:44My diary.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48I'm thinking about writing a bestseller. About us.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Four boys that no-one can remember.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Have you worked out the ending? - Not yet.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58It's a lot more than people just forgetting us.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00It's like we don't even exist.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Irrational. We exist. - Yeah? Prove it.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Geez! - There's your proof.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09I mean, real evidence, Jake. Records.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Woohoo!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15This is great!

0:05:15 > 0:05:18You know what? That might actually be a good idea.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Wow. Thanks. - The school has enrolment records.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24You want to go to school? Really? It's Saturday.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26I know. Perfect, isn't it?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28How can going to school on a weekend be perfect?

0:05:28 > 0:05:32We gather the required information and remain completely undetected.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Sam! Sam!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38The freak and the nerd want to go to school.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41- To check our names in the records. - You coming?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- There's proof in that boat over there.- What?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- I'll catch up, OK? - OK.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49The school. See you there.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Guys, wait up.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14It's still here. I've got proof. Wait!

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Wait, guys.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22I so exist.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32In Year 8 I landed a month of Saturday detention,

0:06:32 > 0:06:34and apart from 101 ways to clean graffiti off desks

0:06:34 > 0:06:37I did manage to pick up something.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Watch and learn, amateurs.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41BUTTONS BEEP

0:06:41 > 0:06:42WRONG CODE TONE

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- So, you don't know the code. - I know what it sounds like.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Unbelievable.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49BUTTONS BEEP

0:06:49 > 0:06:50WRONG CODE TONE

0:06:50 > 0:06:54BUTTONS BEEP

0:06:54 > 0:06:55CORRECT CODE TONE

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Sometimes my genius is a curse.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07The mission is "Do we exist". Agreed?

0:07:07 > 0:07:09I'll examine the school records.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12I'll check the photos outside the gym.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15- I don't know. Library. Year books. - The library's closed.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Did you not just witness the extent of my powers?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Who you waiting for?

0:07:33 > 0:07:35A friend.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38A friend, huh. Anyone I'd know?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Um, no.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Not the beastly dude you've been hanging around with the past year?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46What are you talking about?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Look, can we stop playing around now?

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- I'm not playing. - Yes, you are.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Look, is this, like, a thing? - "A thing"...?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Yeah, like, you walk into people's front yards and act all nutso.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01I'm not acting nutso.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05OK. Sorry. This is really weird and I have this design to finish

0:08:05 > 0:08:08so it was really nice meeting you, I guess, but I'm busy.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11You really don't know who I am.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12I've never seen you before.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Does this look familiar?

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Please.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Look. It's the same.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29But I made that.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32I'm sorry I didn't get you a present, if I could do it again...

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Sorry I'm late. Last night my sister had this genius idea

0:08:35 > 0:08:37of putting fungal cream on her zits

0:08:37 > 0:08:40and now they're massive and infected, almost like leprosy.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42So this morning she was in the bathroom

0:08:42 > 0:08:44covering them with Band-Aids and crying.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46What are you doing here?

0:08:46 > 0:08:51- Who are you? Who is he? - I don't know.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Can... Can we just go?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Mia, wait.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Mia!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31BUTTONS BEEP

0:09:31 > 0:09:32WRONG CODE TONE

0:09:34 > 0:09:37You'd think they'd want their students to learn.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46The shrine to Jake Riles, super athlete.

0:10:07 > 0:10:08COMPUTER BEEPS

0:10:27 > 0:10:28Hey, Ellen.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Nice costume. You going undercover as boring?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Two idiots in one day?

0:10:35 > 0:10:37It's like the Bremin Moron Convention.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45COMPUTER BEEPS

0:10:55 > 0:10:56COMPUTER BEEPS

0:11:06 > 0:11:08We really don't exist.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10But what does that mean?

0:11:10 > 0:11:13There's no trace of us here.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15So, we're nothing?

0:11:21 > 0:11:22GLASS SMASHES

0:11:22 > 0:11:24- Jake, don't! - What does it matter?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26If we don't exist, how can we get caught?

0:11:26 > 0:11:28I guess...

0:11:28 > 0:11:32So, then, if we don't exist,

0:11:32 > 0:11:35we don't have to follow any boring rules.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36There are no punishments.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38We can do anything we want.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21Oops, sorry, Jake.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23DOOR CLOSES

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Huh! Nice.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33We confirmed that we no longer exist.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Then we took the next logical step - temporary madness.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Go nuts, Sam. It will make you feel better.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40No-one can catch you.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42It's actually surprising how much that lessens the attraction.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Of course we exist.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46OK, after you guys left this morning,

0:12:46 > 0:12:49I found a carving that Mia and I did a month ago.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- It's still there? - Exactly the same. My initials.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Maybe someone's deliberately tried to erase our existences.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Like, identity theft.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Why would anyone try to steal YOUR identity?

0:12:59 > 0:13:01They haven't managed to erase everything.

0:13:01 > 0:13:06- Have you seen Mia? - Yeah, yeah. I showed her this.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08She acted as if she didn't even know me.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11But she knew me. I could see it in her eyes.

0:13:11 > 0:13:12But it's like when you can't remember a word

0:13:12 > 0:13:14and it's on the tip of your tongue.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16You know, I just need to get through to her somehow.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Then you've got to take her to the carving.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20She thinks I'm a psycho.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Then take it to her.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23What, you want me to carry a boat to her house?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25No, idiot. A photo.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28- We could use the cameras on our phones.- Negative. They're all dead.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Well, my brother's got a digital camera.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33And when all of this is proved to be completely pointless,

0:13:33 > 0:13:35we need food, blankets.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Deodorant for you, in particular. - We ate rubbish, remember?

0:13:38 > 0:13:41My dad's an outdoors nut. We've got heaps of spare camping gear.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42You name it, we got it.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45I can grab my brother's camera while I'm there. Now, who's in?

0:13:45 > 0:13:46- Me.- Me.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Fine, but Andy's coming with me to get food.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52That's not fair. Why can't Jake?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Doesn't your grandma own the local Chinese restaurant?

0:13:55 > 0:13:56Oh, yeah.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- It's still not fair. - Come on!

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Whoa.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Lucky we don't exist.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Sweet.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24That's the new stuff. The old stuff's over here.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30How old were you when you last used this?

0:14:30 > 0:14:33I was six, OK?

0:14:38 > 0:14:39What are you doing?

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Watch and behold.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56My superpower.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Two serves of 22, extra spicy. Yep.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04Four 63s, a 54, and a 37.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Yep. Delivered to 144 Acacia Court.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Yes, in cash.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- Get some lemon chicken. - That's not even real Chinese.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14No, that's all, thanks.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Now we wait.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52All hail King Vince!

0:15:52 > 0:15:56Sorry, Pete, must be hard coming second for your whole life!

0:16:04 > 0:16:06HE PASSES WIND

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Oh, dude, that is rank, man!

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Ah, time out. I'm grabbing a juice.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Vince.- What?

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Make me an egg sandwich, or some baked beans.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17That is toxic, man.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Hey!

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Cheat.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Oh! I was supposed to be at cricket 15 minutes ago.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Boofhead, can you give me a lift?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Do I have to drive you everywhere?

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Got it! Got it!

0:16:43 > 0:16:46The ninja would observe their target for weeks,

0:16:46 > 0:16:50in intimate knowledge of their daily habits.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52The home delivery guy. Here he comes.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Our subject has a crush on the newsagent.

0:16:55 > 0:17:00Every afternoon, he sneaks her over a little package of xiaolongbao.

0:17:00 > 0:17:01Love dumplings.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Ninja.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12- What now? - Decoy's an essential element.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Master. Apprentice.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Clear enough?

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Kick a goal, mate.

0:17:39 > 0:17:40For all of us.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15OK. So it's all designed, online, and ready to go.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16Awesome.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19Oh, no.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Hey.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Look, we're kind of having a meeting right now.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28I've just got something to show you.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Look, the red boat. The carving.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34- We did this. Can you remember? - Awkward.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Yeah. Of course I remember the carving.- I knew it.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40But I didn't do that with you.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44I was with my boyfriend. Sammy.

0:18:44 > 0:18:45Sammy?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Who are you?

0:18:52 > 0:18:55That's my board.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Are you that nut job who came to my house yesterday?

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- What, your house?- Yeah. My brothers told me about you.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04And what are you doing talking to my girlfriend?

0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Give me my board, hack. - It's mine.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Hand over my board and leave us alone

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Just stop it, guys. This is so stupid.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18- Hey.- My board!

0:19:18 > 0:19:20So cute.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Yet so mental. Shame.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Come on, guys.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42Oh! Sorry, you frightened the life out of me.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Are you looking for Sammy? - Who is he?

0:20:45 > 0:20:48- What, love? - That other boy.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52Why is he in our house and why is he trying to be me?

0:20:52 > 0:20:56- Oh, sorry. - Are you OK, Mum?

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Sweetie, I'm not your mum.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01I'm your son.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03You're not. SHE GASPS

0:21:03 > 0:21:07Mum! Mum! Are you OK?

0:21:07 > 0:21:08Please, just listen to me.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Every birthday you make us cheesecake.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13The same your mum used to make for you when you were a kid.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16- What?- And when you were my age, you lived at the beach.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19- You were a junior surf champ. - How do you know this?

0:21:19 > 0:21:21That's why I started skating. So I could be just like you.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23I don't know who you've been talking to.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26I miss you, Mum. Please, just remember me.

0:21:26 > 0:21:27SHE GASPS

0:21:33 > 0:21:35I think you've made a mistake.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Mum!

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Mum! Mum!

0:21:55 > 0:21:57- PHONE:- Police, fire or ambulance?

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Please state the nature of your emergency.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01- Mum! Mum! - Hello?

0:22:01 > 0:22:05Hello? Please state the nature of your emergency.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07It's OK.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08Everything's all right.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Shouldn't we get Sam? - We'll save him some.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28Out of your share.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Number 63. Phoenix talons.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Steamed chicken feet.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Number 22. Szechuan liver with snow peas.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43And number 54, the ultimate -

0:22:43 > 0:22:46chu kiok chou, pig trotters and vinegar.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Yuck. Why'd you order that? - Why'd you call me a nerd?

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Oh... I know I'm going to regret this.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Oh! Hot!

0:23:03 > 0:23:06- Ouch! What is that? - Presumably a Szechuan pepper.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09Water. I need water.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12And... I nearly forgot. Number 37. Lemon chicken.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19- Mm.- I guess it's edible.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Well done...

0:23:23 > 0:23:24nerd.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33There's food inside.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Well, kind of.

0:23:36 > 0:23:37It's cool.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Finding out you don't exist kinda kills your appetite.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55And that your parents had another kid and...

0:23:55 > 0:23:57- gave it the same name.- Yeah?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Wow.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04I just kept thinking, "Not me.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06"I'll be different," you know?

0:24:09 > 0:24:10And I am different.

0:24:13 > 0:24:14I'm replaced.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18RASPY GROWLING

0:24:19 > 0:24:20What was that?

0:24:22 > 0:24:25I don't know but it has a friend.

0:24:25 > 0:24:26I was kind of hoping Andy's food

0:24:26 > 0:24:29would be the weirdest thing that happened.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33- Oh!- Oh!

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Run!

0:24:36 > 0:24:39- Jake, open the door! - Open the door!

0:24:39 > 0:24:42- What's that? - What?

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Open it! It's stuck!

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Jake, come on, Jake! Just open the door!

0:24:46 > 0:24:48I can't! I can't!

0:24:48 > 0:24:50- Jake! - It's stuck.- Jake!

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- What's going on? - Something out there!

0:24:54 > 0:24:56- Something's coming! - What is it?

0:24:56 > 0:24:58I think it's some kind of evil spirit.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01- What? - What? Like a ghost?

0:25:01 > 0:25:03There's no such thing as ghosts.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06There's no such thing as ghosts! There's no such thing as ghosts!

0:25:06 > 0:25:08There's no such thing as ghosts!

0:25:11 > 0:25:12Guys?

0:25:12 > 0:25:14It was no storm.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16I think there might be forces at play which we don't understand.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18That's it. Wormholes.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21We're the matter slipping between infinite variations

0:25:21 > 0:25:22of the same reality.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28She was that creepy woman from the florist. She was watching us.

0:25:28 > 0:25:32- You used to have a book back there. - That's not kids' stuff.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34What if we're unconscious and we have to wake ourselves?