Almost Human

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# In an ordinary sofa in an ordinary room

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# There are extraordinary heroes who are standing by to zoom...

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# To wherever they are needed They are speeding out today

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# The Numberjacks are on their way

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# They will help you with your problems

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# They are waiting for your call

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# No problem is too big for them

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# No problem is too small

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Things may all be going wrong but you can bet it's not for long

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# The Numberjacks are on their way

0:00:32 > 0:00:35# The Numberjacks are on their way! #

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Right, the jump pad!

0:00:39 > 0:00:43- OK, I'm going first. - Fine, you go ahead.

0:00:43 > 0:00:50Watch this. Onto the jump pad, then onto the paper! Whoa!

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Ahhhh.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56- It's not easy the first time you do it.- I bet.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00- You CAN do an extra flip. - No, thank you.- Like this!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Yay!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Huh. Did the trick.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Hardly smudgy at all.

0:01:08 > 0:01:14- OK, Four, ready to go?- Well, er... - A Numberjack's got to do jumping.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19Yes, well, there's jumping, and there's JUMPING.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23- You can do it, Four. - You're right, I can.

0:01:23 > 0:01:28Couldn't I just go and find a giant felt-tip pen?

0:01:28 > 0:01:32- You've got to make the mark yourself.- OK. Here goes.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Yeah!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Pretty good for a first go.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41- It's more a splat than a four. - Well, have another go.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45- Er...yeah, later.- Come on!

0:01:58 > 0:02:02- Come on, come on, come on! - Who's calling in?

0:02:02 > 0:02:06Agent 79 here. Things are going wrong!

0:02:06 > 0:02:07But not for long!

0:02:07 > 0:02:12- There's this girl, and her fridge magnets.- I'm putting it on screen.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20What's wrong with those?

0:02:20 > 0:02:23They WERE fine, but look at the four!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25That's a four?

0:02:25 > 0:02:29- Well, it was. Something's gone wrong with it.- Oh, dear!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32And look at these dice.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Four spots...gone!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Oh dear, oh dear!

0:02:37 > 0:02:41- What?- Four, you're going out.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Thought so. All right, let's do it!

0:02:47 > 0:02:50# We've got a problem, what shall we do?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53# Who's going out there, who do we choose?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55# We've got a problem to explore

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- # Who's going out there? # - Number Four!

0:03:22 > 0:03:26Checking the room is all clear. Need to clear the room.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Oh, me! Doorbell!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32DOORBELL RINGS

0:03:35 > 0:03:37All clear now!

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Four! Three! Two! One! Zero!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Got to find a four...

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Looking for fours...

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Found a four.

0:04:03 > 0:04:08- Ooh. That was a bit uncomfortable. - Sorry!

0:04:08 > 0:04:12- The best one I could find. - There are problems with fours.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Oh, great(!)

0:04:13 > 0:04:17It's Agent 83 here. There's a problem with the delivery.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20OK, I'm onto it.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26That parcel will never get delivered!

0:04:26 > 0:04:31- She doesn't know what house to deliver it to.- Here we go!

0:04:38 > 0:04:43It's Agent 95 here. There's a problem at the restaurant.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44I'm onto it!

0:04:44 > 0:04:48It's table four, but their table number's gone.

0:04:48 > 0:04:54- Now they'll never get served. - They don't seem to mind!

0:04:54 > 0:04:56OK, another job to do.

0:04:56 > 0:05:01Oh, no. I can see what's causing all the trouble.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03The slime!

0:05:03 > 0:05:04The Problem Blob!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Urrgh! The Blob!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10NOT what you want to see at a restaurant.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14Information about him on screen now!

0:05:17 > 0:05:21# If you spot a blob of slime

0:05:21 > 0:05:26# Guess what? Big slob came by

0:05:26 > 0:05:29# Great, big and blubbery

0:05:29 > 0:05:38# Making trouble, he's the flobbery, slobbery Problem Blob. #

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Oh, I think I've been hit!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45So has the man, at exactly the same time!

0:05:48 > 0:05:53- What's happening? - The slime has swapped them over!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58He's Numberjack Man!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01And Four thinks he's the man!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03That lady's boyfriend!

0:06:07 > 0:06:11He's going to try to be the table number!

0:06:14 > 0:06:18He can't go round being a Numberjack!

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Oh, no. What's he going to do next?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Agent 106 here!

0:06:28 > 0:06:29We've got a problem!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34This boy has got a birthday cake, but the number four is missing!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Can you send a Numberjack to... that was quick!

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Numberjack Man is being the door number!

0:06:50 > 0:06:54What's Numberjack Man going to do now?

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Oh, no!

0:06:59 > 0:07:03He's not very good at being a Numberjack!

0:07:05 > 0:07:09And Four's not very good at being a person!

0:07:11 > 0:07:16If Four carries on being a person, anything could happen!

0:07:18 > 0:07:23For a start, Four wouldn't be very good at riding a bike.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28He'd be good at SOME things in school...

0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Two and two...- Four!

0:07:30 > 0:07:34..but he wouldn't be good at playing in the playground.

0:07:36 > 0:07:41And what job could he get? A racing driver? Or a doctor?

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Or a pop star? Not very likely!

0:07:48 > 0:07:52Numberjack Man is going to get himself into more trouble!

0:07:52 > 0:07:55That man lost the number four on his football shirt!

0:08:08 > 0:08:12That lady's phone is missing a number!

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- What is it?- It's four!- Oh, no!

0:08:23 > 0:08:29Nobody wants a great big Numberjack Man to be the number!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31You can't really blame them.

0:08:31 > 0:08:36He really wants to help people, but he can't be a number! He's too big!

0:08:36 > 0:08:42Somebody's got to make some numbers to put things back to normal,

0:08:42 > 0:08:43and Four can't!

0:08:43 > 0:08:49- He still thinks he's a person! - It's got to be Numberjack Man!

0:08:49 > 0:08:54Agents, any ideas how the Numberjack Man could make some numbers?

0:08:57 > 0:09:01- Maybe he could make a number with dots.- Or maybe with lines.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Let's get Numberjack Man going!

0:09:10 > 0:09:11# Brain Gain, Brain Gain

0:09:11 > 0:09:14# To sort the problem, use our brains

0:09:14 > 0:09:17# The way to get your brains all linking

0:09:17 > 0:09:19# Up together, joined-up thinking. #

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Getting brain power now. Brain Gain!

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Stop! We've an easy way! - Make four dots!

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Write four dots. Write four dots!

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Four dots!

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Try the dots on the man!

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Great! How else can Numberjack Man write four?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Now he can do four lines!

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Four lines!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25They've got a new cake!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44That's the cake sorted out.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47The man wants lines, as well as spots.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Write it like number four.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Write the number four!

0:11:18 > 0:11:21The man wants his shirt finished off!

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Three different ways of writing four!

0:11:33 > 0:11:36We've got to sort out our Four now!

0:11:36 > 0:11:40- He's not happy! - We've got to swap them back!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Swap, swap!

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Swap them back!

0:11:49 > 0:11:51What's been going on?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Just got to sort the Blob.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57Let's swap him, too. Swap him with something far away!

0:11:57 > 0:12:05Hmm...something from where polar bears live. Swap! Swap!

0:12:07 > 0:12:11What will it be?

0:12:11 > 0:12:13A big lump of ice!

0:12:13 > 0:12:17- The Blob won't mess around with polar bears!- Come back now, Four.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18On my way.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25All clear for landing.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31One, two, three, four!

0:12:37 > 0:12:39That was very weird.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43But everything got sorted! Have a look.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46All the fours were going wrong.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48All disappearing.

0:12:48 > 0:12:53That door number, and I was going to sort out the table number.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56When the Blob swapped you with the man...

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Ah! You were being a person!

0:12:59 > 0:13:04And the man was being a Numberjack man!

0:13:04 > 0:13:07He tried very hard to be a good Numberjack.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Looks like he wasn't very good at it.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Until we sent him some Brain Gain.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18- Sorted everything out! - Including the Blob!

0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Here we go!- Good luck!

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Yeah!

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Yes!

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Now me!

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Yay!

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Wow, not bad!

0:13:34 > 0:13:37It's another good way of showing three.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41OK, Agents. Now try writing my number,

0:13:41 > 0:13:45with dots, or lines or as a number.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49Try it out, and call the Numberjacks.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Subtitles by Kate Connolly Red Bee Media Ltd

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Email subtitling@bbc.co.uk

0:13:59 > 0:14:01# The Numberjacks are on their way

0:14:01 > 0:14:04# The Numberjacks are on their way! #