The Dreaded Lurgi

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# In an ordinary sofa in an ordinary room

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# There are extraordinary heroes who are standing by to zoom...

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# To wherever they are needed They are speeding out today

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# The Numberjacks are on their way

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# They will help you with your problems

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# They are waiting for your call

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# No problem is too big for them

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# No problem is too small

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Things may all be going wrong but you can bet it's not for long

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# The Numberjacks are on their way

0:00:32 > 0:00:35# The Numberjacks are on their way! #

0:00:35 > 0:00:39OK, 4, I'm going to... Eugh...

0:00:39 > 0:00:43- You're going to what?- Sorry, 4, I'm not feeling too good.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46I'll try and jump.

0:00:46 > 0:00:496 GROANS

0:00:51 > 0:00:55- Oh, dear, you're not well at all. - I think I've got a bit of lurgy.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Lurgy? What does that feel like?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Ohh, sort of hurty head.

0:01:02 > 0:01:08- Hurty head?- Achy body.- Achy body? - Just feel horrible all over.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12- Horrible all over. Ohh!- What?

0:01:12 > 0:01:14I think I've got lurgy too.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17BOTH GROAN

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- BEEPING - Oh, no!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Come on.

0:01:31 > 0:01:36- What took you so long?- We've got the dreaded lurgy.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Oh, dear! Hope I don't catch it!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42We've got a call.

0:01:43 > 0:01:48- Hello, Agent 58 here.- What's happening?- Things are going wrong.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50They're going wrong here too.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52This boy needs your help.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56- I'll put it on the screen. - No, let me do it!

0:02:01 > 0:02:07- The boy looks fine. A lot better than some of us.- But the trouble is

0:02:07 > 0:02:09he can't stop!

0:02:09 > 0:02:15- We'll get... Yeugh!- We'll get someone out there.- Thank you!

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Who's going out, who's going out? 4 AND 6 GROAN

0:02:19 > 0:02:24Well, I don't think it's either of those two, so I'd better go.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28- Oh.- And you'll have to look after things here.- Oh!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Number 5, get ready for launching.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35# We've got a problem What should we do?

0:02:35 > 0:02:38# Who's going out there? Who do we choose?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40# Need to get out there Who will it be?

0:02:40 > 0:02:44- # Who's going out there?- Number 5!- #

0:03:08 > 0:03:13- Good luck, 5.- Thank you. And you. - Checking the room...

0:03:15 > 0:03:20- No-one there.- Yes, there is, 4! - Oh, sorry.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Ringing the doorbell.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27All clear now.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Five, four,

0:03:32 > 0:03:36three, two, one,

0:03:36 > 0:03:39zero!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Looking for a 5 to land on.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58- There's a 5!- I think you'd best do this.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Found a 5.

0:03:59 > 0:04:04- You two had better go and have a lie-down.- Ohh...- But...

0:04:04 > 0:04:06I'll be fine!

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Ohh! Ooh!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- OK, 5?- Yeah.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19- That's good because 4 and 6 aren't. - Are you going to be all right?

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Of course!

0:04:23 > 0:04:28Agent 81 here. Another person with problems and he can't stop either.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31At least it's only his finger.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Oh, no, it isn't. The problem's spreading!- He looks a bit bad.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45Oh, dear!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50There's a problem in the kitchen.

0:04:50 > 0:04:55- On screen!- Let's hope it's just her thumb.- It isn't!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57And she can't stop.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Ohh! - Problems in the garden.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08On screen!

0:05:09 > 0:05:13I know something's going to happen.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Oh, dear!

0:05:16 > 0:05:22- Is he enjoying it? - No, cos it goes on too long.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Oh, dear!

0:05:24 > 0:05:28- We've got to help all these people, 3.- I know!

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Can anyone work out what's the same about them all?

0:05:32 > 0:05:36- They're all jumping!- They weren't jumping to begin with.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- The cook's thumb was going up and down.- It's about things

0:05:40 > 0:05:44- going up and down. - Little things and big things.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- But why?- I'll try and see.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Look, blobs!

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Yes! And the others.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58- All blobs.- And we know why.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05# If you spot a blob of slime

0:06:05 > 0:06:10- # Guess what, this blob can lie - Uh-oh

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- # Great, big and blubbery - Blubbery

0:06:13 > 0:06:18# Making trouble He's the blubbery, slubbery

0:06:18 > 0:06:21# Problem Blob! #

0:06:21 > 0:06:27- We've got to sort this out, 3. - I know. I wish 4 and 6 were here.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30COUGHING

0:06:31 > 0:06:36Urgh... Oh...urgh...

0:06:36 > 0:06:40- You can do it, 3.- I can! Me, me, me!

0:06:40 > 0:06:46I'll get the Brain Gain machine goingto stop them going up and down.

0:06:50 > 0:06:55# Brain Gain, Brain Gain To solve a problem, use a brain

0:06:55 > 0:06:59# Or wait and get your brains all linking up together. #

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Getting brain power now! Brain Gain!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Getting Brain Gain.

0:07:06 > 0:07:12Up and down and...stop! No more up and down.

0:07:13 > 0:07:18- Ohh! What's happening?!- You've got to send the Brain Gain now.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21I know that. Sending Brain Gain.

0:07:53 > 0:07:59Yes! We did it! Stopped all the things going up and down.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05- Oh, no!- They've been blobbed again.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Not more jumping up and down!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Oh, look at that!

0:08:14 > 0:08:19AGENT: Things aren't going up and down this time.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21They're going round and round.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23It's the cook again.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28It's going to get worse.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37We've got to stop this, 3.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Yes...

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Yes, I'm feeling a bit giddy.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Or maybe it's not that.

0:08:46 > 0:08:51I think I've got the dreaded lurgy too!

0:08:51 > 0:08:57Oh, no! And if the Blob keeps on blobbing, anything could happen.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02The Blob might made things go up and down again,

0:09:02 > 0:09:06and people in a lift might go up and down all day.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14Or, if the Blob made things go round and round...

0:09:16 > 0:09:22..and up and down... oh, it would be a disaster.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27We've got to stop the Problem Blob.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Ohh! We've got to keep going, 5.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33How are we going to manager, 3? Look!

0:09:33 > 0:09:36They're going round and round AND up and down.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Oh, no, that's what I thought might happen.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Oh, no, it's making me feel even worse!

0:09:43 > 0:09:47- We can help you through. - Yes, we'll do anything we can.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50I'm not sure I can work the Brain Gain machine.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53- We can help!- I'll call all the other agents.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57OK, do the movements and then stop.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01All agents, everyone, get ready to join in.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09We're here, all of us, ready to help.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13Everyone out there, I need your help joining in.

0:10:13 > 0:10:19Start going up and down and round and round. Ohh...

0:10:19 > 0:10:24- We'll do it for you, 3. - Give Numberjack 3 some Brain Gain.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Up and down, and round and round.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Everyone! Up and down, and round and round.

0:10:30 > 0:10:35Up and down, and round and round. Up and down, and round and round.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Get ready to stop when 3 tells us.

0:10:38 > 0:10:39You can do it, 3!

0:10:39 > 0:10:46Up...down...round...round... and STOP!

0:10:48 > 0:10:53Stop going up and down and round and round.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Yes, we did it, 3!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Blob, blob, blob, blob!

0:11:17 > 0:11:21Agents, everybody, we've got to get rid of The Blob.

0:11:21 > 0:11:233 can't help. It's up to you.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25We can do it.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28We'll make The Blob go up and down and round and round.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Up and down, and round and round.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Up and down, and round and round. Up and down, and round and round.

0:11:35 > 0:11:373, we need you to send it.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38Whoa!

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Up and down, and round and round.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58Come back now, 5.

0:12:02 > 0:12:03Zero,

0:12:03 > 0:12:05one, two,

0:12:05 > 0:12:10three, four, five!

0:12:13 > 0:12:19- Oh, 5, I'm so glad you're back. - Well done, 3. you go to bed now.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23- I think I will.- And thank you, agents, for all your help.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27And you. We couldn't have done it without you.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31- Can we see it on the screen, please?- On screen.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35The boy was going up and down.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38So was the man...

0:12:38 > 0:12:41and the cook...

0:12:41 > 0:12:43and the child on the bouncy castle.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48It was all The Blob's fault.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52Then people started going round and round as well.

0:12:52 > 0:12:563 had got the dreaded lurgy

0:12:56 > 0:12:59so the agents and everyone had to help with Brain Gain

0:12:59 > 0:13:01to put things right.

0:13:03 > 0:13:08- All right, everyone had a good sleep?- Yes.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10I'm feeling much better, thank you.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13I hope we won't get any more of that lurgy.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Oh, no! Looks like Zero's got the lurgy!

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Ooh...ow!

0:13:19 > 0:13:22No, it's just Zero being his normal self.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Zero.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Well done, 3 and 5, for managing the mission without us.

0:13:27 > 0:13:33We couldn't have done it without the agents. We needed everybody helping,

0:13:33 > 0:13:36so keep on helping. Look out for things

0:13:36 > 0:13:38that go up and down or round and round

0:13:38 > 0:13:42or maybe up and down AND round and round,

0:13:42 > 0:13:44and call the Numberjacks!

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