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0:00:11 > 0:00:15# Here we are Nuzzle and Scratch

0:00:15 > 0:00:19# Best by far Nuzzle and Scratch

0:00:19 > 0:00:20# We're alpacas from the Andes

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# With hooves instead of handies

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Nuzzle and Scratch! #

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Nuzzle, Scratch.

0:00:36 > 0:00:37Where are they?

0:00:37 > 0:00:41Ah, delivery. It's unlike those two to miss out on a delivery.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Well, I suppose I'll just have to open it without them.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46- BOTH:- Boo!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Hello, Captain.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52- Morning.- We were delivered. - Yes, what were you doing in the box?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Looking for the twins' costumes.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56I haven't told you what they want.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Ah, yes. Good point.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02- Today they're going to dress up as astronauts.- Astronauts?

0:01:02 > 0:01:06You have no idea what astronauts look like, do you?

0:01:06 > 0:01:07- BOTH:- No.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13There we go. Right, astronauts.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17- Oh! - BANG!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22I wish I was an astronaut.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26'I'm the Fancy Dress Genie. Your wish is my command.'

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Brilliant. I'll need a space suit, please.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33A tomato?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36That's a tomato, not a space suit.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Tomatoes won't help me in space!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42'Oh, dearie me, I had a bit of a genie jam there.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44'Let's try again. One space suit coming up.'

0:01:44 > 0:01:46That's better. Thanks.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49'Have a helmet and space boots too.'

0:01:49 > 0:01:55Wow! Helmet and boots. Cool.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59'Now you're an astronaut!'

0:01:59 > 0:02:02We have lift off.

0:02:02 > 0:02:06'Astronauts have landed on the moon before, and so might you.'

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Wahey! This is fun!

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Floaty floaty, round the moon.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Floaty.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19'There you are. A fancy dress costume for a fancy dress party.'

0:02:22 > 0:02:28- Oh, the twins will love being astronauts.- Oh, they will.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31You two go and find the costumes, and I'll open up the shop.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Right you are.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43- BOTH:- # Dressing up is fun you could be anyone

0:02:43 > 0:02:46# A monkey or a queen Every costume you can dream

0:02:46 > 0:02:50# Everybody knows that wearing different clothes is fun

0:02:50 > 0:02:54# Dressing up is fun. #

0:02:54 > 0:02:55HE SIGHS

0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Boo!- Oh!

0:02:59 > 0:03:01- Boo!- Oh!

0:03:01 > 0:03:02- # Dressing up - Dressing up

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- # Dressing up - Dressing up- Dressing up

0:03:04 > 0:03:05# Just pass them to me Dressing up

0:03:05 > 0:03:06- # Dressing up- Dressing up - Dressing up- Dressing up

0:03:06 > 0:03:09# Dressing up is very groovy Dressing up

0:03:09 > 0:03:10- # Dressing up- Dressing up - Dressing up- Dressing up

0:03:10 > 0:03:12# So raise your hoovie

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- BOTH:- # If you know what you'll wear today

0:03:15 > 0:03:19# What do you wear today? #

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- BOTH:- We're astronauts.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Oh, you look nice.- Bubble head!

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Have you found those costumes yet?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Mission complete, Captain.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Yeah, we've got the costumes.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39We've got the helmets and everything.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Good. The twins will be here soon.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Oh, crumbs.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48- Problem, Captain?- I'll say there is.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51The hold's empty, lads. We're fresh out of sponge fingers.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54No sponge fingers?

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Yes. And you know how I like my sponge fingers with my tea.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Oh, why don't you two sail out

0:04:00 > 0:04:03to the sponge finger shop and get some fresh supplies.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Right away, Captain.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Oh, oh, I say!

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Where are you...

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- SIGHS:- Ah, well.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Two alpacas dressed as astronauts gone to buy sponge fingers.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Three two one, we're blasting off.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27To buy sponge fingers from the sponge fingers shop.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Oh, hey, look, Scratch.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33A huge box of sponge fingers.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Result!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Oh, no, it's empty.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40No sponge fingers in here.

0:04:40 > 0:04:45I wonder if they've got sponge fingers on the moon.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47There's only one way to find out.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Oh, what are you doing, Scratch?

0:04:49 > 0:04:55This box will make the perfect space rocket. Climb aboard, Astro Nuzz.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- OK.- Here we go.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Oh, it's quite roomy.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Yes, it is.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04OK, you do the countdown, then, Nuzz.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06OK, yeah. From five,

0:05:06 > 0:05:08four, three, ooh!

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Two, one!

0:05:10 > 0:05:12THEY SCREAM

0:05:12 > 0:05:14We have lift off!

0:05:14 > 0:05:18- Woo! Woo!- A-ha!

0:05:18 > 0:05:21We're flying to the moon!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23A-ha-ah! Are we there yet?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25No, not yet.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29- Uuuugh! Uuuugh! Oooh!- Oooh! Oooh!

0:05:36 > 0:05:37- Oooh!- Where are we?

0:05:37 > 0:05:42We appear to have landed in a sandy hole.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44A sandy hole.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45- GASPS:- We must be on the moon!

0:05:45 > 0:05:50Of course! Hello, moon!

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Hello, moony moon!

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Oh, hey, Astro Nuzz, check out my moon walking.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Oh, that's good.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Hey, Scratch, check out my moon dancing.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03THEY LAUGH

0:06:03 > 0:06:06You can't do moon dancing without a bit of moon bugling.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Stands to reason.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11HE PLAYS BUGLE OUT OF TUNE

0:06:18 > 0:06:22Oh, I didn't know they had flags on the moon, Scratch.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Oh, yes. It's a moon flag.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29A moon flag?

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Let's make a moon sand castle and stick the moon flag in it.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Good idea.

0:06:34 > 0:06:39Right, you make the sand castle, Astro Nuzz, and I'll get the flag.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Being Astro Nuzz is fun!

0:06:56 > 0:07:01There you go, Nuzz. One moon flag for your moon sand castle.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Oh, that's perfect, Scratch.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Whoa! What was that?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Well, I don't know, but it nearly hit me on the head.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14There it is. Look.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Wow, it's all bumpy and moon-y.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23You know what, Astro Nuzz?

0:07:23 > 0:07:25I think this must be moon rock.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Captain Crater would love a moon rock.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Yeah, let's see if we can find some more. Come on, come on.

0:07:31 > 0:07:32- BOTH:- Oh!

0:07:32 > 0:07:36- An alien moon man.- An alien?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Yeah, yeah. It's what you call people from other moons and planets.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43Oh. Well, I hope the alien moon man's friendly.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45I'm not sure he is, Astro Nuzz.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47He doesn't look very happy.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Run for it, Scratch!

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Oh! Nice shot!

0:07:53 > 0:07:56That moon rock was for the Captain.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57He'll be ever so upset

0:07:57 > 0:08:00that we've lost his lovely moon rock down a moon hole.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Don't worry, we'll get it back.

0:08:02 > 0:08:07- Well, I only wish Captain Candyfloss was with us now. Aw...- Come on.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Right, I'll be with you in two seconds. There you go, sir.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Thank you very much.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Would you like a bag for this?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Have a lovely party, everybody.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Ah! Peace at last.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30- BOTH:- Hello, Captain! - Hello, twins.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32We've come for our costumes.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Yeah, where are they?- Good question.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37(Nuzzle, Scratch, where are you?)

0:08:42 > 0:08:46We need to get that moon rock back for the Captain, and quick.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Yeah, but how, Scratch?

0:08:47 > 0:08:49I'll do some more moon bugling.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51The alien moon man will love it so much,

0:08:51 > 0:08:53he's bound to give us our rock back.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Good plan, Scratch.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00HE PLAYS BUGLE BADLY

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Ha-ha-ha! It worked.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10- BOTH:- Oh, no!- Our moon rock!

0:09:10 > 0:09:14- The alien moon man will get it again.- Not if we get there first.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Come on, Astro Nuzz!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20It landed in a moon hole somewhere around here.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Yeah, we better hurry up and find it

0:09:22 > 0:09:25before that alien catches us.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26MAN CLEARS THROAT

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Whoa, whoa! Don't worry, Astro Nuzz.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32I'll handle this. I speak alien, don't you know.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35GIBBERISH

0:09:35 > 0:09:38HE CONTINUES SPEAKING GIBBERISH

0:09:38 > 0:09:42It's not working, is it? Aargh!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Ha-ha-ha. He fell over.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45Oh, look! Found it.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Hey! That's my ball.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50You speak English.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Of course I speak English.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54I'd like my ball back, please.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58- Sorry, we haven't seen any moon balls.- No, only this moon rock.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00You mean my golf ball?

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- No, moon rock.- No, golf ball.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Moon rock.- Golf ball.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- BOTH:- Moon rock!- OK, OK. Moon rock.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11And this moon rock is mine.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14But we found it in a sandy moon hole.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- We want to give it to the Captain.- Captain.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Yeah, Captain Carry-Out.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20- From the fancy dress shop. - But it's mine.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22I'm playing a game of golf with it.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24I'm a golfer.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Oh. Are you from the planet Golf?

0:10:27 > 0:10:31No, from the other side of the high street.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33- Can we have our moon rock back? - I'm using it.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36- I haven't finished my game yet. BOTH:- Please?

0:10:36 > 0:10:41- WAILS:- Oh, Captain Cry-Baby will be so upset!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44- SSH!- Sorry!

0:10:44 > 0:10:48OK, OK! If you'll keep quiet,

0:10:48 > 0:10:51- I'll let you have it when I finish my game.- Hooray!

0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Ssh!- Sorry!- Sorry about that.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58The Captain's going to love his moon rock.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Maybe he'll want to play with it with the twins.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10- Where are our costumes?- Oh, yes! Yes, of course. Your costumes.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Astronauts today, isn't it?

0:11:12 > 0:11:17Yes, yes. Off to explore other planets in your space rocket.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20I'll start your countdown for you.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Here we go.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Houston, we have clearance for take off.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Commencing countdown. Ten, nine

0:11:28 > 0:11:31eight, seven...

0:11:31 > 0:11:33We want our costumes.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Of course you do.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37I'll just go and see...

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Stay there.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47Astro Nuzz, this must be the alien moon man's moon buggy.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51Oh, yes! And this must be the alien moon man's moon sandwiches.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55- I didn't realise they had sandwiches on the moon.- I know!

0:11:55 > 0:11:57PHONE RINGS

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Oh?- W-wha... what?

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Oh, Astro Nuzz, I think the moon buggy is trying to talk to us.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05- Ssh!- Ssh!

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Sorry! Ha-ha-ha.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09What's it saying, Scratch?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12I don't know. I'll try talking alien to it.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15SPEAKS GIBBERISH

0:12:15 > 0:12:19Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Ssh! No phones!

0:12:24 > 0:12:26You have to keep very quiet on a golf course,

0:12:26 > 0:12:27so you don't put players off.

0:12:27 > 0:12:32- It's not us. It's your moon buggy. - It's trying to talk to us.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35It's not my moon... golf buggy ringing. It's you!

0:12:35 > 0:12:39Oh, yes! Sorry.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Hello?- 'Nuzzle?'

0:12:44 > 0:12:48Oh, hello, Captain Collywobbles, is that you?

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Where are you? The twins are waiting for their costumes.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Oh. Well, we're just waiting for an alien

0:12:53 > 0:12:56to get a moon rock into a moon hole.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59When that alien's got his moon rock into a moon hole,

0:12:59 > 0:13:01I need those costumes... and fast!

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Oh, yes, the costumes!

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Well, when we've got the moon rock,

0:13:05 > 0:13:08we'll head back to earth in our space rocket.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11All right. Well, hurry up. Oh, and don't forget the sponge fingers.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13OK, then. Yeah, bye-bye.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Bye! Bye! - CAPTAIN SIGHS

0:13:15 > 0:13:19It was the Captain, he wants us back with the costumes and fast!

0:13:19 > 0:13:23But the alien moon man is taking ages to get our moon rock

0:13:23 > 0:13:26down the moon hole. Come on, Nuzz, let's help him.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Oh, yeah! Helping's fun!

0:13:32 > 0:13:34# Helping out is fun

0:13:34 > 0:13:36# Getting something done

0:13:36 > 0:13:40# Get set, go, and don't be slow We've only just begun

0:13:40 > 0:13:44# Whatever we may do there's laughter all day through

0:13:44 > 0:13:48# We must confess, we make a mess when trying something new

0:13:48 > 0:13:49# Helping is fun!

0:13:49 > 0:13:52# Helping is fine!

0:13:53 > 0:13:55# Helping is fun!

0:13:55 > 0:13:57# Getting stuff done!

0:14:01 > 0:14:02# We're helping out with glee that's our guarantee

0:14:02 > 0:14:06# A chuckle makes a happy place as both of us agree

0:14:11 > 0:14:13- BOTH:- # Helping is fun! #

0:14:17 > 0:14:21I'm never going to get the ball in the hole at this rate.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24I'm supposed to be hitting it that way, by that flag.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Well, that's easy. Give it here.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37There we are, one moon rock in the moon hole.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Yeah, nice one, Astro Nuzz.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Can we have our moon rock back now, please?

0:14:42 > 0:14:45You can't just pick it up and drop it in the hole.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49You have to hit it with one of these. A golf club.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Here, bring the moon rock back and I'll show you.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Oh, all right. Come on.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01You put the ball on a tee.

0:15:01 > 0:15:02- What?- Tee.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06Oh, don't mind if I do. Plenty of milk in mine, please.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08No, not that type of tea.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11This is called a tee, and you put your golf ball on it.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15- Golf ball?- I mean moon rock.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17I'm very confused.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Is my tea ready yet?

0:15:20 > 0:15:25Now, you hit the golf ball I mean, moon rock, with the golf club.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Now, here goes.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31A, a, a, a...

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Oh...

0:15:34 > 0:15:39A, a, a... Oh! It's gone.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41THEY LAUGH It's gone.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43ATCHOO!

0:15:48 > 0:15:49DRUM ROLL

0:15:49 > 0:15:51I don't believe it!

0:15:51 > 0:15:53I've just got a hole in one!

0:15:53 > 0:15:56When you play golf, the best shot you can do

0:15:56 > 0:15:59is when you hit the ball straight down the hole.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01It's called a hole in one.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Oh, hooray!- A hole in one!

0:16:04 > 0:16:07- Well done!- Hooray!

0:16:11 > 0:16:13There you go. One golf...

0:16:13 > 0:16:15I mean, one moon rock.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19Oh, Scratch, we got it! We got it!

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Yeah! Thank you, Mr Alien Moon Man!

0:16:22 > 0:16:24And thank you for helping me get a hole in one.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28Oh, that's cool. Come on, Astro Nuzz.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- We can get back to earth now. - And give the Captain his moon rock.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Yeah, I guess we better find our rocket.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Bye, Alien Moon Man.- Bye.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41I've really enjoyed myself. Bye-bye!

0:16:45 > 0:16:51- OK, so a quick moon check, Astro Nuzz. One spaceship?- Check!

0:16:51 > 0:16:55- One moon rock?- Check!

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Two astronaut alpacas?

0:16:57 > 0:17:01- Is that us?- Yes, it is. - Checkety check-check-check!

0:17:01 > 0:17:04OK, here we go!

0:17:04 > 0:17:09- BOTH:- Five, four, three, two, one.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11THEY SCREAM

0:17:13 > 0:17:16We're flying back to earth!

0:17:16 > 0:17:18We're flying back to earth!

0:17:24 > 0:17:28Ah, ah, we've landed. Very good.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32Back at the old sponge finger shop! Ha-ha-ha.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36Sponge fingers? Well, we need to take some back to the Captain.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40Yes, and the twins need the astronaut costumes.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48HE GULPS

0:17:48 > 0:17:51COW MOOS

0:17:51 > 0:17:54- BOTH: Time's up, Captain. - But...

0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Nuzzle!- Scratch!

0:17:57 > 0:17:59NUZZLE AND SCRATCH: Twins!

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Here are your costumes.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Thank you, Scratch!

0:18:03 > 0:18:05- Thank you, Nuzzle!- Toodle-oodles.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Bye!- Bye then. Bye!

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Oh, phew!

0:18:15 > 0:18:18We've got you a present from the moon, Captain. Ha-ha-ha.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Oh, thank you very much.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24- A golf ball.- Moon rock.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- No, it's a golf ball.- Moon rock!

0:18:27 > 0:18:29All right, it's a moon rock.

0:18:29 > 0:18:34- Thank you. - Are you sure it's not a golf ball?

0:18:42 > 0:18:46Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Boo!

0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Oh, Captain!- He fell down!