0:00:02 > 0:00:04PAN PIPE MUSIC
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# Here we are - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Best by far - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# We're alpacas from the Andes
0:00:21 > 0:00:22# With hooves instead of handies
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:28 > 0:00:29# Nuzzle and Scratch! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Can we play a game, Scratch? Can we? Can we can we can we?
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Yeah. Let's play Chase The Alpaca.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Yeah! Chase me!
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Careful...
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- Ha ha ha ha!- Oh, hold on.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- Careful... - I'll just tie my shoelace.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Carefully does it...- Silly me.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- I don't have any shoelaces.- Whoa-a-a!
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Ahh!
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- Great catch, Nuzz!- Thank you! - For a moment there
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- I thought my model ship would become a model shipwreck!- Oh, no.
0:01:04 > 0:01:09I'm allergic to model ships. They make me...aaaahhhh...
0:01:09 > 0:01:10- CHOO! - CRUNCH!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12..sneeze.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Sorry, Captain.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Shall we put your ship back together for you?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21No! No, no, we haven't got time.
0:01:21 > 0:01:26We need to find some costumes. The twins want to dress up as dancers.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Dancers!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Ha ha...- Right...
0:01:30 > 0:01:33You don't know what dancers wear, do you?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Here we go. Right, dancers.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Oooh!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I wish I could be a dancer.
0:01:50 > 0:01:55- 'I'm the fancy dress genie! Your wish is my command!'- Brilliant!
0:01:55 > 0:02:00May I have some stretchy dance clothes, please?
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- 'There you go!' - Mr Genie, it's...not raining.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08'Ohhh. Had a bit of a genie jam there. Let's try again.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- 'Coming right up!' - That's much better!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15'And how about some sweatbands?'
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Snazzy!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Sweatbands!- Yeah!
0:02:20 > 0:02:24'Now you're a dancer. So you can create beautiful dance moves.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29'There you go! A fancy dress costume for a fancy dress party.'
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Whooo!- Oooh!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37The twins will love being dancers.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- Yeah. They'll wear sweatbands. - And do dance moves.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- And wear sweatbands. - You find the costumes
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- and I'll open the shop.- OK, Captain!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55# Dressing up is fun
0:02:55 > 0:02:57# You could be anyone
0:02:57 > 0:02:58- # A monkey - Or a queen
0:02:58 > 0:03:00# Every costume you can dream
0:03:00 > 0:03:04# Everybody knows that wearing different clothes is fun
0:03:04 > 0:03:07# Dressing up is fun... #
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Boo!- Oh!- Ha-ha!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Boo!- Oh!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- # Dressing up- Dressing up- Dressing up - Just pass them to me
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- # Dressing up- Dressing up - Dressing up
0:03:20 > 0:03:21# Is very groovy
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- # Dressing up- Dressing up- Dressing up - So raise your hoovie
0:03:25 > 0:03:29# If you know what you'll wear today
0:03:29 > 0:03:33# What will you wear today? #
0:03:34 > 0:03:36HARP RIPPLES
0:03:37 > 0:03:39BOTH: We're dancers!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42With sweatbands! Ha ha!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Have you found those costumes yet?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47BOTH: We have, Captain!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Ah, good. The twins'll be here soon.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Oh, crumbs.- Problem, Captain?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Hold's empty. We're out of sponge fingers.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00BOTH: No sponge fingers?!
0:04:00 > 0:04:06Why don't you sail out to the sponge finger shop? Get fresh supplies.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Aye-aye, Captain! We're on our way!
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Oooh!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Oooh! Oooh, I say!
0:04:15 > 0:04:20Oh, well. Two alpacas dressed as dancers, gone to buy sponge fingers.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22What could possibly go wrong?
0:04:24 > 0:04:28# Dancers! Dancers! We love to dance!
0:04:28 > 0:04:32# We'd dance everywhere if we were given the chance!
0:04:32 > 0:04:36# Dancing to the sponge finger shop
0:04:36 > 0:04:39# We dance all day We'll never ever stop! #
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Never, never stop!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- DANCE MUSIC PLAYS - Huh?- Wow!
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Listen to that, Nuzzle. - Music! I can't help myself.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Scratch, I am a dancer, and I have to dance!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54To the music! Music!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:00 > 0:05:02THEY GIGGLE
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- Let's dance!- Yeah.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07MUSIC STOPS
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Eh... Oh.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- You must be... - Dancer Nuzzle and Dancer Scratch.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15I'm Lance. Lance Lightfoot.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Nice to meet you. - I like him, Scratch.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Look at his sweatbands! - Oh, yes! Oooh, so...pink.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27- Your dance class is next door. - What?- Hmm?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Your class. You are teaching the beginners' class.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35- We are?!- I need you to teach them a really simple dance move.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Well, we're the right alpacas if you're after simple.
0:05:38 > 0:05:43- Come, come, Nuzzle. Our dance class awaits us.- Yes!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Dancey-woo, dancey-woo! - Cover the floor!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49HE HUMS
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Ow!- Ow!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Whoa! Two alpacas dressed just like us.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- That one looks like you. - Yeah. I like his sweatbands.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Are we expecting a visit from our relatives?- No.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Ohhh! What a nice surprise!
0:06:05 > 0:06:10- I wonder if our relatives are good dancers like us?- I'm sure they are.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- Ohh...- Ahhh... - Uh-ohhh...- Uh-ahhh...
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Hey, very good, you two! - Yes, yes. Rhythm runs in the family.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- Very good.- Oh, look! A little girl!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Yeah, heh heh...
0:06:24 > 0:06:26THEY YELP Two little girls!
0:06:26 > 0:06:30- You're standing in front of a mirror.- A mirror?- A mirror...
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Oh, yes, yes, it is a mirror!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Oh, so it is.- OK.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Oh! Hello, dance class.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43- ALL:- Hello! - We are your dance teachers today.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46We will teach you a very simple move.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48LOUD HONKING
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Ha ha ha!- What's that racket?!
0:06:54 > 0:06:59- It isn't a racket, it's a bugle. - Yeah.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- You couldn't play tennis with this! - THEY LAUGH
0:07:02 > 0:07:06You're disturbing my class next door. Use the piano instead.
0:07:06 > 0:07:12- Piano?! Ha ha ha!- Yes, very good idea, Mr Heavytoes, thank you.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16I have to get back to my class. I'll leave you to teach the move.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Okey-dokey, we can do that. Ha ha!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21ATONAL PLAYING
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Ah, that's perfect pianoing, Nuzzle. - Stop! Stop, stop!
0:07:29 > 0:07:34- Stop? But I haven't reached the chorus.- Yeah, that's the best bit,
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- Lance Spanglesocks. - The music is upside down.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Oh! Thank you, Lance. Ha ha...
0:07:41 > 0:07:45OK. Let's dance!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48PLAYS PIANO TERRIBLY
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- It's not playing upside down. - Turn the music over!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oh, good thinking! Ha ha ha!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58SCRATCH GIGGLES
0:07:58 > 0:08:00What's this...?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Ah, let's have a look at this.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08TICKING
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- What does that do?- Goes tick-tick. - Tick. Tick. Tick.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Oh...it's making me play slo-o-owly.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Slo-o-o-o-o-wly...
0:08:20 > 0:08:24A little faster, perhaps? Heh heh heh!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Yeah? How fast can you go?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- What's all this noise?! - It's that thing.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- BANG! - Ohh! Oh!- Whoa!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Um...too fast, do you think?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- My piano!- Yes, it is your piano.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Don't worry, Mr Lance Danceman. We'll fix it.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Then we'll teach the move. Soon they'll dance like alpacas!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56CHEERING
0:08:56 > 0:09:00If only Captain was here. He's good at dancing like an alpaca.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04He'll be dancing round the shop right now like an alpaca.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06CHILDREN SHOUTING
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Right. I'll be with you in a second, I'll just...
0:09:10 > 0:09:13There you go, sir. Would you like a bag, miss?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Have a lovely party, everybody.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Oh, peace at last.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Ahhh... Ooh!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Hello, Captain.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Hello, twins.
0:09:26 > 0:09:31- We've come for our costumes. - Yeah, where are they?- Good question.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Nuzzle, Scratch, where are you?
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Have you finished fixing that piano yet, Nuzzle?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Try now.- OK.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45NOTE SOUNDS
0:09:45 > 0:09:50- Ah. I'll keep trying. - NUZZLE LAUGHS
0:09:50 > 0:09:55Please, hurry up, Dancer Nuzzle. I want to get dancing!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56SCRATCH SIGHS
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Aaaah! CRASH!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- GIGGLING - Why are the children moving?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03They're not moving, the piano is!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Aaah!- Use the brake. Use the brake!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Do pianos have brakes? Aaah!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Ah! Nuzz!
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Two, three...
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Help! I can't find the brakes!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I'll stop you! Jazz hands...!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21BOTH SCREAM
0:10:21 > 0:10:22CRASH!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24SCRATCH PANTS
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Nuzzle, old friend, are you OK?- Ugh.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- NUZZLE PANTS - Ugh. I'm fine.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33I've still got my sweatband on.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- Lucky I had a soft landing.- Yes...
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Me!
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Oh, thank you! Thank you, Dancey Lancey.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Your jazz hooves saved me. - LANCE GROANS
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Let's get this piano back to class. - No! No more piano, please.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Take this instead.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56- Oh. OK.- And hurry up and teach that dance move.
0:10:56 > 0:11:01- Yes, sir, Mr Lance Lazyfoot, sir! - You know...?- What?
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- I think he likes us, Scratch. - Yeah, I think he does.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07BOTH LAUGH Let's dance.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- Music, please, Nuzzle. - Yeah, music would be nice.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Um...music... Well, um...
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- I can't hear anything. - Well, me neither.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Maybe your pink music machine is broken.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- Just press that button. - Which button?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- ALL: That button there! - Oh! What,
0:11:26 > 0:11:29this button here? Ha-ha!
0:11:29 > 0:11:34- Tickle, tickle, tickle!- That is my belly button. That tickles me.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36ALL: That button there!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39I think they mean your belly button.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- Ha-ha! Stop it!- I tickle you. NUZZLE LAUGHS
0:11:42 > 0:11:44MUSIC PLAYS
0:11:46 > 0:11:48# Helping out is fun
0:11:48 > 0:11:50# Getting something done
0:11:50 > 0:11:52# Get set, go, and don't be slow
0:11:52 > 0:11:54# We've only just begun
0:11:54 > 0:11:56# Whatever we may do
0:11:56 > 0:11:59# There's laughter all day through
0:11:59 > 0:12:03# We must confess we make a mess when trying something new
0:12:03 > 0:12:04# Helping is fun
0:12:05 > 0:12:07# Helping is fun
0:12:07 > 0:12:09# Helping is fun
0:12:09 > 0:12:12# Getting stuff done
0:12:12 > 0:12:15# We're helping out with glee What's our guarantee?
0:12:15 > 0:12:18# A chuckle makes a happy place
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- # As both of us agree... # - Yes!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25BOTH LAUGH
0:12:28 > 0:12:29# Helping is fun! #
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Whoa, look at that! That is a very good dance move, class.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Let's call it the alpacawaca!
0:12:36 > 0:12:41- The alpacawaca!- Oh, yes. Soon everyone will be doing it.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43We are good dance teachers, Nuzz.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47If only Captain Compost Heap could see us. Ah.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- He'd be so proud. - He would, he would.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52- He would.- I just said that.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01- Where are our costumes? - Yes, of course, your costumes.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03You're going to be dancers.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07If you're going to be dancers, we need to choose some music.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:13 > 0:13:17We want our costumes!
0:13:17 > 0:13:18LANCE STOPS MUSIC
0:13:18 > 0:13:22It's ridiculous. I'll just go and see... Stay there.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31Let's do the alpacawaca one more time. Work with me.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Music, please, Nuzzle.- Music... - MOBILE RINGS
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- Oooh! - MOBILE VIBRATES
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Oooh! Hey, funny tune, this one. Ooooh!
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Nuzzle, it is your phone vibrating.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44- Oooh!- I will get it.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- Oh!- Yes, hello?
0:13:46 > 0:13:51Scratch. Where are you? The twins are waiting for costumes.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Oh, hello, Captain Cow Nose. We're just teaching a dance class.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Yeah, we're dancers.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Well, I need those costumes and fast.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01Chillax, Captain!
0:14:01 > 0:14:05We'll just show Lancey Dancey what we've done then we'll be back.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Hurry up. Oh, and don't forget the sponge fingers.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- We won't. Bye-bye!- See ya!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- Laters.- Get to the beep.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Ta-ta for now. Ba-ba-ba-bye!
0:14:17 > 0:14:20CRASH! Right, let's show Mr Lance Dance Man
0:14:20 > 0:14:24the alpacawaca. I'll go and get him.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27MATERIAL STRETCHES Uh... Oh, no!
0:14:27 > 0:14:31My dancey leotardy costume is stuck!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Here, let me help.- OK.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35BOTH STRAIN
0:14:35 > 0:14:36No, no, no.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- BOTH STRAIN No, no.- Come on.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40BOING! Aaah!
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Turn...- Aaagh!
0:14:43 > 0:14:47Oh, oh, we're ready to show you the dance move now, Mr Lance Dance Man.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49LANCE SIGHS
0:14:49 > 0:14:53May I present the alpacawaca? Positions, everyone!
0:14:53 > 0:14:57- Positions!- You'll be very pleased, Mr Long Face.
0:14:57 > 0:15:02- This dance move will be a big hit. - Yeah, everyone will want to do it.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Mr Nuzzle, music, please.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Uh-huh.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08MUSIC STARTS
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Ha-ha-ha!
0:15:10 > 0:15:11CHILDREN GIGGLE
0:15:13 > 0:15:15NUZZLE LAUGHS
0:15:15 > 0:15:17MUSIC STOPS
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- What was that? - That was the alpacawaca.- Mmm.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24It's the most dreadful dance move I've ever seen!
0:15:24 > 0:15:30- Are you sure you're dance teachers? - Well, we're not that experienced.
0:15:30 > 0:15:35- We've got the sweatbands on, look! - Sweatband.- Come on. Give me that.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36BOTH GASP
0:15:36 > 0:15:41- Out! - CHILDREN: Boo!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- Go on. - CHILDREN: Boo!
0:15:45 > 0:15:49- Hmmph, nasty sweatband-taking man. - Yeah, come on, Nuzz,
0:15:49 > 0:15:51let's get back to the shop.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53CHILDREN: Boo!
0:15:53 > 0:15:57No-one will ever want to do the alpacawaca.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58ALL: We do!
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Er...what are you doing?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03ALL: The alpacawaca!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05LANCE SIGHS
0:16:05 > 0:16:07MOBILE RINGS
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Hi, Mum.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10What?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Turn the telly on?
0:16:17 > 0:16:20It is being described as the best dance move ever seen.
0:16:20 > 0:16:25The alpacawaca was created by teachers Nuzzle and Scratch.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28It's causing people to dance like alpacas.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Children in playgrounds, parks and on pavements -
0:16:31 > 0:16:36people of all ages are doing it. Even I'm doing it!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- Nuzzle! Scratch!- Er...yes?- Ah!
0:16:39 > 0:16:44Everyone is doing the alpacawaca. You are brilliant dance teachers.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46BOTH: Hooray!
0:16:46 > 0:16:50- Um...so can I have my sweatband back now, please?- No.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Oh.- You deserve something even better.
0:16:55 > 0:17:00- Take this.- Ah!- It's his very own, it's his very own one.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Oh, wow!- Well done, Nuzzle and Scratch!
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- CHILDREN: Yeah! - Thank you, thank you.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10Thank you, you've very kind but for now we have to leave.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- Sponge fingers are calling us home.- Mmm.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Come on, everyone, let's alpacawaca!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19ALL CHEER
0:17:23 > 0:17:25BOTH SIGH
0:17:25 > 0:17:28CLOCK TICKS, HE GULPS
0:17:28 > 0:17:30QUACKING
0:17:30 > 0:17:33BOTH: Time's up, Captain.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34But...I...
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Nuzzle!- Scratch! - NUZZLE AND SCRATCH LAUGH
0:17:37 > 0:17:40BOTH: Twins! Here are your costumes.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44- Thank you, Scratch. - Thank you, Nuzzle.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- Toodles!- Bye!- Bye!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Bye!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52CAPTAIN SIGHS WITH RELIEF
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Ah, perfect.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Now, then, have you got the sponge fingers?
0:17:59 > 0:18:04- Um...well...er...- Oh, don't tell me you've forgotten them!- Oh, no, no.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08I got you something even better. Da-da-da-da!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10A new model ship,
0:18:10 > 0:18:13made entirely from the sponge fingers.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- Well, thank you very much.- Umm...
0:18:15 > 0:18:21Problem. See, I'm allergic to model ships made out of sponge fingers.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Yeah.- Oh, no.- They make me...
0:18:23 > 0:18:25They make me...
0:18:25 > 0:18:27do the alpacawaca!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29- Come on! - HE GIGGLES MADLY
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Alpacawaca!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34ALL LAUGH Go nuts!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
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0:18:50 > 0:18:52Boo! BOTH LAUGH
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Oh, Captain.- Yeah, he fell down.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57# Nuzzle and Scratch! #