0:00:02 > 0:00:04PAN PIPE MUSIC
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# Here we are - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Best by far - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# We're alpacas from the Andes
0:00:21 > 0:00:22# With hooves instead of handies
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:28 > 0:00:29# Nuzzle and Scratch! #
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- SHRILL WHISTLE - Aargh!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Oh! - NUZZLE AND SCRATCH LAUGH
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Aargh!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Brrr! Caught you, Captain!
0:00:50 > 0:00:55Ah... Eh? Who turned the lights out?
0:00:55 > 0:00:59- Heh-heh! Did you hear the whistle that we found?- Ah! Whistle!
0:00:59 > 0:01:04- That'll come in handy for the twins' costumes.- Tell me more.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Today they want to dress up as train guards. Come on...
0:01:13 > 0:01:17- You have no idea what train guards look like, do you?- No.
0:01:20 > 0:01:25There we go. Right, train guards...
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Oh!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31HONKY-TONK PIANO PLAYS
0:01:31 > 0:01:34I wish I could be a train guard.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38I'm the fancy-dress genie. Your wish is my command.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Brilliant! A train guard uniform, please!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Not a fairy!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Put me down!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Had a bit of a genie jam there. Let's try again.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54One train guard uniform coming up.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57That's better, thanks.
0:01:57 > 0:02:02- Oh, and you'll need a whistle and a ticket-puncher.- Thanks!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05A whistle!
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Now you're a train guard,
0:02:07 > 0:02:12- you can sell tickets and help people catch the train.- All aboard!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Ha-ha! All aboard! Ha-ha!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Choo-choo! - Woo-woo!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Chuff-chuff-chuff-chuffer!
0:02:22 > 0:02:28There you are - a fancy-dress costume for a fancy-dress party.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33- Yeah!- Mm!- Well, the twins are going to love being train guards.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Maybe they'll get to blow a whistle...- Not now!
0:02:36 > 0:02:41- You two go and find the costumes, I'll open up the shop.- OK.- OK.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49# Dressing up is fun
0:02:49 > 0:02:51# You could be anyone
0:02:51 > 0:02:52- # A monkey - Or a queen
0:02:52 > 0:02:54# Every costume you can dream
0:02:54 > 0:02:59# Everybody knows that wearing different clothes is fun
0:02:59 > 0:03:01# Dressing up is fun... #
0:03:04 > 0:03:05- Boo!- Oh!- Ha-ha!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Boo!- Oh!- Ha-ha-ha!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- # Dressing up- Dressing up- Dressing up - Just pass them to me
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- # Dressing up- Dressing up - Dressing up
0:03:15 > 0:03:16# Is very groovy
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- # Dressing up- Dressing up- Dressing up - So raise your hoovie
0:03:20 > 0:03:23# If you know what you'll wear today
0:03:23 > 0:03:28# What will you wear today? #
0:03:29 > 0:03:31HARP RIPPLES
0:03:31 > 0:03:34We're train guards!
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Ah-ha-ha! Scratch! I've got a whistle! Ha-ha!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Ha-ha!- Toot-toot!- Look at you!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Have you found those costumes yet?
0:03:44 > 0:03:45We have, Captain.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48And I've got a whistle. Ha-ha!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Good! The twins will be here soon.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Right... Oh, crumbs!
0:03:55 > 0:03:56A problem, Captain?
0:03:56 > 0:03:59I'll say! The hold's empty, lads.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- We're out of sponge fingers. - BOTH: No sponge fingers!
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Yes. You know how I like my sponge fingers with my tea.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Oh! Why don't you two sale out to the sponge-finger shop,
0:04:11 > 0:04:16- get some fresh supplies?- Aye-aye, Captain!- We're on our way.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- SHOP BELL RINGS - Oh!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21I say, before you go, could you...?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Ah, dear. Oh well, two alpacas dressed as train guards
0:04:25 > 0:04:30gone to buy sponge fingers... what could possibly go wrong?
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Chuff-chuff... We're train guards!- Train guards!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- We will never stop. - Until I blow my whistle.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41By the sponge-finger shop. THEY LAUGH
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Oh look! A train!
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Wow, maybe that train needs guarding.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52- Come along, train guard Nuzz. - Oh, how exciting!- Woo-woo!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57BELL TINKLES Train guard, I hear a ding!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Oh! A ding means one thing...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Someone is ringing a bell.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Ha-ha!- Come on, ding-ding!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07BELL RINGS
0:05:09 > 0:05:15- Hello! Hello! I'm late. Are there train guards on this station?
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Did someone say train guards? - Yeah, that's us!
0:05:19 > 0:05:25- Ah, good!- Train guard Nuzzle and train guard Scratch at your service.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I'm here to catch the steam train to Bingley.
0:05:28 > 0:05:33I love the smoke. The steam and the noise of the guard's whistle.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- Oh! I've got a whistle! Listen... - No, no! You mustn't -
0:05:37 > 0:05:42- the train's not ready to leave. - Being a train guard's boring.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45There's more to being a guard than blowing your whistle.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50- You could always sell me a train ticket.- Yes, of course!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- Any idea what he's talking about, Nuzzle?- No.
0:05:53 > 0:05:58- A ticket, from this machine?- Ah-ha! The old ticket machine.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- Press the button and out pops the ticket.- It's got a button?
0:06:02 > 0:06:05May I have a return ticket to Bingley, please?
0:06:05 > 0:06:10- One single ticket to Bangley coming right up, Madam.- I'll press it.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Oh! Ah-ha!- Ha-ha!- Ha-ha!
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Tickets. Tickets. More tickets. More tickets.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24- Ha-ha-ha!- Look!- I need that ticket. The train will be leaving soon.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28- Scratch...- What?- The tickets are still coming! Ha-ha!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Let me help you with that. - Thank you! Oh...
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Oh!
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Ha-ha! One ticket to Bangley.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- At last! Thank you. - TRAIN TOOTS
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Oh...- I wonder what that is.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45That's to tell us that the train's ready to leave.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50- My train!- The whistle! I've got to blow the whistle!- Calm down, Nuzzle!
0:06:50 > 0:06:55- I must blow my whistle.- He needs to blow his whistle!- Whistle!
0:07:02 > 0:07:06My train - it's gone! This is a disaster.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Oh, it is! I never got to blow my whistle.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Well, there's another one in 15 minutes.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16You could fetch my luggage. That's not complicated.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18BOTH: Yes, sir!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21THEY GRUNT
0:07:24 > 0:07:27I wonder if Captain Cauliflower is as busy as we are.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31No, no, I imagine things are very quiet back at the...
0:07:31 > 0:07:33back at the...aargh!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35What are you doing down there?
0:07:38 > 0:07:43- HE SPEAKS ABOVE THE DIN - I'll be with in a tick. There you go...
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Would you like a bag for this?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Have a lovely party, everybody!
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Oh, peace at last! Ah... Oh!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57BOTH: Hello, Captain!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Hello, twins. - We've come for our costumes.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Yeah, where are they?- Good question!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Nuzzle, Scratch, where are you?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Where are those guards? The train will be here soon.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Ah, there you are. Where's my luggage?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Luggage?- Have we met?
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Yes. You two train guards sold me a ticket, remember?- Ticket, eh?
0:08:23 > 0:08:28- For the train to Bingley?- Bingley! Oh yes, the train to Bangley.- Yeah.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- Other platform.- What?- You need the other platform
0:08:32 > 0:08:37- on the other side for the train to Bungley.- Yes, over there.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Are you sure?
0:08:38 > 0:08:39BOTH: Yes!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Well, if you say so.
0:08:41 > 0:08:46- You are the train guards. - That's right.- Mm-hm.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- Nice man.- Very nice, very nice.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Oh, here it comes now!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58What? It's going to the other platform!
0:08:58 > 0:09:03- Coo-ee! The train goes on this side.- What?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06The train goes on this side.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Oh...
0:09:15 > 0:09:17TRAIN TOOTS
0:09:18 > 0:09:21The train's about to go. Can I blow my whistle?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24No, that man isn't on it yet.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26TOOT! TOOT!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Um... Oh. Um...
0:09:35 > 0:09:36My train!
0:09:36 > 0:09:39And I didn't get to blow my whistle again.
0:09:39 > 0:09:44There'll be another train soon, you can whistle then.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- Really?- I mustn't miss the next train.- Don't worry,
0:09:48 > 0:09:50we'll make sure you do.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Ah, trains...
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Woo-woo! Woo-woo!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Chuffa-chuffa-chuffa-chuffa...
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Heh-heh!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Where's that train?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Tickets, please! Tickets, please!
0:10:09 > 0:10:14I can't wait to see the countryside whizz past my train window.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- I always remember... - TRAIN TOOTS
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Oh! Train! Tra-a-a-ain!
0:10:19 > 0:10:24- Marvellous!- Mr Nuzzle, bring his luggage to the platform.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Right, Mr Scratch.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Oh.- Is there a p-rob-lem?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35This trolley is very heavy.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Don't worry, train guard Nuzzle.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40I could take a bag for you.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- That might help.- That's a good idea.
0:10:43 > 0:10:48OK. I'll take this tiny one there, I think.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Come on, then.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Give it a big shove, Nuzz!
0:10:55 > 0:10:56All right!
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Open. Heh-heh.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08AHHH!
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Whoopsie! Heh-heh. Ooh! Where am I?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Whoa! Whoa there! Hang on.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18I don't need to get a train. WHISTLE
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- Nuzzle! Stop with your whistles! - My luggage!
0:11:21 > 0:11:23My Scratch!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25- My train!- Whoa! Nuzzle!
0:11:27 > 0:11:30The train. It's leaving.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Nuzzle! Nuzzle!
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Nuzzle!- Scratch?!- Nuzzle! Nuzzle!
0:11:36 > 0:11:37- Nuzzle!- Scratch!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Scratch!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42What will I do? What will we do?!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Scratch is on the train! - Don't worry.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48There's still the last train. You can get to Scratch
0:11:48 > 0:11:53- and I can have my train ride.- Oh. Can I blow my whistle?- Yes.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57- Hey-hey!- Let's get these cases packed up for when it gets here.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- We mustn't miss it. - Yes, sir!
0:12:04 > 0:12:08# Helping out is fun Getting something done
0:12:08 > 0:12:12# Get set go and don't be slow We've only just begun
0:12:12 > 0:12:16# Whatever we may do There's laughter all day through
0:12:16 > 0:12:20# We must confess we make a mess when trying something new
0:12:20 > 0:12:22# Helping is fun
0:12:22 > 0:12:24# Helping is fun
0:12:24 > 0:12:26# Helping is fun
0:12:26 > 0:12:28# Getting stuff done
0:12:29 > 0:12:31# We're helping out with glee
0:12:31 > 0:12:33# That's our guarantee
0:12:33 > 0:12:38- # A chuckle makes a happy place as both of us agree. #- Yes!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44# Helping is fun! #
0:12:44 > 0:12:48All your luggage ready to be loaded, sir.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Ha-ha-ha!
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Packing cases is fun, isn't it?
0:12:58 > 0:13:03Ah. I wonder if Captain Crabapple is having as much fun with the twins.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12- Where are our costumes? - Your costumes! Oh, yes!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Of course, your costumes!
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Train guards, wasn't it?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Ooh! You'll like this. There's my platform.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23And in comes the 16:49.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26There it goes.
0:13:28 > 0:13:34The train now standing at platform 3 is the 1927 to Portsmouth Harbour,
0:13:34 > 0:13:39- calling at Clapham Junction, Woking, Guildford...- We want our costumes!
0:13:41 > 0:13:46Of course you do. I'll just go and... Stay there.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Oh! Oh! Almost at the station.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59I hope Nuzzle's there. Nuzzle, are you there?
0:13:59 > 0:14:00It's here.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02I can't see...
0:14:02 > 0:14:08- Remember, this is the last train. We mustn't miss it.- Nuzzle! Nuzzola!
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I don't miss the train. I miss...
0:14:11 > 0:14:12I miss...
0:14:12 > 0:14:17- I miss...Scratch!- Nuzzle!
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Scra-a-a-atch!
0:14:20 > 0:14:25Hey! What about my luggage? I'll carry it myself, shall I?
0:14:25 > 0:14:32- Scratch! Scratch!- Nuzzle!- I missed you!- I missed you, too, Nuzzle!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- I missed you more! - MOBILE RINGS
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Oh.- Oh, hold on.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44- Hello. Train guard Nuzzle at your service.- 'Nuzzle!'- Captain Carryon!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- (It's the captain.)- Oh, OK!
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Where are you? The twins are waiting for their costumes!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55We're at the train station. Scratch just rode the steam train.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59I thought you were at the sponge-finger shop!
0:14:59 > 0:15:03We'll get the fingers when we've got our passenger on the last train.
0:15:03 > 0:15:08He keeps missing them. I've not blown my whistle yet!
0:15:10 > 0:15:15- Ho-ho!- Scratch, tell me all about it. What was the train like?
0:15:15 > 0:15:19It was OK. A bit bumpy, a bit steamy, and I missed Nuzzle.
0:15:19 > 0:15:24I love the smell and bumpety-bump of the old steam trains.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25TOOT!
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- The train's ready to go. Mustn't miss it.- Don't worry.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I'll soon have your luggage loaded.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Great. Thanks.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47And that's the last of your luggage on the train.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50But...you've blocked the door!
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I'll have to go to another one.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Yes, I suppose you will.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Miss you, too, Captain.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Yeah, OK, then. Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
0:16:00 > 0:16:04- Excuse me, I...- Bye-bye. I'll miss you! bye-bye!
0:16:04 > 0:16:08- Bye!- Excuse me, I...- OK. I'll say goodbye properly.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Bye. Ha-ha.- Excuse me?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Yes?- I must get on this train.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- And I must blow my whistle. - No, no. Not yet.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Wait till all the passengers are on.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Excuse me. Does sir have a ticket? You need one to travel on the train.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- I know.- Very good.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- Nuzzle, do you have the whistle? - Check!
0:16:29 > 0:16:30WHISTLE BLASTS
0:16:32 > 0:16:33TOOT!
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Huh? Huh?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Oh. Oh, no!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49My train!
0:16:50 > 0:16:51My luggage!
0:16:51 > 0:16:55- Do you think I blew my whistle too early?- Yes.- Oh.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57What will I do now?
0:16:57 > 0:17:01- That was the last train to Bingley! - You could call a taxi.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04I suppose I have to.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08A taxi! A taxi! Ha-ha!
0:17:10 > 0:17:11Taxi!
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Ooh! Taxi! - BEEP, BEEP
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- Heh-heh. - BOTH: Hello!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21I should have known!
0:17:21 > 0:17:26- Climb aboard. We'll get you to Bungley.- Bung-ley!
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Don't forget your seatbelt.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32You know, this could be fun. Can I blow the whistle?
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Ah! Be my guest!
0:17:35 > 0:17:36WHISTLE PEEPS
0:17:36 > 0:17:40- All aboard!- Beep beep!
0:17:46 > 0:17:47HE GULPS
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Ah-ah-ah-ah-oo-oo-ah-ah-ah!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Time's up, Captain!
0:17:52 > 0:17:53But...
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- Nuzzle!- Scratch!
0:17:57 > 0:17:58BOTH: Twins!
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- We've got your costumes! - Thank you, Scratch!
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Thank you, Nuzzle!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Toodle-oodles!
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- Bye!- Bye, then!- Bye!- Bye!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Ohh! Phew!
0:18:14 > 0:18:16So, good day, gentlemen?
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Ooh, Captain. I got to ride on a steam train!
0:18:20 > 0:18:22And I got to blow my whistle!
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Er, not now.
0:18:23 > 0:18:29- We drove a nice man to Bongley.- An awfully long way for sponge fingers.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31- WHISTLE BLASTS - Ooh!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34THEY LAUGH
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