0:00:09 > 0:00:14# Here we are - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Best by far - Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# We're alpacas from the Andes
0:00:21 > 0:00:22# With hooves instead of handies
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch. #
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Nuzzle and Scratch!
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Aww!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Oh, playing Catch the Furball is hard!
0:00:38 > 0:00:43I know. If I throw lots of furballs to you, you're bound to catch one.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Hang on.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Here we go.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Ker-bloom!
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- Oh. - Let's try the giant furball.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54The giant furball?
0:00:54 > 0:00:57When I say "ready", I'll throw the giant furball
0:00:57 > 0:00:59and all you've got to do is catch it.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Ready?- Ready to find today's costumes?- OK.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06HE LAUGHS
0:01:06 > 0:01:10- Great catch, Captain.- What are the twins dressing up as today?
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- Gnomes.- Oh, gnomes. I love their beards.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Ah, so you know what a gnome is then.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21- I thought you said princesses. - So you don't know what a gnome is.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Erm...no!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27There we go.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Right...gnomes.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Ooh!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33PROJECTOR BANGS
0:01:35 > 0:01:38I wish I was a garden gnome.
0:01:38 > 0:01:43I'm the Fancy Dress Genie. Your wish is my command.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Brilliant!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48THEY LAUGH
0:01:50 > 0:01:56Wait a minute. Gnomes aren't all green and spikey!
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Oh, yes. Whoopsy, had a bit of a genie-jam there.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Let's try again. One gnome outfit coming right up.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Oh!
0:02:05 > 0:02:10A blue coat with a shiny big buckle on it. That's more like it.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14And you'll need a red pointy hat and a beard.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Oh, pointy hat.- And a beard!
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- Now you're a gnome. - What can I do?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Just sit still and look after the garden.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28BUZZING
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Uh-oh. There's a bee.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35I said sit still.
0:02:35 > 0:02:40There you go. A fancy dress costume for a fancy dress party.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47- The twins will love dressing up as gnomes.- Ah, they will.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Well, you two, go and find the costumes, I'll open up the shop.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Aye aye, Captain!
0:02:58 > 0:03:02# Dressing up is fun, you can be anyone
0:03:02 > 0:03:05# A monkey or a queen, every costume you can dream
0:03:05 > 0:03:09# Everybody knows that wearing different clothes
0:03:09 > 0:03:12# Is fun, dressing up is fun. #
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Boo!
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Boo!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23# Dressing up, dressing up, just pass them to me
0:03:23 > 0:03:27# Dressing up, dressing up, is very groovy
0:03:27 > 0:03:31# Dressing up, dressing up, so raise your hoovie
0:03:31 > 0:03:34# If you know what you'll wear today
0:03:34 > 0:03:38# What will you wear today? #
0:03:42 > 0:03:44We're gnomes!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Look at the size of your buckle!
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- Have you found those costumes yet? - Yeah, we have, Captain.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Good. the twins will be here soon.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Oh, crumbs! - Problem, Captain?
0:03:59 > 0:04:03I'll say there is. The hold's empty, lads. We're out of sponge fingers.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05BOTH: Oh! No sponge fingers?!
0:04:05 > 0:04:10Oh, tell you what. Why don't you sail out to the sponge finger shop,
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- get some fresh supplies? - We're on our way!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- I like my beard. - Yeah, cos we're gnomes!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18THEY LAUGH
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Oh, I say... Could you...?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25OH. Ah, well.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Two alpacas dressed as gnomes, gone to buy sponge fingers...
0:04:28 > 0:04:31What could possibly go wrong?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Sponge fingers? Sponger fingers?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38We look very smart in our gnome beards and jackets.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Sponge fingers! Sponge fingers!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Let's buy at least 100 packets!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46THEY LAUGH
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Oh, look, Scratch. It's a gnome, just like us!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53I wonder if he'd like some sponge fingers too.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- Let's go and ask him.- OK.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Gnomey! Gnomey!
0:04:59 > 0:05:05Ah! Hello, hello, hello! I like your costume. It's just like mine.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Yes. You've got a fuzzily beard, just like mine!
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Do you find it's a little itchy sometimes? Mine is.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Itchy.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Hello?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Oh. Well, he's not very chatty, is he?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Maybe his gnomey hair has got into his gnomey ears.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Hang on a second. Hello, gnome!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Gnomey!- Gnomey!
0:05:27 > 0:05:32- Gnomey!- Gnomey-gnomey!- Come on. Let's herd him!- Herd up!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Nuzzle and Scratch!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Aargh!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Nuzzle and Scratch, is that you?
0:05:39 > 0:05:44Well, that did the trick, Scratch. The gnome's talking now.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47It's not the gnome talking. It's me! Holly!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Oh, hello.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54I spotted you two in your costumes. You're just what I'm looking for.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- Oh. Go on.- Today is Gnome Day at the garden centre.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01People come from all around to see my gnome display.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03But I'm in a bit of a pickle.
0:06:03 > 0:06:08I need two extra gnomes, just like you, for my centrepiece.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10You are perfect!
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Well, did you hear that, Gnome-Nuz? She said we're perfect!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17We're perfect! Perfect, perfect, perfect!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Oh!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Oh, whoopsy.- Are we still perfect?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Oh!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Aww! She loves us!
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- Plants.- And more plants. - And even more plants.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Plants are cool. - Where's the gnomes then?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38This is my gnome display.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Oh. What does it do?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Erm...this.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Oh.- I've got teeny gnomes and tiny gnomes
0:06:47 > 0:06:51and somewhere in the middle gnomes, fishing gnomes and wishing gnomes
0:06:51 > 0:06:55and happy gnomes and cheeky-chappie gnomes.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- Hello, gnomes!- Hello, gnomes!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Hello... Hello!
0:07:01 > 0:07:06Hello? I think these gnomes have got hair in their ears too, Nuz.
0:07:06 > 0:07:11- Hello!- Gnomes don't speak. - Well, maybe they're just shy.
0:07:11 > 0:07:17Yes. Poor little shy gnomes. Come on. Give Gnomey-Nuzzle a cuddle!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19They don't move either.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23And that is exactly what I need you two to do,
0:07:23 > 0:07:27stand in the middle of the display and not move or speak.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29BOTH: Oh, easy.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Right, we're gnomes....now!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Very good, you two. Very good.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40My gnome display is perfect. See you later.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Er...bye-bye.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Er...Nuzz.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48I really need to scratch.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52This beard is too itchy!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Mine's a bit itchy too!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oh, scratchy-scratchy.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05What is going on?! Argh!
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- Holly!- Look what you've done to the gnome display.
0:08:09 > 0:08:15- What?!- The furballs look great, but the gnomes are higgledy-piggledy.
0:08:15 > 0:08:20But it's a gnome display, not a furball display.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24And today is Gnome Day, not Furball Day.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26BOTH: Oh, yes.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30I'm opening up soon, so you'd better get these furballs cleared up.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Yes, sir, Holly, sir!
0:08:32 > 0:08:36The Captain is always telling us to clear up our furballs.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41I think Holly and Captain Cakecrumb will get on rather well.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Yes. I like the sound of Furball day.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54There you go. Thank you very much. Would you like a bag?
0:09:00 > 0:09:09Peace at last. Ah...
0:09:03 > 0:09:09- Hello, Captain.- Hello, twins. - We've come for our costumes.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Yes. Where are they? - Good question.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14(Nuzzle, Scratch, where are you?)
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- All you have to do is... - Stand still, not move.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- And not speak.- Good!
0:09:24 > 0:09:29Now, I need to get the rest of the garden centre ready to open.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30OK.
0:09:34 > 0:09:39Well, not speaking and not moving is so boring.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- I'm bored!- Yes, me too.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45And I don't know what to do with all these furballs.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Let's play Catch the Furball. That's not boring.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Yes. We can play Catch the Furball with our new gnomey friends.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- Rod, over there, he wants to go first.- Throw one at him.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- OK, Rod, ready?- Ready?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Oh.- He didn't even try to catch it.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08- Why don't we try Tony, over there? - Go on, take one.- Ready, Tone?
0:10:09 > 0:10:16Well, I think I conclude that gnomes are not good at Catch the Furball.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17No.
0:10:17 > 0:10:23- What about Holly lady?- Oh, yes. She'd be good at catching.- Go on.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Ready, Holly?- Ready, Holly?
0:10:28 > 0:10:34- Oh, no! Holly isn't very good at catching either.- My flowers!
0:10:34 > 0:10:39- Yes. Look at what you've done to the gnome display.- It's ruined!
0:10:39 > 0:10:43It won't take long to clear up this mess and then all you need to do
0:10:43 > 0:10:46is stay there, not move and not speak. Got it?
0:10:48 > 0:10:53Oh! Very Good! I suppose this means you aren't going to help clear up.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Oh. Never mind.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01(We're getting very good at pretending to be gnomes, Nuzz.)
0:11:01 > 0:11:05(We really are helping Holly, aren't we?)
0:11:05 > 0:11:07(We certainly are.)
0:11:11 > 0:11:13# Helping out is fun
0:11:13 > 0:11:15# Getting something done
0:11:15 > 0:11:19# Get set go and don't be slow, we've only just begun
0:11:19 > 0:11:21# Whatever we may do
0:11:21 > 0:11:23# There's laughter all day through
0:11:23 > 0:11:27# We must confess, we make a mess when trying something new
0:11:27 > 0:11:29# Helping is fun
0:11:29 > 0:11:32# Helping is fun
0:11:32 > 0:11:34# Helping is fun
0:11:34 > 0:11:36# Getting stuff done
0:11:36 > 0:11:38# We're helping out with glee
0:11:38 > 0:11:40# That's our guarantee
0:11:40 > 0:11:45# A chuckle makes a happy place, as both of us agree
0:11:50 > 0:11:52# Helping is fun. #
0:11:52 > 0:11:54But you didn't help at all.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58I had to clear this mess up all by myself.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00You've done a very good job.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Really?- Yes.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- It looks brilliant. - It looks GNOME-tastic.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Get it? GNOME-tastic.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10It looks GNOME-alicous. LAUGHTER
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Calm down. Remember you're supposed to be standing still,
0:12:14 > 0:12:16not moving or speaking.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Did you hear me?- I heard you.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21No, I heard you.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Let's both heard her.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26SHE SCREAMS
0:12:26 > 0:12:27THUD!
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Woopsie!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Holly will get on with the Captain.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33He likes sitting in ponds too.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37He's probably too busy having fun with the twins
0:12:37 > 0:12:39- to have time to sit in a pond. - Probably.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- Where are our costumes? - HE LAUGHS
0:12:47 > 0:12:50I know they're here somewhere.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55My faithful assistants are probably making sure they are perfect.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56HE CHUCKLES
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Some things you can't rush.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02- We want our costumes. - Yes, yes, of course you do.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05It's ridiculous. I'll just go and see...
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Stay there.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14PHONE VIBRATES
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Nuzzle, no moving.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Ugh! I can't help it, Scratch... Ooh!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23It's my phone ringing.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26I'll try and get it. Got it!
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Hello. Gnome Scratch speaking.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Where are you? The twins are waiting for their costumes.
0:13:33 > 0:13:38At the garden centre, not moving and we're not supposed to be speaking.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42- I need those costumes and fast. - We won't be long.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46We have to wait for the people to come and look at the gnome display.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Don't forget the sponge fingers.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53- OK, see you later.- He's a funny one.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Let's get on with being gnomes. No moving.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59No speaking. Ha ha.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Great work, Nuzzle and Scratch.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06The people will be here really soon.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10I hope the people do get here soon.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Being a gnome is no fun, I'm bored.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I'm double bored.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- I'm double bored with sprinkles on top.- That's really bored!
0:14:19 > 0:14:24How can we not move and have fun at the same time?
0:14:24 > 0:14:27I know. We could play musical statues.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30You mustn't move when you play musical statues.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Brilliant idea.- Come on, let's play.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37You want to play too, don't you, gnomies?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Ha ha, see, they're playing already.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Oh-oh, I shall play the bugle for the music.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Ha ha ha!- Here we go.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH
0:14:46 > 0:14:51OUT-OF-TUNE HORN BLOWS
0:14:51 > 0:14:54THE CHILDREN ALL LAUGH
0:15:01 > 0:15:02- HORN STOPS - And freeze.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Uh-uh-ooh! THUD
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Oh-ho-ho, you moved, Gnome Nuzz.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Gnomies have won.- Agh! Well, that's not fair.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- They're good at this game. - They've had practice.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19- Let's play another game instead. - What shall we play?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21I know what we can play!
0:15:21 > 0:15:25I want you to put your hoovies over your eyes,
0:15:25 > 0:15:27and count to ten.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30This sounds like a whole heap of fun.
0:15:30 > 0:15:36One, two, three, four...
0:15:36 > 0:15:39The gnome display is now open!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42CHILDREN CHEER
0:15:42 > 0:15:48..seven, eight, nine,
0:15:48 > 0:15:49ten!
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Nuzzle! Nuzzle? Where are you?
0:15:54 > 0:15:58- I'm here.- I've counted to ten, what game are we playing?
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Ah, well, it's... Oh, look.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Here comes that Holly lady
0:16:03 > 0:16:07with all the people to look at the display. HE GASPS
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- They can play too.- Oh yes.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
0:16:14 > 0:16:19may I present my gnome display.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- THEY ALL GASP - My gnomes!
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- Where have they gone? - They're playing hide and seek.
0:16:26 > 0:16:31- What?!- All the gnomes are hiding and you have to find them.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32- That's...- Brilliant!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35We love playing hide and seek, don't we?
0:16:35 > 0:16:39- CHILDREN: Yes! - Come on, everybody.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43Great idea, Gnome Nuzz.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- Hello, Mr Gnome.- Found you.
0:16:47 > 0:16:53- I can see you.- This is so much better than a boring gnome display.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Thank you, Nuzzle and Scratch.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59The hide and seek gnome display is great fun.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02And our gnomie friends are having fun too.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05He's got a red hat.
0:17:06 > 0:17:11And to say thank you, I thought you might like to keep a gnome.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Thank you. The Captain will love this gnomie.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- He likes boats too.- Thank you, Holly.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Let's get these costumes back to the fancy dress shop.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26- Well, bye.- Bye, Holly. - Bye, Holly. Bye.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33THEY SIGH
0:17:33 > 0:17:35HE GULPS
0:17:35 > 0:17:37COW MOOS
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- BOTH:- Time's up, Captain.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41A... Bu...
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Nuzzle!- Scratch!
0:17:43 > 0:17:46- NUZZLE AND SCRATCH:- Twins!
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Here are your costumes. - Thank you, Scratch.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- Thank you, Nuzzle.- Toodle oodles. - - Bye then.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- Bye.- Bye.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59CAPTAIN EXHALES DEEPLY
0:17:59 > 0:18:05And we were so good at being gnomes, Holly gave us a gnome to keep.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Ah.- Yes. So we brought it back for you, Captain.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11I'm not sure gnomes are my cup of tea.
0:18:11 > 0:18:16No! No, no, you'll like this one because it's a gnome in a boat.
0:18:16 > 0:18:21- Yeah, here you go. - Yes, well, he is rather splendid.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24I shall call him Simon.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27THEY LAUGH
0:18:27 > 0:18:31He's not Simon! He's Adrian!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Of course he is. How foolish of me.
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0:18:51 > 0:18:53BOO! THEY LAUGH
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Captain!