0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Here we are, Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Best by far
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# We're alpacas from the Andes
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# With hooves instead of handies
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch
0:00:28 > 0:00:29# Nuzzle and Scratch! #
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Right, gentlemen.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37I require one rubber chicken.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40One rubber chicken, OK.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Two bow ties.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Two bow ties, there you go.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47And wigs. Lots and lots of wigs.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Oh, no!- OK!
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Oh, sorry Captain, but that's all we could find.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Yeah, we're fresh out of wigs.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Yes, well, I'm sure it'll be enough.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Do the twins want to dress up as a wig?
0:01:04 > 0:01:08No. Today, they want to dress up as a pantomime horse.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Oh, no they don't!- Oh, yes, they do!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13BOTH: Oh, no they don't!
0:01:13 > 0:01:18You two have no idea what a pantomime horse looks like, do you?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21BOTH: Oh, yes, we do.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Actually, no we don't.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Thought so.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30There we go. Right, pantomime horse.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Ooh!
0:01:37 > 0:01:42- I wish we were a pantomime horse. - Me too.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Pantomime horse?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- A horse for pantomime.- Oh.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53I'm the fancy dress genie. Your wish is my command!
0:01:53 > 0:01:59Yes! We'll need the costume of a horse's head, tail, and legs, please.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01OK, get ready!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Come on!
0:02:03 > 0:02:07You've given us frog's legs, Mr Genie! Ribbit, ribbit!
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Oh, dear, had a bit of a genie jam there. Let's try again.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14One pantomime horse coming right up.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16That's better. Thanks!
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Clippety-cloppety!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Neigh!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Now you're a pantomime horse.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Let's go this way.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Hold up!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Neigh!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Funny looking horse.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32The twins will love being a pantomime horse.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Yes, they will!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36You two go and find the costume, and I'll open up the shop.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- OK, Captain!- Clippety-Clop.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48# Dressing up is fun you could be anyone
0:02:48 > 0:02:52# A monkey or a queen Every costume you can dream
0:02:52 > 0:02:56# Everybody knows that wearing different clothes is fun
0:02:56 > 0:02:59# Dressing up is fun. #
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Ah.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- Boo!- Oh!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Boo!- Oh!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- # Dressing up,- dressing up, - dressing up,- dressing up,- dressing up
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- #- Just pass them to me Dressing up,- dressing up
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- #- Dressing up,- dressing up,- dressing up,- dressing up is very groovy
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- # Dressing up,- dressing up,- dressing up,- dressing up,- dressing up
0:03:16 > 0:03:21# So raise your hoovie If you know what you'll wear today
0:03:21 > 0:03:25# What do you wear today?
0:03:29 > 0:03:34BOTH: We're the pantomime horse!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Clippety-clop, clippety-clop!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Oh, this horse is heavy.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Neigh!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Have you found those costumes yet?
0:03:44 > 0:03:45BOTH: We have, Captain!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Good. The twins will be here soon.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Oh, crumbs!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Problem, Captain?- I'll say there is.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00The hold's empty, lads. We're fresh out of sponge fingers.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02BOTH: No sponge fingers?
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Yes. You know how I like my sponge fingers with my tea.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Oh, tell you what, why don't you two sail out to the sponge finger shop?
0:04:10 > 0:04:15- Get some fresh supplies.- OK, Captain. Right, come on, Scratch.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Get back in.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Right, giddy-up, Scratch!
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Neigh!
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Oh, I say!
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Ah well.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Two alpacas dressed as a pantomime horse gone
0:04:30 > 0:04:33to buy some sponge fingers... what could possibly go wrong?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Giddy-up, giddy-up! We're a pantomime horse!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I'm at the back.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- And I'm at the front, of course. - Giddy-up with a clippety-clop.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46On our way to the sponge finger shop.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48OK, Nuzz, forward march.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49- OK, Scratch.- Aargh! Nuzzle!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51What are you doing?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56I told you Nuzz, I'm the front and you're the back.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Really? But I'm sure that this is the head end.- Beep, beep.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Beep beep. This horse is reversing.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05This horse is reversing.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Oh, what was that?
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Oh, wow, it's a rosette!
0:05:11 > 0:05:12A what?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Wow, a rosette!
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Whoa!
0:05:20 > 0:05:24It's so shiny. And golden.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Do you think we can take it?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28You have to win it.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- What did you say, Scratch? - It wasn't me.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40It's the horse of the year prize. It's simple.
0:05:40 > 0:05:46- The best horse and jockey of the day wins that trophy and rosette.- Oh.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Jockey, you say?
0:05:48 > 0:05:53You know, someone who rides a horse? Like me. I'm Jock, the jockey.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Oh. I like your costume, Jock the jockey.- Thank you.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I was going to enter the race,
0:05:58 > 0:06:01but my horse hurt his hoof this morning and has to rest all day.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05No horse, no trophy.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07And no rosette.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Hold on a minute, Nuzz. We're a pantomime horse.
0:06:11 > 0:06:18Oh, yeah! We can be your horse, Jock. And win that...rosette.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23BOTH: Rosette! Rosette! Rosette! Rosette!
0:06:23 > 0:06:28Hang on. I'm not sure a pantomime horse is allowed to enter the race.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30It's OK, Jockeroo. I'll check the rules.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Hang on a minute. Here we are.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35It says you can't enter as a hobby horse, a rocking horse,
0:06:35 > 0:06:38a sea horse, or a clothes horse.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43But there's nothing in here that says you can't be a pantomime horse.
0:06:43 > 0:06:49Well, I guess...we're a team!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Well, I'm Nuzzle, and he's Scratch.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56'Would all teams head to the main arena
0:06:56 > 0:06:58'for the Mayor's Parade, please.'
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- The Mayor?- Sounds posh.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Yeah, the Mayor. She's the judge.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- The judge?- Yes.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08The judge is the person who decides who wins the competition.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11And the rosette.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- Let's go.- OK, let's go.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- What is this?- What's this?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37This is a real pantomime horse.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Scratch, quick! Have you got that rule book?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Oh, I put it down somewhere. Hang on a second.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46There we go.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Oh, no, that's a dictionary.
0:07:48 > 0:07:53Oh, A History of Alpacas... a very good read. Ah, here we go.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Excuse me! Wait a minute!
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Come back here. Have you got your library card, little boy?
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- Oh, here it is.- There we go.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Oh, excuse me! Your books! There we go.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10It says due back a week Tuesday, OK?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12OK, thank you.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Oh, yes! OK then.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21We did it, boys! We're in!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Hooray!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Well, I knew it would work out all along.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28I mean, two alpacas dressed as
0:08:28 > 0:08:33a pantomime horse, what could possibly go wrong?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35That's the sort of thing the Captain would say.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Oh, yes! I wonder how he's getting on back at the shop.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Talking bottom, ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Right, I'll be with you in two seconds.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Thanks, sir. Would you like a bag for this?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Have a lovely party, everybody.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Oh, peace at last.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Ah... Oh!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Hello, Captain.- Hello, twins.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07We've come for our costumes.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Yeah, where are they?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Good question. Nuzzle? Scratch?
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Where are you?
0:09:21 > 0:09:25If we're going to win that rosette, we need to start your training.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Training?- You're going to have to learn how to walk nicely,
0:09:28 > 0:09:33jump jumps, and walk through posts without knocking them over.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Oh, that sounds like hard work, Scratch.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- First up is the jump.- Jump?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Well, surely you know how to jump?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45No.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48It's easy!
0:09:48 > 0:09:51What's he doing?
0:09:51 > 0:09:55First, you run up to the jump as fast as you can, lift your legs,
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- and jump over.- Got it!
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Then, you trot nicely to the slalom.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Trot?- Slalom?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09And you carefully run in and out of the posts as fast as you can,
0:10:09 > 0:10:11without knocking them over.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13BOTH: Got it!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15And the last...
0:10:15 > 0:10:17the water jump.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29All done.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Oh, great. That's training over.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Come on, Nuzz, let's go get a snack.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Yeah, OK.- Have you got it?
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Yeah, I've got it.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Where are we going? Stop it, Nuzz!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Too fast, Nuzz! Where are you going?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Whoa!- OK, Nuzz, this way.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Sorry.- That's OK.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Oh, cakeys!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56- This is the life, Nuzz!- Yeah,
0:10:56 > 0:10:59it's really nice of them to put this food on for us, isn't it, Scratch?
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Yes, it is. I like the creamy thing with the... uh-oh!
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Oh, really!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Nuzz, I think this is the Mayor's lunch!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Oh!- Run!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Come on!
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Clippy-cloppy, clippy-cloppy. Careful, Jock.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Mayor! Sorry about this.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23I'll just pop and get your lovely tablecloth back.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Nuzzle! Scratch!
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Hey!
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Look, Nuzz. Jock's playing chase.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Oh, yeah!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36And he's waving too!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Stop!
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Coo-ee!
0:11:43 > 0:11:45# Here we are!
0:11:45 > 0:11:48# And this is how we're dressed
0:11:50 > 0:11:53# Here we are!
0:11:53 > 0:11:57# We're smarter than the rest
0:11:57 > 0:12:02# When a task needs doing, these are the costumes that are best
0:12:05 > 0:12:06# Here we are!
0:12:06 > 0:12:10# A groovy looking pair
0:12:10 > 0:12:14# Here we are!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16# We're working here and there
0:12:18 > 0:12:20# When a task needs doing
0:12:20 > 0:12:23# These are the costumes that we wear. #
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Oh! This is so much fun, Nuzz.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35The twins are going to love being a pantomime horse.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Yeah, and I bet they're having fun
0:12:37 > 0:12:40with Captain Cauliflower back at the shop too.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Where are our costumes?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Yes, of course. Your costumes.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52I'll just check with Jim.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Ha-harr, me lads! I be Bosun Jim.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01Stand by to hoist the topsail and splice the main brace.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Jump to it, me lads, and look sharp for the captain.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08We want our costumes.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Of course you do.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Terribly sorry. I'll just go and...
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Stay there.
0:13:18 > 0:13:24'Welcome everyone to the Grand Final.'
0:13:29 > 0:13:34'Next up is Jock riding a, um...
0:13:34 > 0:13:36'pantomime horse?'
0:13:39 > 0:13:40PHONE RINGS
0:13:40 > 0:13:42What was that? Let's get out of here.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Not so fast!
0:13:49 > 0:13:53It's your phone, Nuzz. Answer it, quickly!
0:13:53 > 0:13:55PHONE CONTINUES TO RING
0:13:56 > 0:13:58It's in here somewhere. Let me see.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00I'm getting dizzy!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03THEY SCREAM
0:14:03 > 0:14:04One?
0:14:04 > 0:14:08We've got to score more than one if we're ever going to win that trophy!
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I found it!
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Hello?- Hello?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Oh, hi, Captain Curry Paste!
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Where on earth are you? The twins are here waiting for their costume.
0:14:21 > 0:14:26Well, we're at the horse show, trying to win a rosette, you see.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- But Jock's fallen off.- Yes, the judge has given us a very low score.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33I need that costume, and fast!
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Well, no problem. We'll be back soon.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39I don't think we can win now.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Well, just hurry up. And don't forget the sponge fingers.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44OK, yeah. Bye. Bye!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Horse show?
0:14:47 > 0:14:52Come on, Scratch. We better get this costume back.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54You can't leave! There's time to score more points.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Well, we really should...
0:14:56 > 0:15:00This morning, after my horse hurt his hoof,
0:15:00 > 0:15:04I didn't think I had any chance of winning that trophy.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08But then you two showed up, dressed as a pantomime horse.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Oh, I remember that bit.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- I still have time, but I can't do it without you. Who's with me?
0:15:14 > 0:15:19- Well, my legs are awfully tired. - Nuzzle!
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Well, I'll be the back legs, then.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Let's get that rosette.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Shall we?- Yeah!
0:15:29 > 0:15:34Very good speech, Jock. You really turned that situation around, man.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Hey, coo-ee! Mayor!
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Giddy-up!
0:15:40 > 0:15:43'Amazing. It's an alpaca on the back of a horse.'
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Horse riding is difficult.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- Slow down, Scratch!- Sorry, Nuzz.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- We've got to hurry up and finish in time.- Oh!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56'Here comes the slalom.'
0:16:14 > 0:16:17'Wow, a better score for our new jockey, Nuzzle.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20'But he'll need more than six points to win that trophy.'
0:16:20 > 0:16:22And the rosette!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Go, Nuzzle!
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Here comes the final jump, Nuzz,
0:16:25 > 0:16:30- it's our last chance to win it! - OK, Scratch.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35One two three jump!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43'What a jump! What a horse!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45'And what a final score!'
0:16:45 > 0:16:47My knees hurt!
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Oh, we did it! We won the rosette!
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Well, done, team!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Can I have a rosette now? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Of course. Here you go, Nuzz.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- Wow!- Thank you.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Oh, and Jock, you can have this.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Here, catch!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Oh, well, I think we better get back to the sponge finger shop.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- Come on, giddy-up, Scratch! - Giddy-up, Nuzzle! Laters, Jock.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Laters, Mrs Mayor Lady.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Clip clop, clip clop.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Time's up, Captain.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- But...- Nuzzle! Scratch!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42BOTH: Twins!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Here are your costumes.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Thank you, Scratch! Thank you, Nuzzle!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- Toodle-oodles!- Bye!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Bye!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Phew!
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Now, I've got a joke for you two.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Oh, I love jokes.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05You'll like this one. What do you get if you give a horse...
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- Ha-ha-ha-ha! - No, no, no. That's not it.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10What do you get if you give a horse an electric guitar?
0:18:10 > 0:18:14I don't know. What do you get if you give a horse an electric guitar?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16A rocking horse!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Do you get it?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23A horse, and then an electric guitar?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- Oh, oh, oh!- See?- I get it.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- A rocking horse. - Yes, a horse with a guitar...
0:18:30 > 0:18:32A rocking horse! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Boo!- Oh, Captain!
0:18:53 > 0:18:54He fell down.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Nuzzle and Scratch!